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ALL BALANCES ARE 0. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>> No.57757856

Same. Coinbase is showing 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57757859

>>57757800
MY SPOT WALLET SHOWS ALL ZEROES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>> No.57757884

>>57757800
CRYPTO VANISHED FROM ROBINHOOD
NOT A DRILL

>> No.57757919

>Load ze Binance fud

I just lost $6.000.000
It's anuda shoah

>> No.57757943

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57757994
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57757994

WTF?!

>> No.57758024

>>57757800
The future of finance.

>> No.57758036

>>57757800
Mine shows 21,000,000btc

>> No.57758038

What the fuck is happening? My coinbase shows 0??? Is Satoshi rugging?

>> No.57758050

WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY

>> No.57758098

what the fuck? my binance shows 0 too. binance support isn't responding. even the direct number they gave me isn't picking up. what the fuck? I had over 8 million in there.

>> No.57758117

>>57757800
guys?
my shit is back
but this was definitely not random

>> No.57758125
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57758125

>"funds are safu" flashbacks

>> No.57758133

wtf a binance just flew over my house

>> No.57758138

finance, coinbase, robinhood
ALL ZERO
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>> No.57758155

>>57757800
this is happening on coinbase also not even shitposting this time.

>> No.57758157
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57758157

lol i wanted to cash out my 3500 USD gains but i see 0 everywhere

>> No.57758171

>>57758138
*binance

>> No.57758173
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57758173

FUNDS ARE SAFU

>> No.57758176

>>57757800
Bitcoin got exploited finally?

>> No.57758192

WHAT THE FUCK ALL MY MONEY IS GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57758198

>>57757800
guys I literally couldn't make a dex trade because it said my balance was 0
This was something different

>> No.57758211

I thought I got wallet drained, glad I'm not the only retard with a portion of my tokens on an exchange

>> No.57758215

>>57757800
quantum computers cracked cex wallets
it's fucking over

>> No.57758220

>>57758138
>take out over leveraged retail traders
>shut down trading exchanges for retail
>let Blackrock fill their bags at 59K
thanks for playing goyim

>> No.57758221

>>57757800
I CANT WITHDRAW ARHHHHHH

>> No.57758224

Its just the price api, chill out niggers.

>> No.57758233

>sorry we had to pause buying on your decentralized coin
>because our buddy got a margin call
>thanks for trusting our ETF with your decentralized coins

>> No.57758234

>>57758198
well it said I didn't have enough eth
I panicked for a second
can anyone else report on this?

>> No.57758247

what the hell

>> No.57758252

>>57758220
that's why you put limit orders

>> No.57758254
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>>57758138
crypto has fallen

>> No.57758274

>>57757800
I CAN'T SELL

>> No.57758281

>>57758252
yes keep putting limit orders on the exchange that acts as a custodian for multiple ETFs
what could go wrong

>> No.57758308

kek

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>>57757800
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57758321

>>57758281
i didn't say stop losses
i said limit orders
i just sold the pico top at 64K jelly ass

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>>57758254
lol yeah bro because fiat is totally working out remember when the dollar's value went down by 75% last 2 years and don't even get me started on the euro crypto is gonna be your saviour you better get in now before you get left behind you dumb cuck

>> No.57758328

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHATS HAPPENING
ITS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST
THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW

>> No.57758331

>>57758254
I look like this and say this

>> No.57758371

>>57757800
even cash in my wallet just disappeared. what is happening guys, I also had gold nuggets and they just turned into coal

>> No.57758409

>Kraken is up
>Deribit is up
Feels good, completely unaffected. Don't know what you lads are whining about

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57758467
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57758467

>Activate crab-24

>> No.57758542
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57758542

aaaand Walah! We are so back

>> No.57758564

Steady lads, deploying more capital

>> No.57758682
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57758682

What happened to this place? 5 years ago something like this would have been a 300+ thread in 5 minutes.

>> No.57758702

>>57758682
we are so early

>> No.57758907

>>57758702
this.
So glad we are so early that we lose all our money to hacks and bad security