/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58015887
QQQ is being redeemed

i think we’re pumping, BUY RIGHT NOW

>>58015887
I love those slim bodies

>>58015887
>no loli
we dumpin

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

You are not prepared for what comes next

chuds won

Oh it's St Patrick day, that explains the skins in Fortnite

new paradigm!!!!

>>58015917
Me too

what is the catalyst behind boeing pumping while the entire market tanks... this seems jewish

WE'RE BEING QUAD WITCHED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't worry bros I just bought some fresh puts, prepare for the gigapump

Jesus fucking Christ I'm losing so much money

AI hugmachines

>nvdia went from an industrial chip maker to getting 90% of its income from data centers
How often does a company just swap sectors like that?

>>58015932
>WITCHED
witches are chuds compared to MARKET WIZARDS

hey k*ke shill trying to get anons to join the army, pump it right now

Its unironically over if spy goes lower

>>58015887
>almost lost 20 grand on adobe calls
>Adobe lotto puts save my port
Alright boys that was a sign to keep gambling.

I'm thinking tsm leaps and hood calls

SQQQ and GDX, simple as

>>58015956
well it could be argued that they switched from selling chips to renting them which is more profitable while theres tenant demand

>>58015956
Nvda other sectors looks boring.

>>58015921
this is a healthy bottoming process.

>>58015956
not super uncommon. look at amazon

>>58015961
https://youtu.be/GG97BpxSh04?t=118

Next fed meeting when? I know they're not going to raise or lower, it's just fun watching Powell dance around the issue.

>>58015983
>bottoming process
I think that was the bottom

>AMD fighting back up
Maybe there's hope

OIL and NATGAS

Valiant effort Mumu, But Bears have the momentum now

>>58015994
I didn't sell my 5/17 $210 calls when it was over $220 so I really hope so.

Just bought another 1k worth of SOXQ. How'd I do anons?

Just thought of the Minimum Reserve problem. BASEL III for the US. The EU has a similar issue.
ECB wanted to raise reserves to 2% from 1% to curb inflation etc. Now they dumped this for the moment (even though they want to cut), which is why EU banks are pumping.

Now, the main argument is lending. Banks wouldn't lend as much because of higher reserves. Now, what the fuck is that? It's like banks holding the ECB hostage. The ECB or also the Fed are creating the fuckin money, flooding the banks with it. And they can't increase reserves for safety cause those banks will not lend the money they provide? Great system

Using leverage is for retards. Day trading is also for retards.

I'm so sleepy, I wanna go back to bed but I gotta keep checking the charts in case something happens and I need to sell

Cast your Sluping into the fire Mumu and join me to beat Mr Crabs.
You haven't seen true cheapies yet.

im not even down today. helps to have a diverse ‘folio, and GE keeps gigapumping

the fuck is "data centers" that is such a broad term that could mean anything. they could be curating and selling people's data for all we know

>>58016017
if you dont know how to trade just say that

>NVDA double topped
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS

>>58015983
>>58016036
I warned you to get out

I bought more silver (physical). stocks just don't look good today.

>>58016029
>he said the answer
>still doesn’t know

Lmao

Death of Babylon incoming.

>>58016040
I got out at 850. Thanks Bobo. Slowly been moving the profits into VOO and SOXQ.

Why didn't I beware the ides of March?

>>58015734
Musk is so retarded. Dumb fuck thinks demonstrating that a glass can't be broken is a good selling point, he'd make the whole thing impervious to a circular saw if he could. Retards who buy this stupid fuck's death traps deserve their fate.

the fun/pain starts

>NVDA close green today
>gigadump after hours
>1k by Thursday
I saw it in my dreams

>>58015734
the glowniggers are doing intricate attacks

>>58016046
i want to buy physical gold and silver but im afraid of being jewed when i sell it years from now

>>58016056
the options expire today right?
>please mind you are talking to someone buys stock and sells it for more than he paid for it
That means people can sell the options today or exercise them tonight at close
So any jew physics to sell acquired profits would need to happen aftermarket or monday morning right?

>>58016016
>anon learns that reserves aren't lendable to entities without central bank accounts

Time for the big crash or is it still early?

Bought TSM 190c 1/25 based on this

IT'S LITERALLY OVER, LIQUIDATE ALL YOUR CASH INTO GOLD BEFORE IT TOO CATCHES ON FIRE

>>58016014
Retardedly?

>>58016086
it could have been beijing
She was allegedly an evrergrand girl and is00n leaks have me paranoid that Xi can disrupt NA comms anytime he wants, scamble air, and put a maritime blockade around TSMC island whenevers he wants.

>>58015891
linking in case Hawaii anon didnt see it. you are a bro

>>58016089
sell? I just buy.

>>58016127
Looks like the Fed's money printer caught fire because it was running too quickly. They really need to invest in a better coolant system.

>>58016098
Under normal circumstances stances yes, there's many other extraneous factors.

All in SPXS or SPXU?

>>58016089
It's not worth it - high premiums vs spot price on buy AND sell.

>>58016130
I mean... I already made a 10 dollar profit from buying at 37.25 this morning. Feel like this is a good entry point. Might buy more if it goes below 37.

shut up?

>>58016127
Why does Washington look like Russia except for the extremly romanlarp obelisk?

im already thinking about the beer battered fish fry with extra tarter sauce that im going to get tonight. dont think i want to short here so im probably done trading for the day. good luck rest of the day frens. dont get heemed by the quad witch

Just bought 100 AMDS shares this shit is so funny

>mfw AEVA and U4 are still green

>>58016127
It means they chose a new priest

Opened a short on NFLX

hey guys my NVDA stocks are looking p good rn

Guys...I did it again

>>58016211
Sell calls then you can collect

>>58016179
I just want to point out that a lot of DC's architecture was inspired by architects who were inspired by my favorite architect-- and my hometown pride man, Palladio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Palladio
read about his distinguished arch designs. the things I like most about DC are not attributable to him though. I like DC because of its wide-sidewalks, every building being about the same hight, and how the pedestrian crossing hold at crosswalks is longer than most cities. It is a very walkable city.

>>58015978
This isn’t sustainable. How long can we milk AI

When DEI initiatives put Indians in charge of finance, expect ruggings

>>58015887
I love you douki poster

URANIUM

>>58016253

>>58016255
I think this week was a shakeout + FYE desu
The amount of suicide posts I saw on other forums was wild

>>58016274
Thanks for reminding me to go read all the crying bear posts on stocktwits

you guys are loading up on NVDA before GTC next week, right? you know jenny huang is gonna drop something major and it will pump bigly off hype. buy the dip, sell the news.

>mcdonalds is dying
the good guys are winning

>>58016183
>local Chinese resteraubt
Can't wait for chicken and broccoli

>>58016287
>mcdonalds is dying

its already dead its wcdonalds now

I'm about to buy $100,000 of SPY
I'm convinced the market will never go down again, after all the circumstances we've seen the market continues going up.

>>58016297
They hit it with the Wumbo?

>>58016089
just do private sales, it can take longer, but you also get premium back.

>>58016305
bogleheads are right its literally that easy

>>58016260
I have adusted the diamond.
sigh

>>58016285
nobody listens
new paradigm

>>58016305
Why not VT?

>>58016319
Japan only just back to its ATH which was 30 yrs ago

AMD butting up against R4 on the cams here. Prob get a pullback to the 9EMA. If it pushes through R4 that's extremely bullish.

>>58016285
Indirectly. I bought soxl during its end of the day dip yesterday (@43.46). I thought I fucked up bigly for a bit this morning, but looking forward to the pump on monday.

>when bobos appeared i sold my puts

lmao the only thing im green on is OIS i dont even know why i bought this, just saw it in an index

>>58015887
Small caps matter!

i dont get why AMD is doing this
i dont get the paradigm
so im buying mcdonalds and SAIC

i am tard

>>58016305
I'm getting this vibe too that it's going to rebound into a rocket-boner. For no other reason other than lol meme markets

>>58015956
Buddy look at GE Computer.

>>58016257
did you say uranium?

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>President Joe Biden and Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo plan to unveil next week in Arizona a multi-billion-dollar award for Intel (INTC), opens new tab to expand its chip production in the United States, two people familiar with the matter said on Thursday.

>>58016274
This right now is the fakeout, obvs bull trap. Pajeets on WS finna dooooomp

>>58016372
I should have bought more yesterday. Still have 120k in cash. Just going to keep buying some every week.

>>58015877
no way, five dollars to go

NXE is doin a little somethig

I just learned SPDR Dow Jones Industrial Average ETF (ticker DIA) pays monthly divvies. kind of neat

LUNR actually going lunar

my nuts are in my chest.

Next week on /smg/

>>58016413
ya most of the indexes do

>>58016413
Too bad NYCB stopped selling divvies.
It seems like the sentiment is that any bank that doesnt pay divvies or/ and is less than 10$ a share is considered to be shit.

>>58016438
whats pepe so nervous about?

>>58016438
LAAC on Thu too

>>58016438
>MU

>>58016397
Doesn't really matter in the long run desu. This is leaps buying season. Worst case shit goes down and you just buy more.

All ones worth a value play are already bottoming near October lows.

>>58016089
Buy private, sell private. Or buy wholesale, sell private. Either way try to position yourself to make a profit out of the gate. There's a tranny jew that hangs out on the board who fuds about premiums, but if a coin shop can make an immediate profit, so can you.

>>58016438
I’m curious about chewy, general mills, academy, and ollie. I’m assuming all the WOOF business has gone to CHWY as consumers start to tighten their spending habits

>>58016457
>he doesn't know

>>58016457
Fed interest rate decision.

>>58016355
Checked

>>58016453
>selling divvies
where can I buy divvies from then?

>>58016438
>Mostly China stuff with FedEx to scream bloody murder on Thursday
Nice little red week on tap?

>>58016438
My neighbor does business with Chewy.

>>58016471
you don't understand the pet industry, at least in america. people don't ever cut back on pet spending even in a recession or inflationary environment. the sad sacks who treat their pets as their actual children never stop, they sacrifice everything else first before cheaping out on dogfood and stopping buying treatos for their heckin' goodboy. pet stores are recession-proof.

>>58016438
shorting FedEx. they haven't been on time once this year for me.

>>58016462
>>58016438
Repost:

>Citi raises Micron from 95$ to 150$
>expects loss of 0,26$ per share
>5,33 billion revenue (less than even in 2017-2018) for Q2
>6 billion revenue, +0,26$ EPS for Q3 expected

>>58016475
Rolling for no change into emergency meeting + hike decision.

>>58016438
here's my ticket for next week.

>>58016500
I’m literally a veterinarian in America you giga fucking retarded.

I hope the Fed will exclude cocoa from the PPI.

>>58016438
Thanks for reminding me to grab some chewy.

>>58016485
you can buy some divvys from JEPI. You may want to buy it in an account that doesnt get taxed the same as a margin account.

>>58016517
thank u for ur service

>>58016517
and that qualifies you to understand business how? pet stores print they always have and always will, anyone in CRE will tell you pet stores are the best tenants because pet owners will always spend regardless of their financial situation

>>58016517
>>58016526
KEK!

>>58016517
did your wife let you buy calls?

Copperchads wtf

>>58015887

I can't breed and I must PLAP.

>An ultra-high-net-worth individual (UHNWI) holds at least US$30 million in investable assets (adjusted for inflation). At last count, there were 211,275 UHNW individuals in the world, with a total combined net worth of US$29.7 trillion.

>>58016372
Uranium?!

>>58016463
How do you properly buy leaps for a value play though? With growth stocks it's easy to make money by just following the trend and relying on tard-strength pumps when the current memes are hyped. Value stocks, they move a lot slower and I don't trust myself to set the right strike price or whatever. I do want to slurp but I'm scared of getting burned from greed if I buy leaps over shares.
>>58016525
IDK, I bought 40K of JEPI almost a year ago and kind of regret it. Performance just didn't match the opportunity cost. I know it's literally intended as a safe option, but hindsight makes me wish I'd been braver

>>58016517
based

I slurped a little BOIL earlier.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID SHIT WHY ARE NIGGERS SO AFTAID OF GRTTING NVDA OVER 900 AGAIN

>>58016546
Okay then go invest in WOOF :)

>>58016549
No she made me get a tattoo on my forehead that says “DO NOT ENABLE OPTIONS ON THE BROKERAGE ACCOUNT”

>>58016557
Did you know about 1 in 20 Americans are millionaires?

Gonna need to read/update myself on cocoa and look for shorting opportunity. This is insane. The prices more than trippled. The production can't be THAT low.

Reminder that consumers LOVE higher prices. In their mind higher prices means higher quality. Higher quality means higher sales. Higher sales means higher prices means higher quality means higher sales.

The market knows that the consumer knows that the market knows that this is the strongest economy in US history and the S&P is going over 9000

>>58016604
Thats a meme. Its just a bunch of old boomers with homes that are now worth a lot of money plus a 401k. There are not nearly that many americans with +1mil in investable assets

>>58016608
>Here's a market I know nothing about.
>The price can't go up THAT much!

0,0027% of the world's population has a liquidity above $30m

>>58016610

>>58016600
Maybe talk to her about discretionary monthly spending and apportioning an acceptable sum to an alt account that you otherwise spend on selfish discretionary purchases. Then you can have money on the line when you are dicking around with your friends online.

>>58016620
I said
>update
You retard. I know which are the main producing countries with the region, I know how much they produce. I know of the diseases etc, pollen disease and what not. But I don't know the extend of the damages.

>>58016626
>I don't understand how commas and periods work

>almost blew up my port on ADBE today
>literally saved by lotto puts I bought 5 mins before close
>bought TSM and INTC LEAPS
Am I retarded?

>>58016638
LISN will initiate an offering of 1 share and use the proceeds to double cocoa prices from here. Their product quality WILL be defended.

>>58016643
Literally irrelevant as it is not uniform on the world.

>>58016643
it's the european way

I just bought
I'll keep buying
I'm never going to stop buying
You will never convince me to sell, ever

what do we think of NKLA?

Holy shit Rheinmetall.

>>58016656
You could have pretended to just be ignorant about how commas work instead of outing yourself as a Europoor, which is much worse. Sad, really

>>58015887
>>58015891
Thanks, but not financial advice

>>58016563
Jepq is clearly superior

>>58016670
Do not bully the Europoors, they have it tough.

Except for those fucking 10x ETFs they get to buy. That shit's rigged.

>>58016670
I intentionally did that. What are you? Are you going to tell me you are a white american? What will you do when I tell you americans aren't white. Will you then tell me that you are of german or british "stock"? Maybe even post me your 23andme? Mutt

>>58016682
that escalated quickly

>LUNR
>LUNR
>LUNR
>LUNR

>>58016692

>>58016632
The thing is, my income is already so high that I’m firmly lodged into the upper middle class. I will retire with 10+ mil and a nice ranch no matter what. I only stand to lose with gambling. Even if I beat the market, i could also do that by simply bag holding. Too much to loose and not much to gain

Huh I guess that $5tn opex actually wasn't as catastrophically bearish as all the faggots in here yesterday were saying. What a shocker.

Nvidia's 2024 GTC AI conference on Monday, March 18
Thoughts?

I got made fun of for shorting AAPL yesterday, you know who you are, apologize

>tfw 100k away from $1m

>>58016702
dreams of only one ranch. pathetic.
comfort is the enemy.

>>58016551
Heh. My Lundin Mining is doing lil something alright. Not the world's best gains but 100% by holding for two years is good enough for me.
Citi is bullish. They stated that they are long to 9500 levels. Industry is coming back on and Chinese smelters reducing supply. Nice

>>58016707
it's just a pause. bull run resumes Monday.

>>58016714
>tfw 990k away from $1m

>>58016711
Unironically the thing that's going to push it to $1000+

>>58016711
meh

How low is ADBE going bros? I don't wanna close my puts just yet

>>58016692
>lunr, mmm making my portfolio green today
it's ides of march, revenge of the bagholders edition. or opposite day or something.

I've been buying and selling stocks for 3 years and just now, this morning, I finally made profit after being in the hole the entire time. I hate the stock market.

Short $MSFT quick-fast

>>58015069
They probably only take €, but you may be able to convince them to take your $.

>>58016750
imagine not being part of the first private company to land a ship on the moon

>>58016711
hope the nvidia bullrush helps my other tech stock

>>58016719
Owning more than you can manage by your own two hands is intrinsicly cucked. Gonna pay farm hands? Might as well have a mexican fuck your wife too. Either you take pride in ownership and pleasure in maintenance, or ur a cuck

>>58016758
can you give me a prompt for pepeGPT? tired of having to convince the thing that im not violating copyright

good morning everyone
what should i do with my cash on this clearly transition friday in which next week we resume the pump, sell me your gayest play for next week

>>58016757
literally everything has gone up in 3 years, why did you sell anything?

>>58016711
Prime Bobo gaping season

>>58016794
buy TBT for booming economy.

>>58016775
>tired of having to convince the thing that I'm not violating copyright

Ahaha, this implies that the thing is trained on copyrighted works, otherwise it shouldn't complain about copyright. (Anybody obviously should train these models on copyrighted material)

>Bought the realty income dip yesterday
>now going to enjoy dividends for the next 30 years

feels good man

Is today the beginning... or just a dip?

>>58016758
Skaven? On MY /smg/? Go invest in warpstone futures
>>58016834
When you learn to love DCAing, every day is the beginning.
*Lovingly caresses your hair and smooches the tip of your nose*

damn, a bit more and cocoa long will cover all my dumped tech position

>>58016800
Cus I'm retarded

>>58016820
generally speaking its not violating copyright, while google turned its AI into a basedboy openAI did even worse, training it on copyrighted material but then adding this artificial bs to cover their ass

its not illegal to look at a painting and draw it from memory, the AI is doing the same thing essentially, just because it's way better than humans at it doesn't make it illegal

basedboys "artistes" are teaming up with big copyright to try and stop AI but the law is clear, and to change it would be admitting AI is superior to humans

>>58016853
reaching critical heights, but don't expect a dump.

>>58016775
have you tried telling it you're not violating copyright?

>>58016883
or maybe back to R1 for the weekend.

>>58016257
wes back in da game, bois
>>58016355
indeed

>>58016775
try spelling words wrong
try sending it a picture with the prompt of the ip
instead of say, sending a picture of a pokemon and saying make this pokemon + prompt
I will send a picture and in the prompt mislabel it, call it a kopemon, and give thumb's down feedback 'it refused when it shouldn't have' if the image genned doesnt look like it. then hit retry.
what tends to help the most is sending a picture of the ip with the prompt AND using a custom gpt built with mislabled data to circumvent it

picrel is a first shot to get a space marine pokemon trainer with Metagross. I will now tune the pic with human reinforcement learning.
>Legends of Pepe and The Iron Reckoning spread throughout the Imperium, inspiring soldiers and instilling fear in the hearts of heretics and daemons alike. They became not just warriors, but symbols of the unyielding fight against corruption and decay, a testament to the power of will and the unbreakable bond between a space marine and his captured monster.

>>58016459
oh no

what did jensen mean with this

>>58016551
>>58016722
NGEx Niggas...

>>58016770
only own what you can hold? carry my land for me and maintain it taxoid.

>>58016711
to the moon with rxrx and SOUN

>>58016944
I aint doing shit for you cringecel.

I've seen this before.
There's going to be a "snap back" on Monday to SPX ~5175pts.
Literally outta nowhere.

US NY Fed GDP Nowcast Q1: 1.78% (prev 2.14%)

Slightly lower consumer sentiment and slightly higher unemployment is exactly what the Fed said they need to see in order to cut rates. Shorting here is the dumbest move of the last four years.

>>58017007
there clearly is a need for more war.

>>58017015
nvm inflation

how do I check if my bank actually has my money? I'm getting nervous with these banks.

>>58017028
call the number on the back of your card and ask

>>58017028
>bank actually having money
lol
lmao even

>>58017028
well you take it out and put it back in again.

>>58017028
You were supposed to do your bank run yesterday.

>>58017028
kek

Cocoa: Dump or pump in 3 min. Call it

>>58017028
i love invader zim

>>58017015
>Slightly lower consumer sentiment.. is exactly what the Fed said they need to se
Source

>>58017028
They don't

>>58017015
we're going to open hard red on monday just to assrape anyone who was leveraged on the mega bull train, you are right but this is "sniper season" and they want to rape you out of your bull positions so you have to buy in again

The Lunchtime Lurch

>>58017028

>>58017027
Inflation has objectively come down significantly and the Fed has reiterated that they don't need to see inflation at exactly 2% to ease policy. Some economists even think that we could have "no landing" and ~3% inflation could become the new goal.

>>58017090
>Source
If you don't know that the Fed has been looking for generally weaker consumer sentiment you haven't been paying attention

Lots of cyberattacks today (and last 10 weeks)
https://downdetector.com
I'll be shorting whichever company fucks up noxt after mgdonalds
anyone know a database to check which cybersec companies are having the most failures?

I thought you guys would be freaking out over the insignificant correction but I was wrong looks like the newblood are learning

>>58017028
Also please cut it out with the antisemitic comments ok?

>>58017125
He might have said less spending etc, but consumer sentiment sounds like "consumer confidence/consumer happiness".

>>58017127
Maybe they are using AI now for cyberattacks. Endless attacks

>>58017151
He off hand said the market is overly exuberant but I'm not sure how that relates to whether or not rates get cut. Seems more like warning people it's not going to happen so calm down

>>58017005
Shut up Skips

>>58017127
No, but I bet you could do just fine scanning the price action of all the tickers in HACK: https://etfdb.com/etf/HACK/#holdings

>>58017028
if u walk into a bank with like $50k they have to shut the place down because they have never seen actual money before and have to call their supervisors to find out what they do next this is a real thing and its the easiest way to prove its all a clown show
verification not required

>>58017130
I went out and had a little bit of chicken fried for lunch. Financially speaking it was an excellent decision.

Also Sweet Baby Ray's Nashville Hot is delicious.

>>58017186
They actually shut it down, so you can't leave cause they think you stole it from somewhere and call the police on you because you are not allowed to have this much money outside of banks and question if you got it by legitimate means. But you might still be able to get it into your account. But not out.

>>58017186
kek

>>58017214
more kek

>>58017130
>correction
NVDA YTD 80%. it is a pullback right now.

>>58015904
Then buy more. Or do you think technology is over and done for.

>>58017130
keep the euphoria up so that I may receive my exit liquidity goy

>>58016766
we literally own the moon now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_doctrine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI

>>58017214
>he has HOW MUCH outside of our system? OY VEY

>>58016511
Checked

>>58017243
>he thinks we actually went to the moon

>>58016438
Fedex has been awful lately, my company uses them for all packages and etc. Late packages, ripped packages, and so on. Main wearhouse in memphis experienced a bad freeze up a month or two ago that resulted in a week late of boxes

>>58016551
Bullish asf with TGB
Going to $2.33

>>58017156
Are you in the industry? The people I know in it have been mia from crunch.

>>58017130
top signal

Lmao who the fuck is even selling SPY right now, of all fucking things? What the fuck is someone thinking while hitting that sell button??? "Oh fuck it's all over now!" Why? What information would possibly convince someone of that?

i'm thinking this is the play fr fr

>>58017313
Reddit

Bros I still can't believe the iv spike on ADBE this morning saved my account holy shit.

My wife has no idea I came this close to blowing 20 grand on a pdf company

>>58015887
If I work for IT at w company (major publicly listed company). And I know that company is suffering from a ransomware attack, would it be insider trading to short the shares ahead of time? What about selling that information on /biz/?

>>58017313
they are selling it to me
i slurp and slurp
i just cant stop slooooooooooooooooooorpin

>>58017313
>what is an ETF

>>58017318
I got tsm leaps this morning. I have always been lucky as proven by this morning. You're in good hands anon

>>58017331
nobody will care unless you make millions off of it

>>58017321
And the volume is utter dogshit. That fact coupled with the fact that opex didn't send everything into a red spiral makes me feel like next week is going to rip bears apart.

>>58017339
BASED BASED BASED

>>58017331
Maybe, but nobody's going to give a shit about your 10 puts.

>>58017347
If I don't make butt loads of dough off of this why would I bother?

>>58017331
unless you know it's a big attack I wouldn't risk it
this happens all the time

>>58017331
Yes but no one cares.

My dad used to be a director of a major communications company. I wasn't allowed to buy stock in basically the entire sector until he retired because the entire canadian telecom industry is strangled.

>>58016125
What website/tool?

>>58017331
Spill it bro

Bought some more O.

>>58017382
R to the edd to the it

No seriously there's a guy on there who posts really good option chain analysis for what is worth it and what is stinky thetagang garbage

>>58017276
No, I have no clue what I'm talking about. This is why I explicitly used the word AI.

>>58017331
definitely insider trading

what company is it, just so i can make sure nobody else breaks the rules?

>>58016360
bought puts. 160 here we goooo

>>58017313
Oh no....

>>58017408
brb buying tsm puts

>>58017331
Does anyone even care about ransomware attacks? They happen so frequently now and usually they just give the hackers what they want and invest some more in cybersecurity.

>SHOT
>SHOT
>SHOT
>SHOT
>SHOT

uhh sp500bros???
it only goes up

>>58016438
>Chewy
Cat Moms, we eatin good.

>>58017419
i'll join you soon. this nigger is taking so long to roll over

>>58017331
send it as a tip to bloomberg signal
post it
youve done your due dili to make it public then right? its no longer insider

>>58017408
Thanks anon, I'll have a look

>>58017015
Rates are not going down for the next 10 years. They are still relatively low historically speaking .Free money is over, buddy

>/smg/ is shorting
never felt better being long desu

PPT.exe loading up

>>58017331
give hint

>>58017445
also oracle, looking good so far.

>>58017331
spill the beans, nobody is able to verify whether you're lying or not

>>58017462
>Free money is over
Lol the printers never stopped. They just came up with a dozen new names for it. Wake up.

>>58017483
looking good?

>>58017464
im literally slurping rn

Anyone else expecting mad NVDA and effectively semi fuckery at 3 31?

>>58017518
i'm expecting NVDA to pump over $900 after lunch

>>58017502
Youre the one asleep if you think rates are going down. The fed cant just say what they are going to do. Thats why they constantly use such vague phrasings. Most of their role consist in dosing information.

NVDA is making a proper breakout attempt

>>58017508
yes, really good.

>>58017525
A surprise cut this month wouldn't surprise me. Rates are def going down by June. Screenshot this.

>>58017331
If you post it on 4chan it's no longer non-public and you can then trade it.

>quickbooks and fanfiction are both down
>banks next
>>58017518
they have to price adjust so the majority of the common's options dont end in the money.

Whoever is manipulating CLOV rn, we're hitting ATL next week, right?

Stopping my shorts 5% for the day, only because I have to leave home. Will re-enter with a new broad index short on monday because this shit will take time to unwind. Thanks for playing mumu.

>>58017546
>but your honor, i told all my frens on 4chan before i entered that short position

>>58017542
>A surprise cut this month wouldn't surprise me.

>blow a bunch of money on options, out of cash
>addicted anyway, add more plays to watchlist
>all of them are up, all the once i actually bought are down
What the fuck /biz/

>>58017580
>>58017580
Fresh Bread
>>58017580
>>58017580

>>58017579
Try inversing yourself next time

>>58017548
>27000 OI on 900c 3/15
>14000 OI on 950c 3/15
There's no way this shit cracks over 900 before 3 30.

SELL IT ALL THE BANKS LITERALLY CALLED THE TOP

>Earlier in March, BofA raised its S&P 500 target for this year to 5,400 points, joining other major brokerages in predicting the index would end 2024 in a range of 5,200 to 5,400

>>58017593
I do in my retirement fund. maybe i should stop trying to inverse myself?

Looks like the bubble topped. A new generation of bagholders has been born.

lmao my SOUN calls just overtake anything else that happens across my account it's the soundhound show and my assets are just living in it

>>58017612
Inverse yourself when it works and then when it doesn't work don't inverse yourself. You can't lose that way. WAGMI

>>58017658
will it be the next nvda?

>recover from 2% loss with 1% profit
>don't take profit
>down 3%
I thought Gold was going to make a new ath

>>58017610
They say lots of things.

>>58017617
This is just currency fluctuation. When the bubble pops it'll go down way more than a few percent...

>>58015887
Why are women trying to be fat these days? Why not try to be hot and slim so men will want to date you? I'm not spending any of my coins on landwhales