/biz/ - Business & Finance

NATGAS
AND
OIL

So what's your thoughts on PSNY

let it burn

>>57676555
It has nothing to do with
NATGAS AND OIL
so I have none other than it is
GAY
A
Y

NVDA hits 850 after hours

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/citi-says-no-u-s-soft-landing-recession-signs-by-summer/ar-BB1izX8I

>>57676618
but money, anon

>>57676560
Well I think its severely undervalued. Counter arguements: MUH Chinese EV stock. Manufactured and managed in Europe and soon the US. Huge sales numbers in relation to their valuation. Earnings 02/29 watch this space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9S4nxjCmGk

tHiS TiMe Is dIFeRenT

>>57676561
At least

sharing a bathroom with a beautiful woman

Emergent markets

china

>>57676560
How come EPD is going down

It's not updating why isn't it updating?

ON WHAT?

>>57676637
stop spamming your videos here you narcissistic faggot nobody here is stupid enough to believe your permabear bullshit

BOIL benchods wtf happened

>>57676667
I just read that Vietnam is where the invoostment growth is going to be @ for the next years.

>>57676699
permabulls are so fucking retarded
You people have no concept of fair value

>>57676707
Yeah, buy Vinfast

>>57676709
This maverick guy has been a bear since 2020.
He's mannarino in not funny.
NVDA fair value is 1300 go seethe and cope

all in USO and GDX

CRASH

>futures

>she didn't go all in on BOIL

People who buy nvidia right now are fucking retarded, wait for correction ffs.

OIL/NATGAS Forever

>tfw timed the natgas bottom perfectly

What you Guys think will Happen later with Nvidia after the financial Release? More growth or will it tank for a while?

>>57676756
this dip is extremely juicy and you won't get a better opportunity

Any good Swiss companies?

>>57676776
no

>>57676776
Swiss national bank.

>>57676761
>>57676758
>I knew I should have extended my stop loss and/or hedged but took the loss
It's so fuckin stupid. And it is pretty much copying last year when it dumped the same week and then pumped the following weeks end of february-early march.

I'm just not gonna trade this shit again.

>short position on s&p500 triggered
Well let's see how this goes.

>>57676783
Aren't they stacking billions of losses each quarter? lol

>>57676794
stop losses are a meme, take a small enough position such that you're comfortable with it failing completely
if it goes down significantly and your thesis still holds you can add to your position

>>57676804
>your thesis
I don't have any

>>57676813
then buy an index fund and get a job

>>57676707
Sounds logical. What specific sectors do you think will grow most?

Watch NVDA say their AI models predict global recession to start in the second quarter.

Billionaires are selling
Is this bullish?

>>57676836
>he wasn't holding UNL
No idea, I just read the headline and kept scrolling until I got to articles on NATGAS AND OIL.

Good morning anon! Ready for another fun day of trading and investing!? I hope you're not nervous I'm sure you are making good plays. Good luck!


Buying VT or VXUS means you already have exposure to Vietnam and are ready for any potential golden era that they may experience. The best part is it is Market weighted meaning the more Vietnam grows and takes cap the bigger the exposure will be. Then if Vietnam shrinks you won't have to worry because the weighting will just move to another sector or region. It's like they said in Margin Call the Percentages always remain the same and we stand to gain a pot of money if we're right.

>This was an university
>We helped it become an open university

Kek, Israeli banter is the best.

>>57676865
Derp
>>57676707
Need my morning caffeine that speil about VT and VXUS makes no sense without the proper quoting.

>>57676846
no obviously this means their stock is now worthless. KEK BAGGIES. LOL ROFL SELL REDDIT LMAO SHORT NVDA LOL LMAO

so what is the entire market dumping on fear of nvidia?

>>57676865
>the more Vietnam grows and takes cap the bigger the exposure will be
*it adds more after the growth already happened
then if it crashes it will take it back out after it's too late

>>57676846
that's Vin Diesel

>>57676879
well, maybe it´s this

>>57676879
>entire market dumping
WAT

What do you faggots actually do all day when you daytrade?
Do you set aside a % of your portfolio as liquid and then stare at charts all day waiting to spot some specific oportunity?
Or do you already know what you're going to do and you have some specific "thing" you do all day?

>>57676913
for me, it's primarily lesbian ass worship videos

>>57676913
Yes

Nice short on natgas :)

>>57676913
run an AI Instagram and Only fans where I separate simps from their cash.

>>57676905

>>57676913
I just set alerts on NATGAS AND OIL and watch WESTERNS.

Damn I can't believe I fell for a green energy meme. PBW will never recover

Boeingbros... not again
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1760293185052401998

>>57676894
So you're saying you can perfectly time the market with absolute accuracy, timing your entrance and exit with absolute precision and certainty. You're going to sit there with diamond hands and while you hold a single region's ETF as it crabs or crashes over the next 5-10 years while other regions blow it to dust.

Let's not even get started on the lost gains waiting for said ETF that is down 46% Max to take off to the moon where that same dollar put into VOO would have outperformed by 380%.

I mean if you think you can do it go right ahead.

>>57676929
I have some cash

>>57676534
EOW Price predictions for NVDA and SMCI?

>>57676963

Bro

>just got off my bike after working a little sweat
>eating a comfy breakfast now with my bassett
>about to shut, shower, and shave
Good luck today brothers it's going to be a wild trading day, I can feel it

>>57676983
$1420.69/$2420.69

Medical Properties Trust bros
how are we feeling

>>57676963
looks like a bird strike

>>57676966
No, TARDONEGRO, I'm saying if I was interested in INVOOSTING in 'NAM, which I ain't, I would find a focused ETF or pick some STOOKS instead of buying ETFs that are so broad they are diluted from enjoying any substantial boosts from any particular holdings within them. Also Vanguard is now GAY in general.

>>57677014
based!!!
this time you will be right baggiebro

>TSMC UNIT SELLS 850,000 SHARES OF ARM HOLDINGS FOR $102M:FILING

ARM bros...

what's the deal with /smg/ and buying stock in communist countries like China and Vietnam

>>57677043
same reason people lose their ass to forex

>>57677034
>this time you will be right baggie

>>57677014
From your mouth to God's ears. I need a new house.

>>57677043
how else do you expect us to lose money in this market

>>57677043
Yinn go brrrrr

>>57677034
I feel like its all coming down on march 20th, the FOMC will keep the interest rates the same (juz jan inflation was higher than expected) and the market will dump to price it in, the real dump comes a few months later when the recession is official

>>57677027
>I would find a focused ETF
That's what I said little retardarino. I'm not even telling you not to do it. But understand you risk dramatically under performing to the point of sustaining long term loses that would have been put to better work in a broad market index.

did I buy the top?
hello?
where is everyone

>>57677062
wdym, Yellen said we already landed soft.

>he didn't buy the dip
ngmi

>>57677043
Buy American companies instead like AMC and BIG

My thesis to sell AMZN
>Inclusion in DOW has historically marked a transition point from growth to maturity - not a reason in itself but a good top-signal
>The environment has changed since the pandemic and the Big 7 now looks fundamentally at odds with reality
>Amazon is dominant in AWS but faces competition from the likes of Azure - I don't see it maintaining this spot given its moves towards cost-cutting rather than revenue generation

The problem is much the same as any Big-7 stock though, once you sell it where the hell can you put the money.

>>57677043
Dunning Kreuger effect in action. They think they're Peter Lynch and Warren Buffet.

>>57677076
a meeting in niggertown
you didn't get the invite?

>>57677076
AI still hasn't topped yet.
The narrative right now is 'breakthrough AIs'
Hedge funds are convinced this is actually just the beginning (Sora etc)

>>57677075
>risk dramatically under performin
Well, that's the number 2 reason I have no interest in INVOOSTING in 'NAM to begin with. Why would I want to INVOOST in a bunch of TARDOCHINKS instead of United States of American race horses? But the number ONE reason is that 'NAM ain't NATGAS AND OIL and therefore is GAY and even worse.

>>57677062
fed minutes today? I thought march rate cuts are already off the table

>>57677043
fake earnings reports and bots trading based on this fake data = infinite growth

>>57677035
It's overvalued bruh.

should i yolo this into nvda

>>57677124
How about Mexico stocks anon?
Surely Mexico will do well now that Trump is going to win and CHINA will collapse

>>57677043
Incels. Simple as.

Is AT&T going out of business?

>>57677141
nno

>>57677148
Incels are about as real as Bigfoot

>>57677097
I have the suspicion that the dow inclusion means AMZN will be in even more etfs and that is bullish

>>57677141
only if you want to be rich

>>57677149
should see a hefty bump in April but no, why do you think that?

>>57677124
Ah you're an Oil Barron on top of that a Gas King. My apologies sir. I didn't realize I was speaking with royalty. Don't let me hold you up there are TECH Toddlers that need to be reminded who really runs this place.

>>57677145
Only if the United States of America ever conquers and takes full ownership of that shithole and puts them under forced labor towards sensible production goals.

So there are people who are just okay with NVDA opening -2% even though literally nothing has been said? It's nonsensical, there's unironically no reason to be buying or selling it right now. The information hasn't even come out yet.

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/goldman-sachs-sees-boost-to-commodity-prices-from-rate-cuts-432SI-3309592
>They're still saying rate cuts will happen
The absolute balls on these faggots to keep spouting that bullshit.

>>57677179
their economy is almost 10% tourism brother, we basically already have

>>57677180
it's algos. they are seeing all the NVDA call options and they are doing their thing to shake them out

>>57677169
Verification not required.

Bobros are you eating good rn? I shorted NVDA and AMD last week with a x10 leverage.

>>57677159
Oh of course, it's going to absolutely chew ass and kick bubble-gum for the moment. But I see it as time to wind down an investment on Friday.

I'm probably going to breakup my profit but for me ENPH is looking like one of the more stable growth options. Even if it means I'm agreeing with Cramer.

>>57677124
>>57677169
Also VT and VXUS has significant Oil, Gas and Coal holdings with 688 Fossil Fuel stocks making up 9.57% of the fund giving it an F Grad on Fossil Free Funds.
https://fossilfreefunds.org/fund/vanguard-total-world-stock-index-fund/VT/fossil-fuel-investments/FSUSA08VY3/FOUSA06UUJ

>>57677082
The soft landing was a manipulation of capital markets to give the boomers time to adjust their portfolios and secure their retirements. now that they have had time to position properly they're all going to leave the work force while the migrants who don't even speak english are going to replace them. this is going to lead to lower productivity, and recession. sorry gen-xers but the boomers sold you out and now you're going to have to live like the boomers parents did, through a depression and global conflict that takes the lives of no less than 6 million g_d's chosen people and 180 million gentiles.

>>57677196
So if we get a rate cut you'll admit you were a retard, right?

>>57677212
ENPH more stable? Do you even understand what do they do and what their edge is? (I tried and I don't)

>>57677213
>9.57%
So 90.43% GAY.
NO THANKS.

ca$h gang... I've missed every mania run the last 2 years
when do I buy?

>>57676895
>that's Vin Diesel
I see the AMZN shorts are getting desperate to say anything

>>57677082
>he believed
uh oh

when's the next interest rate decision? 7 Mar?

>>57677226
No, I'll just call the Fed retarded instead.

What's you guys' opinion on NYCB?

>>57677213
Derp VTI+VXUS, VXUS doesn't contain XOM.

Also VOO and VTI doesn't contain Shell, BP, Canadian, Norwegian, or Saudi Oil because they are foreign companies.

>>57677235
2022 I told you all to buy but you kept saying it would go lower and shouting falling knife. Remember?

>>57677180
>Why is the smart money hedging against an inevitable drop after the bubble euphoria has subsided, on NO NEWS no less!?!?
A tale old as time. You're exit liquidity.

did i miss something with Uranium yesterday? i understand commodities are volatile but yesterday seemed particularly harsh

FUCK FUCK FUCK MY SHORTS ARE IN THE RED ALREADY

>he's buying NVDA at the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn6SNbTD0_Q

>>57677304
You guys literally always say "smart money is cashing out at the top!!!!!" and then everything leaves you in the dust

>>57677286
burn it and spread salt all over it

>>57677325
How? Tf are you shorting?

>>57677097
>>Amazon is dominant in AWS but faces competition from the likes of Azure -
desu Akami's Linode is better than AWS for a lot of companies.

>futes

>>57677043
people lose money because they don't want to buy index funds and quality stocks and are instead looking for a golden nugget in a heap of shit.

Should i ditch my crwd since panw is heeming? i cant imagine crwd does well if panw is hurting. although they did say not an issue with demand.

>>57677351
>in a heap of shit.
>Implying the mag7 aren't themselves shit heaps

>>57677326
Bezos is selling, Zuck is selling,Gates is selling... everyone is selling and yet mumoids still hope for le golden bullrun. Delusional baggots

Shout out to the anon who bought $1,070 strike NVDA calls, for $200 a pop. 1st time option buyers are the best.

>>57677361
What percentage of their holdings did each of them sell? $2b to Bezos is like $2k to you.

>>57677335
Okay then, if that's the case then you should just keep buying the dip. Diamond hands, apes, line go up, etc.

>>57677357
You should be already shorting CRWD. It'll dump minimum 30%

>>57677180
>stock experienced parabolic due to earning
>on the back on the parabolic growth caused by AI hype
>it is so high now that any movement sends ripples through the entire market
>hit the normie sphere
>shorts are getting killed so fast and hard it they have capitulated
>downward pressure is increasing as retards load up on calls ahead of earnings
>extreme growth necessitates extreme correction
First time?

>>57677380
>extreme growth necessitates extreme correction
>necessitates

>>57677180
People are taking profit. They don't want the risk of bad earnings (which according to the options market could mean a greater than 10% move.)

Threadly reminder that semiconductors are tulip mania 2.0 and you're going to lose all your money

>>57677367
He got heemed pretty hard. It was an obvious top signal

>autism
>>57677403

>>57677422
suck it fag, they are the future

>>57677422
Semiconductors are fucking amazing. They're literal philosopher stones: stones so pure with careful patterns etched into them that can hold ideas and share them at a distance by resonating with the energy in other stones.

The problem is that Nvidia and SMCI don't make them. They're just involved.

>>57677367
Expiring Friday? RIP

>>57677361
Garbage, non Medicare health insurance and routers is doing ok. Knew I should have sold my CRWD when you marks started mentioning it a month or two ago though.

>>57677441
True dat.
ASML is the real shit.

>>57677441
NVDA design them, that's a bit more than just involved. TSMC can't make GPUs by themselves.

>>57677338
Really? I thought it might go back up to $30.

stocks go up

>>57677422
Tulips arent used to produce anything, nor are they productive themselves. Semiconductors are used to produce things.

>>57676756
what if the market doesn't think NVDA is bratty enough for a correction?

>>57677465
Any toddler could design a GPU. That's not interesting.
You're buying a share of the CUDA IP/ecosystem but there isn't as much of a moat there as people think.

>>57677466
meh, i don´t invest in businesses i don´t trust, and i don´t trust banks, real estate and autocratic shitholes. that being said, im not the best person to discuss their finances. but i overheard the JPM guy saying euro banks were neat, like santander before it´s earnings, the problem in europe is that euro banks lack scale

>>57677465
Instead of speculating on who is more important just buy a semi conductor index like SOXX or SOXQ and be done with it.

>>57677196
>>57677226
>>57677271
depends on why we get the rate cut
vast majority of cuts arrive directly preceding/following a recession
cuts unrelated to a recession are rare and typically come in much different circumstances than we're in right now

>>57677235
if you're young and investing for retirement, just start DCAing into indexes over the coming months
if you're trying to lump sum and/or need the funds in <5-10 years, considering you already waited 2 years then probably hold off at least until we're under the orange line on picrel

dropping any significant amount in right after a 40% run seems crazy to me, but I'm a risk averse retard

>>57677479
>Any toddler could design a GPU.
Lol
Why can't Intel or Arm make a decent one then?

>You're buying a share of the CUDA IP
Any toddler could design a GPGPU library

>>57677486
That's what I was getting at (I was waiting for someone to bring up ASML). You can't extricate the fabless design companies from the foundries nor the foundries from ASML. ASML use chips to design the machines that another companies uses to make the chips designed by another company. It's all interlinked/within cells.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG

>nvda 1000c

>>57677492
>Why can't Intel make a decent one then?
They hired a bunch of niggers with the mental capacity of infants.

>>57677492
>Why can't Intel
Their GPUs are fine, the drivers are absolute garbage.
>or Arm make a decent one then?
Probably for the same reason Cisco doesn't make decent GPUs: that's not their business.
>Any toddler could design a GPGPU library
Compiler writing is harder than designing processors. You could grab a copy of Clifford Wolf's verilog tools and probably have chatGPT write a decent tiny GPU for you.

>>57677508
AAAAAAAAA

>>57677508
:01

WHAT THAT

>>57677508
>30:01

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57677508
Shit

>>57677508
He's back!

>moving toward the door
>not panicking
>just moving

>>57677506
We are gonna make it. My new year's resolution was actually to buy $500 worth of VOO and $150 worth of SOXQ via an automated weekly buy.

So far its been a great strategy. Done trying to pick winners.

>>57677491
We are heading to +3SDs
>b-b-b-bu-bu-but its never happ-
It will happen some day and now is the time

COMMENCE THE SLURPING

im going to buy more NVDA and you won't stop me

>>57677508
>late
Red day confirmed.

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

>>57677466
>back
It transformed into a totally new company after taking over Signature's assets. There's a decent chance it's real value is negative.

>>57677514
>Probably for the same reason Cisco doesn't make decent GPUs: that's not their business.
Uhhh did you mean to imply you've never heard of Mali? Making GPUs is Arms business. Way to tell on yourself.

>Compiler writing is harder than designing processors.
kek

>You could grab a copy of Clifford Wolf's verilog tools and probably have chatGPT write a decent tiny GPU for you.
You can probably also get it to write a C compiler

>>57677547
I've just been buying QQQ because there aren't any good semiconductor ETFs I can buy (they have to be UK or EU domiciled)

do a flip

just slurped NVDA and TSLA

thanks IOVA anon, made a quick +30% on calls at open.

God damnit, I scaled back my puts too early.

>>57677569
>Uhhh did you mean to imply you've never heard of Mali
Heh. I had forgotten about Mali. In my defense it's pretty forgettable.

If there's one ETF to buy monthly, what is it? 60% of my $140k

Got my first 100x last night.

got rekt byt earnings. feck

>>57677441
>They're literal philosopher stones: stones so pure with careful patterns etched into them that can hold ideas and share them at a distance by resonating with the energy in other stones.
Reddit moment!

>>57677569
Glad there are other sane people on the board. QQQ is a great option too.

>>57677586
ARKK

>>57677587
nice.

>>57677587
Based.

>>57677596
I don't believe in gods

>>57677587
Nice, if only it was in an actual currency.

>>57677514
damn youre stupid as fuck

>>57677587
this is like 300 USD

neon green day into neon green week after NVDA slamfucks earnings

>>57677587
Nice very nice.

>>57677602
He can buy 10 grilled sandwiches with that now

>>57677591

give me a long to hold for weeks or few months.

>>57677623
Upboated :D

>>57677626
USO

>>57677592
Yeah my only substantial pick is PBR atm and I've been riding it up since last year. My folio is like 50% QQQ, 25% PBR and 25% cash atm.

>HALO: +8.22%

>>57677626
My dick

Here's the strat today for nvda.

Too stressed. Gonna go have a coom.

Is KO back in business?

Post youre gainz
>pic related

AAAAAAAA FUCK I SOLD MY IOVA CALLS TOO SOON
iwillnotrebuy iwillnotrebuy iwillnotrebuy

I can't slurp this pathetic dip. C'mon now. I need a real dip. I'm 20% cash waiting for the big one.

it's so fucking joever

>>57677587
I understand why people play options now.

>>57677550
anything's possible

but if the invention of computing and the damned internet couldn't get us much past +2 I don't see how AI will

especially given stocks are overvalued by nearly any metric (P/E, ratios vs GDP, rates, commodities, etc.)
while the yield curve is un-inverting
while unemployment is rising
while populations are aging/flatlining
after a +40% run in stocks in <2 years

I just don't see it
I don't fault anyone for riding the melt ups but it ain't for me

my last pick was great. went up 30%. earnings took atleast 10% from my profit.

>>57677633
i stay away from commodities. chart is sideways.

>>57677640
too small hold

>>57677664
I had 12 contracts but only bought 1 chickened out so I could pay my hydro bill...

>>57677587
Good job.why you didnt put $300 at least?

>>57677671
What was it?

Utilitiesbros I’m thinking we’re back

>>57677680
He got heemed by PANW

>>57677675
That is painful to hear.

>>57677664
Only the lowest of lows or the highest of highs baybee

Man what is happening to uranium

>>57677675
Why are we here? Just to gamble to subsist?

At least the ENVX shill is going to be a bagholder

>>57677675
>>57677679

TSLA baby

>>57677680
i wont say since im not sure will i play it again.

>>57677659

>/smg/ DEAD

extremely bearish
bulls are going to be quiet for a very long time
only bad news to come, everything positive has long been priced in on leverage
nvda guidance will absolutely wreck the market especially tech
looking towards staples
long way down bulls, hope you sold or hedged

>>57677751
zoom out the chart.

>>57677742
And I was told to wait til April or May to get back into brappy gas

Anyone have invite to NVDA discord?
Why is the dev rugging?

PNGAY faggots, now we're doing the pounding.

>>57677751
No, it's bearish when we have like 10 threads during market hours.

>>57677661
>this pic
Man, the fact that it’s legit in this AI world makes me laugh

>>57677762
based on what? it was trading at 1980s prices

Quints and I slurp some $BIG. I'll continue buying until Big Lots reaches a market cap of $300M

>>57677759
imagine how weird it would be to live in a country where the government doesnt lie and gaslight the population 100% of the time

>>57677422
Pansy excitement

>>57677751
>nvda guidance will absolutely wreck the market especially tech
Bullshit. Their earnings will be epic and will carry the market upwards. Bulls will be loved gently with a 15" barbed hemipenis.

>>57677720
Oh, I see. You shorted on a hunch or because you know that this jeet company is overvalued and that the market is currently bearish. Whats your next play?

im tempted to make nvda play. im torn between buy pre earnigs or wait if it dumps to buy.

>>57677765
Thought I got a good discount at 5% but it's still rising the wrong way

>>57677789
nothing but an amazing miracle can save the expectations that has been falsely pumped in nvda earnings and guidance
jesus on earth 2.0 scenario
i know what direction i am
DO YOU

>>57677774
>It could go lower
>There's too much of it
>Gonna be warmer than we thought
Are a few of the reasons I got fudded out of buying last week.

>>57677811
here's my advice, ignore 90% of commodity speculators, they are mostly momentum monkeys and their rational for something going up/down are because it has gone up/down in the recent past

TLT bros...

The options market is still surprisingly bullish. I wish I had the margin to write calls this week.

>INTC was healing yesterday
>today is red again

>>57677829
Shameless

>>57677793
I put some spare money in it to see where it goes

>>57677829
>He has bigger things is in mind

such a gigantic red candle?

>>57677812
1) We live in the age of Soviet-style bullshit. The government is issuing figures on unemployment without taking into account the 10+ million orcs they've smuggled into the country. In such an environment, anything is possible.

2) Nvidia's P/E ratio is still way lower than it was last year when it began to take off -- down from near 150 -- and their PE/G is still below 1. Their returns have no kept pace with the tsunami of money coming in, as batshit crazy at that sounds. Again, anything is possible.

>>57677826
kek

Why dont small caps go up at all?
The only thing that goes up is SPY
SHIT AND PISS

>>57677829

>>57677863
I dunno, man. I sold off a bunch of shit that was just wallowing around doing fucking nothing. Collected a handful of pennies from each stock. A waste of time. I figure if NVIDA shits the bed everything is going to plummet for no good reason so best to just sell off while .000002% ahead and not risk losing my ass in this faggot market.

>>57677847
The dream is collapsing, reality is returning to impose its will on delusional bulls.

>>57677829
Kind Jensen thinking of my portfolio.

Thank you mr hung HUANG.

>>57677874
buy treasuries or random country bonds while you wait around

>>57677883
We'll see at 5:00 PM, and we'll see how aftermarket/premarket trading responds.

>>57677847
And, don't forget! Those figures do not include the people who have just plain given up on job searching. Oh! And those numbers include people picking up a third part-time side hustle just to make their rent.

>>57677863
you're living in a world dominated by BBC (Big Bullish Capitalization)

>>57676534
Bloomberg has a youtube channel with live chat enabled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOq8DhaMYw

>>57677905
>Big Bulls go up
>other stocks piss around going up and down two cents per day
>Big Bulls shit the bed
>THE ENTIRE MARKET GOES RED
I know that most of us are basically pilot fish but this shit is frustrating.

>>57677829
This fuckin guy.

With all the AI memes and companies buying into it I wouldn’t be surprised to see Nvidia earnings green. Still, earnings green won’t mean the stock will be.

>>57677863
small vs large cap performance comes in cycles, like most things
large caps have been eating good in the ZIRP era
small caps tend to significantly underperform right before a recession

Adam Jensen announces layoffs to 50% of staff, NVDA will gap up 20%

screencap this

I'm not feeling good ..

>100% cash since monday
>moved 50% of my 401k in to short term treasuries beginning of feb

Feels GOOD to time the market
Always better to have cash and be sidelined during a crash than make a measly 10% on a fake run up

>>57677790
I lost money longing AKAM and made money shorting FSLY. Assumed this one sucks because it has a stupid name so I shorted it.

Anyway I bought wish dot com versions of NVDA calls by buying AMD calls. Shorted NVDA waaaaay out of the money because their graohics card quit on my laptop last month.

>>57677762
Yep, that's when I will be looking for the bottom to pile into. Surely you aren't so much of a NIGGER that you think a single tiny little spike up means THIS IS IT, THAT WAS THE SHOOLDER SEASON BOOTOOM!

WHY THE FUCK IS LUNR CRASHING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>57677926
Oh it will be green, but I'm thinking they'll sell some gloom and doom song and dance about unsustainable growth or "Well AXCTUALLY the company has big debt, which is bad!/Well AXCTUALLY the company has zero debt, which is bad!" and everybody will panic sell and the entire market will go to shit.

>me teaching /smg/ how to trade

>>57677939
>Adam Jensen
Meds. Now schizo.
Nvidia is mean and lean already, there will be no firings.

>>57677951
Webull halted trading, lmfao

>>57677960
WTF is this some Beach Boys reference?

>>57677946
And yes I did short PANW because it has a stupid name and no other reason

I SHOULDVE BOUGHT MORE TSLA CALLS IM A NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEE

>>57677951
>LUNR

>>57677953
Nvdia is awash in cash. Stop doing drugs.

>>57677911
Bring back Tom Keene or KYS, Mike

>>57677981
Don't you get it? It won't matter what the sheets say. The only thing that matters is what the media says. If they want to tank it, they'll tank it, and take the rest of the market with it. Through fear.

Tonight begins the golden bullrun of a lifetime, friends. NVDA is going to bring the market to heights never before imagined.

>>57677943
>>moved 50% of my 401k in to short term treasuries beginning of feb
You moved them to short term treasury *ETFs* which is very different from holding short term treasuries.

It can't be a scam when people are throwing their money at it!

>FTX

LUNR IS PUMPING BACK UP SLURP THE DISCOUNT AAAAAHHHHHHHH

Let me guess Bobo's got overly penisy shorted the market and now we are going to end the day green.

>>57677829
Ay no

>>57678003
>>57678003
>>57678003

>>57677993
You're starting to make me think it's gonna be alright

>>57677762
>>57677948
But hey, also FEEL FREE to buy whenever and however much you want, but don't come NIGGERING to me if you get burned from buying too much too soon.

>>57676776
Glencore

>>57676776
Ems-Chemie, Richemont, the Swatch Group. Sadly, you can't buy shares of Rolex.

>>57677847
link?

>>57677960
she´s starting to look like my 40 year old Godmother

>>57676846
That's not Jeff Bezos, that's Pauly Shore

Bump

>>57676913
I lurk this board to see what people are shilling and who are major movers, and sometimes read the Financial Post

>>57678333
My company was owned by glencore until the controversy.

If I hit marching call they just sell everything and I'm good right? Right.
Let's go NVIDIA

Bought GOOGL puts 125 oct.
Gemini is a disaster.

>>57677326
>>57677361
Its really interesting the doom sayers come out now.
>le billionaires selling
Retards.

>>57677380
>Oh no, the house was built too fast! WE NEED A CORRECTION! QUICK CUT OFF THE ROOF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

>>57676846
That’s me