/biz/ - Business & Finance

Get a job, chump.

>>5828382
9 month deployment to Kuwait

>>5828382
Neet bux from gov. I made around 100k, still getting my neet bux too

>be 19
>drop out of uni, crying
>work in call center for 8 months, crying, drop out
>invest wagiebux all in crypto last August
got 350k now, life changed

>>5828382
Uncle has no children, gifted me 500€ on my birthday, put 300 into shitcoins.

I got $1,000 from my mom and $1,000 from my girlfriend. Then I took out credit cards with all the companies that let me. Luckily I had started building my credit nine years ago when I was 19. I was able to get $6,000 worth of credit cards. I used that money to end up making around $200,000 in the last six months. I attribute my success to reading /biz/ and /r/ethtrader and in general being an excellent NEET.

Money I was supposed to use for college tuition before I dropped out

>>5828452
This.

met a girl on tinder and started dating. she said she was a bitcoin consultant when we first met, but two months in she told me she was a high end escort (around 800/hr). she'd just give me money whenever i asked and i put that shit in crypto lolol. went from broke to 29k in four months, then dumped her ass.

>>5828382
From my job :D

christmas money :^)

I've x2'd it already

took out a loan of 15k and have a credit line of 30k. starting trading 2 weeks ago and portfolio is currently at 200k thanks to biz

Credit cards. Fuck you. Go big or go home. Didn't have shit to lose. Fight me irl.

>>5828535

Cashed out 2k worth of credit card rewards, mostly sign up bonuses

90,000 doge I mined back in 2013

>>5828613

lmao

>>5828382
spent a year selling pills and weed to support my family and girlfriend, managed a savings of 19k. found out about ethereum through alphabay when it was still a thing and began my crypto journey. haven't looked back since

My car was stolen, then I used the insurance money to live overseas for a year. I ran out so I had to come back home, and used my last $1000 to invest.

10k from betting on Trump election

€800 from being a wagecuck

Literally everyone is talking about BZC right now faggot.

Back in 2012-2013 I used my student loans to go all in btc.

>>5828768
you mean every bot and every retard who fell for the botspam

pic related

>lost merit college scholarship
>appeal loss, make shit up
>pay for semester in meantime
>appeal works, they give scholarship back in full, all tuition paid
>refund me everything I paid for this semester
>have money in bank account now
>invest in crypto
>up 20k on 1k investment

Sometimes life just works out too well, huh /biz/?

>>5828613
you had a hot hooker sugar mama? niiiiiice

>>5828613
Why did you dump her? I would have married her.

>>5829019
way too much stress, man. every time she'd go to 'work,' i'd die a lil inside. was literally chipping away at my psyche

>>5829117
Gotcha. Makes perfect sense anon.

>>5828382
Hnnnnngggg

everyone in iceland could apply for free Auroracoin 3 years ago. i sold mine for 0.11btc, then this december i moved into altcoins.

Took a loan out of my 401k. I had the money but this somehow seemed like a better idea. Pay back with interest to yourself... I was up 20% on my 401k (2017) and I thought I could beat it.

Doubled that shit in the first month.

>>5828613
It's very impolite to tell lies on the internet

>>5829678
why would i lie about something like that? desu, it was pretty cathartic typing all that shit out. it happened, idrgaf if you believe me or not, and yeh. if a girl ever has a lot of cash lying around and doesn't go to work during the day/week, be very, very wary, lmao.

>>5828382
savings from money relatives gave me through the years + small allowance from parents

>>5828888
CHECKED

>>5828382
NEET bucks.

>>5828396
FPBP

>>5828382
staked from 30m into 11B on old school runescape and sold it for real life money

Get blacks off of my biz.

>>5828382
Inherited 3.2 million from my dad, i have spend years on the crypto train, always looking at charts and doing TA.
Despite my inheritance, i can confidently say I am a selfmade man, whom have earned his wealth..

Online poker

Using some of my stock profits

Spotify. Learn how to write music. Easy fucking money.

>>5828452
If I could get NEETbux I could live comfy forever. It's kinda hard to convince daddy government that you've caught the 'tism and can't work any more after 25 years of wage slavery.

>>5830788
lol how many streams you got now Lil Windex?

Saved all my money from the studentloan I receive (1000euro a month) for 2 years.
Put it in crypto last may
Have 250k worth of crypto now

mining bitcoin and litecoin back in the day

>>5828382
my bar mitzfah

corporate IT job, work from home full time. i probably do 8-10 hours of work per week. the rest of my time is spent playing with various markets.

>dad died 4 years ago
>got left $80k from life insurance
>spent the last 3.5 years wasting it on drugs and alcohol
>had $20k left, put $10k into crypto
>nearly back to $80k
>i just wanna make it

>>5828729
you live the most /pol/ life i've ever heard of, anon

>>5830692
>Inherited 3.2 million from my dad
>I am a selfmade man

>>5830692
Nice to see you on /biz mr Baron

>>5828628
Bs wtf did u buy?

>>5828382

I work a side job as a cook that makes very little money, only because I like it

got into crypto in fucking december last year and went from my 550usd initial investment to over 15k now. it's so stupid. even if you have just a few hundred its so worth it

my main second income source is kucoin. you get some free money for every single person you refer, and then for every person they refer.. and so on

I always was a fucking poorfag, but this helped me climb the ranks. have an iron hand and invest NOW before its too late. don't miss out on kucoin gains. use the link in the pic and after that spam your own referral to make some free money. it's perfect for someone just trying to get into crypto. we're making it anon.

>>5828628
so youve fucking paid back that shit right. dont tell us your sitting on 200k fantasy bucks and you havent even paid off a small loan

>>5831080
He shouldve spent some of that money on smarts

>>5831080
You don't have to start from zero in order to call yourself a "selfmade man".
It's about whether or not you have earned the money you have.

>>5829810
why were you dating a girl that was getting drilled by other men regularly? wtf is your problem anon?

>>5828382
Sold roughly $3000 of oldschool runescape gold

>>5830692
The arrogance of this cunt

Have a you you filthy animal

>>5831394
the only reason you are able to trade crypto comfortably and confidently is because you are sitting on tons of money someone else gave to you instead of working a job and having to decide between paying rent or trading shitcoins. that's not self-made at all.

>>5831544
my nigga

>>5828495
Well done, you're the kind of people that needs to make it in crypto, not the daddy's boy that start with 100k in the bank.

>>5831394
Once you have money it's easy to make money. You are far from self made

>>5831617
>>5831753
How much do you guys make a year?
I make more than 120K yearly for the past 2-3 years.
-and you have the audacity to tell me i have not earned where i am?

anon from /biz/

>>5831882
Less merit than someone that started from scratch, daddy's boy.

stole it

Microsoft.

>>5831882
I made 108k usd this year, after starting with 3k. Lets say you made 100k off that 3.5 mil. That's like a 3% increase

Like I said once you have money it's easy to make money

>>5831882
I make $240k/yr you faggot, I'm self-made came from poverty, no one ever gave me a dime. No one ever gave me a fucking loan or advice or a handout. You will never be selfmade unless you lose it all and have to start out from crippling debt or poverty.

Be satisfied you got to take the easy route, and stop appropriating poor people culture.

>>5831507
bc it was the easy life. didn't pay for shit, got cash whenever i asked for it (which i promptly bought crypto with) and the sex was pretty dece. for a while, i told myself the whole situation was making me 'mentally tougher' (it did, desu), but after a while, i was like, meh. also i 5x'd from 5k usd to 25k usd overnight, and then i dumped her the next day. haven't looked back since, seeing/fucking three normie girls (7-8.5/10 ranges), atm

>>5832359
>>5832373
Yea.. it was kind of intended as a joke, got a bit dragged out.. had something like this in mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiuPjGl_pAo

Bought into bitcoin in 2014, 1.3btc for $400.

Have since bought shitcoins and have been shedding money since then

It's been fun

>>5832617

>>5828613
>Not taking out 25k credit card debt and making minimum payments off gains until the next bull run.
You're not going to make it kid.

>>5828382
Fighting wildfires.

>>5832824
go away boomer pajeet

>>5828382
selling weed to close friends desu, made easily over 7k

>>5828382
NEET bux and cheques from gamgam

>>5831394
>Inhereted
>Earned
Anon, a person of simple tastes could retire on $3.2M, and the fact that you haven't turned that into something approaching a billion dollars with how the crypto market is right now tells me you wouldn't have been smart enough to earn that 3.2M on your own, ever. Rich you are, but self made you definitely are not.

>>5828398
9 months in afghanistan

>>5828396
there are no jobs

>>5828382
YOLO on VIX options.

>>5828398
Lol Kuwait’s not a real deployment

>spent 9 months vacation in Guantanamo Bay babysitting literal terrosit pajeets

>>5828382
My mom died due to cancer. I got under 50k in life insurance, took 10k and put it in.

Would trade it back for my mom anyday.

>>5831882
You managed to turn a profit of only 120k a year with a starting investment of 3.2M? Fucking kek, now I know you are larping. You could have made a good amount more than that with fucking mutual funds you brainlet!

>>5828382
>Nigger women
nasty

>>5833781
All you did was have them touch you and ask for fucking tea. They basically paid you to be a fucking chi boy.

>>5828382
Working two jobs: playing piano in a music theatre and giving some individual lessons.
Doesn't pay much, but I was able to put something into crypto.

>>5833917
lol true

>>5831882
man that's like 3% return, you fucking suck dont forget about the inflation as well

>>5828382
$900 from working overtime at a convenience store mixed with a couple hundred bucks from a tax return. hit $10k for the first time last week and $20k last night. its something else

>>5834171
You fucking earned it, my man! As InheritanceAnon has shown, this is the greatest transfer of wealth in our lifetime; from the dumb and impatient, to the smart and patient. I can barely believe it myself, I'm already 3X on my initial investment in only a few weeks, and couldn't be more thankful for the chance to lift myself out of poverty.

leftover money from student loans that i wasnt using
280 to 1200 so far a month later, not bad

>>5834168
Unfortunately we might have scared InheritanceAnon off. I hope he comes back, so that we can berate him some more!

>>5831882
lmao even Trump started with only $1M, you should legitimately kill yourself

>>5834823
are you talking about me?

sold fake ids in highschool, so i knew about bitcoin a little bit. just turned 2k into 30k in 6 months

>>5831882
>120k a year
>from 3.2 mil

literally 1.8% after inflation
absolutely garbage

you should be ashamed

>>5833849
Hope you're doing okay anon

Scamming people in CS:GO

>>5830738
>poker
yup gonna miss rubbing 50s on my titties
crypto just doesnt do it

>>5828495
Life didn't change because you didn't cash out yet. When you have everything you wanted, post again.

>>5829019
She was a literal whore lmao there is no way to fuck yourself harder

>>5834881
Yes! Now go spend some of that money on at least a bachelor's in business or economics before you piss away your golden ticket in life.

Internship and financial aid

By working you lazy fuck

>>5835489
>>5832617

>>5828613
Why would you dump an awesome gf like that.

>>5835593
Ah, ok. You got me good there. Now I feel like the dumbass, you dick!

>>5828398
>tfw i was in a comma and woke up and the first thing i did was use my convolecent leave money and buy crypto while still high on pain meds

>>5835405
>>5835665
see above--anon hit it on the head

>>5829019

Why marry when you can just cum in her and sebd her out to baby momma on her own and you just move on to another and keep doing that and in 10000 years your DNA is all over the place


Think. Dumbass

>>5828382
Daddy

Elojob in league of legends + selling referrals for a year

>>5834648
congrats on your gains, anon. i am humbled by the successes.
i spent almost all my eth on a risky altcoin back in april. it pumped to a point where it was worth 1 BTC for just a split second. i decided to hold. it crashed well below my initial investment while eth doubled. its value sank for months on end to 1/3 of my investment. it finally broke out in recent months and now its up 12x
i stay ready to lose everything i have invested. it is worth the shot to make it.

>>5828382
A job you fucking neetlord
Go /outside/ for a change

>>5828382
Wagecucking

14k profit from betting on Trump winning the presidential election

>>5836578
true /biz/raeli

My bros life insurance money after he died...I'm gonna make it for him

>>5831882
>how much do you guys make a year?

more than you and i came from poverty. you know nothing of struggle; I am certain of this.

I got my initial money from wagecucking-- remote work for a tech company while squatting. So, no rent/expenses.

fwiw dating high-end escorts is great, you just need rock-solid confidence. If her work bothers you much at all, it will eventually eat away at you.