/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>57830810
I AM ALL IN $2 APRIL CALLS FOR LLAP

my shib bag is doing better than my stock market computers picks
I hate this shit

Imagine having the money, technology, talent, and resources that Alphabet has, and then blowing it.

I bought LLAP, what am I in for?

>>57830844
What did they blow? Their little goggle shit?

anybody else playing TSM calls? Up bigly and a run up into April earnings feels inevitable. But also, genuinely a solid long term bet

>>57830844
they just need to fire the jeet for a white man and they'll pump 20% EZ

Inflation is the new normal.

INTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0pryRrJvfI

>>57830859
That's Applel, he probably means Google's dogshit AI (along with every other blunder in the past 10 years or so)

>>57830844
They have been blowing it for over a decade. Everything that do is shit. They are resting on being a Monopoly. Eventually they will either be broken up or someone will knock them out.

much better

>>57830865
They'll go bankrupt before they do that.

>>57830817
Thanks for engaging in good faith, anon. I didn't actually expect you to answer the questions because it was just to get the noggin jogged, but I actually agree with some of your statements with regards to risk. I just do not personally believe that those risks will play out (I do not think AMD has the capability to compete properly, for instance).

Regardless, I bought in at 538 so NVDA is a long hold for me, if only because I do not want to get fucked in the ass on taxes for not holding it long term.

>>57830856

>>57830877
Checked. Misread it.

>>57830886
Hey, thats me right under that glowie faggot!

Are there any regulations/fees/IRS nonsense to consider when transferring money between accounts? Looking to move 80k from bank to Fidelity brokerage account

PNC bank bros, we're doing it

Hmmmm, how far do I push it?

>>57830844
with jeets you ______.

>>57830877
They're both doing the same stuff and think their doopoly on smartphone OSes means they can get away with it.

>>57830900
I'm just waiting for the before earnings pump and then dumping

>>57830919
deplete.

Alright I ended up even finally on most of my SOUN puts. Thank fuck, got to dump them and get more ADBE calls

>>57830919
Delete

Nvidiacoin <3

>>57830914

>SMCI doing the double top meme
>too scared to short

>>57830872
>Why not? Every company is poised to integrate more and more AI into their products and services. It's fucking AI, we've saturated human performance, we need to use robots now Anon.
I've worked a bit with AI. It's not intelligent in the human sense, which is my problem with the hype. The masses are looking at ChatGPT and incorrectly assuming it has intelligence and will replace humans in appreciable numbers. I don't buy it.

>>57830980
Most humans aren't intelligent either.

>>57830999
Checked and true

>>57830919
I will save retarded food-on-head Pepes, but I will NOT save AI generated food-on-head Pepes
I honestly hope all of you wasting compute cycles and energy to generate all these shitty AI memes end up bleeding the companies dry and crash tech stocks to zero. I'm waiting for the right time to go all in on SQQQ

>tfw started investing a week ago
>See all these anons making huge gains
>Look at my very meager gains

>>57830844
Hebrew Hubris will always be the downfall of (((those people))). Invest in a white or east asian man’s company instead.

Buffett is a FRAUD

>>57831013

>Fed’s Bostic: Inflation Is On Track To “Slowly” Return To 2% Target, But Too Early To Claim Victory
- Need To See More Progress, Gain Confidence, On Disinflation Before Reducing Policy Interest Rate
- Still Expect Two Quarter-Percentage-Point Cuts This Year

The dove is a now a hawk. They are clowns. But he's right.

>>57831026
Takes money to make money.

Here's the truth about AI driven chip demand that everyone is missing. It's all a mirage.

Training the models is computationally very demanding. But running them is extremely cheap by comparison. To train a model you need billions or trillions of iterations. To simply run the model as a user, to get an output from inputs, you run it once.

This is fundamentally different from the software paradigm that has driven demand for chips in the traditional software era. Software development is extremely cheap by comparison to running it at scale to serve users and consumers, which is where the sustainable source of massive compute demand comes from.

Now as the AI dev ecosystem matures you will have base models developed by a few large companies that are licensed out and fine tuned by specialists which are then used at scale, similar to the current OS and software ecosystem.

The issue for chip demand is that training the base models is largely a 1 time thing. Sure new architectures will come out that will require training from scratch, but that won't happen often. Currently we're in the phase of the cycle where many companies are training many base models. But, over time the number of companies participating in the creation of base models will decline and since the dominant base models have already been trained, all that will be needed will be to fine tune them or give the occasional update.

When that happens, compute demand for training models will collapse. Yes you will have many people using the models, but I can't stress enough how cheap they are to run. You could serve millions of people's queries to ChatGPT on a few GPUs. This doesn't even take into account the GPT tailored hardware that will make things even more efficient.

So basically, chip demand for AI is development driven not consumer driven which is the inverse of the current software dev paradigm and which is not sustainable for long term chip sales. Current chip sales are unsustainably hype driven.

>>57830919
slip on sheeit.

just how low will soxs hit...

damn, what's causing INTC to move?

>>57831049
this is the second time today?
is this marketting or an anon pasta of a thesis?

>>57831048
10k a year is a little less than a third of my yearly pay...

>>57830980
>will replace humans
There's your problem. While there are few industries that it can outright 100% replace: Cashier Registry Operators (Look at SOUN's website), concept artists (MidJourney), voice acting (ElevenLabs), by and large AI is an extra arm, not an extra head, and that spells 5~15% productivity for any company, meaning that's going to boost existing employees (not fire them) and considering it's relatively cheap to rent, AI is highly attractive to businesses.

>>57831054
Taiwan will be glassed and INTC is one of the only companies that doesn't depend on them.

just noticed my HPE call bags sold... for 4 times less than current the value
My sell limit was only to recoup losses from the earnings.
they're even ITM now :))))))))

>>57831049
Honestly spamming posts like this is bullish for tech.
Why would someone invest in shills unless it was a good idea to do the opposite

>>57831049
Is what you'd describe as a "base model" going to be a consistent standard though? Or will evolution of AI require consistent training of newer and more advanced AI models?

>>57831054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PCtf1ONYMU

>>57830886
How come my 4chan doesn't have this button?

>>57831054
Do you really think Israel would not make sure its crown jewel would ride the semiconductor and AI craze? Lmao, rofl even

>>57830886
God, him and that "faggot niggers and jews" shitposter need to go fuck off and die somehwere

ADBE pls

>>57831173
>niggers and jews" shitposter
He's based. You sound like a no OIL & NATGAS NEGRO.

>>57831163
Both Intel and Nvidia have big connections to Israel.

>>57831049
Literal FUD

>>57831161
you need to have a 4chan Gold account my friend

>>57831200
Yeah no shit, Taiwan is western aligned so thats inevitable. But Intel is a genuine Israeli company. Its undervalued relative to AMD and NVDA right now. You will 2x any investments in INTC within 6 weeks.

Is AT&T going out of business?

>the russel is still outperforming the rest

insanely bullish, what did I tell you? The small caps shall inherit the market, deus vult.

>>57830886
<3

Is Nvidia going out of business?

>>57830913
do i short?

>>57831259
Whens the last time you made a phone call?

Really NVDA further continuation.

>>57831259
They have been in a death spiral since 2018. You are just noticing now.

>>57831288
Whens the last time you used an NVIDIA gpu?

>How fuckin gay is the US market that actual companies like AAPL etc go down and some bullshit chipseller is pumping no end pulling the whole market up, LMAO. '
>and they drag EU into this bubble too

>portfolio is green
Just like that the Bull Run continues. NVDA is a fortress after all.

SAVE sisters...our cope?

>id rather be a smug contrarian doomer than make money

kek poorfags

Hope you guys bought some $dtst last month when posted.

We are up 20% today 55% since last month.

At what point do people start to realize the plant property and equipment line is irrelevant for most tech companies?

>>57831374
its sold off a little for every dividend in the past. Perhaps this time its different. I wouldn't be surprised.
I've only just started being retarded afterall. maybe there is retardation beyond retardation.
Perhaps, I am thinking too much still.

>>57831199
I'm not. But you are a faggot.
>>57831295
I made a strangle. I wouldn't short this fucker.

>MSTR 22b
>BTC Holdings 13b
So MicroPenis is worth 9bn according to the market? Lol, lmao.

50 dollar SOXL

>>57831259
Finally

>Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta President Raphael Bostic said he expects the Fed’s first interest-rate cut, which he has penciled in for the third quarter, will be followed by a pause the following meeting to assess how the policy shift is affecting the economy.

That's july.

>>57831041
Hebris

Should I sell my Intelcalls here? I've got $49 calls for June ATM and while I think it could run further I'm not super certain this is gonna hold. Should I just roll them into something else? If so, what? I'm still developing a decent set of guidelines for what to do when my options are doing great long before strike

I did it. I fucking bought AMD.

>>57831621
Always Be Closing.

>>57831459
I don’t know ware the chips may fall I only know that the sweetest chips fall off the window sill

>>57831349
I have AMD from 12 years ago

>>57831686
Are you in the green?

>>57831676
brb getting the wise old man tattoo'd on my arm rn

>>57831716
I mean my gpu is from 12 years ago, I dont own AMD stock

>>57831716
lmao

>>57831349
right now. wait, now. no... NOW!

>>57831231
my nose is confirming that you might be right. i just bought some long calls.

>>57831568
back to your containment thread

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/nvidia-bans-using-translation-layers-for-cuda-software-to-run-on-other-chips-new-restriction-apparently-targets-zluda-and-some-chinese-gpu-makers

KEK
LET'S HEAR MORE FROM THE DUMBFUCKS WHO SAID ZLUDA WAS A NOTHINGBURGER

NVDA 900 eod

>>57831781
the nose knowz

The smart thing would be to just sell but I'm a dumbass and will hold instead.

>>57831231
>Intel
at least they have the good sense to hide these two at the bottom

>>57831670
Thank you for your service
t. SOXS

>>57831888
Jesus Christ

Why are Indians so fucking stinky? There's one in the office and I'm not exaggerating here, he stinks up the whole room from his corner. But that's not all, he always eats with his mouth open so he makes these disgusting noises. Fucking hell what is wrong with Indians?

>>57831888
>Female version of "Shlomo"

>up $6k on NVDA and AMD
>down $3k on TSLA
fucking TSLA

>>57831604
They're cutting next week.

okay real question /biz/
right now I have half of my money in crypto, and half in stocks. Should I invest more in crypto or stocks?

>>57830911
Anyone?

>>57831962
Bonds, indexes, forex and PMs

>>57831962
Maybe buy a couple T-bills.

>>57831954
>>57831604
There will be no cuts in 2024.

>>57831888
Shlomit is the reason we have the bogdanof memes

OH YEAH BABY
OH YEAH
FUCKING DO IT BABY
DON'T YOU STOP GOING UUUUUUP

>>57831962
Maybe more stocks at this point. I'm mostly in crypto but I don't enjoy how that feels.

>>57831962
Crypto is pure manufactured horseshit, so there's only one alternative anon.

>>57831974
No. It’s like moving from one bank to another. But if you were moving a 401k into another brokerage you could get fucked if they sell your shit and you might have to file a 1066. Otherwise no worries

>TSLA
>AAPL
i am vomit

>>57831048
Not that anon but I'm kinda in the same situation
>open a roth ira and individual brokerage account on the same day anticipating the ai boom
>put the contributions for 2023/2024 in the roth, buy a couple big name stocks.
>put $35k in the brokerage
>find out the ai boom happened months ago.
>every anon is seeing massive gains

Should I back out now? I haven bought much or lost much in my roth and i haven't touched that 35k at all. I know a few stocks and crypto have gone to the moon these past three years but is it worth holding out?

>NYCB baggies

Well now I know for sure that we're undergoing hyperinflation.

>>57832138
>NYCB
Do we buy the dipprinos?

>>57832123
overreaction? could this be an easy swing?

CISA sisses, he's back on the ballot, and now the market looks just like it did in March 1929. How do we keep taking L's??

do you guys think that lofi girl and dark ambient boy know about each other

With the oncoming Commerical real estate failures, does anyone know any good life insurance companies to short?
Apparently they have more CRE loans than banks.

>>57831888
>Shlomo Weiss
>Israel Institute of Technology

>>57831962
>"Stocks"
Crypto, that's not even a question
The US dollar is the most stupid inflationary currency, it's unironically DOGE, i'm surprised when i learned in Truflation how much the avg prices are rising due to inflation

>>57832154
Nah NVDA is only worth more than merely canada. but thats an idiosyncratic on canada, NVDA is correctly valued

Okay, I'm fucking retarded.
Why is the price of my PUT option going DOWN when the stock is cratering?

What in the absolute fuck is this dogshit?
How does this even work?
Will I be down when I'm in the money days before expiry?

>>57832123
Tesla I get because it was always hype driving the stock, but why is Apple dumping?

>>57832174
TSLA was in a range all last week so once it broke and held either $198 or $205 it was going to be a strong move, but yeah this is insane. Straight drop over 7% without even a single bounce. I'm holding my shares with a cost basis of $191.80. Fucking wish I sold covered calls over $200 last week.

>>57832169
All in on nycb $5 calls for april

>>57831943
I think im gonna schlomit.

>>57831049
This is partially true. Training base models is considerably more computationally expensive than inference, but inference itself is not cheap. This is why ChatGPT for example caps you to 40 messages every 3 hours. Speaking more generally there has been a trend of utilizing the most compute on the largest available dataset (referred to as "scaling") which has yielded good results in a predictable fashion, and can be expected to continue.

That said, NVDA is clearly being valued on hype. TSMC manufactures ~all of their chips. Where is the corresponding 80% increase in their market cap?

>>57832174
Im already loaded up at $185 for AAPL and $197 for TSLA. Could theoretically buy more TSLA in one of my accounts but im going to wait.

>>57832234
you just don't understand, "The Engaging Leader"
it has nothing to do with the backdoors we're installing on your chips goyim.

>>57831943
>>57831888
That name is really brutal. That's worse than indians giving their children an indian name that is weird in english, though I can't remember of one in particular.

>>57832249

>he doesn't know

>>57832287
Like nicky haley?

>>57832285
bu bu bu but muh heckin VPNerino?

>>57832237
canada is worthless so that checks out

>>57832268
>TSMC manufactures ~all of their chips. Where is the corresponding 80% increase in their market cap?
I'm guessing TSMC doesn't have the 45% profit margin Nvidia has.

>>57832237
>comparing market cap to GDP
Why not compare nvda's market cap to the distance to the moon, or avogadro's number or something else other completely arbitrary?

>>57832287
I had an association with one
Aydidya Dikshit.

>>57831048
Does this take in to account dividends when it’s assumed your investing 10k a year?

>>57832054
Appreciate it - thanks anon

>>57832334
Neither does SMCI.

>>57832249
Sorry friend, I don't understand any option magic and that is why I don't screw with it. Probably iv crush or something, that seems to be a popular phrase for any option related sickness.

>>57832235
alright Chud time to go back to /pol/. this thread unironically rides with Biden

>>57831888
Uhhhhh checked
>Schlomitas

>>57832257
It's a dead company.

Reminder to buy OCEA.

>>57831048
I have wage slave 2 jobs for 4.5 more years
REEEEEEEEEE

>>57832249
You aren't below strike price you little goofnut, and theta is getting to you

>>57832249
The market doesn't think it will hit $5 but people bought those to hedge their margin accounts.

wtf is this zig zag price suppression bullshit????

>>57832458
consolidation before a move higher

Welp, decided to sell 10 calls out of 15 to get back my initial and some extra, at least. Might miss out some huge gains if NVDA does run to 900 but at least I have some peace of mind regardless of what happens.

>>57832436
you could hit a milly in a week with one good options play, up your risk tolerance faggot

>>57832468
>900
nigga it's going to $1000

>>57832436
What the actual fuck.

>>57832468
Congrats, it's never bad to take profits.

Good morning everyone fuck you.

>>57832249
yeah you still arent at the strike bud, and theres only 8 business days until it expires.
theta is devaluing the option.

>>57831161
It doesn’t show up when using AAPL products.

>>57831087
You make 30k a year? Lmao what the fuck are you working minimum wage or something?

>>57832488
>you could hit a milly in a week with one good options play
in a demo account maybe

>>57832502
Hi. Missed the AI rally again, eh?

>>57832454
I'm like $0.50 away, and this piece of shit zombie company is worth $2. I WILL be profitable on this before next Friday.

>>57832287
Someone I know is literally named kumlite

>>57831568
I should have sold longer puts

>>57832502
Hey fuck you too, buddy

>>57832518
Don't make fun of working people you snarky mother fucker.

>>57832392
SMCI is definitely a bubble

>>57832259
TSLA just closed above the 9EMA on the 5m for the first time all day. Could finally get a bounce here.

I should have known I wasn't Retarded enough NVDAniggers Hopefully I get a small dipperino on the Dividend.

does anyone even use WISH any longer? seems like a reasonable short

>>57832564
Yes, but an enjoyable (and profitable) one.

>>57832548
Low earning wagecucks must be mocked to encourage them to earn an actual paycheck, because that is the only way they will make it (unless they bought any tech a year ago and then they can retire right now.)

Get ready for the squeeze.

>>57830810
Kasia

>>57832605
Former rural poorfag here: Eat shit you flatlander scum.

GTLB pump on earnings after market?

>>57832627
ok enjoy staying poor.

I put 100% of my 401k match at my new job into VITAX. Am I retarded?

Ho Lee Fuk my NVDL...

>>57832548
I had to learn
>>57832605
this anon is right.
I made 30k from a $100 spy leap a few years ago. never again will I wageslave for under 100k.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Thinking about securing some more NVDA profits and rolling my 3/15 $800C into a 5/17 $1000C for $30. Brings my realized profits to $8k so even if it expires worthless that's still $5k realized.

What's he going to say to congress tomorrow?

>>57832138
I took a position this morning, I’m unscared. Should be a bounce coming up here this shits gotta be trolling for bears

it doesn't matter what podunk bullshit flyover town you live in, or what the job market is there, if you can't make more than 30k online or remotely you are literally too stupid to live and should be euthanized

>>57832257
their phones can't run AI

>>57832287
I write Ben Chode on my name tag if I have to attend an event where I know lots of Indians will be in attendance.

>>57830810
I'm of the opinion that nvda will go up 40 to 50 percent before we see a correction.
40 percent would mean 3 trillion market cap. 50 percent would mean a peg ratio of 3 and a pe ratio of 100+

>>57832653
Job well done. I hate options so I'm obligated to sit on cash until something gives, but that probably won't happen because even fake internet money is pumping so I guess I get to settle for interest money.

>>57832743
Podunk towns offer a low cost of living, city boy. Hammering your cost of living as close to fucking zero as possible is the first trick you master to climbing out of poorfagville.

>>57832508
I'm on Linux.

>>57832743
Agreed. I work 2 days a week and rake in 33k a year.

>>57832650
tom lee says the top is in. sell all your semis now

>>57832287
Poojeet? Come on man

>>57832733
Nothing because that isn't until Wednesday.

>>57832154
Wendy's Baconators™ are selling at fair market prices to willing buyers.
>>57832136
>>57831087
You can always bogle or capitalize on how early you entered the game. Time is money.

>>57832733
Same slides for three years, 2%, Higher for longer, ladida, chirp

>>57832529
I'm holding 100 shares and think it will double.

>>57832755
>a pe ratio of 100
That'd still be less than their PE ratio this time last year.

>>57832775
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>57832805
>PE going down
Bad news. I’m not buying.

>>57832468
Nothing to complain about you killed it man congrats

>>57832831
>Implying I'm not running Alpine.

>>57832770
that wasn't my point at all you fucking mongoloid, living in low COL place is fine, but wageslaving at the local walmart or dollar tree is fucking retarded if you have half a brain its a giant waste of your time if you have any real skills you could still live in your shitty town and make money on the internet

CRASH THE MARKET

If you buy here, you are....NOT MY FRIEND

it was an alright play

wat time PLTR run?

I'm gonna say it again. Use daily leverage bull certificates on NVDA. Preferably x10. That means an average increase of the stock daily of 2-3% translates to a 20-30% increase for you, with daily compound interest.

>>57832856
omg It's Bruno Famin

>>57832860
bobos are fucking deranged

>>57832869
Nice

The shares are still at 0,023€ bros...

Don't miss this ride

so what's going on with BBAI? everyone betting on the next earnings?

>NVDX

>>57832805
It's hard to justify a peg above 3 especially when analysts are calling for 36 percent growth a year for 5y

>>57832895
Storage units are economical to rent out at $20/month. We don't have a construction shortage.

>>57832287
I have heard the pajeeta name Rani Srani sounds like the Serbian word for “morning poop”

>>57831133
Because people want to accelerate the fall. I’m looking for a good entry point to spy but ai hype is messing it up.

>>57832908
Earnings report soon. Glowie contracts. Its what the TSA will use to watch your every move the moment you enter an airport. Plus generalized AI hype. However it may pull what SOUN did last week. Who knows. I’m $5k in at $3.30

>>57832890
Ok greedy Mumu, keep thinking 35% annual gains are the norm, I sold last week at 30% profit after 6 months, but I know irrational exuberance when I see it

>>57832895
Stock has been drooping for years. What is the hurry to buy in now? help me out fren.

>>57832909
When did Cory Feldman troon out?

>>57832492
what is the shock?
>>57832488
>"risk everything for a small chance at making it quicker"
Bird in hand is worth two in the bush anon.

>NEGG is now a penny stock

>The immigration crisis may bankrupt cities such as New York, Denver and Chicago as federal funds fall short of needs, per CNBC

lmao rip bozo

BABA bros, not like this...not like this...

Why the hell did Schwab grudgingly upgrade NVDA to a C rating last week, then downgrade it again last Friday?

>>57833031
BABA needs to release some ai porn or it is donezo

>>57833031
I told you baba is going to $50. China has one more leg down before it bottoms.

>>57833029
That's the idea, anon. It always has been. The enemies of the Republic have always been very open about their methods and their object.

>>57833000
They're starting their building project in Florida this year

>>57832856
Is that why your font rendering a shit? Also into librewolf

>>57833020
amazon is cheaper, than this highly specialized competitor.
checks out.

>>57833052

Sorry, but I'm not gonna pay for ai porn. Not for porn and especially not ai porn.

>>57833031
The bottom ist in xi will surely release the stimulus soon

>>57830810
I've seen more people at the gym during mid-morning hours than usual. This is indicative of layoffs right?

>>57833142
yes, or the oncoming race war.

BILI earnings this week and not single thread about it on reddit. im bullish.

Why are bitcoin miners in the shitter

>>57833221
>BILI
They will lose money as per usual, nothing to be excited about.

>>57833224
Halving = Net Rev cut in half

>>57833224
Uhhh because their revenue is about to halve?

>>57833224
How wouldn't they?
Where are the 2 Trillion in liquidity supposed to come from to keep those miners profitable?

>there are people ITT bagholding SOXS

lmao

>>57833241
>>57833245
>I don't understand how halving works

>>57833289
boomers FOMOing their 401ks into bitcoin ETFs

This is your daily reminder that Broadcom, Oracle, and Marvell all report their earnings after market close Tuesday. All three look healthy, and Broadcom in particular looks fantastic. Load up now and avoid the holiday rush.... and possibly cash in on another Friday tech-feeding-frenzy.

>>57833315
no u

>>57833315
>I don't understand how halving works

>>57833337
>Tuesday
THURSDAY. Fuck. As in the 7th.

>>57833241
I know that, but I think most of them are still like 60%-70% down off their ATH with bitcoin almost at ATH. Even if the halving rev cut does translate to miner values being chopped in half they’re still down

>>57833322
that is not happening. btw. monetary base since 2018 roughly bit more than tripled, the buttcorn sits at 70k? where was the entire market cap of crapto in 2018?

>>57833315
>>57833356
Wait i thought it meant that with 100million in mining equipment minting 10btc in april for the same amount of equipment they would now get 5btc?

This has to be the worst /smg to have ever existed

>>57833142
Massive layoffs during Q1 beginning may be the cause of it.

I'm expecting a lot more people to lose jobs throughout 2024. Those gyms will be packed full kek

>BTC pinned to 66,666.66

>>57833388
You're correct.

>>57833356
>>57833343
>>57833388
Hehe >:)

>>57833408
bears are more fun with the shit talk

>>57833434
Which miner has the most btc total on balance sheet? This is why coin and mstr beating them up. Whichever miner bought most will win that race. Not hashrate like actually holdings.

Literally fucking how?

>>57833337
>i have 2k to buy $1600 calls
almost

>>57833486
The bird is the word.

>>57833486
its the greatest company of all time

>>57833486
I'm hoping its a gap and crap.
but they had a textbook earnings flag so it has a target at like $920

>>57833486
>he didn't listen
>he didn't learn

>>57833486
CUDA

>>57833486
It's called a bubble.

>>57833501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

>>57833080
:) ty

>>57833529
She looks so uncoordinated opening her mouth early like that.

>>57833020
Its amazing how they specialize in computer products and havent figured out a way to make it piss easy to find compatible components and make builds. They should have bought pcpartpicker and integrated it

>>57833461
I think it's a lost cause for miners. They weren't making money before and btc would to more than double it's price and hold it for them to see green now.

>>57833587
She is 100% on benzos.

>>57833529
imagine the braps

Who's holding SMCI calls overnight?

What is Apple doing? why is Tim Cook so shitty?

>>57833486

Only up 120 billion more today on gross sales of 260 million. Up over 200 billion in just 12 hours of regular trading lol people never learn.

>>57833670
It lost the 180 level and, despite a LOT of dicks sucked by Tim Apple, got kicked out of the Fag 7.

>>57833655
jesus the 4 day straddle is 141 deltas

how high do we think oracle can move after earnings? im flinging shit at a wall and guessing +$15 based on past movements of the year. could also shit $8

>>57833700
The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?!

>>57833714
It's expected to move +- $141 in 4 days.

>>57833727
Grazie

>>57833670
let him cook

why is intel up so hard

>>57833700
>>57833727
Yeah, building a straddle at the current SP is gonna run you the better part of 15k. I ran a long strangle 4DTE with the upside SP at 1300. We'll see but it's definitely gonna do something.... definitely the most risky options play I have right now

I thought everyone was struggling to pay rent and put food on the table, where is all of this money coming from?

>>57833670
He's a faggot. Also, the culture at Apple was seized and fucked by the cultural Marxists more then a decade ago, same as Google. they're not the happy hi-tech elves making toys for us any more. They're SJW's with a lot of money to burn.

>>57833820
Its coming from the people who are the cause of the increased rent and food prices, genius.

How do we profit from this?

>>57832879
Where do you find good bull certificates? I tried some NVDA 10X bull certificates issued by these "Société Générale" guys a couple of weeks ago, but they were not even updating, despite NVDA going up by 5%, ended up selling it at a small loss because it just refused to follow NVDA

>>57833809
Way too expensive for my blood. I'd be more comfortable selling that straddle this week. I feel it's going to be a slower week just looking at the /ES price action today.

>>57833791
I told you NIGGERTARDS over and over that it's the only chip company that matters into the long future. One day you'll wake up and it will be worth 100x that chinkfag NVDA shitco.

>>57830867
(((hollywood)))

>>57833848

>CSCO

>>57833809
you went long straddle?
man you're a pig. Hopefully the Holy Pig.

>>57833895
Well, you may like them. And Larry Fink may like them. But the market doesn't, Schwab doesn't, and neither do I. So there.

>>57833840
It looks like they aren't publicly traded.

>>57833670
dropped the ball on AI

>>57833935
I don't like them, I'm just stating reality as it is.

>>57831054
first high na euv tools are being installed and the boomer news is covering it

>>57833935
Sounds like a buying opportunity. Unless you prefer to buy high when everyone says it's going to the moon.

is laac kill?

>>57833882
Yeah I feel you, it's the only time I've touched SMCI since the start of this run because the premium is so damn expensive. I picked up a 800p to counter it but theta gonna theta, we'll see what AH and pre market tomorrow does
>>57833928
Hahaha, yeah I banked on the run to continue and sold my NVDA weeklies to pay for it. Starting to look like a foolish bet but I'll give it at least one more day before I panic sell. Worse case scenario I torch about 2k.

>>57833943
Like I said. He's a SJW faggot. Ideology matters. His shit-covered diseased pecker matters. Not being a visionary in the mold of the man who founded and then rescued the company, God bless him.

>NVDA
>BITW
Wow

>TSLA
>SAVE
>LUNR
eww

>>57832527
I support Lord Pepe'Kek

>>57833988
>I picked up a 800p to counter it but theta gonna theta, we'll see what AH and pre market tomorrow does
Lighting that money on fire with the volatility.

>>57833840
>0-shot
I'm tired of this fucking Zoomer slang

>>57833848
based

>>57833928
My brain can't parse your pic so I've decided to be an iconoclast about it and murder you. Nothing personal, your image was just made by demons.

>>57833978
EVs? More like Pee-V's!

UHHHH BROS ORCL IS HALTED????

>>57830913
maybe partial sell

>>57831295
No, way too risky. I got fucked by ARM.

>>57834024
>Zoomer slang
It's a technical phrase created by PHD researchers.
0-shot as apposed to 1-shot or few-shot. Meaning it automatically picks up on the format of previous text and uses that for completions.

>>57834009
As do all loyal /biz/nessmen.

>>57833906
eh it was only 30 dollars, and the underlying stock literally went up, the certificate itself was just being a nigger, i've been watching it right now again, and as NVDA goes up, the certificate just bounces around 13.7 dollars a piece

>>57834073
*/biz/raelis

last for female farts

>>57834012
>volatility
800p was $190 and had a ton of (what appeared to be) institutional volume so I went with the school of fish. At that price it's not a bad hedge if SMCI tanks AH, it's my only play >30DTE so there's a little yolo factor involved

>>57834052
What are you talking about?

>>57833670
You tell me.

>>57831887
>TSM 175
I have been burned by TSM, do not trust.

>>57830913
I'm not a gambler so I would've been out of that yesterday. Lucky to have profits for now I think it at least peaked for the day and you shouldn't hold it overnight. I'll take my base-hits selling premium on futures options.

I buyed

>>57834085
Up 5% on the KOLD I boughted this morning.

>>57832123
This is a pretty classic reverse day. It will probably come back up soon.

>>57834094
>apple? more like grape

>nycb
I thinkin bout dem beans.

>>57834094
The top middle guy looks like he's taking a shit and using it with his toes.

>>57834085
>>57834113
Well, 12:30, still feels early in the day to me.

WTF WAS THAT

>>57832650
>NVDA 830 call +23%

>>57834093
Fidelity wouldnt let me buy and RH had the ticker locked for price action and it all of a sudden just unlocked.

t. candlestick watcher

>>57834130
It's going to 0.

>>57832249
many such cases. sad!

>>57834130
Another Certified Rocker Win.

>>57834093
Yeah idk what he's saying, it looks fine to me. ORCL has been a nice under the radar play for me
>>57834106
I opened this position today, anon.

>>57832249
Look up "options greeks"

>>57834150

>>57834033
https://www.goteamjosh.com/blog/piggod
here have some smaller pigs to grow your mind

>>57834187
>I opened this position today, anon.
yes obviously, and yesterday was sunday.

>>57832801
>I'm holding 100 shares and think it will double.

>17m in earnings on +1b valuation

Lol

Fuckin NVDAretardation is literally pulling up all markets, EU too for no logical reason

>>57834203
Looks like you need Rate Correction.

>>57833997
>SAVE
I get TSLA and LUNR but why would you baghold SAVE? They're literally going bankrupt. Non-JBLU airlines are circling like vultures waiting to pick at the disproportionately-black carcass.

>>57834238
>NVDA is worth more than all of europe combined

>>57834258
Literally me

>>57834179
>It's over.

>>57834094
SHO LIKE SUM GOO VR

Someone bought 2 million intel shares?

>>57833848
That's the one. It updates at intervals. I got a 65% increase on my investment from it just for today. It's insane

>>57834295
>>57834295
>>57834295

Fuck it.
I'm going to get lunch.

>>57834255
I bought after the rejection, was betting on getting approval later. Was just a small bet though.

>>57834220
Also worth noting that SMCI's short interest is increasing. Granted the data is lagging so now idea where it stands TODAY, but if this keeps pumping, shorts might have to start covering their positions and could push this beast higher. I'm not a retarded permabull, but SMCI running a few hundred more in the short term isn't bonkers imo

whats the deal with nordstrom? Why is their price expected to drop despite earnings estimates being up over 100%?

>>57831048
>10k a year
>1000000 after 7 years
What retarded nonsense, can none of you into basic math?

>>57834299
Guess I was just impatient, I'll try and hold it for a little longer, I was just a bit unsure around that idea because of the volatility

>>57834130
>>57834277
Banking

Where are my $BIG bros at?