/biz/ - Business & Finance

NATGAS AND OIL

Doomers have been wrong for 18 months

EVs are a scam

INTC bros, we're up next.

First.

FIFTH FOR BEARISH

>>57409568
And when has that ever stopped a market?

>>57409566
The yield curve says there will be a recession this year and it has been accurate for 80 years

>>57409541
God this image is horrifying

>Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees
>Blizzard president Mike Ybarra leaves the company
>Blizzard chief design officer Allen Adham leaves the company
>Blizzard's previously announced survival game is cancelled

God I hope we get another 1983 tier video game market crash this year or 2025, this was of mass tech layoffs is a lot worse than 2023 kek

>>57409569
Bought some gamble shares. I hope they mention AI atleast 50 times.

the loli stock is on a discount rn

Never been here before. Help me waste my time and money wishing on stars.

>>57409577
>this time it's different, please be different

>everything green
>portfolio still down

Smooth sailing so far, how are you doing anon?

>>57409577
>OH NO my SPY shares will be worth 5% less and then climb another 30%

>>57409594
Verification not required.

>>57409586
I bought a whopping two options for $150 each. I spent $1500 on AMD 90DTE calls. If INTC runs I know AMD is a shoe in.

>>57409621
>homemade faggots

>>57409594
dump 50k into llap in 10 years you will either be an eight figures chad or you will have killed yourself.

>>57409608
Beating my benchmark so far this year (TNA)

>XOM & CVX
I missed the bottom... Loli XOM slurper anon, I have failed you I am sorry.

TSLA has bottomed.

I am still waiting for the big bobo crash. Is it in two weeks ?

>>57409590
I ordered a very expensive cabinet from Wayfair and all I got was a cabinet.

>>57409662
Go for the blackest of black swans: BPT

Breakeven right now's like $85.

>>57409623
>I spent $1500 on AMD 90DTE calls
what strike?

long TSLA, short NFLX, life is good

CPI

>>57409685
That's tragic anon. My experience went much better.

>>57409685
You're supposed to put a delivery address of Little St James.

>>57409611
>OH NO my SPY shares will be worth 5% less
try 50%, cuckold tranny

>get laid off
>notmyfault.wav
>collect unemployment
>mfw farming it for next 26 weeks
>mfw collecting it WHILE i get severance pay
>all because my colleague didn't want to admit he fucked up and ruined our entire network for 3 straight days
Kek

I bought TSLA earlier this month thinking it was the bottom, surely it can't get worse at least

Why doesn't everyone just buy good companies?

>>57409674
TSLA has bottomed the bottom after Elon Musk publicly comes out and says that he is buying. Until Elon Musk comes out and announces that he is buying, it hasn't even come close to hitting bottom.

>>57409738
well that's just silly
also ADMchads we are rising into the close

>>57409715
HAHAHA
Hey listen pal you can buy my bags when SPY is 600 EoY. I'll give you a one dollar discount hahaha

>>57409715
I used to care about the doomposting bobo spam, it was so relentless, i used to have nightmares where i woke up checked my phone and saw my entire stack missing 1-2 entire digits. Then I put in stop loss orders. I don't stress over the market anymore. If it keeps pumping cool, if it crashes whatever. Being sidelined is the worst feeling and completely unnecessary.

>>57409690
>BPT
How does this work explain please?

people buying the mag7 or intel right now should be ashamed, it's simply irresponsible

Aight loaded up on soxs and 50x short leverage on INTC. Ready to blow this account up niggers
Digits I make it

>>57409760
I have 5 1DTE $50 calls on INTC

>>57409654
but anon... that's down ytd... are you up somewhat?

>>57409747
>SPY is 600 EoY.
That's a little bearish projection.

I just can't trust Intel they still suck balls all day because they like them so much. Already had a 30 to 50 run going to drop to 45 tomorrow and then wheeze to 42 and then Biden will support them and then 60 to EOY.

>>57409761
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>57409743
50% ADM, 50% AMD will beat the 50% DENN, 50% DNN portfolio in this coming year.

>>57409760
mag 7 is dead bro. its bussin 6 now.

>>57409692
$210 5/17 EXP, actually was only $1100, the other I put into PG.

>>57409771
FOR SHAME

>market rejection at 2 year high
>everything overbought
>profit reports for stocks like TSLA have only been negative so far
>profit reports for all of reddit and /smg/'s favorite meme stocks like AMD next week
>the AI meme was all that kept the market up
>Jpow saying no cuts (but people are in disbelief)
>next week will CONFIRM no fuckin cuts at the fed meeting
And then, return to nothing

>>57409788
Finna bouta be the sussin' 6 in a couple of weeks fr

>>57409584
>only hire seething 40yo millennial roasties who hate men and have danger hair and watch sailor moon, plus pajeets and trannies
>wtf why is the market shitting and farting?

>>57409757
It pays out a dividend, but only if BP's Prudhoe Bay assets turn a profit. Last quarter that hurdle was like $85/barrel. https://bpt.q4web.com/news-releases/news-details/2024/BP-Prudhoe-Bay-Royalty-Trust-Announces-No-Unit-Payment-for-the-Fourth-Quarter-of-2023/default.aspx

Right now it's trading at like 2.75. So if oil averages $90.50 for a quarter, you literally get a 200% payout.

I've noticed market makers wont let SPY close red even 1 day because if they do that will start the sell off momentum. What a bunch of nigger faggots.

>>57409802
This. -20% next week, guaranteed

I don't want to see a deep recession, with millions and millions of American families struggling to put food on the table that gets blamed on Joe Biden and leads the the resurrection of President Trump. That would be a terrible thing for the LGPTQ+ and migrant communities.

>>57409772

MAGA

>>57409802
The market is pricing in 6 SIX cuts THIS YEAR. Absolutely delusional. We'll get one cut at most. We maybe have six cuts within the next 5 years.

>>57409802
>market rejection at 2 year high
except it set a new ath? so its just cooling off from that and will continue from here.

>>57409474
that's what i thought, bought 1 share and it started dumping.
>>57409584
we need it, tired of the slop coming out of AAA studios.
>>57409682
market is still overvalued mumu.

The cuts are in.

I don't understand how the p/e can be over 1400 and the stock continues to rise. Are we expecting AMD to announce they've constructed an Dyson Sphere around Proxima Centauri or something?

>>57409752
>gaps down 38% during Jew hours

>>57409868
>AMD to announce they've constructed an Dyson Sphere around Proxima Centauri
Uh... how did you get this inside information?

>>57409868
Forward P/E can be lower that current P/E if earnings are growing. Earnings can grow because they'll have more revenue, better margins, less money sunk into shit like capex, any number of things.

i know a lot of people made money from tsla puts i wasn't able to get them cause i was busy. are there any other free money earnings plays coming up?

>>57409868
What part of new paradigm are you not understanding?

>>57409868
All that induced money had to go somewhere.

>>57409881
INTC in 4 minutes

>>57409855
>so its just cooling off
Dumb beartard, it's the new paradigm.

>>57409877
>Earnings can grow
By like 100x?

>>57409870
This. It's so Galway Metals how stop losses don't trigger during extended hours trading.

>>57409868
It's called a bubble. Short now for free money.

>>57409887
puts or calls?

>>57409903
calls

RECOVERY NOW
POWER TWO MINUTES GO

>>57409870
and that's why my stop limit is well above 38%. They'd have to predict my exact range to yoink my bags which is unlikely, as is the entire market falling like a shitcoin getting jeet rugged 90% by a single sell and missing my stop limit window entirely if it's "organically" crashing.

>>57409892
If they were pulling in $0.01 per share while sinking $0.99 per share into capex or being retards or something, yeah, you'd see a 100x. Even if the share price and revenues are fuckhuge relative to that.

>bobos
CHUMPATIZED

Might watch Classroom of the Elite. Is it any good?

DOWN go DOWN

BOBO??

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57409590
>No oppai loli stocks with gigantic growth

I sleep, wake me up when certain stocks pump up huge pairs of tits

>>57409932
+0.43%
kinda crabbish except for 1 stock which did alright

>>57409929
wait till tomorrow. That will be the start.

>>57409932

>>57409924
It really isn't. I couldn't remember anything from season 2 and trying to rewatch was too painful. Cool idea and some nice boobas, but it's kind of dull.

>>57409932
+1.27%

>>57409932
+.15%. Would have been +.3 but I had to xfer some money to pay a delinquent bill.

>AAPL -0.17%
yeah I'll sell tomorrow

>>57409932
>-0.03%
>YTD: -2.21%

I'm gonna need the senate to get off its ass and ban Russian uranium NOW. It's a threat to our national security or something.

INTC LOL

ZOOMING IN ON INTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>INTEL

>>57409932
1%

>>57409941
Futes scalping off VWAP?

>>57409932
first day back trading in 9 months, started with selling my tsla put, adding some AMD and PG options, awaiting INTC results on ATM calls. Not bad. Beats what I make wagin'

LMAO I told you INTCucks. -20%

>INTCEL

>>57409924
It's alright, felt like an inferior OreGairu though and maybe I'm an idiot but I struggled to remember who was who since there were so many fucking characters (I feel like at least half the class was an actual character then you had randoms from other classes on top of that)

>>57409932
-0.4% (unrealized)

>>57409907
Are you okay anon? How are you feeling?

Well, anons? Is it?

>>57409932
Today = +1.5%
Week = +2.7%

What is Intel doing...

>>57409973
Have they had any other major screw ups since spectre/meltdown?

>>57409694
I wish I were half as brave as you.

>>57409761
>>57409932
Fine :)

>>57409962
>-20%
If only...

>>57409972
It was only a grand so I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

FUCK YOUR SOXL CALLS FAGGOTS

>>57409915
It doesn't matter what you set your pitiful little "stop" to when it rugs during hours that you are not able to trade unless HOOD is your brokerage and you only trade on the 24 hour markets. (sweet dreams, NIGGER!)

they never listen

>Here is the 2008 Guinness Book of World Records Gamer's Edition where Tony Temple's 1.9 million point world record Missile Command score was achieved on the INVALID FAST CURSOR 4 INCH TRACKBALL SETTING

I resent the fact that I have to pay taxes.

>>57409997
It does because it means they cannot leave me with less cash than I'm willing to part for them with. I will simply hold my bags if it drops that sharply outside hours. They'll go back up after the jewening eventually. There's no real risks here.

WHY CAN WE NOT TRADE OPTIONS AFTER HOURS

>>57409892
if it grows by 2, then the pest cut in half. do it doesn't have to grow by 1000x. a growth stock can trade st a high multiple like 30 and be fairly valued

Thanks for playing doomers. It's time to get back to palworld. Also buy some NTDOY enjoy this nice little dip before 18$ EOY

>>57409719
Good job. Knowing how to milk the unemployment system is like having extra fuck you money around. I’ve done it myself three times. Enjoy the time off and relax.

>>57409824
you should be really careful with these, I can't seem to find proper documentation on the agreement, but oftentimes these royalty trusts have a "good by" date. That means once the date is crossed the shares become worthless. The bet is that you make more money than you pay for by the "good by" date. Do you know this date?

>>57409760
>people buying the mag7 or intel right now should be ashamed, it's simply irresponsible
did any of u buy intel calls? confess

>>57410028
1400 / 2 is still 800
1400 / 100 = 14 which is an average megacap value company
Sure it's tech so let's say 50x is enough
That's still wild

>intcels

>SOXL

All Mumus deserve rape without lube.

>>57410022
Ah, ok, that I can see if you have a time horizon that can eat something like a 2000-2013 dip. I should have nooticed the "limit" instead of "loss" too.

After Intel shits the bed on guidance, all semis go blood red, what a fucking surprise.

>>57409932
+0.18%

Pic related is my portfolio daily % movement over the past several years.
Becoming diversified in the past year has made things really... boring.

>>57410067
they will get it tomorrow and next week.
microsoft, google, the list goes on, they will all come out with terrible results and the market will plummet

>>57409932
+1%. That last minute XOM pump really saved it.

>>57409802
Um, sweety. You do know ECB just confirmed rate cut this summer, right?

>>57409738
When holding TSLA one must expect crazy swings when Elon Musk has a sperg out and then the market has a sperg out from his sperg out. In a way it’s almost the perfect stock for 4chan. Will be slurping up more TSLA as funds become available.

I hope you positioned for the meltdown of semis tomorrow

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57410089
And Japan is going to raise theirs. Noone cares about europe ;)

oh no no intcel bros it wasn't supposed to be like this the macd said we were gonna moon tomorrow

>>57410077
they're recovering already. AMD and NVIDIA still above PDC

I know "it's just how it works lol" but it genuinely blows my mind when people see a company like Intel bring in mountains of money and still find a way to twist it into something so bearish that they start selling and buying puts. It happens every fucking time, no one who actually pays attention to the markets should ever be caught off guard by this stuff. And yet here we are. Guaranteed this dip gets reversed so hard.

Just bought some INTC, already up 1.2%

>“We delivered strong Q4 results, surpassing expectations for the fourth consecutive quarter with revenue at the higher end of our guidance,” said Pat Gelsinger, Intel CEO.
Then why the fuck are we dumping??

>>57410074
The lost decade was a sharp drop then a rapid recovery followed by crabbing until the sun burned out. I wouldn't be dipped for a decade.

stay strong intcbros. we did beat earnings after all. day to day is just noise. i'm sure many of you sold calls as well, bobo gloating a 6 pct after hours move is honestly pathetic and desperate behavior

>SOXS
>Postmarket

lol haha

>>57410126
Because their guidance was dogshit you fucking idiot.

>>57410126

>we

Its literally Jews wanting a cheaper price

>>57410134
that´s what tesla fags were saying yesterday

>>57410134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc2Z-OX9wnc

>>57410126
2022 really conditioned a lot of normie faggots to be permadoomer bears, then they got their asses handed to them last year and now they're still trying to make up their losses by, once again, for the 50th time, buying Big Money's puts when they publish scary headlines.

Well.. fuck

>>57410046
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/850033/000119312523072644/d434405d10k.htm#toc434405_4

>>57410147
>muh heckin projection into the future that all i will later beat expectations on

bros ive been reading up on financial astrology. i even ordered a book

i paid money for a financial astrology book.. it might be over for me.

>>57410153
>>57410147
You retards are so incredibly dumb about this stuff it's amazing. You must not ever have time horizons longer than a couple weeks, because that's always how long it takes for these kRaZy moves to shake out and reveal themselves to be complete nothingburgers

>>57410173
I could see myself dumping money into that shit, when they actually did something about their debt and profit margins, not just waiting around for federal money and some fucking plants to be open by 2035.

TO YOUR POINT
>TO YOUR POINT
TO YOUR POINT
>TO YOUR FUCKING DAMN POINT

Literally nothing but bad news ahead for semi bag holders. Asspounding of a lifetime to come

>>57410173
>You must not ever have time horizons longer than a couple weeks
>couple weeks
>2 weeks

>>57410172
That's what that insufferable K-Pop spammer did.

>>57410147
>2.5x YoY is dogshit
Don't just spout nonsense and buzzwords you heard once, retard.

>>57410182
Intel is too intertwined with the US defense apparatus to ever stop receiving billions of dollars in funding. Either way, the rest of the semi sector dumping in unison because Intel.....made 20 billion dollars? is completely fucking absurd

I day trade on a 1 second chart. YOU WILL NOT OUT-DEGENERATE ME

>>57409932
-0.33

>>57410210
Where INTC fails, SKYT will step in.

>>57410210
The market is forward looking. Guidance was terrible. Only thing that could possibly turn it around is something exciting during the call, but their calls are always boring and gay so fat chance of that.

>>57410173
It's not just a small earnings loss that's worrying, it's the broader idea of semis having a pullback. Especially if you're a mid-term investor.

Bets on PCE?

SOXS Chads we're winning.
Fuck all Mumus.

I should be reading financial news but I'm goign to make a new meme instead...

>>57410202
did it make money or go full scizo ?

Why did KLAC dump? In sympathy with shitfuck Intel?

>>57410242
Based SOXS chad

>>57410122
Oopsie poopsie

>>57409608
CUM ulative.

>>57409541
Has INTC ever gone up on earnings?

>>57410089
European stock markets have the same values as in 2007, they are irrelevant.

>>57410243
Anon, it, uh, it already came out.

>>57410249
They also done got earnings https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/KLAC

>>57409907

>>57409326
Holding it doesn't do much but buying it affects the order book.

>>57410274
Not wrong, but the entire continent of Europe exists to pump US stocks.

>>57410230
>Muh guidance was terrible
Seriously you must be new to this because this >>57410171 is what always happens

>>57410232
They beat earnings tho

>>57410078
How do you chart that? Is it your broker's option?

sure looks like a good way to start 2024 and surely not any cracks forming leading to a recession later

>>57410274
My truckloads of LVMH are fine though.

Look at the daily chart on SPY.
Does the same fucking thing every day.
Dump in the morning, pump in the afternoon, close green, pump overnight, dump in the morning. Repeat.

>>57410284
Pic related and yet they dump as hard as INTC did. I fucking hate stocks

>>57410265
The last 3.

>>57410249
All of these are part of SOXL. All of them rose in sympathy with AMD, now they will all fall. A cascade. Just as planned. Just like LCRX and TXN. AMD will suck and fuck and take the entire house of cards down.

>>57410249
>>57410284
Can also see their full report or hop on the webcast here: https://ir.kla.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/470/kla-corporation-reports-fiscal-2024-second-quarter-results

>>57410309
Welcome to Earnings Season.

>>57410299
You know Big Tech is laying people off because they literally don't need them anymore because they're being replaced with AI, right? Unironically bullish as fuck

>>57410323
Wrong it’s because margins are fucked

>>57410304
>not Hermès
Yikes.

>>57410062
>zero fucks given
Good for her

>>57410304
That is a sexy daily candle. Did well on earnings I guess?

>>57410336

>>57410309
It seems whenever a company says anything be it good or bad news they dump and if they maintain no news invisibility they passively pump for eternity. Why do companies even release news?

>>57410351
Because they have to

>>57410345
Yep, good earnings. Though it doesn't really mean anything, it always has good earnings. Sometimes the market simply doesn't react. All in all, it's more often than not a comfy sail.

>>57409932
I lost eight dollars and eighty seven cents. :(

If the yield curve keeps de-inverting at this current rate, it'll be fully back to 0% by the first week of March.
I said for all of last year it would be March 2024.

>Levi Strauss, $LEVI, to cut 10% of corporate workforce, per Bloomberg.

Intel spinning off Altera is a really bad look. really highlights they have no fucking idea what theyre doing

>>57410379
Well done, anon. Hopefully you made money off the bond futures trade you put on.

>>57410122
congrats bro

>>57410386
Saving this frog

Every time I check INTC it's lower.

>>57410381
15%
>
Bloomberg
@business
Levi will cut as much as 15% of its corporate workforce to boost efficiency as new Chief Executive Officer Michelle Gass takes the reins of the denim maker

>>57409932
+1.1%. Adequate.

This is so fucking dumb. The entire sector is selling off for the dumbest reason. Im gonna legit kill myself i have feb 2nd 2-2 soxl calls at $39.

Im just not gonna pay attention to anything till monday morning. Im sure it will turn around. This fuckin thing always does

>>57410386
Real funny anon, except I did even worse than that and shorted Nvideo. The good thing is my short is just red AF but I haven't got liquidated as I have in the past, so at least I learned to play it safe that much.
I'm fully expecting Nvideo to eat multiple severe asswhoops when the recession gets underway. Tech is going to get raped and I am going to come back and laugh at all the bullniggers here who thought the business cycle had ended and muh bidenomics and muh Nvideo flight to safety trade.

>Car manufacturers
>Airlines
>Biotech

Are there any industries you don't even bother following in the least due to a perceived difficulty to make money as a retail investor?

I suppose INTC tanking drops SOXL down as well, which in turn hurts the other semis... interesting

>>57410432
Buying SOXL calls at the top.
You're a fucking retard.

>>57410438
I dunno, give me a list of like 50 industries and I'll tell you which jump out.

>>57410111
>AAAAAAAAAAAA WERE LOSING MONEY BIDEN SUBSIDIZE US EVEN MORE BECAUSE OF MUH CHINA OR SOMETHING

>>57410170
Damn. That’s a lot a small font words. Good thing I got nothing better to do this weekend.

>>57410444
>he thinks this is the top

>>57410411
more layoffs, they're still bullish right?

>>57410432
Nigger you're buying the literal fucking top and you're expecting not to get heemed? I guess there need to be a few of us in the wreckage.

>Fed BTFP Lending At $167.8 Bln In Week >Ended January 24 (prev $161.5 Bln)
- Discount-Window Loans At $2.79 Bln (prev $2.30 Bln)

They are borrowing more and more money for "free"

>>57410437
>shorted Nvideo
Never short a strong horse.

I hate Intel for their years of dogshit product and paying to corner the market with it. So lol. lmao, perhaps.

>>57410444
>>57410456
Lmao this is not the fucking top hahahahahaha

>WTF I JUST BOUGHT CALLS IN A DIP WHY AM I NOT UP 1000000%

>>57410438
I don't follow any sectors. I just trade index letfs.

>>57410469
>he said nervously looking at his poorfolio

>>57410452

>>57410490
More like
>He said confidently while looking at the long term MACD and RSI on pretty much everything

>>57410461
I've learned my lesson, oh well. I learned a lot of lessons this cycle which I feel will assist me going forwards. I'm doing okay desu, I'm not heavily invested at all, most of my money is cashgang ATM.
My short will be nice when it starts printing. I'll just pay down more of my mortgage and maybe redo my bathroom.

>>57410469
Looks toppish to me

Ticker: PUMP it up

>>57410496

>>57410487
Ok this isn't even puberty or anything but just underage, faggot.

i have too much cash

>>57409932
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>>57410469
Correct you dumb nigger, it's a motherfucking DOUBLE TOP LMFAOOOOOOOO

>PERFECTLY HEALTHY STOCK
>EXCEPTIONAL GROWTH
>NEW PARADIGM
this was the power of the CHIPS ACT

Can you guys cool it with the sus kani posting? I am at work

>>57410496
Lmao don't tell me this for real

>>57410487
What a soft looking gorgeous young lady.

i have too little cash

Shill me a stock, something with a nice logo t shirt

>>57410258
Yep! Down 2% now. I'll hold it and add to it over time though.

>>57410530
..... he doesnt know

>>57410551

>>57410543
>Lady
Bro that's a kid, get help

>>57410513
Why? Why isn't it like early 2021? I remember everyone saying that was the top too

Fucking hope it crashes so I can buy SOXL calls

>>57410556
Swing fast, dont hold moldy bags

>>57410551

>>57410170
from what I understand, if oil is in a slow decline or goes sideways for 2 years you lose *everything* since the trust is cancelled

"Based on the 2022 twelve month average WTI Price of $93.67 per barrel, the projected value of the Production Taxes and Adjusted Chargeable Costs as prescribed by the Conveyance is $83.03 per barrel in 2023 and $89.34 per barrel in 2024 and continues to increase thereafter.
If net revenues are less than $1,000,000 for two consecutive years, or if 60% of Unit holders vote in favor of termination, the Trust will terminate."

>>57410551

>>57410530
its not a double top dumbass until that 3500 low is broken.

>The WWE leaks

>>57410520
I feel ya. I never thought it would be a problem but damn is it a big one.

>>57410530
My man it clearly broke the first top

>>57410577
Britney Spears and Taylor Swift look like trannies. I'm convinced this is all a humiliation ritual by the satanic elites

>>57410568
>>57410578
>>57410584
Ok nevermind, I already have an idea, just a min

>INTC dumps
>KLAC dumps
>V dumps
It's just algorithms all the way down in this perfectly organic market

>>57410574
>why won't the sector do another 2x within the next 2 years

>>57410551
SPCE

>>57410580
Buddy, if oil stays this low for the next *two years* with all the shit going on, we've clearly got bigger problems. Like a pandemic killing half the planet.

>>57410551

>>57410587
>Double tops need to be exact or they don't count!
Oh the mumoid cope begins!

>>57410597
How do you feel about a young Hillary Duff?

>>57410405
I'm hoping it hits at least 33 again because I watched that pass me by and knew I should have loaded up. That and $9 F.

>>57410588
qrd?

>>57410588
>The WWE leaks
The Rock and his Saudi friends will be pissed

>>57410623
it needs to break the low to be a double top.

can you read?

>>57410588
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706219805646167.webm

TSLA pumping AH

>>57410046
Looks like they got one year left to turn things around. Seems to be tied to money and not a specific date. Found this on SA out didn’t want to make an account to read the whole thing.

>>57410614
>Shilling SPCE
That's just rude. At least LLAP is funny because you can shitpost with Rocker.

>>57410628

>>57410624
How young?

>>57410274
> he wasn't joking
lmao how do europoors cope with the utter humiliation? how poor can they be?

>>57410637
That's not how a double top is confirmed you retard
I meant to reply to the other mumucuck anyway here
>>57410591

>>57410652
Lizzie McGuire young

>>57410646
what

>>57410646
It sounds like Vince had a lot of fun. Good for him.

>>57410551

>>57410654
Gotta pick winners, like Airbussy and Couch Tard.

>>57410597
I gotchu senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J97srOtPzrg

>>57410654
>Barely recovered since 2001

>>57410624
I always jerked it as a kid in puberty way too much to her friend Miranda Sanchez. I don't know what it is but her alternative style and attitude vibes with me and I like women with dark hair and redheads. I think the actress playing her got addicted to drugs or something so I can save her.

>>57410543
That’s somebody’s son you freak

>>57410640
There's always a bigger idiot.

>>57410658
yes it is. i just saw a former hedgie say it yesterday.

if it doesnt break the low then its not going down you dumbass

>>57410652
>>57410624
>>57410681
Miranda Sanchez all the way

Who solded last minute?

>>57410654
Gotta say watching Europe die an ugly and humiliating death after being a jew vassal state for the past 200 years is pretty beautiful and epic.
They flooded themselves with niggers and didn't even make any money out of it. They just ended their civilization and for what. They're toast and it's fucking amazing that they haven't become actual failed states yet though they can't be far off. I hope they keep sending all their weapons to Jewkraine too so that they are defenseless. Stupid fucking simp faggots.

>>57410551
SQQQ

>INTC 45.40
well... shit
I tried to do the smart theta/IV play and still got blown up

>>57410691
I do it for her

>>57410642
>>57410616
yes, it's also tied to HNS operations remaining profitable. oil production on the field is declining by about 10% a year so there comes a point where the operations are not worth the profits, and at that point HNS calls it quits and the trust goes to zero

>>57410710
this is fun

>>57410710
This is some gay machine trading or something. Some sort of fakeout happening tonight

>>57410710
>this is fun

INTC $100 tomorrow

>>57410713
i remember she was absent from the movie because the actress was pregnant

>>57410713
My fucking latina for christ, we are going to get you off those drugs so I can save you and make you an honest woman as my wife. I know satanic Hollywood and pedo directors fucked you up but I can fix you

Am I late to the party?

>>57410616
canada has a wealth of untapped oil, takes 1 policy change to crash oil prices due to harsh economic times (housing bubble in canada is insane)

>>57410726
Yeah, that was my bad. Sorry

>>57410746
Yeah, I'm sure Rakesh and Hong will pull a 180 on Trudeau and start voting like Albertan conservatives. Totally.

>>57410726
Oh fuck that then, I ain't raising another man's kid. Fuck that cuck shit. That bitch whore ruined her future with me and her redemption arc. She belongs in the trash now with Lizzie

>>57410742
Sorry, didn't like the shadows on that one

>>57410737

Thats a cute boy

>>57410765
Fuck you bro. She was my crush as a kid

>>57410758
it isn't even in anyone's control, that's what has to be done

>>57410718
>>57410722
very fun

>TSLA down 26,48% YTD

I'm having fun.

>>57410777
Yeah and the Soviets really had to try more capitalism in the 70s and 80s.

Besides, what's the breakeven for oil sands at this point? $90 or something?

>>57410780
We rise after this

>>57410763
I’d like to see Apu with camo, rifle, and glasses like this.

>>57410791
Why are bears so fucking dumb in nature? I see them getting scared over everything and getting their asses handed to them over and over again.

>>57410828
Nah

>>57410828
black bears eat plants
brown bears hunt animals
white bears hunt people and learn their daily schedule

>>57410849
> those fucking claws pawing me like I'm his bitch
you'd have to be a madman to do this

>>57410828
Some species are retarded scaredy cats, some will eat your face.

>>57410863
Bears resemble dogs because just like dogs in captivity thay can be trained and are docile

>>57410873
I wish I could be this happy

>>57410878
dogs don't have individual claws the size of my foot

>>57410809
Hmm, something like that would work for Bass Pro Shops/Cabelas, but they aren't public companies so there's no stock.

>>57410873
It amazes me pandas are still a thing. Pandas existing alone should prove evolution isn't real. God is an autistic kid that made some retarded animals.

>>57410911
>plant eating animal evolving to eat other animals for more nutrients
yeah seems fine
>meat eating animal evolving to only eat plants
?????
makes no fucking sense

>>57410910
VSTO? Or, wait, didn't they get rid of their guns?

>>57410873
>I warned you about stairs bro

BABA earnings are on the 31st, don't forget your calls.

>>57410933
Not only that but look into how difficult it is for them to reproduce. Female pandas can enter a state of fake pregnancy after mating where they have the symptoms of pregnancy but surprise, surprise it's nothing.

>>57410939
I never even heard of that company
Anyway, I'm not going to do it today, and here's the blank template in case anyone else wants to make any: >>57410551

>>57410945
The PBOC will mandate and fund a $100/share dividend.

Happy Lunar New Year.

>>57410951
retarded meme animal just like platypi

>>57410646
Vince is based as fuck

Dear god someone bake

the entire rest of /biz/ outside of /smg/ is so retarded and scammy

>>57410723
yo dawg i heard you like ai

>>57410994

>>57410910
How about Olin Corp, OLN?

>>57410994
In THIS economy? Ha ha ha.

>>57410104
based layne poster

>>57410994
make me

i wanna buy some VOO but S&P is at all time high should i just buy is waiting for a crash stupid

>>57411020
please bake

worst smg in history

>>57410994
here you go friend
>>57411027
>>57411027
>>57411027

>>57411003
We all get our start in the crypto pits. It's a rite of passage

>>57411003
Are you really surprised a business board on a weeb shit website known for being the internets gutter culture would be filled with mostly posters shilling scams?

>>57411007
I'm digging the AI commercials people are making.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4T-ACzKBE&pp=ygUNQWkgZm9yZCBtdW5kbw%3D%3D

>>57411003
Wish I could talk about btc and it's place in the finacial system somewhere though.
Can't stand reddit/discord. Crypto website are all a hivemind. Sucks.

>>57410911
They had a very specific ecological bubble that allowed them to be useless dorks without predation.

>>57411053
The key is to make your own threads that are about something serious and be prepared to carry the thread discussion. Back when I used to trade crypto in 2017 and 2018 that's what I did

>>57410721
>>57410723
>>57411007
Definitely bro. Number go up.

>>57410705
Tell me a single country thats not flooded with niggers

>>57411353
Tonnes of countries in Asia

>>57410780
> YTD
It's only been 25 days. That's gonna be a big "yikes" from me tbqh mi famiglia.