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What's the average net worth of /smg/?

futures

>>58324395
I never understood buying candy at the movie theater. It is really easy to sneak in and gets completely consumed in the first few minutes. Popcorn and soda made lots of sense.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A6hG6Xg6zQ

Fuck it. If NVDA goes over 920 again I'm selling.

>>58324419
What should I expect from JPM?

>>58324439
Quite frankly I have no idea.

>>58324407
Yea I agree, I never really did the overpriced candy thing, just the popcorn and soda pop

>>58324407
When you break the law you pay with your soul.

>>58324457
AMC had this promotion one time where they advertised putting M&Ms INTO the popcorn bucket. I tried it at home and it was a horrible combination. The M&Ms just melted and the popcorn became a sticky mess. This is why they're circling backruptcy.

>>58324420
Wew, that's a long time to baghold, lol.

>>58324384
I want you to see what's happening here. SOXX is at the neckline of the previous Head and Shoulders bearish pattern. Then we saw a Falling Wedge bullish pattern. Both were confirmed. Now we're at the bull flag bullish pattern, but it wasn't confirmed. If it fails this retest, it shouldn't be able to break past $223.

But it's CPI week so anything can happen. Bought puts OTM for this week but won't buy more without confirmation.

>>58324419
I don't do business with any of these companies

>>58324420
>Narrator: it would not

>>58324419
I do business with all of these companies.

>>58324419
Short WD-40

>>58324478
>This is why they're circling backruptcy.
desu the only to watch modern film is completely sloshed and I'd be a lot more concerned sneaking in liquor into a theater. AMC is the only one I know of where don't have to do that.

I think I'm gonna short TEX.
It looks like a good setup.

/biz/antine anons, I'm a complete newb who can legally purchase alcohol in eagle-land, what tip would you give to a fellow autist who just started?
yes i checked OP

I should have invested in some dessert...

>>58324478
Grim. I haven't been to a movie in years. The last movie I went to was Jurassic Park in 2018

>>58324478
you need to pop a few M&M's and get your mouth slightly coated in chocolate. then eat a handful of popcorn to experience the proper sweet/salty combo. fancy chocolate/caramels are topped with flaky salt because they work better when separate just prior to eating.

>>58324526
I smoked chicken thighs on the stick burner today and Mom brought over potato salad and chocolate chip cookies. I'm about to crush some cookies and chocolate milk

I'm out of cabagool

>>58324520
theres 2 approaches to stock picking
1. math
2. hopes and dreams
you can do a mix of both, inevitably everyone will have hopes and dreams even if they're trying to focus on fundamentals

it will take awhile to be familiar, you will just have to lurk more and learn by experience whether thats by losing or gaining money
if you already make good money at work, you can also just go couchpotato investing and DCA your paycheck into a market index ETF

>>58324369
>Mexico EWWW
You didn't see the numbers? Since 2020 white employment is down ~200k, beaners up 3million.

>>58324520
Avoid any and all addictions. This includes, but is not limited to, nicotine, alcohol, drugs, sex, and gambling.
Study Stoicism and put it into practice. I suggest reading the discourses of Epictetus and Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
Be a good friend to those you know, but do not allow people close to you to abuse your kindness. Study good moral practices and uphold them.

>>58324550
straight edge niggers get off MY /smg/. This is your final warning before I start swinging

>>58324520
Max out tax advantaged accounts (401k and IRA) and put your money in low cost index funds.
Don't get stupid with options and don't touch them at all (especially with margin) until you fully understand them.
Try to figure out how to read financial statements at least before you start trying to do stock picking.

>>58324550
This is generally good advice but blasting techno and chugging beafeaters while yelling at whores on snapchat and trading 0dtes is a lot of fun.

>>58324550
>nicotine
Quit
>alcohol
Quit
>drugs
Quit
>sex
Quit
>gambling
I do risky short dated options plays with too much money sometimes

>>58324420
$930 tomorrow

>>58324543
gotcha, already accepted that i will probably lose money so i'll simply start with low amounts, 2 to 3 digits, until i get an idea on how it works, I'll max out my hopes and dreams atleast Till i get the math

>>58324550
>>58324584
yeah, amazing advise, will take it to heart anon, thank you ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

>>58324575
forgive me if i ask, any specific reason i should stay away from options? are they too volatile or complex?

>>58324550
>ascetics on /smg/
Based.

>>58324631
>are they too volatile or complex?
Yes.

>>58324420
>>58324626
Please wait till at least 11am to pump it. I have a dentist appointment in the morning and will miss the open. Need some time to load up weekly calls. Please and thank you

You guys think I should buy starbucks?

>>58324642
Gotcha, I'll stick to the slow safe ones then thanks!
any extra resources you would recommend to get into trading?

>want to jack off before sleep
>popular videos today in your country
>transgender man fucks straight guy

so this shit has finnaly arrived here. guess its the last time i visit that cesspoll

>>58324520
No emotions. Manage risk.

Dude Kashkari is speaking again tomorrow, what the fuck is this shit?? All the loudmouth hawkish Fed faggots come out of the woodwork in April to speculate wildly in live interviews during market hours? Are we really going to have another red day because of this fucking asshole?

>>58324670
Make sure to sign up for the rewards account. I get free ham and cheese croissants all the time

>>58324671
There's the standard "read 'The Intelligent Investor'" advice.
Martin Skrelli actually has a discord where he livestreams some of his trading and uploads recordings to YouTube along with keeping all his models on Github. He often has some pretty good advice too.

>>58324482
I don't see how this is anything other than tea leaves. There's nothing fundamentally bearish going on in the semi sector.

>>58324495
Doesn't mean their valuations are reasonable.
>>58324419
Let's make uninformed guesses, just for fun.
WD-40 may miss .03 due to the buy in Brazil. Might be worth watching it drop for a few weeks if so, no promises. Europe and Asia providing a strong market as brown in cars become norm and other things.
Fastenal misses by .01, my estimation, due to increased shipping costs.
Delta has a rebound quarter but misses estimates by .05 due to labor and fuel costs.
Carmax has a horrible quarter as it under performs on an already week sales period.
Citi exceeds by .02.
Wells Fargo nearly shits the bed as its equity division posts horrible numbers and its default rates in the west are climbing.
BlackRock has a bad quarter but lies about it so prices go up.
JP has an average quarter and prices go up.

This is not advice, just a fuck off to see what happens, call it my Sweet 16 bracket for the week.

>mfw the eclipse happens tomorrow

>>58324717
Now picture millions of Americans taking the day off to look at extra dark clouds.

An etf updated over the weekend, and I am now 15 dollars from breaking even after the great 7th of march tech heem
We are so back

>>58324690
>ham and cheese croissants
Literally a frozen sandwich they toss into the microwave

>>58324690
>I get free ham and cheese croissants all the time
mmm seed oil croissants, "ham," and kraft deli cheese slices

>>58324772
I know but free is free
I feed a little bit to the crows outside and they like me

>>58324392
-$500,000

>>58324679
for sure, From research found the advice that it's better to profit off the volatility than to look for absolute highs or lows, as, to conform with profiting at all instead of min-maxing that profit, would you consider that a good tip?

>>58324695
Gotcha! Will have some reading to do, wish you the best, /biz/!

>>58324392
$600k here
t. 40, wife and kids

>>58324492
>Brian would spend the rest of his life telling the story about the time he Almost bought NVDIA on the run.
>On his death bed, probably in another dementia fit, he would ask his caretaker if as his female broker, she could place a Call for Late June at 915.
>>58324789
That's probably the best play anyone is making in this thread so far.

>>58324735
They said on the local news that my town was going to have around 300k "travelers" in town for the eclipse tomorrow and by the looks of it, it's going to be just a typical cloudy overcast day.

>>58324820
Yes. Anyone read Hebrew?

>>58324550
only a real nigga could have something called "The Enchiridion" sounds like a final level scroll in a game
>He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at. ― Epictetus

>>58324392
~50k, 32

>>58324417
Bonds are uninverting

>>58324417
for shorts, yeah

>>58324697
>semi sector
It's not about the semi sector. It's about yields and inflation reads.

>>58324813
I'm not sure what you're implying.

BUDDY, look at yield curve computer!!

>>58324886
1 month keeps dropping.

>futures

>>58324898
such a shame we lost that rainbow glitter engine technology

>>58324864
>>58324886
If you happen to know this site, check the upper left quadrant of the 195 Angstroms. The sun is currently making fat Cherubim pictures in yellow.
https://www.spaceweather.gov/communities/space-weather-enthusiasts-dashboard
As for bonds uninverting, do tell, for those in the cheap seats. What ought we assume?

when is the senate going to pass the fucking tax act of 2024 i got shit to fully 179

>>58324898
Bullish for LUNR

>apocalypse starts in 2 hours
the time is rapidly approaching when the prophecy of the last /smg/ ever will be fulfilled.

>>58324912
What about LLAP?

>>58324905
In NTSC color hue is determined by the phase so if you get small spots they'll have some arbitrary phase and look rainbowy. It's why you weren't supposed to wear shirts with vertical stripes on game shows.

>>58324933
>blah blah blah
whatever faggot the moon landing wasn't real

>>58324930
I have no clue, I have Apr 19 1.5 calls.

>>58324898
>>58324905
>>58324933
Did u know that the rocket motor for the ascent off of the moon was single use and could not be tested before attempting to fire it on the moon?

>>58324964
I did know that and if I were building a moon lander I would do it that way too.
They did have a backup plan but it was a little nuts.

>>58324520
First: If you are not already 5fig networth then make sure to save up until you are.

THEN

Focus on portfolio construction first - stocks vs bonds/cash, domestic vs foreign. Consider having at least a portion of your port in low-risk assets (index funds or gov/AAA bonds) so even if you make some bad plays you always have a base you are building up over time. Consider the minimum position size you care about - if you are buying $100 of a medium-risk/reward asset, at 20% gain is $20 which is prettymuch irrelevant. If on the other hand you are buying something that will 0x or 100x (options), maybe $100 is the most you'd want to gamble on something so risky. If you aim to make money by day trading (doubtful but some here will claim it's feasible...) make sure you have a plan for what to do when a trade goes against you.

Finally - no matter what anyone says... DON'T use leverage or any financial instrument that can go below $0 if you lose. Good luck, you'll need it in this clownmarket.

>>58324964
>MFW

>>58324964
Some men are willing to die to be first. Give them a nice target out there and a reasonable chance of success.
Their odds were horrific if you compare all the tech and knowledge we have now. And yet, I think in part because they knew that, they still succeeded. They didn't under build, they didn't over promise, they put in triplicate systems on most everything. They wanted to win, planned to win, and won.
I mean mugged Aldrin cause he's sus looking merchant af. I didn't realize it was him until like 4 months later.

I think that's possibly a GOOG or AAPL play, if I had augmented vision I might have been nicer to him and asked him a question about the moon.

Need sex

Kek bobos
Kek mumus
Kek snibbies
Kek swannies
Kek baggies
Kek shorties
Kek hedgies
Kek jannies
Kek namefags
Kek pajeets
Kek redditors
Kek rentoidz
Kek boomers
Kek zoomers
Kek neets
Kek glowies
Kek...

>>58325043
Shut the fuck up fiddy what are you even doing with your life?

>>58325043
>Kek bobos
>Kek mumus
>Kek snibbies
>Kek swannies
pick a side pal

whatcha doin?

>>58325071
Chilling, hedging. What are you doing

>>58325048
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KfT49HSvRMI
>what are you even doing with your life?
Clowning on Diddy. GIT-GIT-JEW-GIT-GIT-JEW G UNIT.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/engine-cover-southwest-airlines-plane-comes-takeoff-rcna146777

>>58325094
You have some events this week to hedge my fellow event hedgooor

>futures

>>58325068
>pick a side pal
What side are you on fren? Can we be on the same team?

>>58325109
You can hedge with calls or puts. It's beautiful really. You can even pick both directions, lose money on your hedges, and still be happy with your crab... if you also hold shares and sell Covered calls. Then, in all situations, you can set stop-losses and secure your wins.

You won't win as big, but at least you'll keep posting.

>>58325098
Oh yeah whatever happened with that zesty nigga? Is he still in Antigua or whatever?

Buy more auto makers

>>58325126
well right now I am overweight short-term bonds. I guess that makes me a bobo. At least oil & gold are rippin' as I have some of those too. This fake AI meme bubble will surely pop eventually...

>>58325142
Probably on the phone with his female broker as we speak securing funds for his legal defense. I guess he raped and/or molested Justin Bieber according to /pol/

>>58325149
>well right now I am overweight short-term bonds.
I'm overweight SWVXX which is similar. But I'm day trading the AI meme stocks while the gettin' is gud

>>58325157
Mo money mo problems etc.

wouldnt backrock be required to report all their bitcoin on their financials now? wouldnt the bitcoin etf mean they suddenly have $10bill+ in revenue last quarter?

>>58325200
We got a real thinker here

>>58325166
>I'm overweight SWVXX which is similar
I don't trust money market funds but as long as you don't panic sell if it "breaks the buck" your probably fine. Well except it's not FDIC insured. To be fair treasuries can also lose money if the gov defaults... I don't think that would last more than a few days at most though.

>>58324384
BUY $CHDN

>>58325214
SWVXX ceases to exist when Schwab ceases to exist. If I hold my bonds in a Schwab account during that scenario would they mail me my physical paper bonds after the brokerage goes under? Idk I'm not worried about it

should each ticker have its own board
or should there just be a single business board
or should there be a board for stock and divvies and commodities and btc and eth and such?
this is for yse 2.0 - your input is crucial
im thinking the latter as it would benefit more from concentrated posts in fewer areas

>>58325227
>If I hold my bonds in a Schwab account during that scenario would they mail me my physical paper bonds after the brokerage goes under?
Assuming those were bonds you held directly and not through a Schwab ETF or mutual fund, they would transfer them to a designated new brokerage per SIPC procedures. You wouldn't be able to sell during the handoff but other than that your port would be unaffected.

>>58325272
Interesting, vs if the MM fund goes under than I'm both literally and figuratively buck broken

>>58325071
Nunya

>>58325298
Correct. In that case you would have whatever the MM fund is able to recover... which there is no legal guarantee will be > $0...

its fuckign over

https://www.gold.de/kurse/goldpreis/

Is there anyway I can make the market dip 99.99% for 1 second so I can buy everything really cheap?

>>58325324
But my shares of stocks + my bond holdings would be safe in the event of my broker going under? What if I'm over the 250k fdic limit?

>>58325328
Gold is beginning to look like a meme stock

>>58325328
Really hope you were/are buying SLV/AGQ, because it's going to keep pumping. I'm exiting my UGL position, but it could be the wrong move.

>>58324930
Where have the LLAP bros been?
I was looking forward to reading your posts after such a good week.

Uhh so what do I do with all the physical silver I was memed into buying in 2020? Wherr do you even sell that? Also what investments should I make for a bratty gf?

>>58325404
Silver is going up even more than Gold

>>58325374
collapse imminent

>>58325200
Stop being so antisemitic

>>58325417
of what?

>>58325404
A lot of places online will buy them from you, usually for spot price.
You could also google and look locally for "coin shops" or "bullion shops", who will also give you (usually a minimum of) spot for your PMs.
I'd just sell them if youre not interested in PMs.

>>58324392
With house and less mortgage, around 800k, 32. Probably won't hit 1m this year, but likely next year.

$50k cash, what do I do? Balls deep MSFT and V or QLD?

>>58325447
God damn grow a pair and choose, you're asking this on every thread

>>58325450
I will when the market opens, I'm weekend spamming

>>58325404
>Uhh so what do I do with all the physical silver I was tricked into buying in 2020?
You admit you are a moron and you sell those boomer rocks at a loss.

I'm poor and ugly. How do I fix it? Also I'm kinda dumb.

>>58325471
buy gold

my cat died lads. need a pump tomorrow

>>58325429
Do coin shops really pay spot for physical? I would've thought they would pay like 15% under after fees. I do have expenses coming up where I could use cash so I want a plan to sell after seeing it at $28. I have a feeling with its momentum silver is going over $30 an ounce very soon.

>>58325469
silver is currently exploding you dumbfuck

>>58325490
>need a pump tomorrow
Best I can do is a dead cat bounce

>>58325490
I am sorry, brother. Honestly. If we don't get a pump. Buy protective puts out the money.

>>58325498
Yeah, try cashing out. Silver is manipulated to shit. The price action isn't real.

>>58325500

>>58325497
Yep, isn't an issue. Would be irregular for a shop to pay less than spot, unless given a reason.
Give "Silverseeker" a watch on Youtube, he calls shops all over for quotes.

>>58325417

>>58325517
>its so disconcerting to see that red haired boy with circle glasses with yellow hair

>>58325628
>QVa/nJwy
>my aura is mind green this thread
I hope everyone here makes some money monday or is at least well entertained while burning away their monopoly brokerage money into my account ;)
Go cocoa
Go RXRX
Go Quantum

Should I FOMO into PMs?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4j9Z9bwBBU
>I feel so funny these days
>I'd rather sleep than stay awake
>Trees used to talk to me
>Now I know what's real and what is fake
>Now I know what's real, what's fake
>Rather sleep than stay awake
>Are we from outer space?
>This doesn't feel like the right place
>And we'll try anything
>Just to be a kid once again
>Just to be a kid again
>Now I know what's real, what's fake
>Rather sleep than stay awake
>Just to be a kid again
goodnight /smg/

>>58325653
Platinum seems primed to take off, been crabbing for a long while.
Silver seems like it's been left behind by gold, and typically has more industry usage.
I'd stay away from gold, unless you plan on holding for the longterm (10+ years)

>futures

>>58325653
This question is pretty much killing me right now.

On the one hand, i fully believe gold/silver are infinitely more valuable than the current market price.

On the other hand I cant stomache buying an asset that just pumped 20% for seemingly no reason

>>58325420
the petrodollar

I sold my gold in January. I needed the money. I'm trying to slowly rebuild my stack but am not liking the prices I'm seeing.

When is crab season over?

>he held longs over the weekend
IT'S SEVEN AM
IN JERUSALEM
THEY
ARE
JUST
GETTING
STARTED

>>58325746
ham and bean soup got me tootin, nigger

enjoy some on-topic shakespeare

how does someone hire a person to develop an app? i need to make an industry specific ai assistant maybe it could make me more money i need more money to gamble

Interesting note: Bolsonaro would have won most likely but the Brazilian democracy violated itself to put Lula into power who is now enforcing a generously outright censorship campaign. Which is explicitly outlawed in their constitution. Like, not even trying to hide it.

>>58325893
A post of infinite jest.

coffee zone

>>58325905
>Bolsonaro would have won most likely
Why didn't he? I remember they had their own little riot at the capitol equivalent, it was pretty kek

>>58325071
>>58325145
>>58325471
God I really I had a girlfriend that can put her big tits, ass and feet on my face for hours

>>58325985
Lula was using connections to suppress grassroots movements. Now it's full blown outright censorship which is why Elon and Brazil is feuding because he won't allow it ATM.

market speculation is like spear hunting in a tropical jungle, you sneak around, stepping lightly on the leaves among the fallen branches and trees, you listen to the wind, smell the air, hear the bushes rustle and need to know when to strike.

>>58326007
What can you do with this knowledge? Rest easy knowing the bovespa is down 8% ytd. Anti business socialists

>>58326023
And then the animal you spear doesn't fucking die until after it shakes you off and you leave to another part of the jungle to kill some other thing

>>58325893
you can hire me lmao
i work for a company that does ai as a full stack

Another boeing investigation opened up because planes falling apart.

>>58326060
Making dashboards doesn't make you an expert in ML, ranjeet.

I was talking to this black immigrant guy and asked him why he had come to the US and he said "I'm here for my masters" and I said shit nigga I thought you were free now

>yields

>>58326094
correct
fe work is different than full stack which now incorporates ai/ml
beclown yourself again and see what happens

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Israel better not pussy out all of a sudden

>>58326109
5% on the 30 year soon.

>>58326118
Tell Jerome to stop printing dollars and start printing gold!

OIL

I am going to buy DJT puts

I hope this eclipse shit actually does something and makes the whole stock market crash instantly.

But it could be a nothingburger with 2 weeks fries, as per usual.

>>58326131
>start printing paperweights
This helps how exactly?

>>58324392
600k. 32. No wife, no kids.
Most of my networth was last year.

>>58325797
Bros, feels so comfy to be almost 100% in metals and minors

China goes up.
Xi lifts our bags as promised.

>>58326321
minors

>>58326060
i only hire whites and yellows
how much would it cost to clone the alexa app and program it to enter data into various marine logs. That's not even ai but it would be good enough for a live run. I own a boat and I want to have conversations with my ship like a sci fi guy

>actual pedos here

>>58326366
yeah. and what the fuck are you doing here, faggot?

gm eurofrens
let's make some money so we can escape from this hellhole

>>58326366
Ah, another pmg fren. I ironically post bait on here since it's so prevalent and funny. Peter Schiff has a funny bit one time talking about the age of consent and he was arguing as a Libertarian that women are ready for child bearing at puberty.

>>58326395
Just arrived at work. I hope my stocks make more money in 8 hours than messdx

>>58326395
Gm
But it really isnt that bad here.
Im still chilling in bed and in an hour i will pretend to work for a bit and just chill on my couch and watch my stonks go up.
Home office is the biggest blessing.

beautiful sunrise, saw it from the bedroom window, just had to go for a jog and see it, blood red.

>bearish sunrise

>>58326394
They technically are. But they also have not a fully developed womanly body. That would be the case with 16-18 and not 12-13 or even earlier.

I mean, look at >>58326380
The body looks like the one of a tranny. Fridge midsection, no boobs. You are essentially gay, and then they have the audacity to call you a faggot. That's what you call projection.

the first thought to arise in every newborn evropean nobleman's mind is "conquer". first your mother's tits, then ambition grows to greater plains.

financially speaking.

Its Eid after a day, my days are not going well. Not being able to buy some new dress for my mother and sister. Anyone may help me with $1k so that I can celebrate my Eid well? : )

>futures

I swear, when you do such aggressive ads and marketing, that you are so fuckin sick of the company that you will do whatever you can do to avoid them

>Coolblue
>Lieferando
>Forgot the third which is also constantly being spammed
How much are they paying youtube, that it's like almost always these 2-3 ads?

Oh wait, LIDL it was LIDL, the third, with annoying music. And then came Aldi, luckily only saw it 1-2 times and then not anymore with even WORSE electronic music and I say that as somebody who listens to Techno etc.

Looked for it, found this here instead. What the fuck is that? Patata, are they now specifically advertising towards turks, greeks, italians etc? What the fuck is going on. Btw, I'm an immigrant's child myself, but this is retarded. This is actually racist towards germans, as it seems to be implying Germany is "patata", the country of potatoes, cause people actually insult germans as "Kartoffel" which is potato. Not sure if germans actually deserve it when they do this to themselves. This ad feels like some goon-humiliation material

>>58324392
€1,8M. 29.
No gf, no kids.
I always invest in the most important thing: getting a good night's sleep.
If you clock in at least 14 hours of sleep a day you will become what you imitate: a lion. A sloth. Anything but a fucking fish. Although sharks are pretty cool I really do like to sleep so fuck them.

>60 Percent Of Playtime In 2023 Went To 6-Year-Old Or Older Games, New Data Shows

How much longer before the entire video game market crashes like back in 1983? Even Microsoft has been bitching about the Xbox brand bleeding too much money lately. I need to find a way how to short stocks that are video game related.

>>58326653
wtf, somehow didn't ad the ad to my post:

https://youtu.be/RsHsNb3jtLo?feature=shared

>>58326655
Can you help me with $1k anon? Its Eid after a day. Can I get my eid salami from you? : )

>>58326658
I also only play Fortnite and World of Warships, which both are from 2017, I think. Not gonna pay for games, especially not full price. Max 5-10€

>>58326365
thx for the free idea fren

>>58326655
>No gf, no kids.
>I always invest in the most important thing: getting a good night's sleep.
its hard to have a good night sleep without a girlfriend to hold. Try changing having a girlfriend to enhance your life
what is stopping you from getting a girl?
>captcha
>>relationship advice market general

>German imports higher than expected
>Exports lower than expected
>higher industrial production
>retail numbers sucked last report
So import and not sell what you bought and produce and not export?

I hope bears are ready to get assraped this week.

Invest in what SHOULD be

True goodness is true wealth

>>58326693
The CPI will be so bad, S&P will hit 5100

Paganism is crucial for any true economy.

Paganism: Each love is a soul.

True religion instead of talking shit.
True religion is priceless!

>>58326664
Sorry mate, I got burned too much being loose with money. I can give you advice for another hour or so, though.

>>58326677
I've had so many sugarbabies that the presence of a woman now stresses me out more than the prospect of loneliness. Maybe one day when I'm decrepit and stop caring about having bitches around I'll consider it.

>>58326728
Thanks for being kind anon, hope someone will help

>>58326704
If that were to happen (it won't) I'd be buying calls with both hands. Unfortunately for bobo he won't get the opportunity for a redo. It's the curse of bobo.

>>58326677
>night's sleep.
>its hard to have a good night sleep without a girlfriend to hold.
Explain please. Who's place? Yours hers? Isn't your own place the best with her in it?

>EU wakes up
>they buy
Never change, you fuckin cucks.

When do MY stocks get to go up?

>>58324875
why not buy NVDL instead and could've gotten a 2x?

seems like leaving money on the table and it's literally NVDA anyway

Invest in what SHOULD be

True goodness is true wealth

The true value of the true world to its true people is something I think about.

What is Paris to a truest Parisian?

Suffice to say

Regards to memes and feels

What’s the value of some of my slightest regards to some of what I truly value?

>>58324820
Hill country anon spotted.

I would honestly enjoy a bunch of bigoted racist French versions of things like this

Just a bunch of whites
Nothing political

Hmmm

Lately I've bee looking forward to mondays because the line starts moving. Doesn't really matter if it's up or down. Realistically, I'll probably never use the money I've put into stocks. But it gives me excitement.

>german exports fall
>DAX pumps
>EU as a whole pumps
Why don't I expect this level of retardation? You know, the problem is: Zalando +5%. This pump is fake.

>>58325893
write "you are car salesman" instruction and connect chat to openai/anthropic API.

>>58325479
Remember: Gold and silver get dragged around by speculators and probably aren't great long term holds right now. If you want that buy palladium.

>>58326900
I ordered some pants from Zalando yesterday for €90 that probably caused the pump. I'll be returning one pair this week too.

>>58326792
Paris is an urban shithole and has been for hundreds of years.

>>58326960
I sent bags back, I'm waiting for my 50 euros. I also sent them back at around day 90.

how was a stock able to be traded for 20 million dollars?

>yields

Should have known EU would pump with the US, but delayed. Faggots

>>58326653
>This is actually racist towards germans
Oh, my sweet summer child

>>58327154
I know germany has a conflicted status in regards to patriotism etc. But you don't need to insult and ridicule yourself to this level for what actually? Foreigners will not care about this ad. As if people wouldn't go to Aldi if there wasn't this ad. People go to Aldi because of the price. Foreigners in particular. So the chances this attracts foreigners is MINIMAL. Aldi is already the go to pretty much. It actually is racist in both direction. It insults germans in their honor, their identity and insults foreigners in their intellect.
>haha they say patata, that's potato in my language, me buy Aldi now

>>58326653
>>58327185
You need to be 18y old to post here.

>>58327192
said the faggot reposting pictures of people all the time. Particularly Mads Mikkelsen smoking, alternating with the redheads. Now post your Orlen bullshit.

>>58327211
Yes.

>>58327185
Well yeah. Racism against whites is accepted reality and germans bore the brunt of it for the longest time because of the magnitude of the birth sin real or (((imagined))).

>>58326659
Never saw this. I see bunch of trading apps, aldi and similar stuff
I never go to aldi, always lidl, Kaufland and netto in that order
Penny is the weirdest one with their literal lgbt promotion of trans, their customers are poor tattooed drunks and they advertise like its middle class female college students. Maybe they want that rewe and edeka money, allnatura too

answer my question, retards

maybe you fags should stop watching ads?

>>58327274
Not sure if I remember that for Penny. Penny is just the pretty much "lowest". Regularly most dirty discounter.

I'd go to LIDL but they seem to be rarer in my region. Their 90% cocoa chocolate is def better than Aldi's.

>>58326380
I would do unspeakable things to that tummy

>>58327280
no, or yes whichever is more appropriate

>>58327295
Penny has ads and cardboard cutouts in their stores
It's worst kind of people there. Netto is shitskin magnet, lidl is shitskin + ukranians.
A week ago, my friend (german slovene mix) and me (100% croat for centuries) went to lidl and we could not hear any German whatsoever. All east slavs, Arabs and Turks. As usual, I openly complained about this and said I feel sorry for my friends country
I'm leaving in 12ish months

>>58327284
Youtube app on android, while taking a shower or shit

>>58327393
get revanced

>Dr. Copper
>Gold
Bros I am scared. When do we sell? I am already +100% on my copper investment. I always suck at selling. But copper really is valuable for pretty much everything and the global economy is getting more and more bullish. I feel like it would be foolish to sell now... it is getting dangerously overbought though.
Gold can easily climb to 3000+ if they really start cutting this soon

>>58327401
>I am already +100% on my copper investment
Wtf did you buy? calls?

>>58327401
Do like DCAing but for selling, sell a little here and there.

>Germany's NVDA equivalent is a weapons manufacturer
should we be worried?

>>58327441
True, P/E doubled.

>>58327455
Not sure though if those stats are with the 2023 stockprice of below 300, lol.

instead of complaining about shitskins in your country on 4chan why don't you kill them instead

>>58327467
I hope you are not american.

TSMC gets 25 billion from Biden to build more chip plants in Arizona... this is bad for us intelbros huh

MSFT tower got hit

>>58327575
why does copilot have image generation?

>>58327579
Web design

>>58327582
but why not separate it and monetize it further? isn't that what companies do

>>58327441
They make good stuff. Shame Germans don't buy it. Sales are up though as the world plunges into chaos.

>mercedes +3%
>mercedes production site being blocked by activists
It's that easy?

>>58327441
there was a story germoni is gonna build their army back up. so prolly that

>>58327418
Lundin Mining. Good company. The Lundin familia is pretty damn alright in my book. Plus nice divvies.
>>58327439
That makes sense

>>58327630
They are learning from their American masters

I can't yield!

>Argentina

is there some war going on I've missed or what's going on here

In the path of totality and leaving work early. Gonna be a cool day fellas

>>58327818
ukraine

>>58327818
Are you living under a rock?

>>58325735
I thank you for buying in at 2600.

>>58327842
>>58327838
wtf when did this happen

>>58327852
Its not just ukraine dude, the world is getting all fucked up

good morning frens

>>58327818
>>58327852
germans realized there might be war in europe and as history showed: the german industry jumps the first chance it gets to arm up again since its a great conduit for industrial growth.
jk. this shithole clownshow just tries to poop a few bullets out so the ukrain soilders dont shoot blanks in a few month. not that they have to ration their ammunition already, so it might be too late anyway...

whats going on in ukraine are the jews actually losing?

>>58327838
Uhhh. Last year?
>>58327905
They cannot even afford to produce military products. Their entire gdp will be spent on a few out dated tanks.

>>58327912
No people. Even less bullets. They have taken to bombing anything their drones can reach to cause economic damage. Like recently they hit the fucking reactor shield at the nuclear power plant.

The eclipse is probably the best bearish signal you'll ever get and you guys are typing about dumb shit. SELL SELL SELL

>>58327915
>Uhhh. Last year?
It's takes a while for euros to wake up

>>58327912
>jews losing
lol, LMAO

>>58327927
quiet, schizo

>smells of feembrap

Swissanon here
Meyer Burger is an easy x100

>>58327936
The military industrial complex is dead in the west. Americans can't even produce gunpowder anymore, the last production facility shut down.

Anyone else get a chub when they see a chart like this

>>58327936
FUCK YOU EU FOR FUNDING COMPANIES THAT SELL STUFF AT PROFIT. PRIVATIZE GAINS AND SOCIALIZE LOSSES, FUCKIN BULLSHIT

>>58327912
Jews are winning so hard that they turned lefties into actual nazis.

>>58327912
the situation is certainly worsening
recently they've begun using A-22 Foxbat ultralights as drones, wtf is up with that

>>58328012
Lefties love underdogs so it's not surprising. Still kek, how the tables have turned

>>58328012
>>58328088
What's happening?

>>58328104
>>58326606

>>58326653
>Not sure if germans actually deserve it when they do this to themselves.
It's the jews doing it not the Germans they're just afraid to say anything now.

who the fuck pumps MSTR a whole 12% in pre hours?

>>58328179
btc goes for ATH

>>58328004
charts like this mirror themselves to make a nice little mountain

>>58327912
The goal was to genocide the Ukrainians so they could move Israel out of the desert and into Europe where they came from (they're Hungarians not actual jews.)
They're winning big time.

>>58326900
Germany shitting itself is great news for Europe

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>58328166

>>58328221
True. Israelites were depicted as yellowish by ancient egyptians. Modern jews have white skin. I look more jewish than actual jews, and I'm not jewish, at least not to my knowledge. But my skin is olive-yellowish and one guy once thought I was Israeli.

>SAAB +2%
>RHM +3%
gotta love the euro MIC

Whats up with Graham Corporation? Their P/E is ridiculous, but looks like a glowie stock so probably a good pick right

>>58326658
Time has always been the thing that entertainment cos compete for and in gaming that has squeezed to Fortnite, roblox, cod and grand theft auto. With other games being a more and more niche market that also competes with older single player titles for the time of consumers. Taketwo is still cheapish before the new decade long gta 6 truckload of revenue comes online

>>58325683
For exposure what do you suggest some miner or like pplt ? avg volume is only 120k or so.

>>58327992
Other swiss anon here. The chinks are gonna crush the New Energy market. I don't think so

>>58328257
They are the jews who say they are jews but are not jews.

>>58326722
take your edojeet ai produced garbage back to campus nigger.

>>58327661
100% is nothing for mining companies, but if you feel like the company is overvalued or that copper is going down from here sell it, if you're not sure sell half and pull out your initial investment and let the rest ride.

>>58328307
I know that line, synagoge of satan.

>>58328179
its the new #1 of course its going to pump

>yields
holy lmao

>>58327936
>It's takes a while for euros to wake up
I wonder how well all those new doctors and scientists are going to fight

CNBC is heavily pumping NVDA we all know how this is gonna turn out.

>>58328376
I wonder what it means that even with Yellen avoiding selling new long term bonds that the rates are still pumping

>everything green
>except amd
how

>>58328376
Link
t. Noob

>>58328431
https://www.cnbc.com/bonds/
Bonds nigga.

>>58328431
>>58328459
https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/
I like that one

>>58328459
Hmm
So looks like all yields are increasing
What does this imply?
What faith in the stock market is decreasing?

>>58328376
this is the everything bubble. Yields, assets, the dollar. Everything moon

>>58328468
Interesting graph
So shorter yields are higher
Does that mean extra bad sentiment to the market in the short term?

>>58328479
Its called a yield curve inversion. And yes it makes the market see's the short term a riskier than the long term. It's pretty consistently accurate with predicting "shit hitting the fan" like we saw happen

anyone else looking at compass minerals international (cmp) today?

Next

>>58328492
The convexity and duration are also higher for longer term bonds so when the interest rates drop you can make a lot on trading them. It's not all about risk.

Stock market

>>58328492
>it makes the market see's the short term a riskier than
I had to read this 5 times to figure out what that means

>>58328635
lol

smelly bread

Baking

>>58328733
NO! I like my bread smelly

why force me to do this
>>58328747
>>58328747
>>58328747

>>58326653
>>58326659
What a mess kek, glad I don't miss ALDI, they left half a year ago anyways

>>58326653
>Ads
Lol. Lmao even

27 then 35 soon