/biz/ - Business & Finance

ANON BELOW THIS POST IS GAY; HE LIKES MEN

>>57590365
I am gay and like men

>>57590370

My account is up 20% this year and my son was born an hour ago life is good lads.

NATGAS AND OIL
up

Told you to buy SOXS and short NVDA, the dotcom bubble is close.

Hey what do you guys use for charts? I've had a tradingview for a while but they keep reducing the features available to a free account.

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>>57590502

>>57590359
short chinks

*sniff sniff sniff*


[INHALES]
*SNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*

AAAAAAAAH WHAT DO THEY KNOW

Is this bullish?

>>57590381
>my son was born an hour ago life is good lads
Congratulations, anon

I'm so fucking poor and lonely

>>57590681
>I'm so fucking poor and lonely
Just buy NATURAL GAS and you'll reach the bottom of poverty and loneliness.

>>57590699
yes because it's going lower kek

>ASML down more than 4%
literally why

>>57590381
>>57590370
>>57590376

Bezos sold yesterday , elon is selling , jensen is selling , lisa is selling...everyone is selling yet mumoids still hope for a bullrun. Also NVDA is going back to $300( fair value)

>>57590740
people are talking about just buying mag7 right now and holding for 10 years to retire, it's actually over

>>57590714
>muh why is it going on no news?

CPI was leaked yesterday and insiders were selling for a while

>why is my heckin semiconductor stock that's up 60% in 3 months going down?

SURPRISE 100 BEPIS RAPE HIKE BITCH!!!

>>57590758
kek

>>57590749
>CPI was leaked yesterday and insiders were selling for a while
Doubt CPI will matter either way. What we're seeing is just the inevitable conclusion of every bubble/mania phase ever.

>>57590764
You're implying that the bubble is already over after just one year of mania? Its a bit short, i'm waiting for nvda earnings to confirm my doubts.

tech is doomping
noooooooooo

Does anybody have the pasta about how shorting is the new investing? I feel like it's going to come in handy over the upcoming bear market. Forty years is a long time, after all.

tech -> CRE -> banking -> the US government

That is how the dominoes will fall. You're all about to become really fucking rich or really fucking poor. Get antifragile and strap in.

Noooo, my money, my precious money!

the market won't be allowed to crash until after the election, and even then only if Biden or a Republican gets in

>>57590878
The federal government may have deluded itself into thinking it can play god, but it's about to learn that it's mortal just like the rest of us.

tech bros, i don't feel so good about today
>*farts out of my own ass*

>>57590897
rude

GBPUSD bros... its our time

>>57590897
hey I'm not a faggot alright

-2%-3%

>NVDA rally continues until earnings on 2/21

>Siltronic (German big semiconductor company) reports a significantly worse guidance for 2024
>Tech takes a dump following this statement
Well well well color me surprised. EU and Asia tech are stagnating. This is even more bullish for US tech.
The US is poised to return to its rightful place and absolutely own the global tech market.

>>57591005
germany is transforming back into an agrarian society. politically speaking, heavy and high industry isn't wanted anymore in this country

>>57591023
is that because Ukrainian soil can no longer be safely farmed due to unexploded ordnance?

this whole thread rn

Good morning anons. Happy CPI day

UPST and LYFT should provide some entertainment this evening

ARM bros, it's over

>>57591074
ARM is the most obvious pump and dump ever and you're a dumbass for touching that stock with a 10 foot pole

Stocks in play. Let's make some money today, anons

>>57591074
I'm going all In at open

do ARM baggies not realize softbank wants to manipulate the price as high as possible before 90% of the shares get unlocked next month?

>>57591035
No, it's because of the green party, who want to reduce CO2 emissions in this country. Energy is simply getting more expensive every year. It is just no longer profitable to have industry in this country. The funny thing is that industry is now going to other countries where energy is cheap but very CO2-intensive because of coal and oil, which leads to more CO2 being emitted into the air overall

>>57590749
Zuck has been selling 8 million at a time multiple times over the past 6 months. Any retail trader should follow the lead of what these guys are doing. They know that they are unsustainable tops. Retailers on the other hand see things go up, get fomo and end up getting heemed.

>>57590359
Why is Cocoa going parabolic?

>>57591074
>ARM
Was overpriced as fuck at IPO even compared to Nvidia.

>>57591091
I find it funny how much Norway likes to brag about being green and having no carbon footprint while exporting more O&G than every other EU country combined

>>57591102
>ocoa
Summary
Stats
Forecast
Alerts
Export
Cocoa prices traded around $5,850 per tonne, holding close a recent peak of 5,888, amid persistent concerns over limited supplies. Leading cocoa producers Ivory Coast and Ghana are grappling with tight supplies caused by diseases spreading in their plantations, compounded by seasonal Harmattan winds, which bring dry weather and negatively impact crop quality and yield. The El Niño-associated dryness is anticipated to exacerbate the situation, potentially leading to a further decline in cocoa output. The latest data showed Ivory Coast shipped 1.04 MMT of cocoa to ports from October 1 to February 4, down 39% from the same time last year. Simultaneously, Ghana's graded and sealed cocoa arrivals reached 341,000 metric tons by Jan. 31 since the start of this season's harvest on Sept. 1, down 35% from 521,000 tons a year ago. Meanwhile, soaring cocoa prices are already filtering through to consumers and squeezing major chocolate makers.

Puts on Airbnb and palantir

>futes

>>57591113
I need to change my bloomberg settings to give me more commodity news. Tired of the politics and ESG bullshit on the front page

>>57591089
SB will take loans, not sell. Why realise gains and pay tax when you can borrow tax free?
Their shares aren't on the public market anyway

>CHSN pumped in pre-market
>mfw it's not an Israeli stock like BMR

>muh insider selling
I can't believe we are unironically still having this dipshit conversation in these threads

>>57591102
How do I invest in this?

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SAID WE WERE GOING TO BE GREEN THIS MORNING!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

>>57591229
Outsiders are selling.

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>57591272
EVERYONE WHO ISN'T RETARDED, IS SELLING!!!!!

ARM shilling anon...
I kneel and apologize.

>thought CPI was thursday
>short SOXL already in the red
>1 hour before market sell

The real economy can stay fucked longer than the central banking system can stay solvent

OH DID WASTE MANAGEMENT BTFO EARNINGS ESTIMATES WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE SHILLED THIS TO YOU FOR THE PAST 6 MOS

Hasbro shit the bed

>>57591343
Nice call anon

>>57591343
How confident are you about that csco call

>>57591102
WBD Boomer sold (Formerly KO boomer, formerly T)

wtf is going in with SHOP in pre-trading? My alerts are going nuts.

>>57591266
nestle, hershey

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57590740
We've still got one more week.

>>57590381
God' grace be with you and your little one anon. Well done.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>sitting here in VT watching all this pain

CPI YOY 3.1
COMING IN HOT

:(

0.4 AIYEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CPI 0.3% VS. 0.2% EXPECTED
>CORE CPI 0.4% VS. 0.3% EXPECTED
CPI YoY 3.1% VS. 2.9% EXPECTED
>CORE CPI 3.9% YoY VS. 3.7% EXPECTED

NO RATE CUTS BOYS
INFLATION IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57591429
We're getting rate cuts in March, it's absolutely happening.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lmao mumu

BULLBROS ?????

jesus fucking christ
Biden, what are you doing

IFNLATION UNTDER CONTROL

>>57591424
Why are they all wearing mcdonalds merch?

>>57591435
>We're getting rate cuts in March
After this print? 0.0% chance probably not even in may

HIGHER LONGER

Where the nigger that told me not to buy puts

Time to go balls deep SSO?

I told you they make it higher then revise it down

>>57590598
>re-re-revision

3.1% YOY doesn't seem so bad. Only 0.2% over expected. Is that really that bad? Legit asking..

>>57591091
these parties need to be investigated on who finnances this urbanite retards larping as nature lovers

OH WOW WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT

We'll be back over $500 by EOD

Kek - baggies

its literally nothing

cheapies! honest

>>57590681
Should have owned your own home outright like Carl.

>>57591446
They're lovin it

Bidenomics

>>57591446
wagecucks

>>57591458
>Is that really that bad? Legit asking..
Yes it's bad because inflation is stabilizing above target, which means that rate cuts would be fucking suicide.

this market is in bitch mode, it's too scared to hold positions at these valuations

>>57591456
Dont forget a revision of those revisions few years from now.

>Anon you know there will be a correction right?
>No stocks don't only go up that's like saying stocks only go down it's ridiculous...
>No going all into a triple leveraged micro sector ETF won't beat inflation...
>You'll lose your ass trying to add leverage to that.
>Gosh you are dumb but I love you.

>>57591458
Our entire financial and stock system was built on 0% interest rates. We were coping that this high was temporary and then we'd get back to the easy money.

The 5% internet rate is really going to chew into expected returns

>>57591448
The cuts have nothing to do with inflation and neither did the hikes.

So let me get this straight: everyone is going to continue to price gouging making the inflation look hot AT 5.5% RATES?
Are the CEO's insane? they just want to get that growth no matter what, and that's gonna be a the cost of inflation, right?
I hope the fed will crush everyone like they JPow did back in Jacksonhole. We definitely need a Volker here

>>57591468
BUDDY LOOK AT DPST COMPUTER

>>57591271
green by eod

>>57591367
75% chance it bounces here in my opinion but it’s not an earnings play for me

It’s so fucking over

>January reading SUCKING ASS
>Oil/Diesel/especially gasoline were low in January
UH OH

>>57591474
So you be sayin its their uniforms?

>>57591458
>Is that really that bad?

>>57591435
June*

>>57591458
Expectation was under 3 guaranteeing rate cuts lol this just means a bounce is happening and now no one knows if it's going higher in the bounce like last year, which it will

>>57591458
It means it's going in the wrong direction and the bank won't want to risk spiking it by lowering interest rates. That in turn means more people are going to save instead of spend, which in turn can lead to recession.

alas poor 5k, I knew him

Look at the 10yr

>>57591485
>Won’t somebody think of the profit margins?!?

>>57591496
Starfield graphics are sick

>>57591501
Is the US just lagging behind Europe, insulated by its own oil production?

lmao

>>57591501
Uhh this is a data driven Fed anon, they won't make the same mistakes. Have some faith in jpow

>crowdstrike

Greedflation.
I hate wagies so fucking much bros.

>>57591465
I agree unironically, because even though the market should logically shit the bed it never seems to.

>equity premium went negative and kept lowering
>fundamentals haven't been this bad since the financial crisis and dot com bust
>yield curve is still inverted
Honestly how many red flags did you fags need?

>>57591519
Moving money to safe havens? What's the Gold price like?

My bank called me asking me if I wanted to try out their (((finnancial products))) i refused but it made me happier talking to him than any of my retarded friends. I hope interest rates never go down again, tired of retards going to the money store to finnance their dumb ideas and start-ups that end up failling anyway or to buy a fucking house or a car. This is the only proper correction we need.

wow inflation is out of control. i'm not surprised though since costs for rent, food, utilities, insurance, gas etc are through the roof here in california with no signs of prices going down

>TLT Baggies.
LMFAO!

>>57591519
holy shit that's a dump

>>57591477
MARCH RATE HIKES CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAA

>>57591476
>market is overvalued and everyone knows it

>>57590598
>>57591456
>>57591478

>>57591519
Lol which shitcoin is this

It’s fucking over!

WHY DID I PUSSY OUT OF SHORTING FFS

>Higher than expected CPI means higher than expected inflation
>That means the dollar is getting weaker
>Look at USD/EUR chart
>USD just pumped 0,5% when comparing it's value to the euro
I might be retarded but I don't get it. If inflation is higher why is the worth of the USD increasing?

>>57591266
Buy Hershey and wait for the reversal. I'm in that camp

>>57591526
>we're moved on to "greed flation" cope
add it to the list boys!

I went short at premarket (futures x10 leverage). Am i going to make it /smg/?

>>57591543
I told you guys the far end was crashing.

>>57591538
>wow inflation is out of control
but the inflation reduction act only pumps 1 trillion dollars into the economy, how could this be?

>>57591557
Scared people move money to where they think it's safest. The EU has its own inflation issues.

>>57591562
1 more day perhaps

>bobos went bankrupt/killed themselves before being vindicated
it's a tale as old as time

>>57591557
More rape hikes

>free delivery on orders over 35 on amazon
It was 25 before
GRIM

>>57591562
POST the transaction or shut the fuck up

>>57591557
>why is the worth of the USD increasing?
because us interest rates will not be lowered and may even have to be increased to tamp down inflation

>>57591568
It's all borrowed so the money gets called away at term. There will either be massive tax hikes or austerity. Everyone knows this.

>>57591504
No it doesn't, you midwit. It just means people aren't going to retardadly use credit to consume, which is an entirely unproductive use of lending and is what actually creates bubbles in the first place.

Consumer discretionary companies have been reporting good results, people are still spending.

>>57591557
Every other currency is in worse condition. Welcome to the joys of globalization.

>>57591557
Anticipation of rate hikes. Put your money in dollars, then put your money in some kind of APY 5.25% account. You win.

>>57591560
Do you remember when we had president Trump, and there was virtually no inflation, low gas prices, no wars, and our president called all of these illegals coming here from shit hole countries what they are (rapists, murderers, drug dealers)?

>>57591550
Ticker USD

should i sell all puts at open or wait?

>>57591557
the EU is a loose confederation of ethnic tribes that can't agree on anything other than what types of wine and cheese to regulate

>>57591582
Are you not seeing the credit data coming out? Consumer is tapped out and at this point just debtmaxxing. Oh wait, you're a keynesian nvm sorry you're retarded

we're back to last week's prices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pql0__Ii67A

See the -14%? That will be -2% - -5% in the next reading.

AND LMAO @electricity and gas despite natgas dying

>>57591582
US car companies are already being hit hard. The market relies on people having healthy, sustainable debt.

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>57591585
It's not about currency, it's about the people behind it. Just like everyone tries to migrate to Europe and the US everyone uses US treasuries and dollars because no one else values the rule of law the way we do (which is a bare minimum requirement for international business.)

>>57591589
It's even more brain dead than that. Boomers buying BND (or super boomers buying BNDW) are just chilling

>>57591604
>The market relies on people having healthy, sustainable debt.
Then they shouldn't have gotten retarded with variable rate loans over the past few years. They fucked themselves.

>>57591574
$35 is what, one small box of cheezits and a single funko pop? Hitting that mark is no problemo in jimothy brandon's america

>>57591555
Because you are a weak bear anon. strong bears short at the top , weaks bobos have been shorting all year and chiken out at the last moment in fear of losing even more.

>>57591606
>no one else values the rule of law the way we do
bruahahaha

>>57591606
The real pain is that the US dollar is only 40% of the global bond market and shrinking. When we cut rates that's going to nose dive.

bear capitulation + bull euphoria

name a more iconic duo

>>57591628
Beavis & Butt-Head

>>57591612
Car finance is stupidly expensive at the moment and it's hurting sales all around. In the UK it's killing off PCP deals, now people used to having a new car every 3 years suddenly find they can't even afford 4 year old ones

Then there's the shitshow of insurance...

>>57591598
good, I didn't buy enough last week. this is a sign to buy more.

>>57591624
>THIS TIME the US Dollar will collapse

>>57591636
Isn't there some insane statistics that car loans exceed student loans?

I just saw a nigger on the subway opening trading view to look at meme lines. Looked like Fibonacci on Bitcoin.
Sell.

>>57591622
Well you have Europe but buying dollarized bonds is a bad idea. Britain isn't British anymore so you might as well buy Indian bonds at that point.

And you're right, this era in the US is coming to an end but there isn't really anyone else to take up the torch yet.

Jpow never said it had to be 2% he said they’d like that. With natural gas way down. Grains way down. I think this board maybe over reacting a little bit. 2% was ideal when the husband worked and the woman stayed at home. But now everyone wage slaves and a slightly higher inflation value is ok or even to be expected. Too many already cocky bearish posts. We just gapped down. Really think this was the top of the market for 2024? Honestly?

>>57591647
lmfao

>>57591642
Now post world USD reserves for these years

>>57591636
>Then there's the shitshow of insurance...
I bought insurance company shares and am making a ton of money.
Also my insurance rates didn't go up by much.

>>57591603
the rent is too damn high. until rents go down inflation won't go down. the fed needs to take action to lower rents asap.

>>57591654
you´re such a fucking faggot, i bet you also think the brussels effect is real

>>57591645
>>Isn't there some insane statistics that car loans exceed student loans?

Far more people have cars than student loans so it's a bit of a dubious statistic.

>>57591642
I didn't say "collapse". Instead we can expect inflation to be stickier longer since we can't off shore the inflation. And rates will stay longer and chew into returns

>>57591560
It's not cope, here have a chatgpt response fuckface

"If the prices of core services rise, workers may demand higher wages to maintain their living standards, which can lead to a wage-price spiral. This situation occurs when wages and prices chase each other upwards, potentially leading to sustained inflation."

Inflation is not based on supply and demand any longer (engergy and commodities prices are very low) it's because people are greedy and want the other guy to pay

>>57591666
Mine's about £500 a year fully comp, I've just received a letter warning it's going to have a significant bump.

Fully expecting an £800+ bill

>>57591656
Then wages should be higher, retard. But let's not cut corners- single millennial women ruined society in their 20s and are now looking for husbands to pay off their debts. Not happening.

>>57591669
It very clearly is. Do you think the market is naturally driving those things without the EU input?

>>57591605
based

>>57591682
What you call greed is basic supply and demand you retarded faggot. Labor is a resource.

>>57591682
>inflation is not based on supply and demand
You're right it's Putin's fault.

The recession doesn’t happen until they raise taxes next year

>>57591692
Oh yeah.
That's why I pay cash and only get liability insurance (or whatever its called.) I think I'm paying ~$70 a month.

Trump just won the election

>>57591667
Wonder if tax incentives for companies that not only allow WFH but for people living in low population density areas.

>see valentine's day delivery job
>"8 bucks per delivery (you pay for gas and are liable for everything)"
>look at the business's actual pricing
>25 dollars for a delivery and 105 dollars average bouquet
Nani? This seems like a tight business, but isn't it kind of weird they're making 17 dollars on the delivery guy's car? Either delivery itself should be cheaper, or the delivery guy should be getting like 20 bucks a delivery not 8.

This is why "no one wants to work", all of these jobs are scams.

>>57591702
>supply and demand
>durr I'm just not gonna get a haircut

Core Services in CPI:

Housing Services:
Rent of primary residence
Owners' equivalent rent (an estimate of how much homeowners would pay to rent their own homes)
Other lodging away from home, excluding hotels and motels priced separately

Medical Care Services:
Physicians' services
Dental services
Hospital and related services
Health insurance (in some measures)

Education Services:
College tuition
Other school fees
Childcare and nursery school

Transportation Services:
Airline fares
Other vehicle services (excluding the purchase of vehicles)
Public transportation

Recreation Services:
Admission to movies, concerts, and sporting events
Membership fees for clubs and participant sports
Cable and satellite television and radio service

Communication Services:
Postal and delivery services
Telephone services, including landline and cellular

Other Personal Services:
Haircuts and other personal care services
Legal services
Financial services

>>57591528
Equity premium doesn't have a nice simple graph to look at no?

McDonalds new menu items is making me bullish. I'm gonna buy

>>57591642
The 2022 default will start the dollar collapse. That was the real reason we had the high inflation and interest rates.

>started investing in late december
this is the biggest crash I've ever experienced.

>>57591719
>durr I'm just not gonna get a haircut
That's a non sequitur. And stop using chatGPT to post lol

>>57591702
Thanks to minimum wage laws, labor prices are no longer determined by supply and demand, but determined by communists sitting in congress.

>>57591700
what those things? and yes, the market is indepedent from fucking europe of all places, the last european company outside oil to even be in top 10 was fucking Nestle

>>57591724
Finally! Someone who actually knows how to gauge the economy in this thread.

>>57591722
No because you have to choose a time frame. The most used is the 10 year which is what I was looking at. But I'm pretty sure its negative across the board

Another beautiful day for OIL/NATGAS

>>57591737
They've blocked multiple mergers, there's the phone charging thing, cookie banners, DMA is going to be a big deal.

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>>57591744
Another beautiful day like yesterday.

Ally bank down 4.5 percent. It's happening.

>>57591727
>this is the biggest crash I've ever experienced.
I've been offline the last hour, what the fuck happened? I thought higher prices were good because higher profits?

BUBBLE POP, BUBBLE BUBBLE POP POP!

Reminder than women are 90% consumer spending and most of it is frivolous bullshit.

>>57591744
BOIL and UNG are down in premarket like everything else, dude.

FFS NATGAS SAME SHIT EVERY DAY

>>57591735
Price fixing just means finding the thing gets difficult if the equilibrium price goes below/above the mandated price.
See also: California housing

Short TSLA, NVDA, META

>>57591731
>And stop using chatGPT to post lol
sorry I thought I'm doing you a favour since I know you're not able to afford the subscription fee

cramer is blaming the immigrants

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hiking the rate once more and we will see a softest landing

>>57591752
CPI data came in hot. We now have a fed coping that it's "greed flation" because that's the new buzzword

>>57591772
There are not going to be more rate hikes.

>Tesla has 60 times expected earnings
>even Nvidia is only 36
lol

>>57591759
I can't sell because the markets are closed here in Brazil for carnival

Just a quick reminder that the movie Cuties exists, and that it is mandatory due diligence viewing material for all of /smg/.
Thank you.

>>57591781
Good morning sir

>>57591781
no more rate hikes is foolish. hold on march and hikes once more and then hold till year end. ez pz

hahahahahahaha brazil stay losing

Oh come the fuck on I'm so tired of things being 0.2% off from expectations and then the entire market shits itself. It's nonsensical.

>>57591785
Once they neuralink enough people combined w/ai they will have free labour and design costs. Isn't that bullish?

>>57591756
Sip your Monster™ and trust

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?! Why are we trading like shitcoins?!?!

>>57591787
Kek

>>57591780
I see. It's ogre.
I should have known as soon as Bloomberg gave exactly the opposite prediction and had it delivered by a woman.

>>57591800
It was never about inflation.
>>57591799
Sorry I was homeschooled. My spelling is crap.

One of my short positions is up 113% today so far.

First if they hike. That means dollar go up and that drives commodity exports down. Nathan’s will be the first to fall. Second. It’s an election year. They will hold rates steady. No cut. No hike.

And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
>And they don't stop sellin
And they don't stop sellin
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If tesla goes down to $140 im rich.im leveraged to the tits

What are the chances Powell cuts rates inflation resurges, the Bidan administration blame it on the Houties and Putin, this brings the chances of Drumpf winning the elections to 99.99%, and then when he comes to office they raise rates, Drumpf cheers that he ended inflation, maybe there's some peace talk in Ukraine, Drumpf cheers the efforts to end the war, and he does something about the border. He ends up looking like a God that fixed everything, the Republican cattle will be clapping their hands. All in preparation of a Taiwan invasion or some black swan like that that pushes inflation to 30%,

tfw missed the top for the next 10 years

end of the line.

This is legitimately one of the dumbest overreactions to a CPI print I've seen in two years

Well regardless how Cisco’s earnings turn out I can say with 100% confidence it will outperform Arista.

>>57591792
How can we profit from the replacement of ethnic Europeans, and the attempts to make it palatable by showing cute females?
t. germanfag

>>57591855

>>57591848
we're at the second shoulder on the daily. it's going back up. just lol if you think the market is going to keep selling off today. this is clown market. only up.

WILL HE MAKE IT /BIZ/?

>>57591745
And yet europe is stuck in 2008 while some american companies generate as much revenue as entire countries combined, in fact, a large part of those revenues come from taxing american companies that don´t give a fuck about paying those taxes to europe because it´s crumbs compared to what they do at home and in asia, but that will only last until it gets old and they leave the continent leaving us with that joke you call french industry and >>57591023
.

NATGAS NIGGERS DO SOMETHING

damage report: lost 1 mill. unless it pumped in the next 10 sec, imma kms.

UH OH

>think about shorting the market for weeks
>pussy out because markets can stay irrational for longer than ... and there's no limit to mumu stupidity
>crash happpens
>now too scared to short because the market has already dumped quite a bit
It really is just a casino isn't it? It's so easy to make money by pushing a button, but only if you get the timing right.

>>57591862
This is only profitable if you're non-White.

>>57591514
Sugar is not 9 times more addictive than cocaine, stop saying that. The prevalence of people addicted to sugar dwarfs those addicted to cocaine, that is the metric by which they decided it was more addictive, which is retarded.

>>57591855
C-checked.

>>57591877
how'd you lose 1m?

>>57591837
Does shorting VIX have something to do with this? What does a VIX squeeze look like, are the squeezed traders forced to buy and sell stuff all day like crazy?

>>57591878
i'm like you, expect i shorted during the rally in january, lost 3/4 of the account

>>57591875
Why would the Brussels effect be good for Europe? Just because it exists doesn't mean it's good for anyone.

Anon we've seen the market go up in a straight line since October of 2023. I'm nit letting you liquidate your 401k so you can all in Gold and Silver because some guy posting a smug Bear told you too.

>>57591878
Just buy and never sell. You never lose as long as you have patience and don't die in the next few years.

>>57591874

>>57591877
>imma kms.
Reschedule that for tomorrow. Some time to think.

>>57591802
You act like we dump every day faggot and I say that as I lost a bunch of money today.

its been real boys.
see you in the next life.
>your position has been liquidated

>>57591871
>it was a hedge

>>57591877
it's just money, anon. Christ's love for you is eternal.

>>57591898
It's not fair anon.

>>57591916
bro now you can debtmax and become ultra neet

>BOIL

AAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

FAGGOT

>>57591878
Its still good entry point you can still short. I shorted at $5000

man I wish I had more capital to buy all these dips.

The volume during the AH dump was as high as when the market is open and flat.

>>57591877
kek

>>57591647
Now I'm worried. I just bought soxs actually, but I don't want anything really bad to happen. That sounds really bad I usually trade on racism...

Just got liquidated on Natgas. Thank me for playing, this probably was the absolute bottom

>>57591855
See you in 1 year

>>57591926
What the fuck... I was actually joking about NATGAS going sub-zero and people paying you to take it off their hands. This isn't actually going to happen is it?

So who is buying bearish ETF's today, and bearish in what? NVIDIA? Amazon? Tesla? The Down Jones Industrials? TALK TO ME BABY!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>57591943
Tesla. X10 leverage

is panic selling thing?

>>57591606
>because no one else values the rule of law the way we do
unless you're a
Russian banker
Chinese tech developer
Iranian oil exporter
Canadian trucker
Australian journalist
or you said a mean thing about Israel online
Our rule of law is an increasingly unfunny joke
>>57591642
yes

>>57591942
>This isn't actually going to happen is it?
I wouldn't bet against it.

>>57591944
Remember all those old boomers warning about fundamentals? And all the zoomers/millennials went "lol they don't apply stonks only go up TO THE MOON HDOL"?

Yeah it's happening

>tfw you're going to get paid to take physical delivery of brappy gas

>>57591944
Inflation is sticking. Pricing in no rate cuts till july

WERE IN BEARRRRR MARKETTTTT!!!!!!
STOCKMARKET FUNDINGDOTCOM TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING WE GOT ALL THE SHORTSELLS....

>>57591940
Holy fuck, it probably actually was..

About 2,1k gone on natgas. Never again.

Days like this just give me more time to buy up some 100 shares of BRK.B and some other stickers. Maybe I won´t be priced out of the good stocks yet.

>Japanese market soars
>US market tanks

This is worse than Pearl Harbor!

Bomb those gooks!

>>57591855
Here you go anon.
https://youtu.be/ZQ7oqmikZDQ?si=Z0Jsb7QR-POnPZmz

>>57591973
I'm going all in shorting this stock market now. ALL my money, no diversifaction, no meme bullshit anymore. ALL SHORT STOCKMARKET (EU)

>>57591943
Buy SQQQ today, and every up day until early-mid march and you will probably make bank.
We will be shedding risk for at least a month.

>>57591983
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>>57591983
new
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>>57591983
new

>>57591972
inb4 zoom out, we're at the same level as only last week. Just a minor fuctuation.

>>57591942
Biden is trying to fuck texas with no lube until they remove the razor wire. Thats all this is.

>>57591984
>>57591973
>>57591940
If NATGAS doesn't crash down to at least 1650 I will go mad. AT LEAST PROVE ME RIGHT IN TAKING THE LOSS

>>57591953
>Our rule of law is an increasingly unfunny joke
I absolutely don't disagree with that. However, in general you can bet that the Chinese and Iranians are not going to behave as well.

Maybe the Russians will but they don't have a history of stability or rule of law.
Canada and Australia are as usual extensions of GB with the same problems although Australia is in better shape. Also I feel like I should point out the Canadian banks are very much distinct from the US banks.

>>57591702
Seems like the problem is not labor at all. Sorry to lash out on you like that wagie scum.
The problem is SHELTER.
wtf why is shelter rising? If it even really is? Because interest rates are high lmao. Lower rates and "inflation" goes away.
There is something really wrong with all this.

Schwab 3mo CDs at 5.36%

>>57591862
>How can we profit from the replacement of ethnic Europeans
simple.
we bring back slavery.
just don’t fucking announce that you’re enslaving little dark-skinned children, and nobody will actually notice they’ve gone missing.
Their parents are too busy doing crackhead shit or whatever.
>and the attempts to make it palatable by showing cute females?
Well, they’re 12
(but I agree)
anyways, you breed those ones, and whip the brown ones

Someone post the Mike Tyson biz meme the punched in the mouth ivix ceo

>>57591562
LARP

>>57591875
>DAX total return index
>SP500 price index
>DAXK price index
who are you calling stuck in 2008? the dax price index has crossed its dot com bubble peak just a few weeks ago again

>>57591992
at the same level as last week with a much worse than expected economic outlook
charting is useless if you ignore whats going on in the real world

>>57592005
Do those figures take into account the 8-10 million homeless unemployed fighting age males they've ushered in over the past 3.5 years? Because they're kind of Soviet-level macroeconomic bullshit if they don't, know wut I mean?

>>57592005
>wtf why is shelter rising?
too much immigration, legal and illegal

>>57592046
>>57592067
So you're taking millions of homeless refugees. Give them shelter for free then let them pay 1$ rent and inflation increases by 6 million percent.

>>57592098
They're not refugees. Under existing Federal law they're felons, and so is anyone sheltering them or conspiring to bring them in. We are no longer a rule of law state. Take that into your calculations anon.

>>57592115
Ok I did but all my calculations always lead to 6 million.

>>57592138
Ah so. You're not wrong.

uh..? bang bang bang?

>>57592163
in the other thread

any intraday trader who can tell me why tf I lost money on sell when the buy/sell percentage was 24-76?