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She got away with it

>> No.58181900

>>58181892
bitiful biche

>> No.58181903

>>58181892
Imagine what her feet smell like

>> No.58181904

dios mio...

>> No.58181905

>>58181892

Beautiful women get away with a LOT

>> No.58181928

>>58181892
shes full of so mann y bit oin cummies oooaahhhh hh T_T

>> No.58181929

>>58181892
her SUCC and GRIPP grame must be off the charts

>> No.58181990

My fucking queen I want to sniff her yiddish braps so bad

>verification not required

>> No.58182028
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>>58181903
Forget about the smell, it's the taste I want to know about

>> No.58182053

her uncle is in charge of the CIA what do you expect

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>> No.58182102

>>58182028
Grim

>> No.58182158

polycule bros, we're so back

>> No.58182347

>>58181892
the weasel cant be pinned...

>> No.58184280
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58184280

at least we got some fight first, but that bitch is like inflation, unstoppable
She would be such a good truflation dev with how much she NITPICKS ON EVERYTHING

>> No.58184343
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>>58181892
>ugly
>nerdy
>lol player (horrible taste in games)
>not even a big pair of milkers to make up for it
what did sam cuckman-brainfried see in her, bros?

>> No.58184351

>>58181903
>>58181905
>>58181928
>>58181990
her legs are immaculate. i'll give you that.

>> No.58184357

>>58184343
It's really easy to see what he "saw' in her. Like very, very easy. You have never been with a girl like this and it shows. You are missing out, unironically.
>>58181929

>> No.58184360

>>58184343
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>> No.58184366

>>58184351
I'd very much like to be between her legs, yes.

>> No.58184392

>>58184280
Nitpick on what? Bitch is fucking stupid she gave out way too much information in that one interview she did surrounded by niggas. She's literally braindead.

>> No.58184399

>>58181892
Not yet, right?. We're still waiting to learn what kind of deal she's getting for her pivotal role in getting SBF fucked one last time.

>>58184360
Poetry.

>> No.58184403

>>58182053
Source? at least give me something funny to research or something.

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>>58184280
>>58184392
>ACKSHUALLY, it is NOT a pyramid scheme, becasue, erm. Because, you see, um we do very simple sum math here, and, um...

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>>58184392
that's what i literally mean you fucking faggot
reading comprehension much?

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58184421

She's fucking mediocre you bunch of literal virgins. She's ugly she's not funny she's not smart she's nothing Bankman probably wanted her because she's one of the 3 women that play LoL unironically and not for clout while streaming half naked.

>> No.58184433

>>58184403
do research on how opioids degenerate braincells faster on niggers than on wypipol

>> No.58184454

>>58184421
>mediocre
the general mindfuck is how can someone this awfully ugly still look like such a hypersexual slut through pictures alone you actual virgin

>> No.58184491

Can't get away with that face. Jury said "She has suffered enough." KEK

>> No.58184519

>>58181892
Probably ratted her lover boy out too. She doesn't know who she's messing with. Gripping won't help when Sam's people come for her

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>>58181892
Their DNA is rotting away on all levels and somehow they've managed to convince the rest of the world to see them as "normal" by suffocating the public with propaganda. We need some sort of min-wipe brain reset for normies so they can start seeing these goblins at face-value, literally.

>> No.58186539

>>58181905
>Beautiful

>> No.58186581

>>58181892
She hasn’t been sentenced yet right

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>>58184491

>> No.58188145

>>58186581
No, and while it's ultimately up to the court to decide, since she held up her end of the plea deal it's very likely she'll get probation with no prison time.

>> No.58188190 [DELETED] 

>>58181892
https://vocaroo.com/1eVTyJ6QIczy

>> No.58188265
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>> No.58188281

>>58181892
Like...

...

...

A weasel?

>> No.58188297

>>58188265
Looks like those 2 Asian bitches had a very successful career using the word "problematic" at work.

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>>58188265

>> No.58188653

>>58181892
Judging from that background she went to Hong Kong. They have no extradition so Batman needs to go kidnap her