/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57790758
>GameStop is the new Berkshire Hathaway
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18dnwrz/gamestop_ceo_ryan_cohen_is_now_free_to_invest

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares, MOASS is a matter of time
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
Total hedgies death, DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

Last time on /GME/: >>57781712

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>>57790758
can't stop
won't stop
gamestop

don't be such an idiot that you miss out on another bullrun

retard baggies

>>57790927
>Mfw I also long NVDA, LUNR, MSTR, and VOO
I'm gonna keep holding GME, thanks for caring :^)

>>57790927
The bullrun is ending faggot
The time of the Bear is nigh

>>57791061
so you are shorting GME then?

Uhh redditsisters, our response?

>>57791072
You silly silly jeet.
What do you think happens when GME explodes?
>>57791090
Man looks extremely relaxed compared to sweaty Kenny

$14.88 close perhaps?

>>57791106
>man looks extremely relaxed at a sporting event while ken is speaking at a keynote
?
try to respond without sounding mad or delusional this time

>>57791159
Well your dogshit comparison kind of falls apart then doesn't it?

>>57791159
>billionaire hedgefund manager suddenly gets stagefrieght.
Did he get the shorted19 vax?

>>57791221
why are you comparing him to a pic from 13 years ago?
why are you so upset?

>>57791254
>billionaire jewish CEO starts rapidly losing his hair
did he get the redditpumpanddump19 vax?

>>57791257
Lol. Lmao.

>>57791278
the blue eyed white man really does mog the balding jewish billionaire

>>57791335
Why are you defending broke hedge fund superstore Ken griffin so much?
Why are you so upset?

>>57791269
>defending a hedgefund manager

>>57791570
>>57791475
>defending a jewish billionaire

>>57791570
>no headbobbing
3/10

>>57791627
>defending a Jewish billionaire
ken griffin will not be a jewish billionaire for long

>>57791656
I predict someone will need to post the Gratz thing again

>>57791627
>N-no you
Nigger I said he looked relaxed and you took a whole fucking chamber of .38 to suck Ken's dick lmao

>>57791656
he never was one
>>57791683
post the cohen one instead
>>57791684
i support my white brothers mogging balding jewish manlets.

>>57791684
>.38
One of my favorite sidequests
>>57791704
Cohen means priest.

>>57791710
good goy, read no further into the name cohen, it simply means priest

>>57791746
But how about Gratz?

>>57791756
>but what about his grandmother's last name???
holy reddit

>>57791643

>>57791777
Checked and the Jewish lineage is matrilineal. Kennoid's Jewish lineage if from his mom's side. We don't know if Chobani's mom is even Jewish.

It has to be a larp. Why would anyone argue about this?

>>57791777
Checked.
>>57791746
>>57791756
>>57791916
"...markets are efficient because of active managers setting the prices of securities. Firms like Citadel, firms like Fidelity, firms like Viking Global, Capital Research. We're all running large teams that are engaged in fundamental research trying to drive the value of companies towards where we think they should be valued." -Ken Griffin
vs.
Taking no payment and no bonus outside of stock options for a company they run.

Are we sure (((our guy))) Cohen is really the Jewish globohomo here? kek seethies
>inb4 defending Jewish billionaire
I don't really give a fuck as long as he makes me money. Sucking Ken's dick is as low as you can possibly go though, no matter who you are. Dude is a sociopathic goblin born with a spoon in his mouth

>>57791278
That’s the look of a man trying to play it cool after trusting the wrong fart.

>>57791627
But I didn't

Holy shit kek baggies crypto shitcoins are mooning
Where's that NFT marketplace????

THEY'RE SHORT LADDER ATTACKING RYAN'S HAIRLINE!

>>57791916
Gratz isn't a Jewish name retard. There was one single family in history that was in Israel with that last name. It wasn't Ken's.
>>57792099
Hi BBBYbaggie

>>57792499
>no counter argument
>B-Buh-Buh BAYGIE
you brainlets are so funny sometimes. Try something original

>>57792827
Lmfao you actually held a stock to zero hahahahahahahahaha

>>57793042
>He has to mention BBBY otherwise his masters whip him
>He sucks Ken's dick online on a Turkish rug cleaning forum
>He has no original thought of his own, he just copy pastes the same insult over and over
>he does this all, supposedly, for free
Why are Indians so skinny anon? You guys have so many cows over there

>>57793102
i know you bought BBBY and held it to zero
you post your same shitty reddit edits in those threads too
you deserve to be publicly mocked for holding a stock to zero

>>57793137
He has no style, he has no grace
This Jeet has a funny face
He can seethe when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a buffoon
This crazy Jeet just digs this tune!
Huh!

>>57793137
calm down tony

>>57793173
You held BBBY to zero
LMAO

>>57793332
You're a boring, unimaginative nigger
I bought like 500 shares for a few cents each for a giggle
I'm up 20k on bitcoin
I cashed out of NVDA
Keep seething jeet

Why do GME and BBBY baggies fight when both of them are extremely red? Is this how they do therapy and cope?

>>57793374
yes i'm sure you had an extremely low cost basis, just like every other BBBaggie
>i'm up 20k on bitcoin
lmfao sure you are champ
our little wolf of wall street, we're so proud of you
>buying btc when the entire GME thesis is 'there is only one play'
shill detected

>>57793861
What's your portfolio looking like, Rimjabi? How many expendable rupees did you put into Uncle Poo's poverty bucket this week?

GME and BTC will flip

I don’t need to tell you why

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57793946
Better than anything you could ever hope to achieve, bbbaggot

>>57794114
Kek post an original screenshot, I saw this one yesterday

>>57794163
i literally just took it dumbfuck baggie
i made more than double your yearly salary in one trade hahahahahaha

>>57794163
Bagbro look at the filename. It's very recent. Share your GME gains :) if you're green I'll drop 10k right now on GME

How come GME is not on 24 hour market on Robinhood anymore?

>>57795105
Because your gay

>>57795509
My gay what?

>>57795509
>>57795536
Legit lol'd at this.

>>57796831
>t. redditor

>>57795536
Your gay frivolities enrich this thread.

The boys had a good time

Can somebody please explain why the Wall Street pedos hate this lady so much. I have even seen some undercover shills give up their cover just to start throwing insults at Hester. If anyone keeps their list of shills pretending to be retail, go look at their history. You'll find them making these types of comments about her out of nowhere. Sometimes one will make it and then it attract all the other shills in the area to join in, and they do. I know she is with the SEC but it's only her I see them scared of. It's so fucking weird, there is way more to it than what we see them saying on reddit. It goes way deeper. She knows something, the pedos on here and reddit hate this woman.

And that story exposing McDonalds ice cream machines and repairs is hilarious. RC's tweet makes sense now. Their whole world us collapsing. These people on Wall Street are about to see just how worthless they are.

Picreal

Kek dumbfuck GME baggies. How is it possible to not make money during the hottest market in decades? Seriously, someone buying random stocks is making it. But you guys? Sitting out the current bull market and missing out, like retards. By the time the next cycle starts, you will have wasted another ten years. You will never make it, not in this lifetime. DFV you are not. You got scammed. Thanks for the money and wasted years of your life. It was entertaining, at least? You have no one to blame but yourselves.

>>57790758
Looks like Cohen is working hard. His hairline is proof of this. My guy probably hasn't had a good rest in years. He always fights the hedgies for us and doesn't get the thanks he deserves
THANK YOU COHEN!!

>>57799317
There hasn't been a harder working Jew since WWII

Dead baggie general. Where did the GME shills all go?

Friday RRP $441.265b

I’m a baggie

>>57799115
fine, I'm a dumbfuck, what did you buy?

>>57802736
That's a great question, thanks for asking. I've been accumulating BTC and SHIB and DOGE. I know I know, they're shit without proper fundamentals. But even these garbage unusable shitcoins are doing better than GME lmao. I also bought some SMCI calls. Not many though cause they're expensive.

>>57802799
cool I'm still buying GME. I mean did you really expect a dumbfuck read that?

>>57790758
Gmetards sucking Cohen dick for over three years after the train left the station, meanwhile the rest of biz is pumping(again). Redditors truly deserve everything the get.
>Kek baggies

>>57803605
>this is how long you've been bagholding

>crypto baggies pretending they are making it when they lost all their money on FTX last year

Fucking idiots

>>57804244
My cro is saving me, if only Ryan could do the same

>>57804244
Acts like he dosent know BTC went from 16k to 64k since then.
>The absolute state of redditors.

Bump

>>57803685
I was responding to someone else, dunno why you felt a need to interject with your pointless post. I don't care if you read it or not.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies