/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57831370
>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.210 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.4 (18.85) million shares 25% total held by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, 2023, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
monday RRP 524.959//81 parties of niggers
tuesday RRP 519.725//84 parties of niggers
wednesday RRP 569.855//87 parties of niggers
thursday RRP 502.074//83 parties of niggers
friday RRP 441.265//73 parties of niggers

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q3 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20311/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20316/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>57831370
I'm thinking this is the one

>>57831370
>spamming/flooding

>>57831370
Post MOASS me want unga bunga cave mommy

>>57831446
She was always best girl of the playable characters.

>>57831446
>>57831483
never played Chrono Trigger, does it still hold up?

>>57831504
It does, try it

It's almost comical how painfully obvious obsessies.
>33pbtid
>splits thread using wojaks
>isn't the most specialist boy in the world
Kek obessies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da0oOIfr0QI

WE DON'T FOLD, WE DON'T BREAK, WE DON'T DIE,
WE JUST, SPREAD THE PLAGUE, MULTIPLY, RUIN LIVES

>>57831504
Ironically I played it for the very first time last month. I enjoyed and I see why people love it. As far as rpgs go it's fairly short so if you don't like long ones, definitely give this a shot.

>>57831555
Checked. I will. I haven't gamed in years. I"m also eyeing the FFVII remake it looks promising. Loved the original.

>posting itt too
>>57831006 #
Oh no the proof the shill offered that Jake freeman is real was actually just the same one picture in a high school graduation slideshow. Why does he feel the need to lie so often and so blatantly about a stock he claims to not follow but also hates?

>>57831582
Thanks. Yeah I'm not really into super long games with huge overwhelming worlds. Although I enjoyed Skyrim, and BOTW.

>>57831504
Yes. The art direction and music are GOAT, the battle system is based on FF ATB but makes better use of positioning and party combinations, the character designs are by Akira Toriyama (like DBZ), and the parts fit together seamlessly for a coherent whole. I prefer it over most 3D JRPGs.

I don't give a fuck about crypto shillniggers stay out of my comfy /gme/ thread

There we go, scooped up a few more shares under 15.

qrd on picrel?

obsessies hate it when they get called out.
>obsessies seethe sexually arouses me.
>please don't stop the music
>Im gonna cooom so hard to this.

I scroll the catalog, I spot the GameStop logo. I keep scrolling until I find the other GameStop thread. Simple as

>>57831687
>, the character designs are by Akira Toriyama (like DBZ)
I learned something new today. I completely forgot I bought the SNES Classic, but sadly it's not one of the included games. What's the best way to play it these days?

>>57832055
Left: The best
Right: How zest

What's happening to our boy?

>>57832099
Emulation is still the best way. Retroarch and a bsnes core are the way to go.

>>57832055
The man on the left is the current CEO of GameStop. As you can see, he is balding and his dog died. The picture brings to attention how much time as passed since the GME squeeze back in 2021. The time we have to make it is running out and mustn't be wasted holding 4-year old GME bags and being sidelined in the current bull market (stocks, crypto, you name it).

>>57832055
I had to

>>57832171
>Retroarch
thank you senpai

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Obessie sisties, where did you go? tehe

HELLO SERS???!?!?! BTC ALMOST BACK TO PREVIOUS ATH??? WHEN GME BACK TO ATH???? SERS??? WHEN FLOAT DRS ONE (1) TIME??? SERS???

rrp 439 billion

>>57832731
UH OH STINKY!

>>57832731
>439.793
>75 participants
what was the number they said is when shit hits the fan?

>>57831370
rope baggies

>>57832731
LFG

who else here is watching the AoE2 Hidden Cup 5 finals while waiting for
-BTC new ATH
-RC hairline new ATH
-GME earnings beat and post-ER dump
-Clint roping
march has been great so far shillbros let's fucking go

>Kek dumbfuck crypto ba-AAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!

>>57831370
based
>>57832731
>>57832824
we must go further and see what happens

>>57832893
That hairline is the most bearish indicator for GME I have ever seen. I just selled.

>>57832893
>mfw CUNT ropes

>>57832791
I got a good chuckle out of this

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57832933
>KEK CRYPTO BA-

>>57832939
>ACK!

I’m buying a stock and registering it in my name for $15. A great price to pay for something that will soon be worth 5x minimum BTC is right now.

This fact makes crypto baggie seethe. Even with their 58k averages they are barely green on their .0001 BTC they can afford. Fucking hilarious.

>>57832791
My imaginary internet money gave me a 4x last year. What did your real world GMEbags do for you over the last year?

>>57833011
>something that will soon be worth 5x minimum BTC is right now.
>t.

>>57832731
Accelerate

>57833017
>57833025
Seethe harder losers.

>57833025
There's my little obsessive wessie bessie. Why didn't you come when I called out to you earlier, in both threads? Could it be you're breaking under the weight of your own obsession? tehe
You're so funny, obsessie sistie.

>>57833070
>>57833129
>baggies fucking HATE when u post funny total recall lady

>>57833011
>barely green

How many gamestop holders are green?

Uh oh

>>57833145
I don't hate it. In fact, I like it because you always out yourself, every thread with the same image. It's like a cute obsessie bessie lighthouse.
>adorable
Slay obsessie sistie, slay.

>>57832893
This has to be shooped, right?

>>57833172
>I don't hate it. In fact, I like it
just fucking lol

>>57833177
>right?

>>57833145
I'm partial to Kuato myself

>>57833193
Wow obsessie, you have a cute reaction picture to everything. It's not like you have an >unhealthy obession
with a bunch of random people on an Eritrean Equine forum.
Keep posting those images, it's giving me quite the chuckle at work.
>obsessie bessie, fee fi fo fessie....obsessie.

So when GME hits $100k I might sell my first 10 shares out of my 2k. When that happens I’ll be on the horn with fidelity, my local credit union, realtors and booking vacations. I won’t have time to kek anyone’s bags on /biz/ I’ll be too busy getting my shit in order so I can live life.

So if the crypto holders are really making it like they say they are, why are they still on /biz/? Don’t they have things to tend to in order to manage their wealth?

Unless you know… they’re not really making it and just now breaking even.

It really activates the almonds

>the retarded bbbyq faggots have all made their way here
Jannies can we get that thread back up with the quickness?

>>57832911
>>57832824
I suspect the actual poo poo number is related to number of participants.

kek retarded crypto baggies. nowhere near their ath of 69k I bet they're all red as fuck

>>57833258
Holy cow wow an honor!!! The original le random poster has upgraded their script!
No wonder you have to work!

>57833335
Close, but no check for (You), obsessie
:)

>>57832731
RRP steadily going down
>>57833270
BTC steadily pumping past the fomo top
GME steadily pumping
notice how bitcoin is pumping steadily past the old fomo top but the media is completely silent or spreading negative sentiment about it and how normies have no interest in neither crypto nor gme? it's because the banks which hold most of the gme naked shorts, are moving their assets to crypto because they know the house of cards is about to crumble. the media is complicit in helping the superrich to move their assets without normies noticing. the rich are trying to hedge with btc once gme bolts past a million dollars and normies are as usual caught by surprise and will miss out on both, the btc and the gme super pump.
tldr: shorts have moved to the acceptance phase and are now ok with gme autists becoming gorillionairs as long as they themselves stay rich too and normies stay poor.

>>57833518
Except they’re going to have to sell all their crypto to even remotely keep the charade alive. Crypto baggies are totally fucked as they always have been. No way the elites are going to stick with imaginary internet money. It’ll just be moved back to the dollar.

Feels like they're trying real hard to push below 15 today

>/smg/ chads win
>crypto chads win
>brainstop baggies can't squeeze
Lol. Lmao even. Bitcoin back to all time high and baggies can't keep it at $15.

>57833837
>he doesn’t know

>>57833653
>trying real hard

3.2m volume
Avg volume 4.2m

Lmao lol even

>>57833518
What makes you think that repository of old guard bags is btc though? Couldn't they rotate it around through a LOT of cryptos to keep the real treasure chest secret as it were? What if it never stopped moving around? That'd create a LOT of taxable events for the chasers.

I think you're on to something, I just am thinking about more scenarios here.

There’s a canary in the coal mine

>57833837
kek. he really doesn't know. does he

>57833933
Oh boy, here I go again beating my meat to this >obsessie sistie shill sesh
Nobody will ever love you, because of who you have become. tehe

>>57834030
>>57834004
>didn't buy a single share today

My bottom tier dogshit shitcoins did at least 50% today. Holy fucking shit the only thing sadder than losing money is sitting on the sidelines. Broke little raggots

>>57833960
I really don't think they have any giant hidden bags of BTC, or if they did they sold off already. Most of the buy pressure we're seeing now is Wall Street and normies FOMOing in through the ETF.

>Obsessie bessie mo messie, fee fi fo bessie, obsessie.
Let's stick to the facts.
>You're still shilling cryptoe while I kek you for being obsessed with strangers on the internet
>Your therapist has already told you this will lead you down a path you can't maintain
>You will die and nobody will remember your name
Kek obsessies

>>57833933
>What are dark pools
>>57834104
They're clearly trying to get retail to pump crypto bags before the big drop. This rally will not last

>inb4 seething

>>57834175
>>57834158
>>57834158

>Wrong

Dumbfuck raggie.

DO NOT buy crypto. You DO NOT deserve wealth.

BUY GME
YOU SHOULD BUY MORE GME
NOW
BUY IT NOW

Muh volume
Can't wait to see DRS count stalled and ignored again. Ahahahahaha

I've bought fifteen shares today and they're already green.

>>57834175
We're coming up on a halving, after which 44k is the absolute bottom before miners have to start shutting down for no profit and hashrate collapses.

Hey look baggies we're almost back to all time highs where you at? Oh you're at $15. Lol. You'll never be a real stock.

Obsessie now has to resort to ID hopping
>look guys i'm totally organic
>le heckin reverse psychology
>Cruise control set to: Cool
>pants? Shidded
What a pathetic little obsessie.

>>57828323
How convenient you left out the Pulte AMC arc.

I'm thinking WAGMI soon.

>57834206
>seething
Wow man, you really do this for free?

>>57834322
Nobody is doing this for free dumbfuck. MOASS is inevitable and the price will be infinity correct? Nice.
Step 1: buy 100 shares for absolute peanuts. (Thanks for picking them up at 140-180 per by the way.
Step 2: never buy another share (because MOASS is guaranteed and I'll have a quintillion dollars with my $1300 investment. That makes logical sense)
Step 3: kek baggies
Step 4: take out puts slightly out of the money
Step 5: make money with puts
Step 6: kek baggies
Step 7: continue making money with puts or make unlimited money with MOASS
Step 8: kek baggies

>t green on gme shares
>t EXTREMELY GREEN on crypto today

obsessie is now regurgitating copy pasta from last week.
>sad
>weak
>low energy
Kek obsessie.
>NGMI

>57834390
why are you so upset?

Now that Ryan has lost his hair and we’ve lost all of our money? What’s next for us band of merry baggies?

>>57834446
>>57834415

Buy more GME

Oh how sad little obsessie. Can't even come up with a response. I can only imagine how awkward it's going to be when obsessie becomes lucid again. I would be super embarrassed to be acting this way about a security I don't even hold.
>Obsessies gonna obsess.

>>57834446
get a load of this fag. he still reads.
wagmi still.

>>57834256
That is also an interesting fact. This isn’t the gotcha you think it is. But it makes me happy to know you’re still stuck on our discussion.

>>57834559
>our

Ahahahahaha

Raggies for every share you bought today I'll buy 10. Hurry before market closes.

>>57834530
A wizard needs all the knowledge he can find

>Obsessie is now ignoring me, to prevent him from angrily pooping his pants.

You love to see it. Well, not mental illness, but the ramifications of it are fucking hilarious. :)

https://youtu.be/f1C6b2Wd8HM?si=778dXXBcV0m2ERca

GAMESTOP
IS A GAME OF DIRECT REGISTRATION

Pathetic little baggots lmao

Uh oh, did obsessie make a messie?

>>57832824
I think 3 trillion

>>57834729
Based as fuck
Mad baggits are mad

>>57832824
accelerate

>>57834772
>5 posts about obsessie
Sounds a little obsessive

>>57833017
>What did your real world GMEbags do for you over the last year?
They kept me going.

>>57835141
Obsessie=shilobilo=niggerfaggot.
If you cant noooootice, you're
>NGMI

>>57835152
They keep me buying and DRSing. I know I am right, I am already rich I’m just here to kek dumbfuck crypto baggies because they will be rugged and they will rope like the loser Reddit, unshowered scum they are.

Christ is king.

>>57835166
Idk what any of that means. Word is from my higher ups new ceiling at 15.50

>Idk what any of that means. Word is from my higher ups new ceiling at 420.69

Obsessies gonna obsess, tehe.

>>57835230
Oi mate! Ya got a loicense fer all dat based yer carryin?

my apologize dear anons, im here humble question youself about piece of wisdom of this reluctant situtation called /gme/ is this a decent opportunity to invest after all what happened

There will be quite the earnings poompa. I can feel it. Maybe it will even be strong enough to destroy the hedgie lines of chicanery once and for all.

>>57835483
Yes.

Honestly, seeing Njidia and buttcoin up today gave me a feeling of meh, but the amount of low quality shilling in this thread is super weird. I mean, all they gotta do is shut up. Why can't they just shut up? I guess I'll have to buy more

>>57835544
big breakout this week?

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

Shills hate this one easy trick!
>talk shit to them
>make fun of their mental illness
>mockingly respond to all their post.
:)

>17 post meltdown about shills and 'obsessies'
hahahah holy fuck

>>57835736
What’s your breakeven?

Hey obsessie, why is it that you report the comfy thread for spamming/flooding? Could it be that you don't actually hold this security?
>kek obsessies.

he's having a meltdown hahahahaha

Bunch of
>lowpbtid show up when I start keking obsessies.

Really makes the ole noggin get a joggin.

>>57835899
Checked
This guy past, present, and future FUCKS

>shills get upset when the same annoying tactics they've used for months are used against them
The people in this thread are quite silly

Me: Comfy
You: Obsessed
>It's really not that hard

>>57835544
i bought one share dear anon

>another schizo baggie is having an episode. Lol shill bros we broke another one I can't wait for our bonus this week. Stupid fucking baggies lmao

>>57835736
The only thing shills have managed to do, and I’m not even sure if I’m even right about this, is they’ve kept newfags away. But the result is now a thread full of anons that know all their tricks and get to use them as free entertainment on-demand. It really is quite comfy.

This is like watching a flip-flop fight at a Malaysian nail salon… I have know idea what’s going on, but I wish I brought pretzels.

All I know is...WAGMI*
*I may be retired from P3p3coin before the Mo' ass happens, though.

>KEK BAGGIES
>ALSO BUY BITCOIN SER
are shills working two shifts, shilling crypto and fudding gme at the same time? fucking kek.

>>57835605
Using TA on GME for swing trading or options is a good way to go broke, but... maybe.

>>57836142
Have fun.

>>57836224
I don't think you're wrong, anon.
I mean, there's a reason why i'm on here, on a Monday afternoon in early march. It's boring at the office, and kekking obsessies makes the time go by faster. Still never selling my GME, but that's not why I kek obsessies.

Any BTC chads itt?
Only bought because Teddy books told me to diversify

Hmm, sure got quiet in here :)

>green

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH HEDGGIIEESSSSSSSSSS

Digits and crypto baggies wake up to $9k BTC price tomorrow

Anyone who bought under 15 today (me) is a winner.

https://x.com/lasvegaslocally/status/1764773341460906444?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Remember folks. Crypto is only used by pedophiles, criminals and scammers. No wonder why your local grocery store, gas stations, and Amazon doesn’t take it as payment.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57836984
And he got caught because he used BTC instead of XMR. If you want to use crypto as non-government cash, use the one that works for it.

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN BAGGIES

Back when GME was above $80, I told you baggies the stock was overvalued. “No way, it’s impossible for it to drop below $80” all the baggies would say.

Just dropping in to say I fucking told you so about this dogshit stock.

>Caps lock, is cruise control for Cool
>Shows up after team one got fucking dunked on today
ACK!!!!!

>>57837128
Just reminding you that FTX closed your account with .6 BTC in it and you’ll never see that money again

Dumbfuck crypto baggie

>>57837101
but you're here, thats somthing <3

shills hate it when you call them claggy arsed

Why CLINT not using his name anymore?

>>57836984
kek.
>formatting you dumb vacationer.

what's the plan now that the toothless mommy avatar faggot isn't coming back?

>>57837137
No matter what happens, you're still dying poor and a wrong as fuck baggie

Apologies in advance for the nonsense.

There are only two days in a year where I let myself get my hopes up and usually get disappointed/depressed for a variety of dumb reasons. One of those days is Christmas where surprising my mom and sisters with the gifts I got them is the highlight helping to keep it from setting in. I got up on Saturday, used the bathroom, and was greeted by my masked mom to find out that we're going to be quarantining in our own home. My dad, the least responsible member of the family about going out since the whole lockdown madness started, had finally come back with a positive test result.

He's the source of a whole slew of family issues that's too long to get into. I do not buy gifts for him. He gets communal gifts from the rest of the immediate family. Everyone is sectioned off into their own spaces at home with my mom running everything and having to take care of him. The dental work my sisters and I have been trying to get her to get done for well over a year and some months was only recently getting good progress and that is going to have be delayed yet again.

Rrp is 439 with 75 participants

>>57837286
Thats cool man, I don't think anyone ever asked though

>>57837503
It's hilarious when I post in the thread, without mentioning any 1(one) obsessie directly, and they still know I'm refering to them. Maybe I should start a preditor board called GME_obsessies where I repost all their shenanigans. tehe
>feels good man
Kek obsessies

Why is the coin most associated with GME down while everything is mooning?

>>57837503
>>57837590
As long as you can come to accept that GME will never squeeze again

>>57837800
It's up like 50% in the past week.

>>57837803
>never sneeze again
ftfy

kinda strange the avatar faggot and clint vanished at the same time.

Reminder:

Tomorrow is the publication date for Kai’s’ trademark. At which point he can enforce it. In fact, anyone here can notify YouTube that Alex is misappropriating that trademark.

Alex’s trademark application is still pending. The only way for him to get it know is through expensive and lengthy litigation.

https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=98203715&caseSearchType=US_APPLICATION&caseType=DEFAULT&searchType=statusSearch

>>57838081
Wrong thread, wrong ID, wrong candidate for this job.

I don't feel so good bros...

>>57838191
Remember when these two tickers flip, don’t dance

JUST KIDDING

I’m going to laugh my ASS off harder than before I am now at dumbfuck crypto baggies

Where's Clint? Why isn't he keking crypto baggies?

need it to go to $15 tomorrow so I can slurp

Gamefuckers please give your schizo energy to let BTC MOASS past ATH
I promise to buy GME with profits(not really kek)

OOOOOOLOOOLOOLOOOL

>>57838191
Kek. It really puts it in perspective.

I feel so vindicated rn. I was SCREAMING at you GME baggies to buy BTC when it was $17K just a year ago. But you refused to listen. Now, BTC has more then quadrupled in price while GME remains stagnant and continues to hemorrhage value. Sticking with GME was clearly the wrong play, don't you think? The fact that you can't even admit this highlights how flawed your analytical and investing capabilities really are. You've forgotten that the point was to make money, not to see who can hold their bags the longest. GME hasn't beaten BTC in the past year. What else will you be proven wrong about? Will you still stay with GME for the next year, the next three years? When will enough finally be enough?

kek crypto ba-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

>57833305
>this one?
>Yes Ryan
>Excellent, warm up the crystals and remove the wooden doors

And the funny thing is that even if you still believe in MOASS, it STILL would've been the better decision to have bought BTC. You could've quintupled your GME holdings. Probably could've DRSed the entire float by now instead of staying stuck at 25%.

I feel so sorry for you guys... BBBYQ 2.0.

>>57838762
GME has lost what? 60% of its value in the last 3½ years? Even if they hate crypto, they could have bought literally ANY of the Magnificent seven, even fucking SPY, and doubled their money.
Absolute fucking insanity.

>>57838885
>he went through the effort to properly format his fraction
Why?

>>57838885
they deserve this, anon. they're all reddit faggots who worship a billionaire jew.
they deserve to lose every penny and never retire.

>>57838949
I like making high quality posts, unlike this thread.

>$68,000
>$15
Heh baggie bros what happened? Where's your squizzly squooze? 3 more years and you'll flip BTC right? Trust the plan? Lmao

yeah i'm done with this shit
call me a shill or whatever

>>57839291
You got played baggot lmao should have listened. But it's too late to sell now. Dont you know MOASS is in just 2 more weeks? Lol.

Oh the dump is going to make an audible yoink heard around the world

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Lot of seethies in here pushing bitcoin in a dedicated /GME/ thread. I visited a bunch of altcoin threads, and wouldn't you know it, they're have some normal, intelligent conversation about the current state of bitcoin, and not one retard is posting price comparisons over two separate securities with different thesis behind them.
Really activates the almonds.

>>57839451
>asset a is doing better than asset b
>everyone in the asset b community is complaining
>everyone in the asset a community is happy

yeah, real mystery

>>57839532
>complaining
You mean patiently waiting while being mocked by definitely not paid to be here jeets? Spending all day here, fudding a stock they don't own? Asking for screenshots of buys? Telling me to buy any other stock at what may or may not be the top?
Golly, I wonder why they don't do this in literally any other thread.

@57839615
You spend all day fudding shorts you don’t own. Are you saying you’re paid to do that?

>be baggie
>spend 2 years going into every thread screeching about an imaginary MOASS and Q tard tier schizo theories
>be wrong
>get laughed at and mocked as your schizo investment is found out to be a scam
>blame billionaire hedgefund
Real shock baggies lol

>be crypto baggie
>lose bittrex account because the exchange shut down
>lose FTX account because the exchange shut down
>watch dozens of crypto guys be arrested
>can never get the money back from closed exchanges
>has no legal right to his imaginary internet money
>still red overall because of closed accounts and unrecoverable funds
>believes crypto isn’t a scam and will change the world

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57839615
>patiently waiting for three years, going into four.

KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES. THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE SO RED
WHILE WE'RE IN THE GREEN. WE MOASS THIS MONTH WAGMI

>>57839660
>fudding shorts I don't own
In a dedicated thread? Of gme? On a thesis entirely predicated on rampant over short selling?

Holy fucking kek the absolute state of shill cope

The looming earnings is making them restless and agitated

>>57839750

First of all, it was MTG0X that fucked me, Karpeles that piece of shit

Second of all, you're never getting that short squeeze frfr no cap. Shit is certifiably not bussin

>>57839801
Keking Baggots is gme culture. You will never get your money back.
Oh, almost forgot. KEK BAGGIES

>>57839311
Checked. Just 2 more weeks

Shills are desperate to get a few baggies to sell right before we all
WAGMI. their only cancelation at this point is if a couple of apes don’t WAGMI so they’ll be losers like kenny and sbf but not as bad

>>57839750
That’s true and it always does the opposite of what people expect. So the price will build up and crash right after the halving because people expect it to go up. It will leave many suicidal baggie’s running over pedestrians again

>>57839291
Me too bro, I’m gonna sell right before earnings and news of GameStop’s first profitable year in forever

>>57839895
Shills also desperate because they know imaginary internet money is going to collapse. When BTC goes from 68 to 59k tonight India will have sold and most shills will be gone

>>57839895
>claiming earnings will cause moass (for the 12th time)
>earning report, nothing happens
>that was shills saying it would cause moass!

Is there a term for changing your predictions whenever they’re proven wrong?

>>57839801
>fudding shorts I don't own
isn't this just a backass way to say "talking positively about a stock you own"?

>>57839972
I never even claimed that. I just said we are close. I was thinking about bank failures and stuff like that. We’ve been green last few days and s&p has not. There’s something brewing if you’re schizo enough to see it

>>57839801
>Fudding shorts
I like to find a company, buy its stock, and hold it like a normal person. I don't need insane fake asset bullshit tricks to earn money.

QRD today? Been happily waging

>57839674
I love it whenever they reference QAnon to somthing that isnt event remotely political. They really cant resist can they.

Its like like calling someone transphobic or fatphobic, speaks much more volume about the person screeching.

>>57839417
At least BTC still has a rug to pull. GME's rug was pulled years ago. So I don't know what you're so gleeful about... That you don't have any value left to lose?

>>57840234
>That you don't have any value left to lose?
guess you're right, might as well not bother selling then.

>>57840175
The Ides of March
MOASS March 11th

>green

>>57840254
>I'm fine with losing my money.
Glad to hear you're finally giving up on your MOASS delusion.

Be GME baggot
>lose everything when computershare collusion with Wallstreet is revealed

>April 19th

>>57840417
March 11th

>>57840234
>GME's rug was pulled years ago.
>Price is still higher than it was before the run up
What did he mean by this?

>>57840417
TWO MORE WEEKS>>57840444

>57840471
Sneed, I work in DTCC and i’m tired of us fucking and cheating retail investors
The Ides of March

>>57839750
>>57839793
>>57839801
>>57839615
>>57839451
>>57838516
>>57840286
>>57840254
>>57840208
>>57840175
You're dying poor

>>57840499
>I work in DTCC
Post proof.

>57840559
Wait for March 11th and you will see

>>57840447
So you bought GME before the squeeze in 2021 and held it all the way back down? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Isn't that SO MUCH WORSE than people who bought in after the squeeze? You literally had all that money within your grasp but refused to sell because of greed and/or stupidity.
And here you are missing out once again, this time on BTC. I guess some people are just destined to stay poor...

>57840503
Between my business and my assets my net worth is literally $2.6 million

Keep celebrating those gains on your .001 BTC you dumbfuck crypto baggie

>>57840680
Yeah man and between all my real estate I'm worth $5.2 million
Cope more poor baggie

>57840702
No, no you’re not, but ok.

>>57840499
>tHeY'rE cOmInG tO My DeSk

Why are the crypto bros so angry? I thought they would be ecstatic over their gains?

>57840322
but I dont have any money though, I lost it remember fuck you're a claggy arsed idiot

>>57840796
This is the first time many of them are green. It’s a weird plethora of emotions for them.

>>57840796
Sorry, I didn't intend my posts to come across as so mean-spirited. I'm just giddy from excitement. I made A LOT of money today. I just wanted you guys to make it with me... You guys deserve something after holding for so many years.

>>57840843
>Its definitely not a pump and dump though
Buy Bitcoin at the top guys
Dont forget to Forget gamestop

Watch the crypto dump to pay to close all
The GME shorts and avoid financial Armageddon

>>57840950
>definitely not a dump and dump

Absolute fucking idiots think $14 GME is worth 100, 1000, 10000 etc

Ahahahahahahah

>>57841055
More

>>57841097
Did you buy more today? I mean surely if it's worth more you'd be a fucking idiot not to buy every day?

>>57841055
What the fuck was Fidelity smoking when they said 1 bitcoin would be worth a billion in 15 years?

>>57841055
Checked. It is weird that they deride "imaginary internet money" when GME is worth $100+ only in their imaginations. At least BTC at $68.4K can currently be converted to cash.

we're so fucking up.

The Ides of March
03/11

>>57840666
Get behind me, satan.

>>57841207
Ides of March is the 15th...

>>57840175
We ended green because a bunch of people put in 14.x limit buys when it was over 15 in the morning so the dip got slurped.

>>57841145
Reading a forward guidance statement from fidelity is more research than 99% of GME baggies have done. I'm very impressed.

>>57841253
T+4 financial newfaggot

>>57841281
Okay, whatever. i don't care enough to learn what schizo theory you guys came up about this date. It's just gonna be another nothingburger, mark my words.

>>57841055
You had your chance to buy for only 10k back in 2021 and you fucked up

>>57841281
Why does T+(the fair value of GME) matter financial wizard?

>57841346
Research Ides of March shill
>>57841323
I work in DTCC and you guys won. It won't be a nothingburger, believe me

>>57841334
If you bought at absolute year 3 piss bottom GME you'd be up 20%. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>57841397
The DTCC has around 4,000 employees. I've taken screenshots all this week and continually forwarded them to the SEC, and US Secret Service(Financial crimes) as well as the as the department that handles criminal fraud of the FBI.
If not larping, you will be found and buried.

>>57841397
>Hyping another date so they can ask what happened
You work in a sweat shop nigger

>>57841442
They don't have time to get me. The whole DTCC will be abolished next for financial crimes and botching the splivvy
Not sure about SEC as i don't work there
>57841453
sneed dikshitar
Less than 1 week left to live tiktok

>>57841506
You guys did this larp yesterday remember? Try deleting your messages again, I'm sure everyone believes you this time
>>57840748

>>57841155
But are they converting it to cash? No. Because they are dumbfuck crypto baggies.

>57841549
you better stock up on naan because you will lose your job in a week streetshitter
Let me repeat the words that make you shit, piss and seethe
>THE IDES OF MARCH
>03/11

Ok - anon that claims they work at the dtcc. What was the lunch special in the cafe today?

Looking forward to you not being able to answer.

>green today

>57841594
My wife cooks me lunch

>>57841643
What’s the subject line of the all-employees email that went out between 9am and 10am EST today?

You won’t be able to answer this, either.

>57841673
There was no email, you don't work in DTCC kek Post you seat pic, you can't

Ok, we have now proven that dtcc anon is full of shit.

Carry on.

>>57841323
It’s fudfags hyping another date so they can laugh at us when nothing happens. I don’t expect any significant movement until earnings. I’m also not going to start getting excited until GME is at least $25

So we have an individual fraudulently presenting themselves as a federal employee in an attempt to illicit a particular reaction in the market.

Sure hope that anon doesn’t get caught! But there’s probably no way for a federal law enforcement agency to get that anon’s IP address, so he’s safe. Probably.

>57841712
no seats in India, you just squat above poop on streets?
Don't worry, I have something that will make you shit right now
>THE IDES OF MARCH
>03/11

>>57841744
DTCC is part of the federal reserve, which is a private company unfortunately. Regardless, large financial criminals don't get in trouble. Peasants too. I'm sure they'd love to know why he's pretending to be a Fed employee and shilling GME

>57841744
Holy fuck he is absolutely raging
let me do it again, check out his reaction lmao
>MARCH ELEVENTH

>>57841643
>>57841673

what is this interaction, is this two pajeets fighting for dominance? Guess ill just buy more and then when nothing happens ill just buy more.

>>57841813
He clearly doesn’t know that, or that there are multiple offices (none with a cafe).

>>57841826
Good idea, you won't have other chances to buy soon unless you can afford billions per share

>>57841744
You are an obsessed pp stalker that’s hoping anyone besides you in this thread has any chance of being arrested for anything. I don’t know what’s causing you to act like this, but you should seek immediate medical attention.

Watch the seethe and streetshitting
>THE IDES OF MARCH

>>57841875
My bbby shares are worth more than your scamco GME shares.

On March 15, bbby will moon

I bet this is "le hecking swap" guy too
Its all so tiresome

Hey buds. I got rid of an uncomfortably bipolar FwB today. She blew the fuck up over nothing at all, thinking I was "cheating" in our open situationship, tried for 2 hours to get a rise out of me, then stormed out because I didn't get mad when she said she was going to go fuck her ex.
If this shit could go stratospheric this week, I would go full schizo. What a life change, lol!

>57841966
kek like a clockwork >>57841911
poo pee
Last week of work and no (you) to buy naan

>>57841966
Once that baby pops there will be no going back. It’s easy to joke when it hasn’t happened. Going to be very hard after we moon because people will be too busy killing themselves for missing out

>muh bitcoin flip
those are rookie numbers. we are flipping EVERYTHING.

you know it, I know it, they know it. leave no stone upturned.

>>57841987
I've been there anon. She's already fucking her ex
Its projection

IDES OF MARCH

MEANS

BBBY MERGER

>>57842043
Put the .45 down buddy

>>57842029
Yes, the swap will also be involved but not in the way you think. You will see

>>57842071
He's more of a .38 guy

Guys, we're all going bald here right?

>>57842104
Mr. Horus Heresy went bald. Y'know what happened to him, don't you?

>>57842104
nope.

>>57840503
Cope. you can't take money with you when you die.

Could of had multiple bitcoins by now. Stuck holding this piece of shit stock. Kill me.

>>57842104
Is that you, Chobani? It's me, Mr Puerly. Please do the needful soon.

>>57842358
Just wait literally 1 week and shit your pants when you check the price

>>57842089
>>57842071
9mm is the superior round for EDC, everyone knows this.

Many people don’t know that the ides of march is the day all debts were due in Rome and marked the day julius got merc’d. Dtcc anon is definitely a larp but the magic is in the air for a positive earnings. Perhaps we’ll learn wtf happened to furlong, what chobani is going to do with his little 1.5 billy, and if there’s any material reason insiders have stopped their purchases despite lower prices. The drs information should be telling if not informing, and regardless I hope we’ll see yoy profitability coming off a strong 4q. That’s it lads and it’s a lot to feel good about I think. Don’t buy the hype monkeys trying to wear you down with schizo larp bullshit. There’s enough actual happenings to get excited about considering shorts never closed, there’s no debt, and gme cut a majority of its waste this year. It’s more ready to weather a storm than most companies and fudmamas hate these facts which is why they distract and discredit with false date hyping. In all their sentiment analysis it probably has the most visceral effect on people.

>>57840620
>Wait for March 11th and you will see
I already see it now
> shills (including you) hee haw about meme date
> you fucking disappear as if you were never here
You're shills giving yourself more content to post about because you have nothing else other than "kek baggies", "i missed the latest pump", or "my dad works at Nintendo".

>>57842560
>>57842694
Anons, let's agree to forget about shillniggers being shillniggers and focus on what really matters.
Whats YOUR favorite weapon caliber?

>>57840503
Awee look, it’s obsessie! Did you have a good nap, lil poopy baby boy?

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>68.80% short volume.
>65.57% off exchange.

>>57841268
I've seen better forward guidance done by frat bros failing a gut course in college.

>>57841987
>>57842042
100% what anon said, she is just manufacturing consent to assuage her guilt

>>57842560
>what chobani is going to do with his little 1.5 billy

Chobani, launch the fren. Also, wen earnings?

>>57843375
Kek. Can you imagine. Either the msm unironically calling him chobani or turning the remaining gamestops + colombe coffee into a Barnes & Nobel of the 21st century.
>>57843473
Sometime in the 2nd two weeks of March

>>57843473
2 more weeks

kek crypto ba-ACK

Beware the Ides of March...
3/11..... One week remains

>>57833330
forget which id you were on?

>>57844031
I do it for (You)s. It never fails

>>57842043
wait what

>>57844261
>turning point in Roman history

>57839660
He used an
>@
jfc we've won.

>>57842042
>>57842858
Based me Bois
Like I said I got rid of her.
No bad blood betwixt.
But I'll not be making a pact with a harlot.
Just glad to see her skirts swishing into the distance BEFORE I get rich, you know?

>>57844553
>>57839660

Imagine not linking a comment this fucking old. You just make the thread unreadable

>>57844750
>NOOOOOOOOOO I WILL NOT GIVE (You)s TO PEOPLE I HATE (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the flippening has begun... GME to $60,000 tomorrow.

>>57844918
Zoom out

>>57844918
Bitcoin inverse gme and link. Almonds activated.

>>57844918
Reminder : BTC could drop 99.9% and still bs a higher price than Gamestop. (Real stat)

>>57844918
Every time someone says this, BTC peak is raised by another $1000 and MOASS gets delayed another year.

>>57845115
but not 99.98%

>>57842560
Don't be so quick to rule out the Ides of March. Remember shmita and what that did for the GME price? Wasn't that so amazing and incredible?

>>57845287
Bastille Day was the moment I realized all of this was real

>57845327
holy fucking shit imagine unironically believing this
reading that shit seriously makes me more confident than i've ever been that we're literally MOASSing on march 11th
it's so fucking over for you

Migrate
>>57845846

>>57845846

>>57845869
no :3

>>57845869
Thanks for baking!

>>57831370
are you here?

new
>>57846325
>>57846325
>>57846325

>>57846343
>slowpoke
kek

>>57846343

Jannies nuking every thread now lmao
WAGMI soon

>>57846579
migrate