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Neither is pathetic. Nothing is really expected of a male before the age of perhaps 28, but even then, it's really at 30 that one expects a male to have his shit together. At least money wise. If you're late 20s and have no friends and cannot talk to girls and you're a skinny twink or a fat slob, yeah, that's pathetic.

epic thread

>>58075933
does the guy in that video have a death wish?

>>58075933
not owning .5% supply of cswap

>>58075933
That guy needs to pick up a weight for the first time in his life

>>58075933
imagine thinking like this

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>58075951
If you're a full blown adult male still living with your parents in your mid-20s there is something fundamentally wrong with you. Like therapy level wrong.

>>58075964
yes

>>58075966
.5% of your ponzi is a bit much at the moment

>>58076079
brunhilde wants you to stop being so fucking poor

>>58075933
>Being 22+ years old and living with your parents or being 24+ years old and making less than a measly $50k/year?
Neither. Rent is impossibly high and wages are retardedly low. No clue why this board is constantly spammed with "just move out on your 51k salary from working 70 hours a week into a 1700 dollar apartment to impress people who don't give a fuck about you".

>>58076032
>everything is too expensive
>spend more money on therapy
Sounds like you need the rapist.

>>58076110
>is poor
>also doesn't have health insurance
Classic

>>58076087
>>58076079
that looks like Bismarck and Germania?

>>58075966
Redpill me on this
Is it better than Houdini or nah?

>>58076102
You choose to live in a high COA area while making garbage wages. This isn't an excuse

>>58076152
I think you're exactly right
>>58076155
yes

>>58075933
Being 18 and living with your parents. Honestly so fucking pathetic how kids are raised nowadays. Should be out of home by 16 at the latest

>>58076032
That is literally strictly an American thing. Not even a white brown thing. And it’s caused you more harm than good to not stick together as a family and build wealth together. This country is so fucked because of weird culture like this. It’s as dumb as Americans refusal to use bidets. How they proudly walk around with stinky poopoo in their ass, staining their undies because using a bidet is “le weird”. Saving money together and passing down assets is “le weird ew”. Being in massive, crippling debt, never being able to own a home and renting forever, not taking care of your own, having dried up shit in your ass, or heckin based and cool. So American.

>>58076032
You know, some people actually love their families and like spending time around them. I'm sorry that your relationship with your parents is so bad that you think living with them is the worst thing in the world. But don't project that onto everybody else.

>>58076186
your big nose is showing

>>58076032
imagine investing an extra 15-30k a year (after tax income)
you are retarded if you don't understand that or you just think with you dick who gives a shit your girlfriend will get old and wrinkly by 30

Neither is as bad as being 30 y/o college educated and not making 100k a year

>>58076222
America is so culturally cucked that we made it a "tradition" to cut off the tip of your son's penis, just because. So it's no surprise that American parents go out of their way to say "fuck you" to their children. They've been doing it since birth.

>>58075933
Nemanja Bondžulić currently is 24 years old after founding Superverse almost 500m mcap, Im on my early 30s and cant even afford full rent.

Is it over for me boyos?

>>58075933
why do floridafags build cages over their pools?

>>58076276
it's a state law, all houses with a pool are required to have a surrounding enclosure to keep out children

>>58075933

OP is somehow more of a faggot than this John Waters looking faggot in the video

>>58076276
>>58076298
In addition to this, they also have some practical utility for keeping out bugs and leaves

>>58076298
nice.. most states just require a fence. florida requires an entire thunderdome.

jews

>>58076222
Europoors are literally incapable of owning land because their entire countries are the size of U.S. states. Their parents were able to lock down homes before prices caught up to what homes/land are actually worth. Basically europoors live with their parents out of necessity, not choice.

Also, on-campus college dorms are basically non-existent in Europe. So they live with their parents while in school. lmao GAAAYYYY

>bidets
Absolutely disgusting. Shit water hitting your ass, splattering all over the toilet, your legs and the bidet itself. Fucking GROSS.

>>58075933
both

>>58076267
keep lurking on 4chan complaining about how shitty your life is anon, you're doing a great job

>>58076267
just create your own crypto project anon, its never too late

>>58076223
If you have to sleep within 50 feet of your parents every single night to "show your love" for them, there is something actually wrong with you

>>58075933
just imagine being this absolute turd of a human being
we really have to reset civilization

>>58076251
Pffttt investing for what? Nigga, you live with your mommy. What do you need the money for? An expensive sex doll?

>>58076444
It's not that I have to, it's just that I don't mind it and I don't dislike it enough to buy a house or pay rent. Bitcoin is a better investment than housing by a large margin, so living with your parents and investing the difference into BTC is the optimal long-term wealth building strategy, no matter how much income you have.
Something is more wrong with you if you dislike your family too much to even tolerate being around them. Not everyone has insufferable boomer parents like yours, anon.

>>58076409
This (((anon))) is circumcised and proud of it

>>58076426
no

>>58076500
Nigga you literally just said
>some people actually love their families and like spending time around them
Implying that, if you don't live with your parents, you don't "love your family and like spending time with them" hahaha you can't even keep a train of thought after 2 posts, what is the matter with you?

Oh that's right. You're mentally retarded and poor - hence why you live with mommy as an adult

>>58076535
>Implying that, if you don't live with your parents, you don't "love your family and like spending time with them"
Wrong, you just lack reading comprehension.
All it means is that if you love your family and enjoy spending time with them, then you don't see living with your parents as being such a negative, like you do.
You're lashing out and coping because you could not live around your family even if you wanted to, and you consciously envy people who have a good enough relationship with their family to be happy with the arrangement while saving money and building wealth at a faster rate than you. I will be fully retired by my 30s while you have an entire life of wage slavery to look forward to.

>>58076516
Have a pasta:

Lmao you will literally never see cut bros making these posys. Why? Because we're content and secure about our dicks. The thought of circumcision literally never crosses our minds. So why does it cross the minds of wizard sleeves? I'll tell you why

Because every single time you pull out your dick to piss, you see that nasty excess skin. Every time you piss, you have to roll it back so you don't urinate all over your own dick. You see the stringy slime stick to your dick as the moist, red tip of your dick emerges looking and you remember that if a woman wanted to give you head in the near future, she would gag and puke the moment that nasty, soggy dick touched her tongue

Did you know that even in countries where the majority of men are uncut that the majority of women prefer the look of a circumcised penis? A cut dick is basically like a vagina with small labia. A "simp" or "innie". An uncut dick is like a vagina with large labia. A "roast beef" or "Arbys" vagina. Just how the majority of men prefer small labia, the majority of women prefer cut penises.

Allow me to end my post with a little story an ex told me about the time she encountered her first uncut dick. She said when he took his pants off she though something was wrong with it. She said when she rolled it back it was "slimy" and that she gagged when she saw the slime. She made up an excuse to leave, and left that poor man with his boxers around his ankles. All because of his nasty, slimy dog dick. And it's not a hygiene problem. Your dick literally have glans that are constantly secreting slime to moisten your dick. It's disgusting.

>>58076535
Your life is obviously miserable, your parents don’t love you, you should kill yourself since you’re a loveless fuck

>>58076567
You literally said "some people ACTUALLY..."

The word "actually" is what implies the other person doesn't. You literally have nigger-tier reading comprehension hahahaha and are back tracking hard af out of sheer embarrassment LMAO

>>58076569
I am cut, just not in denial of reality and astute enough to recognize when others like you have brain damage related to their circumcision

>>58076592
Yeah, the other person clearly doesn't, because he assumes that anyone who tolerates the arrangement of living with their parents is mentally ill. It's actually embarrassing how poorly you keep up with a simple conversation. Just stop.

>>58076569
imagine shilling the mutilation zog psyoped you into and rationalizing it by white trash low lives dumb cunts somehow liking it more

>>58076186
lol this guy is obviously living in a shithole country if people are expected to leave their family home at 16 its not an expectation at all in fact its pretty normal and perfectly acceptable and common for adult children to live with their families he should not feel so stressed out or ashamed about that fact and the fact that his parents make him feel badly about it is quite unfortunate and if they aren't doing that then he is probably just over-stressing about nothing in any case i hope he can gain some perspective and learn to feel calm and comfortable

I don't care about your stupid rules, I'll keep living with my mother until i make enough money to secure the retirement of both me and her.

>>58076605
For one, you aren't "tolerating" anything LOL. You're too scared/poor to actually move out. Then when people make fun of you for being a man-baby you cry "w-well it ACKSHUALLY love my mommy!" hahahaha what a fag

>>58076611
Cry more, dog dick. No seriously. I want more of those tears. Give them to me

>>58076591
This couldn't be a clearer cut picture of classic projection

>>58076032
Fuck you, immigrants do it and that's how they get ahead. I work remotely and my parents charge me $0 (zero dollars) monthly rent to live with them and they feed me too. Have fun giving rent checks to kikes

>>58076645
>>58076656
you're an actual teenager proud of his lacerated dick and normative independance as if living alone is an achievement of some kind, get a hold of yourself

>>58076669
You're not an immigrant though. You didn't have to start over. The way was paved for you yet someone you still failed. If you're in your mid-20s and couldn't "make it" in your prime, what makes you think you're somehow going to make it now that your bad habits have cemented themselves? Lol you better just hope things don't get worse

>>58076707
I make more money than you.

>>58076701
Yes! Yes! Give me more tears!

>>58076729
No you don't. Post the key fob to your car with time stamp. No, I don't want the same old edited spreadsheets/screenshots. Show me the key fob to your car right now.

There is literally a 100% you reply and don't post it because you're literally some brownoid poorfag who probably doesn't even own a car lmao

>>58076747
I drive a 2022 Corolla, what do you drive?

>>58076796
>no key fob
Lmfao

I drive a car that has an engine that alone is worth more than your car

>>58076732
you sound like the one who's triggered big time here answering in half a second to everyone
out of curiosity why are you so eager to defend your dick chewed by a rabbi and your sigma loneliness?

>>58076829
Hahahahahaha

>>58076816
I don't believe you. But either way, I'm eating home-cooked meals and mentoring my younger siblings while you're 20 posts deep seething about uncut dicks. And if you look like that dork in your webm, I'd also choke you unconscious in less than 30 seconds. Have a good one!

>>58075933
i will continue living with my mother.
i have a great relationship with her and i lover her and she loves me.
i feel bad for the unfortunate, confrontational idiots who have a bad relationship with their parents. you must be cold, hard and depressed.

>>58076856
>I don't believe you
LOL cope harder Ranjeet. Packed like rats in that 2 bedroom hahahaha get back to teaching your fellow rat offspring English courses

>>58076882
See >>58076444

>>58076965
>17 posts by this ID

Hey man. Isn't your time more valuable to be spent somehwere that isn't 4chan?

>>58075973
this is shooped right?

>>58075933
In ancient Greece arrogant people like that would be brutally tortured and then burned alive, and their ashes were considered so unclean whoever touched them had to serve the same fate.

I would neck this faggot in 2 seconds if he tried to come up on me. Then I'd destroy his fagmobile and rape his mother inside his house.

Press S to spit

>>58077221
sure you would anon. your noodle arms wouldnt do anything but snap if you tried to punch someone irl. top kek love when internet tough guys post how bad ass they are irl when you know its some noodle arm geek or fat out of shape loser that gets winded getting out of his chair. but yes you're gonna heem someone with your brute manly strength. top kek
>Verification not required.

>>58075933
neither, you're just a pathetic idiot with no skills who values himself by putting others down
you're an absolute loser, nigga
i made a shit ton of money with crypto even with memecoins like vinu, managed to get a job that lets me work fully from home and live alone and i'm not here talking shit about others or comparing my wealth with others as if i'm the best or some retarded shit
have fun being fucking miserable and alone because of your retarded way of evaluating people's worth to make yourself feel better

>>58076816
>>58075933
This faggot needs to be beheaded in the name of Allah for flaunting his money in these videos inshallah a dun tassadar

>>58075976
Just kiss your mom a bunch of times

>>58075964
Yeah, I think he's trying to be suicidally embarrassed in 5-10 years

>>58078425
I have no problem with flexing stuff that's legitimately difficult to obtain but you really can't do this looking like a gay ass nerd, and obviously if it's some shit that a 6 figure wagie could buy with a loan then it makes you look like a retard too. The property looks that way and I don't really know cars well enough.

>>58075933

I live in Argentina you are millionaire with 50k

>>58078731

That why you have to get AGRS, can do more than that little brown ass

>>58078738

In Argentina ppl are white anon

>>58075933
Being me

>>58078742

True

>>58078738

Tau is great, holding right now

>>58075933
LMAO WATCH OUT FELLAS

>>58075933
This guy just road up and stole my girl. She snapped him in two when she jumped into his arms