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>> No.58069041

>>58069030
Buy crypto. Stocks are for geriatric boomers. ngmi

>> No.58069040

NIMS

>> No.58069043

So, about divvies...

>> No.58069048
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58069048

FED cant risk to cut or raise rates. We stagnate here forever.

>> No.58069049

Lol bears

>> No.58069051

Recursion Pharma

>> No.58069052

FOMC predictions? I think we're just going to maintain status quo, no hikes or cuts. Borderline dovish policy statements. Since this is the event everyone has been freaking out about I expect everything to continue melting up once the uncertainty is out of the way.

>> No.58069053

>>58069043
MAIN

>> No.58069059

You guys ready for the #The_Big_One tomorrow?

>> No.58069071
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58069071

we can stop your Nymph from turning racist

>> No.58069073

>>58069041
stocks are for people who want to make money, crypto is for gamblers

>> No.58069084

UUUU.
if you dont have a ticker in your posts, im never reading.

>> No.58069087

this idiot couldn't present himself out of a paper bag- holy shit.

>> No.58069088
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58069088

>>58069041
Not buying your bags.

>> No.58069091
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58069091

Where energy and meme energy collide:

IREN
GREE
and CORZ if you nasssty

>> No.58069110
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58069110

I bought SNOW and PANW calls

>> No.58069112

Next step for AI:
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters

>> No.58069116

>>58069051
Papi dame más gasolina

>> No.58069117

Bought more F, U, C and K

>> No.58069127

>>58069112
Like everything cool thats come out in the last 25 years itll be completely neutered and unusable due to censorship in a couple of years

>> No.58069134

What are we looking at?
>A mirror
The Antichrist
>A mirror
The Antichrist
>A mirror
The Antichrist
>A mirror
The Antichrist
>A mirror
The Antichrist

>> No.58069133

>>58069127
>>58069112
You guys constantly find the absolute dumbest reasons to be bearish

>> No.58069138

>>58069087
It makes me wonder if the reason NVDA has actually good models and software but no one uses any of it is because their sales department is shit at convincing customers already buying their hardware to also use their software.
weak ceo presence

>> No.58069149

>>58069052
normally the FED doesn't raise rates when a democrat is running for re-election, but Jerome Powell actually wants the finance sector to still exist when his term is up. Inflation is up, rates go up until morale improves.

>> No.58069151

Powell surprise cuts rates .25, NVDA announces 15:1 split, shorts close out positions, NVDA squeezes to $1450

>> No.58069157

buzzwords

>> No.58069170

>>58069151
bear signal

>> No.58069175

>>58069151
>NVDA squeezes to $1450
could you imagine?!
>Checks notes- Pelosi still invested
Fuck! BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.58069179
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58069179

i lost everything

>> No.58069182

>>58069149
>Says FED
>Has a retarded opinion
Wow it's literally every time

>>58069138
>no one uses any of it
Hahahahahaha what the fuck is this shit?

>> No.58069194

>>58069059
No but your mom is

>> No.58069198
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58069198

‘ate PANW
‘ate FTNT
Luv CRWD
Luv SPLK
Simple as.

>> No.58069199

i did hear that nvidia dev support is excellent

>> No.58069202
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58069202

Omniverse is great but digital blueprints are not novel. 3d digital blueprints aren't even new. They didn't invent RT either. This guy's head is too big
Even House Flipper fits into the 3d blueprint domain

>> No.58069203

MNDO is down after paying a juicy dividend. Good moment to accumulate if anyone wants to have a Jewish software company in their portfolio (it develops payment solutions)

>> No.58069204
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58069204

>>58069179
is that all?

>> No.58069208
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58069208

>find stock worth less then 1 dollar
>dont care about financials and nerd stats like EBITDA or tax structure, growth companies that will either go up or rug
>buy thousands of shares
>download earnings call reports to hear CEO talk

Who here board of directors larper?

>> No.58069210
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58069210

>>58069030
I need one of those made for the Market BOOBLER. Get it to my desk ASAP.

>> No.58069212

Drugdesign?

>> No.58069226

NVDA wants to fucking merge with big pharma?!?!
>This time will be different
This time will be different
>This time will be different
This time will be different
>This time will be different
This time will be different

>> No.58069231
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58069231

>computer aided drug design
RXRX chads! Raise up!

>> No.58069236

>>58069208
thats what buffet did. saved 150k bought a house for 75k. and used the other 75k to all in on Grahams company

>> No.58069243

I sold most of my holdings this morning because I had set a personal "zero" for myself at a portfolio value of $30k and it was at like 30,100. Of course, an hour later everything starts to look like it's going back up again.

What the fuck do I do now? I have a bunch of cash but buying during an FOMC week always feels shitty

>> No.58069247

>>58069231
17 dollars inbound

>> No.58069260

>>58069053
How about SCHD too?
Maybe scoop some MA or V to hold for growth, but I'm just taking ideas from yesterday
Done staring at charts all day in a niggermarket desu

>> No.58069264

>>58069151
everything proceeds as planned. .25 cut in June. not enough to help anything but enough they can claim they are doing something. inflation numbers will be fudged to make it OK.

>> No.58069270

the omniquantaverse was yesterdays news. any questions?

>> No.58069271

>>58069243
What kind of weak bait is this after these posts?
>>58069182
>>58069133
Just stfu

>> No.58069272

>>58069149
>normally the F.E.D. doesn't raise rates when a democrat is in office
ftfy, however these were the plans that were put in place over 100 years ago, back when ((they)) still had a deal with the democrats, but when the election was stolen on January 6th, 2021 this arrangement became annulled and now with the democrats starting to chant free palestine instead of free the israeli hostages you know the deals off. I disagree with your assessment though, rates are in a good place for the moment, if they go much higher, we won't be able to afford the interest on the debt for the weapons we're giving to the borderland nazis and the jewish genociders and the taiwanese semiconductor manufacturers.

>> No.58069273

>>58069210
why don't you just have ai make you one if you're so confident it's not a booble

>> No.58069280

TSLA chads, why are the trannies and the libtards shorting our beloved stock?

>> No.58069293

>>58069243
5050 cash bonds and you negate that float risk

>> No.58069298
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58069298

>>58069112
>makes my own LLM in my garage
Sorry slut but it is for personal use.

>> No.58069308

>>58069243
Invest it?
Take the doomer pill. Stocks only go up. That will be how the world ends.
there's a whole conference this week of smallcap ai companies that you can research to pick winners out of

>> No.58069309
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58069309

SONALI

>> No.58069313

COOLEGE education dip

>> No.58069316

micron will have 15min talk in 2 hours

>> No.58069319

>>58069273
Because it is more satisfying convincing a human to sweat over something a machine could easily accomplish.

>> No.58069320

dedicate ourselves to algorithms...

>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters
>Censorship and filters
Censorship and filters

>> No.58069322
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58069322

CLOSE THE MARKETS

>> No.58069325

a year ago anons were telling me that GE was a bad stock to invest in, i did anyways and its up 90% since

how does it feel to get btfo?

>> No.58069328
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58069328

WTF MY ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS IS IN TQQQ! WHY IS ALL THE MARKET UP WHILE NASDAQ DOWN? EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

>> No.58069334

>>58069084
King

>> No.58069337

>>58069308
yes keep permanently high plateau posting. mr singer

>> No.58069342

Who gave the Hindi the mic?

>> No.58069348

>>58069243
Wait.
You don't have a plan, up or down you will fuck up. Better to miss a top and have to pick at the edge, than buy irrationally and lose it.

>> No.58069351

Anyone use crowdfunding investments like Prosper, GroundFloor, or the defunct LendingClub?

>> No.58069357

Pajeet slaming Jensen.
>companies buying NVIDIA chips 30-50% expenses for chips
>AI about 10% of revenue

>> No.58069363
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58069363

>>58069328
amd just ate ur ass

>> No.58069372

>>58069260
I'm going 70/30 schd/SPLG in my Roth. Work 401 is pure spy. Taxable is cash rn idk what I want to get into with that rn

>> No.58069376

I'm playing gme earnings and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.58069380

TOKENGENERATIONRETURNS

>> No.58069386

>>58069380
oh at last I see
tokens= profit.

>> No.58069389

>sustainable computing
>energyefficient computing
Doesn't AI GULP down electricity and the chips are expensive as fuck? lol

>> No.58069393

>>58069203
> 10.7% dividend yield
sounds too good to be true

>> No.58069392

>>58069357
Jenson didn't answer the question.

>> No.58069394
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58069394

And once again...
MSFT is holding up my portfolio for the day

>> No.58069398

>>58069328
NVDA made a chip that will kill the entire software industry.

>> No.58069400

>>58069389
invest in energy

>> No.58069405

>>58069392
We will just create
>the list goes on

>> No.58069414
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58069414

guys look at gme

>> No.58069426

>the whole market pumps on the news NVDA will sell new chips at 30k $
>That's good for all stocks, when we buy chips that are being sold 70-80% margin
>We make 10% revenue with that

>> No.58069428

>>58069393
Well check out payout history. It pays once a year though

>> No.58069441
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58069441

TLT is going to 0 and bond baggies will hold it all the way down

>> No.58069460

theta decay on nvda weeklies is fucking retarded.

>> No.58069461
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58069461

>>58069428
pretty shit desu
Anything is better than what Birchcliff did in january though

>> No.58069464

>>58069414
What of it

>> No.58069470
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58069470

>>58069464
its funny

>> No.58069471

>>58069389
Training a model does, running the model is not that bad.

The REAL issue and Cramer pointed it out is that Blackwell would essentially make the current chips all the big TECH companies bought obsolete. Now normally they would crush NVDA but NVDA is in too big to fuck with territory. So now NVDA can just kind of rape soft tech in the ass.

Like I have been saying NVDA is a fortress.

>> No.58069473

>>58069328
>Mag 7
now, Mag NVDA.

>> No.58069479
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58069479

>>58069030
all in NVDS calls in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….

>> No.58069486
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58069486

>AMD

KEK BAGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEEEZZZZZ

>> No.58069488

why the fuck is nvidia recovering? the conference was fucking terrible wtf

>> No.58069495

Bobo are you ok, are you ok bobo
Bobo are you ok, are you ok Bobo
You've been hit by *dun-dun*
You've been struck by *dun-dun*
A green candle

>> No.58069499

Is this how the bubble bursts? with such a whimper?

>> No.58069501

>>58069488
>introduce a newer, more expensive product that all filthy rich companies basically have to buy if they want to remain competitive and we can set whatever price we want
yeah that's really bearish

>> No.58069502
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58069502

My INTC slurp leaps are either gonna go to zero or make me a bunch of money. The implied move is gonna be like 14% kek

>> No.58069507

>>58069488
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1770124164029944168

>> No.58069508

>>58069441
there was an anon here predicting it would be at 130 in april. i literally went all in TMV when he said that.

>> No.58069513

>>58069501
>>58069488
Holy shit you guys are so fucking stupid

>> No.58069519

>>58069043
PLD
STAG
IIPR

>> No.58069524

>>58069513
explain

>> No.58069528

>>58069488
How many times was "AI" muttered?

>> No.58069532

>>58069052
Tech is pumping on expected cut but past few weeks with new CPI data, prepare for the rugging

>> No.58069536
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58069536

>>58069513
no u

>> No.58069544
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58069544

>>58069030
OP pic is so true. I never understood the "hedge" bullshit. You limit both upside and downside. If you don't believe in your choices simply allocate a smaller sum of money, outcome will be the same as with the hedge.

>> No.58069561
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58069561

hello newfags, i just woke up from a coma. why is short term yielding more than long term

>> No.58069565

>>58069502
When are they getting the CHIP act money? They already announced a bunch of facilities to be built in Germany, Israel and the US over the next years

>> No.58069566

>>58069414
probably due for another bounce soon. wouldn't surprise me. holding is fucking stupid though.

>> No.58069567
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58069567

>ctrl+f "nycb"
>0 results
Lol
lmao even

>> No.58069571

>>58069561
a stunning and brave economy

>> No.58069573
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58069573

>>58069567
Well not you ruined it

>> No.58069578

Just sold half my JXN.

>> No.58069583

>>58069561
clown market

>> No.58069589

Should I buy AAPL before it goes back to $180?

>> No.58069592

were people really sitting on cash b/c of electricity questions?
and this guy just said, lul doesn't matter.

>> No.58069594

>>58069544
>If you don't believe in your choices simply allocate a smaller sum of money,
For whom? For a 4 or 5 digit account, what is the "smaller" sum for NVDA?

>> No.58069600

where the fuck is LAAC shill. do i sell before earnings or wait until tomorrow

>> No.58069612
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58069612

>ADM at $61
comfiest hold ever

>> No.58069615
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58069615

>> No.58069626

what the fuck why is everything green

>> No.58069631
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58069631

>the federal reserve has never once cut rates while the yield curve was inverted
>"This time is different!"

>> No.58069632
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58069632

>>58069594
If you have only 5 digits to invest I would suggest looking for a better job first and foremost (unironically). Who knows, maybe Fed is hiring.

>> No.58069634
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58069634

>>58069573
I regret nothing.
>>58069589
>goes back to $180?
Who's gonna tell him?
>>58069600
Do you have decent gains? Probably worth selling, imo...
>>58069626
BoJ Ueda slorping JPow, to get him hyped for tomorrows FOMC

>> No.58069642

>>58069561
Pelosi and friends discovered infinite printing and fake IDs from which to collect gibsmedat.
Only this time there was a coogh.

>> No.58069645
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58069645

>>58069567
Make a case for it, I'm listening

>> No.58069653
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58069653

>>58069632
the federal reserve owned stocks?

>> No.58069669

>>58069043
AFM.V
PXT.TO

>>58069600
Not him but I assume it's a longer term lithium play as spodumene prices look like they've bottomed and will recover considering the auctions. Combine that with a friendly jurisdiction now that Milei is in power.

>> No.58069677

>>58069634
Would

>> No.58069678

>>58069600
hold retard

>> No.58069679

EARTH 2? ATLASEARTH IS BETTER. BUY MY TILES

>> No.58069685

Wow selling SOXL at 40 only to have it end up at 41 a couple hours later is frustrating to say the least

>> No.58069687

>>58069653
employees did and they traded ahead of announcements. But it's not illegal. You see, Powell made an investigation himself and told us Fed employees were innocent, although it could have been seen as slightly unethical, so they decided to liquidate their public portfolios.

>> No.58069693

bobos please don't do anything stupid, life is worth living

>> No.58069704

Markets going to reverse soon if you can't feel it you shouldn't be trading

>> No.58069707

>>58069687
All federal and "fed" employees should be required to be bogleheads and hold VT

>> No.58069712

>>58069693
I don't think they can hear you, they're all eating dimsum off a hooker's stomach.
Man gets hungry after a hunt like last night.

>> No.58069714

>>58069704
As in today or in general a bear market?

>> No.58069723

TOKENS

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58069725

>>58069685
..... wow you could haveliterally drew a line connecting the bottoms bro. Too bad TA is fake

>> No.58069729

>>58069714
Today, we're in a golden bull anon

>> No.58069731
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58069731

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIRS

>> No.58069734
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58069734

NVDA chads?

>> No.58069739

Anyone else think it's wise to take a small gamble on Rivian?

What's the best way to do this?
Buy the stock?
Or try to buy some leaps?

>> No.58069742

TSM TO 160 EOM CONFIRMED??!??

>> No.58069746

>>58069729
tf is a golden bull. I know its gonna reverse idk i kinda want to try to time it

>> No.58069747
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58069747

Someone create an AI pepe who didn't buy the dip (like me, an idiot)

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58069749

>>58069725
you must be a multibillionaire by now if you are able of predicting the future with straight lines.

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58069750

There is a public traded company that Mines Crypto with NATGAS burn off and gives every customer a bump up when they sell BTC at ATH for 1200% profit and repeats.
It’s also at lows and coiling.
But you won’t do anything

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>>58069615

>> No.58069759

>>58069687
I have a friend working at the Fed in DC and when she told me they let her trade I was dumbstruck
>tee hee i made 80k trading commodities last year

>> No.58069772

>>58069260
shill me on MA. Isn't V better for long term hold? Seems to dominate the market

>> No.58069773

>>58069746
Buy panic sell euphoria

>> No.58069782

>>58069704
Already did like 30 minutes to an hour ago, people are catching on now, hope it lasts for a while

>> No.58069781

>>58069048
thas rite

>> No.58069784

>>58069750
>pssst, kid, wanna buy my yacht?
what would I do with a yacht?
>I said buy my yacht, for me. My yacht.

>> No.58069787

>>58069773
feel like i just missed it right there lol

>> No.58069788
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58069788

>>58069653
>the federal reserve owned stocks?

>> No.58069791

>>58069725
I know, I saw that. But that's how the setup looked in 2022 before things tanked, and last summer that's also how things looked before a three month drawdown. Oh well, they got me today.

>> No.58069801

>>58069704
Hope you all slurped NVDA like I told you to

>> No.58069802

You idiots shilled a WEREWOLF stock??

>> No.58069803

>>58069502
strike and date?

>> No.58069820

>>58069565
This week apparently but it's priced in

>> No.58069825
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58069825

>>58069784
That’s just silly
Speaking of silly
Wanna buy a tricked out drag race prepped ‘69 Camaro?
It’s cherry bro
Chery

>> No.58069827

>>58069704
to the upside, you mean?

>> No.58069846

>>58069414
Can't wait for this POS to finally get delisted one day and the baggies to fuck off forever

>> No.58069847

>>58069742
Tsm is 600b mcap and has pretty awful margins and is way above its MA. NVDA can maintain being above its MA because it's profit is insane. TSM's is solid but not insane

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>>58069750
I remember when skeletor bought a new home during 2021 BTC pump while telling people he is not selling and everyone should hold

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>>58069846
I think a better fate is to have the company completely crab until the end of time and they just stay in cope limbo forever.

>> No.58069879
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58069879

Is Powell speaking today, wtf??

>> No.58069881
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>>58069749
>multibillionaire
Not quite. I am comfortable but not wordly. I would just hope that others would leave no stone unturned as opposed to loosely hanging about for dd to drop from various posters.

>> No.58069888
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58069888

I’d tell you about HIVE and the way to wealth management
But then I’d have to admit I make love to my pile of silver and sometimes hear “voices”

>> No.58069889

>>58069133
Im not even being bearish. AI is very bullish. Its just not gonna be as good as it could be.

>> No.58069896
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58069896

>>58069870
wtf is this webm
>>58069747
here u go bud

>> No.58069900

>>58069502
Im riding INTC earning with leaps too brother. either going to be a bloodbath or going to rip.

>> No.58069903
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>>58069846
delisting didn't stop BBBY baggies from going to schizo overdrive unfortunately. At this point I believe it should be treated as a new type of mental disability.

>> No.58069901

Made a quick grand on that NVDA pump and still holding May $950C. Thank you, Mr. Huang.

>> No.58069902

>>58069879
Dot plot got leaked probs

>> No.58069904

>>58069175
Soundhound and nvidia are linked. I mean shit compare the daily chart. Am I retarded for having 40% of my portfolio in soundhound?

>> No.58069905
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58069905

>>58069860
>let them play their game
>we're going to play ours
>-60%

>> No.58069906

So the dot plot is obviously bullish
>>58069879
>Is Powell speaking today, wtf??
Is that an updog?

>> No.58069911
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58069911

I'm looking for a specific bull webm to celebrate the ath coming very shortly, so I'm going to post a few classics while I'm searching

>> No.58069913

welp, lunchtime is over.

>> No.58069916
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58069916

ooooooo made a quick cheeky 380 on soxl calls. will prob regret selling them so soon though. whatever green is green

>> No.58069917

>>58069879
Tomorrow and Thursday

>>58069906
>>58069902
Leaked where? Doubts

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>>58069911

>> No.58069928

>>58069048
I think after the election they raise. We will see. 2 years after all that money was printed I don’t get why we are STILL inflating.

>> No.58069930

>>58069900
I can't see anything in between desu. It's literally been crabbing for eternity and has a huge line up of news and revised eps way to the upside?

Yeah this is going to 55 or 35. No in between

>> No.58069932

>>58069870
Nah, I want to watch them become increasingly more delusional, degenerate, and broke like the BBBY baggies until only the absolute most detached-from-reality cultists are left for us to laught at

>> No.58069936

feembrap

>> No.58069937
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>>58069860
I’d tell you about HIVE and the way to wealth management
But then I’d have to admit I make love to my pile of silver and sometimes hear “voices

>> No.58069939

>S&P looks like NVDA
Great market you got there, americans.

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>>58069924

>> No.58069947

>>58069052
Status quo, tough talk that will never happen. After a 0.6 you can’t look doveish

>> No.58069948

>>58069803
50c June 2026

>> No.58069950

>>58069600
hold. lithium is only getting more expensive as more and more retards use dated tech. also some nigger on another board said lithium is used to make tritium aerogel which is used in some top secret nuclear devices. posted a bunch of details about how the us forgot how to make it then realized we needed it to maintain our nuclear arsenal. Catch is, i did some digging, tritium aerogel is used in maintaining/directing and triggering a plasma reaction. What else is currently being developed using plasma as a shield? Nuclear fusion reactors. End my rant on my bull thesis on lithium.

>> No.58069951

>>58069946
get your goblinas out of here

>> No.58069961

>>58069928
Maybe because they STILL are using bullshit like owner equivalent rent to calculate inflation statistics

>>58069947
>Muh 0.6

>> No.58069962

>>58069112
I don’t know, I hate vatniks and the massive disinfo and pain they spread. Terrible people.

>> No.58069964

>>58069939
What now? Is this the real you? We've got like 4 versions of you in this simulation thing. You're a dirty dirty boy, did you know that?
Hold on, I've gotta reply to this text.

>> No.58069969

>>58069750
>>58069784
>>58069860
>>58069888
>>58069905
>>58069937
king doomer, the asslingus pantomimer

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>>58069911

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>>58069911
>I'm looking for a specific bull webm
Which one? I have several

>> No.58069978
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58069978

>>58069149
Complete and utter bullshit, you should kys you shill.

>> No.58069982

>>58069903
It trimmed the get rich quick retards and left us with the biggest schizoids in the stock market for our curated entertainment.
Take a look at the BBBY threads. It's 16 IPs and 11 of them are trolls just laughing at the 4-5 desperate morons

>> No.58069983
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>>58069414
>>58069470
>>58069870
>>58069932
right on cue

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58069986

Not so fast mumu.
I have adjusted my triangles.

>> No.58069987
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>>58069977
I just found it,.

>> No.58069995

>>58069986
>he adjoosted hees trianglez?

>> No.58070001

>>58069983
>right on cue
laughing at retards is the past time of this thread

>> No.58070003

>>58069043
USOI
UMI
OILK

>> No.58070006

>>58069969
I don't speak ur high-fallutin vocabulary, but them's sound like Fighten Words.

Pick the market and sector, and show your best unrealized.

>> No.58070007

>>58069903
How can these people sleep at night? 500k gone, wasted on a meme stock

>> No.58070021

>>58070001
nvda diamond hands hodl, new ath every week!

>> No.58070023
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58070023

>>58069982
kek, I was one of their tormentors when it became clear that they are getting dilluted. Even CEO said this and warned them and yet they kept comming up with some 5D chess theories.
Most of them were just redd*tors anyway

>> No.58070034
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58070034

Tell me more about TVIX.

>> No.58070038
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58070038

>>57859279
Timing the market is timing the market.

>> No.58070043

Sovereign AI wtf

>> No.58070045

>>58070023
You are genuinely a bad person.

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>>58070034
We already have an iceberg chart
Though it is probably overdue for an update

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>>58070007
trust fund babies exist. They can get wiped out and move forward knowing it makes no difference for them.

>> No.58070066

>>58069820
Are the facilities priced in top? They will only be complete by around 2030

>> No.58070067

>>58069634
Would the one on the left. I like my girls frumpy with low self esteem

>> No.58070068

>>58070045
Why would you want redditors to be successful? They are almost all terrible people and bad members of our society.

>> No.58070070

ok I quoted the wrong post...
let me do that again...

>> No.58070072
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58070072

It’s gonna be a BLOOD BATH

>> No.58070087

>>58070053
anyone got that BBBY image when Cohen sold all his shares and fucked them?

>> No.58070090
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58070090

>>58070045
How so? I was simply trying to show facts to people who could be otherwise lured into a trap by pumpers in those threads. I think those who pumped BBBY are way way worse people as their actions resulted in lots of tragedies.

>> No.58070092

>>58070045
Did the faggots that started all that ever just tell them it was over, time to get out? When the CEO gives you a straight up
>you're gonna get undercut if you stay in
did someone at least try to go activist with them?

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58070094

> You are genuinely a bad person.

>> No.58070096

>>58070070
I gotta wait for a new thread to post the same picture again :-(

>> No.58070099

>>58069946
Would

>> No.58070102

>>58070045
>hey, you're throwing your money away on a bankrupt company that's about to go bankrupt and subsequently delisted. Here are 725 reasons you're making a mistake
>"fuck off why do you care so much about my money shill. If you read these children's books you'd know i'm becoming a literal trillionaire next week. Have fun staying poor, asshole"
>ok, fuck you too
Yeah bro. These poor innocent people didn't deserve their fate.

>> No.58070106

>>58070090
you say tragedy. Some might call this lessons learned.

>> No.58070110

>>58069987
based bovine literal thot destroyer. Would keep as a pet until he dies of a ripe old age then bury him with all honors

>> No.58070111
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>>58070087
this one?

>> No.58070115
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58070115

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>> No.58070120
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58070120

>>58070007
>>58070053
>could have just parked his money in a 60/40 portfolio and made over $1000 in divys for the rest of his life and his portfolio would still double every decade

>> No.58070123

>>58069112
So, PLTR?

>> No.58070125

>>58070092
At least 3 different people have come and scammed the baggies for whatever they had left since.
It somehow gets funnier everytime, ngl

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58070134

>>58070023
>>58070045
>>58070102
>>58070111
kek baggies

>> No.58070135

>>58070045
>>58070102
Don't forget gme and bbby fags would go to suicide forums and other places with desperate people to shill. They genuinely disgusting on a new jewish level

>> No.58070143

>>58069600
>LAAC
thank you to the based LAAC who told me to baghold.

>> No.58070149

>>58070053
Wow he's even more retarded than I expected
also
>ironbro
>fat

>> No.58070157

>bring up gme
>"guys look at the price!"
>bbby thread sliding
>"reddit!"
top kek

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58070161

>>58069911
>>58069924
>>58069974
>>58069977
>>58069987
Based and bull-pilled.

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58070168

>>58070134
>>58070111
kek baggies

>> No.58070185

>>58069725
Ayo tell me where to learn and master TA

>> No.58070188
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>>58070149
huh? Are you mixing up fathands and clfbro? the latter one is pic related.
Funny thing is, he was right about CLF, but everyone hated him because of how obnoxious he was. And in the end he lost all of the money he made on CLF by gambling SPY options.

>> No.58070187

>>58070134
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=bbbuicide&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
God damn brother you are bag holding some deep lore

>> No.58070200

>>58070168
hey anon cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.58070205

>>58069704
Literally peaked 3 minutes after

>> No.58070206
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58070206

Crypto Plumping
As it was written

>> No.58070209

>>58070168
>i'm reporting him to the (((SEC)))
lol

>> No.58070211
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>>58070185
Believe in yourself ajd recognize everyone is lying to you. Even me.

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>>58070205
Right off of R4. Camarilla pivot points are magic.

>> No.58070219

RXRX AI drug discovery? Yeah that sounds fucking awesome. Ground floor for the future.

>> No.58070223

>>58070006
Hospitality, Food&Drink, 450$ last week's wages, unrealized until this Friday.

>> No.58070225

>>58070205
vix needs to hit like 12.5 before we do a real reversal

>> No.58070245

>>58069987
Based bull patrollin' them thots

>> No.58070249

if past performance is an indicator NVDA crabs between 830 and 1000 for 6 months before another massive new paradigm top in fall.

I will continue to buy puts for the next 10 years

>> No.58070264

>>58069950
thanks for the heads up i guess

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>>58070216
Help me out here, it says its for intraday trading. No reason why it can't be extended for trading the daily or weekly or other timeframes. Besides that, it says they use fib levels. 1.1x whatever is not a fib level. Just the same, it's easy to make use of phi and rig my own indicator up

>> No.58070273

>>58070219
Yay, Recursion

>unrelated
Did GME 'investors' also start buying their games and peripherals from the store? BBY?

>> No.58070283

>>58070225
I'm long VIX at 13.50, just waiting for my buy to trigger. It keeps hitting that bottom

>> No.58070293

why are people still bearish on PYPL? Revenue and profits are growing pretty good. It broke above the 200 day MA as well recently. Anyone buying here?

>> No.58070294
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58070294

I miss the eBussy so much, bros.

>> No.58070298
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58070298

>nvidia trying to break the resistance again
Why are people so OBSESSED with this overvalued stockmarket shitcoin?

>> No.58070303

>>58070293
>PYPL
>will literally hold your funds and not let you withdraw
never ever put money in paypal.

>> No.58070310

>>58069151
Reddit signal.

>> No.58070318

>>58070211
So it's just intuition? Got it

>> No.58070321

how do i stop being such an acoomulator
im one rubbermaid tub short of being on fucking hoarders

>> No.58070323

>>58070223
Name the play, obviously.
I got nothing in that there sector, closest I'm holding is some hot Ammo. POWW
11% since last week.

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58070328

thread cloud up in this bitch

>> No.58070331

>>58070219
Soun Is gonna be the next NVDA

>> No.58070335

>>58070267
Yes they work best when the intraday and daily levels line up. So if a stock is in a selling range (R3+) on the daily and runs up to R4 on the intraday it's a higher probability short. MMs and algos use these levels, which is why they work so well.

>> No.58070341

>>58070185

There are tons of places to start. Here is a good primer

>https://tradingstrategyguides.com/support-and-resistance-trading-strategy/

Don't pay for anything. If you feel that you are getting comfortable with support and resistance (Identifying it, predicting what areas will be the next support & resistance,etc.) then you can move on to finding actionable signals.

I found Rob Smith to be my favorite analyst. He died last year sadly but much of his content is still available.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUUEgNmpexw

>> No.58070344

>>58070321
Maybe you're just not buying the correct storage containers. Get some antique trunks, or some hand crafted storage furniture.

>> No.58070348

>>58070219
>AI drug
This market is retarded.

>> No.58070353

>>58070328
>Buy NVDA censorship filters
H-how?

>> No.58070361

>>58070341
Thank you anon <3
I'm just swing trading based on support and resistance on finviz. It's gone good but for example, I don't know the support of say SOUN so I want to learn better because it's a simple but effective strategy to make some money

>> No.58070364
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58070364

>>58070187
I like to re-read this everytime i see my port hit new ath or i get a 500% 0dte hitter. They still have generals here, it's definitely become making fun of actual disabled people but fuck them arrogance is learned.

>> No.58070387

>>58070341
Also that YouTube analyst you posted, could you link your favorite vids of him?

>> No.58070398

SNOW calls on the reversal feel like the play. It's had bullish divergence since the start of the month

>> No.58070402

PAA
hold in a roth
enjoy consistent dividends and excellent growth since 2020
you're welcome

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58070418

>>58070402
I'll put it next to my X and PMETF.

>> No.58070419

>>58070283
drag might have it go down to 12.25, maybe even lower
it all reverses when nvda hits 1500 tho

>> No.58070429

>>58070348
>>58070219
There's some credibility there. Around 2006, I recall a program called Folding@Home, which was a decentralized thing you could download which would process protein folding simulations. The idea was that idle cpu cycles could be used for something beneficial. Now with generative models and more cpu power, this sounds like the next generation approach to it. Whether it's valid or not is another matter.

>> No.58070445

>>58070419
I'll be swinging it with a cfd, so drag shouldn't be an issue for me (the option itself might have some)

>> No.58070470

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/15/japan-streptococcal-infections-rise-details

>> No.58070484

is there a way i can put puts for myself
everytime i do something the opposite happens

>> No.58070487

>>58070429
I don't just recall it, I ran it and SETI.

>> No.58070491
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58070491

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 2.66%
>CCJ: -2.34%
>/CJ: -1.32%
>CLSK: -6.01%
>/HE: -1.07%
>MAGS: 0.08%
>NVDL: 1.86%
>SMCI: -10.04%
>TMF: 1.01%
>XXXX: 1.56%
>YINN: -1.52%

How many are (You) beating?

>> No.58070492

>>58070429
The headline is a bit misleading. "AI Drug" refers to an approach in which theoretical drugs and their effects could be modeled using, you guessed it, AI. The headline makes it sounds as if AI was the drug itself or as if AI created the drug directly.

>> No.58070494

>>58070491
All cash

>> No.58070507

>>58070188
idk I just assumed they were the same from that pic

>> No.58070508

>>58070494
Ah yes, the Gentleman's 0.02%.

>> No.58070513

Why did Xi choose to attack Verizon internet today? couldnt he have kept hitting att?
The cyberattacks are getting ridiculous

>> No.58070515

>>58070491
i'm just surprised to be up today after the huge pump from yesterday. I thought for sure I'd be down 0.25 to 0.50% but i'm actually up 0.20%

>> No.58070538
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>>58070491
im beating SMCI

>> No.58070553
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58070553

>>58070538
That means you're still in the game, Bidenposter.

>> No.58070557

>>58070491
Almost all of them. I will never touch natgas again no matter how well it performs btw. I listened to anon to buy 3x long at the beginning of last year and lost 90% of the allocated position.

>> No.58070572

BAKING
>BAKING
BAKING
>BAKING
BAKING
>BAKING

>> No.58070573

>Throw dice to decide a random buy or short
>Stock goes opposite on my literal random timeframe purchase from daily highest/lowest
>Happens on 6 random sp500 stocks at once
Actual proof I am living in a simulation

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58070588

>>58070515
Well done. It's always a relief when your own portfolio beats expectations.

>>58070557
There's a reason the KOLD kall klan has yet to be eradicated.

>> No.58070589

>>58070573
Elaborate...

>> No.58070593
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58070593

>>58070515
That’s downright Baddass.

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58070606

>>58070553
(You)'re damn right anon!

>> No.58070608

where is the revesal that other anon promised

>> No.58070615

new
>>58070611
>>58070611
>>58070611

>> No.58070678

>>58070557
>listened to BOIL KANG
>blames NATGAS

>> No.58070708

>>58070678
I can't trust any commodities tranny afterwards sorry. It scarred me for life.

>> No.58070774

>>58070708
I listened to him and lost a few hundred but could see the inherent potential and kept watching and experimenting until I learned how to ride that wild bronco and made enough that a 2k loss last fall was no big deal. Still learning with a long way to go but it's the single greatest trade in all of the markets. This includes KOLD.

>> No.58070798
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58070798

In all cash
Because it’s the pig with the biggest and hardest lipstick primed and ready to not only penetrate but cross species impregnate that pig ass until it produces viable Nephilim quadruplets that after millennia of cross breeding into manipulated prehuman vessel shaped horse mouth (see AOC) vagina brings forth a rendering of the necessary means to create a substructure supporting the genocide of logic bringing the era of uncertainties needed to get you to buy $HIVE bringing upon the apocalypse that begets the understanding of the singularity that will usher us into the phase shift to realize money is fake and/or GHEY. Then realizing the only step to true harmony is giving all your gains to the homeless (see/ unhoused) and finding a quiet place to die and finally be one with the creator .