/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can someone explain, like they would a small child, how to short a stock via Vanguard?

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>>57464126
idk about vanguard but you need portfolio margin to short. Does Vanguard even let you trade on margin? That doesn't sound like their thing.

>>57464114

First!

It's another FOMC day, bad for trading. Gonna nap through the US open.

>>57464132
you have to apply for margin, and the application is annoying but yes

>>57464136
Wouldnt surprise me if we get dovish talk. They finna cut if they see something breaking

>AAAAAAH LESS JOBS, RATE CUTS
>AAAAAAAAAAH MORE JOBS, ECONOMY IS GREAT
>all government

Is SEA the only non-American part of the world even worth considering investing in right now? Everywhere else either seems to be sputtering out (Europe, East Asia) or just too unstable (LatAm, ME, South Asia, Africa). Those guys seem like the only other part of the world that even remotely has it together right now, and even then it feels like a relative gamble compared to America because of potential spillovers from countries like Myanmar and possible economic contagions spreading from China. I wouldn't really invest in anywhere other than America right now myself, but if someone pointed a gun at my head and made me pick a #2 option it seems like that's the best choice at the moment.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
for real this time >>57464141

Invest in AI

good morning sirs, i hate the antichrist

>>57464140
Yeah. the actual FOMC announcement and Powell's speech might be a big mover, but until then, I expect the market to be muted as usual. One of those days where daytrading futures is unadvised, so I'm taking the day off. Just trying to catch something right now on the 8:30 announcements.

>>57464150
Unironically India has the best stock market right now and has for a while

>>57464170
not based and bluepilled

Everyone is crapping on Europoors again but how much do you USbros pay for kWh? Because I pay cca $0,018/kWh today and tomorrow it's cca $0,0077/kWh. Of course that is without the first tax, then the second tax, the first electricity fee, and then finally the power grid fee... haha goddamn I love supporting this economy.
I love that if you split the huge taxes into several and call them fees instead, normies are more than happy to pay.

Is anyone slurping the GOOG and AMD dips? I am not so sure on AMD but I'm definitely slurping GOOG. AMD is a better bet than Intel but that guidance was pretty weak. NVDA is gonna blow them out of the water anyway.
>>57464141
>Private education and health services
>Leisure and hospitality
>Government
So people are choosing easy, simple, guaranteed, and safe jobs in an unsure economy. Sounds good to me. I still cannot believe the US economy is prospering this much. Adding so many jobs. Wage increases. Even shit tier jobs are well paid. A 16 year old burger flipper earns more than me and I'm an engineer in Scandinavia making $55k/y

>>57464114
>he baked

>>57464173
Do you remember the scandal last year where Adani delivered rocks instead of nickel to settle futures? I wouldnt invest in India, poojeet.

>>57464173
Yeah I'd place South Asia as a third place, obviously exempting Pakistan. India worries me because they have a lot of internal instability still especially regarding religious tensions. SEA has some of that but not nearly to the same degree.

>CPI up 0.3% MoM.
>Bond yields going down.
Honestly, when I think about it... It makes a lot of sense.

Chinese stocks looking attractive after the huge dump of the past couple years. Should I park $20,000 in a fund?

>>57464150
You can find value in SEA. I'm going to be dumping money into some companies there probably this year.
>>57464173
India is overvalued af, It's a bubble unironically.

>>57464176
>I'm an engineer in Scandinavia making $55k/y
Then you are doing pretty badly man. I am in the Netherlands as an electrical engineer and I make 110,000 euros. Also dont let the Americans salary figures distract you. Most people there work as contract workers do here. They earn per hour with no benefits or hour guarantees. A McDonalds worker might make $20 an hour, but he is not guaranteed a 40 hour work week and that $20 is all he gets. No pension, no benefits.

>>57464196
You can dump that into FXI or you can buy Tencent and/or BABA and outperform the FXI.

>>57464198
>I make 110,000 euros
And how much left after taxes?

>>57464198
You think you will have pensions and benefits once the retired people by far outweights the working force?

>>57464207
>after taxes?

>>57464196
No, it is a merited correction. Did you not follow the massive overvaluation of their real estate markets? Te Evergrande (partial) bankruptcy? And besides, it is a dictatorship. Tencent losing half its value really is due to CCP meddling, like the restrictions on gaming.

>>57464169
I invest in TAITAI

>>57464207
21000

>>57464207
Yeah taxes are crazy here. 50k after all taxes if I include municipal and such.

>>57464212
Probably not, but that applies to all of the developed world. No one is getting their retirements, or everyone will. Depends on how the Boomer Question is dealt with.

>>57464219
Gaming is like 15-20% of Tencent revenues. And the gaming section isn't shrinking last I checked. Tencent is much more than just "gayming".

>>57464230
>I make 110k
>after taxes?
>No, 50k after taxes.
It's over for us Yuropoors...

>fomc day

Is NYCB just suddenly going to go out of business cuz they missed on earnings a little? damn

>>57464230
Boomers will leave you nothing, banks and old folk homes will be to them like the church was in medieval europe

>>57464198
>I make 110,000 euros
Then you are in the top 0.1%. Everyone on the internet always makes these ridiculous sums. A newly graduated engineer and I get 500k at this company. 55k/y as a new grad and I save about $2.5k-$2.8k every month which is alright.
All the job offers I got from Netherlands were offering way lower salaries

I believe in natural gasses.

>>57464243
>NYCB
I remember reading this shit's 10-Q report on a Sunday, and decided to make an investment on Monday but it opened 40% higher fucking DIE!

>ITT people talking wages and they don't mention if it's net/gross and ofc don't take into account how expensive housing and living is in their area
It's like Californians getting paid 100000k but 90% of it goes to rent

>>57464238
Let him TAXMAXX

I solded

>>57464243
no they're probably going to go out of business because they're up to their nuts in commercial real estate loans that are never getting paid back

Got a weird feeling AMD will close green today

>US Treasury Boosts Nominal Auction Sizes >Except 20-Year
- To Sell $121B Of 3-, 10-, 30- Year Debt In >Refunding
- Refunding Total Jumps From $112B In Prior Quarter
- $25 Bln of 30-Year Bonds, Feb 8
- $54 Bln of 3-Year Bonds, Feb 6
- $42 Bln of 10-Year Bonds, Feb 7

Yellen probably trading TLT

>>57464266
>up to their nuts in commercial real estate loans that are never getting paid back
Many such cases. The China real estate bubble popped now the USA commercial real estate bubble is popping.

>>57464250
Doesnt feel that way to be honest. The thing is those figures are only made up of salaries. I know plumbers who make more than me, but they are self employed, so they charge whatever. Those dont show up in the earnings, because it isnt a salary. And 1 in every 8 workers in the Netherlands is self employed. The average is also dragged down by lots of low earning workers. 2100 euros a month is very normal for cashiers and garbage collectors, which of course are more numerous than top level positions.

>>57464176
>that is without the first tax, then the second tax, the first electricity fee, and then finally the power grid fee...
um, okay, kek. so you want to know the contract rate? mine isn't representative, texas is its own grid. i pay $0.088 and will continue to for another 2.5 years.
in the winter when i don't use the HVAC much, my bill is about $160-180/month. in the summer when i actually have to use HVAC to keep the place cool and dry, i keep it around 77F and it costs more like $350-380/month to do that. my unit is old and inefficient, and the ductwork is from the 1990s when they didn't know how to do it like they do today, but it's fine.
i make three times your salary.

>>57464198
>Also dont let the Americans salary figures distract you. Most people there work as contract workers do here.
I don't think a majority of Americans work such arrangements. That's mostly for the chronically poor and teenagers. Everyone I've ever really known in my life has a 40 hour, either paid hourly or by salary.
Buy AVAV.

>>57464280
Says here that the median salary for an electrical engineer in the Netherlands is 44K euros.

https://www.payscale.com/research/NL/Job=Electrical_Engineer/Salary

And here it says between 45-52K euros.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/amsterdam-electrical-engineer-salary-SRCH_IL.0,9_IM1112_KO10,29.htm

Probably not as bad as we think but I am hedged. Expecting a bounce after they've had their fun. FOMc today will confirm the continuation of baggagedon. Again it is November 2007.

>>57464319
I dont know anyong at my company making under 100k. And I've seen websites like that before. They make weird claims like electricians making 7k a month and Soldiers making 800 a month. I dont think they even really have access to the data.

I hope none of you guys are falling for the typical earnings-season shenanigans where companies objectively succeed and make shit tons of money but then lower their own forward guidance so they can magically beat it in three months. Such a fucking retarded aspect of the market, billions getting wiped out in a couple days because......???? Retail bears have to be the biggest faggots in the world, they're always so ready to suck Big Money's cock and buy their puts.

>>57464330
I call bullshit unless you work at ASML.

What does an euro that didnt graduate into medicine or tech even do in the US? Do i have to hop the border like those central americans or beg like a bangladeshi?
I wouldnt mind flipping burgers and living on a trailer van like a poorfags for a few years at this point

>>57464321
Cool lines. What do they mean?

>>57464198
>Most people there work as contract workers do here. They earn per hour with no benefits or hour guarantees.
not in tech, buddy. full benefits packages, 401k matches, RSUs. a brand new PHP monkey earns $110k/yr base. senior fullstack developers are up in the $160-180k range in most of the country, substantially higher in NY, SF, etc.

>>57464321
>Muh its 2008 all over again!!!!!!
Wow jesus fucking christ I can't believe how quickly retail bears show up with this shit after a couple red days

Anyone thinking on amazon calls. The premiums are jacked to the tits and ups said they aren’t delivering as many packages

>>57464342
ASML pays far more than that for engineers. Look at this image, according to a site like that Marines, as in military, earn 850 euros a month. Do you actually believe that?

>>57464343
I'm pretty USA entry is visa free for most euros

>>57464342
This one claims Electricians earn 1600 a month on average. Do you know why none of this can even be true? Because that is below the legally mandated minimum wage in the Netherlands. which is 1760 euros.

So who's buying calls today on this #fake&gay market pull back?

>>57464364
>>57464377
I used neither of the sources you just posted.
Says here that Marines make $56K a year, which sounds reasonable.

https://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=U.S._Marine_Corps/Salary

>>57464389
Thats the USA though, and even that would be below the American average of $60000. I am sure any Marine in the USA with some kind of specialization is out earning that.

>>57464382
I'm not sure about buying today, but definitely within a week. Nothing has actually changed, there's no fundamental reason to go back to retarded selling.

>>57464343
Depends. You could move to a rural region and work coal/oil/gas or one of a myriad of support type stuff for those industries and easily make 65-70k a year. It will be rough work but anyone could make it if they can grip.

Or move to a city and do w/e that entails.

>>57464345
areas of support or resistance. Do'nt know why don't care. Plot them, plan with them and if the action doesn't look like I wont I move to the next play. This is a 4 hour time frame so I don't expect the bounce super soon. I will give it a bar or two to see if I get the outcome that I like.

>>57464394
>average of $60k
Jesus christ I make like 28k and I live a fine life. All these assholes making double what I make and still complaining about money are such faggots.

>>57464348
Its not happening today. Not next month and maybe not this quarter but reality is coming to you and all other ((people)) (real and synthetic)

>>57464389
>>57464319

The first actually listed job for an EE in your own source is actually for 74k euros. I have never heard of entry level jobs as an EE under that sort of earning.

>>57463744
SDGs are not for developed nations such as Sweden, France or Germany. They focus on developing countries that do not have electricity at all. This is why I said you overestimate the potential of nuclear power for achiving SDGs. Africa will not get their energy from nuclear power plants, they are to expensive and take ages to build.

>futes

>>57464417
what do the numbers mean?

>>57464423
More job listings from your own damn source.

>>57464382
What’re ya thinkin bags?

>>57464417
Hahahahahaha holy shit did this post just time travel from 2020

I hope you all have a good day trading frens

>>57464366
I was mostly wondering what sort of job openings there are in the US

>>57464399
What's the cost of living like? Supose you can make some 60k but you dont have to pay rent. How much would you be saving up?

>>57464409
You sound like one of those faggots that cant be happy others want something better for themselves, a true euro faggot

Jeanna bros, it's our day.

>>57464457
no rate cuts, bitch. Look at oil.

For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

Damn fine day for OIL and NATGAS

Which oil to add to my portfolio? $5-$10k

I do business with commodities. This isn’t the bottom

>>57464423
>>57464438
>senior electrical engineer
>senior

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>>57464253
This, people should talk ratios.

>>57464480
No it isnt.

>>57464508

>>57464508
It's time for my shorts to start bearing fruit.

>>57464508
KEEP FUCKING SELLING MY SHORTS ARE PRINTING AND ALSO MY OTHER SHORTS ARE FILLING UP WITH PEEPEE AND POOPOO

>he didn't buy the MSFT dip

It's genuinely absurd that anyone would be freaking out and hitting the sell button. I just don't believe it, earnings fuckery is never real.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

>>57464114
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57464552
STOP FUCKING BANGING

>>57464437
There can only be 3 types of outcomes on price action:

1 bar- All of this candles action takes place in the previous bar's price range

2 bar- This candles range goes outside of the previous candle's range. It can be a 2 Up or a 2 Down

3 bar- This candle's range exceeds both the top and bottom of the previous bars range. The three bar makes "broadening formations"

You find the 3 bars and that will give you like a disjointed channel. There's tons of info on this type of analysis. Its called "The Strat". A trader named Rob Smith created it. I like it myself.


>>57464448
I live in SE appalachia and we've almost got our second house paid off. To rent or finance a home you're looking at 450-650 I'd imagine depending on the term length. Cost of living is pretty cheap. It depends on how frugal you are. A single man here could probably stow away 60-75% if they were diligent enough. I am biased towards my region. Its geographically isolated so its pretty insulated from happenings, wokeness and at times convenience. I don't mind driving an hour to get to a lowes or comparable big box store.

Some areas to potentially explore:
mining/gas:
Pennsylvania, Kentucky, Virginia, West Virginia, alabama, georgia, wyoming & tennessee

Oil:
texas/lousiana- Probably some others I've only been offered a couple jobs in these two states. They were both referrals from people our company had worked with.

>>57464558

are we selling?

>US 10y note yield
Who in hell is buying that crap? Or are they limiting the supply again?
>>57464548
What dip? At least -4% constitutes a dip. MSFT never dips. Best stock in the world.

>>57464552
gr8 m8

>>57464569
just pretending until we sell enough fds to keep the doors open.

>>57464573
idk nigga I just made a quick $500 on a swing from last night. too rich to hold for me.

>>57464552
Based

What do I buy? I have $65k waiting to buy something good. So help me Flying Spaghetti Monster, I want to buy SOXL calls 3 months out

>literally 0/3
lmao
anyone make the right earnings plays yesterday?

i just bought 3 shares of SCHG
good morning

BEAUTIFUL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GO CRASH HAHAHHAHAHAH IM GETTING RICH

Why's NVDA having a "special call" a month before earnings?

>>57464114
The winner of the chicken leg eating contest

>>57464589
What kind of bloody massive leverage are you playing with? Or did you put in 100k into it?
I don't really care about slurping now. My average on MSFT is about 40 bucks so it's difficult to buy now

LETS GOOOOOO

I somehow managed to lose money on both legs of AMD. IV Crush, impressive. I should just gamble SPY 0DTEs like a reddit degen.

>>57464548
>the MSFT dip

Is it ASMB stock time yet? How will me and my fellow mens and ladies ever know when to buy in?!

I'm finna gonna have to slurp today

>>57464642
a coin will land on tails 4 times in a row 1 out of 16 times. Not all that amazing, but yeah you got a little bit unlucky there.

AAAAA SQMBROS

>Stock gets within less than half a percent of a my sell point
>It goes back down

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Jerome is not going to save you this time bulls

>>57464673
Buy SOXL calls. Got it

Time to finally see a real banking crises

>>57464253
I net 12k a month in FLband that includes insurance and maxed out 401k. Don't qualify for roth. My rent is 2k.

Currently in a goon sesh and gonna buy more nat gas and Chinese stocks

>>57464620
only had 50 shares from the drop last night. sold 25 on the pop this morning. holding the remaining 25 until EOD or b/e

>>57464679
buy SQQQ and BOIL

>>57464689
should've sold them all reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>57464690
>BOIL
w-why?

Ez hit and run

>>57464491
Yes? I am 46 years old my man, havent been in a college class room for a good while.

>>57464673
JPow is the single biggest bull in history. Just look at the gains created because of his QE.
>>57464689
Very nice but you would make more if you simply bought and held. Then again it's easy to say for someone like me who continuously bought MSFT until 2020. Fuckin hell where has the money even come from to so ridiculously pump the markets ever since 2018? That is a question to which I think we all know the answer

>i left like another 40k profit on the table
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shoudlve been greedy

NYCB bros, how we holding up?

>AMD fucking green

Let's go boys!

>>57464575
>>57464593

>>57464728
you are colorblind

ZIMZIMZIMZIMZIM
LET'S GO BOYS

Gold and copper bros... are we back? JPow chickening out as always driving up prices.

Browsing my extensive facial porn collection, whilst I simultaneously browse market investments.

chinkbros, are we healing?

Big fed day today guys, gals, and unspecifieds. Lets get that positive energy flowing.

>>57464760
Amateur? Got anyone or anything to recommend? Last day before NF for me.
Also, what the hell is the 10Y doing? Once again falling off the cliff. Most likely FOMC leaked and JPow is once again more dovish than anticipated

>ctrl+f CNXA
>0 results
It's like none of you actually want to make money

mumus are off they minds

>>57464788
Checked and impressive run, but how am I supposed to know about this now and FOMO in?
>>57464782
All amateur buddy.

>>57464712
Based. Care to explain reasoning?

Rate me

>>57464788
kinda spooky, hold for how long?

>>57464774
>Lets get that positive energy flowing
Fresh out.

>>57464744
Got my long 7x factor during the dip, now looks green to me.

>>57464803
Diversity is your strength

>call flow status
heavy

>>57464788
>this graph
Are you actually retarded?

>>57464831
You're not supposed to hold it that long

>"There's no WAY this is the top!": The Semiconductor Stock Story by Dr. NoGF Wojak

>>57464835
Youre gonna get heemed trying to swing this

NVIDIA bros, our response?

Time to short the super donger 6?

>>57464848
Hold the line

>Dow Jones still green
this wasn't the spectacular collapse I had hoped for. When is the fed shit happening today, so I can bask in the glow of a -10% day?

NVO bros we eating good (unlike our customers).

Why is amazog dropping?

>>57464848
Havent even looked at the chart and im sitting comfy. dont even care. ill be up 20-30 ytd by eoy. minimum really. im already up 17% so im content to wait.

i have two positions green. one is nicely green.

finally making some money.

sup fellas?

Riding my oil shorts

Welp that just fucked my faggot's delights. Fuck this shit. #Fake&Gay

AMD down?
I thought it was going to moon?

seriously if you guys don’t stop selling right now im gonna be angry

this pattern is known as the fake and gay jew market

>>57464932
We warned you about this but you didn't listen.

>>57464804
We're getting good low volume consolidation here. If it takes off again, go long when the price breaks out above .74 then start peeling off around 80 cents

>>57464711

>>57464914
howareya moe

>>57464552
>30:00

>>57464943
you warned us about the market going down a couple dollars? lmao just buy the dip idiot ez 0dte calls

Not long now.

>>57464969
This is just the beginning, but you won't believe until we're down 20%.

>>57464600
>ID:fUCKy

>>57464981
market pumps on fed market pumps on feb1 earnings from all the big boys
spy will be over 500 next week
screenshot this

>>57464961
oh you know, bangin cocktail waitresses two at a time... the usual

The economy is a bag of shiet and the markets will gigadump to 2009 levels in a year. Not buying shit until Tesla is below 100.

NYCB bros I'm thinking we're back

kek baggies

>>57465006
You vill eat ze shit and be happy!

>>57465006
I'm thinking we dump to 2019 levels

oof owie my life savings

I am financially recovering.

Taking a 33% haircut only for it to decrease to 25% is like finding out you have cancer, but it's in remission.

What a week Mark

>>57465024
dividend bros keep winnin.

I sold NVDA, watch it reverse

>>57465053

BOILbros… is it ever recovering? Should I be DCAing right now for the big pump?

How can I short the Canadian stock market?

I know they say everyone feels this way in a bull market but I really think I must be a genius.

>>57465064
BOIL will never be above $30 again.

>>57465053
It's like winning the gold medal at the special olympics. Sure you get a gold medal, but you're still retarded.

>>57465059
I'm so glad I have /smg/ as my best friend, and I love Biden so much

1/31 is a palindrome

>>57465053
lmao talk to me when you experience 75%

What happened here?

>he sold

>>57465065
By buying the USA stock market.

>>57465053
This is how I currently feel about my CCs. Slowly but surely I am becoming unheemed

Guess I should just be longing oil because it refuses to go down now

>>57464803
>PBR
>HCC
based and resourcepilled

>>57465094
Its a 2x daily return of the index that measures Nat gas. Its also made to decay, so it will never hold gains. Its for swing trading mostly, not holding.

>>57465082
nigger is not

>Bought itm Friday puts on EA before the earnings
>Stock down today
>My puts also dropped in value
What the fuck

damn is the stock market actually finally fucking over
about damn time

>>57465065
By electing the NDP

Those guys over at F.E.D. are going to announce rate cuts and we close green right?

this is the worst /smg/ of all time

Slurp the GOOG dip or wait till March?

Bobo won

Why do you guys keep talking about BOIL when you could just trade nat gas futures?

>>57465169
you never buy something like google after bad earnings
the whole next 2 and a half months has fundamentally changed
big funds still have google positions to unwind, they cant just do it overnight and on the first day of trade after earnings

>>57465142
>it's an anon learns about implied volatility episode

Should I slurp NYCB or is it too early

>>57465161
When is the fed meeting? Today?
Im fucking hangover and forgot

>>57464114
AND JUST LIKE THAT WE'RE BACK TO SOXL WILL NEVER BE $40 AGAIN

>>57465186
>implying anon actually learned anything

What will happen when NVDA post earnings?

>>57465192
WALLAH?

>>57465197
>>57465186
How do you even check that?

>>57465184
makes sense
layoffs saved them last time, I guess it's way too soon for another round of those

>>57465192
NANI?!

>>57465191
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
2pm est I believe

>>57465192
Just you wait a few weeks lol

>>57465208
really all hinges on the rest of tech
if everyone else does well itll drag google back up but google themselves are going to underperform relative to them so its not a good buy unless your intent is to buy for your longterm portfolio
in which case just buy some every week going forward and dca into the dip

>>57465201
it's priced in at this point

>>57464243
I was so short these bitches last year

On a scale of 1-10, how much expectations do (You) think are being priced into the share price of NVDA? Thing is trading at >80 P/E

OVER

>>57464343
the key is to qualify for small business loans by the SBA. get good credit score and go go go.

>sell stop command for nvidia popped
good night sweet prince...

um mumus?

that's it im giving everyone who sold detention for a week, better be here 5 minutes after closing bell to serve it

>>57465238
does P/E even mean anything for a cutting edge tech company with high RnD cost

>>57465071
Please say sike

>My Starbucks puts were down 95%
>Slowly starting to recover
I might just make it after all guys
Playing for total market crash before friday

>>57465269
>>57456986

>Daddy Jerome

START BUYING
>START BUYING
START BUYING
>START BUYING
START BUYING
>START BUYING

Oh my, sounds like there's a collapse in gweilo real estate. How unfortunate.

>>57465277
Sure we can use market cap to free cashflow too if you'd like. It's still expensive, trading at over 85 times FCF. I get that quality has a price but at some point the market is overpaying due to inflated expectations of growth.

>>57465277
Yes, cause they are still not worth the current price, that is what P/E is essentially saying.

Well BYON found a big fat juicy bottom

>>57465299
You realize now that you've said that, the fates will destroy you. It's just how the simulation works.

fucking bitch ass market got bull trapped into nvda calls thinking we were going to go up until earnings while smci is fucking mooning like a mother fucker make it make sense

buying this dip for generational wealth.

>>57465323
Xi when's CNYA gonna pump you bloody benchod

what is everyone doing b4 the big event today?

>there are retards who didn’t make 5k yesterday

Lmao, white are never right

>>57465358
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/doublebottom.asp

>>57464712
its gonna crab now, and eventually GIGA moon or GIGA dump, its really unpredictable and im not comfortable risking it the jewish tricks, gonna re enter the market the day after the announcement.

HOLY SUPER MINI MICRO NANO COMPUTER

>>57465365
I'm stuck at work
I'd prefer a much comfier setting for a red day

>>57465378
BUDDY CHECK ROCKWELL AUTOMATION COMPUTER

RUN bros it is our time. Every consolidation gets a breakout. Literary free money

Reminder that annual inflation is 10-15% and that is why the stock market will never go down again

If you bought in October you would be up 35% now

>>57465365
working on some bids for structural shit for various commercial buildings in the SE usa.

I just want to eat my fucking cardio sludge... this gay inflation is worse than the Sonic the Hedgehog kind.

Oh well, how successful/difficult do you think robbing fast food joints would be? Not for their money but for their product.

KEK AND POWELL JUST WOKE UP AND THOUGHT
>OH Nice, OIL IS DUMPING
>now
>OH SHIT, FUCK MY SPEECH

>>57465379
>>57465396
may god bless you success in your professional endeavors anons

>>57465365
Wondering what I am going to tell at the standup tomorrow when I did absolutely nothing today but jerk off

hi smg i know this isnt market related but you guys are money smart
whats the worst that can happen to me in the US if i have a ruined credit with a card that was never paid off
>live in canada
>get emails from credit card in us bank i didnt sign up for
>cant find out anything from bank, their fraud dept says cant help go to credit bureaus, no way to look up stuff in credit bureau w/o us address or ssn or whatever
>keep getting threatening emails about debt collection

afaik the only thing tying me to this account is my name and email which isnt unique. my email is also super generic, if my name was John Smith, my email would be johnsmith@domain.com. but i guess theres an extremely minor chance that somehow this really is a theft of my identity

im really sick of these fuckin emails, bank wont reply etc. whats the worst that can happen (say if i visit or move to the us)

the jews have returned to the market to continue propping it up in a fake and gay manner

>>57465435
>standup
you do comedy anon?

>>57465453
You could try taking them to small claims court for harassing you but you'll have to travel to the US for that.

what the fuck is happening AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what the fuck

>>57465356
>down 2% from ATH
>"dip"
If we do get rugpulled so very many people will get so very badly BTFO

What if JPow announces rate cuts?

>>57465468
Oh wait you've never actually been to the US? You're sure they're not using your Canadian thing (what is that? "ETN" or so?) It's probably spam. You should try posting the non-identifying parts of the letter.

>>57465476
banks desperately need collateral

>>57465435
Here's a handy cheat sheet. Just picking something whenever somebody asks you a question

>>57465480
inflation is still too high desu

Successfully shorted oil on the way down, and went long at the bounce off 76.00 before exiting at the 1 minute 200MA

>>57465476
Either you own gold and you get poomped by central banks, or you don't own gold and are left in the dust. Also gold stocks are dirt cheap right now

>>57465453
Reply with a picture of your balls.

I am losing a lot of money right now

>>57465462
I used to think my life was a tragedy, but you're right, now I realize it's a comedy

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57465480
I will be there to help bobo

>>57465453
You can try telling them in writing to stop all contact with you. If it's already gone to a debt collector you'll have to deal with them directly. But regardless of whether it's a case of mistaken identity or stolen identity you don't want it on your credit report.

>>57464114
Stocks down 1 percent
I'm down 0.05 percent.

I want it to go down another 9 percent motherfuckers. This whole month of January must be wiped out and more!

>>57465501
im right there with ya anon, its all just top keks at the end of the day

>>57465501
comedies are tragedies

>>57465476
You don't need the yuan to step in as a reserve currency in order to dedollarize.

>>57465479
>best economy ever
>rate cuts soon
yea no thanks, spy 600-700 eoy

>>57465550
>>best economy ever

>SBUX gapped up on missed earnings and bad guidance
bro what is this market

>>57465550
We don't want restrictive real rates, now do we? :^)

>>57465284
Sike. Itll go back above $30 the next time it splits. For a short while anyway.

>>57465520
sorry bobo the jews have stepped in
when retail is negative, the market crashes to the upside

>>57465555
Checked. Also SBUX is getting hit by an anti-Israel boycott. I'll let you fill in the blanks.

>CPI up 0.3% MoM.
>Bond yields going down.
Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it...

Lmao inflation is like 20% a year

This is some prime slurping opportunity here

>>57465566
my boycott started when they started asking for tips.

>>57465520
>Stocks down 1 percent
>bobo still red
top kek, been there

>>57465566
Checked. Synagogue of satan will really suffice in this case.

>>57465579
Exactly. As a member of the Jewish community you understand what's going on.

>SUSS Microtec

>the more i learn about the stock market the less money i start making
its over

>>57464511
like, P/E ratio? lmao

>>57465575
Only according to the McChicken index.

>>57465579
my boycott started when they started being really loud about being pro-faggot

>>57465592
>*Tips Kippah*

>>57465598
Literally like that

>INTC -14.7%
Seethin' and copin' and thinkin' and prayin'

tough trading yet again today. contracts are expensive, MMs are hesitant to fill orders at the mid price, unsure of market direction. technicals out of whack because of all the giga pumping the past few weeks and now with todays mini dump the moving averages are all jacked. Daddy Jerome ominously waiting to heem traders today... Im thinkin' early lunch today

>>57465610
That too...im in ca, fucking racial gay flags everywhere.

someone bake or i'll make a half assed thread and get bitched at even though the person who bitches at me accuses me of laziness for making a more minimalist thread didn't even fucking bake

Is there a good reason not to have my credit card auto withdraw from my brokerage account?

>>57465617
Not today it isn't. or do you mean ROK?

I think we should cut the bakers salary in half

>>57465575
you mean the fed lies to our faces and tells us inflation is going down while it costs 80% of the average american paycheck from a 40 hour a week job to pay rent and utilities/food? lmao

baked
>>57465646
>>57465646
>>57465646

>>57465630
>he considered baking

>>57465579
>>57465610
>drinking negro bean jew juice
NGMI

>>57465640
No, I mean since I bought.

>>57465566
Checked
Down with SBUX

>>57465617
Thought and prayers