/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for wagmi

>>57996529
Alright guys, mstr... is it too late to get in?
There's a short squeeze scenario, payouts at the money are 5%, there's decent volume
price is 1.7k, ATH was 3k when BTC was actually lower
the only thing is... if BTC dips, this shit dips along
I have 30k in margin to get in and I'm really thinking about doing it

>>57996708
Just buy BLK.

Yields...

>>57996529
Strawberry sprinkly donuts are truly the /biz/nessmans choice of donut

Just one more pump of semis to get my tsmc back to 75% gain. Come on

Will PayPal go anywhere this year? It's undervalued IMHO but then again it's flat, no real growth

Will BABA get hurt and stagnate for a long time because of the recent trade wars, rethoric?

Will GOOGL unchain itself from the nothingness that is Sundar Pinjeet?

Imagine posting in the wrong /smg/, it even has a fucking altcoin picre
>>57996738
>>57996738
>>57996738

>>57996788
shut the fuck up autist

>>57996815
don't you have a worthless altcoin to shill?

>>57996767
but why? blk isn't reacting to anything dude and seems unrelated, are you shooting for a long term growth of what? If that's what you are suggesting tbf I don't even know what they are doing as far as their business go
>>57996788
cmon retard, this thread was created first, don't shit the board

>>57996835
>cmon retard, this thread was created first, don't shit the board
altcoins are NOT allowed to steal the image for the SMG board, we have never and will never tolerate that level of jeet free advertisement scamming. take your shitty altcoin /smg/ and bugger off back to a designated shitting street

>>57996868
ah yes, tranny thread op wars in a slow board barely moderated
go back to vg where you can create your shitty threads with whatever tranny character you want multiple times and have people fling shit over each other about it

>>57996868
fuck off to your own thread autist

I'll use this thread. It is baked too early, but it is older. The other guy didn't look into the catalog.

Boeing puts?

>>57996910
Worse, he looked but decided "noooo we can't have an OP with a Pepe with a donut on his head, it's against the ruuules" and here we are

>>57996868
I literally don't know what you mean with altcoin. I don't see it.

>>57996681
Nice try asshole, you wont get my hopes up that easily

>>57996911
I discussed this with a friend the other day, problem with airbusiness in general is gov will stick its cock in it to bail them out but you also don't know when it will happen

>>57996889
>mom i posted about trannies again

>>57996788
You wrote
>be straight snitchin
I don't care for this phrase and choose to use the thread that does not have jive turkey slang

>>57996919
its against the rules????

>>57996924
Stop fuckin trading forex. If you are no pro it's a gamble. You might want to think of yourself as a pro, but when you trade with 300$ you simply very likely aren't. And Forex is one of those things, that when it goes in one direction it can go there forever

>>57996919
OP baked early too, he's got a lot of crimes against /smg/ law in this one thread

hello? is this the bread?

>expect +0,9% mom
>+0,9% MOM
>still want to cut as fast as possible
>french
>literal white flag move in battle against inflation
>classic

>>57996932
Yeah that's perfectly reasonable of you and your friend. It'd be like shorting the government, i'm just looking at that negative eps and all the news.

>>57996779
1 pbtid

Evergrande
Country Garden
Vanke

Will these going down have any effect on the global economy?

>>57996975
I would rather do cfd with leverage because at least you can get out faster

Im going to hire an escort this wkd, what am I in for?

I went long on amd with a x10 leverage at $200 and got heemed pretty hard. How should i cope?

>>57997157
Cope by learning from your error

>another /smg/ ruined by an actual autistic person obsessed about who gets to make a new thread

>>57997040
Wasted money, bad sex and feeling empty afterwards.

>>57997222
Kek, I guess there's worse ways to live though

>>57997157
You could have bought an expensive watch.

>>57997209
It wouldn't be 4chan without them.

>>57997239
With the 200 or the 200x10 because of leverage?

>>57997222
Use of female prostitutes regularly satisfies my degeneracy needs so I no longer watch tranny porn

>Adidas only 250million $ in yeezy's left
>Adidas still up in that econ environment despite loss for 2023
Are they gonna pull some shit on those last yeezy's or after having sold them off just cooperate with Kanye again, cause, you know, money is money.

>>57997295
>my degeneracy needs so I no longer watch tranny porn
If only there was a term for people who want to fuck men's assholes and get turned on by dicks.

>>57997323
He watched some movie about jews and apologized so they gave him some whore to call his new "wife." They've made up now.

>Oil about to break 80$ sustainably
>Will go for 90$ by June
>June 2023 was the lowest inflation reading in the US

>>57997359
This reminds me of that woman, maybe age 28-33 who was on that show "who wants to be a millionaire" and she was asked in which movie the Hoverboard was.
>Blade Runner
>Back to the future
>Terminator
>another iconic movie I forgot now

Her reply:
>I have not watched any of these. I watch everything, thrillers, comedies, romcoms.

>>57997392
you underestimate Granholm's ability to cuck oil

>>57997392
IAE / OPEC disagree over demand growth this year significantly. Oil will pop much higher once the IAE demons are defeated.

I can't find the anime girl to express this but I just ate 6 eggs.

>>57997392
I’m shorting 3D female pigs

Man I just realized. EU is not only profiting from the YOY effect (peak october 2022vs June 2022 on US) as their inflation started way later than US. Also their inflation will reaccelerate later than the US.

>US feb 2023: 6,0%
>EU feb 2023: 8,5%

>US June 2023: 3%
>EU june 2023: 5,5%

EU will find itself in the same spot as the US in June.

>>57997482
short every dating app in the market then specially bumble

>>57997448
how about

I think the AI bubble popped. NVIDIA is struggling to keep it's price at 900.

>>57997584
it'll be like that until next earnings or economic data

>>57997584
Not enough companies screaming about AI.

>>57997584
we will have Nvidia convention tak in the 18th
that's when we will have some important movements if they release an Ai-oriented gpu

>>57997522
>ECB’s Stournaras: Have To Cut Rates Twice >Before Summer Break
- Four Interest Cuts In 2024 Seem Reasonable
- Don’t Buy Argument That ECB Can’t Cut Before Fed
- Monetary Policy Must Not Become Too Restrictive

My post makes this here look even more retarded. What is their goal? Cut before the readings become worse based on less helping yoy-effect and then say
>Oopsie, we already cut. Since we aren't flexible, despite claiming to be data-dependent, we can now only go down, heehee, I mean, we don't do mistakes and holding or raising again would imply doing a mistake

RHM is up 5%, great annual report, defensebros stay winning

Your daily reminder gold is the only asset with equity like returns and negative equity downside correlation.

Recession is coming. Labour market is heading towards negative and is a valued indicator for a recession. Coupled with rate cuts later this year, the FED sees employment going down and a recession.

>>57997689
>11% since 2011
People make that in a day in equities.

>>57996529
Someone slap me out of it and tell me right now that rooting for the little guy in the ring, going up against not 1 but 2 Rothschild oil behemoths at the same time is definitely financial suicide right, right?
Or is playing based retard, a viable strategy no one would see coming?

>>57997689
9% Annualised performance? That's gotta be some cherry picked time horizon.

>>57997737
>
They all see that, which is why they want to cut so desperately despite inflation being clearly still too high and not even on a path downwards anymore
>Disinflation
No, inflation went from 3,1% to 3,2%. That's not disinflation.

Jobs data is a complete joke, everything is getting revised down strongly and the jobs that are added are 30-40% government and health care

>>57997776
Literally says last 20 years.

And it makes sense that gold return would accelerate vs dollar the faster the currency gets debased.

hot bets for today? feeling like gambling a bit of money on longs/shorts. whats your go to, any obvious movements incoming?

If AMD falls within the next 30 days I’ll have lifted myself out of poverty

>>57997798
I don't believe that gold got the same returns as global equity.

>>57997822
why are you betting it will go down anonny?

>>57997869
You best start believing in ghost stories

>>57997957
Weaker than NVDA, H&S on the 4 hr chart

>>57997869
we have been in a recession for the last 20 years, only reason line goes up is because they print money

Y'know, I'm starting to think the annual growth of US stocks doesn't outpace the decay of our currency or the taxes incured by taking 'profit'. This fucking sucks

>>57997959
>same returns
>only if you start from the 2000s

>>57998032
the blackpill equity chuds don't want to believe

Thank you, NVDA

>>57998032
It doesen't thats why we use SOXL and TQQQ or SPXL

Okay anons, do I buy the BA dip? No way the US government will allow the only US based airplane manufacturer to go out of business despite its flaws
>pic related circa 2024 colorized image of a Boeing pilot getting ready for take off

>>57998104
For me it’s SOXS and NVDS

My god this grind on EU. Grinding grinding grinding.

>CAC outside 4hourly, daily and weekly Bollinger all at the same time
>TA

>>57997776
think gold has returned 4% is per year on an inflation adjusted basis for the past 300 years so 9% (without adjusting for inflation) seems correct
what gold doesn't give you is a direct dividend of course and that tends to be where stocks gain their outperformance but if you lease your gold out then gold beats everything, there is just nothing like it

>>57997776
>>57997869
my bad, its 0.8% per year against other commodities
but if you lease your gold out it beats equities

>>57998248
This shows how bad the currency debasement has gotten and those lines will diverge at a faster and faster pace cause there's no way out of 30 trillion debt besides hyperinflation

>>57998279
The problem about that debt is the debt to gdp. That's why you'll never get out of it.

Official /smg/ thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ1nHgApM0s

SOUN Sisters, how we feelin?

energy keeps creeping up. soon it will suck all the air out of the room with boomer memes, as inflation ramps up again and zoomers get fucked.

I will only say this once: Get out of the way.

>rose 50% during WW2
>rose about 50% during Coof

Why is NVDA dumping

>Ides of March

>>57998432
not dumping, going on sale in the premarket.

>Gasoline pumping

>>57998248
I hate goldfags and their goldshittery. Literally Bitcoin-tier price stability and they hit you with everything from "it's a stable store of value" to "price goes up like equities".

It's a shitcoin just like any other, it went up like a shitcoin over the last 23 years but it can't really keep going up except to keep up with inflation.

>>57998470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CiHQpN58Mo

Anyone long on TLT?

>>57998450
If you think the PM is not indicative of anything, you are fooling yourself. We have been having a downwards trend.

>>57998479
:)

>>57998479
Actually looks like Bitcoin

>>57998099

Well, I appreciate this adorable lad, but imagine that Japanese train goddess and you will understand how vulgar and gross this lad actually is.

Also I think he is already corrupted on into an ordinary greedy top tier whore.

>>57998508
consolidation bull flag. the AI revolution is not anywhere near done

>>57996779

>>57998508
>We have been having a downwards trend.
Nigga wtf? Since last Friday? Lmao

wtf Paradox Interactive is tradable under PDX, still looks like it'll fall further, but one day I can profit from autism

Is it time for some juicy Tesla calls?

God Bless XOM

when is PP inspection?

>>57998479
Imagine investing in gold in the 80s and missing a once in a 1000 year unprecedented golden bull run. No wonder the boomers shill the rocks so much.

>>57998585
their games have been lackluster lately. I dont even think hoi5 can save them.

>>57998585
The new Cities game sucks ass.

>>57998432
A better question would be - why aren't you slurping every time it goes down ?

>>57997787
Inflation expectations were 2.7% annualized in Feb. There was a 50bp print in inflation

>US Ex Tsy Sec Mnuchin: Putting Together A Group To Try To Buy TikTok - CNBC

Anybody wanna join the team? Report for duty here

>>57998432
>Nervous about a 1.5% drop pre-market.
Yikes.

>>57998617
NOW. I hope you studied for your schmeat testing.

>>57997787
>clearly still too high and not even on a path downwards anymore
I just don't understand how you alarmist retards can still say this shit. Not on a path downwards?? Are you looking at the fucking chart that shows a HUGE downtrend from summer 2022 to now? Do you seriously expect these things to play out over a timespan measured in days or even weeks?

>>57998584
So what?

>>57998560
yes, yes. bull consolidation when institutions are selling :)

Chocolate liquor

>>57998489
with inflation going higher? you better wait to see what Jpow has to say on the 20. If he says potential rate hikes, then you're cooked senpai

Shorting Nvidia is the most midwit play possible

I fucked up not selling my NVDA 910 calls yesterday at 3:30 bros
I'm in eternal breakeven limbo

>>57998620
Yeah the new games look like shit, and seem to play the same, it's sad that they are about to do the same to EU5, CK3 and Vic 3 are complete flops compared to HOI4 and EU4, but EU5 is being developed by the studio in Spain, so there's a slight chance it does better
>>57998622
At least they're just the publisher, it wouldn't be as bad if their own recent inhouse games didn't suck either

>>57998658
>lean hogs
Its fucking over

>>57998647
>alarmist
Are you the
>reactionary
faggot?

It is not disinflation. It went up. Simple as.
On top it is +3,2% after +6% in feb 2023 >>57997522

>>57998665
But will it make money?

>>57998652
75% of institutions can't beat the S&P. What info are we supposed to glean from that?

>>57998652
>institutions are selling
Yeah selling puts to mouthbreathers like you

>>57998661
>inflation is higher!!!
Fuck off

>>57998686
Oh wow it's amazing how you schizoid retards reveal yourselves. It went up.....by a fraction of a percent. Wake me up when we're seeing full percentage point differences between expectations and reality. Otherwise, keep buying those puts lol

>>57998633
>we don't like your government so you have to sell your business to an American company at a huge discount
lmao and Americans claim to be pro free enterprise
The moment they feel like they're being beat at their own capitalist game it all goes out the window.

>>57998706
Doesn't matter. They are the market makers.

>>57998712
>Schizoid
I see what the data says. No clue what you are imaginary numbers you look at while calling me schizo.

>>57998389
Covid was a war between developed countries and their people.

>>57998726
You're schizo because you take issue with words like "alarmist" and "reactionary"

>>57998714
Gweilos will pay just like they did for Twitter.

Just registered for the Reddit IPO. 10,000 initial investment for the Deadman. If I learnt one thing from my years of research and paying my dues it’s that investing you faggots is always profitable

>>57998761
*inversing

>>57998761
>investing you faggots is always profitable
aww thank you

>>57998658
looks like doctor copper missed his doctoral degree exams

>>57998750
Exposed

>>57998761
>outing yourself as a turboredditor
Have you no shame?

>bloomberg tv has 2 min delay
>SPY already moving
reeeeee

PPI 0.6 expected 0.3 lmao

>that PPI
>less retail sales

> PPI MoM (Feb)
Actual: 0.6%
Expected: 0.3%
Previous: 0.3%

>US February PPI +1.6% y/y vs +1.1% expected

>US Retail Sales Advance (M/M) Feb: 0.6% (est 0.8%; prev -0.8%)
- US Retail Sales Ex Auto (M/M) Feb: 0.3% (est 0.5%; prev -0.6%)
- US Retail Sales Ex Auto And Gas Feb: 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev -0.5%)
- US Retail Sales Control Group Feb: 0.0% (est 0.4%; prev -0.4%)

>>57998618
>buy in the 80s
>only nominally break even in 2005
>during a period of high interest rates
I would have rather bought the real bottom in 2001

lmaoymoayml kek agol jej
every single data missing
pump it

did we pass PP inspection?

>>57998831
Bullish

>Retail sales significantly less than expected
>PPI up significantly more than expected
Does this lend credence to the idea that current inflationary pressures are just a product of price gouging?

>>57998842
In this market it might actually happen. Dump into pump. If not today maybe tomorrow, cause Bulls are demented.

>>57998761
>investing in reddit
lmao

PPI
more like peepee I

>>57998794
Lmao exposed what you dumb motherfucker hahahaha

>>57998827
>>57998831
>PPI at the same level as it was from 2010 to 2019
Unironically nothingburger

>weakerning economy
>rate cuts coming
bullish

WE HAWT

Its over

>>57998862
I know, the market is a clown fiesta

>>57998859
>significantly
>Off by 0.2%
Seriously??? Do you just exaggerate for fun?

>>57998884
>a 166.7% increase is insignificant

BMW getting heemed on earnings that in full are officially supposed to be released next week.

>>57998894
Now THAT is some alarmist bullshit lmfao

>>57998898
>can't into math

>>57998884
Significance is in the context of the originally presumed amount anon, I'm not saying it's a HUGE FUCKING DEAL but PPI is up 100% more than expected and retail sales were off by 25%. Both of those figures are significant in the context of the numbers being discussed. Welcome to the English Language by the way.

PPI
Mumus absolutely blown the fuck out.
It's Joever.

>>57998865
Don't reply to me ever again

It's like the other anon said yesterday. We'll have the same market as with the CPI release
>lol, lmao PPI

>>57998906
>can't into reality
Characterizing it as a 166.7% increase is on the same level as Biden claiming his administration created 14 million jobs.

VIX don't care about PPI off by 100%
It's over for bobos kek

>>57998865
great commentary

>>57998921
despite PPI actually being something like a forwardlooking indicator unlike CPI.
We'll see, maybe it will break. PPI being this high while Gasoline isn't even at the top yet and Oil also still going it can pretty much only be worse next month.

>>57998919
>>57998896
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>>57998686
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>>57996910
Fuck off idiot, you've shit up almost 15% of this thread

>>57998661
If they raise rates I'm very fucked in the short term.

I also love how the algos are randomly pumping stocks in order to pump the whole index. OMX, CAC, DAX pump. DAX dumped stronger because of BMW, so let's pump PORSCHE as to pump at the same time like the other indices, ignoring that it is the same sector. It's a fuckin botmarket.

>>57998922
oh so you're just an incel chud

>>57998942
I post often. My posts can be annoying. Many of them are reposts of Twitter etc, mainly data or headlines. But yours are just fuckin retarded.

>>57998969
Try to avoid just assuming someone is Republican because they said something disparaging about Biden

>>57998975
I'm here to make sure fags like you don't get too big for their britches. No one gives a shit about some Europoor's opinion on the US stock market.

Reddit and kathy love PLTR what do you all think?

>>57999000
Wasted double trips

>>57999004
not much generally, thinking is a waste of time

welcome to the new BOOMer market. get yourself acclimated by watching Barney Miller reruns and growing a mustache. XOM is the bedrock of any boomer portfolio, with shiny rocks

>TSLA

>>57998896
Maybe I'll buy some cheap BMW

>US Initial Jobless Claims Mar 9: 209K (est 218k; prev 217k)
- Continuing Claims Mar 2: 1811K (est 1905k; prev 1906k)

>while unemplyment went up by +0,2%

Bitcoin price rise leads to increased mining and greater energy use, driving up the cost of energy, causing inflation to rise and the dollar to decline, driving demand for Bitcoin and increased mining, driving demand for energy and the cycle continues.

Bitcoin goes to infinity, energy prices skyrocket, and the economy collapses.

Maybe I should buy some Bitcoin.

>>57998859
No it means producers are raising prices ro stay afloat under rising inflation and normies have no money.

>>57998761
>Investing in an onions site that makes no money
Do people really?

Bond yields are going up
Uh oh Stinky
https://www.cnbc.com/bonds/

I use this thread like a blog

imagine the balls on these niggas shorting and longing billions of dollars on shit everyday, maybe it's robots but someone's gotta be owning the robots right

NVDA only has half of yesterdays premarket volume, but a lot of breakout attempts have occured

>>57999092
Yet nothing ever happens. Bobos, will will have our moment in the sun again one day.

>>57999065
not just bitcoin, AI datacenters will consume much more energy.

>Cocoa @ 7k
Insane

>>57999065
>>57999150
this is a recent tweet by one of the greatest investors of all time

ARM will implode next week.

Inflation helps profitable large cap companies with cash flow. They can pad their growth with 5-8% interest on their money.

What inflation fucks over is small caps with questionable business models.

>>57999093
I blog this thread like a use

>Volkswagen wants European regulators to walk back emissions targets that are set to kick in next year and expose Germany’s biggest carmaker to hefty fines

LMAO, now that they aren't making as much money on EV and want to produce combustion again

>>57999155
Nvidia baggies WISH their shitcoin would pump this hard

I bought moar SOXL.

>>57999182
Total Greenwasher Death.

xirs. why isnt the market dumping?

>>57999195
we have ascended past meaningless noise like "economic data"

line only goes up

>>57999155
>can buy 8x leveraged cocoa
8x leverage on cocoa sounds scary, but even the 2x ETFs are making great returns
>>57999182
Haven't all German carmakers been suffering from shit EV sales recently? would be cool if this fake politically induced demand completely subsided despite their pressure

Weekly reminder that this is the strongest US economy in history and consumers are excited about higher prices.

From the consumers viewpoint, higher prices means higher quality. Everything got 50% better the past few years and consumers can't get enough of it.

EOY predictions:
>S&P 9000
>9% ten year yield
>9% real GDP growth
>NVDA $900 (after a 4:1 split)

Buy TRMD

Last time I'm warning you

Jesus christ can we just have a green day besides this schizo shit where I get heemed all day and then break even after hours. Fucking faggots.

Friendly reminder: OPEX tomorrow

we;re back inflation bros

>>57999212
On IG you can play with barrier. It doesn't say the leverage, but 10$ per pip with a barrier at 7130 (lowest barrier for the sake of demonstration). Is probably above 80x

>>57999212
Yes, EV is going backwards. Cause germany fucked up with their debt which was so obvious even in advance. And people were supposed to be supported buying EV with that debt that was scrapped.

Somehow coming here makes
me less stressed about my investments.

OPEN THE MARKETS

pajeet motherfuckers better not short my shit again today
fucking sars

>>57999258
I just can't stand that the market acts like the world is ending almost every time there's a data release. It's literally every fucking week guys, chill the fuck out. All this stuff gets revised anyway, at the end of the day it's all noise.

>>57999239
>TRMD
pic says TORM. im sure it's real good anon

>>57999301
>I just can't stand that the market acts like the world is ending almost every time there's a data release
EVERYONE is still bearish and predicting doom. The pain trade is higher. S&P 9000

what happens once ai replaces all day traders

>>57999286
You'll regret it

>>57999318
There's just no reason to be bearish, it's fucking retarded. At least in 2022 we had crazy inflation readings and policy shifts. Now we have.... nothing.

>>57998761
I'll open up a can of whoop ass on you.

>>57999275
Kek that premium just to get wiped on a 1.25% drop
But it's good to see the EV market having to compete with ICE on even grounds for once, and completely failing

>>57999333
ANOTHER DOUBLE TRIPS WASTED WTF MAN

finally i can leave this fake and gay earth

>>57999330
>You'll regret it
what did he mean by this

>>57999333
I'm bullish but this kind of reads that the market is euphoric.

Guys what is happening to Super Micro Computer?

>>57999333
>There's just no reason to be bearish, it's fucking retarded
Bears will start panic buying once we breach S&P 6000. Let's review the facts:
>strongest macroeconomic backdrop in US history
>retail sales booming
>housing market roaring
>AGI is here and changing everything
>earnings blowing out expectation
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>Fed juicing the stock market
>S&P going to 9000

i wish i had $10000 to buy soxl right now

Joseph Robinette Biden is not good at economics

Buy SOXL calls now?

I think StarShip might launch soon

>TSLA
im heemed

>>57995494
I doubt you meant for Intel man to be sexually inspirational to me, but you made the right neurons in my head fire and now I am long intel

>>57999370
Now that you said that, I should have a look at Trump's state of the union speech. Biden's was ok. I was impressed he speak that long. That was some good speed.

It would be too funny if Trump also held that speech like he talks in his rallies.

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>>57999367

>>57999404
God bless.

>market opens
>painful urge to take a shit
dump confirmed

>>57999404
Slay king

>>57999404
based, lets fucking go

>>57999404
gg

>>57999367
you've conviced me. market conditions are perfect so I just went all in. literally bulletproof. ill remember you when i get to the top :^yprkn)

>>57996529
That other guy just steals your images. Can i have a roast chicken pepe, please?

>>57999404
We're back

What the FUCK is happening in JewYork?

>>57999404
I love you.

It's another bright green day for 50% UPRO 50% TMV investors. 9% ten year yield coming fast

>>57999404
Aaaaand I'm ruined.

>>57999422
hold $GARF already got x

https://www.dextools.io/app/en/solana/pair-explorer/562b7hV4cjZcwkntNPgAFzXkVvH16m7mrFSfaFzNwVoo?t=1710192152840

That bell is so fucking loud.

>want to invest in the stock market
>It has already surpassed its average annual return in the first 3 months of the year

Seems dangerous to me, guess I'll have to wait this bullrun out...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

That pump merely on 30k volume, what a slurp

>>57999429
All working on new tunnels

>>57999457
waiting is the logic of losers

>10Y 4.26%

Looks like a false breakout yesterday. Shoulder forming.

>>57999460
>market opens
>immediately down 5 figures again
God I fucking hate tsm and coin

Drew how intc is fucking my port last night. It'd going straight back to 40

>>57999485
losing is the logic of waiters

Bears are just now figuring out that the doombulls were right, huh?

>>57999494
>10Y 4.26%
Why would anyone want 4.26% a year when GDP is growing in double digits nominal and you can make 5% PER WEEK with megacap tech? This is the strongest economy in US history

>>57999333
holy shit chekd and I yield closing shorts double trips of truths and both trips are multiples of trips it can’t get more truthful than this

I sold GOOG at 134 and bought AMD at 210

20 minutes cant come fast enough

>Gasoline even going higher
>FUCK YOUR PPI

>>57999333
>>57999528
you're interpretting it wrong.
Digits are fans of chaos.
Down for no reason is the way.

Short TSLA. Should get to around $100 a share within the next few weeks.

>Took a position in BKR after 18 months thanks to KO boomer. In a week.
>Already up 6.5%.
Thanks KO boomer.

>>57999367
BASED.

>>57999476

>How is Sofi sill alive
I thought svb would have taken it down with it

how them woof puts treating ya today?

>>57999580
what does this company do?

Long TSLA. Should get to around $200 a share within the next few weeks.

Ok, I made a small profit on my WOOF puts

>>57999599
Oil field services

>>57999404
>30:00

Someone on stock twats bought 235k USD of MSTR calls expiring EoM with a strike of $3,000.

Fucking kek! I hope this is real.

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the crab is here and the crab is queer
pic not related

>>57999630

today must be the the uranium goes up

>>57999603
>doesn't deliver anything
>profits are shit
>it's surely gonna go up annons

.

>>57999644
NOOOOO YOU DONT HECKIN UNDERSTAND
MUH FSD
MUH ROBO WAIFU

>>57999606
lmao wood just keeps dropping. its a free fall

Right Nut forming
COCK AND BALLS A GOGO

>>57999411
>>57999418
>>57999419
>>57999420
>>57999426
>>57999433
>>57999438
>>57999613

>>57999640
mining should start within the next quarter

>>57999670
look at this chode

Why am I getting jewed again? What are these NVDA drops?

>>57999670
<865 by eow

Wow this is completely fucking retarded

ON NO NEWS

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I dare you to slurp this, mumu.

CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE

>>57999689
Its called a blow-off top sweety.

oops

>>57999512
I want to bang smg twink

DOWN

>>57999717
>Yes, Mr Bobo. Mr. Market has informed me hibernation is over.

NOOOOO RIGHT WHEN I BUY CALLS!

>>57999771
>>57999771
>>57999771
>>57999771
>>57999771

VSCO up
SIGA up
Altria up
lifes good

Imagine believing the AI bubble was going to get any bigger kek

>>57999689
YOU HAD 5 MINUTES TO REVERSE.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED?

My brokerage exercised puts in my roth IRA account which resulted in me being short 100 shares of NYCB. Does that count as a distribution that I owe taxes on?

>>57999717
>I dare you to slurp this, mumu.
This is a once in a generation dip. Yield doomers have spooked the market. But in a few hours the adults in the room will remember that higher yields are net simulative for the economy and we will pump bright green

>>57999789
It's in a roth, so the answer is no retard.

>>57999717
This is exactly when you slurp retard

Mag 6

>>57999999
>>58000000

>>57999160
Cxai
Bbai

>>57999580
Bless us big Pappa pump for the biggest pump of our lives

>BA pumping

I fucking hate this rigged shit, who is buying this