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>arguing with coworker
>accidentally call him a boomer
>"Boomer? I was born in the 80s, retard"
>try to ignore it and continue arguing
>boss stops me and wants me to explain why I called him a boomer
>try to explain I don't mean he's a literal boomer but "he's a boomer mentally"
>boomer: "Well you're a retard mentally"
>everyone laughs at me, even the Chief Diversity Officer
How does /biz/ handle office politics?

>> No.58023115
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>>58023043
>How does /biz/ handle office politics?
I politically bang your mom's orifice in my office you retarded zoomer

>> No.58023132

>>58023043
>How does /biz/ handle office politics?
I say the N word

>> No.58023156

>>58023043
i remember this green. can someone get some new stories

>> No.58023163
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>>58023043
>office
I wageslave

>> No.58023186

Racial slurs are your friend in a corporate environment

>> No.58023189

I'm your coworker, you're gay and awful at your job. Go away you gay and awful piece of shit.

>> No.58023201

Also fuck you

>> No.58023226

>>58023043
Say, "have fun replacing me faggot" Then go outside with a bag of sugar and pour it in every single persons gas tank there.

>> No.58023234
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By being the guy who is extremely competent at my job that no one wants to fuck with me.

>> No.58023241

>>58023043
nobody uses boomer by its actual definition and a boomer wouldn't know that anyway, its meaning has been flanderized to "man over 30 y/o"

>> No.58023268

>boomer: "Well you're a retard mentally"
holy fucking based

>> No.58023346

>>58023241
>nobody uses boomer by its actual definition
I do.
t. GenX

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>>58023043
>How does /biz/ handle office politics?
don't feel like a retard with no social skills, try playing something online like wow or blocklords and you will stop having such pitiful interactions.

>> No.58023360

>>58023043
Dont argue with people if you have shit tier banter, retard. Enjoy being known as the annoying fag in the office until you quit (or get fired for being an annoying fag)

>> No.58023704

>>58023346
>t. boomer

>> No.58023750

>>58023043
pwned

>> No.58023766

I generally did well when I was above it all, until my bosses drove me mad. Then I was demoted to work under the stupidest manager ever and I lost it again.

Burned out and retired. Fuck it. Thank god for bitcoin.

>> No.58023770

>>58023043

I just ignore all of my coworkers and fuck a chubby blasian chick I met on the weekends.

>> No.58023774

>>58023043
Roll with the punches. Cash your paychecks. Be less involved, don't argue. Let your work speak for itself.

>> No.58024096

>>58023704
>t. zoomer