/biz/ - Business & Finance

I think we better just come to terms with the fact TSLA is going to $0.00 a share.

Die Tesla die

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Oh God. What have I done?
I bought SAVE like a dumb fuck.

AMD and NVDA will close GREEN.

>>57418709
My bitcoin stock doin a lil sum

Pretty sure CRBP pajeet is still underwater

L V M H
Q L D

That's all you have to buy each month.

WERE IN BEARRRR MARKETTTTTTTTT
STOCKFUNDINGDOTCOM TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING WE GOT ALL THE SHORT SELLS

Guys, no one's picking up the phone at David Soxl's office again....

HELFY is up 3% with a volume of 868
Not 868,000
Just 868

>>57418728
You did it for le epic squeeze bro, wagmi.

>>57418733
I bought his bags.

>>57418733
What in tarnation?

>>57418728
>buying a meme stock ever

27 minutes left for the joe texas deadline

WE TOLD YOOUUUUUUU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

OUTTA. MY. WAY.
MUMU. FUCKING. SHITS.

>>57418728
>Dying game store
>Dying retail store
>Dying airline

Man every time I listen to "Marketplace" I think "yup. Hitler was right about the jews."

BUDDY
LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER!!!

>>57418780
Here, have a webm

I liquidated.

>intc

I keep forgetting SAVE is Spirit. What a fucking ghetto airline.

Oil bros our time is coming

>>57418783
Well to be fair, he doesn't have a monopoly on hating them. They have a long and rich history.

THE BIG CRASH IS FINALLY HERE. TOTAL MUMU DEATH. SEX-HAVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH. -20% ON MONDAY CONFIRMED

>>57418791
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>57418796
how are we feeling about cvx?

>>57418793
Soul Plane is a pretty funny movie. It has Snoop Dogg *and* Tom Arnold.

>>57418791
NOOOO MY PERFECT BLONDE HAIRED MUSICAL WAIFU YOU CANT JUST DEFILE HER WITH GENERATIVE AI, I WILL WRITE MY CONGRESSMAN ABOUT THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57418791
how come you sd-picture fucks are not yet banned?

This could be the last SMG ever

>>57418748
my mother-in-law gave us a hello fresh box with three meals in it. They were okay; nothing special and pretty heavy meals. I don't understand why you would subscribe for cooking ingredients instead of looking up the recipe and going to the grocery store. Their advertising on youtube is insane though

>>57418816
>implying these are AI generated and not actual photos
kys

BUDDY
YOU COULDVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO

>>57418790
i sold when the market opened and was still green and bought back in with only 5% of my cash. 95% sidelined. I finally timed the market right. Let it all burn.

>>57418788
Already had it but thanks, you're doing God's work.

Also checked.

>>57418820
SD wishes it could generate shit that realistic

I'll apply for a janitorial position next time the applications are open.
There is too much disrespect of etiquette going on here lately.
I will happily do it for free as long as you disrupting fucks are gone.

>>57418807
Own it don't trade it.

>>57418839
THE DOWS UP 30 POINTS
WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT
WOAHHHHH

>>57418828
Pure laziness and lack of imagination.

>>57418859
TAKE EM ALLLLL OUTTTTTT

>>57418828
Yes, I received HELFY gift cards, so I've been following the company a bit since then. The gift card experience is horrible. Most of the meals are... fine, more effort than they're worth. Also, the "servings" are pretty small. I've been getting 2 servings of 2 meals per box, and I end up eating both servings just by myself. I'm not even a fat guy or anything
The little individual packets of ingredients are kind of nice to work with though

Give me a buying oppertunity.

yeah just kidding guys false alarm nothings ever gonna happen
its gonna be 2030 and the spy will still be at $488

>>57418828
instead of having to assemble the meal i can just go to the grocery store and buy a ready made meal that I can throw into the oven

>>57418862
I find most people don't have basic cooking skills, it helps a lot of these people to make dinner like a lego set.

>>57418852
my dad would love this picture

my holdings are up today. not sure what you guys are shitposting about. maybe you're just bad at this whole trading thing.

INTC looks pretty slurpable right now.

if it's really the jews that's keeping the market from going down, then I'm converting

>>57418901
the jews will switch sides whenever it benefits them

>>57418898
I'm holding in a lot of peepee right now. I might doomp it later

>WHAAAT AMD'S REVENUE IS HALF OF NVDA'S AT ONE FIFTH THE VALUATION?!?!?!?
>AAAAAAAAAAA BUT THEIR HECKIN PE IS SO HECKIN HIGH BECAUSE OF DECLINED EARNINGS IT WILL NEVER GO UP AGAIN NOOOOOOOO
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK AT THE LONG TERM PROSPECTS I'M A DUMB FUCKING RETARD WHO ONLY LOOKS AT THE CURRENT PE AND BASES HIS DECISION ON WETHER IT IS HIGH OR LOW!!!
>THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF INTC STOCK BECAUSE THEY'RE HECKIN CHEAPERINO!!! WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THEY'RE A GARBAGE COMPANY AND ARE GONNA TANK?!?!??! AMD'S PE IS HECKIN OVER A HECKIN BILLION!!!

WOHAAHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY

Japan's stock market is outperforming SP500

>>57418907
sounds like they know how to make money
I'm gonna visit my local synagogue

top singal

>>57418927
Warren Buffett wins agan

>>57418788
That demonstrates how most really successful entrepreneurs think. It's actually a great webm. It's pretty much:
>eh we'll try this weird thing I have in my head out. I don't really care what anyone else thinks. Hopefully it works. If it doesn't, oops.
To run a successful business you need the nonchalance of a person standing in a room full of people going "the goongas are key to all of this."

>>57418852
I love the idea that Nazi UFOs would need livery. Like they don't want to be mistaken for all those allied UFOs flying around Antarctica.

THE SHIT AND POOP 500 IS OFFICIALLY TOPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SHIT HAS HIT THE POOP
I REPEAT..THE SHIT HAS HIT THE POOP

>>57418927
don't tell anyone this yet. still building my position

and wallah

just like that we're red for the day

>>57418888
Publix is pretty based for this. A full serving of salmon, vegetables, and rice for $8. It's the same price as buying a salmon fillet and all you have to do is throw it in the oven. If you get one without any sauces added you escape the seed oil salesman as well.

I will become a senator and introduce legislation that bans algos from trading.

>>57418945
bro i cant afford 8 dollars for one meal that needs to be 5-8 meals minimum

>>57418927
Wait'll Chink retail investors rugpull it.

>>57418890
Yeah, true. I just think a lot of people are also too damn lazy to go to the grocery store or pick out their ingredients, so if you can afford a service like HF they'd rather just do that. I've tried a couple of HF deliveries but like the other anon said they were really nothing special (though the food was good and the ingredients were fresh).

We defeated the Jews who are keeping their hands under the market, bobo bros!!
We have battled so hard today, but we've come through. We outsmarted them!!! Their protections and cheating failed, hedgies on suicide watch, reversed short ladder attack defeated

>>57418946
You have a trading algo in your head. You just don't realize it.

>>57418946
>getting a political mandate
Not with this attitude young man.

>>57418934

>>57418946
let me know how much pfizer and blackrock pays for your election campaign and fundraiser events

TSLA bros if we break this we are going down to 160

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>"We're in a nigger market folks! Forget about the DXYs and the VIXs and the SPXs. It's all about who can jew the jews and nigger the nigs while simultaneously fucking every faggot in the ass."
What did Mannarino mean by this?

SPY DOWN
BOIL UP
THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK

Should I just buy 50 BLK and wait till it hits 925?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
JEROME PLEASE FIX THIS

>>57419015
>he does not already own 1,000 BLK shares
NGMI

nevermind looks like the selling is over
back to being bored

applesisters, do people just not like phones anymore?

>>57418967
how do i improve my algo

>>57419015
We only buy memes here. Bunch of SAVE avaliable for a low low price.

Is the market really selling off because of this image? Serious replies only.
>>57418921

Buy intel you fools

>>57418940
>THE SHIT AND POOP 500 IS OFFICIALLY TOPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THE SHIT HAS HIT THE POOP
>I REPEAT..THE SHIT HAS HIT THE POOP

it's over mumu
the sun shall swallow up the earth
every last nigger kike jew faggot subsumed within the burning flesh of Sol, our creator; our god.

Get that ass up in the air bitch...

>>57419027
>wasn't born into money
Nobody GMI

>>57419038
Not buying your bags.

>>57419043
imagine the smell

I can sell calls
Plot a pee poo line
'Cause a country frog can survive
Country frogs will surrrrvvvviiiiiiiivveeeeee

>>57418742
Used this as a buy signal.

>>57419048
WHY DID I NOT SELL?!

*cleans dreck off the bottom of my boots*
Woops, looks like I stepped on a share of INTC

>>57419000
Trips of outcrabbing the crabs

why does the market give us these really easy to buy dips
i just buy 0dtes and wait 10 minutes and win every single time

Who here wants to short Natgas with 2€ margin position = 19,66 Trade-Size (10x leverage) for
-16,62€ overnightfees? I mean you pay 16,62 for holding a position that gives you 1 cent per pip. Over a weekend it is 3x16,62€.

I risked it all on intel, all or nothing calls and I lost so I'm going to kill myself
goodbye

>>57419114
Anon no, just roll them forward

>>57419083
Are you selling calls or what? Generally the fees aren't worth the effort of the expiring options.

>>57419114
You are a gambler and should seek help

Fuck, that pussy is tight...

>>57419114
*yawn* another fake LARP
stream it or gtfo

>>57419121
what fees a few pennies is nothing to make an easy 50% on nothing

>>57419114
it's just money, bro, chill

Ok I think it found the bottom...

DCA'ing into chinese etfs is so fucking tempting. No way theyre just going to subdue the chinese economy forever.

What the fuck does IBM's Watsonx do. Is it like some RAG-in-a-box with LLMs? Seems retarded if it's limited to local Llama models

>>57419114
keep living bro you can work for a few months and try again
the thrill of feeling like you are gonna make it is worth it because really none of us make it in the end

>>57419114
Why didn't you look at the year chart and conclude they aren't worth it until $35 a share?

>>57419144
I hope you can hold those bags for at least 20 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Decades

>>57418709
>Waiting For The Big One Edition

I'm crabbing so hard this month it's unreal.

NO DIPS ALLOWED
NO DIPS ALLOWED
NO DIPS ALLOWED
NO DIPS ALLOWED
NO DIPS ALLOWED

>>57419156
If you had done the same into japanese stocks and held until today youd be a disgusting richfag. Ill hold for 20 years, plenty of leftover cash every month

>>57419114
unironically do this
>>57419114

what's the best data source for information on labor costs and building construction costs? Is that still FRED?

>>57419134
Yeah no one can just make 50% easy like that. You would be the richest person in the world very quickly. Only thing you can do with expiring options is trade a lot of them to make a couple cents on every share.

>>57419173
to be fair its kinda bear flagging

>>57419173
holy fuck, must be the jews

>>57419147
>keep living bro
>you can work
are you trying to get him to an hero?

>>57419173
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THIS MARKET

>>57419114
unironically do this
>>57419085

>>57419182
0dtes are risky i could buy and they could instantly die in one candle
but the market is very predictable right now
buy any red candle and your win rate is like 80% in the next 5-10 mins

almost perfect cup on Oil, pretty much exactly 2 hours. 11:15 to 13:15 EST.

>>57419164
No fun allowed

>>57419185
I just want a chill -10% day, is that so much to ask

>>57419174
Even if you theroetically could time the bottom perfectly in 2008 or 2003, you would have only made a 3x on your principal. Meanwhile the S&P 500 from 2008 to today made a 15x return. You are a moron that has no idea what he's talking about.

>>57419193
just bought $100k worth of 0dte calls, we'll see if you're right

>>57419204
good things come to those who wait, my incel brother. You will be rewarded in time.

>>57419200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

>>57419204
if the market drops 5% between now and some time in the future i will not say because jews are watching i will literally get a lambo
>>57419210
congrats on your free money high roller bro

>>57419057

>>57419173
>>57419184
Nice bear flag anon. Or should i zoom in?

AMD is gonna hit $200 AH Tuesday.

Checkem'

>>57419210
You are supposed to have the shares and sell the calls.

>>57419222
its a really long bear flag dude
remember stairs up elevator down

>>57419223
>223

>>57419220
>congrats on your free money
thanks. 488 strike, paid 30cents each

>>57419227
gay

>>57419235
this dudes gonna make hundreds of thousands of dollars today

>>57419206
We are at the chinese bottom you absolute fucking idiot

>>57419229
Oh i see what your saying now, yeah that's a giant hanging hockey stick, like the btc dump from 60k

Stocks go up.

>>57419230

>>57419235
sell

>#OOTT | Oil Algorithms That Spurred Recent Gains Need Help For Next Leg Higher - BBG

>>57419272
alright sold, made $15k

Buy FBR.
Thank me later.

kek, look at OIL

>>57419281
Generally people post a picture. It could of course be faked, but your I won the lottery larp is pretty dumb.

>>57419281
yay you won easy day
by sell i meant move up your stop but thats fine
did you know that in most years if you just make that one trade and never trade again for the rest of you year you outperform the market?

>>57419293
Look at fucking what. It isn't doing anything.

Give me something cheap to accumulate slowly. Something I can buy a few shares every week and just hold for a year.

>>57419313

>>57419323
SPY.

>>57419323
AQB's looking pretty slurpable

>>57419323
ibm

>>57419323
I told you.

>>57419323
PUMP
BYON

>>57419335
Interesting, I wonder what the bull thesis is for this coming back to it's double digits?

>>57419336
>Give me something cheap to accumulate slowly
>Give me something cheap
>Something cheap
>cheap

>IBM
>$186.68

Try again.

>>57419361
if you cant buy 3 shares of ibm a week you shouldnt even be alive

>-12.10%
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>Come after me, and I will make you fishers of men.

Soxl looking good rn frfr

Despite all the squirming the Americans have a king and his name is Jamie Dimon.

OIL BROS

WTF WAS THAT

>>57419343
Were you the guy saying TCS?

NO OIL NIGGERS
SUCK DICKS FOR FREE

>>57419381
What do you mean it's doing anything >>57419313

>>57419390
>>57419313
Are you niggas stuck on a 15-minute delayed feed or something?

>>57419381
>>57419389
>>57419390
>>57419399
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57419387
No. I'm the guy that told you to buy JPM below $100.

Crash when?

>>57419368
Do not overconcentrate. There are no sure bets in this game.

>>57419409
BASED ToS operator, here's my flexible grid.

FUCK YOU KOLDERS

>>57419323
TSLA

>>57419413
crab is the new crash

>>57419387
No, that'd be me. I don't know whether it'll hit $1 or $2 next, but I think $2 and it's not like The Container Store is going out of business.

>>57419413
There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you want to watch anon

>>57419399
I literally posted >>57419326

>>57419435
SOLD MINE
MADE MONEY
GOING TO BUY MORE SOON

WERE IN BEARRRRR MARRKEETTTTT

>>57419399
When I was looking yes it spiked but it was flat for the day. That said I was only looking at cnbc and I don't know the delay. Don't normally follow oil so close.

>talked to a financial advisor (male)
>stocks in financial Holocaust
I’m ngmi it seems

>>57419444
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

>>57419446

>>57419412
Must've been someone else but that is/was good advice.
>>57419365
I mean, I could... but I was looking for a 10x banger over the next few years.

Any options gamblers trying bank earnings on Monday?

>>57419444
Whats the path to the true kill screen?

>>57419303
i lied, i didn't sell because i got greedy. i'm down $50k now. what should i do?

>>57419447
I don't keep dossiers on other posters.

>>57419465
Post screenshot

>>57419462
ibm could be a 10x banger
zoom out and look at how sideways its been for 20 years
i think ibm is a sleeper that will be among the next class of companies rising with the ai wave
ibm is pretty the definition of a sleeper and probably one of the better companies to buy that isnt one of the overhyped chip makers or a current mag7 stock

>>57419455
I do not understand your post.

>>57419446
>ExxonMobil
>in a crude move

>>57419453
Yeah, generally >futures feeds on places like CNBC have a 10 or 15 minute delay so you gotta check the timestamps on the bottom of the chart.

>>57419465
well you got fucked buddy you had the win in front of you and you pissed it away

>>57419412
JPM was last at $100 in late 2020.
What have you done for us lately?

>I vote we execute this slime

>>57419432
Nice, always have my top left with no studies, meme lines are cool. Blast all function is dope too.

INTCel chads what the FUCK was that?
Pink wojak screaming.jpg

The stock moved so nicely, now this. What even happened? Now im red again. The next time this motherfucker breaks even ima sell this bitch, I’m fucking DONE - long time hodler btw

Cattle is also again back on the track of going up. And cocoa is unstoppable. lmao.

>>57419464
>i thought i was going to be the first stock market kill screen and then i had 3 fireballs trap me, i had the hammer in my hand, they still got me, so anything can happen in stock market

>>57419485
your "strategy" is retarded

>>57419478
biz journos get bored and do this stuff all the time

>>57419486
>What have you done for us lately?
I just told you.
Take it or leave it.

i hope guys took my advice to open a OPTIONS general. I dont see one, huge fuck up guys

Next week is insane in terms of big earnings. You understand how much buzz and fun the threads would have generated? I can't believe you guys let 69pizzabuffet cryto cucked your board.

You can still repent before it's too late. Start one TODAY.

"If you post, they will come"

>>57419489
>The next time this motherfucker breaks even ima sell this bitch
>the next time
>next time
>next

>>57419478
yeah its awesome, look at the other pic for JnJ

>>57419491
i've watched this doc a dozen times. gonna go to funspot in march. i assume you saw this when it came out a month ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PySD_FiEl5c

>>57419499
haha yes I see you marked my stocks red, did you hack my brokerage account?

>>57419489
Intel is a $35 stock with a $45 stock mask on.

>>57419494
get fucked

>>57419470
Then smash the like button, subscribe and click on the bell for further notifications.

>only green in my portfolio are BABA and ADM

>>57419472
I'll research more. Do you buy LEAPs?

>>57419499
Buy the FAAGMAN dip.

>>57419511
all the red ones are tech tranny stocks tho

>>57419446
I stand with the Board

How do I get a whole board room fired?
LUV (southwest) should be making money hand over fist but board incompetence along with C suite being filled with morons isn’t making the stock improve

I would have made money or at least not have lost so much if I just held my position.

It's meme-able, too.

>>57419500
You said fbr and Intel. At this point you are just throwing stocks at a wall to see what sticks.

>>57419514
>get fucked
i already am. taking on big losses today

>>57418733
WERE SO BACK

>>57419540
They have to run the company to near bankruptcy in order for a CHANCE at ousting.
t. Guy working at one of said companies

>>57419472
how's HPE then? I'd assume its in the same boat as IBM
All I know is they're both overrun by pajeets

>>57419556
I wish this stuff waited a few months. Just got a new job in December. Great pay but I wanted to pay off some debt before heavy investing.

>>57419499
>>57419528
Buy the LRCX and ACMR dips.

>>57419446
>don't have any available capital left to buy XOM
aw shoot

>>57419509
>uploaded 1 month ago
lmao, youtubers still milk this fraudster and will do so for years to come.

>>57419548
I told you to buy INTC all through 2023, yes.

>>57419521
This is why there's the "buy low" part of "buy low, sell high".

>>57419580
Don't you feel that was a mistake?

>>57419586
Didn't you make money out of that?

>>57419156
HSI as at 2000 levels, sorry you're too blind to see that China has already had It's lost decades.

>>57419509
i actually watched the OG King of Kong when it was new when I was in high school. I picked a quote from Walter Day as my senior quote.
>l wanted to be a hero. l wanted to be the center of attention. l wanted the glory. l wanted the fame. l wanted the pretty girls to come at me and say, "Hi. l see that you're good at Centipede."

i ended up rewatching it recently after they settled the lawsuit and watched the video you posted a week or 2 ago.

>>57419566
no reason not to buy them too if your research tells you to
i dont like hp personally

>>57419592
No I was unemployed. Last year until December. Also you are still saying buy it. I think it is a trash company.

Bobros ... are you eating good rn?

>>57419611
Do as you wish.

>>57419323
KTRA

>China tightens access to offshore investment funds as domestic market founders

Not even the Chinese want their stocks.

>>57419621
Gained 5 pounds after getting a new job and being able to afford food. But if you mean stocks my brokerage account is too lean.

maybe someday poor little AMZN will get back to ATH. so sad.

>>57419472
>IBM
>AI sleeper
Doubt it. IBM is a permacrab stock, their AI slop never seemed to move the needle.

>>57419604
>"Hi. l see that you're good at Centipede."
good shit. i might start Robert Mruczek posting in the future

>>57419499
Secular decline.

>>57419654
its a permacrab stock until it isnt
also they are a huge company go have a look you might be surprised how big they are for being so out of public eye
either way thats part of my thesis on it being a good long-term buy for me
its held its value for 20 years. not many tech companies can say that, and now they stand to profit big from the ai wave if they deliver

Is it best to focus on stocks or use that money to start selling on Amazon? Want to form an s corp.

>>57419581
Sage wisdom to live by.

>>57419633
After several years of bleeding out? No surprise. But that means you have a gigantic pile of repatriation cash on the sidelines.

>>57419672
best for what?

>>57419501
How do I short this anon?

>>57419660
>Robert Mruczek
i like Robert because he's an accountant and I was too before I got trading. And his accounting prowess shows through in his vidya refereeing. He's no nonsense by the books and left Twin Galaxies because of all the fuckery Walter and Billy were up to

>>57419672
Selling what?

civil war status?

>>57419501
What are your options plays for next week, anon?

Any SOFI bros?

>>57419730
the market says nothingburger

Saving $10 at the grocery store suddenly feels a lot more pointless after you lose $2,000 in a single day

>I have inadvertently become overweight Brazilian equities
Thanks PBR

Why does PBR keep going up and up? What is the bull.thesis?

>>57419704
>>57419722
Hard to respond cause I'm getting a spam warning talking about Amazon. Basically the money can't go to both so one or the other. I'm not saying the product. Just that it is something better than what is on there.

Sold some AMAT and PANW for some long term gains. They could easily keep pumping but I've missed too many sell opportunities to keep them.

>>57419751
I rage at supermarket prices but don't feel anything when my portfolio drops 5-6 paychecks worth.

>>57419730
Scotussed

tell me why I shouldn't buy 10k of INTC right now

This is the last time I buy options.
The theta decay fucking blows.
I bought puts this morning at market open and I'm still not green even when we just made a new low.

>>57419796
spreads bro

>>57419501
>Next week is insane in terms of big earnings.
hahahah

>>57419751
What are you in on

lol

>>57419791
To hold how long? DCA.

>>57419796
Wtf, are those 0dte?

>>57419800
How complex do you run yours?

>>57419796
Maybe don't buy 0DTEs

>>57419807
years, I'm very long term

>>57419796
skill issue

>>57419808
>>57419812
1DTE expiring Monday. I never play 0DTE.

>>57419751
HE'S A
NO
>NO
NO
>NO
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
NIGGER
>NIGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B40_3nufoQ

>>57419811
if youre directional on the market you can just go with dollar wide spreads bro
pick a timeframe that makes sense (at least 3 weeks out) and define where you want to take profit or take the loss and stick to it
at the very least if the market stays sideways youll be fine until it starts to move one way or the other

>>57419796
then sell options

>>57419499
The Fall of the Western Roman Empire

>>57419751
Just eat bread, eggs, sardines, potatoes, rice and cornmeal and your grocery bill will be 10$.

>>57419831
I've always wanted to mess around with spreads... however, I don't want to own the underlying stock and Robinhood (I know, I know), doesn't let you sell calls without the backing.

Do you use a PMCC?

>>57419854
probably should go read about spreads you dont need to own any stock and your risk is defined
thats the whole point of spreads

>>57419866
Checked.

Yes, I'm an idiot... I'm halfway between investing and still learning. Thanks

Sold:
>AAPL
>STM
>TSM
>CVX

Hold:
>PBR
>NVDA

I don't want to gamble or read financial reports any more. Should I go all in on these two companies or just buy funds?

Why yes, the S&P will end above 4900 in the last hour if not at least in the last 5 minutes, how could you tell? (I'm a bear, but c'mon)

>>57419751
>$2,000
I wish...try 10x that

>>57419849
Just drink vodka and wait for it to blow over.

ban namefags from baking

ban fags

ban bakers

>>57419899
>just destroy your health on top of your portfolio and become a total fucking nigger

>>57419849
No fucking way in hell you can 6 items from a grocery store for $10.

>>57419921
ban anime posters

>>57419933
based

anons, where do you read up on what to expect and predictions on company earnings? i want to know if i should be holding on to microsoft and google

>>57419849
Sardines are in those really small containers. Not sure how you can live off them cheap.

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>>57419948
nice almost thought someone beat me to it

>>57419751
>meat isn't on sale today so it's an extra $2
>... no I have enough in to the freezer until next weeks sales
>stock market: lose $5000
>minor setback that's fine

>>57419926
Ok buddy, pound of cornmeal $0.32, can of sardines $0.57, bread $0.80, dozen eggs $1.70, 2lbs potatoes $0.71, 2lbs of rice $1.50

>>57420134
Wtf do you even do with sardines?

I'm going to be raped by a pack of bipocs if it's the last thing I do.

>>57419733
you needed to buy 2-3 weeks ago to do earning plays. i started buying beginning of Jan when i liked the strike price

all expire in feb. plan to sell
5 sbux calls
10 AMD calls
10 msft calls
5 appl puts
1 amzn put
20 BO puts