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Pretty fucking good I placed a few buy orders for ALPH on Coinmetro (the best exchange) and now I have sold for big profit. I love being able to use the exchange I shill, imagine shilling an exchange that you couldn't use, that would be weird, right.

>>57470997
kek cope baggie hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

Bros LCX are laughing at us again.

This thread reminded me to restake my XCM and while logging in to do so I see Qredo is dumping. Qredo is no longer a 15 billion dollar wallet. It is now a 50 million dollar wallet. Should I buy some or wait until it dips to a 30 million dollar wallet.

>>57472568
kek retarded investor baggie

Someone in the Kleros thread said they were on nofap and that got me thinking, it's actually really dangerous!
Suppose you're out there doing normal daily life things and all of a sudden you meet the qtpie of your dreams and to top it off she takes you home.
You start undressing her, exposing her perky breasts, for a moment, "Is she even legal!?" flashes through your brain, until the horny takes over and BOOOM.
She calls her mom to send you away because premature ejaculators are the worst.
Nofap is dangerous.

>Travel to Coinmetro convention in Japan
>Have lots of fun looking at everything and trying out the food
>As I walk back to my hotel a guy in a suit approaches me and asks me if I'm interested in making lots of money
>"sure why not"

>As I wake up I have a big headache
>Everything is sort of blurry
>I force myself out of bed and go to the bathroom
>It seems like the bathroom moved somewhere else but my head still hurts too much to think straight
>I go to the sink to sprinkle some cold water on my face
>As I look into the mirror, I let out a high pitched scream
>I've been turned into a Japanese girl!!

>My head is working clear now
>There are other girls in my room and I just woke them up with my scream
>They laugh and explain how I got tricked into becoming a J-pop idol
>Its Coinmetro custom that when a guy in a suit approaches you and asks you if you're interested in lots of money, they're actually asking if you consent to being turned into a girl and becoming an idol
>They hug me and welcome me to the group

>We have to practice dancing now
>My body feels weirdly light and graceful
>The clothes make me feel how smooth and soft my skin has become
>I've never danced before but now the movements just flow out of me after practicing a few times
>We practice the entire day

>In our appartment, we're all really exhausted
>"Now, Anon, we'll show you the best part of being an idol"
>"This is what we do after practice to let off steam"
>One girl grabs my boobs and another my butt
>My clothes are ripped off and I get kisses all over
>I fall into our big fluffy bed
>two of them massage my thighs and I feel my crotch turning really warm and my head spinning
>"Just relax Anon, you'll enjoy it!"
>The leading girl also undresses and scissors me
>I feel an orgasm stronger than anything I ever did while male
>Just want to cuddle afterwards instead of having regrets
>The leading girl cuddles with me while the others are having more sex with each other
>Fall asleep peacefully

>>57473815
I haven’t masturbated in what feels like ten days. I feel very dangerous to my own morals.

>>57473826
Having sex dreams about Coinmetro should raise some alarm bells.

>>57473894
It’s not a dream, it really happened.
Sorry, I have to go on stage now.

>>57473911
Can I get an autograph?

My favourite idol is ignoring me.

>>57474362
Gomen nasai!!! I’ve been having soooo much fun on the stage and entertaining my fans~~~
We’re a bit delayed, but were starting the greet and meet now! Thanks for being patient~

>>57474426
holy hell what great grammar i don't know if can reply as eloquently i'm going to try my best for you for me for everyone who sees this thread anyway to answer your question i would say
>gomen nasai
i’ve been having soooo much fun
is pretty much on par with the response i'd expect from a professional like you we have so much in common i'm sure we'll get along like best friends just like we've been doing now i mean you're my idol for god sake

>>57474437
kore wa benchod desu?

>>57473826
>I feel very dangerous to my own morals.
Forced interracial-feminisation rape is a gateway fetish to depraved stuff. You should jerk off quickly before you become a degenerate.

>>57474710
>before you become a degenerate.

>>57474940
>Skjermbilde
Benis :DDDDDD

>>57475258
I was also banned at that time as well.
Those are the pantsu I recognized from Chobits. I am very proud of myself.

>>57474710
One more day couldn't hurt, I'm excited to hear what adventures our heroine is going to experience this night.

>>57475758
I’m aiming for 50 days.

>>57475788
Why?

>>57475841
I will delude myself into believing that conquering the mind and body will give me increased confidence and glowing vampire skin.

>>57475859
Nofap is a scam for people too stupid to recycle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmCZxxQt7Ew

>>57476080
>recycle
>taste of the original owners
>if it rastes bad to you then you dont have to do it
Did Chris-chan admit to eating their own load to recycle it? Very impressive, I thought only sissy rollers did that.
Similar to Chris chan I am not ashamed to admit that I do masturbate, and I have been known to recycle my semen in the long forgotten past of my adolescent years. Only because I had to commit to the roll of course, not because I am a homo because only because one user called me a homo that does not give you the right to call me a homo you’re only calling me a homo because bluesummer released a video and you know we’ve been sending each other private messages and we became friends and he called me a homo, he copypasted one of my posts and he called me a homo and you’re just on his side why don’t you just leave me alone if you’re gonna call me a homo then… I don’t know wha- I don’t know what to say if you’re gonna call me a homo then BACK OFF! A lot of you people are making edited versions of my posts and copying and pasting my posts and I WILL NOT HAVE IT. GOT IT? Stop calling me a homo or you will be sorry. Imbeciles.

Either way, I don’t think it hurts to take a break from massive doses of dopamine. It only means it will be that much better to return to the natural order.

>>57476254
Homo.

>I don’t think it hurts to take a break from massive doses of dopamine.
Dopamine is good and more is always better.
>Parkinson’s disease can cause unintentional or uncontrollable movements. It typically occurs due to low levels of dopamine, which is a chemical in the brain that plays an important role in movement and coordination.

>>57476313
>homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXfS3yXfO9c

Maybe I’m saving up my biggest (empty) load ever for a JC.

>>57476375
I mean JK, what a weird typo.

>>57476382
You meant JS. What a weird typo.

>>57476453
Kimoi…

>>57476453
It’s a confusing term. There is a big difference in the earlier and later stage. Quite unclear.

>>57470807
Sad

>>57476580
>There is a big difference in the earlier and later stage.
Both of these two for example.

>>57476626
>Left
Mid stage JS.
>Right
Looks like JK, but filename is supposed to be same as left? I assume the artist is playing with ages to represent a different type of relationship, perhaps one of two sisters hanging out in the living room.
>picrel
Early stage JS, could very easily be confused with a late stage JC.

>>57476679
>Early stage JS, could very easily be confused with a late stage JC.
I mixed the teo. Early JC, late JS.

>>57476679
From left to right. JC, JY, JS, JS.
Watch Non Non Biyori.

>>57476679
From left to right. JC, JY, JK, JS.
Watch Non Non Biyori.

>>57476679
From left to right. JC, JK, JS, JS.
Watch Non Non Biyori.

>>57476776
>>57476802
>>57476823
I’m even more confused now. You should agree that 1 looks about the same as 3.

>>57476834
>You should agree that 1 looks about the same as 3.
They have different hair colours. 2 is 1s older sister and they kind of look the same.

>>57476882
Visually 2 and 4 looks like early JC whereas 3 and 4 look like mid-late JS.

>>57476915
I fucked up the numbers.
1 and 3 JC, 2 and 4 JS.

>>57476915
bruh that makes so much sense 2 looks much hotter than 3 like way hotter dude i'm talking miles away like 2 would never even look at me irl but hey that's life you can't always get the pretty one 3 is still hot tho like i'd smash

>>57476950
wow that makes total sense bro desu that's a very accurate analysis in that 2 looks way hotter than 3 like miles away hotter 3 is still a smokeshow desu but 2 is a 10/10 like a greek statue hot type of woman she's a goddess she would never look twice at me desu but that's okay

>>57476983
>greek statue hot type of woman
I too like my women to have a little something extra.

>>57476950
>>57476983
Benchod bots have spoken; JS are prettier, but JCs may look your way.

Formal apology for stating 16gb is enough ram. My PC has crashed several times now.