/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57421505
Does that mean you don't get to wear those cool 'I'm a forklift operator' t-shirts?

>>57421505
just apply for the next one crybaby

someone post forklift operator memes to cheer up anon. I would but I'm on my phone

>>57421505
lmao.

>>57421505
Requires certification buddy. Start with work in a warehouse and suck some dick if you want to operate a forklift

>>57421528
op just apply for the next one crybaby also bruh you should join the chad movement we will show the normies who really has the biggest cock i can help you get an 87 inch hog like mine with my training program

got an email where they said they choose someone else. It's fucking joever, I'm going to rope tomorrow

>>57421546
this is an actual unironical chatgpt post isn't it

>>57421505
There's always indoor shrimp farming

>>57421559
this is truly an act of kek op is such a virgin crybaby he is going to join the chad movement to get a bigger dick than mine i don't know how long it will take because i have a huge cock

>>57421513
you can still wear them
who the fuck is going to know

>>57421588
The same way Metallica fans recognize posers. Instinctively.

Did you told them you %100 this shit?

>>57421619
>Metallica fans recognize posers
you are kidding, right?

>>57421532

>>57421505
Just pull yourself up by your firm handshakes and apply for another forklift operator job. Crybaby.

>>57421505
I hope you had a DUI since a mongo could literally operate a forklift

>>57421890
they took someone else, probably not me cause I'm fresh off the course.

>>57421505
theyll be plenty more anon. Get certified, then get clean, bing bang boom.

>>57421505
this is why you have to vote for Donald Trump

>>57421505
cheer up, it will get better

>>57422089
No. This is exactly whyyy you don't vote for trump! UAW!!! UAW!!! UAW!!!

>>57421505
I feel so sorry for you, anon.
Had the same thing happen to me 3 months ago. They didn't like that I was unemployed for a while and that my last job was in accounting. They told me to my face that I'll just go back to accounting. I was suicidal after that because I couldn't get an accountant job. As my money ran out and suicide was near I actually got an accounting job making 72k a year. I was unemployed for 20 months. I'm telling you God himself helped me get this job. Didn't want me to kill myself for some unknown reason. So please anon! You'll make it. Hold on to any hope you have. It will be hard but you can do it. Fuck those horrible people who didn't want to hire you.

>>57422510
i hear ya man i was in a similar situation with my accounting job it really sucked when they told me that i'd just go back to that but you gotta hang in there things are gonna get better just keep your head up god is with you and he's gonna help you out i mean look at me now i got a kickass accounting job making 72k a year and it's all thanks to the lord

just the water?

>>57422525
I know it is a joke to you. I just have no other explanation for it. Just as I run out of money I actually get a good job. The odds are pretty far out there. I have no explanation but that I got help from the Lord himself. It was hard to accept and I don't expect others to believe it. Faith is after all rather personal.

>>57422554
God’s plan unravels itself in the perfect timing as long as we continue to be faithful and trust in Him. Despair is the work of satan. We do not have to grant him any power, as he certainly has none over God. The Lord will provide. Pray, fast, repent, and have patience. We must suffer in His name to become who we are meant to be.

>>57422590
god’s plan unravels itself in the perfect timing as long as we continue to be faithful and trust in him despair is the work of satan we do not have to grant him any power as he certainly has none over god the lord will provide pray fast repent and have patience we must suffer in his name to become who we are meant to be

>>57422604
god's plan unravels itself in the perfect timing as long as we continue to be faithful and trust in him despair is the work of satan we do not have to grant him any power as he certainly has none over god the lord will provide pray fast repent and have patience we must suffer in his name to become who we are truly meant to be

>>57422604
You have no sway over the power of The Lord Jesus Christ, son of The God Most High. You are less than nothing. I rebuke you in His name. Be gone.

>>57421505
I got rejected for a job as a barista.

>>57421505
What state are you in? Ill get you a job at my terminal, faggot.

>>57421505
>>57421513
>not shirt certified
>>57421588
No he can't

>>57423088
Also even women know the value of a forklift operator, you really fucked up OP

>>57421505
Couldnt find the special hose to refill the tires?

>>57423119
Forgot to add image, too busy thinking about my important job. Might stick my dick in wifey tonight.
t. Union forklift operator

>>57422510
Imagine kys over an accounting job

>>57421505
Ok real talk, were you applying as an outside hire or do you already work at this place? Places like hiring from within depending on the role.

>>57422621
>Chatgtp IS God

you're going to be okay bro.

>>57423184
More likely it’s shitty little demons communicating through the programming. That’s why it couldn’t answer me when I rebuked it in Christ’s name. The antichrist may reveal himself in an AI software, but Christ will squash all who would sully His glorious name.

>>57423320
>it's ok that you're not ok now because there will come some other moment later before you die where you are ok

>>57421588
>you can still wear them
>who the fuck is going to know
Stolen valor

>>57423142
You don't want to kill yourself because you can't get an accounting job. You want to kill yourself because you feel your life has hopelessness.

>>57421505
forklift operator is a high status job. you have to be a chad to get accepted

do you want a job LARPing as a fat girl on OnlyFans? i need more chatters

>>57424568
whats the pay like?

>>57421505
Don't worry bro, there's tons more and one will eventually hire you. Maybe look at some that pay a little less to get some experience and then try again in six months.
Also, check out Ryder, they're all over and always, always hiring. They typically have better pay for warehouse jobs and most of them offer a 20% shift differential for being on nights. I made 24 an hour when I worked for them until last year, plus incentive pay.
Don't give up anon, plenty of money to be maid out there so you can keep investing.

>forklift operator
At least you're still alive and not cut in half, Anon.

>>57421513
As long as you are certified, nobody can take your manhood away from you.

>>57424953
so he has no penis? why even live

>>57421505
the easiest way to get on a forklift is working at a grocery store

>>57425073
But you don't learn shit in a grocery store. I don't really know much about how things are in the USA, but in here, the "training" tells you nothing about how to actually do your job, load a trailer, a container, well how to build a fucking pallet so you need to learn from your more experienced colleagues. And a lot of people just doesn't want to be bothered with this.

>>57424953
What its meant for

>>57423119
Truth

>>57423088
based mover

broootal

>>57421559
its all so tiresome (this could also have been written by chatgpt btw, it really is profoundly depressing)

>>57424568
you can get jeets to do that on fiverr for far less than any sentient white person

>>57421513
Just wear this one instead.

>>57421505

Anons, in all seriousness -- steel your resolve. All we can do is go out there and fight every day

I went from having my own business to having a shit contract gig because of covid. Worked my way back to making near six-figs in an entirely different industry. Got turned down in the 2nd/3rd/4th interview stage repeatedly in that timeframe.

Not going to lie to you and say 'it gets better' or any of that gay shit, but just keep putting yourself through the bullshit and eventually you will come out on the other side

And, as always, death to doomer demoralization faggots

>>57424997

>>57424997
You seriously don’t enjoy ANYTHING else?

>>57421505
>on fucking forklift operator job
You were aiming for the top, trying to grab too much, you need to lower your expectations son. The fork lift job is for the illegals coming across the border.

>>57430177
he also has no legs and only one arm and has to shit and piss into a bag that is attached to his body and others have to clean the bag for him and he will be dependent on others forever