/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57778403
>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.210 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.4 (18.85) million shares 25% total held by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, 2023, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:

friday RRP 520.107//79 parties of niggers
monday RRP 524.959//81 parties of niggers
tuesday RRP 519.725//84 parties of niggers
wednesday RRP 569.855//87 parties of niggers
thursday RRP 502.074//83 parties of niggers

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q3 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20311/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20316/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>spamming/flooding

This is the thread.

>57778522
>say nothing in the spamfag thread
>say nothing in the fudfag frenchfag 3 way before it
gay checked

We have closed green every day this week. Tomorrow ending green is the rocket.

Finally a non homsexual thread
Get fucked shillsisters

>>57778596
Tomorrow is the day. Billions per share once this swap FUCKING MEGA-EXPLODES ALL OVER HEDGIE HAIRY ASSHOLES

WAGMI

>>57778596
Wow, so that means you're green right? Wow!

>>57778403
based baker

This doesn’t glow more to the Logoniggers somehow.

FIRST
>>57773133
>>57773133
>>57773133

>>57778759
On all my shares bought this week yeah. I haven't recalculated my brokers+DRS combined average in a while but I'm either green now or will be at 15.

>57778877
sinead

>>57778531
How many years ago was the thread with all the edits of that pic. Fun times, it feels different now.

>>57778462
>beezos buying buttcoins
>gme being wird as fuck
what's happening bros? i'm scared.

>>57778776
>grand theft algo-IRL
kek
>>57779130
hold on to your butts

>dat catalogue
Something and someone broke. Full tantrum mode.

>>57779354
You weren't kidding. Damn.

>>57779354
>>57779377
checked. desperate acts by desperate men

Give me one reason my I should continue to hold this this stock when I could be buying VOO, NVDA, and FZFXX instead?

>>57779377
Your digits compel me to provide my pet theories, from my most favorite to least:
1. It's a BBBaggie finally coming to grips with the realization that he lost all his money.
2.It's an actual hedgoid finally coming to grips that it's over.
3. It's an actual low- to mid-level hedgoid ally/hedgoid-adjacent that is about to get himself and his known family killed for promising to get things under control (and couldn't).
4. It's Kennoid.
5. It's Lum.

>>57779430
You would never have to post here again, and what a relief that would be for all of us

>>57779439
#3. Tony’s mouth wrote some checks his butt will be cashing in the bbc cage.

>>57779430
Buy more and shut up. MOASS is soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWuhmCU0K1k
Kek bankies
Additionally, do NOT look at NYCB

>>57779677
I don't get it, you fucks just keep buying and buying, even though the price goes down. What the fuck is wrong with all of you? This play ended back in 2021, and we're still here bagholding, all because we we can't face the truth that we got bamboozled. How can you still be bullish after all this time? Earnings will come and go, how is obe profitable quarter gonna justify how expensive GME is right now?

>57779779
lol lmao.

>>57779439
You are not schizoid enough.
>it's 2, 3, 5 all at once
>LUM_IS_UNPOPULAR

>>57779814
I doubt that faggot is an actual hedgoid.

Imagine pretending to hold gme while also pretending to not believe in the thesis. All while also begging for justification for its price. Literally tying themselves into logic knots just to fud this stock.

>>57779796
>>57779861
I do own GME, Ryan hasn't done shit the last three years and now we're about the receive a lukewarm earnings, after which the price will continue its death debt spiral. You have no argument for why you still own this shit stock other than you have no choice, because you're bagholding it, like I am.

>>57779905
well in that case, remember why you’re in this play in the first place

>57779905
>You have no argument for why you still own this shit stock
Sorry I guess I just like the stock. If you don’t maybe you should sell.

>>57779933
It's been three years bro, this shit is getting fucking annoying.
>>57779943
Don't threaten me with a good time, I'm just about ready to be done with this play, but as evidenced by BTC and MSTR, every time I sell something it pops off three to four years later. We're just about approaching that time. I need to see this Q4 be positive with a profit YoY, otherwise why are we wasting our time here?

My mistake was putting more in than I should have, so I've got no one to blame for that but myself. You are all here forever, so am I. I seriously wish you all many green dildos in the near future, if anyone has deserved it it's you all.

>>57778403
so the entire graph is now moving inside less than a one dollar range. just as prophesized. flat theory confirmed. squeeze imminent.

>>57779943
No you don't understand anon you're supposed to argue with him about why you own the stock so he can use circular logic, dismiss all circumstancial evidence and press you for hard reported factual information that you clearly couldn't have access too and then claim there's no proof you can provide and because you can't convince a disingenuous random faggot it means you have to sell. You simply have to justify your reasons to others by his unreasonable and clearly compromised standards to earn the right to hold an investment. You can't just.. just NOT engage with him!

>>57779377
>77
>7 gme threads
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>57780018
This. Flat chads were always right

>>57780026
The funniest part is that I have to justify why I myself am holding an asset that he claims he’s holding. The absurdity of it all.

>>57779905
I've looked upon the astral plane. I have seen it.

>57779905
>death debt spiral
>GME has a small coof French loan and a billy cash on hand
Kek. Wut?

kys dumbfuck baggots

>>57780472
In b4 shill argument about rc burning money and not telling us his plans.

>>57779905
>after which the price will continue its death debt spiral.
You can't just take what worked for BBBaggies and straight up apply it to GMEchads.
>>57780472
>making me CTRL+F
You will have eternal bleeding.

>>57780518
Shills so mad it had to ctrl f. Hungry shills need fed. Here's some shill food.
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

>>57780555

I’m sorry. I personally will continue to deny those I do not like (you)s. I just will ok.

>>57780582
Jesus made all men free.

>>57780582
>GME baggie
And you'll stay poor too!

>>57780582
woman moment

shillies and hedgies be losing their shit like picrel

>57780736
Seethe.

>>57780518
Why ctrl f, fren?

GIVE ME (YOU)SS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57780803
>leave out one meme arrow
>can't easily find out which post he was referring to
>have to manually breathe and manually find the post
Just passive-aggressive things one would typically find a woman doing. Claim they don't deserve a response but responds anyway. The absolute state.

>57780827
At least you’ve stopped claiming I’m doing it to shit up the thread somehow and that im a glownigger. This is real growth for you.

BTC is about to hit 100 million Niger Dollaz

>>57780892
who said you arent

I got paid today.... Do you know what this means?

>57781098
You when you started appeal to emotion by claiming I’m behaving like a woman. Again I’ll remind you you don’t seem to be having much trouble following the thread.

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

>mfw baggots rope

>>57779814
Threadly reminder that OIP never had anything to do with Citadel. He got sent the pictures via a connection on discord and people seriously fell for the Goofy meme. Even proved this by jumping in on this thread, proving his identity as top WSB mod by changing the subreddit discription, adding a dot at the end that remains there to this day.
>Like 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal.

>>57781245
>you don’t seem to be having much trouble following the thread.
You're literally a few minutes from my post, while >>57779905 was about an hour from >>57780472

>57781437

archive((dot))ph/2022.12.15-133305/https://www(dot)reddit.com/r/GME/comments/zmezqa/ya_dun_goofed_citadel_employee_is_top_mod_for/

>57781437
Uh oh. Narrative controlies. It’s too late. The feds are coming for you.

Been talking a bit with a girl from the Philippines.
Matched on Bumble.
I dont know how to interpret her.
Just as every other girl on this world, she doesnt really seem that interested in me at this moment.
I dont get ppl that dont ask questions.
Should i really just lose my wizard status like that if im able tho?

>>57781558
Links active, including OIU saying he worked as goofy

Get fucked shitheads, only people with more than half a brain invest correctly, that's why you need and SHOULD invest in VINU
Trust me anon, i know what i'm talking about
You know you need it! it's pretty much one of the few "small/mid" coins with a pretty consistent and constant growth! it's an incredible investment, cmon anon you know you need it
They even have a waifu for the weebs to adore, they know what they're doing, TRUST ME ANON TRUST MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57781571
Tell her you lost a lot of money investing in bagstop that'll really make the third worlder think you're special. Then tell her about how in 2 more weeks you'll be a billionaire off your $300 investment

>57781437
Also, OIU changing the WSB description is false. That has been there since before the sneeze, rimjabi

>57781598
No thanks. Gonna do what I do every other week instead, which is buy GameStop. I’ll think of you when I make my next purchase as well if that makes you feel any better :)

>>57781437
Daniel pls.

Kek. He’s scared.

>>57780044
I will check you,
I bought today it was my fault sorry

>>57781437
Boy I sure hope this information never shows up in some future federal indictment. Luckily this post clears everything up

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>58.37% short volume.
>61.24% off exchange.

>>57781571
>He doesn't know losing your wizardhood to the most powerful race on earth will not only make you get back your powers, but also enhance it a thousandfold
Jews fear this knowledge.

>>57781437
How exactly did he disprove that he wasn't a Citadel employee?

>>57779997
It was either this or you kicking the door of your new mansion in
You were never allowed to win so realize there's a barrel of a revolver pressed right against the back of society's head and act like it

>>57781845

>>57781935
You say that so confidently, but how can you be so sure of such a nebulous thing as MOASS? What if we really are wrong about this whole situation? Regardless, I will hold, at least until earnings and see what's in store. Multiple hedge funds, banks, and retirement firms keep buying GME.

>>57782120
Oh, and my ID keeps resetting so that's why there's multiple 1pbtid ITT.

>57782120
>we

>>57782120
You are a coward.

>>57782184
Fuck you, I hold this bitch to the end.

>>57782200
1pbtid

Uhh so /biz/ is the D E S I G N A T E D shitting board now? Hilarious how me holding my jiemies in book makes random people melting down

>>57782214
GOD DAMNIT, FUCK YOU. Just for that, I'm buying more. See you faggots at earnings.

>>57782215
>now
/biz/ has been half of the 4chan Curry Slurry for over a decade. /g/ is the other half.

OOOO HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE’RE SO BACK BROS

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1b3jktd/i_know_pulte_has_not_delivered_but_hes_now/

>>57782120
>of such a nebulous thing as MOASS?
There is this one (1) nebulous thing that you fear (because you can't control it) and it isn't MOASS (because MOASS is concrete, like pavement).
>>57782306
kys BBBaggie

>>57782289
Didn't pay attention to other shitcoin threads senpai
>>57782306
Kek, based RC and Pulte dabbing on BBBaggies' last hope

>>57782357
Ryan's trolling is on another level, it's worth the price of admission alone.

>57782330
Does everything connected to Pulte or teddy have to be related to bbby? Seriously just asking?

>>57782424
>king BBBYQ griftoid Alexander "ppseeds" Zarac, a literal mod of that subreddit, literally has the pinned post to that thread
>how is this related to BBBY

>>57782424
For him it does. I wonder why that is.
>I bought at 5

>57782471
Who the fuck is pp? Also why do you know so much about this?

>>57782357
Kek check the GME maxis thread
They’re absolutely seething

>>57782424
To BBBYniggers, apparently
>>57782506
Kek BBBaggies

>>57782496
>he reveals himself
>again
I knew you were a BBBaggie. Always have.

I come here to discuss GME. I refuse to learn about BBBY or give one shit. Even if I end up being wrong and it's the best thing, I don't give a shit nor will I. I have missed many plays and will miss many more, so miss me with that BBBYullshit

>>57782566

>57782563
Please explain.

>>57778403
that algo in the AH is fucking amazing. RELEASE THE KRAKEN GARY GENSLER

>stalks RC to public events
>takes picture wirh RC
>pretends to be acquainted despite previous public admission of no contact
>probably gonna raise Atlanta grift session from 500 to 741 freedom bux
Just when PulteCon 1.0 is losing steam, based Pulte is once again going to deliver griftkino

>>57782665
>please tell me how to better fit in
Kek BBBaggie

>>57781437
shut your wang, daniel.

>57782722
I literally haven’t bought bbby up until you did you absolute nigger. You and Niggerfaggot are experts on bbby and pp. I just wanted to no why that is.

WHO ELSE HERE GETTING MOTHERFUCKNIG JUSTED

>>57782776
This is edited

>>57782817
The Hairline ACKKKK

Kek bag rodents. Red every day

Kekekekekekekeekekekekekek

>>57782754
>NOOOOO HOW DID YOU KNOW AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're just low IQ. Simple as.

What's the newest March 2024 copium baggie bros?

>>57782817
Why is Cohen losing his hair bros?

Do we know for a fact it’s the same hoodie? Also what are the implications if it is?

>>57782872
>rodent
So easy to spot

when is gme gon sqeez

>>57782817
Ryans face looks off like ai or some shit

>>57783016
Oh no you found me. Still red dumbfuck? Yeah I thought so. Buy more at open? Nah you won't. Broke pussy rat rodent. KEK

>>57783055
Post shorts :^)

>>57783055
>won't buy
Kek I remember you, been hard at it the last few days huh?

>>57783108
>didnt/cant/won't post buys
KEK

>>57783080
Kek raggot. Absolutely printing

What an interesting and unexpected surprise this picture was tonight. I wonder if we pump tomorrow.

>>57783139
Based, I'd take profit and close those a week before earnings though, just in case you unexpectedly get heemed.

>>57782817
BaldingAnon was Chobani?

Kek bagfuckers

>>57783035
It’s a little odd, however I think it’s just the lighting and that he’s further away from Pulte. There also may be some glass or reflective happening. More interestingly I didn’t know the chairman had one blue eye and one brown eye, though could be the lighting.
>>57783392
Eh not bad for going on 39

>>57783139
Kek, you're a nigger but the commitment to hating and proof of puts are respectable

>>57783642
The forehead thing is the first thing i spotted lmao. Is it stress?

>>57783642
Kek

imagine investing in a balding jewish faggot
couldn’t be me

>>57783642
>>57783729
Inherited from his dead fucking deaddy
KEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK RIP IN PEPPERONI

DONT IGNORE ME BAGGOTS YOU MUST REDEEM THE (YOU)S I NEED TO FEED MY FAMILY THE BANK AND FINANCIAL JEWS MUST BE ALLOWED BUT DONT SPEAK OF THEM ONLY LOOK AT THE JEW RUNNING GAMESTOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>57783642
Lmao

>>57782817
Dat cracker high af.

>>57783392
Kek his face is taking longer to wash

Dig into Tricia Rothschild

wen break even

>>57784406
Battle for $180 counteroffensive

>>57784429
Citadel lines are collapsing

>>57782566
So when will you GME maxis admit you were wrong? Do you need Cohen to come out publicly and say you were wrong and that you were propagandized by pink haired honey traps on SuperStupid?

>>57784890
you towelniggers don't even have anything to show for your investment. you lost everything. at least we still actually own our stock. fuck off with your distraction scam.

Kek baggies

>>57783642
Looks like MOASS will start when he's completely bald

someone is buttmad

>>57785178
Seething

>>57785178
yeah these baggies are seething
wagmi shillie bros

>>57784097
I did

>>57785396
this seems very antisemitic, i hope you are not pro Palestine

>>57785430
Thanks you for noticing

>>57784890
So when will you BBBaggies admit you were wrong? Do you need Cohen to come out publicly and say you were wrong and that you were progagandized by french faggots and grifters on Youtube? Oh wait he did, it's called a filing kek

>>57785514
Kek Douglies
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1b3rffn/pure_gold/

>>57785584
>pulte sucking up to yet another billionaire
Kek, grifters truly know no shame

>>57785661
"grifters"? I'm thinking there are business deals going on regarding retail stores that are systemically naked short and the short sellers are shitting their pants. That makes a little more sense to me.

>>57785584
Wooooow these "people" have no shame lmfao.

>>57785720
Doug is literally groveling. Shitting his pants like a felon talking to a police officer knocking on the front door to ask questions.
We all knew he was bust and he sure is acting like it.
"g.g.g.. great game their fellas! Would you like a free popcorn on the house! How about some brewskis my fellow businessmen! Why don't we all go and sit around the campfire and tell spooky stories my friends!"
RC & Pulte could have DPed Cifu if they asked. That gut is on the ropes.

>>57785817
It's amazing, I knew about Dougie and his shit talk over a year ago, and now here he is, unraveled and prostrate. No conviction at all. You love to see it.

So the thread is still gonna get real awkward real soon? Who could’ve predicted this?

>>57785889
Never saw it coming desu :^)

>>57785889
Who could have predicted such a thing? kek

>>57785720
>>57785817
>>57785869
>>57785714
Kek don't forget to attend the new and improved sekrit millionaires meeting PlootFest 2.0 in May where we'll talk about PlootPlan 3.0, busniess deals and shits, ticket priced at $741 btw (sorry for inflation) :^)

>>57785514

https://twitter.com/mtlbrad/status/1763560180451524717

https://twitter.com/Dougielarge/status/1763508268255649948

>>57785514
I can see how much this has personally effected you. Maybe just maybe pay attention next time, you had plenty of chances to

>>57785912
>t.

The seethening will continue until morale improves

>>57785926
OH SHIET

>>57781612
>Also, OIU changing the WSB description is false. That has been there since before the sneeze, rimjabi
Wrong. Check both archives

>>57785916
>>57785927
>>57785931
>be not jiemiechads
>tell others to pay attention
Kindly remind me the next BBBaggies' hopium date?

>>57778868
>>57779377
add one more from 3 hours ago
>GameStop = RCEO whipping ledgies shrimple as dIGlInKcMMgxsGPmGAvAXSmGXrPBbByQXmR
>GameStop RECO Whipping Ledgies Edition

>>57785956
Who's the guy on the left?

>>57786006
Ryans brother Brad

>57785994
If you hold gme you’re a chad regardless of what other stock you hold or once held. It’s gonna be ok man.

>>57785948
>>57785956
I love how smug Ryan looks in this. Ken and Doug hate him. Kek.

>>57785956
Who took the photo must be over 7ft tall, or they are all manlets

>>57786043
Hopefully something is brewing

>>57785994
I just don't get BBBaggies. Don't they know that their squeeze already happened? It's so frustrating watching them continue to pour money into a garbage company. What is wrong with them? They honestly think their investment is going to make them millionaires, that some billionaire is going to pay them money for their worthless shares, that the Federal Reserve will personally print money straight into their bank accounts. They continue making memes and /biz/ generals. How many more years are they going to hold for? What can I say to them to help them realize that they've lost? Saying things like "IT ALREADY SQUEEZED" and "YOU NEED TO SELL BEFORE YOU LOSE ANY MORE MONEY" only makes them dig in deeper and have even more faith in their investment. It's a cult. I feel so sorry for them... All they have is a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and copes and reading nonsense filings and wasting time and praying to Ryan Cohen and calling anyone who questions their investment a pajeet. Is there truly nothing that can be done? They just continue to hand their paychecks over to line the pockets of SHFs...

>57785994
kek, your so ass blasted and we know who you are which makes it so much more satisfying knowing not only wrong you wasted your lifes energy trying to pretend and gaslight people this exact thing wasn't playing out

Please keep posting your seethe, it's going to be archived like picrel

The question looming is is it the same hoodie?

>57786085
>pour money into a garbage company.
How?

>>57786092
>in /gme/
>be me, only me
>kek BBBaggies
>be you, 03 BBBaggies
>see, our disgraced xitter conman is standing next to Pine Cone, something must be up, waterfall, fraud, credit bids, shadow chairman, w/e
Yeah I must be assblasted kek. Don't forget to buy that PlootCon ticket bro

>57786134
Your knowledge betrays you.

>>57786100
Someone in the room confirmed it wasnt him?

>>57786130
BfNA2qu5 is't the sharpest spoon in the draw, he can't but give himself away every single time

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57786148
>>57786159
How about this, you show me your subscription to Ploot's xitter and I will apologize to the BBBY community right away

>57786195
>hes finally realising his world view is shattered
>he doesn't deny who he is
>is seething harder every post
Have a Larry Chang for your troubles kek

I was hoping the original id begging for (you)s from last night would make a return.

>>57786210
Oh well, good lucky anyway BBBaggies

Best Buy beat earnings. 14.65billion in sales. Red in premarket.

Muh fundamentals.

You're next baggots

>57786318
Cope.

Who could have known?

>>57786318
>

KEK BANKIES

*NEW YORK COMMUNITY BANCORP SINKS 29% AT THE OPEN

>>57786355
>>57786338
>>57786380

Not a single share will be bought amongst you three today. Sad!

I just don't get GME baggies. Don't they know that their squeeze already happened? It's so frustrating watching them continue to pour money into a garbage company. What is wrong with them? They honestly think their investment is going to make them millionaires, that some billionaire is going to pay them money for their worthless shares, that the Federal Reserve will personally print money straight into their bank accounts. They continue making memes and /biz/ generals. How many more years are they going to hold for? What can I say to them to help them realize that they've lost? Saying things like "IT ALREADY SQUEEZED" and "YOU NEED TO SELL BEFORE YOU LOSE ANY MORE MONEY" only makes them dig in deeper and have even more faith in their investment. It's a cult. I feel so sorry for them... All they have is a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and copes and reading nonsense filings and wasting time and praying to Ryan Cohen and calling anyone who questions their investment a pajeet. Is there truly nothing that can be done? They just continue to hand their paychecks over to line the pockets of SHFs...

>>57786409
i got one yesterday actually

Dougs angry boys

>>57786409
Weird cope but okay?

>>57786456
Lil duggie has seen the light.

Who would have guessed Cohen was attacking BCG and Mark Tritton all that time ago....

WHERE WERE THE SIGNS?

Holy shit one entire share? What's that cost? A mcdonalds meal? Ahahahaha
No wonder the baggot volume is 25% of what it was a year ago. Ahahahahaha
Don't worry babies. Cohen is having a good time living a millionaires life while baggots starve and go homeless

>>57785956
Kek dougies

>another day of baggie faggies not making it
Kek who could have seen this coming

>another day of tony thread splitting, crying, and spamming new ids in a desperate attempt to prove he’s still useful

>>57786482
I have worked for hedge funds. They would NEVER get to speak to the CEO, you would have a call back or a meeting in like 3 weeks. You would talk to a PA and that would be it. Imagine rinngingn and going "hi Im Ryan Cohens brother Brad, I'd like to speak to Dougie Large, aka the fat man" do you think he would answer personally? The small 3-7 man band hedge funds would but the market maker firms like him? Fucking whadda choad kek

Back to $13 F A S T

ahahahahahaahahaha. Nice squeeze rodents

>>57786472
I was thinking the light he’ll see when the life escapes his body when he finally ropes.

>57786560
SHILL SHILL WE SQUIZZLY SQUOOZED BACK TO $14.50 WAGMI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY .27 SHARES ON ACORN ARE GOING TO MAKE ME A BILLIONAIRE JUST YOU WAIT

It’s so incredibly bullish when the shills and glowniggers are more in the dark than holders.

Uh oh stinky baggies

cant wait for the shills to be liquated to avoid loose lips.

Uh oh stinky shillies.

So BBBY was real all along? Fuck, I’m just gonna sell. If Cohen is into Pulte he’s probably just another grifter

>57786791
I am enjoying this silly shilly post

>57786791
lol lmao.

lol. lmao even

Why aren’t the maxis sneeding him? Curious.

>>57786931
Why indeed

>>57786931
>>57786965
BBBaggies killed sneeding by its overuse. Sneeding will come back, it's not the first time that it was killed by its overuse.

>>57787023
Do you is does has schizophrenia?

>57787023
There he is. Glowniggers called in their supervisor.

>>57787080
Yes.
>>57787090
>rotates ID to build consensus
Hmmmm

>57787142
Nope. Just phone posting while traveling.

>>57787190
>"""traveling"
How convenient

>>57786882
WHat do you see here?

>57787199
You gonna cry?

>>57787228
But I still have all my shares

>notorious glownigger who hops ID's still doing said thing

>>57787303
I knew the original would eventually come back.

like clockwork he comes out every time to run damage control and beg for (you)s

The algo is losing control. Look at that March 2021 style volatility. Tasteful, and elegant.

I don't know fellas, Ryan is looking a little... zesty shall we say these days

>>57787503
He looks like hes just done a cut phase, looking chiseled

My 100 share DRS went through today. Keep chipping away, anons.

>>57787503
he high af

>>57787678
you can clearly see the coke on the black dish in the bottom left corner lol

>>57787796
That guy is fucking beast mode bulking on some celebratory cake. The have successfully navigated the worlds greatest M&A and now it is time for tendy time.

>>57787796
nigga that is cream cheese for a bagel

>>57787796
>what is icing
holy shit you retard

Running full damage control
Captcha: TKD NDA

>>57787838
>>57787834
blind

>>57787860
Picrel

>>57787867
Yes you are fucking massively

>>57787860
his brother posted as well lol

>>57787884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKz_V5qcQLI

>>57787873
saved

this is my third ID in this thread why

>57787867
*breathes down your neck slightly nasally*

>>57787886
Tony knows, and he MUST ignore it.
>>57787884
picrel

>>57787867
I am leaning more towards the cake theory now tbdesu

>>57787951
picrel

>>57787796
>tongs
>pastry boxes in the backround
>white creamy substance stuck on said tongs
>"its cocaine"
you cannot buy this kind of retardation

>>57788013
>tongs
>pastry boxes in the backround
>white creamy substance stuck on said tongs
>"its cocaine"

sounds like cope to me personally im down with them having recreational drugs

>>57788013
Doug literally did buy this retardation. And if he can’t get value out of that investment he will dispose of it. Kek.

>>57787796
>he's doing coke
instead of
>RYAN COHEN YOU FAT FUCK STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH PASTRIES DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>accuse others what you are doing
I see intrasemitic warfare is well under way

>>57787951

>>57788034

Same retard in both threads

>>57787884


>>57788059

This guy needs glasses

>>57788138
He’s been awake for a while now. I wonder if his doctor knows this is how he uses his addy script.

>>57788185
i literally made the fat rc meme which one of you faggots posted on reddit

>>57787860
Damn, kind of like when RYAN posted Carl Icahn's picture without his permission, and Carl said he didn't know Ryan well or why he would post that picture

>>57788326
>source?

>>57788350
they don't have any, oh wait a market watch AI article where anonymous sources close to the matter said they were familiar with his thinking

I'm starting to think you baggots like when I throat fuck you and your portfolios
You're NEVER getting your money back
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>57785931
Who is this chink

>>57788448
Google Tony dong. He’s a journalist for hire. Currently employed as Doug Cifu’s personal cock holster. Also the mastermind (get it?) behind meltdown.

>>57784890
>superstupid
They won’t admit they got played by vaginal glitter and her gang of simps

>57788393

>>57784890
>"maxi"
Hey where can I buy shares of BBBY right now? What's that, I can't?

>>57788393
BUILT FOR GME

Lol. Lmao. Rofl. Stupid fucking baggies hahahahahahaha. Everyone is making it but the schizos hahahahahahahaha

>>57788665
Too bad you literally can't remove your cash from Binance or Coinbase.
They had to turn off the sell button because too many people were walking away. Now it is REALLY floating on air waiting for the rugpull.

I literally sold my BTC I've been sitting on and it's stuck in binance lol.

Will DTCC anon be inducted into the Hall of LARP? He has less than 4 hours

Looks like he finally gave it up. Get a good nights sleep. The kekking continues tomorrow.

>>57788740
What a little GME slut. I heard she was even down with the BCG if you know what I mean.
Jiemi, on the other hand, represent hope and beauty and that we are ALL going wagmi. Clearly the patrician's choice.

It's so sad that Charles Schwab will let me buy ANYTHING else for my pending deposit money but not GME. Surely it is all just a mistake that the crabbiest investment of all time that is debt free must be a safe place to invest your money.

>>57787503
God damn it! Ryan! Do something about that forehead!

>>57788946
what hope do us baldies have if rc cant even get his hair back

He deleted this, what you thinks going on guys?

>>57789268
holy shit his hairline is receding faster than the stock!

>>57789415
Don't look at the ticker

>>57789429
?

>>57789445
We moonin

Huge volume surge in the last few minutes. Price increasing. This is it bois.

>>57789445
Zoom out

we're up three percent my bastards

QQQ is mooning. Short squeezes driving everyone nuts.

The algo is in a death spiral. Soon the agonal breathing will begin.
>NANI

>>57789469
>>57789477
?

>>57789505
look at gooooo

>>57789496

>>57789505
Now zoom in

>>57789523
Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down

oy gevalt

It's all squeezing. Everyone needs money and shares.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>57789608
That comes later.

>>57789608
small oooo

Based on statistics, which one of you fucks sold this morning at the daily low?

haha ok baggies, I was just kidding about the shilling thing, you can stop now
please, my village is starving

>>57789629
Might you try and seek out some lovely witchetty grubs to satisfy your hunger?

incredibly small and respectful ooo

>>57789618
°°°°

>>57789541

BACK UP BACK UP

TELL ME WHAT U GONNA DO NOW

>>57789653
That's more like it

>>57789662
I got a better one:

Small oos, we don't want to scare the algorithm

15. Nice.

>>57789661
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>57789699
checked

Who else just made thousands of dollars on this teeny tiny little runup?

I’m gonna need a pain line update.

>>57789726
This implies you sold.

>>57789750
We're on the line.

migrate
>>57773133
>>57773133
>>57773133

>>57789790
I thought so. Bracing for whatever the algo has in store for us.

>>57789726
how do you make money? i just hold.

>>57789790
So we're in single digits after this runup?

>>57789818
migrate

>>57789754
Na. My account value balloons up massively after having months and months of slurpy wurpy time at $13 per share.

>>57789707
What?

>>57789838
basado

>>57789855
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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>>57790758
>>57790758
>>57790758

>57790790
gay