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Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:21:44 2024 No.58075364 [Reply] [Original]

>*knock knock*
Hello, I'm your new neighbour and I need to tell you something
As part of my recent plea bargain I am required by the California Supreme Court and the United States Attorney for Southern California to declare to you that I am on the state and federal Dip Slurpers registry for a number of violent apes I committed last week against cute little dips on binance spot.
I have wandering diamondhands... so if you have any cheapies please keep them away from me, preferably in your home and in a location where I cannot see them from my window.
I am a troubled man, when I see a sexy dip in red I can't control myself. I just have to slurp them up.
My parole officer deems me to be a high risk to cheapies, I am a dangerous apeist, and I am VERY LIKELY to reoffend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:24:49 2024 No.58075393 >>58075364 o-ok... have a nice day..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:31:23 2024 No.58075473 >>58075364 >>knock knock >Hello, I'm your new neighbour and I need to tell you something This is how christ fags approach me irl and they look like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:41:30 2024 No.58075577 >>58075364 slurpers is the best meme to come out of /biz/ in a long time, always makes me kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:47:32 2024 No.58075648 >>58075364 Audibly kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:55:53 2024 No.58075725 sir this is a wendy's

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 00:59:22 2024 No.58075756 >>58075364 Gemmy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:44:49 2024 No.58076181 >>58075577 every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:47:49 2024 No.58076209 >>58075364 'em'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:53:01 2024 No.58076250 >>58075364 You slurping memes or utilities anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:54:26 2024 No.58076261 File: 291 KB, 700x704, 1708884751641380.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:55:53 2024 No.58076275 File: 81 KB, 800x533, f0124707-800px-wm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364 hello is this the based department? I'd like to report an absolute chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:56:24 2024 No.58076279 >>58075364 this is amusing, I am amused, thank you for the amusement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 01:57:19 2024 No.58076293 >>58076250 Memes at the start of the bull, utility at the end of the bull for maximum pain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:06:17 2024 No.58076387 >>58076293 Got any good utilities for me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:10:45 2024 No.58076436 File: 1.52 MB, 400x400, IMG_1388.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:13:41 2024 No.58076463 >>58075364 I will supply you with unlimited cheapies in exchange for your absolute allegiance, enforced by smart contract

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:23:47 2024 No.58076539 File: 108 KB, 864x1200, cswap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58076387

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:50:12 2024 No.58076783 >>58076539 My nigga I’m too tired to read that shit but I’ll save it for tomorrow thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 02:51:37 2024 No.58076793 >>58076539 even copy the chainlink logo. "defy limits" sounds like pajeet tier branding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 04:06:14 2024 No.58077480 File: 14 KB, 297x261, 1622654769711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364 Welcome Neighbor

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:01:02 2024 No.58077918 >>58077480 how do you slurpers continue to have cash on hand? WHY Do you never run out??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:14:27 2024 No.58078000 >>58075364 Nice, I'm a pedophile too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:17:56 2024 No.58078023 File: 1.07 MB, 718x404, slurp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364 It's really that shrimple... Just slurp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:37:05 2024 No.58078175 File: 77 KB, 1200x1165, IMG_2039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58077918 Slurp red Sell green. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:54:00 2024 No.58078306 File: 363 KB, 498x455, soyjak-drinking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:54:58 2024 No.58078311 >>58076436 Fuck off, troon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:55:15 2024 No.58078316 File: 27 KB, 640x454, 1528308770421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58075364 Go for Trump next time anon. and MAGA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:55:43 2024 No.58078321 >>58078316 Trump sucks anon, he fcked the country

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:56:23 2024 No.58078323 File: 138 KB, 340x630, 1601923755722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>58078321 Mexican alert, go to your side of the wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:57:15 2024 No.58078330 >>58078316 MAGA ??? hahahahaha, that fking sht is dead anon, next time get some PEPE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 20 05:57:47 2024 No.58078335 >>58078330 I get some 1 week ago and did 2x

Anonymous Wed Mar 20 07:08:44 2024 No.58078878
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>>58075364
No thanks
>proceeds to shoot 37 times
To many words for my brain, i'll just go back inside and check how my DEXT coin and wallet are doin, have a good day/death tho
you'll be an awesome treat for my pet pigs

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