/biz/ - Business & Finance

With today I've basically washed away the gains I got over the last month lol

wtf I just woke up and I'm getting fucked?

It is crashing this time, right boys?

What's RDDT doing

is there any reason to hold IUSA or VUSA over SPY5? they're both 0.04% more expensive

Yowzers, whole watchlist is red today.

I doubled my SQQQ position yesterday, bow to me

>>58266215
afraid not I fear. It should by all means but here we are.

spoiled mumoids and slurpers are still in the denial phase right now. a couple more red days and we will get cope. and then after cope, capitulation. that is the time to buy.

One of the biggest gaps down in a year.......for literally no good reason. Lol.

Well, at least that's over now. R-right?

>>58266249
It was overdue tbqh

Guys I don’t feel so good…
Will my options print by the 26th or should I take a 75% loss right now? Need some copium

Nvda

>>58266249
Someone knows something. Spooky insider gap.

>>58266249
literally expected but people got super fucking greedy with muh ai new paradigm nonsense and ignored all the fundamentals

How low will NVDA go today?

>>58266280
it will crab at ~880. tomorrow will be back down to 850 and then after that... let's just say you're fucked lmao

>>58266280
It already bottomed

was that the bottom?!

If we don't see 4800 imma scream

>he doesnt hold gold and oil

>>58266305
I haven't even checked, but give me any random time period where those have outperformed spy/ndx

>>58266249
10year yields up and healthcare sector down big due to medicare/medicaid announcing they wont be increasing payments this year, thus trimming margins for the entire sector

WHY ARE WE BURNING DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!

>>58266279
Shut the fuck up you never-AI luddite FAGGOT

>>58266313
UNH generational buying opportunity

OPEN THE YSE!!!

We had like 5 straight red days in a row now when will it end

Prepare for end of the day panic buying as investors take advantage of this once in a generation dip on the way to S&P 9000

>>58266310
since start of March this year
>"hurr durr that's nothing"
GDXU made 2x since then.

>>58266310
Gold from the year 2000 vs spx until today lmao

https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?si=VizvA4FZ4USM2why

what the FUCK is going on

scalped a slurp for a cool +$30, anon will be eating good tonight

Anyone have any advanced TA? I really would like to see some meme magic.

>>58266340
>>58266343
So you bought exactly the bottoms and outperformed the spy and ndx? Can you screenshot your folios?

ai dashcams is also crashing oh no

>>58266357
nice
nothing better than taking quick profits that goes towards visible goals

>-1%
weak

Are puts still the move on DJT?

>>58266368
>crashing
>1%

Get outta here with that crap. Get on my level if you want to compare losses porn

>>58266359
Keep it simple

>>58266364
Stop moving your goal posts you asked for random timeframes chud

>>58266385
this man lost everything

>>58266227
>t. NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

>>58266364
what are you trying to prove anon

bought SPY call for 522. it's over gents. that was the last of my money.


he bought...

10 bagger 10 bagger 10 bagger 10 bagger

>>58266390
based based based based based

LITERALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED

Just a bunch of retail fucking faggots waking up to red and saying "oh shit bruh time to buy puts!!!!" Jesus fucking christ.

OILGANG
OILGANG
OILGANG
OILGANG

>>58266388
>>58266392
Yes, and you gave me a ridiculous example of when to hold since.
I'll join you in buying and holding gold for 20 years and spamming this thread about it for those 20 years.

Honestly if you weren't here during the ~3% daily index swings when Russia invaded Ukraine, you should stop freaking out about nothing lol. You haven't lived until you've seen the NASDAQ open at -3% and close up 3%

>>58266387
So it broke a trend.. now what?

>VVPR +300%
wtf

i sold puts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1X6qQt9ONg

it's over

>>58266215
Hopefully. I've been waiting for it to crash for a while now. I got my gains, now I want it to do a 10% correction.

>>58266399
yeah and those retard faggots are going to make money while you baghold because you are so freakin smart!

>>58266387
>>58266359
20 simple moving average 1d

>>58266399
The market is overvalued and AI is a nothingburger. I can tell you are new to investing.

you bought calls right anon?

>>58266359
SPY just went under 20 on the hourly RSI. Last time that happened was 2 months ago. The downside momentum is pretty fierce. I'd suggest taking a long when hourly RSI breaks back over 50. Stop loss is the lowest price between now and then. This trade works a lot more often than it doesn't and the stop is pretty tight so the RR is quite good

We are in a definite downtrend now, this is a bear market at this point.

>>58266407
The 3/20 low is the first place I'd be looking to see how the market reacts.

>>58266403
kek seems like someone is butthurt about missing recent gold move

>>58266422
I bought...

AI bubble popping in real time.

I BE SLURPING

Oh
We DRILLING drilling, not meme drilling
Heh...yeah...

Pfff that dip is literally nothing.
Im still up over 800% because i hold my stuff since about 7 years.
You retarded gamblers will loose everything. Niggerish behaviour.

>>58266403
There are always opportunities, you should know that

I came to this thread hoping for the dets on why the market is down, you faggots don't know any thing.
>Muh 10 year
Yeah but why is that up.
Whats the reason behind this

>>58266420
>AI is a nothingburger
Holy shit shut the fuck UP with this

>TSLA

>>58266470
>I can get a chatbot that every 2/10 times lies to me in a convincing tone, so I have to double check all it's work anyway.
>This is worth 2 trillion dollars

Where were you during the great heeming? We are watching history unfold.

>>58266464
No rate cuts this year. Sticky inflation.

look at gold anons
in the past few years when stocks dumped, gold usually followed along
today gold is going up
goldbugs will finally get to cum this year
buy and hold gold miners anons.

I genuinely cannot fucking believe that the general consensus about this red is "the market is waking up to bond yields!". Seriously lmao. Yeah, the market, which is supposedly run by Big Money with infinite insider info, was once again caught completely off guard. Hahahahahahaaha. Bears will believe this.

>>58266492
>AI is just Chat GPT
Wow so the never-AI faggots are legitimately retarded luddites, okay

>>58266498
>No rate cuts this year. Sticky inflation.
Powell said the PCE numbers were good last week.
What new info dropped that made the market think inflation was sticky

friendly reminder that there are anons here that bought the top of nvidia despite being warned multiple times to ZOOM OUT.

>>58266501
honestly, seems like simple correction, but anons are overreacting
>muh bear market
>4h still far from ichimoku cloud
>4h still far above ema 50

>>58266510
Show me ai saying something based and not being DEI neutered on the spot yid.

>>58266470
Literally not 1 NVidia insider is buying at these prices. Surely they would be buying if AI was about to revolutionize the world economy. If even the creators of AI products aren't investing in it why the ever loving fuck would anyone?

ohmygurd

Bear spring, crab summer, golden bullrun after the election.

>>58266498
No rate cuts the next 10 years more like it
Amazing that anyone thought it was coming this year already, absolute delusional mumucope

>>58266545
yeah i can see this. definitely slurping in the summer.

>Support just turned into resistance
OH NO NO NO NO

>>58266514
>Powell said
He said the fed shouldn't be in a hurry to cut rates.
>What new info dropped that made the market think inflation was sticky
Do you live under a rock? Every single cpi prediction over the past couple of months has been wrong. It's always higher than predicted. Every. Single. Time.

The Boomer Barbell is working as designed:
(big tech) ------ (energy)
throw in some boomer rocks and the green ones, and you're covered. needless to say I'm slurping some more big tech

Funny how all the bobos come out the woodwork AFTER we dump.

so what miners do you recommend?

>>58266543
I look like this

Ground floor for the Greatest depression

>>58266573
We've just been shitposting as biden supporters you dumb nigger. We have been ushering in the exuberance. Now go get your booster.

>>58266594
Just buy an ETF, too much risk with individual miners

>>58266514
people literally ignored all the data and kept saying it doesn't matter and all the bad news = good news bullshit

>>58266385
hey man i dug myself out of a hole, this is me -160k shares ago

>>58266594
Gold
Copper
Lithium
Nickel
Silver
Uranium

Something started slurping up RDDT

>>58266532
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? You're shocked that insiders, who got in earlier than anyone else, aren't buying more right now? They already have their stacks retard

I just want to see a fucking circuit breaker. STOP FUCKING BUYING!!!

>>58266598
>The all-time highs we saw become The All-Time Highs

>>58266514
No new info. You just should watch what people do and not what they say....

I think it's over. most of the boomers at work are talking about pulling out and going into gold/silver/bitcoin.

>>58266618
this.
so much this.
upvoted by the way

>>58266407
Now you get the fuck out while you still can before things get really bad.

>>58266617
no he's right. if they truly believed that their company was worth more and ai will transform EVERYTHING, they would be buying as much as they can even at these prices. it's the most obvious bubble sign ever.

do I slurp NOC?

>He didn't follow the TA
Rookie mistake. The heeming has begun.

>>58266424
Note it should close under 20 on the hourly chart. If not it's not a trade. Not looking like it's gonna happen today

>>58266617
They are selling hundreds of millions of dollars worth. Please explain how that is bullish. Not fucking 1 insider with a buy. Not 1. There were more Enron insiders buying then Nvidia.

>>58266567
>higher than predicted
By a fucking TENTH OF A PERCENT you alarmist cuck.

>>58266514
Literally nothing has changed. Powell and other Fed members have been openly neutral-to-dovish and now the most retarded market participants are trying to call his bluff even though there's nothing to bluff about and really it's just retail trying to be Michael Burry.

the gold boomers will get the last laugh

>>58266199
Can a poorfag make it big here

>>58266643
i'm thinking about it. gotta do some research. what happened? LMT and RTX are green

the market crash is finally here
bill gates replaces entire foundation staff with AI
LMAOOOO

I have a loaded pistol aimed under my chin. If my calls aren't saved it's all over

>MSOX

>>58266633
go back and take them all with you

Everything is fine, please buy and go home.

>>58266642
>>58266652
They haven't liquidated you fucking retards. They still have HUGE stacks of NVDA. I can't believe the flimsiness of the bear thesis sometimes, it's legitimately ridiculous.

>>58266666
>> <checks digits>
oh fuck

>>58266666
ok super satan

>>58266567
>Do you live under a rock? Every single cpi prediction over the past couple of months has been wrong. It's always higher than predicted. Every. Single. Time.
It's been wrong for months but why did it start mattering TODAY

20 dollars an hour

>>58266668

>>58266653
>>58266676
You are very emotional when it comes to stocks. It will be your downfall

>>58266690
It didn't. Bears are so desperate to have another 2022 that they'll keep buying puts from Big Money every time they read spooky headlines.

>>58266220
+5%>>58266249
>literally no good reason
America needs to put Israel on a leash. Genocide, starvation, murdering civilians, attacking hospitals, killing aid workers and bombing embassies in foreign countries is the issue here. Say what you about either side of the war. All of these things are issue for concern globally. America should have already stepped in and placed Israel under US military rule indefinitely.

my tsla and aapl bags are quite heavy. dont know how much longer i can hold on. the covered call premium isnt worth it bros. bobos i kneel

>>58266699
lmao oh the irony of having RETARDED FUCKING BEARS say someone else is emotional about trading.

>>58266676
So true king. Keep hodling. The short squeeze will be here soon.

>>58266672
downvoted

>>58266702
>1 post by this ID
Go the fuck back to /pol/ faggot

>>58266702
war is inflationary. a lot of money and energy spent breaking shit. adjust your portfolios accordingly

Mumu reaction has been spooky. We must be at the top.

>>58266603
ok so which ETF?

>>58266719
>most recent data is from 3 months ago
Seriously what the fuck are you even doing?

>>58266702
rather nuke everyone touching cargo ships

>>58266368
>>58266432
>down a few percentage points
>ITS CRASHING
>ITS A BEAR MARKET
zoomer hands typed these posts

wtf is up with this scitzo market

>bulls unironically getting emotionally invested in their bags

>>58266734
HODDLLLLLLLLL. THE HEDGIES ARE FORCING INSIDERS TO SELL.

GDX, or NUGT if you want more leverage. SILJ is what I own for silver exposure. Miners are due for a correction pretty soon tho, so I wouldn't go all in rn.

>>58266630
Bottom signal.

>>58266752
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why the fuck would you blur anything out! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck are bears even doing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>58266702
good post
Israel is a security risk
they are nutjobs

I just hold through bear markets. I come out with long term tax reductions. Remember, boomers always beat swingoids.

Have a feet.

>>58266666
Holy fucking checked. Circuit breakers trip today, satan has spoken.

>>58266630
>at work
what kind of work?

AI is not a meme. She is the answer to all of society's problems.

>>58266743
>he doesn't know
you don't understand - we are just entering the final descent. bill gates replaced his entire foundation's staff, almost a billion dollars in wages, with one single AI. the second wave of layoffs is here. the one that causes the Fed to freak the fuck out and start cutting rate, triggering the greatest depression the world has ever seen

>>58266774
I didn't do that retard. Insider screener blurs it unless you pay and that's retarded. You can find the selling on their filings on the Nvidia investor relations page. I know you have never been on a investor relations page but I thought I might teach you something,

>>58266779
aerospace, engineering dept.

>>58266785
sex bots would be a new paradigm moment tbqh

>>58266777
3d women are disgusting. I hate them so much.

>today would be a perfect day to ignore the real market and trade on the YSE instead
>its closed

>>58266790
That was January.

>>58266800

>>58266803
interesting, so these are educated boomers at least

>>58266800
All you've pointed out is that insiders sold in January when NVDA was in the 500s. So they missed a 60% runup? Until insiders are literally liquidating, pointing out their regular profit taking and trying to spin it as bearish is retarded.

>>58266813
you must have not turned one feral in bed. Pretty fun, only if they smell nice tho

>>58266814
YSE was a prelude.

>>58266815
lol
lmao, even
you are about see massive layoffs with every company following after bill gates steps

>>58266824
That means the insiders thought Nvidia was overvalued at 500 lmao. Do you not understand how bearish that is?

>>58266835
i 8xed my money last night in one hour on the YSE, so i hope its a prelude to my actual portfolio performance

>>58266824
dude just stop

>>58266856
then looking at insiders is worth less than shit

>>58266856
>>58266862
They're STILL HOLDING you fucking retards

>>58266823
the general sentiment is something like "well the last 60 years was fun while it lasts, but it has reached its end and the system is going to need to be reset." they don't even really care about how it got like this, just how to get a jump start into the next iteration, whatever that is.

>>58266821
not really that much selling. small percentages of ownership, gotta buy that lambo and house. barely any selling at the top

What would be a normal value for TSLA?

>>58266749
market crashes until she takes a shower

>>58266869
disgusting

>YSE was actually a top signal and that dude from yesterday was right.
I can only get so fucking horny.

>>58266875
I'd buy at 300 billion market cap.

ON NO NEWS

>>58266869
>sorry for ruining everything rentoidz
t. boomers

>euro market opens green
>us market opens red
>drags it all down
kek

>Tesla's sales numbers sucked
>therefore the entire market must gap down 5% overnight

>>58266872
man, i feel bad for any one looking at this pile of shitdata

>homosexual nigger red day
should be illegal

>>58266918
>he doesn't know the second wave of layoffs just kicked off
>he doesn't understand "the trend if your friend"
>he doesn't realize the trend is now set by bill gates replace *entire* staff with AI

the time to panic was yesterday. the time to die is today.

There's going to be a lot of newfags here after the april fools game. I saw many posts saying shit like "wow, the real stock market must be this easy!!"

Anyone have recommendations on which miners perform the WORST. After a bitcoin halving? I know its not a good time to be buying mining stocks so might want to hedge with puts for my crypto.

>>58266934
(((they))) should've waited a week before crashing it all. what kind of honey trap is this

>>58266934
I did too kek, on /v/.

>>58266432
>2 red days
>bear market

>>58266934
yeah that's why nobody should be slurping this shit. it's entering free fall.

>>58266913
It's ok, the boomers are the only ones who have anything to fight for when the Chinese run them over.

>>58266929
yawn, dipshit

>>58266953
Market tends to pump when normies enter though. See 2020-2021 and dot com bubble.

>this time it's different
Grim.

I just made purely emotional trade and dumped half of my gold miners.

>>58266630
>most of the boomers at work are talking about pulling out and going into gold/silver/bitcoin.
>Boomers bout to load on digital gold
Bullay confirmed

>>58266934
>>58266949
>>58266950
>he didnt go 100% cash before the YSE crashed and closed forever
grim

If SPY closes below 519.49 or above 523.51 I am going to lose the house.

>>58266966
covid free money era was a once in a lifetime thing that won't happen ever again, and we already had our dot com bubble moment with nvidia and ai stocks.

>>58266934
I recently came here from the reddit stock market discussion forum. Upvote if you're here from the reddit too.

SECOND WAVE OF LAYOFFS IS HERE
INITIATED BY BILL GATES
WATCH MAJOR CORPORATIONS BEGIN TO REPLACE EN MASSE THEIR HUMAN LABOR FOR AI COPILOTS

I got out of all my leveraged positions last week. Moved 100% into SPY. Feels nice.

>>58266976
I didn't go full cash, but at least I'm not going to be starving anytime soon.

>>58266979
i was just on the tranny mutilation story board. you zoomers are fucked in the head

>market is down on no news

THE NEWS IS BILL GATES USHERING IN THE REPLACE YOUR HUMANS WITH AI TREND

MARKETS ARE ALWAYS FORWARD FACING

>>58266723
kys
>>58266726
War crimes being committed by the lapdogs of the world's largest economy is not inflationary you dunce. America has allowed and aided Israel to step beyond the norms of war in the civilized world.
>>58266742
>OY VEY SMITE OUR ENIMIES AND FURTHER INSTABILITY IN THE MIDDLE EAST GOYIM
clinically retarded post desu

Man most of you guys are doing better than everyone.. like $50k before 30 is like A+ tier in financial readiness…

Why are you guys so angsty?

>>58266997
sometimes the news reacts to the market

Is it time to slurp health insurance companies? Humana looks very cheap.

>>58266998
not inflationary? ok, dipshit. lot's of dumbfuck know it alls on this board today

>>58266987
What's are you waiting on for a reentry signal?

I bought a bunch of 1DTE SPY calls, going against everything I stand for.

These headlines kill me. Like O M G. Isn't it obvious.

>>58267018
Once Trump gets back into office and they repeal and replace Obama care it should really take off.

>>58266997
>BILL GATES USHERING IN THE REPLACE YOUR HUMANS WITH AI TREND
I believe it since AGI is here and it's changing everything, but I do require a link for this claim

God Bless XOM

I closed my shorts, for now.

>>58266976
I peaked at 68 million and at $1 close im still like 1.6m. my actual networth irl is 377k at 31.

Time to sell the puts.

>>58266998
get back to sand and camel fucking. maybe your offspring will be smart enough to follow the simple logic of "you fuck with my amazon orders and stocks"="I want you gone".

>>58267008
we're all trapped in six figure hell

>>58267008
>Why are you guys so angsty?
ambitious people strive to beat their own goals not simply be better than the cattle herd.

>>58267008
>like $50k before 30 is like A+ tier in financial readiness…
the /smg/ bar is beating daily inflation and it's a depressingly high one

Those Tesla delivery numbers signal we're in a recession. No one wants to admit it though.

>>58267034
>If you are looking for a happy country, go to Binland
wtf am I reading

>>58266990
those are some nice gains baggie

We wuz 100 acre land owners and 5000$ rich in 1895

>>58267037
It will probably work out about as well as his plan to replace everyone with niggers.

>>58267008
>Why are you guys so angsty?
Gookfu is still in the hospital, and I just found out my mom needs a triple bypass.

>>58267072
Do you have to eat korean food baggie? That shit sucks ass compared to japanese food.

>>58267066
We had fun in here yesterday.

It’s over

>No one is slurping.
Mumu please save us.

>>58267008
>like $50k before 30 is like A+ tier in financial readiness…
readiness for who though? goyim (golems) or gods chosen people?

>>58266997
>not one shred of evidence to back up the claim
fuck off

>>58267077
The Koreans do make some very good chicken sandwiches I've seen on YouTube.

>>58267077
Its not that bad, there's a lot of Japanese influence in the Korean cuisine from the time they occupied the peninsula.

I'm just not taking this dump seriously, this is simply algo driven overselling, anyone selling today is going to regret it by Friday.

What do you call it when the market makes huge predictable moves overnight when nobody can trade and is just shitty chop during the day when people can trade?

>>58267039
you do your good deed nearly every day with no fanfare, just some anime chick.

>>58267100
algopost

if only you listened

>>58267100
if 2021-22 taught me anything, it's how to hold. They can't dump forever!

>>58267080
i missed out because i was too focused trading the actual market so i didnt come here till the afternoon and then i didnt start trading on the YSE until late evening time. im happy with the 8x i did on 3 trades (JANNY, RDDT, and GACHI)

>>58267027
At least 10% below all time high. Which is around the 200 MA. Keep adding more LEAPS in increments below that point.

>>58267111
Checked

>>58267101
judaism
>>58267107
>tesla has a shitty sales report
>tesla dumps (for good reason)
>algos see nasdaq take a shit and dump tech
>algos see SPY take a shit and dump everything
This will literally be over as soon as the humans step in and buy the algo error.

>>58267008
>oy vey shut it down!

>>58267100
>S&P down less than 1%
>bears euphoric
That's why the pain trade is higher. Much higher. EVERYONE is still disgustingly bearish. I know the facts and you know the facts. I know that you know the facts. I know that you know that I know the facts. Let's review them:
>year 1 of a 15 year bull cycle
>strongest macroeconomic backdrop in history
>retail sales booming
>restaurants packed
>airports filled with kinetic energy
>housing market roaring
>AGI is here
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>S&P going to 9000

Why do people act nice when you’re leaving the company? My manager put me on a PIP and now that i’m leaving they started acting nice.

I feel disgusted at this fake shit.

>>58267101
easy money

What do you think? One last time?

>>58267008
Because I used to have a lot more then around 2019/2020 I have only been slowly bleeding money ever since. This is the curse of having a 60/40 boomer folio during a time when stocks and bonds are going down and there is no safe place to put your money like in usual bear markets.

>>58266977
What what did you do?

what are the main reasons the market is down 1% today?

I'm not going to buy until we get a further correction, but im curious to find the reason for the sudden change of direction

>>58267087
the real news is that israel did an air strike against iranian territory (consulates in damascus) - a *massive* escalation in the war
bill gates thing is obv an april fool's joke

>>58267147
Why are you in 60/40 when that typically during retirement?

>switch to robinhood tab
>chart green
>refresh
>chart red
AAAAAAAA

>>58267147
Nah you are just retarded.

The YSE really fucked the entire market

>>58267147
>there is no safe place to put your money like in usual bear markets
I present BOXX. Same as rolling T-bills but without the monthly taxable distributions

>>58267164
Nah I just know not to gamble on stupid shit and stick to what is good for me in the long run and not focus on short term trades that lead to no where 6+ years down the line.

>>58267169
Loving it so far.

>>58267108
>If I were a young man, I would be putting all my money into junior gold stocks not bitcoins.

>>58267152
fear and bad signs

>>58267138
normies are trained to force compassion in these kinds of scenarios, they dont really feel it but they know that they are supposed to act this way so they do.

>>58267165
Clearest top signal there's ever been

>>58267165
fuck that nigger-enabling society corrupting jew company

>>58267194
multiple anons called it too

New job first paycheck is gonna pay me out like $15k first paycheck.

What should I dump that shit on?

>>58267138
>My manager put me on a PIP and now that i’m leaving they started acting nice
A PIP only exists as a way to let somebody know they aren't wanted anymore. You're leaving so the plan worked. Why wouldn't he be happy about it?

>>58267194
What?

>>58267212
AQB is looking ripe for slurping

Just put $500 on TSLA. See ya later poorfags.

>>58267212
Buy the AMD dip

>>58267212
Get it in cash, wrap it in paper, write "leftover ham" on the paper with a Sharpie, put that in a plastic bag, put that in the back of your freezer

>>58267173
Treasuries are not a good place to be in an environment where governments are deficit spending to extremes (over 100% of GDP). The geopolitical tensions make it worse. Maybe look at these structured products like JEPI or SCHD

It is so over.

>>58267030
This is the way. Stocks will go up or boomers will gallow tptb interfaces with their dying brefs.

>>58267213
Cause he made some comments when I gave notice that implied it currently inconvenient for me to leave.

Oh well shouldn’t have put me on a PIP.

>we are bleeding upwards
gay

>>58267254
At least we aren't bleeding between our legs, amirite?

Boomers are absolutely skullfucking UNH and HUM, holy shit. Glad I bought CI instead. Sheeeeeeeesh.

That was a pathetic attempt at a dump, Bobo. Extremely pathetic. I'm going to need you to do better or we're going to have to place you on a PIP like the other anon

>>58267212
msft.

>>58267276
top signal

>>58267152
>bonds go wild
>stocks go down
>bonds start pulling back a bit
>stocks slightly recover

It’s just that simple. I don’t know who’s holding the bag for bonds right now, but they’re trying their best to suppress bond yields

What's the best free stock market simulator game?

>>58267169
hrrm interesting

>>58267212
test out box like this guy said. I will join with a paltry sum next week.

first human case of cow flue in texas

>>58267295
you can do thinkorswim with papertrade (fake money simulation)

>>58267304
The headline I read said a human caught bird flu from the cow. Can't make this shit up. Truly the end times

>>58267152
1.5 trillion will help the country stay open 90 days after that you will need to deposit 1.8 trillion to keep playing. This may last 85-88 days and we will just austerity our way through the last hours.

>>58267304
err cow-to-human avian flu transmission

>>58267212
nvda

>>58267304
These fucking illegals bringing in all kinds of shit with them. Remember when you had to wear a mask when you were by yourself in the car with the windows up? Now they got shit like leprosy, polio and small pox popping up all over the fucking place. #LetsGoBrandon

>>58267318
>>58267304
Sounds like a good reason to tell people to eat bugs or inject substances into their food sources.

>>58267304
that shit is serious
its killing animals left and right for months now
if it jumps to humans watch out

DJT?

>>58267215
Did I stutter?

>>58267318
>headline I read
>who wrote said headline
>why did they write it
>who makes money from this
>is it interesting ?Useful? Or important
>will it make a certain persons more likely to do x,y, or z ?

Must have been something big to share it with a golem like you. Better get your mask, your hand sani, WFH pjs, etc. because we will have another march 2020 repo crash coming. Nothing is free.

>>58267342
Is there a relevant /pol/ thread so I can get a reliable QRD?

>>58267336
take your vaccines and this wouldn't be a problem

today will end green

>>58267352
Well you are slurping

>>58267152
Is that the Titanic?

>>58267318
>a human caught bird flu from the cow
what the fuck? can people start wearing condoms please?

I should've jumped back into SIGA

>>58267354
>we will have another march 2020 repo crash coming
Anon, I can only get so erect

Beware my friend... shit winds are a-comin

>>58267359
I dont think so
Its largely under the radar
And pol is full of stupid fucks nowadays
They probaby would tell you its fearmongering

To end the thread:

>>58267385
what do they want to tell us?

>>58267359
yes
that's where i got the news from
>>>/pol/463720224

>>58267385
Top signal

>>58267398
Interesting. I'll read up

I caught the Wheat (Pszenica) and Corn (Kukurydza) falling knives

>>58267379
>Can you feel it Randy?
>Feel what Mr.Lahey?
>The way the shit clings to the air Randy, a shit blizzard is coming.

i got shaken out of my nvda calls early. i knew the gap would fill

>>58267377
I firmly believe they fucked up and had to retcon shit for boomers, libtards, magatards and other disabled classes of people.

>>58266339
>>58267037
>>58267136
>this fucking level of delusion and dishonesty

>>58267430
>>58267430
>>58267430

>>58267008
Inflation is stealing your $50k everyday and you need to keep making plays to stay ahead of it. The rich never stop playing the game either.

>>58266702
>>58267436
1pbtid propagandists, seriously go back to /pol/. you will have better of finding some self-hating white teenagers than in /biz/smg/.

>>58267479
>Israel
>white

>>58267138
Because they're about to lose control of your ability to cast a shitstorm spell.

Should i sell lockheed and buy rhieinmetall? Or did i already miss out

>>58267488
>write about self-hating white teenagers
>see jews
kike derangement syndrome rumao

up for the
>week
>month
>YTD
>6 months

OH NO ITS A BEAR MARKET RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>58266444
>He doesn't even KNOW the AI bubble hasn't even started

>>58268284
It really hasn't. As soon as AGI hits the market the real fun begins, and then quantum AGI is the next horizon.

>>58268353
>quantum AGI
thanks, just bought 100 IBM