/biz/ - Business & Finance

every day strangers know more about the stock market than you guys do, literally I can walk outside of my house right now, talk to the first 5 strangers on the street and I am confident that ALL of them could give me better financial advice than anybody here

Explain to me why NVDA is dumping.

>>58061883
Buying more CLSK BITF MARA and IREN this week if bitcoin continues the downtrend

>Try to open a zinc/natgas ratio trade
>$7 spread on zinc
>For some reason my market buy on gas was at 1.853 instead of the 1.81
>Down $10, and almost hit my stop losses as soon as I opened it
Feels bad man

>>58061897
It's down like 1%, not exactly dumping. People taking profits, retarded retail trying to go short. I'm betting we'll get a pump from the conference this week and a dovish FOMC.

ROOT
LAAC
LUNR
ENLV

THESE ARE MY SHITSTONKS
THERE ARE MANY LIKE THEM, BUT THESE ONES ARE MINE

>>58061897
Turns out GTC was this year's 2021 Tesla shareholder conference.

Enjoy your split then down we go

Why doesn't biz like Japanese stocks?

dont buy when the rsi crosses the macd in backwards divergence during a double top when the vega volume balloons

>>58061931
The only thing that pumps less than the japanese economy is japanese men

>>58061931
whats wrong with that cunts eye

>>58061931
i have a thousand in NTDOY its been good the past 6 months but that shit has been crabbing hard this past month.

>>58061933
Speak sense anon
What do the hidden paper tigers in the trees say

>>58061925
I could use a 50% drop in the S&P 500 tomorrow. I’m rebalancing my 401k and would like to buy back in a bit lower. VOO at about 299 seems right to me.

>>58061948
Hey I got some NTDOY some time last year myself, June or July. My stop target is 13. It's been good to me. It's a better toy company than HAS

there's nothing left to rotate into, it's going to be a BLOODBATH for tech

>>58061883
Reminder that John Bogle is single-handedly responsible for the problems afflicting the West. Rentier capitalism is his fault.

>>58061959
they question who the pspsps-er is

>>58061981
>there's nothing left to rotate into
Forex?

>>58061966
my dad works there, its going to 15

>>58061918
>btc goes down
>mining becomes harder
>hmmm btc mining stocks are a good pick

Where do you stand /smg/?

>>58061982
>In one year, 50% of managers can beat SPX
>In ten years, it's less than 2% or something like that
Gee maybe if fund managers weren't so shitty at creating alpha, then more people would trust in them instead of passively investing in index funds (or pension/mutuals). Maybe if things weren't so lopsided to megacaps and tech, there would be more investment diversity

>>58061982

I trust a Bog more than a Berg

>>58061981
Profits have already been taken and the rotation has begun. Cybersecurity is the new play. These companies aren't just buying NVDA stuff to pump their stock price. They're doing it to make money. How do they protect their money?

>>58061928
>le up and coming insurance meme
>le mineral EV boom meme
>le private space meme
>le random biotech meme

bro get your life together

>>58061982
This is mostly cope from managers that more normalfags are going into indexing rather than investing in their funds with high management fees
Indexing is a self-correcting problem anyways

>>58061931
No, they always have autismo tier movement.

>making it
>10 grand a month

bro are paycheck to paycheck doing more than that, middle class people can go crazy with raising like 4 kids at once and all those soccer practices and disney land vacations and music classes put you in the gutter quick

>>58062043
>assuming you're a single male

>>58062010
>Maybe if things weren't so lopsided to megacaps and tech, there would be more investment diversity
Megacap tech is so lopsided BECAUSE of passive. Size begets size with passive, and as long as the flows continue, the bigger the market cap, the bigger the bid. It a self-perpetuating cycle. When the market eventually crashes again (whether that is 1 month from now or 10 years from now), passive will be the cause. And everyone will ask themselves, "how could we have been so dumb as to all bid up the same stocks with passive inflows in what was essentially a ponzi scheme?"

>>58061997
do one where you made per decisions marrying someone and want to gouge your eyes out daily

>>58061948
Id buy some Nintendo stock on a red day

>>58061883

>>58061897
Investors have realized that the stock SOXX is in a falling wedge and are selling it as a result. NVDA takes a hit as SOXX and more specifically David Soxl are more retarded and more important than both.

>>58062072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pu_qz3iVAw

I unironically think the average networth of people in /smg/ is higher than the rest of /biz/ combined

>>58062110
obviously, the rest of the board are neets with 1k to their name begging for the next 1000x

>>58062110
I'd believe it.

>>58062121
>>58062110
4chan, especially /biz/, is a fairly small community. It's amazing how many people keep getting roped into the same crypto scams over and over and over again
I legitimately wonder how much money the insiders have made

>>58062110
my net worth is roughly as much plasma as i can donate

>>58062143
I get paid $70 to donate blood, if that's the case by networth is 6000x that

>>58062143
I wouldn't do that. Creating new blood cells consumes bone marrow. You're effectively selling your longevity for short term financial gains

>>58062165
bro is this in america i have AB negative blood where do i sell it the plasma places dont buy blood

>>58062176
I have A-, yes I live in the southern states. I've never donated plasma. DESU I don't really know how it's sustainable but whatever, I've made $1k from it in 2 years

Is inflation coming back? (Did it ever truly leave?)

>>58062176
Best blood type right?
Universal receiver

>>58062169
i can regenerate myself dont worry about it

>>58062188
southwest or southeast

>>58062203
deep south

>>58062207
do you have a fetish for black people or something why would you do that

>>58062110
The desperation and emotionality that it takes to put all of your net worth into a dog coin is ridiculous. It's all hope and dreams. They ignore Rule 1 of every rule of investing. Don't be emotional.

You could literally grow a small options account with $1000 dollars. It would take forever and you would keep having to replenish it, but they won't do that. They're emotional animals. Or they're just gambling, enjoying themselves.

I mean I wouldn't call myself "pro" semitic

So BoJ is raising rates, right? What if they don't do it? Then what?

>>58062220
It's fine if you live in the good neighborhoods. Very cheap rent and property. I accumulate here and invest as much as possible. I won't retire in the US, no idea where I'll go though

>>58062239

>FOMC
So its like groundhog day but instead of 1 time a year thing, it is every few weeks
>But instead of a groundhog its Jerome Powell

And if Jerome Powell appears to be afraid of his shadow it means he is dovish
And if Jerome Powell is doesn't see his shadow, rates might go down
>But sometimes he just stares at nothing and wonders why the congressthems are harassing the groundhog

And no matter what happens banks will unpredictably go up or down but usually up?

>>58062189
Everyone clapped until PPI shot back up

>>58062223
>grow a small options account with $1000
I'm doing that right now for fun trying to see how long it takes to hit 25k. Currently at 3.5k in 4 weeks but I took out 1.5k for taxes

>>58062261
Saved

>>58062207
Why do south-ern people say south but then they say suthern? And why do you say Houston wrong?
>Do you say nuthern?

>>58061344 they're completely different. The only ppl still running IBM main frame are maintaining must not fail systems. No new compute cluster would use something so fogey like that.

>>58062279
The Southern accent is mostly a class thing. I grew up in the deep south and never had an accent (my father is from the north and my mom is from the midwest). The only people I've encountered with a southern accent in real life are tradespeople

>>58062268
I understand greeks but manage to shit the bed every time I try to do a trade. What's your angle? You don't have to give the exact specifics.
Right now I'm pricing out CCs for my WMT position, thinking around 63 or 64 for April 12th, which prices them at about 63.33/share, but waiting to see what FOMC does.

So since robots will inevitably replace wagies, are there any robot stocks I can buy?

>>58061897
Imagine you bought at $250, see this thing attempt to reach $1000 and fail, a huge scary swing of ~10% in a single day, this nothing burger conference, etc, etc, while you sit on >200% gains. Wouldn't you sell?

>>58062020
I'll lmaoing @ ur lyf when I make it.

>>58062320
LG?
>https://www.bearrobotics.ai/blog/bear-robotics-secures-60m-series-c-funding-led-by-lg-electronics

>>58062282
>XPEV
wasn't this one of the EV partners mentioned in the NVDA event today?

>>58061897
people started realizing no one is finding any actual gold with the shovels NVDA is selling
>inb4 some seething faggot says replacing a few hr roasties and jeet coders is worth a gorillion dollar market cap

>>58062293
>IBM main frame are maintaining must not fail systems.
its some fintech payment processing stuff in cobol, some quant shit, some healthcare records stuff, actuaries because they are scared of proprietary stuff in the cloud with other insurance stuff
s. I was a z teamer

>>58062320
ABBNY, ROK

>>58062381
HR roasties will NEVER be replaced, ever.

Bank of Japan will crash the stock market.

>>58062387
I got threatened by some clients one time to get our software to run on a Z system. Thankfully my boss told them to screw off or else I would have just quit.

>>58062416
>Bank of Japan will crash the stock market.
6 minutes until we find out

>>58062411
Here today, gone tomorrow

>>58062416

if I dont get a comfy job soon im gonna have to do real work instead

>>58062425
You have no idea how bad IBM cloud (you may have known it as bluemix) really is
There's a book they tell you to read when you start at IBM (making the elephant dance) that starts with an anecdote of a seller threatening to never let AMEX buy another IBM product again because he saw he saw a product from another company there. A lot of the sellers think they need to be mean rather than helpful-- and a lot or the people at IBM have no idea what their job is.

If I put all my money into SCHD I would get $1000 monthly.
Chat is this enough to live in Thailand banging trannies?

>>58062461
Yes

>>58062381
I mean, it unironically would be given how much damage those people usually cause.

>>58062416
Can they hurry up and do it tonight?

Why have we not added PNGAY to the Fag 7?

Hey anon, there is a potential stock market kill screen coming up, in case you wanna watch

Bears getting so cocky after one flat week. Shorting here is a huge mistake but I know you'll all disappear as soon as the next leg up happens.

Kek Buffet owns 400,000,000 KO shares. How do I know this?. I read the KO 2024 Proxy voting material. As of today each KO shares forks out $1.94 annually. Which is $776,000,000 a year total.

>>58062517
shut up, in this general we think divvies are retarded and we bet on ridiculous companies or buy NVDA at $950
be shunned, fool

>>58062512
Ueda-san and my nigga Jerome are coordinating. No way they double heem us.

>>58062514
but I shorted on futures on the 7th at the top. mumu you aint seen nothin yet https://youtu.be/4cia_v4vxfE?si=8Tu4q2aNIq2kZbjf&t=41

>>58062517
BRK earns far more from having its cash pile in some stupid money market fund than "divvies".

Money is money, Coke Boomer. That's what matters at the end of the day.

>>58062517
and I drink water through a reverse osmosis purification unit
you aren't getting your 2 dollars from me

>>58062532
i have crunched the numbers on divvies so many times just hoping i have enough money to go all in and live off them forever. im not even close and never will be

I’m buying MORE NYCB NIGGERS

I just realized. Fucking CALLS ON NTDOY.

>>58062563
I thought they only owned real estate loans?

>>58062563
Didnt rocker say he was buying more NYCB, last Friday? You just know he didn't do shit.
What a pathetic fuckin call, he never wins.

Can someone please remind me of the difference between Russia and the United States when the government can just decide to steal your business if you challenge the regime?

>>58061896
good luck

>>58062563
your balls must be huge

>>58062563
your hands must be huge

>>58062588
Whys that? BoJ growth?
Also its an otc stock, no options to be had. Does your broker allow it? Its illiquid too

>>58062657
Just to shout something. No reason why.

>>58062670
I am shouting about how I have financially beclowned myself

>>58062381
I mean, I invested in them out of spite for hr roasties and those aforementioned 3rd worlders of the street shiting variant. For me they are worth 100 trillion

>>58062558
100k into SCHD and JEPI and then fuck off for 20 years. You'll be fine

>>58062687
Let us hope BOJ comes out in 5 minutes so we can make some new plays.

>>58062588

why? switch 2 doesn't come out for a while

Im doing asbestos I can

What the fuck is even a META? In my mind they cant trully qualify as a tech company in the same sense as MSFT, they are more like, communications and advertisement

I want to get into some stocks like COST and MSFT, but keep sitting it out because it feels like everything has been going up hard for the last year. Should I wait for a dip, just buy everything on one day, or DCA?

>>58062687
Youre long the Canadian dollar? Lol

>>58061897
soft hands, nvda diamond hands hodl, soxl diamond hands hodl

>>58061883
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For great justice.

I increased the value of my portfolio by $5000 today by transferring in $5000 from my bank account.

>master homelessness

faster and easier way to "make it" than trying to be a wagie gambling his paycheck on pennystocks

>>58062744
I dont have my chart handy because I'm comfyposting in bed, but the play was to short the CHF. Similar charts on other pairs but the technicals were a bit better, CAD wasnt correlated with any current positions, and theres no news in the next day that should affect it

>>58062601
In Russia, the mobster tier businessmen have taken over the regime and installed and allowed themselves to be tammed by a former KGB

owari da

>>58062780
your money-weighted return would still be 0 (at best)

>>58062601
Legal malfeasance is always a bad deal. What can be done in this case. Insurers don't want to deal with a Trump Tower sans Trump. Elon Musks ai taskforce was snubbed and now he's snubbing Trump.
Stupidity is a force of nature.
In reality however for what I want, Trump represents an America that is being devoured wholesale by ignorance. The tearing down of such a man who's climbed as high as he has is a symbol that perhaps can catalyze a rebirth from the ash.
Now if Letitia gets what she wants very quickly a new baseline price for New York will be established. Trump Tower sans Trump is the quintessential distressed property. Value add plays will come in droves and yet they'll be insufficient. 1/3rd to half price offers will be entertained and rejected but it will be too late by the time people come to their senses. The financial capital will be reduced for quick sale.
Sadly I think this episode must play out. The wealthy must see their youngest and bravest son devoured by the mob before they will act to subdue it. Perhaps he can slay the beast from its belly but he will be wounded. The old have forgotten their role as fertilizer for the young.

>>58062744
I am Canadian and get paid in USD. So, personally. I am not. LOL

BoJ ends negative rates!!!

>>58062596
He didn’t have a very large position in the first place either
>>58062626
>>58062641
They are and I’m going to WIN

If you post anime I truly hope that tonight as you lay in bed you become sad and lonely

>>58062786
>try to make as much money as possible
>live as frugally as possible and invest all of your savings in vtsax
>do this for a few years
ez

>>58062512
i went to funspot last week, bretty cool

>>58062826

>>58062814
I am Canadian and most of my investments are in USD. I am having a great time.

>>58062818
no shit really
they went up to zero?

Nvidia will break 3 tril this year
Check my dubs broke niggas

>>58062786
how? do i take my baths with my own piss?

>>58062733
>More than half the 14 authors of the original Llama research paper published in February have left the company, several for AI startups or other big companies, the people with direct knowledge said.
>https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/09/05/1648201/inside-metas-ai-drama-internal-feuds-over-compute-power
They also dont have the team that made llama
Its just social media, ads, and vr
The feds and the jews really like them

>>58062840
Similar boat. But might expose myself to the Canadian side of things going forward.

>>58061982
The jew fears the passively indexed fag

>>58062847
so long and thanks for all the fish

>>58062820
It was like $400, not worth taking seriously. NYCB will never go above $5/share, so I hope that means winning to you; somehow.
>>58062844
Yeah, they went up. Crazy times. Nikkei pumping rn

>>58062844
Holy fuck its real
This has huge, global, longterm ramifications. This hasnt happened in DECADES

post anime feets to celebrate 0% boj rate

>>58062381
why are you describing chainlink labs?

>>58062826
my sadness and loneliness is why I post anime

>>58062858
>$50 storage unit within 5 miles of library, planet fitness, jobs, walmart
>large backpack, small backpack, bicycle, laptop
>camp nearby

welcome to the easy life

>>58061883
>More companies have defaulted on their debt in 2024 than in any start to the year since the global financial crisis, per FT

>Meanwhile, layoffs rose to the highest for any February since 2009, per CNBC

>Bank of Japan has decided to raise interest rates for the first time since 2007, scrapping yield curve control

Are we not gonna make it bros?

>>58062886
>NYCB will never go above $5/share
stock un-split

>>58062861
they should just make and sell their own phones at this point

>>58062912
that´s kind of the idea, but i want money. and something tells me that living in a tent would hinder my chances at getting a job

>>58062905
>post anime feets to celebrate 0% boj rate
How about anime chubbies?
>>58062919
stfu faggot you know what i fucking meant you dumb piece of shit fucking retard.

>>58062921
only if you suck at keeping up appearances

>>58062687
BUY
TIN
NIGGER

>>58062886
JPY up hard too

Happy to hear it. I have some Nintendo as I mentioned before, but I also have $6k in an international/emerging fund. Gotta remember to add to my Mexico position too

Name ONE biotech that wasn't a pump and dump

>>58062921
>make and sell their own phones at this point
anon I

>>58062937
>BUY
>TIN
>NIGGER
I bought VALE because someone was talkimg about the price of tin.
Tin price legit headed up?

>>58062949
VKTX

>>58062937
My broker doesnt have tin, softs, or most commodities/futures.
Lead, aluminium, copper, and gold and silver, plat and palladium

>>58062954
AFM.V
MLX.AX

Those are the miners you want if you don't want physical tin stored in your basement.

>>58062951
cant they make a decent one? and use their own plataform to shill it?

>>58062933
i do, and i live in a small community where both my parents are quite famous and i am recognized for being their son. might just buy a campervan instead

>>58062960
Tin is in short supply and getting gobbled up as solder for chips. But copper should work fine too.

>>58062975
part of homelessmaxxing is living in the most economically advantageous area, not some small town

>>58061982
I wouldn't say evil. but there is a shortage of entrepreneurship. but thats downstream of risk all the 0 interest failed to produce opportunity.
If the auto makers had been allowed to go under. what kind of a renaissance would we be under? 3D printers were coming online at the time. Now they're being hoarded. but if you wanted to not support a gluttonous union of mexicans. you would have had that opportunity. If you wanted a sick beautiful car that lasts you could have it custom built. US steel wouldn't be for sale to Nippon. but those people were held up for a few more comfy years of expensive sticks stones and glue. Drywall, wood and masonry are not that expensive to produce. Yet they're barred from being gathered. all to keep blackrocks and the feds books out of the red.
the supply of capital has been shutoff and restricted. the bernanke staved off a credit crisis and is harbringer to the capital crisis. Where the very basis and utility are in question.

i kill homeless people when im bored

>>58062997
you dont even leave your moms basement

What japan is doing is really fucking bad;

- DXY is toast
- Currency volatility spikes due to abrupt policy shift
- Global markets experience heightened uncertainty
- Emerging markets face capital outflows
- Japanese exports decline, impacting global trade.
- Concerns arise over debt sustainability.
- Deflationary pressures could intensify.
- Coordination challenges arise among central banks.

>>58062979
I use my forex account for swings, and tfsa for holds, where I do have COPX.
I think what would be useful is knowing the rates of change for various commodity consumption. But that involves imports, exports, slow annual data, and lots of information

>>58063011
you dont even know me, sounds like you're projecting your insecurities

>>58063019
>Deflationary pressures could intensify.

>>58063019
abrupt they've been dancing around this for years with the US hike.

>>58061982
good post
everyone is trying to leach from everyone else
its unsustainable and nonsensical

>>58063011
tell you what, post the storage shed you live in and I'll pay you a friendly visit within 1 to 5 business days

Someone make me rich anyone under 30 in Canada is really struggling right now ...
none of us will ever own a home

>>58063023
good defense, but your tendies are getting cold and you need to go upstairs and get them honey

>>58061944
chekd and top kekd

>>58063021
Commodity producers in their earnings/presentations as well as investment research firms' "[Commodity] Market Outlook 2024" will aggregate that data for you. That saves a boatload of time.

>>58063019
>-Deflationary pressures could intensify.
>deflationary
Why not disinflationary?

>>58063040
the storage unit is only for belongings

you camp nearby

>>58062985
>economically advantageous
https://koa.com

>>58063034
Risk is any uncertainty with respect to your investments that has the potential to negatively impact your financial welfare. All investments involve risks including possible loss of principal.

>>58062847
retribution

>>58063047
>Someone make me rich anyone under 30 in Canada is really struggling right now ...
My wife is under 30, and we'll own a home when we want to bite the bullet and buy it.
It's not all doom and gloom, my Ontarian friend

>>58063064
ripoff

I've been sitting out the market for the last year, waiting for some kind of dip. Should I DCA, just buy, or keep waiting for some kind of market-wide dip?

>>58062808
So you mean exactly like what's happening right now in the United States?

>>58063073
I'd DCA desu onions senpai

>>58063019
Japan is dead, dude
And the rest of the world will follow soon

>>58063070
> my wife
so you're clearly over 30 and you got in when it was still possible
of course foids will date older men to get out of the misery but the rest of us are fucked
trust fund kids not included, obviously

>>58063092
so they were just some 20 or 30 years earlier after all

So how exactly does tech have a "cool down" period for a few months? News is going to pump this shit no matter what.

>>58063101
yeah

>>58063109
QQQ has basically been crabbing for over a month now

>>58063073
The market is a very well designed tool for giving the money of impatient people to patient people.

>>58063094
people are getting married by 24 anon.

>>58063092
Where were all the 55 year olds

>>58063125
average is like 30 nowadays

>>58063092
They were ahead of in the sex starved men phase too. We will have public facing tenga egg vending machines in NA soon

>>58063128
kennedy was shot in 69

>>58063073
I've been asking that since I went cash gang in February. I've nibbled, mostly some weird leverage option shit. But I still get p/e and I don't like running with Talmudists just to get a Tulip Frenzy. From everything I've seen that only funds shitty businesses that want me dead, and normally leaves me baggy.

>>58063124
>a penny saved is a penny earned
>one in the hand is worth two in the bush
>Those who fail to plan, plan to fail
one liners are fun to say!

I think I fucked up buying the Sofi dip 2 weeks ago, should have bought more Subaru

>>58063094
I'm only 32; she's 28. So it's not a huge difference, like you may think.
Anyone can own a home in Canada, anon. You just need to move away from Ontario, and save a bit of $ up. Shouldn't be hard, considering youre in /smg/.
>>58063117
>QQQ has basically been crabbing for over a month now
Soooooo, SQQQ?

>>58063117
why would you buy QQQ though?

NVDA/MSFT is all you need for the rest of your life

>>58061897
Sometimes stocks go up, sometimes they go down.

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>>58063139
How do you invest in Tenga?

>>58063144
cliche's are meaningless? maybe you need to read more.

>>58063117
>QQQ
>February 9: 437.05
>February 27: 437.60
>March 11: 437.39
>March 18: 437.48

>>58063144
It's nice not having to be at the sink washing dishes after close tonight.
I get to read quips and nod, instead of wondering if they mean something.

>>58063145
Isn't Sofi just a regional bank but online only?

>>58063152
private ownership. So you'd have to find their materials supplier or equipment manufacturer

>>58063145
Where can I get a cute Asian gf with a soft fupa belly?

>>58063146
>Soooooo, SQQQ?
You'll lose money on that if it keeps crabbing
>>58063148
>NVDA/MSFT
NVDA is up, yes, but MSFT has been basically flat for a month too

buy TSLA stock now, you have been warned

>>58063182
nice pe ratio

>>58063173
>Masturbators and related products
lol

>>58063146
> save a bit of % up
I save 50% of my income and it's not enough... only receive $1300/year in dividends .
car insurance, car loan, and student debt clean out $1200/month

> inb4 don't own a car
I need it to get to work it's 55km away. Transit 1-way would be 1 hour 45 minute, and more expensive than paying for gas
> inb4 buy used car
my last car was used and I was spending $1000/month on car repairs
> inb4 move closer
cannot afford rent live with my parents
>inb4 get another job
tech market is abysmal no one is hiring
> inb4 career change
I'm applying to law school and mba because I just don't see a way out
> inb4 learn to trades
they all demand full-time apprentices and honestly I already make the average tradie salary, if not more

>>58063182
BYD got mentioned at GTC
Why would I bet on TSLosAr?

>>58063182
I think there's a decent chance that with the tooling to the Cyber completed, TSLA will pull a good profit again this q. But I keep hearing the car market is slowing overall.

>>58063153
>maybe you need to read more
Maybe? Maybe is just a baby who needs a little bit of love in order to say 'yes'. You shouldn't be so snide, it may help make you seem like less of a cunt.

>>58063197
Subaru was up 2.5% today

>>58063194
>I was spending $1000/month on car repairs
Unless you were doing it yourself, you were the guy paying for that mechanic's coke habit.
When your mechanic goes Bout It, get out, don't Doubt it.
He will break everything he can to get extra cash. A coke addicted mechanic will kill you to get an extra $400.

WHERE MY FUCKIN COSTCO ($COST) GUYS @????
>>58063194
CPC will win next year, and the west will boom. Move to Alberta, and make yourself cozy before everyone else moves.
>>58063224
Worked for a tow truck company for a bit, and the shady shit you learn is crazy. Turns out everyone is a junkie, chops and sells cars; and tons of married dudes get their cars towed for picking up undercovers.

>>58063224
my neighbour is a drunk mechanic, he used to repair his cars in the weekends at 3 a.m. he´s been somewhat quiet ever since i´ve beaten the shit out of him in his backyard. maybe violence is the solution for everything

how come jerking off 10 times a day is a meme in financial circles but every other type of endeavor speaks against jerking off, like combat sports for example

>>58063224
honestly man it was a rusting piece of shit 2004 Audi A4
maybe a toyota would have been more reliably, but after 22 years and 335,000 kilometres it's just the way they go

>>58063243
thanks for your optimism friend. another issue is suburbs are a death sentence for young people. you go to a local pub and it's all gen Xers or boomers .
whatever nothing to do but persevere I guess

>>58063249
In combat sports I guess the idea is sexual frustration preserves the fighting spirit whereas releasing said frustration weakens it. Whether or not this is actually true doesn't seem to have any studies. Say is the win rate of a boxer who has done two week no fap prior to the fight any better than the boxer who had sex just that morning.

>>58063249
Its because women are better at finance than men and jerking it ten times a day brings you closer to the state of a woman.

>>58063125
I'm not that anon but you're a gay retard for posting this shit, the average age of marriage for the first time is now about 34.

>>58063265
are you retarded or just extremely high?
>>58063249
because you touch yourself at night
>>58063247
might=right

>>58062949
ANNX

>>58062826
Those feelings are for females

>>58063285
tricking yourself into thinking you're a female is the end stage of anime

905 shares of $SOUN, average 5.20. I warned you, $15 by april. Closed at $8.88 up 7.77%

>>58062308
You're being too complex. I just take 12 trades way otm near earnings and throw it in there. Some are luck( PANW I 40x'd on for a cool 2k) and some are more nuanced (DELL I knew would do well because it's a not shit version of SMCI)

Right now I'm eyeing up MU puts

>>58062905

>>58063300
Is soun the next NVDA?

>>58063300
>$SOUN
>up 33.3% over 5 days
I regret making fun of the AI chads, last week...
>>58063308
>MU puts
Why puts?

>>58063182
It will go up, but not because Tesla or EVs are worth a fuck

>>58063292
I feel like zoomscum fall into that the worst
>>58062928
Goddamn did they make her bigger for the adaptation??

>picrel
alright I'm going in for about an hour before sleep
>>58063314
I have e2s1 SW. I dont even like that game

>>58063019
>>58063092
Whenever they're ready to invite me over to impregnate their women with my unvaxxed seed I'm ready.

>>58063270
it is actually 25.
>https://genderdata.worldbank.org/indicators/sp-dyn-smam/?groups=EAS&view=correlation
Keep being a sad sack and continue to not talk to woman and wonder why woman don't take interest in you.

>>58063300
I've been on every /smg/ thread and not once did you shill this ticker.
You sir are a fake and a fraud.

Kevin is shorting Arm and TSLA. Bros is he right?

>>58063335
1. AI related tech are stalling out
2. MU is hyped to hell and back and ran up 16% in a month
3. Approaching ATH. Could make for a nasty double top
4. FOMC could nuke it for a double wammy
5. Just upgraded to 120 with dogshit eps this year
80p weeklies are less than 50 bucks. Probably 20% at most you'll make anything. If you do you're looking at a 3 to 20 snipe though. It's bloated at 100b mcap

>>58063348
Bro no one fucking cares when people are getting married in India. You are such a little queer it's unbelievable, even by the low standards of 4chan shitposts.

>>58061982
That's pretty based. I don't fully agree but it's nice to see an interesting idea

>>58062994
Suddenly the current /smg isn't the worst?
We crash tomorrow don't we?

>>58061997
Upper Middle Class

>>58063358
SOUN was shilled last week ya fool

This is a very wild bubble. You know it’s going to end badly but you can't sit it out because of the gains and it feels like picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.

>>58063385
your attitude is why you aren't currently being loved by another human being who willingly touches your peepee.

Evergrande back on the menu boys

https://twitter.com/Barchart/status/1769940561602265252

>>58063344
True Americans do not need an invitation for sexual entry.

>>58063410
That's why I'm heavy cash and index funds. My gambling account is all short term trades.

I wanna buy the SNOW and PANW capitulation though

>>58063386
I think the point the excerpt fails to express is that by passively investing (or letting someone else do it for you and never taking control when you learn how), you are handing voting power away. Decisions in this country are made by money. When money sits or is under someone else's control, you are giving up power. That's why we live in a plutocracy

>>58061997
>3-4% rule
bro I make that in a week or a day even, that not even enough to catch up with inflation...

>>58063445
this is incorrect. You invest your money because of time value. The toaster today is not worth the same as brand new as it would be next year. Dollar loses value quicker and quicker. That is why you invest; not because of
>MY POWER
Knowledge is power

>>58063410
>there's nothing else to do

>>58063419
I'd love to live in a country where failed CEOs get executed

>>58063476

>>58063485
I'd love to live in a country where people who wanted to execute CEO's started their own businesses.

>>58061897
The conference was a disaster. The AI top is in.

>>58063490

>>58063490
and further more! That picture is exactly what is wrong with America right now. Instead of shaming the kid for having fun for not giving nignog his things. We should tell the crying kid to build a bridge and get over it and TALK to the kid and ASK if he would like to share; instead of assuming everyone is going to want to read your mind about what you want. Fuck that "theory of mind"; it is called empathy. Fucking reinventing the wheel for profits and virtue signaling.

>>58063476
I invest because the market was conceived to turn money into more money it’s quite literally money magic

>>58063532
All those words just to say niggers suck

>>58063572
I invest because it's the only way I have found to debunk my narcissism on a daily basis.

I check my phone, remind myself that I'm dumb as fuck, now I am ready for the day.

>>58063401
Never heard of it. Wish someone would have said something.

>>58063590
You have to appreciate Shakespeare even if all those words sums up
>and then he banged some hoe and died for it

>>58063594
I am telling you about MSOS/MSOX right now. I was saying it for the past month. 4/20 is going to be hilariously awful in the most unpredictable of ways

>$1.5 trillion asset manager Morgan Stanley warns US dollar and stocks are at risk

ruh roh raggy

the market and every participant in it, is irrational. sloppy.
I just try to provide liquidity
you call it random
how could I randomly walk all the way to the bank?
I just took that wasted capital and put it into one portfolio.
MINE
it made be faster, stronger, schizoier. what if that, was are fate?
to seek liquidity, to paint the chart forever..
to be one.
I will be
the one

KEK NVDA BAGGIES

Btw NIGGERS AND JEWS

Is buying a $1000 of spirit airlines every month a good strategy?

bAkInG

>>58063792
It's basically the airline from Soul Plane, anon. How'd that work out?

Alright. I am ready to buy braaaaapps. What tickers for natty gas?

>>58063019
>>58062887
my yukari fumo BETTER FUCKING COME before shit hits the fan. already a week of waiting.
>>58062915
we're the soviet union in the 80s, aren't we?
>>58062928
cute

>>58063914
I got my Kourindou Yukari last week she’s very cute

>>58063792
I like them

niggers for the word cloud

>>58064001
Barret did nothing wrong.

>>58061945
I was shocked when I saw one for the first time as well, they are called Asians and their eyes just look like that, it's normal for them

>>58063949
nice! mine came from a cancelled preorder (i think) so i just have to wait a bit longer.

What do I put $1,000 into so I can passively watch. I don't really care to make money I just want something entertaining or interesting

>>58061883
Where can I find the risk management pastebin?

>>58064035
NVDA or SOXL

>>58064042
I made a backup after pastebin started nuking pastes for dumb reasons. https://files.catbox.moe/9ri2g7.txt

>>58064035
UUUU is pretty wacky day to day

>>58064035
I put my extra money in a stock for an industry i work in that made a good product. It forced me also to stay up to date on product development. Its tech related so maybe if you want Nvidia to get a front row seat of AI changing the world or becoming other tech fad like virtual reality or whatever

>>58064064
Thanks

any anons do cash secured puts regularly? can you play earnings reliably this way?

>>58064042
>risk management
lmao look at this pussy

Zoomettes owe me sex.

>>58063906
Put half your position in BOIL, allocate the other half to KOLD.

>tfw missed out on my one and only hope of escaping the rat race by not throwing my entire life saving and margin on Nvidia call options
There will never be a chance like this for me again. I even knew Nvidia was a great prive at that time but I didn't listen to my gut.

>>58064188
Don't worry, there's a whole generation of N-video baggies that are about to be born.

i am tired and cant sleep so i tried drawing lines for it for fun on ai dashcams, and then i drew a realistic line in between the other lines

it's telling me it won't hit past $1 by end of year bro im sorry for shilling this shitty pennyscam
i really wanted it to be a 10-bagger but it really was a leaf pennyscam this whole time

>>58064188
SLV call options. Check the spreads on anything between July and January expiration and you'll see why. Buy some in-the-money July calls during the dip on Wednesday with the FOMC meeting. You're going to sell them the following week or two if gold goes to $2200+ and drags silver with it, otherwise hold on to them, because gold will be going to at least $2350-$2450 by July. If gold drops lower after this week into a DCL, buy more SLV January LEAPS. Silver should tag $36 this year at least, if not higher. Already at $28.50 in the Chink market. With Japs ending negative interest, DXY is doomed. Trade PM stocks. Between now and July is an ICL uptrend. Then we will get a few months of ICL downtrend. Should resume uptrend in October/November (maybe right after the US election). Trade the waves.

I think Peter Lynch is a cringeworthy faggot for inventing the term "10-bagger" and I won't change my mind.

>>58064252
Your heart was in the right place. I hope you get the 10 bagger.

>>58064042
Here -> >>58062777

banking

hes lying

>>58064270
>>58064270
>>58064270

>>58064035
QBTS is nice and volatile.

>>58061897
Just sell that shit. How much higher do you expect it to go? If it continues like that, nvidia becomes the biggest company in the world by market cap, do you think it deserves that over apple, microsoft, google etc? Its retarded and overbought, even worse is that its just a AI hype bubble. In a year the AI hype thing will have died down, and developers will go back to masturbating to cute anime pictures until the next AI hype wave comes on.
>but muh bullflag
Yea theres always a bullflag or some new thing, just ask yourself, how much potential does this stock have to go higher vs how much potential does it have to go lower? Id sell 80% of my nvidia shares if i had any.

>>58064062
NVDA. SOXL has a bunch of shitstocks. Why would you want to underperform NVDA?

HIMS chads im hard as fuck lets get this money, $20 incoming

>>58063532
>>58063507
you are really dumb and bad at forming arguments. You get angry about things in your own life and project and transfer them to people online. You also just pull non-sequiturs out of no where