/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57834295
LLAP chads just keep winning

INTC is the next DELL boom

>>57834292
Someone bought 500k BABA shares an hour ago.

BUY

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/OCEA

>>57834295
I'm looking at INTC and wondering why it's not at $50 still.

BUY THE FUCKING LEVERAGED BULL CERTIFICATES X10 FOR NVDA

DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>57834295
Henlo
I'm here to shill index options and safe trading practices, hope (you) are all going to make it

>NVDA $875
Jesus fucking christ....

>>57834323
Gotta fill that gap, innit?

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PULLBACK?

>>57834295
Don’t tell me you haven’t added any Banxa to your portfolio yet anon?

Miners have doubled bitcoin has doubled. But the gateways into crypto into have not yet moved. Don’t miss this opportunity

>>57834330
Fun fact: futures CFD for NVDA is currently below the market price.

Are there any brakes on the semiconductor train?

>>57834350
So COIN, if you want to earn less money.

>>57834350
why are shitcoiners allowed in /smg/ when they already infest the whole board?

>>57834295
I AM ALL IN NVDL PUTS

Holy shit please tell me we are going to dump. Im still holding cash and i dont want to buy at this price. wtf

>>57834392
Buy, then when it goes down, buy more

>>57834388
Anon, please, you can just buy further OTM NVDA puts for the same leverage and much better liquidity.

POWER HOUR INCOMING.

>>57834295
Currently getting HEEMED by tilray.
You told me weed was gonna be the next big thing, why did you lie to me /biz/?

CISA, the US agency equivalent of the CCP's 50 cent army, has created a stock market hype bubble equivalent to the one in 1929. Instead of urging caution when valuations were already strained, they doubled down on hyping stocks in attempt to get Biden reelected because "but muh Russia".

Aight boys, what's NVDA's *realistic* ceiling? 1k?

Keep in mind the market is retarded.
The market maker niggers will ignore bad news until they can't ignore it anymore.

CLSK
17c's
NOW

This is financial advice. You owe me money if it works out and I owe you nothing if it doesn't.

>NYCB

Honestly, this is unprecedented retardation.

On a side note:
If the Fed was to cut this year, they would be cutting for the lulz and nothing else.

>>57834408
Yes I am currently beginning to understand liquidity. I cannot get out for what I just bought in at.

Didnt see a new thread was made.
whats the deal with nordstrom? Why is their price expected to drop despite earnings estimates being up over 100%?

spotify 270

>>57834385
Not a shitcoin mf were talking about Banxa here an living breathing company ($BNXAF) mother fucker

Reduce risk or send it boys?

>>57834451
Rocker is 100% curled up in the fetal position right now.

>bought BABA and China ETFs with everything I had
>no money to short SPY and especially NVDA now

>>57834386
ya use ($COIN) if your risk adverse, companies like Binance and Kucoin though use Banxa as their fiat to crypto payment rail, their there background guy

Guys! guys! I just got my $5500 collision compensation from the insurance company. To hell with fixing my fender -- I want to invest it. Should I buy more SMCI, or more NVDA, or more AVGO in anticipation of their juicy earnings this Thursday?

>>57834502
SOXL

>>57834502
BNXAF

Remember: CISA created this bubble. When the bubble pops, hold the CISA employees responsible who turned the entire US stock market into a P&D scam.

What caused the spike up? Did someone say something?

>>57834494
you've learned opportunity cost

>>57834502
AMAT leaps, you can buy jan 2025 200's for about $4k

>>57834412
>cannabis
>he doesnt know
RIP
>>57834465
have you been to a Nordstrom lately? Their fucking cafe is empty and its smells like wannabe rich niggers.

>GUYS ITS A BUBBLE GUYS ITS A BUBBLE GUYS ITS A BUBBLE

>>57834502
buy an April $1600C for AVGO. thank me later.

Didn't Jon say he would triple down on his NYCB position?

I don't want to cause any alarm, but at this moment...GME has double the market cap of NYCB.

ARM crabbin gud lawd

kek rocker will never live down NYCB

>>57834561
W-W-What don't I know?

Don't you fuckin dare pump EU on your NVDA bullshit

>>57834582
do you want to be my bubble buddy?

>>57834561
Fair enough, is victorias secret any better?

>>57834631
why did I follow his advice
at least it's not that much money...

Are YOU invested in the Marvell Cinematic Universe?

here comes the sour hour

>>57834678
>is victorias secret any better?
kek
like she'd tell anybody...

>CLS

>>57834708
Well I mean like is her retail brick and mortar store doing any better? It looks like it's on the same path as nordstrom.

>>57834583
This is a good play, but I'm all out of money for now. AVGO is reporting earnings this week too.

What's the best ETF to buy for lazy people? I don't need the money for 2 years.

>>57834582
All of your private nonprofit CISA affiliates have been busy for the last two years committing securities fraud to create the largest pump and dump scam the world has ever seen. You have turned the entire US stock market into a P&D. Are you beginning to recognize that you might have made a mistake?

>>57834736
Sorry anon.
I attempted to make a retarded joke.
Got nothing to add to the subject matter at all.

>>57834561
Whites don't go to shopping malls anymore. My local luxury mall (Tysons Corner), is about 75% Persians, 15% asians, and 10% black.

>>57834766
Based if true. Billions must die.

>>57834759
shit and piss 500

I wonder if SMCI will run with AVGO this week

How are my finances coming along /smg/?

>>57834759
XLK, VOO on a sliding scale 70/30 right now

What are we swinging overnight aside from cost.

>>57834735
Ah yes, the hipster's SMCI.

>>57834561
>have you been to a Nordstrom lately?
No, I only wear Walmart flipflops and the same mail order velcro New Balance sneakers I've been wearing for the past 20 years.

>>57834789
>borrowing money
knave

Reddit IPO soon, they're seeking a $6.5b valuation for it

>>57834821
BITO calls. No chance we don't hit 69k on BTC.

>>57834831
there is nothing wrong with borrowing money.

>AAPL -5.56% YTD
wtf are they doing?

>>57834766

>All of your private nonprofit CISA affiliates have been busy for the last two years committing securities fraud to create the largest pump and dump scam the world has ever seen. You have turned the entire US stock market into a P&D. Are you beginning to recognize that you might have made a mistake?

>>57834884

BOBO??

Is there really no selling of semiconductors? Why does it keep going up without any pullbacks? I'm getting priced out.

>>57834753
So are Oracle and Marvell. Friday is going to be wild.

>>57834786
That's what I'm kinda hoping.

>>57834789
Looking good. You have no reason to not simply pay off that debt right now IMHO. Get free of it and stay free.

>>57834893
They replaced the engineers with gay niggers and thought no one would notice.

>>57834846
Reddit IPO will probably mark the medium term market top.

>>57834893
This

>>57834903
You singlehandedly orchestrated the second great depression, and you did it while taking tax dollars to break multiple laws against securities fraud and political corruption. You're so fucked lmao.

>>57834910
>>57834930
paying it off over time is better for credit score, and i can get a far better rate of return on my invested capital vs my interest rates.

>>57834943
>You singlehandedly orchestrated the second great depression, and you did it while taking tax dollars to break multiple laws against securities fraud and political corruption. You're so fucked lmao.

>>57834922
it pulled back in early 2022 when NVDA dipped under 200 but you retards got fudded out by permabear smoothbrains

>>57834824
>>57834735
I've been slurping this and buying long dated options for the last month. An absolute sleeper of a stock.
>>57834930
Friday is gonna be wild alright. Lotta money to be made or lost. I think Oracle pushed their earnings back to the 14th though

>>57834295
Anyone have more info on VKTX? I can't seem to find much on them.

>>57834963
The fact that you're dumping your shill folder betrays just how shook you are right now lmao. If I were in your position, I would honestly flee the United States to a country that doesn't have extradition treaties. Verification not required.

>>57834994
Citrini's got a good writeup on them in one of his recent pieces.

>>57834893
Girlboss shiet
https://youtu.be/QNv9PRDIhes

My average cost on CSCO is $53
I dont think I'm gonna be able to break even before the market dumps. Gonna have to cut my loss early.

>>57835007

>The fact that you're dumping your shill folder betrays just how shook you are right now lmao. If I were in your position, I would honestly flee the United States to a country that doesn't have extradition treaties. Verification not required.

>>57834582
You realize half of Europe and Asia are in recession and the US would be, too, if not for the treasury deficit spending more than 1.5 dollars for every dollar of growth since Covid?

Germany is undergoing deindustrialization and construction stop while the DAX is rushing from ATH to ATH in the slipstream of free US gubmint monies. China can't get out of its slump and is looking to outlaw shorting. The demographic dividend is not just used up but with boomers entering retirement means it will turn into a demographic drag. Stock euphoria everywhere with regular folks who never talked stocks before now talking leverage. Valuations are extremely stretched, making a guy like Buffet sit on the largest cash pile ever.

That said, no one can predict or time the top.

>>57834953
>credit score
No such thing here in the civilised world. I can't begin to imagine how cucked one must be to want to fellate happy merchants.

I just reported my cousin to the county for multiple homestead exemption fraud. I heard he owes 155k due at the end of the year or else interest accrues. Fuck you, Peter, you little bitch.

I can't believe this... $900... it's impossible...

>>57835057
The next twelve months will be very bad for you.

Someone explain this bullshit to me.
>Stock goes down
>Put option goes down
>Another week until expiry

JEWS

SOUN is a piece of shit with like $17m in earnings for a $1.4B valuation.... It has no usable products and is only up because it was mentioned alongside Nvidia a few weeks back.

>>57834893
Turns out their goyGoggles suck and they're too expensive, who woulda thunk it

>>57835081
based

>>57835097
>>57835071

you bear shills said that for the last 14 years.

cope and seethe eurocucks

I could have retired if I went all in on NVDA

>>57834321
WHY DID YOU NOT BUY?

BUY

+100% SINCE I MENTIONED FIRST TIME TODAY

>>57834759
> XXXX
> UPRO
> TQQQ
> VOO

>>57835123
Why are you quoting me. I am a bull

>>57834893
Goldman Sachs removed them from their convictions list yesterday and today they got hit with a $2 billion fine by the EU.

So why is LUNR going down?

>>57835091
Made me look, faggot

Where do I put my COIN gains once it drops?

HALV MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST BITCOIN

Major European bank's America index funds have dropped Apple a notch in their holdings, Microsoft largest share now

>>57835200
Into the ride down because you're too greedy to ever sell?

>>57835170
It's a cyclical stock. Just wait a month or two before hype dies down and it hits 3$, then buy up and wait for the next hype spike.

>>57835221
NOCOINERS
STILL SEETHING

>>57835170
lander is offline, hype over

>>57834759
BOIL

are we dumping? btfd mumu faggots capitulating?

>>57834922
You might still be able to make money if you buy now.

NGERIA

>>57835058
You don't need to time the exact top to short, and you don't need to time the exact bottom to buy.

>>57834330
Damn it feels good

>>57835394
>You don't need to time the exact top to short
i remember someone giving me similar advice back in 2014. i was told we were in the 8th or 9th inning.

Todays fun video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=263CooDJZCY

>>57835416
LMFAO

when Ethereum ETF?

>>57834943
qrd?

>>57835434
Two weeks.

>>57835422
kek

>>57835235
I sold once already and it cost me. Not doing that again without good cause.

When I (eventually) sell, I'll need somewhere new to park my cash, but nothing looks promising

>>57835223
How many times do we have to tell you. Europe is irrelevant.

>>57835454
>https://judiciary.house.gov/media/press-releases/new-report-reveals-cisa-tried-cover-censorship-practices
>https://www.cisa.gov/topics/critical-infrastructure-security-and-resilience/critical-infrastructure-sectors/financial-services-sector
>June 26, 2023
>Press Release
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the House Judiciary Committee and the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government released an interim staff report detailing how the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) — an agency within the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) originally intended to protect pipelines and other critical infrastructure from cyberattacks — expanded its mission to surveil and censor Americans' speech on social media. The report entitled, "The Weaponization of CISA: How a 'Cybersecurity' Agency Colluded with Big Tech and 'Disinformation' Partners to Censor Americans," outlines collusion between CISA, Big Tech, and government-funded third parties to conduct censorship by proxy and cover up CISA's unconstitutional activities.
>Information obtained to date has revealed that the CISA has facilitated the censorship of Americans directly and through third-party intermediaries.
> CISA considered the creation of an anti-misinformation "rapid response team" capable of physically deploying across the United States.
>CISA moved its censorship operation to a CISA-funded non-profit after CISA and the Biden Administration were sued in federal court, implicitly admitting that its censorship activities are unconstitutional.
> CISA wanted to use the same CISA-funded non-profit as its mouthpiece to "avoid the appearance of government propaganda."
> Members of CISA's advisory committee agonized that it was "only a matter of time before someone realizes we exist and starts asking about our work."
> In response to mounting public scrutiny, CISA scrubbed its website of references to its domestic surveillance and censorship activities.

another crab day i guess

>>57835416
Hilarious watching bears squirm and post all their losses but then say "I'm going to buy more".
Its a mental illness, is what it is. Its like cutters, they enjoy the pain.

>>57835454
he's salty that I sold all my SOXL

>>57835394
>You don't need to time the exact top to short
false

>you don't need to time the exact bottom to buy.
true

Is NVDA going to short squeeze to 2000???????????

>>57835339
I am buying guns and ammo while waiting

SOUR HOUR FUCK YOU

>>57834484
Naw, he got LUNR to fall back on.

>>57835503
yes

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

Thinking of selling some crypto and buying traditional investments. What exactly gives stocks their value?

Oh wait nevermind now it's crashing hard

>>57835561
neverminAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57835566
>profit taking
>bears celebrate
lmao imagine being a bobo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57835580
You take part ownership of a business, taking on risk. In exchange for this risk may get voting rights, dividends and/or an increase in stock value. Also you get to post screenshots of your massive losses here for our entertainment.

>>57835580
>Crypto is completely fine, but wants to know what gives stocks value

Lol

Jesus christ are we really shitting on no news or did I miss something

>nvda on the way to HELL

*pop*

So, what happens if nycb fails? Is it up to jpm to save the day again?

>>57834759
Whatever you do do not listen to this NIGGERTARD >>57835296 because BOIL is absolutely not a buy and hold. It decays with contract rolls and volatility and you definitely will lose your money doing anything other than short term trades with some actual clue as to when to buy and sell unless you get very lucky or God whispers the signals to you.

>nvideo computer
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAH

FAGGOT

Hope you didn't buy the generational high

A lot of bright red and bright green today. Have the algos gone haywire?

RED DAY on absolutely no news
very manipulated market

bought nvidia calls its gonna crash HARD

listen... can you smell it?

>>57835672
Kek - baggies.

BUY OCEA YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES

BUY BUY BUY

>>57834408
JUST SOLD MY NVDL PUTS FOR 100% FUCK YOUR ILLIQUIDITY

Is there any worse feeling then a stock going blood green after you sell it? I feel like it would almost be better for it to just fucking go red

>>57835499
this is china tier shit what the hell

>>57835686

>>57835529
Lmao, you have no idea.

I think the BIG schizos are right I'm buying calls fuck it. Used to shop there all the time during the recession era.

>>57835711
I sold bitcoin at $300 10 years ago.

Why is everyone screaming!?

>NVDA

how likely nvidia will gap up tomorrow ?

with 13k open interest hopefully they close below 850

>>57834789
why the fuck are you putting your vehicle as an asset lol

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

+8,11% 25384,19 USD Today

Post them.

>>57835787
-0.14%

INTC bros.......................

>>57835787
-.84%

Steve ((Weiss)) pumping my intc bags lol

>>57835787
The jews gave me $8.95

>>57835787
+5%

>>57835787
-2.55%

>>57835787
+3.8%

SPY 185

Verification not required.

>>57835787
1.13+

NVDA saved by the bell.

>>57835787
+43% thanks to last minute puts

Oh boy I can't wait for the earning reports to come out tommorow! ^.^

>girlfriend asked about moving into house and asks how that would be handled
>Tell her I would be comfortable splitting utilities and then $150-200 on top to take care of maintenance expenses
>She kvetches
I might be fucking a jew

>>57835787
+8.21%

SMCI near the day's top proved to be a risky play.

>>57835787
I was at +1.08% through the daybbut then I hit -0.04% at last minute wtf

>>57835787
-0.1%

>>57835787
I could have quadrupled my money if I was more retarded, I smartly walk away with a mere 40%. Stupid intelligence, ree. be stupider. be more emotional. Read less.
a patient bear is a fat bear.

>>57835787
-0.38%

>>57835787
+4% smci profit stop loss saved me

WHY IS AFTER HOURS EVEN ALLOWED AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57835787
+0.18
I should've just aped into something

>>57835861
GIRLFRIEND, not WIFE. Until she lets you cum in her and then raises whatever comes out she isnt entitled to what is yours. Girlfriend is an at will position and should be treated as such. If she performs good wifely duties then she may deserve getting promoted to slampig breeding machine, but she needs to prove her worth.

>>57835787
>+.07%...
QQQ, VTI, and INTC failed me today...

>>57835861
If she won't split with you, assuming she works a comparable job to yours, then call that shit off.
I mean I can see if she's working a job that makes a percentage of yours, and so she might be more comfortable paying some equivalent proportion of the bills. But if she's just kvetching to kvetch then keep your head on a swivel with her.

>>57835861
Ask her if she's a strong independent woman and or a whore that is giving her pussy in return for shelter.

>>57835861
tell her to cry more, your name is on the lease/mortgage.

>>57835861
She's plans to jew you, get out.

>>57835787
another day closer to the grave.

>>57835909
>>57835921
I'm not even asking to split. I explicitly said $150-200 for the expenses of shit getting used twice as often like washing machines etc

Watch how she eats, my father said

>>57835787
-0.72%
getting tanked by urnm and abr

!!!!! BULLS DON'T KNOW ESTONIAN RETAIL SALES CAME IN -21.7% FOR JANUARY !!!!!

>>57835787
Not great, not terrible. Was making an extra 2k with NVDA but it dumped while I was out having lunch.

>>57835891
With jews, you lose. I remember being when they first started, I couldnt fucking believe the balls of these yids.

>Oil

HOLY fuck GTLB
thank god I didn't buy calls for that

>>57835561

+35.55

Bbai carrying.

>>57835955
>>57835937
>>57835933
I think it's because she's 23 that she doesn't know how expensive life truly is.

>>57835976
Definitely not wife material.

Hmm... if the market keeps going up like it has been, then I think I can technically retire right now, though I'd have to tap into my retirement accounts and I'm not accounting for the penalties..

>>57836009
Called it: >>57830442
I wanted to buy puts but this is a clown market so who fucking knows

>>57836050
holy top signal

>>57835976
Extremely suspect. If she isn't willing to pitch in even a little bit now how much of a fuck do you think she'll give once she digs her claws in? She'll probably just sleep all day and trash your place and possibly even go out and wait for you to leave only to come back and invite her side piece in.
For her to react that way to a very modest request is concerning to say the least.

>>57834846
What is their revenue?

>>57836024
tell her she's in training.
until she's fit to take over the role. You're holding the money.
https://files.catbox.moe/my0s0i.epub

>>57836050
it's fun to dream about, isn't it. https://www.firecalc.com/

>>57836024
Edumacate her.

>>57836089
Well I'm currently unemployed so my life wouldn't change all that much

>>57836024
That's no excuse, shes been an adult for 4-5 years. Women aren't stupid anon, she just wants a free ride off your back.

>>57835956
Nice, how long you been investing?

Pic related: my poorfolio. Started with a grand a month ago after cashing out last year.

>>57836024
But she knows what a whore is and if she wants to act like one or be treated like or at least turn herself into a commodity.

>>57835976
If you want to reproduce give her the ultimatum either she pays or you knock her up and she doesn't have to pay.

>>57834893
The iCONSOOM Goggle suck ass.

>>57835864
You the one with the 3/8 1300C? I'm glad you got out alive.

>>57836076
Bad, $90m deficit last year

Well, fuck. AVAV actually popped. Got 2 calls, though.

>>57836024
Don't end up like this guy:
https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/lawyer-sues-his-ex-to-get-back-100k-engagement-ring/

Last hour NVDA dip doesn't instill confidence overnight. Be prepared tomorrow morning.

>>57835200
>COIN
Who cares now that most flows will go through WTF?

what was that dump in the last hour?
hit everything from NVDA to LLAP

>>57836242
>+10%
clearly someone cares. I do believe most of the recent flow is from the ETFs so they won't see much profit from it like they did from retail pre-etf launch in Q4.
But until that's true on paper, or BTC crashes, it'll keep going up.

My question is where I should look to go next?

>>57835787

>>57834295
It's been hell since I sold my spy at the beginning of the year. Just crabbing so far. It was the only exposure I had to nvda.

>>57835861
Oh damn, she just wants a free ride bruv
But you’re a bitch so you’ll just cave to some crying

>>57835869
>pic
KEK
E
KEK
E
KEK

Sup Faggets,

It's your boy Baggie back from his 3 day ban for being based. Hope you guys made some money on that market today, I know I did.

>>57836104
>Women aren't stupid anon

>>57836417
+44% today nigger. How did your nigger portfolio perform?

>>57836443
+28%, would have been better but LUNR and SHOT are fucking me hard.

>he got scared of small dip while after-chads are buying girlie panties cheaper ;)

Let me guess, you are afraid of women and your shadow as well?

>>57836178
>You the one with the 3/8 1300C?
Correct
>I'm glad you got out alive.
Incorrect, holding overnight. That dip at the end knocked a few thousand off my day. We'll see what happens.

>>57836480
Onions

>>57836532
godspeed u mad lad

>>57836532
Youre going to get fully redeemed tomorrow

Predictions for PMI tomorrow? I'm guessing it will be "bad" by like 0.1% and we'll sell off but what do I know

>>57836532
post current value

>>57836443
h-how? options?

>>57834417
Or maybe it’s a reflection of a weak a f dollar. The only good that are affordable are mass produced in Mexico or China.

>>57836580
when you have a $500 account and bet it all on options it's pretty easy

>>57836480
>investing in SHOT

>>57836594
Look, SHOT is going to the moon and LUNR is already on the moon. I'm confident I have made the correct decision.

>>57836541
>>57836546
>>57836558
Thanks boys. Here's all my current options plays

Do we need a wellness check on Jon Rocker?

>>57836613
Name 1 way in which going to the moon makes money. You can’t. Thats why the USA stopped going there. Until governments start a multi-trillion dollar international colonization effort of the moon, its just a weird rock in an awkwardly far location. Its a money sink. There are tons of better locations to go in space. You are absolutely getting memed on with this company. Buy LLAP and RKLB instead

>this market
god damn my head hurts

I've repeatedly suggested to buy AVAV and TOST.

>>57836580
Called the top of nigvideo. Bought NVDL puts. Sold em an hour later.
>>57836593
Low 5 figs.

>>57836673
We sell bunkers to the Chinese and Russian oligarchs so they can safely nuke the earth from orbit.

>>57836672
Hes either banned or killed himself. Either way who gives a fuck

>>57836672
>Pic
Kek.

Why the fuck hasn't anyone made MUMU and BOBO ETFs?

>>57836242
>>57836352
>etf custody fees
>retail memecoin trading fees
>institutional futures trading fees
>base L2 fees

coin is going to hit 750 minimum

>>57835787
Whatever AT&T is down by because that's all I buy every month and I know it only goes down.

>>57835787
>+1.08% from AMD and NVDA
today was okay
currently holding 1/3 of my investment acct in cash waiting for next dip, maybe SMCI

>>57836729
Thats shitcoin territory. We're more civilized than that.

>>57836729
for me it's the WGMI ETF (shorting it)

/smg/ analist here, I reiterate my target of 4875 EOW for the Ass&Pee 500

APPLE, TSLA, GOOGL, AMAZON, MSFT, META
RED RED RED RED

NVDA
GREEN GREEN GREEN

Some of (You) are ok.
HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>57836944
check'd... is Baggie okay, or is he with most of (((them)))?

>>57835861
Your maintenance fee is a little excessive. I would prefer 50% agreement on maintenance costs rather than a monthly fee.
Doom bull will continue.

>>57836496
>Let me guess, you are afraid of women
Yes, women are vectors for disease and studies have shown that long term exposure to women increases your risk of heart attack and aneurysm by 69%.

How are we feeling, AVAVbros?

>>57836909
If true, I am going to make at least 15k on friday

>>57836909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBccEsWqE7M
i have a different target in mind.

>>57836993
I actually pray for Gookfu so there's that. But I am having a hard time forgiving you for stealing the ice cream and shorting DE. You're the most BASED BAKER here too so I see something to work with.

I have 10k to play with right now. If I expect SOXL to return to its high of today (~51) some time within the next week, why shouldn't I just buy some 3/8 $45 calls?? Is anyone else looking at any good options?

>>57837097

I saw someone here this morning bought GTLB calls.
They got their asshole totally blown open.
Look at GTLB now down -18%

>>57837121
>leg hand
what the fuck is wrong iwth you

>>57834295
I accidentally bought SPY puts instead if calls this week.

Sneed and feed to 505 EOW or my portfolio is going to zero

>>57837142
I saw some retard go off the rails about gtlb. Clicked on it buying puts. Too expensive and did a 360 and walked away. This shit is gonna fuck both sides

>>57835081
Very liberal of you.

>>57837146
>ur mom's muff
WTF is wrong with (You)?

Anyone doing comcast calls?

>>57837091
Thanks bro, she's going to need some prayers, she's decided to go ahead with the gall bladder surgery so while we're sleeping she's going to go to the doctor tonight and get it scheduled, and then once she's out of the hospital she wants me to fly out to Korea to spend some time with her and bring her back to America.

>>57835787
>+21%

Was higher but ADBE was being dumb

>>57835081
Faggot negro.

>stock explodes 30 minutes before the news is published
i wanna shake your hand

>>57837202
it's a laparoscopic surgery, extremely minor. back on your feet in a day.

>>57837221
Based fellow ADBE Chad. You playing earnings?

>>57837202
k
keep me posted
(UNIRONICALLY)

>>57834295
kek baggies

>>57837244
Yeah until something fucks up and they gotta gut her like a fish and then we have to make the decision to pull the plug after like 3 and a half hours on life support.

>>57835787
+2.57%
Not bad at all.

>>57837121
I don't know what that means. Is no one else buying calls right now? Except the SMCI guy, he's got balls

>>57837250
Yep, got 620 calls 8/22 and 625 calls 8/28. Should probably get a put to hedge tbqh

>>57835007
The "no u" reaction with glownigger accusations is really something to watch.
I've met these people IRL (I used to work in DC.) A lot of them really are 2nd/3rd generation brown immigrants.

>>57837374
>>57837374
>>57837374
get baked idiot

>>57837358
Based. I'm gonna buy puts day before in case it tanks as a hedge. I'll probably be a big move either way

>>57835787
Holy fuck ACIC.
Other than that I'm making like 3%.

>>57837403
Oh smart call, yeah I think I'll wait til then too desu

>>57835081
Snitches get stitches