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Soon there will be a huge choice for humans to make. Either take the Neuralink implant and become a transhuman thus becoming the elite class of humanity or choose to be a mortal human.

How will you profit from this biggest turning point of Human civilization since Big Bang?

>> No.57475392

Just like FSD, or the Hyperloop, or the Boring company, yeah?

>> No.57475402

Good to see natural selection still making moves.

>> No.57475406

>>57475386
If it's wireless you'll die off brain cancer 10 years later.

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>>57475386
>Soon there will be a huge choice for humans to make. Either take the Neuralink implant and become a transhuman thus becoming the elite class of humanity or choose to be a mortal human.

>How will you profit from this biggest turning point of Human civilization since Big Bang?

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>>57475392

>> No.57475430
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>>57475410
>go fuck yourself, you said mean things about elon musk!! if i could i'd downvote you!!

>> No.57476456

>>57475392
you wont get invited to Elon Musk's Mars with that attitude anon

>> No.57476849
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57476849

>*hacks your brain and gives u schizophrenia*

>> No.57477217

>>57476456
Mars was supposed to happen by 2024. What happened anon?

>> No.57477320

>>57475386
>falling for yet another larp company from the king of grifters
ngmi

>> No.57477482

>>57475392
kek. quick move onto the next fraud!

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>>57476849
>Tfw already schizo
Heh nice try kid

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>>57477217
Thank you for your enquiry anon.
Unfortunately Mr Musk is scheduled to be looking into Other Important Matters, 26.7 hours per day for the next 14.8 years. However. Should you wish to purchase a toy flamethrower? pet monkey which screams, a lot? make a deposit on our new Vaporware Model Mk 69? Please type in your creditcard details after the bleep.

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>>57475386
We are so fucked
>>57475406
Imagine if they connected everyone’s brainchips to wires
How would you go anywhere?

>> No.57480293

>>57475386
Yes I will have a hole in my skull and put a device with a li-ion battery and a Qi-charge plate in it.

>> No.57480305

>>57480293
not one 'invented' by this charlatan, you wouldn't

>> No.57480339

>>57475392
>>57475407
>>57477217
>>57477482
>>57477496
>no need to worry about brain chips being studied by multiple companies and govts
Who cares if neuralink is vapor ware if other companies succeed?
I swear you glowtards want to merge with tech so badly

>> No.57480486

>>57480305
Dont you try to stop me from having a battery fire in my head you communist

>> No.57480489

>>57476849
>Downloads thoughts and charges you with considered crimes

>> No.57480497

>>57475386
>npm install everything
>head explodes

>> No.57480723

>>57477496
>nothing to see here
DARPA approves this message

>> No.57480821

>>57475386
What is it supposed to do?

>> No.57480838

>>57475386
brain implants are never going to take off, and AI is overhyped as fuck. People watched too much sci fi shit