/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57549117
My bf doesn’t let me out of bed until i suck his cock sorry

>>57549117
I an smell the curry from here on this webm

>>57549117
billionaires don't drink coffee. They drink espresso, idiot

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>be billionaire
>peddle this retarded horseshit to wagies to maintain the thin veneer of meritocracy
>they fucking eat it up like pigs

>>57549117
I'm following the teachings of BIGMIKE, his ability to lie for years about his gender and go on with his life normally is amazing, I wish I had that ability to manipulate

>>57549117
No billionaire did this before they were a billionaire

>>57549117
I wake up and immediately need to hit the wage cage

>>57549117
Bill Gates and other billionaires don’t eat breakfast including Elon Musk. Eating breakfast spikes your insulin levels and leaves you starting the day feeling depleted with brain fog.

>>57549771
bro you need to wake up and realize that billionaires dont have brain fog because they are too rich to eat breakfast what a brainlet opinion if you were as brilliant as elon musk you would see it also my 12 inch schlong is relevant here somehow

thousandaire routine
>wake up
>stay in bed for an hour
>get up
>phone for 20 minutes
>take a shit
>check crypto prices, /biz/
>run game of dota
>take nap

>>57549117
this sounds like horse shit because I do half of these things and I'm not half a billionaire

>>57549117
>wake up
>drink some water
>feed my cats
>watch memes and play league for 12 hours straight
>eat once in a day
>check wallet
>SPX dumped
>buys more SPX
>repeat until SPX pumps
>SPX pumps
>sell
>buy back when it dumps again

ez

>>57549117
NEET routine:
1. play old RTS games
2. take medication
3. sleep 9-10 hours
4. fill large kettle with hot water (saves for heating bill)
5. plan delicious meal from a variety of discounted foods usually eastern Europe inspired
6. 1-2 hours learn about science and math
7. 6-7 hours 4chan shitposting
8. 30 min calculating probability models for online gambling and sports betting
9. feeding my indoor quail scraps
10. spending my gambling winnings on coffee/energy drinks and alcohol
11. masturbating to tnaflix and spankbang
12. cleaning my apartment (all surfaces) with rubbing alcohol

>>57549117
>Billionaire gets out of bed at 9:45
Day is almost over by then.

>>57550302
Based indoor quailer

>>57549117
So where's the part where you make a billion dollars? I do most of that already but I'm not a billionaire.

Omg literally me every morning! xD

>wake up
>immediately get out of bed

>>57549771
Oh wow, two fat old men don't eat breakfast? That means I shouldn't either!

>>57549771
only an issue if you eat carbs. Just eat a fucking yogurt so you get protein which provides sustained energy levels.

>>57549878
You should be worth at least 500,000,000 then

>>57549771
>Bill Gates and other billionaires don’t eat breakfast including Elon Musk. Eating breakfast spikes your insulin levels and leaves you starting the day feeling depleted with brain fog.

How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?

>>57549771
i eat 5 or 6 streaky (fatty) bacon rashers and 2 eggs and im full of energy for 7+ hours
if you eat some slop like porridge or cereal/bread etc then youre fucking yourself

>>57551495
>you have brain fog because you eat breakfast what are you gay sounds like you should be on insulin like fat elon musk if you are a real man like me you eat a nice wholesome breakfast of bacon eggs and sausages it's all about the protein it helps with my massive gains also you know who else doesn't eat breakfast bill gates and other billionaires like mark zuckerberg but you don't want to be like them you want to be like me

1- wake up at 6
2- drink water, check phone for emails, brush teeth
3- wake up son, bring him to bed watch Elmo for 10 minutes while wife gets up
4- wife makes the toddler breakfast, makes a lunch for me, i make a egg on toast and take my vitamins
5- drive kid to day care, then drive to my job

>>57549771
>believing a single word they say
lol retard. I bet you think they worked really hard 20 hours a day 7 days a week to make their money as well.

>>57549117
I remember when shit like this belonged only in Cosmo and other publications aimed at WOMEN.
Western Men have become such gigantic faggots its amazing.