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>gig economy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57476299

>> No.57477263

first

>> No.57477271
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57477271

URANIUM CHADS KEEP WINNING

>> No.57477275

Chances SOXL hits $34 in the next week?

>> No.57477278
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57477278

what would possess a man to make a new thread before the old one had reached bump limit?

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OIL STATUS: SLURPED

>> No.57477283

Oil futures inverted by like $3 now.

>> No.57477285

>>57477251
All fucking giggers must fucking hang. Long UBER.

>> No.57477287

i just want to make enough money to eat a steak dinner, have a glass of wine, and get my dick sucked by a whore
is that so much to ask

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57477295

Back to drinking I guess...

>> No.57477299
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57477299

Does anyone else feel like we just started a new cycle of getting newfags here and in the market? Not to insult you newfags, but I feel like we just turned over.

>> No.57477301

God i love pumping my cash into SPX500 with 20x the leverage it just fucking works and i dont even know how.
Last night i was looking at the chart and bought the massive dip. God i hope it wont blow up on me

>> No.57477302

>>57477251
Has Telsa reached the bottom yet?

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57477304

honestly today has some of the fakest and gayest price action I've seen in the past year

>> No.57477305
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>>57477271
>That spread

>> No.57477306
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57477306

These bags are so heavy

>> No.57477307

>>57477283
>>57477280
Oil bulls never learn. China economy is weak. Us production at all time highs. Not a good time to long oil. You are not warren buffet

>> No.57477310
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57477310

LIFE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwoCFLBiG8

Adeste Fideles laeti triumphantes,
Veníte, veníte in Bethlehem.
Natum vidéte, Regem Angelorum:

Veníte adoremus,
Veníte adoremus
Veníte adoremus Dóminum

>> No.57477313
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57477313

>niggas afraid to quit they job

>> No.57477314

>>57477305
big spread = big uncertainty and fear about future

IT WILL MOON

>> No.57477319

>>57477301
>SPX500 with 20x the leverage it just fucking works and i dont even know how.
Those are words you should never say when you're using leverage.

>> No.57477326

>>57477271
what's it like to spread the butt cheeks of girls like this and inhaling their aroma
does it really smell as bad as my own ass (fat incel here)

>> No.57477330
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57477330

>>57477299
Of course the threads are back to moving fast again...

>> No.57477331

>>57477299
a 3 month long bear-market rally will do that

>> No.57477335

It looks like people have an appetite for the NYCB preferred issues. The yield is sitting around 8.25% at the moment. Whether it turns out to be a bargain I'm not sure. The NYCB situation is actually very interesting. We all know about the multifamily and commercial loan trouble. But it's hard to say whether that was the only factor in cutting the dividend. We know management is concerned with the upcoming Category IV status and trying to tamp down on risk. If you are a gambling man, you might even see upside in declining inflation and the possibility of interest rate cuts.
I don't see this event as similar to SVB or First Republic.

>> No.57477337

>>57477299
Happens whenever the market stays green for a long while

>> No.57477341
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57477341

>FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

https://youtu.be/eipuJPgHFZk?t=218

>> No.57477342

>>57477310
Blessed.
>>57477330
>>57477299
The volatility gives us stuff to talk about. Crab/drift days are boring so no one says anything.

>> No.57477343

>>57477326
it smells less worse because they have a better diet than you do. you can save yourself anon, you can change your life starting today.

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57477352

CAM ON MARA
I need to dump my bags

>> No.57477353
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57477353

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I wanna fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short NVDA face with a selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really... am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

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>>57477335
Negro did you even look at the last quarterly report. Provisions for credit losses are up 700%.

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57477355

just married my heir to this absolute qt traitmaxxed little girl
how do I profit from this

>> No.57477356

>>57477335
>The yield is sitting around 8.25% at the moment.
The corporate bond market is literally retarded right now. I think people are freaked out with treasuries? I don't know how else to explain it.

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57477358

My shorts are green again.
I was worried for a second.

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57477359

Joe Biden is the most unpopular president in United States history.

>> No.57477364

>>57477307
I'm not investing, I'm daytrading anon... I just buy when down and sell when up

>> No.57477371
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57477371

>yesterday jerome dumps the market
>today traders bid it back up
>after close aapl/amzn/meta earnings will...?
sussin or bussin?

>> No.57477377

>>57477364
>I just buy when down and sell when up
>daytrading
you are doing it wrong anon, you are supposed to buy when its up and sell when its down

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57477382

In 2017 you said it would never happen, in 2020 you said its too early to tell. in 2022 you wanted a better price, in 2023 you were afraid it might go lower. in 2024 you WILL LEARN. deeeeep yellow. the preeminant uranium mining junior in the world. and the only one who will be able to produce and sell uranium in 2026 who isnt kaz or leafs.

>> No.57477386

>>57477382
kys pajeet pos

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>>57477353
Buy this stock Moshe said
It will tripple in a month
in stone its set
foolishly anon bought
only by evil forces to be robbed

>> No.57477398

Securing your financial future is self-care disguised as a hobby.

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

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>>57477371
Bussin no cap!

>> No.57477403

>>57477382
Umm no sweety.
We're getting zero point energy which is way more advanced and doesn't product radioactive byproduct.
Uranium is garbage.

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>>57477371
>Zey bot?
>Zey sold?
>Crab eet

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>>57477307
I mean you're a negro. Saudis cut 2M bbl/dal Russians cut 500.000bbl day. Iraq turkey pipeline is down that's another 500.000 bbl/day. Ships rerouting though south Africa is consuming at least 500.000bbl/ day more oil, all while demand is growing. The OIL companies are printing money at these prices.

>> No.57477421

>>57477307
Actually, it's less about China and more about TSLA making #4 in the world this year, and headed towards #3.
>>57477326
gonna depend on how clean and how much your body can handle or needs their bacteria to handle your diet(a real thing). the ass smells like shit, don't ever fool yourself, it's just a fresher shit, not a 2 day old shit unless she's been kept from bathing properly for some reason. The only difference is the taint sweat and vaginal excretions add some pheromones. You don't need or want the shit smell to get that, imo.
>>57477371
imo? said it last thread, still believe it Snibs or Bobo for at least a week. Now that I've said it, expect Tulips. I'm sipping ultra lows, but bearish at these prices. Cash gang is not the worst place to be right now, imo

>> No.57477422

>>57477319
It's gonna bite me in the ass and i am aware but for now all i could do is wait and set my stop loss to a comfortable amount

>> No.57477423

>>57477352
What price you looking at?

>> No.57477425

>HII
Giga beat but the fake and gay peace news has to ruin it. Why even have earnings reports.

>> No.57477432

>>57477124
IDF said that they would attack lebanon after the disaster in gaza ended.

>> No.57477434

>>57477364
What's some good tickets to day trade that you always return to?

>> No.57477436

>>57477310
nice, praise up

>> No.57477440

>>57477423
Hoping it can run up to at least $25 before the buttcoin halvening

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>>57477386
youre a fucking retard uranium has been talked about here for a long time. and its about to break out from all time highs. this breakout is dedicated to galen winsor the man who called nuclear FUD out live on camera over 50 years ago
>>57477403
surely the department of energy wouldnt lie to us, fussion in two weeks

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>>57477335
>I don't see this event as similar to SVB or First Republic.

>> No.57477448

>>57477371
yesterday was about investors dumping equity for securities
today is just more people moving out of cash

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57477452

Uranium Kings......yeah it's our turn

>> No.57477451

>>57477434
oil
most other stuff doesn't move enough

>> No.57477454
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57477454

What the fuck ZIM.
Noooooooooo

>> No.57477456

>>57477448
>today is just more people moving out of cash
How do we know that, exactly...?

>> No.57477458

>>57477440
It's going to 20 tomorrow if we're to believe whales that got calls. Dunno if it'll dump after that or what tho

>> No.57477459

>>57477382
Haven't done any research. Has DYL actually setup uranium mines before?

>> No.57477462

nintendo chads winning as per usual

>> No.57477463

>>57477356
The long maturities of AAA corporate bonds are sitting at an average yield of 4.87% right now.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/aaa
I'm never surprised by the retardation in second rate bond markets. Obviously people see better opportunity elsewhere when inflation rages, and discard their bonds for lower prices.
It's been a good time some high quality bond acquisition as inflation eases.

>> No.57477464

really surprised they are kiking the market up i expected a more flat day

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>>57477432
Yahweh willing.

>> No.57477473

Im glad they are pumping into close so I can buy puts and their cheapest right before they pull the rug AH as usual

>> No.57477481

>>57477456
??? Because the global equity and bond market is increasing. That cash has to come from somewhere and its almost always cash. It's not like we got a sudden liquidation of housing or precious metals

>> No.57477483

>>57477462
Does your dad still work there?
>>57477464
Probably not shorts covering.

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>>57477425
Holy shit they did. Nice.

And that recent congressional bitching about a national maritime strategy means they're setup well into the future...

>> No.57477494

Iran attacked us again before we could retaliate, now we can't retaliate and are going to have to settle for peace. Fucking Joe can't even start a world fucking war III

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>>57477448
in preparation for the pending tech mega cap tech earnings beat right anon?
...
right anon?

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57477495

Anons, I have in bedroom a wooden board of the last supper. Thinking of selling it online, supose any of you were into that stuff, how much would you be willing to pay for it? Trying to set up a reasonable price.

>> No.57477501

>>57477462
Why have they been crushing it? Is Mario really that profitable?

>> No.57477503
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>>57477459
john borshoff is the only living or non retired man in the world to go from exploring, mining, and producing uranium. he was why pallidin energy went did so well and he says his new projects which are just 30 miles down the road will be better also he bought out some australian vimy resources. he came out of retirement just to mine uranium again and bring it to market

>> No.57477505

>>57477495
>a wooden board of the last supper
what do you mean by wooden board?

>> No.57477517
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>>57477494
>Iran attacked us again

>> No.57477518

>>57477501
>Mario really that profitable?
no but giga chad luigi is

>> No.57477523

>>57477503
Interesting. I'll keep an eye on it then.

>> No.57477524

Jerome...I...I kneel...

>> No.57477526

Squeeze

>> No.57477530

>>57477398
jannies should ban you and your faggot general.
Stock market general is the entire stock market including your gay dividend stocks.

>> No.57477532

>>57477494
I've told you so many times the US isn't going to enter a serious war this decade, it's literally not capable.

>> No.57477533

>>57477517
Yeah, I think they attacked a destroyer of ours off Yemen. Look up the USS Liberty.

>> No.57477534

death dagger?

>> No.57477535

>>57477494
Oh no, that means the US isn't covering Israel's eastern flank sufficiently? That means Israel can't expect to enter Lebanon?
Wow, that's really unfortunate.
>>57477495
What's the age, who completed it?
>>57477505
He means he's in St. Petersburg and he wants to sell an Icon?

>> No.57477537

>>57477530
fpbp

>> No.57477538

>>57477452
When to take profit?

>> No.57477544

>>57477530
Leave him alone, I prefer the containment thread.

>> No.57477545

>>57477532
Yellen said there's more than enough money for war, and the zoomers will do what ever we tell them to do.

>> No.57477546

>>57477503
>he was why paladin energy went did so well
Paladin had $1B worth of exploration data from a previous company Borshoff worked at, they gave him all the information for free because they though uranium was dead.

>> No.57477547
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>>57477534

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>>57477505
I meant this, im thinking its worth 30 euros or something, would buy me some penny stocks.

>>57477535
I have no idea, someone gave it to my parents and they stored it somewhere dark

>> No.57477550

>>57477545
Yellen is high off her ass on shrooms and is setting herself up to be a decoration for the 395 bridge.

>> No.57477551
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57477551

sell everything immediately

>> No.57477553

>>57477545
No, they'll do whatever The TikTok tells them to do. Our youth are controlled by Chyna.

>> No.57477556

GOEV squeeze?

>> No.57477558

>>57477544
yeah but he keeps coming into our club and linking to his thread trying to get faggots and newfags to join him his gay anal sex orgy

>> No.57477562

>>57477503
When to take profit yo

>> No.57477566

>>57477551
Your not getting my shares of SHOT bro.

>> No.57477567
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>>57477494
>Fucking Joe can't even start a world fucking war III
dont care still ridin' with biden
#magatards seething
#bidenomics works
#hunter is a chad
#donald jr is a cuck
#dark brandon
#pol chuds btfo

>> No.57477572

>>57477558
That's tolerable and preferable to the alternative.

>> No.57477573

>>57477164
>I don't have time to make money
>I want money as a reward for doing nothing
stay poor then

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>>57477566
>SHOT
literally who

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>>57477567

>> No.57477583

>>57477551
>>57477566
stfu tripfags

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57477586

The market is confused. My ta is confused. I am confused.
>>57477271
Interesting how out of place whores look in nature. The tattoos and poison filled lips jar with the pastoral setting.

>> No.57477589

>>57477579
It's an exchange tradable fraud that's popular on TikTok.

>> No.57477590

>>57477549
thats pretty cool, $30 euros sounds reasonable. im no valuation expert though

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>>57477518
look at DYL on asx which is the real ticker, but today on american market the otc version dyllf is moving more then it the real ticker did last. so I expect it to go up bigly bc who the fuck buys the otc one all the way when they could have bought the real one for cheaper yesterday. also beware of companies that talk about pounds in the ground its not like a normal well you need acid and shit to leech out the uranium so its constant work and lots of sites are in the middle of no where so they have to build infrastructure on top of a mine and they have no experience

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>>57477567
>>57477579

>> No.57477595

>>57477501

>switch 2 is coming
>slowly growing subscriber base of switch online
>just put in a theme park
>the mario movie was ultra successful and caused a noticable bump in sales of games and hardware, this is repeatable if they make more successful movies
>the company has ~15 billion dollars cash and no debt
>was very cheap stock with declining revenues priced in
>high profit margins
>very high employee retention despite never giving employees a single share of stock
>some of the most valuable IP in the world which is not priced in to the stock at all
>Plans to iterate on the switch instead of sticking to the same old risky console cycle where they reinvent the wheel ever 6 years

Nintendo is in a position to emulate the best aspects of both apple and disney. A true cult stock.

>> No.57477596

im not confused
first day of the month the kikes announce a ceasefire
nothing sus or jewish here no sir

>> No.57477603

>>57477579
My shares of Safety Shot, they have a drink that makes you metabolize alcohol faster so you can drink more alcohol. Once they can start making more than 1000 cans a month, I'll be rich. If you want my shares of SHOT they're going to cost you. You're going to have to buy my calls and pump the price over the strike. You're better off just buying yours off some other jew.

>> No.57477604

>>57477579
>>57477589
They have a magic formula that instantly sobers up drunk people.

Just kidding, it's a scamco founded by Florida boomers who are alumni of The Wolf of Wall Street's firm.

>> No.57477607

>>57477582
the only real cure for this is deflation which neither president will endorse

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>>57477551
I am actually considering it

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57477614

I'm literally shaking right now

>> No.57477617

>>57477518
Luigi fucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw

>> No.57477622
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>>57477596
>he still uses gregorian instead of the jewish lunar calendar

ngmi

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>>57477614

>> No.57477624

>>57477595
>>very high employee retention despite never giving employees a single share of stock
Getting stock in the company you work at is extremely retarded if you're not an executive. My last company gave me part of my bonus in stock and I always sold it ASAP. It's a good company but the concentration risk + lack of control on my end (which is reasonable) doesn't make sense.

>> No.57477625

>>57477622
i use the calendar the stock market uses

>> No.57477627

>set limit buy for wti at $2.90
>it bounces off $2.91
fucks sake this is why i use market orders

>> No.57477629

>>57477549
That's a carving/engraving. If done by hand easily above $2000 new, if done by someone known or old, into the tens of thousands.
>>57477596
Israel is timing their violence risking their own soldiers to game the market based on calendar dates?
That's a new one. Why not wait till Friday when the options are about to expire?
>>57477603
>a drink that makes you metabolize alcohol faster so you can drink more alcohol
whheww that sounds safe. remind me to present a proposal filing to my pre-law undergrads.

>> No.57477633

>>57477627
Or at least set your order a few pennies over. Market orders can fuck you if it's something illiquid.

>> No.57477642

>>57477530
lol @ crying for jannies when theres still a BBBY gen

>> No.57477643

>>57477629
the ceasefire was already known by those on the inside, the ones who had the edge
we found out about it today

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57477651

>>57477594
>hes already herbert hoover
DONALD DUCK

>> No.57477652

>>57477633
one time i hit market order on an options order, and option on futures. the order filled at double the last price then it crashed back down immediately

>> No.57477653
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57477653

What's his early life history ?

>> No.57477663

>>57477643
So you are long ZIM and feeling uncovered?

>> No.57477665
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57477665

Guys, is JEPQ okay to put all my money in? I only have 100k or should I just mag7 it?

>> No.57477672

>>57477653
he claims he grew up on a ranch in texas or something. Just a nerd who was able to see the way things play out, and good at managing people.

>> No.57477678

>>57477663
hell no i dont fuck with none of that shit

>> No.57477681

>>57477643
I still say it's a kosher hudna. There is no way the Israelis can or should settle for anything less than the depopulation of the Gaza strip.

>> No.57477682

>>57477629
Apparently my aunt living on France got it as a gift and gave it to my mom and none of them bothered with any of that. But thanks, now Im not as much in a rush to sell it off.

>>57477590
Going to try my local priest first, maybe they can afford it given how they operate tax free

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>>57477330
too many gibs shared. Had to bake early to keep the markets afloat. I'm sure you understand.

>> No.57477700

>>57477617
top kek, its a luigi time!

>> No.57477711
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57477711

Okay gang, I'm going deep into FXI
I will *NOT* be stopped. You cannot stop me, so do NOT try, because I cannot be stopped.
>tfw you market buy FXI, making it 80% of your portfolio

>> No.57477720

>>57477371
inflation>money related numbers go up> midwits or evil tptb bid it back up>sell puts using their media corporations that they had to buy in 2008.> I think we hit new ath tmr.

>> No.57477731
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57477731

SMCI chads are we selling?

>> No.57477732

>>57477672
Just because he looks like Netanyahu's illegit son, doesn't mean he's not Greek like they said.
>>57477682
Your aunt or her kids may be able to tell you. There may have been a wood carver in the area if nobody is quite sure. You should record what you do know about its origin so you don't forget. There's probably a signature somewhere. I can't say how the frame is attached.

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57477733

>>57477652
Reading your post made my wallet hurt.

>> No.57477735

>>57477711
okay, have fun sweetheart

>> No.57477739

>>57477653
Jeff's biological father sounds like a bit of flake in the wiki. Something about being a unicyclist. Jeff's mother divorced him in 1965 and married a Cuban, which is where the last name Bezos comes from. Not of the tribe it seems, from mother, father or step father (who is catholic).

>> No.57477741

>>57477665
Just SSO it.

>> No.57477744 [DELETED] 

I'm a man, I'm a man
I drive a truck
I'm a man, I'm a man
Don't give a fuck
I'm a maaaaaan
BACON!

>> No.57477746

>>57477652
I had something similar happen once and only use market for sell orders now.

>> No.57477749

>>57477681
>There is no way the Israelis can or should settle for anything less than the depopulation of the Gaza strip.
This is called genocide.

>> No.57477750

>>57477711
If you market buy YINN, that effectively makes FXI 240% of your portfolio.

This is financial and mathematical advice.

>> No.57477751
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57477751

CAVA is a beast, I'm up 15%+ since this post. I wonder if this anon bought

>> No.57477753

>>57477749
Cry moar shitskin.

>> No.57477756

>>57477594
Wonder how many takes this video took

>> No.57477759

>>57477749
There's no reason we should settle for anything less than the depopulation of South Texas and every urban center in the US.
If the jews here could meet us half way I'd be the most Zionist person you'll ever meet.

>> No.57477761

>>57477749
while some may call it genocide, it's actually called liberation.

>> No.57477768

>>57477751
I confused CAVA with SAVA and thought that scamco got yet another person.

>> No.57477770

>>57477749
...and?

>> No.57477773

i unironically don't get today's price action but at least i'm glad i went mostly cash yesterday and my only open position is based RACE

>> No.57477774

>>57477759
>South Texas
>Has a city called Brownsville
>Right across the border from a city called Matamoros
What did they mean by this?

>> No.57477783

>>57477759
Well, hopefully the Cascadia subduction event will take care of the West Coast.

>> No.57477786
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57477786

Cat market

>> No.57477787

>>57477768
Yeah nah I just like mediterranean food

>> No.57477789
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57477789

guh

>> No.57477791

also, why the fuck did ZIM dump so hard? did some news come out or something?

>> No.57477792

>>57477773
Have you paired it with some LVMHF?

>> No.57477794
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57477794

>>57477749
Heh, It's ok if they do it, but not when the Germans do it. As things should be.

>> No.57477797

>>57477773
theres a lot of duck and cover and the jews added an extra 1% buffer for the earnings dip to sell into

>> No.57477801

>>57477789
Pain. You have some leveraged ETFs don't you?

>> No.57477805

>>57477787
Based and Lynchpilled.

>>57477791
Yeah, Qatar and Israel agreed to a ceasefire. Hamas tentatively accepts.

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57477806

>>57477783
>West Coast.
...b-but anon I live in the west coast!

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57477809

>>57477681
I think they should settle for all the privilege they already have and thank god for that.

>> No.57477815

>>57477789
What did you do?
>>57477791
>Why did people who trust jews get screwed?
I warned everyone when people started posting ZIM here last year.

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57477818

>>57477806
Your sacrifice won't be in vain.

>> No.57477822

>>57477732
Sadly, my parents think Im like the german caricature of a jew ever since i started talking about investing my own money. They wont be any help it seems.
But it gladly wait to see what i can get with that. Thanks, you've been more of a help then my own parents

>> No.57477826

>>57477749
Wait I stand corrected.

In 1948, the United Nations Genocide Convention defined genocide as any of five "acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group".

Okay so we are committing genocide as a response to the genocide Hamas was committing against us. It's like, Houthis are committing genocide against the US in the red sea, and the guys in the borderland are committing genocide against the Russians as well. That whole "in part" language they put in there means you can interpret any killing of anyone as a genocide. Shit's lame as fuck now.

>> No.57477828

>>57477485
BeTtEr SeLlOfF dUe To FaKe AnD gAy CeAsE fIrE!1!11111

>> No.57477833

>>57477806
So do I. We'll have to take one for the team.

>> No.57477837

>>57477789
>I do literally nothing
>up 1%
Lazy portfolio wins

>> No.57477841

>>57477828
im basically this annoyed too

>> No.57477843

>>57477826
The Nazi genocide of the Jews in the 1940s was still a genocide even though it was only "in part" of the Jewish population, as there were still millions of Jews throughout the world outside of Germany.
> the genocide Hamas was committing against us
I won't even bother with this lol. You're fully marinated in the propaganda.

>> No.57477847

>>57477837
today

>> No.57477848

this market is like the guy in the film who is sitting obliviously while the demon creeps up on him and bites his head off.
there are tonnes of bad things in the pipeline, but they're all happening around March. and yes 2 MORE WEEKS. it's fine to laugh at us bobos, we can wait a few more weeks.

>> No.57477855

>>57477809
Do we need to link this again? https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rabbitrust.asp

>> No.57477863

>>57477828
>>57477841
You have my sympathies, I got some EC and PBR/A myself.

>> No.57477862

>>57477848
>election year
>rates soon to be lower
>election year

>> No.57477864
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57477864

>>57477382
Look at all these people unaware Jonh B....look at how they don't believe....

WE ARE SO EARLY LMAO. I'm happy these niggas arent interested, they can buy my bags in a year or two

>> No.57477866

>>57477848
Just coomed to AI art and bought more NVDA

>> No.57477868

>>57477843
>Hamas causes casualties equal to 42 nine-elevens.
>Not a genocide
Isn't your goat getting lonely?

>> No.57477871

>>57477467
so hezbollah will btfo the idf like last time?

>> No.57477874

>>57477403
We can and will boil water. Chuds cope with our water boiling capabilities.

>> No.57477875

META is going to shit the bed like GOOG right?

>> No.57477879

>>57477815
Bought more ZIM ngl.

>> No.57477878

>>57477868
It's nice to see the Jews dispense with the pretense that they think they're equal to the goyim and come out openly declaring that 1 Jew is the equivalent of 42 goyim.

>> No.57477883

>>57477826
the distinction is that it's only a genocide under those conditions when that's the only goal

like if you go to war with someone over some land or resources or ideology, that's just war, even if you end up killing shit tons of a specific people
but if you attack the people purely because you don't like them, then it's genocide

>> No.57477884

>sell 0tde puts
>use the premium to buy 0tde calls
name 1 problem with this strategy

>> No.57477886

>>57477875
idk they seem to be one of the less retarded big tech companies these days.

>> No.57477890 [DELETED] 
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57477890

Jews are God's chosen people. Therefore anything a jew does must be God's will and therefore good. If a jew rapes a Palestinian child in the streets this becomes a righteous acts as it was performed by a jew.

>> No.57477891

>>57477871
I wish them a long and inconclusive war, with the deployment, destruction, and replacement of extremely expensive equipment.

>> No.57477894

Can NFLX hurry up and pump 5 dollars so I can exit my calls

>> No.57477895

>>57477890
so what's the message here, are you god?

>> No.57477897

>>57477886
Despite not liking Zuckerberg, when compared to Musk he seems way more reliable. Fuck it anyway, i intend on holding

>> No.57477898

>>57477773
just look at rrp, as it drops the market pumps

>> No.57477900

>>57477862
>>rates soon to be lower
why isn't this a bad thing? they only ever cut because they broke the economy.
they're always late, and by then there's a recession. how are you mumoids this bad at pattern recognition?

>> No.57477901

>>57477894
Nope. February will be the month of the crab. For all stocks in general.

>> No.57477912

>>57477900
we wait for the bobos to buy so they can be our exit liquidity

>> No.57477922

>>57477883
I think I understand now. The genocide was what happened on October 7th, the response from Israel is purely a retaliation aimed at stopping Hamas's abilities to commit genocide. If anything Israel is fighting to stop genocide.

>> No.57477923
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57477923

Hey goys

>> No.57477933
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57477933

>>57477848
What movie are we talking about here? For financial purposes only. Our fedreps are shit-hot and will Revolutionize™ finance

>> No.57477936

>>57477883
You don't even have to attack them, just take action.
You could argue a successful propaganda/immigration campaign is genocidal if the intent is to wipe out an ethnic group.

>> No.57477942
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57477942

>>57477895
No I'm an anime girl. Buy all bank dips was the point of that last post if it wasn't as obvious as I thought it was.

>> No.57477944
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>>57477923
chup gang, we out here

>> No.57477945

>>57477922
Then once Israel is finished in Gaza, they should focus on the Radical Islamic Terrorists of the West Bank to stop their abilities to commit genocide as well. Since they already mobilized their armed forces it should be easier to just get it done now.

>> No.57477948
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57477948

>>57477936
You don't say.

>> No.57477950

>>57477900
>this bad at pattern recognition?
I'm more following the pattern of politics and optics. Funni line will do whatever it's going to do regardless of how many single moms can't afford rent. I guess I have faith in my enemies' malice

>> No.57477951
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57477951

>>57477868
>Isn't your goat getting lonely?
how many """"circumcisions"""" have you done in your sewer today, rabbi?
>>57477890
>evangelicals unironically believe this

>> No.57477958

>>57477942
I'm tempted to buy bank of ZION desu. Investing in half angel people sounds awesome.

>> No.57477964
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57477964

>+5% spike every single morning 4 days in a row
There's no fucking way this happens again tomorrow, right?

>> No.57477966

>>57477538
nta, but I'm just setting a new stop loss a little bit below whatever the current price is.
After that big dump caused by my initial purchase, I don't have the stomach to ride swings

>> No.57477978

>>57477922
no, israel is a genocidal regime, has been from the start
the entire goal of that state was to force its way in to an existing nation/culture and replace it

israel has no right to "retaliate" in the same way a home invader would be in the wrong when trying to "defend" themselves from a homeowner that's trying to remove them

>> No.57477979

>>57477945
one day we'll kill all of you filthy heebs. you can keep amassing wealth until then but it won't save you.
in the past you could maybe have even thrown your gold at us as a weapon, what will you throw, your iphone? kek

>> No.57477980

>>57477964
I wish I could trade on this but the IV on the options are fucking insane. That's a shares-only play. Boring & lame.
>>57477922
>purely retaliation
lol. they've been bombing hospitals and universities. the Jews will try to do to the goyim what they're doing to the Palestinians. They don't even bother to hide or pretend otherwise.

>> No.57477982

>>57477923
still not even at prepandemic highs. Its not even good goyslop. Doesn't feel like a good store of wealth for pandemic 2.0

>> No.57477991

>>57477900
*1995 cuts in you're path*

>> No.57477995

>>57477958
> Current Ratio 0.10
On second thought....

>> No.57478002

>>57477978
>genocide
>palestinian population has tripled in the last 40 years
ishygddt

>> No.57478006

>>57477942
Depends on cfpb being able to restrict overdraft, watch those court cases to figure out if you should buy a dip or just stay away

>> No.57478007

>>57478002
this is kike propaganda. they fiddled with the numbers and included arabs from the west bank.

>> No.57478008

>>57477452
I held a $26 URA bag for 2 years and sold a while ago for a breakeven, but I'm happy to see it at $32

>> No.57478014

>>57478002
Those are rookie numbers. We need more muslims. Is there somewhere to donate aphrodisiacs to gazans ?

>> No.57478024
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57478024

>>57478002
God, I hate when the masses use the term "genocide". It's a war, and Palestine is losing.

Rwanda, Holocaust, Darfur, Mongolian expansion... those are genocides. Civilian guerrilla army bringing a bunch of half-steppers to the grave with them is not a genocide.

>> No.57478025

>>57477251
About to get back 2k in tax returns
What do I buy

>> No.57478028
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57478028

>>57477980
Agreed. Shares are nice too

>> No.57478030

>>57478002
Something similar happened with jews in Europe during the holocaust interestingly enough.

>> No.57478032

>>57477923
Well done, anon. Options can turn any boring stock into a solid win.

>> No.57478034

>>57477753
>>57477759
>>57477761
>>57477770
>>57477794
>>57477826
>welfare queens kikes shilling in smg general
sasuga

>> No.57478041

Is it time to buy stocks?

>> No.57478042

>>57477980
>lol. they've been bombing terrorist command centers and terrorist training centers.
ftfy

>> No.57478043

>>57477982
I like that chart. It’s either a wyckoff or going to be a head and shoulders. The oi is over 10k and just on this strike. Not much action anywhere else on the chain. Someone sold or bought knowing the move to come. They were mostly opened all the same day

>> No.57478044

>>57478034
I don't even get unemployment, I'm 100% self funded.

>> No.57478054
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57478054

come on let's get back up to the Jeannas question to JayP top

>> No.57478059

umm bobros wtf we were supposed to keep dumping i was told this was the big one it was supposed to be our turn! i will never financially recover from this!

>> No.57478061

you cant honestly tell me the market is back to being happy because the jews have stopped genociding brown people

>> No.57478062

Today a cute girl at the library went into the men's room after I took a dump there because the girl's room was occupied.

How hard are we going to dump if Amazon/Apple/Meta misses earnings?

>> No.57478063
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57478063

>>57478041
I just checked with my homie Tony on LinkedIn. He says buy if you're not a pussy.

>> No.57478066
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57478066

hurry up and break out NFLX.

>> No.57478068

>>57478059
Ur glowng

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57478073

>>57478041
Always was.

>> No.57478074

>>57478044
>still gobbles up us taxes by muh billions
welfare queens as bad as the browns

>> No.57478091
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57478091

Yesterday you guys were acting like the stock apocalypse was upon us. Today we are green. Explain.

>> No.57478092

>>57478034
lol I actually got denied unemployment.

>> No.57478094

>>57478059
Heh. Regional bank IV is exploding so I'm making money.
>>57478074
What? I don't get anything. I'm living off savings from my job as a software engineer.

>> No.57478101

>>57478002
nearly every population has grown in 40 years
that doesn't negate the genocides incurred

>> No.57478112

So when we talk about war the market rallies huh?

>> No.57478116
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57478116

>>57478091
>He doesn't know about Mr. Market
I was right about the newfags earlier, BTW.

>> No.57478121

>>57478091
they have to bounce it around to make weak put buyers puke
by march 1st 2024 the stock market will be lower than where it is today
screenshot this and post it on march 1st

>> No.57478128

>>57478112
War is good for AI

>> No.57478131

>>57478091
huge tech ERs tonight, lots of cattle want to be long into it because stonks only go up

>> No.57478133

>>57478121
march 21st is around where i'm landing. but yeah march.

>> No.57478138

>>57478121
GREENER FOR LONGER NOW

>> No.57478139
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57478139

>>57478094
>Regional bank IV is exploding
I'm beginning to believe its actually coordinated
Similar to the "taper tantrum" with QE. These banks and others are malding that the Fed wants to end the BTFP. So they let their share price tank to try and bully Powell into keeping the printer on.

>> No.57478150 [DELETED] 

>>57478101
the so called palestine people aren't a race, nation, or religion, and therefor don't qualify for genocide by definition. retards

>> No.57478154

things jpow does NOT care about
regional banks
ai
cutting rates any time soon
n***ers

>> No.57478156

>>57478121
Okay.

>> No.57478158

>>57478150
Next year
> No WASPs aren't a race, nation, or religion so kicking them out of the US doesn't qualify for genocide.

>> No.57478170
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57478170

wheres my fucking DUMP
its supposed to dump now

>> No.57478180

>>57478154
>n***ers
True. He didnt mention black unemployment a single time yesterday.

>> No.57478181

>>57478170
jewish algos are just buying 0dte calls into close
they arent letting weak put buyers just walk into these earnings for free

>> No.57478182

This is the third general I frequent where the jidf have tried to subvert its users into supporting Isntrael.

>> No.57478183

>>57477342
this, im only posting because i opened finviz heat map on accident last night and shit my pants with how red it was yesterday. so now im here for the banter and watching people lose their shirts "buying the dip"

>> No.57478186

>>57478170
In march you dumb nigger. Market already overreacted and dumped everything hardcore.

>> No.57478189
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>>57478154
Things JPowell DOES care about:
Shutting the door.

>> No.57478190

>>57478154
tell that to the black unemployment numbers he mentions every time he speaks.

>> No.57478192

>>57478182
it's because of ceasefire talks recently, they have to keep opinion rallied in their support

>> No.57478197

>>57478170
imagine being a bear in THIS market

>> No.57478199

>>57478189
lol

>> No.57478202

Greeeeener FOR LONGER. This doom posting is too much. Get real

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>>57478066
lfgggg

>> No.57478209

I will support Israel of the nasdaq rallies 5% untill the end of the week

>> No.57478216

>>57478204
>he thinks schizo lines can predict pseudo-Brownian motion

>> No.57478224
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>>57478189
>"HIPPIES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this auditorium before. There could be HIPPIES anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his threadbare suit. "I HATE HIPPIES" he thought. Rollin' Coal reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of hot mics. "Just close the fuckin' door. Close the door." he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.57478227

>>57477359
Turns out you can't play both sides of Jews and Arabs, have to pick one. Don't worry though Jews, Republicans will always have unconditional obedience

>> No.57478235

>>57478216
that shit don't matter. I just know that when we move past a previous resistance level a lot of stops get hit and people start covering, which sends the price upwards as they buy to cover

>> No.57478236

kike market alert system must be down

>> No.57478237

i bet jpow checks the door to make sure its closed at least 5 times every night before he goes to bed and has nightmares about hippies

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>>57478224
lmao. I feel like he's actually a real one behind closed doors. Like, he's a fuckin deadhead.

>> No.57478248

>>57477359
It's a little surprising how unpopular he is with younger people. I didn't expect that.

>> No.57478254
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Does anyone use the etoro to allow other people to copy your trades? I´m looking into it as it seems a neat way of earning an extra buck.

>> No.57478257

>>57478248
you didn't expect a corporatist would be unpopular with young people who are horribly sick of corporatism?

>> No.57478270

>>57478248
The Zoomers are incredibly pro-raghead

>> No.57478269

>>57478257
Yeah, they're almost always stupid enough to go along with it (while thinking they're fighting it.)

>> No.57478271

>>57478248
Everybody likes a green market. Wtf you talking about

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>>57478091
apocalypses take time. the last crash from halloween to halloween took a full year. consult the lines. every time we get close with some strength, it means shits about to go down.
that said, this was likely just a dip. firms went risk on for the imminent risk of the fed report, and switched off as no changes were reported. It takes time to move big money around.

>> No.57478279

Bobros?????? WHAT IS GOING ON??????

>> No.57478280

>>57478248
They took out loans they thought would be forgiven to study the infinite gender theory, and turns out they were lied to twice, and now they can't find work in their field. I'd be pissed too.

>> No.57478284

>>57478279
The DOOM POSTING WAS A CLEAR BUY SIGNAL. GREENER FOR LONGER

>> No.57478289

>>57478269
>while thinking they're fighting it
surely you can point to some politician who is NOT a corporatist then?

>> No.57478293
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57478293

>my covered calls!

>> No.57478295

>>57478150
so what was the land called before you heebs got there?

>> No.57478296

>>57478248
hes no bernie sanders

>> No.57478298

how do you guys take profit?

i think thats a weakness for me since ive only lost money.

>> No.57478299

>>57478280
Oh that's right. I forgot he lied to them about that. What a bunch of morons thinking that would work out.
>>57478289
Rand Paul.

>> No.57478301

with the airstrikes on Iran coming tonight, is it time to go all in OIL

>> No.57478306

>>57477271
That look of disgust, AHHHHHHH. SO FOOKING HOT. I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM.

>> No.57478307

>>57478182
it's no cohencidence or surprise that (((/smg/))) is full of these bastards

>> No.57478308

>>57478280
I got my loans forgiven :)

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>>57478248
>Everything sucks ass, especially for young people
>WTF why does everyone hate our figurehead that gets the blame/credit for our country?

>> No.57478311

i don't get it, we pumping because of the israel news? or is this just the prelude for the biggest rugpull in history? like, how can the russell possibly pump this hard right after fedman told everyone to fuck themselves?
i still can't shake the feeling of imminent dread now that we're entering sour hour territory

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>>57478293
covered calls are bullish anon

>> No.57478319

>>57478280
My co-worker with a psychology degree at the warehouse agrees

>> No.57478323

>>57478309
Yeah it's just that they usually fall for the propaganda and don't connect the dots.

>> No.57478325

>>57478311
see: >>57478131

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if you break through on a covered call you win are you dum?

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>>57478296
>hes no bernie sanders
He ain't no Colonel Sanders either

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>>57478335
Sheeeiiit he ain't even no Deion Sanders.

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Turns out there *was* cash on the sidelines.

>> No.57478350

>>57478325
that doesn't make any sense, QQQ and SOXL holding i would understand, but how the fuck does apple having earnings tonight have anything to do with financials, small caps, biotech and even motherfucking solar all pumping in unison even though they are utterly fucked because they won't get a rate cut anytime soon?

>> No.57478353

any good stock for friday play?
im thinking of YINN

>> No.57478357

and just like that, nothing ever happens.

>> No.57478361

>>57478235
>past a previous resistance level
that shit is made up. It's not real. your TA is schizo bullshit

>> No.57478363

>>57478350
The future is green
Get back to work

>> No.57478364

>>57478248
Give me one reason they should like him, other than he is team blue. All the most ardent democrats have to cling to, both young and old, is that he isn't an evil member of team red. There's no nice jobs they've been promised, housing is through the roof, and there is just no easy way to make a quick buck anymore. Everybody is scrambling for side hustles and finding every corner of the market saturated. To most of them if you need more money you strap on a uniform and eat shit from some corporate big box in your town.

>> No.57478365

>>57478350
when everything starts to move together you should be afraid because when it sells, they will all go together

>> No.57478367

>>57478298
Have an exit point planned out before ever entering a trade (a measured move, a moving average break, hearing about a stock on reddit, a catalyst playing out, whatever).

Same idea as a stoploss.

>> No.57478368

>>57478298
I try hard to hold for 1 year so I gain an extra 25% from taxes. In this nutty ass market it's hard so I just don't sell and bag hold.

>> No.57478374

>>57478350
Some more doom posting. We are gonna fucking rip. Can anyone say FIVE HUNDRED

>> No.57478379

For all the bulls feeling too optimistic about everything: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/jan/28/i-didnt-realise-i-was-so-loved-five-people-stories-of-a-living-funeral
>>57478364
Supposedly they fucking voted for him so I'd hope they have a very good reason.

>> No.57478381

>Lindt chocolate stocks are $12k
opinions?

>> No.57478382

>>57478353
20k YINN @$15 it is

>> No.57478383

>>57478350
Banking/CRE crisis means fed cuts means pump the interest rate sensitive things.

>> No.57478393

>>57478381
Check LISN. It's 10x that.

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>>57478381
I just ate some It's bretty good.

>> No.57478406

New
>>57478395
>>57478395
>>57478395

>> No.57478419
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>>57478381
I like HSY better. Those nuggets they make are really good.

>> No.57478424

>>57478326
>b-but i could have made more!!!
retards

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>>57478364
He kinda was liked when he was Vice President, but that was almost ten years ago before he went full senile.

>> No.57478463

>>57478425
Where did you find this image?

>> No.57478468

>>57478216
his lines suck but mine dont and Im about to randomly walk all the way to the bank. Just bc (You) dont see the connection between former and future prices doesnt mean there is none

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>>57478361
it makes me money, anon

>> No.57478509

>>57478367
yeah i use my stop mostly but a real target i dont have. im thinkin of tightenin my stop near earnings on my big position.

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>>57478024
You know their midwits when you don't hear about ole genrich yagoda.

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>>57478204
Based. Ignore jidf pajeetahs.

>> No.57479626

I don't feel so good bobros

>> No.57479748

Never bet against America

>> No.57479802

>>57479779
>>57479779
>>57479779

NEW

>> No.57479839

>>57479802
The thread list is now a directed graph.

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>>57477251
How did everyone's day go?