/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5801906
>"You mean to tell me if I put you in Bitcoin at 24 cents and took you out at 17 grand, if I put you in Ether at less than a cent and took you out at 800 dollars you wouldn't be saying to me 'hey anon, pick me up 2 million shares of DOGE on the spot!'"

bump

could literally make our own coins and shill them back

no one here is smart enough to make their own crypto

>>5801906
>tfw you realize that in the 21th century, shilling is done on the internet and not over the phone
>tfw you realize pajeets are the new wolf of wall street

>>5801906
Weren't they selling stocks, manipulating the prices on insider information, and then dumping them? That sounds about right for crypto.

>>5801906
but anon, this is literally what crypto is right now

>>5802328
I- I made my own crypto, anon...

>>5801948
>TFW you would memorize the sales pitch word for word in Wolf of Wall St. so that you can use it in your irl sales pitch.

I just realised that every second user here is just another Belfort shilling me his coin and I've been falling for it.

Still 500% up so can't complain.

>>5802411
>+4 pajeets and +4 chinkeedus per americunt
>we still create 25% of GWP
fuck pajeets, we still own the world

>usa op, plz nerf
the nerf is coming, I hope I don't see it in our lifetime

>>5801906
>>5802411

>2018 version

The Pajeet of Shitting street.

Now there's a movie id watch!

>>5802411
kek