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ITT: laugh at magnates and lower

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58262736

test

>> No.58262745

>>58262722
Glad I cashed out.

>> No.58262749

>>58262722
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58262750

>>58262736
Sad

>> No.58262751
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>AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58262767

Cock

>> No.58262770

I should have cashed out when I had the chance...

>> No.58262778

>>58262736
poorfag

>> No.58262784

always keep a backup stash

>> No.58262787

I still have tons in cash tho

>> No.58262792

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58262796

>>58262736
>LEAVE
>>58262770
>LEAVE

>> No.58262801

>He couldn't make it
That does not both well for the real world...

>> No.58262823
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58262823

>>58262770
>>58262736

>> No.58262833

>>58262801
I made it yesterday but i started over 3 hours ago

>> No.58262838

>>58262784
>i forget my millionaire tag

>> No.58262840

>>58262770
>he didn't cash out
>he didn't cash out
>he didn't cash out

>> No.58262906

Hi guys, I was a mogul yesterday... before the big crash I mean hahah... Still welcome with my mogul bros right? All those threads together still count, right??

>> No.58262907

>>58262833
>shut the FUCK up magnate cant you read only Mogulchads are allowed itt

>> No.58262944

>>58262906
>I'm sorry sir your card has been declined, would you like to call someone?

>> No.58262989
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58262989

Not my problem.

>> No.58262990

>>58262906
>security, please escort this homeless man off the premises.

>> No.58262996

Lol

>> No.58262997

ALL THE POORFAGS CRASHED THEIR PLANE

>> No.58263017

liquid chads stay winning

>> No.58263057

MOW GHOULS

>> No.58263071

Oops, forgot I cashed that one out. >>58262996

>> No.58263097

>>58263071
Just buy a stack of a thousand everything is a dollar now lmao

>> No.58263104

>>58262722
>-90% overnight
>biggest bag is GME

like pottery, I should've known....

>> No.58263119

spare any change? fallen on hard times recently me sirs... u know, wot wiv the big crash n all!

>> No.58263141

>>58263097
forgot I sold desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58263159

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>> No.58263168

>>58263119
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>> No.58263184

>>58262833
>>58262906
You seem to be lost, the magnate's party is 'attaway
>Points to a run down nursing home

>> No.58263225

>>58263184
Plenty of moguls looking for cock holsters. Let's help our magnate friends out!

>> No.58263251
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I actually lost like 10 million for buying every stock 1000 shares but still HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58263252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>> No.58263255
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>>58262736
>>58262770
>>58262833
>>58262906
>>58263104
>>58263119
>>>out

>> No.58263282

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.58263283

So my fellow moguls, how many times over mogul are you?

>> No.58263290

>>58263251
i did the same thing when they were all at $1. lost nothing. can only gain or break even.

>> No.58263295

Any fellow moguls still in contact with Bepstein & Jizzlane Associates? I want to visit this specific island IYKWIM wink wink

>> No.58263329
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58263329

>he didn't anticipate jannies crashing it since yesterday
you relaxed

>> No.58263373

how was there nothing above mogul? took like an hour to make it there.

>> No.58263426

>>58263373
There was an oligarch label at $1B.

>> No.58263464

>>58263225
What a wonderful idea!

>> No.58263487
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58263487

>>58263283
low 8 figure mogul here, I could've accrued more wealth but I realized that imaginary numbers do not bring me true happiness. now I am free to spend my time following my passion of farming (You)'s instead

>> No.58263500

>>58262722
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>> No.58263509
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58263509

>>58263255
>>58263282
>>58263329
>>58262944
>>58262840
>>58262838
>>58262751

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCKING PAJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

WHO FUCKING SOLD ALL MY COINS ARE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58263527

Market finally crashed with no survivors

>> No.58263534

>>58262736
>>58262767
>>58262770
>>58262784
>>58262833
>>58262906
>>58263119
>>58263426
>>58263509
*quietly alerts security via SMS*

>> No.58263548

>58263487
>you will not get anything here

>> No.58263578
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58263578

I think the main thing is we all had fun

>> No.58263582
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58263582

Bagger?
More like
>Bag-xer suicide corpse
Lmao

>> No.58263680

>>58263578
what are you talking about; i'm still having fun laughing at destitute $ANIME investors

>> No.58263706

I'll miss my coins

>> No.58263710

couldn't be arsed to figure out the easter egg for each one, if there even is one for each
>clown gets rainbow greentext
>chad gets b&w posts
>SICP compsci font
>bane big guy font
are there more?

>> No.58263724
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>>58262722
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58263760
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58263760

>Hmmm.... today I will buy... whatever I want!
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.58263794

socioeconomic factors caused me to be poor

>> No.58263814

>_▲
>▲▲

>> No.58263821
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58263821

This will get me there once the market recovers!
Please say it will, anon.

>> No.58263910

>>58263578
Why are you here

>> No.58263992
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>> No.58264109
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58264109

I'm still slurping

>> No.58264168

what the hell i stopped after i hit mogul because i thought that was it

https://4chan.org/prize.html

>> No.58264188

>YOU WILL NEVER BE A MOGUL
you had like 2 whole days it was easy as shit

>> No.58264213

Good morning, gentlemen. Fine day for us Moguls.

>> No.58264223

>>58263710
wojack gets extra white space between posts because he;s alone
anime and gachi get lazer eyes when you m mouse over
reddit gets the up down vote symbols on the left of their post

>> No.58264229

I suspected this was coming so kept the 5m in cash spare

>> No.58264239

I am a mogul.

>> No.58264248

>>58262722
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58264262

hehe

>> No.58264279

>>58264223
WOJK also gets no space between posts when next to another WOJK

>> No.58264294

>>58264279
like so if no one beats me to the punch

>> No.58264305

>>58263680
You mean mogul animeCHADS?

>> No.58264319
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58264319

as the old saying goes, it's not real until you cash out
>rest in seethe poorfags

>> No.58264330
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>Moguls might also be called business magnates, barons, tycoons, or captains of industry, while the term media mogul is often applied to a person who dominates or controls a large media enterprise. Prominent examples of media moguls include.

ME. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET SHAT ON POORFAGS!

>> No.58264571

test

>> No.58264647

Look on my Wealth, ye Moguls, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

>> No.58264664

Oh God, it’s gone! The titles are all gone! Now we won’t know who’s Mogul and who’s Magnate! HOW DO WE TELL WHO THE POORFAGS ARE?!

>> No.58264720

>>58264664
you can smell the stink of second place coming off the magnates

>> No.58265224

>>58263290
>$0 does not exist

>> No.58265246

$BOOB IS LOVE $BOOB IS LIFE