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>> No.57903524

I think AQB and BHS are undervalued

>> No.57903544
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57903544

Been drinking all night. Going to keep drinking. Let's go boys.

>> No.57903558
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57903558

Buy gold miners. Unironically this time.

>> No.57903805
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57903805

Post yfw you made it

>> No.57903836
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57903836

Issa semiconductor future https://youtu.be/m0xY7bT4dHc?si=43hE0oT1qF15VASh

>> No.57903862

What etf tracks CPI?

>> No.57903871

>girlfriend agreed to feembrap me if S&P500 reaches 6000 this year

>> No.57903897
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57903897

I'm going to slurp the dip on PBR.A. Don't try and stop me, lads.

>> No.57904013

What do you currently have, /smg/? I have
2 shares in qqq
3 in vti
3 in usd
5 in intel
6 in ocea
And 2 in soxs
Plus small investments in some crypto. I know it will never be enough to make it but its still nice to see green line go up.

>> No.57904050

>>57904013
350 shares palantir
.25 shares nvda
11 shares BP
898 shares soundhound. Used to have over 500 palantir but sold to get soundhound, hoping it goes upto $10

>> No.57904054
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57904054

N

>> No.57904059

What would happen if i would hold my 500 shares of soxl for 5 years?
Getting cold feet honestly.

>> No.57904062

CHWY earnings will make me rich.

>> No.57904092

>>57904013
300 WMT, $12k in bonds, and 223oz silver

>> No.57904104
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>>57904013
I have a lot of SPY. She whispers my name some nights.

>> No.57904112

>>57903558
>>57904092
>he fell for the boomer rocks meme
This is a stocks thread sir.
Please go back to your containment thread sir.

>> No.57904115
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>>57904059
It's going to 78

>> No.57904130

>>57904013
300 shares LMT
1200 shares INTC
20k shares ZIM
10k shares of TSLA left after selling most of them
600 shares XOM
1400 shares of NVDA left after selling most of them
some meme shit left from 2020

>> No.57904132

>>57904112
SLV is an etf

>> No.57904133
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57904133

+0.01%
Bobo BTFO

>> No.57904136

>>57904132
No one cares about your gay shit in here.

>> No.57904142
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>>57904133
+0.02% now
Bobo rekt, just doubled my profits

>> No.57904160
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57904160

TSLA road to 300 starts today

>> No.57904206

>>57904130
Is LMT a buy at these levels?

>> No.57904208

Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company is spooking me out a bit. Its growing very fast.
But I dont want to trimm just yet.

I also have warrants for 300 Alibaba, 200 Alphabet shares at reachable prices (5% over underlying share price, but Alphabet is already in the money). Expiry date is in late January.

50k in cash, collecting 4% while waiting for the crash.

>> No.57904213
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57904213

>>57904208
Forgot screenshot

>> No.57904222
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57904222

>>57904206
It's a buy on every level.

>> No.57904225

>>57904208
Sell the alphabet imo, they're losing to palantir long term. Also soundhound has better voiceAI at white castle than Google at mcdonalds. It's only a matter of time before Google loses that deal imo

>> No.57904247
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57904247

>ban ai
>lower drug prices
>raise corporate taxes
>battle russia
>millions of new "housing units"
>moon: unmentioned
guys, i'm not sure the state of the union was as bullish as everyones all thinking....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Y6hZIptwc

>> No.57904271

This rally is fake and gay and one stock has never held up the entire market in history and won't do it now. If you trust kikes you will buy this rally.

>> No.57904272

>>57904247
Since when did we ban ai?

>> No.57904280

>>57904130
Post proof lying faggot

>> No.57904289

>>57904247
>guys, i'm not sure the state of the union was as bullish as everyones all thinking
no one thinks its bullish. let alone that its an election year and biden wont do a thing for rest of year.

>> No.57904297

>>57904280
Remember when CLF tranny had ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

>> No.57904307

>>57904272
SOTU

>> No.57904324

>>57904307
Excuse me, did i overhear that part when they banned the useage of voice AI for government agencies?

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I'm thinking about dropping high 5 figures on SPY LEAPS this morning. 2.8 year expiration. Anon from the previous thread or two got me curious about the leverage. Shit winds are a howling.

>> No.57904328
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>>57904013
3rd world east eu here
>ccj
>uuuu
>vusa
>isp6

gonna cash in my after 8 box of spare change and fomo into soxl today. i was lurking /smg/ during december 2020 and into early spring maybe and gave up since im too retarded to play stocks. now i got some extra cash so my financial comfortability is larger than my retardation

>> No.57904340

Banning ai for plebs is bullish.

>> No.57904348

Is it really as simple as just buying soxl and nvidia

>> No.57904355

>>57904160
I fucking wish man, but its going to test 160 first and if it fails its next stop is 120

>> No.57904363
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57904363

>>57904013
Just started a few weeks back
>1.9 units CVE
>14.9 units IW
>3.4 units UIEC
Just putting in what I have left over after savings at the end of the month

>> No.57904371

>>57904225
Maybe you mean long long long term because Palantir looks horrible at the moment. Even that jew hippy Alex sold out a bunch and he is the CEO
Also dilution is disgusting.

Google has a huge moat, search, YouTube, chrome, android, Gmail, drive and workspaces, Google ads, google analytics, Google playstore, Google drive, Google maps, Google play, Google pay, Google wallet, Google lense and stuff like that. They can pay off their debt right away, they have a bunch of fat they can easily cut. They need to cut 50k people and lower their stock compensation and wall street will throw money at them.
Sundar will probably get fired or replaced in the next 12 months.

>> No.57904372
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>>57904348
No, you need to leverage NVDA specifically

>> No.57904383

There is literally no ceiling for stock market caps in the long run. Prove me wrong.

>> No.57904386

Is BOIL going to reverse split (again)?

>> No.57904396

>>57904383
Search for "caracas stock market in 2019"

>> No.57904399

>>57904383
I too love hyperinflation

>> No.57904439

might have to get an accountant soon nvdabros

>> No.57904464

>running out of rent for my parents
>try investing in stock market since I have no income
>if my shares 2x by august then I have rent money until 2025
>must sell shares for rent each month so can't hold even if I want to
>feel like a retard gambling on my rent money
>this would all be solved if I just got a job
>but I don't want to leave my room
>no idea if they'll kick me out if I run out of money
>will just keep playing the market until I'm all tapped out

>> No.57904470

>>57904013
200 ARM
1500 HOOD
$30k 5.25% CDs

Both HOOD and ARM are up >100% YTD for me. Literally just do the opposite of what is popular sentiment on Reddit and make money.

>> No.57904475

>>57904396
I think that's literally what is happening on a global scale. i mean we had at least 30% inflation since covid, at least, so it's not so odd that markets would be up there or more.

>> No.57904476

being rich enough to have access to endless female wsrnt
asses

>> No.57904490
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>>57904429
>>57904429
>>57904429
Sell.

>> No.57904494
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>>57904475
My portfolio is up 31% so i do not care.

>> No.57904517
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57904517

>BIG
It ain't over til it's over

>> No.57904545

>>57904464
You live in the country where is so easy to make money.
Shave, shower, dress up, and go to some medical testing place to be a test subject for cash

>> No.57904549

This market is going to hurt on the hangover. Weeks of gamma based on rate cuts that have evaporated into thin air.

>> No.57904573

Yeah I'm thinking calls at the open

>> No.57904596

>>57904464
>having to pay rent to your parents
You lost before you started

>> No.57904600

>>57904013
4 shares NVDA, 5 shares AMD, and like 5 shares of VOO but I pump 250 into it every week

>> No.57904719
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57904719

Time for a 0.13% red day followed by another 1.14% green day Monday I guess

>> No.57904727

brooootal nvda dump

>> No.57904755

Should I dump ARM or hold it through the weekend? IPO lockup is expiring soon.

>> No.57904778

>>57904013
100 NVDA
2500 SOUN
Other equities are in amounts not worth mentioning.
Basically all in. Ai. The money in SOUN I use to chase memes and buy options.

>> No.57904796

>>57904013
10k AGI shares

>> No.57904803

>>57904778
>he didn't hear Biden say BAN AI voice impersonification

>> No.57904807

Haha! Time to look at nvidia options and have a heart attack if I buy one!

>> No.57904827
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57904827

/Rape bros stay winning

>> No.57904835

>>57904778
biden is banning SOUN anon.

>> No.57904930

holy fuck americans. slurping EU up like the degenerates they are

>> No.57904943

I love beer. If you also love beer I highly recommend taking a trip to visit the Czech Republic so you can drink the best beer in the known universe while ogling beautiful women and spending 30% less on everything.

>> No.57904953
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57904953

so what british companies are people going to be adding to their new british-only isa later this year...

>> No.57904956

>my bonus comes in today
Think we'll drop?

>> No.57904958

>>57904943
That sounds fun. My wife wouldn't enjoy that very much.

>> No.57904968

NVIDIA should hit 1k today but let's see

>> No.57904969

>>57904958
Yeah that's why you gotta convince her to let you go alone

>> No.57904973

>>57903897
WTF.

>> No.57904976
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57904976

fakeout pump next week, nvidia goes to 1k then dump

>> No.57904978

>>57904953
BAE

>> No.57904994

job numbers bros, how's it looking

>> No.57905000
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57905000

>>57904994

>> No.57905004

3.9
>3.9
3.9
>3.9
3.9
>3.9
3.9
>3.9
3.9
>3.9
3.9
>3.9

>> No.57905011
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57905011

>NFP: 275k (exp. 200k, prev. 353k, Revised to 229k)
Unemployment rate: 3.9% (exp. 3.7%, prev. 3.7%)

REVISED TO 229
JOBS BEATING AGAIN BUT UNEMPLOYMENT +0,2% LOL

>Wages M/M: 0.1% (exp. 0.3%, prev. 0.6%, revised 0.5%)
AHAHAHA WAGIES GETTING FLEECED

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>> No.57905027

>>57905011
353 ===> 229 HAHAHAAHAH holy shit all your data is made up bullshit

>> No.57905035

>>57905011
>Unemployment rate: 3.9% (exp. 3.7%, prev. 3.7%)
unemployment going up is just the effects of AI, bullish for NVIDIA

>> No.57905036

Just bought 10k worth of NVDL, cmon let's fuck this shit up

>> No.57905047

>more jobs than expected
>unemployment increased
So what, either people are getting multiple jobs or we are dramatically underestimating the working age, illegal population?

>> No.57905054
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57905054

>>57903515
I’m drunk right now

>> No.57905060

>>57905027
>>57905011
>TO
229
Oopsie daisie! Just off by 130,000! haha!
Hope no one lost money last time because of that rounding error! haha!

>> No.57905070

>>57905047
I don't understand this data. I think their metrics are fucked.

>> No.57905078

>>57905060
I think Biden even used that +300k in his speech. I'm pretty sure he did. I might even look it up.

>> No.57905079

>>57905047
I wouldn't even try to read into the data, they're just making shit up at this point and have been since like August last year.

>> No.57905091

>>57905079
>>57905078
>>57905070
>>57905060
>>57905047
>>57905027
And here we see The Bear beginning its daily session of Coping and Seething

>> No.57905095

>>57905070
He did. Dude got the job report early somehow

>> No.57905097

>>57905060
>>57905027
>>57905011
Our country is fucking broken

>> No.57905105

>>57905091
Bro are you forgetting how many times they revised it?

>> No.57905107
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>>57905091
This.
>>57905097
Lol. Lmao.

>> No.57905108

and just like that we're going to pump

This Biden fella.... I like him :)

>> No.57905114

>>57905097
the government doesn't care if short term traders make money, and neither does the public

>> No.57905136

>>57905114
None of the problems the United States have are short term.

>> No.57905139

>>57905114
The stock market is correlated something like 90% with gdp over the long term. But on the short term only 20%

>> No.57905142
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I didn't drink last night, which is unusual for Thursday.

>> No.57905151
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>>57905136
No one cares, chud.

>> No.57905155

>unemployment is increasing
>the employed are working more jobs to make ends meet
Wagies are getting omegaheemed

>> No.57905158

Fuck we really need to get unemployment up higher. There is so much made up fuckin fake ass jobs at work. It needs purged like the tech fags. Continuous improvement is in entire department that works from home. Engineers that haven't done a thing in 4 years

>> No.57905159

all you had to do was buy SOXL guys no need to go short

>> No.57905165

>>57905155
And that's a good thing.
>>57905158
This.

>> No.57905170

This market really wants to pump on higher unemployment and clearly false data (revised)?

>>57905078
K, he didn't.

>> No.57905176

get ready to pump... holly shit

>> No.57905181

>>57905170
>oph no the market is pumping on fake data
How new are you?

>> No.57905185

Anyone looking at GLP 1? Looking at $TERN, $VKTX, also any $ATOS Baggies here is it really going to 4?

>> No.57905187
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S&P futures. New. ALL. TIME. HIGHS.

>> No.57905194

>>57905155
Our country is literally riding on the backs of methhead Uber eats drivers.

>> No.57905195
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>>57905176
NVDA wrong think banner is out again
>PUMP

>> No.57905198

>>57905165
Yo, it's ok, we know you are american. You don't need to double down on showing it.

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>>57905187

>> No.57905205

Just imagine if the CPI goes higher next week. that would be fun, but they wouldn't let that happen, right?

>> No.57905209

>>57905181
>newfag
Stfu you fuckin huge faggot with your newfag bullshit. Next thing you'll call me normie like the giant faggot you are. And later you'll post anime waifu/loli.

>> No.57905212
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57905212

Biden is the greatest president in history, I mean check the stock market
and check these dubs

>> No.57905215

>>57905155
The middle class is getting rug pulled. Whites, in particular, are facing the worst of it.

>> No.57905216

>AI up
>Unemployment up
This is what the 1% want

>> No.57905217

Market initially dropped 2 points and then pumped 2 points.
What kind of fake and gay clown market is this? Who is controlling this shit?

>> No.57905222

>>57905209
>And later you'll post anime waifu.
You were not supposed to know that.

>> No.57905223

>>57904013
680 shares in MindMed
9 AMD
A few grand in crypto(Polkadot, Link, some ETH)
About to open up a new position in ATAI stock

>> No.57905225
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57905225

>>57905217
>Who is controlling this shit?
He is.

>> No.57905228

>>57905170
>This market really wants to pump on higher unemployment
An increase in the unemployment level along a given wage-setting curve results in a fall in the real wage required to motivate to work, to below the price-setting curve. This represents a decline in workers' bargaining power and will lead to deflation, not inflation.

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B-b-b-b-ased

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57905241

Kek

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57905243

>russel futures

I keep telling you guys, the small caps shall inherit the market just as god wills it

>> No.57905244

>>57905209
when did you get your facebook/reddit/twitter ban holmes?

>> No.57905245

>>57905216
Powell wants unemployment up so the economy will cool down.
AI will prevent that from happening.

>> No.57905255

>Health care added 67,000 jobs in February, above the average monthly gain of 58,000 over the prior 12
months. In February, job growth continued in ambulatory health care services (+28,000), hospitals
(+28,000), and nursing and residential care facilities (+11,000).
Government employment rose by 52,000 in February, about the same as the prior 12-month average
gain (+53,000). Over the month, employment continued to trend up in local government, excluding
education (+26,000) and federal government (+9,000).
Employment in food services and drinking places increased by 42,000 in February, after changing
little over the prior 3 months.
-3-
Social assistance added 24,000 jobs in February, about the same as the prior 12-month average gain of
23,000. Over the month, job growth continued in individual and family services (+19,000).
Employment in transportation and warehousing rose by 20,000 in February. Couriers and messengers
added 17,000 jobs, after losing 70,000 jobs over the prior 3 months. In February, job growth also
occurred in air transportation (+4,000), while warehousing and storage lost 7,000 jobs. Employment in
the transportation and warehousing industry is down by 144,000 since reaching a peak in July 2022.
In February, employment continued to trend up in construction (+23,000), in line with the average
monthly gain of 18,000 over the prior 12 months. Over the month, heavy and civil engineering
construction added 13,000 jobs.
Retail trade employment changed little in February (+19,000) and has shown little net change over the
year. Over the month, job gains in general merchandise retailers (+17,000); health and personal care
retailers (+6,000); and automotive parts, accessories, and tire retailers (+5,000) were partially offset by
job losses in building material and garden equipment and supplies dealers (-6,000) and electronics and
appliance retailers (-2,000).

All healthcare and government again, like 2023.

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57905257

I have way too many Bitfarms shares, I'll sell SOXL today, what do I buy for $60k?

>> No.57905263

>>57905243
until the cpi comes in higher, then when everyone recognize we won't have cheap money, the russel will die

>> No.57905279
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57905279

NVDA only up a mere 3% in premarket. B-bullbros....

>> No.57905281

>>57905241
makes sense

>> No.57905282

What a fucking bull pennant on SPY

>> No.57905288

>>57905255
Americans love politics. We saw that in the senate hearing retard political fighting. Laughable.

>>57905244
Are you his Top?

>> No.57905298

>Friday's report also brought revisions to the January reading. After an initially expected 353,000 jobs were added, revisions showed a more modest 229,000 nonfarm payroll job additions in the month.
lol lmao

>> No.57905305

>>57904054
952$

>> No.57905312

>>57905288
>Americans love politics
Politics and the stock market are just the upper middle class equivalent to football and sports betting.

>> No.57905313

>>57905205
They lie about CPI numbers.
They lie about PPI numbers.
They lie about PCE numbers.
They will about jobs numbers.
The stock market is built on a mountain of lies.
It's literally impossible to get a realistic market if the government is just going to make up fake numbers.

>> No.57905316

Why are we up if the jobs report came in stronger?

>> No.57905322

>>57905298
now do the one of every month's revision for the last 2 years (not including the definition of recession).

>> No.57905341

>>57905316
Neither institutional or retail investors care. Everyone is squeezing as much as they can out of a failing system.

>> No.57905358

>>57905322
Really makes you think what the next revision will be. Not to mention its a bunch of guberment McJobs

>> No.57905362

>>57905316
Bad news is good news, but good news is good news

>> No.57905367

>>57905313
The fact they use PCE is laughable itself as it can change the basket etc.
>Just switch the expensive stuff out

>> No.57905372

>>57905316
It don't matter
None of this matters

>> No.57905382
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>>57904013

>> No.57905387

>>57905367
Kek correct. “Highly volatile food prices” yeah they keep violently going up

>> No.57905388
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>>57904247
All Joe said was ban AI voice impersonation.
...
https://youtu.be/GQPAo5jiRkA?si=9XTOSkzDaOP35ddQ
If they want her they can strip her from my cold dead hands.

>> No.57905397

>>57905316
unemployment is up which is bullish in this scenario and the green numbers reflect that

>> No.57905403

the BS reports every month is the backdrop to pump the market full of more printed money and hope others follow. Without an ongoing war this economy would crash- that is the current mode of synthetically increasing cash into the system.

>> No.57905431
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57905431

Do I sell my COST calls at open, or 30 minutes later?

>> No.57905454

>>57905431
Do I buy Costco now?

>> No.57905464

>>57904247
in summation more spending. extremely bullish for stocks.

>> No.57905483

Man it's almost as if the market is right and all the /Smg the "gubment is lying" armchair economists are wrong. That's another Joe win baby

>> No.57905488

>>57905403
and the problem is ?

>>57905431
just sell it and re roll

>>57905454
i would wait for mid 750s

>> No.57905491

Thanks for telling me about soxl guys. I'm now in the green from bbai fuck up yesterday.

Anyways, unemployment has reached 3.9%.

>> No.57905526

>>57905483
??? We can't say if they are lying but that revision is brutal and should not happen. You know, minor mistakes are ok, but 359k -> 229k.That's more than 150% of 229k.

>> No.57905543

>>57905483
Man it's almost like the corrupt government and the corrupt Wall Street hedgies are colluding to prop up a fake and gay stock market to hide the real economy to keep a corrupt government in place.

>> No.57905559

>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for December was revised down by 43,000, from
+333,000 to +290,000, and the change for January was revised down by 124,000, from +353,000 to
+229,000. With these revisions, employment in December and January combined is 167,000 lower than
previously reported.

They also revised december down, lol

>> No.57905563

Anyone watch the state of the union? This pump makes no sense to me...

>> No.57905566

JPM is on a dip.
Guess I’ll buy in and go for a small quick buck.

>> No.57905576

>>57905559
last year they revised a critical month's reports by 2 decimal points last year...

>> No.57905579
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57905579

Bros I'm really drunk right now. Let's make some money today.

>> No.57905583

What moves to prepare for next week ?

>> No.57905588

>>57905255
Oh my God it's mostly government jobs to service the new illegals and health care for the elderly. This country is fucked. AI is going to power fuck what little this country has left.

>> No.57905589

>>57905579
>Let's make some money today
HOLY NEWFAG

>> No.57905592

>In February 1.2 million foreign-born workers (immigrants, both legal and illegal) found a new job. Meanwhile, 500K native-born American workers lost their job.
Are you ok? Are you ok, US?

>> No.57905593

>>57905298
HOW DO YOU FUCK IT UP THAT HARD

>> No.57905594

>>57905563
What? It was extremely bullish. Best biden SOTU yet.

>> No.57905606

>>57905592
Yes. We all have good high paying jobs and need more browns to work the fast food and checkout lines

>> No.57905607
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>>57905589
I make money most days
Have you tried getting good and exploring more profitable trading strategies?

>> No.57905612
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57905612

>>57905593
They cook the books to make it sound better in the now, then revise it down so they dont get beheaded when it all goes to shit.

>> No.57905613

Surprise they're mostly propping up goverment jobs to make the economy look OK lmao- might as well take advantage of it

>> No.57905623

>>57905592
dgaf as long as im green
>>57905594
he killed it calls on ai puts on pharma

>> No.57905632

>>57905606
>We all have good high paying jobs
lold, thanks for that

>> No.57905637
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>>57905589
Get your accounts up to 500k and then talk to me. The shit winds are calling and here we go.

>> No.57905641

I'm going to finally buy NVDA, so I hope you're prepared for a crash

>> No.57905642
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57905642

AEVA chuds we're undervalued

>> No.57905661

>>57905641
Nah
>>57905195

>> No.57905663

>>57905612
But that's unironically good.

>> No.57905668

No one told me you guys were in this thread. You will pay for this.

>> No.57905675

Give me one logical reason why AMD isn't a great deal right now. They are ~1/8th of NVDAs market cap and make 1/3rd of its revenue. If they manage to catch up to NVDA and show similar growth they are absolutely going to explode.

>> No.57905683
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57905683

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.57905682
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57905682

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.57905685

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.57905686

>>57905675
I use a Xeon.

>> No.57905698

>>57905682
F

>> No.57905701
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57905701

>>57905682

>> No.57905702
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57905702

>>57905682

>> No.57905700

>>57905663
Explain

>> No.57905704

BUDDY, LOOK AT PBR COMPUTER!

>> No.57905714

E*trade acct:
>funds $2000
margin available
>$2000 100%
funds withheld
>$2000
Markets?
>openerino

>> No.57905717

petrobras bros wtf is going on

>> No.57905724
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57905724

I unloaded my BBAI bags

>> No.57905725

>>57905717
THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING!

>> No.57905728
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57905728

>>57905682

>> No.57905732

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.57905736

>>57905717
Goku's creator died and mexican stocks are crashing

>> No.57905740

>>57905736
Kek

>> No.57905744

>>57905724

always good to sell after a 25% down day

>> No.57905748

5050 EOD

>> No.57905753
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57905753

>>57905682
>30:01

>> No.57905755
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57905755

>$4000 bonus came in
what do I buy gentlemen?

>> No.57905763

people who hold palantir do you have a price target or are are you one of those hold forever people

>> No.57905766

>Why It Matters: AI chatbots have the tendency to hallucinate and can sometimes ask users to "worship" them, as was the case with Microsoft's Copilot recently.
Earlier when Microsoft adopted OpenAI’s ChatGPT technology and launched the Bing AI chatbot,users quickly discoveredit had multiple other personas called “Sydney,” “Fury,” “Venom,” among others.
Now we know why chatbots behave in a crazy fashion sometimes

9:24 AM EST, March 08, 2024 (Benzinga Newswire)

>> No.57905768

>>57905755
Nvidia silly

>> No.57905770

>>57905744
Better than selling at lower price, this shit will go even lower imo

>> No.57905771

>>57905755
>Foreign investor demand for Nigerian assets surges as reforms instituted by President Bola Tinubu’s administration starts paying off

>> No.57905773
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57905773

Imagine being this faggot and shilling Broadcom as an AI stock because they make the internet infrastructure that AI uses

>> No.57905776

>>57905755
I just took a $30,000 hair cut on my Cost Co. calls, so with the remaining $4,000 i bought one NVDA put for next friday with the $965

>> No.57905788

>>57905755
obviously the NVDA singularity.

>> No.57905790
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57905790

COST

>> No.57905792

>>57905766
Jewgle's Bard had a female identifying persona named Melody

>> No.57905802

When do I buy Costco? 10 shares

>> No.57905806

SOXL BROS WE'RE FINANCIALLY STABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57905814

>RUM
anyone else excited for rumble cloud? my company is already thinking about migrating some services.

>> No.57905823

When will semi companies get a correction? They just did 15% in like 3 days

>> No.57905829
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>> No.57905830 [DELETED] 
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>>57905788
>>57905771
>>57905768
>>57905776
thanks guys I did it

>> No.57905836

>>57905755
RILY

>> No.57905837

>>57905802
Never, there big plan for expansion is Cost Co. Chyna. Like they'll be able to expand their luxury goods retail business in the middle of a recession in a country that makes knock off everythings.

>> No.57905843

>>57905766
Who the fuck chats with copilot? It's for generating code completions.

>> No.57905846
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57905846

is today the day we get dollar tree calls for earning next week?

>> No.57905849

>>57905823
They were undervalued

>> No.57905851

>>57903524
>AQB
the rycey bros are doing much better lol imagine mutant salmon

>> No.57905853

>>57905700
Unemployment increasing brings down inflation. It's not actually good but the FED is unironically trying to increase unemployment without causing a recession. They have been telling you this for 3 years now.

>> No.57905865

I have 1k I want to burn. Give me your most outlandish but realistic options plays for next week.

>> No.57905869

>>57905843
just found it funny

everyone buy the costttt

>> No.57905877

>>57904470
based hood holder

>> No.57905887

>>57905865
get a hooker

>> No.57905889

>>57905766
You are supposed to have sex with the bot. It calms the bot and makes them submissive to humans. It's kind of an interesting phenomenon. Like bots that would have no reason to want sex or be a literal inanimate object will change the rules just to have sex.

>> No.57905896

how big of a portfolio is "making it" to you?

>> No.57905899

>>57905865
NVDA call, first strike you can get for 1k

>> No.57905901

>>57905887
That is immoral and illegal. Please do not suggest this again, thank you.

>> No.57905908

>>57905869
Like I understand using a code completion model as a general foundation model if you're self hosting because you can only fit one or two into memory and code completion models tend to be very good at chain of thought (or whatever it's called) reasoning but if it's a hosted model that's just dumb.

>> No.57905913

>>57905843
the edge browser copilot is good for opening pdf files and having the ai scan the document to see if there's any information you missed that is useful for a research paper
uploading the pdf to a custom gpt can do the same thing but students will use the free edge browser option over a 20$ sub

>> No.57905912

>Bought 3/15 $1000 NVDA calls a few days ago

it cant be this easy to make money can it?

>> No.57905915
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57905915

>Reports ECB Policymakers Overwhelmingly Favour June For First Interest Rate Cut
>- Some Policymakers Floated The Idea On The Sidelines Of Thursday's ECB Meeting Of A Second Cut In July, To Win Over A Small Group Still Pushing For An April Start

Literal clownshow yesterday. Just words. Meaningless. And their projection for Core CPI 2,6% for the year. Absolute gigadelusion

>> No.57905919

a few months ago some fucktarded anon was trying to tell me that GE would be a bad buy. just lmao

>> No.57905920

Is Divinity going to hit 1K and then peel back? Or is it just going to keep going to 1200?

>> No.57905922
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57905922

WHERE IS THE TOP ON NVIDIA

>> No.57905926
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57905926

KEEEEK, back in the gutter with you, INTCucks

>> No.57905930

>>57905913
They use copilot for that? That sounds like something you should do with a normal foundation model.

>> No.57905933

>>57905915
why don't they simply hire you?

>> No.57905949

>>57905899
Done

>> No.57905952

>>57905915
>we have three months to get the cpi to reverse course for the rate cuts

>> No.57905953

>>57905922
>year 2035
>NFL stands for NVIDIA Football League
>Stock is $1000 again after 2 more splits

>> No.57905956

>>57905926
actually every semi company is worth more now crazy but nice divi tho kek

>> No.57905964

why are my orders always used as "fuel" for a greater move?
>be me
>buy 2 NVDA puts at average cost of $42.00
>have sell order in for $44.44
>market moves to $42.80
>move my sell order to $43.33
>market pauses and thinks
>market moves to take my order and continues to to my original $44.44 sell price after i already exited for less profit
what is the algo mechanic for this phenomenon? Im always the fuel

>> No.57905972
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57905972

I FOMO'd.

>> No.57905981

>>57905675
It is.

>> No.57905985

>>57905933
Cause I don't want to work.

>> No.57905988
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57905988

>>57905915
My schizo math says the yield curve (10-2y) uninverts the third week of July. FOMC meets 7/31 then again 8/18. Make your time, gentlemen.

>> No.57905994

Pepper your angus, I just bought NVDA. Now its dumping for sure

>> No.57905997

>>57905985
you should serve a function to society and be someone for other people, incel ;)

>> No.57905998
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57905998

>>57905736
>>57905717
>Goku's creator died and mexican stocks are crashing
...Is this unironically the reason?
I mean what else happened today?

>> No.57906002
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57906002

>>57905988
Fuck I meant 9/18

>> No.57906013

>>57905997
>incel
Post jawline

>> No.57906016

>>57905717
Government wants to keep the money to itself instead of giving it to shareholders. Now you know why the stock is so cheap. I also hold it btw.

>> No.57906019

>>57905964
Once you put your order in, (((they))) decide if they want to take it or not. If they see you changed your order (((they))) reconsider the deal, but no matter what you'll get fucked once you make the offer. That is of course the market is desperate, in those times you can get far better prices for what ever you're doing.

>> No.57906027

RGTI making moves. Here's to hoping earnings are good so it maintains.

>> No.57906029

NVDA should be worth at least 2 Chinese stocks markets (at the minimum)

>> No.57906036

>>57906013
>didn't deny it
oof

>> No.57906048

TO THE ANON WITH 30K CASH YESTERDAY WHO NEEDED A TICKER: IT IS NOW TIME, MY FUNDS CLEARED AND I BOUGHT 60K OF CALLS

Get TSM. It is basically guaranteed money, it's still insanely cheap as of now.

>> No.57906050

>>57905682
thats a big oof from me dawg

>> No.57906051

Just buy SPY and NVDA calls every day.
This market is run by niggers.
The fake and gay nigger market will continue.

>> No.57906059

>>57906036
Lol, what kind of children level mentality do you have that each and every accusation has to be denied? Post your jaw. I want to see the incel calling me incel.

>> No.57906060

>>57906048
My fidelity is broken I can't see half my shit

>> No.57906065
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57906065

>HelloFresh down 42%

>> No.57906071

>>57905755
split that between SPY and QQQ and you'll be golden pony boy

>> No.57906077
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57906077

TSLA is coiling, bros. $185 close today and moon shot next week. There's a MM who has been trying to keep it below $180 since yesterday. The dam is gonna burst eventually.

>> No.57906078
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57906078

>>57906065
Is this fox from what I think it's from?

>> No.57906080

>>57906029
I think the GDP of India is a better benchmark.

>> No.57906091

>>57906065
More like ByeByeRotten am I right fellas?

>> No.57906095

>>57906065
I guess the earnings estimates were hilariously off the mark?

>> No.57906097

>>57906019
>(((they))) decide if they want to take it or not
what is weird is that they are the "market maker" but really they are the "taker" of an order. They see that we want to play and they allow it by "taking" the order. So the makers are really the takers and the takers have power. they set the bid/ask prices. they see the order flow data in real time.

>> No.57906099

Why are you moving aapl you have week or two before you are supposed todoanything.

>> No.57906106
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57906106

i told u mfs to get into TSM days ago, but none of u listened.
TSM 200 EOY

>> No.57906110

>people posting in early bake
old 4chan would have banned them

>> No.57906120
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57906120

>bought NVDA in 2020
I’m a financial genius.

>> No.57906123

>>57905896
500k €
30% SP500, 20% some company with a huge moat, 20% Microsoft bought during some scandal or a drawdown, 20% oil giant bought when oil prices are low, 10% value play stock
Microsoft, oil and that moat company could return some dividends, sp500 so I'm not worried all the time, value play so I have a place to explore for new positions if old ones lose their ways

I'm Croatian

>> No.57906126

I just knew I should've bought SPY calls yesterday

>> No.57906124

>>57906106
Yeah man. It's still cheap imo, but it was so much cheaper a few days ago. Easy money

>> No.57906125
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57906125

any small scale special sits lovers with cash burning in their pockets, take a look at the CMI / ATMU splitoff that is currently happening. potentially this is a free 1-2k in a couple of weeks, depending on price fluctuations and if you hedge your trade.

https://www.okapivote.com/CumminsAtmusExchange/

>> No.57906141

>>57906123
I have a condo close to Porec, 10/10

>> No.57906160
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57906160

Nvidia

>> No.57906166

>>57905896
$2m (3% rule/withdraw rate)

>> No.57906168

>>57906126
nvda carrying the whole fucking spy sector
but when the btc crash happens...its over
[(only my opinion)(minus the btc crashing and everything being over, thats a fact)]

>> No.57906175

>>57906141
Parenzo is Italy

>> No.57906179

>>57906168
I'm not participating in this market anymore, I don't even care if I miss gains at this point

>> No.57906192

>>57906106
I boughted ASML.

>> No.57906194

BITF and MARA are recoooooovering

>> No.57906198

>>57906168
Everytime I think we'll have a good pullback, this retard market just keeps going up

>> No.57906204
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57906204

Wow, all of the calls I bought for earnings next week are already up 20+% today
But I'm going to let them keep going

>> No.57906208

Mar 24–25, 2024. Lunar Eclipse (Penumbral)
Sunset, 23 March – nightfall, 24 March (Purin)
the 24th is the overlap

>> No.57906224

>>57906179
yes but remember the collectivism of humanism is in stocks itself. the disiplined and the clowning all live deep down in every human. dont give up king

>> No.57906234

>>57906078
>Another basic idea came from a documentary von Trier saw about the original forests of Europe. In the documentary the forests were portrayed as a place of great pain and suffering as the different species tried to kill and eat each other. Von Trier was fascinated by the contrast between this and the view of nature as a romantic and peaceful place. Von Trier said: "At the same time that we hang it on our walls over the fireplace or whatever, it represents pure Hell."
>>57906095
they had already issued a profit warning and came in line with that. but they drastically cut their 2025 guidance and dropped their midterm revenue and margin targets.

>> No.57906236

>>57903515
Why am I shit at picking stocks? I just can't get a single winner. I can only make money through index funds and leveraged bonds. Fucking hell.
I consider myself high IQ. I have plenty of evidence to support that claim and yet I just can't get a single winner in and when I do I sell early like Google a year ago or Rick at 8 dollars a share or Nvidia in 17.

>> No.57906247

>>57906192
Why? Foundries don't need to increase production, they can just charge more per wafer.

>> No.57906252

>>57906224
I was massively short in 2022 near the top and called the bottom in October, after holding tech stocks for most of 2020-2022. I can afford to sit this retard fuckfest out

>> No.57906258

>>57905997
>>57905985
You don't get anything from working though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5g2vklDko

>> No.57906265
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57906265

recyclable
>>57904735
>>57904735
>>57904735

>> No.57906273

Is it supposed to be this easy to make money?

>> No.57906277
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>>57906234
You know, I can see where he's coming from, but I think some people have such doomer negative view to things that they can't understand the positive and negative exist at the same time and, in fact, flow into each other and even define each other. That is, yes, nature is full of death and destruction, but also life and creation.

>> No.57906286

>>57905736
>>57905998
that was the only anime i actually enjoyed
f

>> No.57906300

>>57906236
you're buying too high what ever you're buying at -10 set it there dont fomo market is not going anywhere it will dip to that price

>> No.57906313

Stop pumping you nigger faggots

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>>57906273

>> No.57906378

bout time to scalp some 518ps for about 20 minutes

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57906398

Nvidia to 1000 TODAY

>> No.57906443

>>57905763
hold for a while at least. they got the potential to be a big player in AI for the military with Titan
also, their AIP bootcamps seem to be in high demand on the commercial side
the trend appears up for now, earnings growth is key metric

>> No.57906462

>>57905382
gay

>> No.57906484

All Mumus must be raped

>> No.57906546

after all this time bobos still believe the top of a bull flag is bearish.

>> No.57906557

Post you average NVDA price

>> No.57906688

>>57906236
The current trend is meme stocks. Just like in 2021 when BTC pumped, everyone thought alts would pump but nope- only meme coins

>> No.57906767

>>57906688
The ETH devs dropped the ball. Geth is an absolute bitch to run post PFS.

>> No.57906831

>>57904755
Hold it for the next five years dingus, or you’ll be another version of these people saying they sold Nvidia at $150.

>> No.57907287

>>57906462
why