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57994476 No.57994476 [Reply] [Original]

>We're going to be so rich Sergey is at sibos!
>Chainlink is the only crypto you should hold because Eric Schmidt has spoken twice about it!
>Ed Felten is totally going to make Link the sequencer
>Ari Juels is such a genius $1000 eoy
>Oh my god Sergey has Apple powerpoint slides
>This Wolpert dude is a genius bro Baseline is gonna make us so fucking wealthy
>Microsoft is showing up to smartcon bro Yorke Rhodes is presenting!
>Mommy mommy Blythe Masters feet rub zomg
>Do you see this fat based brazilian guy from Oracle presenting on chainlink? We are made
>Oh my goodness Sam bankman is headlining smartcon bros
>They got the tensorflow guy from Google $1000 eoy
>Do you see this bro? Circle CCTP CCIP
>Staking launch is going to make us SO rich bro!
>Thomas Hodges is so based hehe
>Smartcon has so many COMPANIES bro see you at the yacht party
>Google blog post tweet something something WEALTH
>Snow paper + Gold man = generational wealth
>These guys found so many crumbths from the gold man sergey talk oh god we are going to be so fucking rich my bros
>south korea gaming? $1000 eoy
>Chainlinkgod said something cool on twitter bro
>We got the woman from Libra to be chief uhh... chief academic science lady something

>> No.57994484

Pricefags be damned we are in it for the tech

>> No.57994498

time flies when your a faggot

>> No.57994523
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57994523

>>57994476
>when the fud does a better job naming link's achievements than the organic threads

>> No.57994536

>>57994484
>We're in it for the tech bro, camel al mijab is cool
>Did you hear Sergey say truth > trust? Oh my goodness bro he's such a king
>4% APY to lock up your tokens for years to come!
>W-well yeah it only supports eth/usd who cares bro we are secooring the netwoork
>Sergey wants me to know he appreciates community members like me, but he'll be back he had to dump a bunch of tokens ha ha i'm so lucky to be a marine
>Ari Juels was working on some real cool tech but he said brb he has a book to do
>Soooo many people use VRF bro just trust me

>> No.57996347

>>57994476
Pretty low response/effort ratio. Better luck next time.

>> No.57996359

>>57994476
>>57994484
>>57994498
>>57994523
>>57994536
>>57996347
>outperformed by everything again
THE cuckolds of crypto

>> No.57996420

>>57996347
it was posted on american hours anon, and only jeets and finnish third worlders care about this shitcoin

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57996737

>>57996359
>t.