/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58181977
Have they tested it cleaning a pile of shit off the floor?

>>58181977
Some nigger will vandalize the robot and cost $10k to repair it

i want to be a caretaker for the shitbots

Why do robots even need to pee?
You would think its aim would be better too.

>>58181977
that's so wrong. robots should not be enslaved to clean bathrooms. I doubt that poor thing can even fit in a bathtub to get clean. it will just accumulate shit and piss all over itself for the rest of its life, when we have perfectly good niggers for this type of work

>>58182026
kek

>>58181999
nobody shits on the floor

>>58182199
You've never used a public restroom in a diverse area?

>>58181977
Imagine taking a shit and this thing breaks down the door and blows your cock off with a steamed pressure washer...

>>58181999
>Have they tested it cleaning a pile of shit off the floor?
weirdly enough the robot starts crying, starts gobbling up the shit and piss, but also jacks off the entire time it does the "clean up." its disgusting .

>>58182204
no i'm quite rich

It's over, it's fucking over, I can't recover from this, it's done, it's over forever, it's done

>>58181977
It's so over for 90% of biz who are wagies cleaning the McDonald's bathroom for a living
And with this inflation rate of 2.5% according to Truflation we are losing more of our saving

We are done, just get the rope already

>>58182001
spbp.

>>58182199
I worked in a bar and I've seen people shit themselves, abandon their underwear in the toilet stall and go right back to drinking.

>>58181977
>make robot to clean bathrooms because janitors too expensive
>need to hire janitor to clean robot when it gets clogged with shit

>>58181977
>doesn't pickup the bubblegum inside the urinal
I'll stick with real human jannies

>>58182336
I will shit in the urinals. Let the robojannies clean THAT up!

The cost and maintenance of that machine 10x annually the average wagie

>>58181977
You can't clean them just with spray. This is a shitty robot.

>>58181977
Soon the jannies won't even be able to clean it up for free

>>58182199
Cleaning the bathroom (especially the women's) is one of the many banes of being a retailfag. Behind every wagie's deadeyed stare is the memories of cleaning up after some hamplanet sheboon sharting on the wall behind the toilet, leaving used tampons in the sink, knocking over the trash can, baby diapers smeared on the changing station, puke in every spot you can imagine, and more. I am not exaggerating to make a funny haha post this is the weekly life of a retail/fast food wagie in globohomo cities.

>>58181977
Who is gonna clean your toilets, Mr TRUMP??!?

>>58182199
never encountered a phantom shitter
>working at big construction site
>self proclaimed phantom shitter shits on the floor every day
>sometimes he taunts cleaners with shit writing on walls
>you will never catch the elusive phantom shitter!

this is second time in my life i’ve encountered such a based individual.
sadly he was apprehended

>>58181999
So glad I have the job security of cleaning up piles of human waste

2 can play at that game!

>>58181977
>>58181999
Can it tell the difference between a brown person and a pile of shit?

This make useless pissing on the floor to make wagies seethe.

>>58181977
This would be awesome. Public bathrooms would actually be clean and not a nightmare most of the time.

>>58182699
I can not believe buying and running maintenance and running the bot is cheaper than cleaning toilets.

>>58182001
This. I can think of a million scenarios where this thing fails and ends up costing more than just hiring a cleaning company that uses slave labor.

>>58181977
fuck FUCK I had a similar idea years ago, now I have the money to do something like this... and I hadn't thought of it. FUCK

>>58182001
In the end you'll have an army of robots, a dog and a man.

The army of robots will clean the piss and shit off the floor. The dog will attack the niggers and the man will feed the dog

>>58181977
Poopoopeepee on the robot and see if it can clean itself. Check mate industrial society.

>>58182199

>>58182899
>le IDEA !
Hallmark of the turbo midwit

>>58181977
and it's getting actually worse truflation shows waggies will keep having a hard time, no signs of it changing for good anytime soon.

>>58182199
It's more like fingerpaints

>>58182957
anon, let me be the ideas man once in my life. I want to feel special.

>>58182199
What world do you live in?

>>58182199
>t. never been to Brownsville

>>58181977
this obsoletes women

>>58181977

I want that machine to clean and gape my asshole.

>>58181977
Imagine your taking a dump and this thing rolls in. Absolute terror

>>58183617
not if it's a pleasure model