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What's his next move?

>> No.58020486

>>58020416
VALIDATORS WONT SELL IN AN OUTAGE!

>> No.58020618

Bending over UwU

>> No.58020652
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>>58020416
>You my friend, would be da bell uv da ball

>> No.58020685
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sodomy

>> No.58020726
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>>58020416
some honest work for once in his life

>> No.58020727

>>58020416
Reverse cowgirl

>> No.58020749

>>58020652
Kek prison mike

>> No.58020781
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>>58020416
>tfw you realize you getting sacrificed was the real effective altruism
Am I the only one who kinda feels sorry for him?

>> No.58020810

>>58020416
10 season prison break show with each episode building up to sucking a cock which, each in their own contrived circumstances, takes him one small step closing to breaking out

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>>58020416
Passed out face down. Can we get a betting line on how long he goes before prolapse?

>> No.58020855

The ash tray with the rest of his kind

>> No.58020863

>>58020416
lubing up (again)

>> No.58020884

ratting

>> No.58020921

I watched The Shotcaller and the prison system is fucked up. The protagonist is a stock brocker from Pasadena, basically like my boy Bankman, and ends up in a prison full of Toads, Woods and Esses.

>> No.58021346

What did he do to get jews to turn on him?

>> No.58022067
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>>58021346
He fucked with the wrong money. He was supposed to be running a laundry.

>> No.58022093

>>58020781
>be a psychopathic fraud who built a ponzi scheme
>LARP like you are doing it out of benevolence
>goyim fall for it
>get punished when it turns out you weren't even competent enough to run a ponzi
why would anybody feel bad for him? He's a low IQ version of Madoff

>> No.58022103

>>58022067
always found this line up weird as fuck.

>> No.58022125

>>58022103
>bunch of jews and an establishment evangelical good goy
what's weird about it?

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>>58022103
>>58022125

>> No.58022256

>>58020416

I heard he only eat bread because prison doesn't give him vegan food. He's going to die of malnutrition

>> No.58022268

>>58020416
>that logo
When you're living in it, you find it hard to believe these signs are in your face, only in retrospect does the depth of the rabbit hole become apparent

>> No.58022286

>>58022268
cannot unsee

>> No.58022375

Funny I met the guy once for like 10 minutes at a random meeting at the start of 2018, one of my friend's cousin cofounded Alameda and she introduced me to him like as if he was some prodigy.

I didn't give a fuck about Alameda or Effective Altruism at the time, but thought he was the one of the spergiest people I've ever met.

He was nice, but man I thought that he made my own spergy social skills look like I was James Bond or some shit in comparison. Kind of sad though -- he was nice but a deeply weird dude.

>> No.58022389

>>58022268
Was it not something related to paedophilia?

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>>58022256

>> No.58022510

>>58020416
Probably suicide honestly

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>>58022510
>SBF didn't kill himself.

>> No.58022832

>>58022196
It's feels like, we just never stood a chance at competing. I don't need my group or w/e to dominate other groups. And I get that some people are just smarter than others. I just want an equal shot at the pie. And if I make it, I'm not going to find all my Catholic brothers and sisters and give them jobs. That's just weird.

>> No.58022878

>>58022389
Yes. Time is a flat circle. True Detective is a documentary (Stargate too)

>> No.58023026

>>58020416
In an alternate timeline he would've succeeded in making FUSD in time and ruled the world unironically

>> No.58023050

>>58020416
anal pleasure

>> No.58023069

>>58022832
buddy I'm an autist who watches vtubers, and even there you'll find secret cabals of people who bot views, upvote each other, pool money, and work together just so they can destroy streamers they don't like or monopolize their favorite streamer's attention. no matter where
you go this behavior seems inescapable

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he's safer in prison

>> No.58023089

>>58020416
Imagine getting life in prison and the only love you ever knew came from an ugly gobling woman that in the end snitched you even harder.

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>>58023085
Facts.

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>>58023089
Oh, he'll get plenty of love in prison.

>> No.58023505

>>58022103
>>58022125
Lineup makes perfect sense

>> No.58024283

>>58022067
The dream team of the oven.

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>>58020416
dunno who tf this retard white Sr Pelo is, but imma keep my dextool coins away from him
looks like a sexual predator mixed with a serial killer and the male equivalent of a wallmart parking lot karen

>> No.58025935

>>58020781
>unironically playing league of lesbians
I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest

>> No.58026002

>>58020416
He's planning his redemption. It might not happen for many years, but it'll happen eventually and he's already scheming about it.

>> No.58026140

>>58020416
Learning suction and how to cup the balls.

>> No.58026150

>>58023436
She honestly looks like a grandmother.

>> No.58026268

>>58020416
transitioning

>> No.58026922

Seems like he's going to be bailed by the republican party

>> No.58027025

>>58020416
Even from jail he is telling guards to buy SOL, he is literally pumping my bags from behind bars