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..or else you get brutally tortured to death. How would you do it?

>> No.57942109

Only a 5x? just put it in eth and then any of the alts that are top 10. Easy 5-10x.

>> No.57942142

>>57942109
How do you know this

>> No.57942182

>>57942090
Solana

>> No.57942209
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57942209

The most leveraged degen short against the S&P you ever seen.

>> No.57942228

Forget about dream, How much you guys are holding exactly?

>> No.57942286

>>57942090
Give 500k dollars to someone to turn it into 5M in six months or you'll brutally torture him to death, if he dies, you try again with some other guy, if he succeed then offer him 5M to turn it into 25M in six months with the same threat and viola, you have 5M to repay the initial 1M

>> No.57942365

>>57942090
With Coq Inu my friend. This is the way

>> No.57942371

I all in Chainlink.
Sergey take the wheel.

>> No.57942375

>>57942090
Unironically, a ponzi scheme.

>> No.57942379

>>57942090
Spend $1million building an iron man suit... rob a bank.

Ha, I turned it around, did you get it? did you understand? how the joke implied another joke but then I actually completed the task. haha... ha.... ha.

>> No.57942386

>>57942090
MAGA

>> No.57942414

>>57942371
this but 3x leverage

>> No.57942438

$SOCOMFY

>> No.57942697

>>57942090
I'll fuck underage prostitutes and do drugs and overdose on heroin after 363 days

>> No.57942726

take it and disappear

>> No.57942992
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57942992

>>57942090
All in on SPELL.

>> No.57943045

>>57942090

Theta/Tfuel. Thank me later.

>> No.57943068

Spend 100k on guns and rambo-style fortifications, tunnels and booby traps around my property. Anyone who tries to torture me will die horribly in one of my many traps. Pocket the 900k and then sell my house to some stallone fanboy prepper for an easy 2x on the property+improvements.

>> No.57943081

>>57942090
Call options on Nvidia EoY.
Easy 100x

>> No.57943130

>>57942992
Hi 5g

>> No.57943253
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57943253

>>57942209
/thread

This, or shorting Nvidia are your only viable options

>> No.57943267
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57943267

>>57942090
Easy

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57943337

>>57942142
how do you not

>> No.57943462
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57943462

>>57942090
easy, i dedicate 5% to the creation of some memecoin in satoshisync, another 10% in a work team and another 5% in advertising and marketing. i spent 200k dollars and in a couple of months i can easily reach 5 million market cap.

>> No.57943466

>>57943462
How did I not think of this before? anon pm

>> No.57943524

>>57942992
SHILL ME PLZ

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57943609

>>57942090
>You are given 1 million dollars.
No. The million I have was made by me.
>You need to turn it into 5 million by the end of the year
Turning $5 into $10 is one thing.
A 5x on a million would only occur on a truly retarded gamble. As for me, I'm making my next million on book or screenplay, because further gambling makes literally zero sense.

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57944300

By buying some shitcoins in which I can trust with a community. Picrel ($home), as well as some $comfy, based dev and biz tg

>> No.57944311

Threads like this are worthless.
Report them.

>> No.57944437

>>57944311
Have you ever considered reporting your mom sucking my balls

>> No.57944463

>>57942286
>capitalism

>> No.57944829

>>57942286
Sounds like your life is entirely in the hands of two desperate men

>> No.57945186

>>57942090
4 million in a single shitcoin, 1 million in paying influencers to pump