/biz/ - Business & Finance

And just like that, I lost 5k in a few minutes.

first, second, or third for feembraps

Help....

>443 QQQ support broken
FALL

FIRST FOR AMD $1000 EOY

>tfw no money to short US tech

Sold my puts way too early god damnit

https://youtu.be/jQ0X5LO_mLU?si=f47j8mc_EKpnMNlM&t=4

No heart, no hope
Face to face with the abyss (with the abyss)
One by one they fall away and won't be missed
Can you hear it?
Can you hear the sound?
As our broken idols
Come crashing down
Now taste the fear
Now taste the fear

HERE WE GO
Force Inertia Momentum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx_1UIWI_tY

Prepare for crash landing.

Sold my 860 shares. Next share stop 620.

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA MUMU ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU FUCKING ALRIGHT FAGGOT?!

WTF HAPPENED TO MY BIG

I, too, am watching.

heckin' start shorting now!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgtA3h8WB8

*tap mic*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

Wtf is Palantir doing. I need it back at 27

Why is the PFS IV vs NYCB IV so weird. You would think it's the opposite.

blew through 900, it just keeps dropping

It's over it's so fucking over
We will literally never have a green day ever again
NVDA 200$ by eom

>>57907904
Based.

Best day ever.

Someone catch it

>Biden formally announces campaign
>Market crashes

You guys were warned.
>>57906509

NVDA $880

Sorry NVDA bros… I bought calls today

Lmao the top bollinger band on NVDA just shot up to 980

Started buying AMD because I got prices out of NVIDIA. Should I be buying more? Unironically, I don’t follow tech at all.

SOXL BROS WE ARE DRILLING

Mandatory reminder that AEVA is almost 75% undervalued and you have plenty of time to accumulate shares. Also accumulating LUNR until earnings.

>perfectly time the top

they're slurping
into this momentum?

Very glad I enabled margin for TSM calls yesterday :) this is sweet

>still sitting comfy with 5/17 NVDA and AMD calls
did you all think there weren't going to be any pullbacks?

I unironically sold top early. Paper anyways

>Market is finally crashing after hitting a new ATH

Happy Friday everyone you enjoying the Ides of March yet?

https://youtu.be/YX4W-eiEcNE?si=CfJS1c51PdrQOVCx
Here's another pity there's another chance
Try to learn a lesson but you can't
If we can burn a city in futures and in past
Without a change our lives will never last
Cause we're going fast
You can sit beside me when the world comes down
If it doesn't matter, then just turn around
We don't need our bags and we can just leave town
You can sit beside me when the world comes down
What can we do better, when will we know how?
A man says from a sidewalk to a crowd.
If we can change the weather, if you wanted to yourself
If you can't
I guess we all need help, yeah, I need help
You can sit beside me when the world comes down
If it doesn't matter, then just turn around
We don't need our bags and we can just leave town
You can sit beside me when the world comes down
We say
We do
The lies
The truth
And all I need is next to me
We're going fast
You can sit beside me when the world comes down
If it doesn't matter, then just turn around
We don't need our bags and we can just leave town
You can sit beside me when the world comes down

Oh wow NVDA stopped out around 900.....where I'm sure a million people had stop losses lol

>NVDA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bobo what the FUCK did you do?

>>57907970
Some of these are really good.

are we back?

is it time yet? dipperino looking tasty

Looks like its gonna be a red day for me today. Started off so green too.

>>57907980

TSLA's recovery starts right...NOW!

NEVERMIND WERE BACK BUY BUY BUY

of course the day I buy Knockouts long on nvidia it goes under 900
Fuck me in the ass

Fucking nigger neobroker didn't let me set a stop loss before it crashed lol.
Fuck

Is there anything in particular sinking shit right now or just pull back? Fed speaking somewhere?

>>57907893
Trash stock

>>57908014
lol

that dip was excellent, got more calls

>already over 900 again
bobos eternally seething, imagine all the fucking ugly bobo losers in this thread, hoping for an armageddon ot make themselves feel better about being priced out, ugly, lonely, and poor, only to be REKT again ;-)
In two more weeks it'll happen bros, don't worry

>AAPL in the green
this stock works inverse to how the tech sector is doing

>>57907997
Same

The top is in faggots. You're catching a knife if you slurp this.

>Chuddies thought they could make money from AI porn and voice acting.

>>57908044
I've been up ~1% all day.

I'm probably going to lose my job because I get drunk and run my mouth. At least I have /smg/ frends

>>57907873
>tfw when shorted tech one week to early and got bent over a barrel
>tfw im a smarty pants and didnt go all in with my dry powder on every position I buy
>tfw I am already recovered 20% of my weekly losses

>>57908035
could just be a DCB and we end the day below $900. over $1k is inevitable, but there were going to be pullbacks along the way. stocks don't just go straight up/down forever.

they hit my stop loss and now we are bouncing..... I told you these motherfuckers have a sense of humor..

>>57908035
they literally only show up when the price dips slightly, imagine how much money they lose every time it rebounds

>>57908035
>Not seething at all

I will hee haww so hard if it manages to close at $960+. The biggest shake out of the year.

>BA
It keeps happening lmao

it's happening, redditors trembling

My AMZN position is up 0.1% today. If you're nice to me, I'll let you chill on my yacht.

Nvidia needs to fucking die and ruin all the gullible fad "investors"

looking at the technical, the chart, and the projected earnings.
aren't LEGN's earnings next week gonna be explosive??

I also bought more IBB instead of XBI cause it has higher LEGN exposure O_O

also lets goooo ENLV

>>57908072
i will not be going

FREEEEEEE FALLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Petroleo Brasileiro down 12%
time to buy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BOBOS GOT HEEMED SO HARD THAT THEY HAVE LITERALLY 2 DIGITS ON THEIR ACCOUNT. THEY CANT EVEN SHORT THE MARKET PROPERLY RN

>>57908062
look at this thread lmao, they got 3 minutes of euphoria and now had to climb back in their holes
imagine having such a shit life that financial collapse is what you're banking on for your mental wellbeing lmao

>>57908085
Why bother with in boom furllers if it's so big you need a crew to sail it anyway?
I love sailboats but this is just ridiculous.

I genuinely don't get why people are panic selling at the slightest dip. I say this as someone who's leveraging NVDA.

>>57907889
Of what

it's almost time SQQQ bros

>>57908110
as a brazillian... it's going nowhere. Problem is the left is in power and they tend to mess with the oil and gas prices. Also buy worthless shit from friend countries.

>>57908114
>rage

So how much will they revise down the February job report? 40% again? 50%? And is Powell gonna rely on the clearly cooked stats when deciding about rate cuts? How fucked are we? Why are they just blatantly lying over and over again?

>>57907971
>Crashing
>-0.2%

Imagine being so pathetic that this is a victory.

I warned you

market is utterly finished, it's over...settled... move to bitcorn. me gonna get cheese burger and fries, and daily beers nao. wish me luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PT5CCLKcQg

I expected jewish tricks after SPY 520.
You started the party without me, Bobo.

>>57908155
I bought it also today. Double the dump

IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING JESUS CHRIST

>>57908132
Yeah but the divis fren...

Get flushed

MAKE IT STOP

No one is catching it REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57908180
They're cutting the divvy to fund going into renewables. That's why it's dumping.

my god SOXL please stop i already won my CC's

DOW dudes rise up!

I bought more VOO... sorry.

bobo's not done yet

Really thinking about putting everything into BAKA and just fucking off for a year.

>>57908224
>BAKA
S M H
i always forget about that ancient word filter. update this shit jannies no one says s m h anymore

And just like that the bull run is over. I hope you loaded up on shorts and bear etfs while you had the chance. It's going to be a long way down from here on out.

BOBOS FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Do you own EIS or are you an antisemite?

>>57908197
wtf picrel

>>57908202
this is the first pic of her in which I find her fairly attractive, reminding me of picrel

>inb4 piercing

>>57908202
Oh shit, I just realized, it might bei AI, lol

>>57908263
Winged eyeliner is such a meme. Pretty, but looks like she's on drugs (I am too).

>sensei never lived to see anime made real

>>57908241
desu if i typed baka every time i read something in this thread that i disagreed with on account of it being retarded, or queer, or both fake and gay, i'd probably get filtered quite a bit.

>>57908285
Maybe it is. I don't know. Hell, has anyone really even SEEN this "Taylor Swift"? Do you exist? Is this all some solipsistic creation?

>>57908132
Most retarded take I've seen today.

None of you anons bought the top, did you?

>>57908297
>desu

>900 broken
holy fuck its not going to stop dropping

You were warned baggies

>>57908335
Newfag

>>57908342
>CSCO
Do NOT let Undertakeranon see this.

>>57907932

Times like these are EXACTLY why you set trailing stop losses for.

WELL BOYS, I was on the way to work and this flash crash triggered my trailing stop loss (set at 6%). Going up 4% in a day and turning negative sure fucks with people.

I'm ok with it, still made around 50k entering at $326 average cost basis.

At least it wasn't the absolute bottom. I don't think I'll buy back in unless it drops significantly more.

Godspeed you fucking lunatics. Also recommend some slurpables.

Mumus, we're reaching prices not seen since yesterday...

Repent tech trannies

Is it a bad idea to keep buying S&P 500 every month? Or is savings account the best bet for now? I feel like this is unsustainable.

>>57908287
Yeah, that and eyemakeup in general is HUGE boost to women's attractiveness. It's crazy. Can boost up to 2-3 points. Without it they look boyish, very bland.

>>57908354
Will you buy in? No reason NVDA can't go to 1250..

Its called BBAI because its Bye Bye to my investments

>>57908354
>I'm ok with it, still made around 50k entering at $326 average cost basis.

so why are you still going to work BROKE ASS NIQGAH

>>57908365
>Can't even look attractive to your coomer counterparts without toxic false accentuation
Git gud, women.

Jesus this is brutal

>>57908364
>I feel like this is unsustainable.
i felt that way back in 2016

We're now entering the greatest depression in 100 years

>>57908124
Sold Nvidia moved to AMD.

>>57908349
he was heavily involved with Daima, which is supposed to come out later this year
one last gigapump?
\o/

I mean come on guys we're just going to bounce so hard

>>57907971
>What can we do better, when will we know how?
>A man says from a sidewalk to a crowd.
This song has never not been relevant

>>57908330
Took profits at the top of my bongland account 3x etfs for the first time, probably ever. Left my initial in which will now taking a fat shit come Monday. Ho hum.

NVD Chads, our time is now

>tsm is red
My account is finished. It's been a fun ride lads but it's time for me to go.

>NatGas going up
>Ass&Pee going down
I am unbeheemed.

>nvda crashes few %
>entire dumps 2-3x
goddamn we are all exposed to NVIDIA..

prolly around 850 good entry, all overleverage should have been liquidated

>>57908407
>red id
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57907846
Is Walmart going out of business?

>>57908364
keep buying the S&P, what is it down .25% ? get off this board, go to costco hand have a hotdog

>>57908342
this run up was so fucking retarded, even more retarded are the people who don't take their winnings and become new gme/bbby baggies

You did go all in on FNMA, right anon?

>>57908420
are they the last retailer that doesn't lock up laundry soap and deodorant?
i'd say that's bullish, i refuse to shop anywhere that does that

>>57908420
When was the last time you had sex?

>Gold 2183 at ATH
BULLISH FOR STOCKS

>>57908432
>FNMA
s-should I?

Gold

>he isn't buying generational NVDA dip of 2024
Last chance to get in before 1000 is the new floor next week

>>57908437
What about apple? Are they going out of business?

NVDA DIAMOND HANDS, HODL BROS

5100 is possible goooooooooo

>>57908458
yes people came to their senses and no longer buy $1000 phones every 6 months

>>57908458
Unironically yes.

>>57908335
/v/ wasnt my first board but its fo' sho' my hometown

>>57908458
aapl is about to try for 172.50 again despite current market conditions. Boomers holding em up.

>>57908364
Savings accounts will bleed away value, you pay taxes on your interest gained. And real inflation outpaces the interest, you're just bleeding purchasing power if you have a lot of cash.

Gold was the ultimate prize you poured all your sweat blood and tears into accumulating. You did accumulate your rewards, right?

>>57908364
long term it will outperform any savings account

>>57908474
I feel like we will look back and the iGoggles will mark the top of this mania.

>>57908474
Also all their growth comes from services which they've decided are better for beating devs and users with so that's about to be heavily regulated in Europe and is probably already driving people away from their devices.

>2189 new ATH again

>>57908487
Hold can be inflated anon. We just haven't gone out to get the gold yet.

Is Cisco going out of business too?

AI will find ayy lmaos, you heard it here first

NVDA 800 EOD

SPY calls for next week?

>>57908508
he had one song

>>57908524
lol

AND I DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET
NEVER TOLD ANYONE ANYTHING BAD
CAUSE THAT SHIT'S EMBARRASSING
YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING
AND ALL THAT YOU DID WAS MAKE ME FUCKING SAD

So...what exactly determines the value of a stock? Hopes and dreams?

>>57908537
Pricing in the next 60 years of potential income growth

>>57908537
How much some other sucker is willing to buy it for

The Lunchtime Lurch

>>57908537
How much people want it simple as.

>>57908147
>So how much will they revise down the February job report? 40% again? 50%?
No matter how much they revise it, they will pretend the 10 million jobless illegals don't count. It's all Soviet-style macroeconomic bullshit.

>>57908537
Jews

>>57908537
Willingness of buyers to buy and sellers to sell.

>>57908537
Liquidity, retard. Simple as.

>>57908537
Greed and fear

>>57908537
the price you sell atop the price you buy

NVDA baggies starting to get real grotesque farts

>>57908537
People have been asking that question for 500 years.

>CSCO
>CI
>PFE
>WM
>AEP
My positions are unphased by this justifiably severe dump. This is because I invest in high quality, profitable businesses which trade at reasonable multiples and return value to shareholders instead of fly by night, hype driven fake ai bullshit.

>>57908415
You just exactly now figured this out?

Oh my God I'm getting FUCKED

>nasdaq green
>nvidia red
Lmao
I don't understand this market at all anymore.

Anybody gonna play options on LEGN earnings?
I'm an options newb so I'm shamelessly looking for suggestions.

2 days gains lost in 1,5 hours

I need to double my portfolio 6x to get back to where I was. What are my best options?

ALRIGHT, I'M GOING ALL IN NVDA 940 0DTE CALLS. 57K, THE ENTIRE REST OF MY ACCOUNT IS RISING ON THIS

im hitting the gym t nvda holder

Trading view showed nvidia at 889 at open this morning. Was a *glitch* I guess

Today is my 1Y anniversary of opening my IBKR account

>>57908609
Market maker just took profit off NVDA only, they're not apes.

I want to go long, but I got a feeling we're gonna see $800 next week...

>>57908625
This...this is how you lose money

>>57908636
Lol.

>>57908612
bid/ask spreads are too wide, probably not wise to use options

>Goldbugs crawling out
>Hyper Inflation
>calls for the next great depression
Thank goodness I went heavy today. I had no idea we were going to hit the Generational Bottom of SPY 514 so quick.

>>57908638
Based off of what

>>57908625
friday is max pain day. do you know what/where that is?

>>57908609
rotation into AAPL as safe haven. Risk off movement. I am CFA btw.

>>57908595
>I invest in high quality, profitable businesses which trade at reasonable multiples and return value to shareholders instead of fly by night, hype driven fake ai bullshit.
Why would that strategy work?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMD

>Sell stock yesterday at $10.75
>Down 7% today

Do I rebuy at $9.80 or wait for lower?

>Boeing

>>57908651

Goodbye SOXL
Hello SOXS

>>57908625
you're looking at early retirement in the face right now. congrats

I need a real Account. And then lose big

Soxl bros. You said the line only went up. I've lost literally everything.

Just boughted a 1300 3/15

DO NOT CHECK GOLD

>>57908647
I was thinking they looked sorta strange that's why I asked, tysm for letting me know!!

>>57908649
jewish instincts

>1 months of gains down
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9r_pZL4boE

>>57908682
Did you just buy in this morning or what

>>57908697
best ones to have tbqh

>>57907891
I am still higher than at the start of the week, so I am happy :)

>>57908636
You cant even beat S&P500 in a bull market. Stop investing and buy bills instead boomer san

>>57908702
Ah last night

>mcdonalds taken over by the anime virus
opened short. Straight to zero. Nothing recovers from the anime virus.

>>57908637
I think it's funny 3 hours ago this thread was 99% reddit screaming they were aping into nvidia at 1000 for the epic run to 2000 and now it's dumping. Hopefully it dumps hard back to 600 and this shit shuts the fuck down.

le market can stay le irrational for Le longer than you can stay le liquid

>>57908656
Selloff in sympathy with nvidia.

>>57908719
Wcdonalds :)

>>57908720
Screencapped for inevitable 2k

god i hate fridays like this

buy buy buy. TSMC getting $5B

>>57908116
>The nasdaq is down 0.58%! Time to celebrate!!!
>Still 38% up over the last year
How sad for bobo

>>57908739
Nvidia 2000 EOY.

>>57908739
>nvda will be worth more than MSFT
yeah sure

what happened here, did I miss something?

>>57908636
I recognize that pattern! Except I bailed after 6 months and heavily allocated towards S&P

>BA is only down 1%
>UAL is only down 1%
Looks like people are willing to accept a few accidental deaths as long as they get more diversity.

>>57908774
Someone taking profit and sour grapes incels mocking nvidia chads.

>>57908639
>>57908651
>>57908677
THE CLIMB IS STARTING

Plungeprotection team has arrived

AAPL HAS ANSWERED THE CALL FOR AID

>>57908720
This is just the calm before the runup. Market Makers are getting on a little cheaper before it goes to infinity (and beyond)

>>57908784
White people will happily die in WW3 so that their replacements can survive and thrive.

I'm going to slurp the fuck out of SOXL once my cash settles next week

>>57908625
your account is going to get blown the fuck up doing shit like this.... believe me i've blown up a lot of accounts.

How do you see BTC?
It tried to fall after the ATH, but got a positive candle

New stocktwit just dropped

>>57908814
not me

>>57908814
And that is a GOOD thing.

>>57908625
Can someone explain what this means?
$57k bet on NVDA hitting $940 today?

>>57908796
im convinced the Biden admin is juicing this semi run. just had a breaking news on CNBC saying TSMC getting $5b for US fab

>>57908819
>How do you see BTC?
everybody wants to be rich.

>>57908682
>>57908718
Options or shares?

I swear one day I'm going to catch one of these fucking drops. ONE DAY!

>>57908819
I’ve never seen a BTC IRL

>>57908828
Yes, and when it does I will be a millionaire, or very close to it.

>>57908819
I invite you to look at this, seems relevant

>>57908843
Shares. Im memeing. I'm down 300$

>>57908636
Just buy VTI and walk away, anon

>>57908851
God speed

Bears getting heemed.

>>57908662
>Canadian company
Don’t touch it with a ten-foot pole

>>57908625
>0DTE CALLS
Godspeed

>>57908845
If you can't hold it, do you really own it?

>>57908844
>>57907968

>>57908882
But I'm a Leaf and don't want to pay fees.

>>57908851
When is the “day” up? 4pm eastern time?
Anon I will hope for you.

>>57908851
What happens when $900 becomes resistance instead of support?

>>57908609
What?

>>57908787
how many calls did you buy

Asks broke 900 then immediately dumped. It’s so over nigvida bros

it feels like we're barely holding through thanks to lunch time pump power but we'll get the sourest of sour hours after the boost wears off

I told you it'll crash after I buy

big dogs smelling the tree trunk right now, it's over

900$ DIAMOND resistance. TITANIUM CEILING

Power hour will save us trust the plan -Q

i'm manifesting nvido 910

>>57908930
Sure thing bobo.

today is a nice day to visit reddit

There's no way NVDA will go under $850, right? Everyone wants what the company is selling.

Render my dickkkkk

>>57908982
You're about to get rugged by AMD and TinyGrad.

>>57908928
bro shut the fuck up

>>57908982
don't fucking paper hand you motherfucker

AHHHHH IM GONNA SLUUUUUUURP

>>57908625
post pics

>>57908920
536

>>57908911
3+ hours left in the day, just you wait

>>57909000
Ultra baggie
>>57909006
Scrubs in this thread have like maybe a combined 25 nvda shares there is no way all of us selling or holding changes its direction at all

>>57908636

>>57908928
They're never going to recover from this will they?

>>57909010
slurp NVDA bro

NVDA certificate bros, how are we doing?

>>57908625
is this you?

at any given moment you're always only one sentence of words of information away from being the wealthiest man who ever lived

>>57909030
NICE FUD RETARD

>>57908971

>>57909040
no those are the ones that have been purchased prior to today, he's part of today's volume.

>>57909042
"I love you"

SELL EVERYTHING

>>57909049
Kek see you next thread at close baggie

I wrote puts you can thank me for the double dip

>>57909061
What about my Abbott labs put options?

I'm out.

>>57909055
if it hits 1k, you're collecting 6k a contract. big if true

>>57909042
Like if you could magically predict price changes? That's like saying you're one lottery ticket away from wealth. We're investors (like >>57908625), not gamblers.

>>57908844

bake?

aapl and uvxy up. Its a good day. Best this week.

>BIG BEAR AI was the canary

>>57909130
This is the last /smg/.

>>57909138
I hope

>>57909137
Is that a GRND competitor?

tlt looking saucey this early afternoon. The adults are in charge.

>>57909138
And... coincidentally... the worst, I guess

>>57909138
>>57909143
For the best really

>>57909151
BBW is still green

Live audio from the NVIDIA pit at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange
https://vocaroo.com/1arW56ypRqcu

>>57908716
I was beating it until PBR crashed

>>57908778
>>57908862
Yeah I have other accounts that are in ETFs this is my play account

george soros, jeff bezos, bill gates all watching this number crash closely in real-time with us all here today - it's over

yes...yes...die

i'm out, it can go up now.

fine i baked
>>57909197
>>57909197
>>57909197

>>57908693
oh shit...

>>57909170
mumu btfo

>>57908625
You're gonna rope Anon.

>>57909164
Excellent.

>>57909170
If you want the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

>>57909219
That thing is swinging .2% every minute. A bot's paradise

the frogs won, verification not required

Oh shit they're coming for the 850s

TOTAL NVIDIA DEATH

>>57908625
the outcome?