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Here's your tax software bro

>> No.58331006

>>58330989
Nice reminder that paying taxes is immoral

>> No.58331013
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>> No.58331039

wtf is this gay ass shit

>> No.58331054

>>58331006
Worse, it's a ritual blood sacrifice

>> No.58331075

>>58330989
>"You sure this will sell more of our software service?"
>"software service?"

>> No.58331080

>>58331054
>>58331039
>>58331013
>>58331006
>>58330989
>>58331013
Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's

>> No.58331122

>>58331039
You are gay for calling people that

>> No.58331138
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>>58331122
you are gay for defending a bearded lady

>> No.58331147

>>58331080
>remember who owns the money
Based.

>> No.58331371
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58331371

>tfw an HIV-positive dress wearing faggot is happier and more successful than you are

>> No.58331444

>>58331371
>happier
It’s a coping mechanism. They’re dead on the inside, guaranteed

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>>58331138
Theres nothing wrong with being a bearded lady, chudcel pissbaby

>> No.58331564

>>58331080
give me a caesar and I'll be glad to pay taxes

>> No.58331648

>>58331444
>It’s a coping mechanism
stop projecting, you sad incel lmao

>> No.58331677
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58331677

>>58330989
I am getting JUSTed so fucking hard rn bros

>> No.58331730

>>58331648
he's right, and I'm a sex haver

>> No.58332302

>>58331677
If everybody had to pay their taxes to a tax collector, in person, with cash and/or silver/gold, we would have a revolution overnight. Imagine handing over thousands in gold to a taxman every year instead of it just coming out of your digital paycheck. We used to tar and feather tax men. Now they fuck us all silently with a digital hypodermic needle that we never even feel.

>> No.58332321

>pay my annual $200 to TurboTax for my annual $0 state/federal return
>get taxed on the payment
awesome thanks

>> No.58332366

>>58331080
Caeser caused Rome a golden age thi that was only shit on by retards in the senate who couldn't put the old man on a treadmill and leave him to his devices

>> No.58332429

>>58332366
Brutus did nothing wrong. He sought independence of soul. In such a situation there is nothing wrong with sacrificing ones greatest friend even. That freedom from all, that self-tyrannical belief in one's own superiority over all is precisely why Brutus did what he did. Brutus is the key to understanding man during antiquity.

>> No.58332446

>>58331444
coping or not, it's something we'll never reach

>> No.58332660

>>58332429
what the fuck are you talking about
personal loyalty was always the highest virtue in the ancient world

>> No.58332659

>>58332321
>Get taxed on the money you make
>Get taxed on the money you spend
>Get taxed on any land you own
>Get taxed on any money you save (retirement accounts)
>Get taxed when you die
>Get taxed on the money you leave to your children
Isn't it cool being a money pinata for psychotic jews who want to kill your entire race?

>> No.58333033

>>58332660
What do you think "personal loyalty" means you stupid fucking nigger? Is the only thing you know about the Ancient World screenshots of Marcus Aurelius that you say on twitter?

>> No.58333088

>>58331080
Based

>> No.58333110

>>58333033
>masonic digits
it means loyalty to a person, dingus, not some "freedom" bullshit that no-one cared about
why do you think the word brute exists

>> No.58333147

>>58331013
>cheerleading
>scholarship
Is this an actual thing in muttland? You can get an actual scholarship to be a whore?

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>>58330989

>> No.58333543

>>58330989
i used to work here, i can confirm. internal culture is quite the same as OP's photo

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>>58331138
Theres nothing wrong with being a bearded lady, chudcel pissbaby

>> No.58335312

>>58332659
>>Get taxed on any money you save (retirement accounts)
what are roth IRAs

>> No.58335367
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>>58330989
why does it look like cr1tikal but fat?
>>58331006
it is until you get rich with some crap, and then the irs comes knocking on your door to steal everything, i just hope they don't find anything i have in dextools

>> No.58335399

My tax software is https://freefilefillableforms.com/home/default.php imagine paying money to auto fill dozens of pages blank

>> No.58335761

>>58335312
Something you pre-pay taxes on based on the federal reserve notes going into the account at the time of deposit
Is this your first week on /biz/ or what?

>> No.58335865

>>58330989
Humiliation ritual.
They can just print money but they want you to report what you earned (which they already know) in ways so contrived that you have to buy specific software.

They want you to pay people to help you with getting stolen from, all the while they are already stealing from you regardless.

I hate them.

>> No.58335912
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>>58332659
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass.

Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he's laid.

Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

>> No.58336469

>>58331677
I owed literally 13k plus a penalty which is assessed with a literal 8% interest rate the irs charges. I hate the antichrist

>> No.58336471

>>58330989
that's a woman

>> No.58336505

>>58330989
taxes?

>> No.58336552

>>58333147
If it's real then I'm sure it's a forced diversity thing. You know, like
>men get scholarships to play football but there's no option for women to play football and get these scholarships, so you need to provide some avenue for women to get the same amount of sports scholarships as you give to men otherwise you're being SEXIST
Hence the birth of the cheerleading scholarship. A little down the line, some fag complains that it's homophobic to only give cheerleading scholarships to women, and here we are.