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I delivered 20 orders yesterday of hot pizzas, five guys, you name it. I deliver to the final guy, an order of taco bell and toss it softly on his door. I'm an expert at this shit and I toss it very softly. Suddenly he barges out his home saying, you threw my fucking food!? So I turn around. I am not having any of it today. I get in his face and we are barking in each others faces. I say I deliver all these orders and don't get any thanks. I'm fucking invisible. He tells me well he'll make me invisible, which technically constitutes a death threat.

He finally says, get the fuck off my property now, one thing he guarantees is he's eating this free. I tell him he's a fucking loser asshole. He tells me that's hilarious coming from a 30+ year old man who delivers Taco Bell. So I get in the car, stop at the mailbox and kick his mailbox. Then I give him the finger and drive off.

Apparently he had me on camera, and that is ALL he sent Doordash. He didn't tell them how he literally threatened to kill me over fast food. Doordash just sees me kicking some random dudes mailbox and giving them the finger, and I get deactivated within one hour. I'm totally fucked now. I was making almost a hundred bucks a day which made me the god damned shitcoin king, and I needed this job to buy shitcoins to have any chance of making it.

>> No.57358933

>>57358923
I ordered a 16" hot'n'spicy pizza with coleslaw earlier. Cost $25 and I tipped $1.

>> No.57358951

>>57358923
Its amazing how much better this story is with a douchey white guy instead of a black guy.

>> No.57358970

>>57358923
Why didn't you just leave? Pissing people off and turning your back on it is so fucking satisfying. Guess your gonna have to go Uber eats bruh.

>> No.57358984
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57358984

>>57358951
are you black? is that why you think this fake story is so hecking epic?
kill yourself

>> No.57358997

>>57358923
Was he black?

>> No.57359006

>>57358984
Well the black guy just seems like a pussy in the story. Whereas when it's a white guy he seems based. Funny how that happens.

>> No.57359018

>>57358923
maybe it's time to get a real job? just maybe

>> No.57359550

>>57358923
Obviously you're not White

>> No.57359944

>>57358923
Why don’t you you just place it down you, like it takes any extra effort, nobody wants to see their shit tossed and nobody wants to hear your softly bullshit, you fuckin pole jockey

>> No.57360064

couldnt imagine being a delivery cuck when internet commerce exists. JFC bro you have local marketplaces do you not?

>> No.57360085

>>57359944
Fags who pay for food delivery deserve to be ripped off while watching it

>> No.57360103

>>57358923
>negative canthal tilt
It's over for him.

>> No.57360161

>>57358923
I spit on you in contempt OP. you are not even human to me. You are a disrespectfull little shit for tossing someones food on the floor instead of handing it over face to face. this is why i never tip.

>> No.57360175

I remember when the internet wasn't a big test. people just said real shit and it wasn't for attention or to conduct a social expirement people just really said what was up with no motive

>> No.57360204

>ok sorry pls contact the customer support
There are people you can't just argue with. Remember that anybody with any stage of mind or condition can order. You survived with quite less still.

>> No.57360344
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57360344

> the hilarious copy pasta
> the retards who actually get mad
10/10 top kek

>> No.57360351

>>57358923
Posting a white guy doesn't make me think "Huh, this guy was white so he was based"
It does make me think "Huh, this brownoid really doesn't know why we know that he's not white"

>> No.57360456

Peepeepoopoo

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57361967

>>57358923
Rope and Gravity are practically free.

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>>57359006
>Whereas when it's a white guy he seems based. Funny how that happens.

>> No.57362015

>>57362001
he's absolutely right and I immediately noticed the exact same thing. that's why I'm even itt. seethe browncel.

>> No.57362184

>>57362001
>an useless

>> No.57362419

>>57358984
I know the guy this happened to, dummy
His name is Jamal Robinson, and it happened in Orlando area. Just because someone copies it doesn't make it less real

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57362508

>>57358933
>Cost $25 and I tipped $1.
>I tipped $1.

>> No.57362521

>>57358923
what's with all of these Doordash employees throwing the food

>> No.57362532

Hahahahahaha you're so stupid

>> No.57362604

>>57358923
>Not wearing a bodycam while dashing

Did you forget which country you live in?

>> No.57363862

>>57358923
>>57358984
Your little experiment here failed OP. Contrary to your beliefs, the white Doordash driver does not get sympathy simply because he is white, rather we consider both to be niggers for acting like a nigger while doing a nigger job.

>> No.57364211

>>57358923
The system correctly filtered you for being a dumb chimp nigger unable to do any long term thinking.

>> No.57364824

>>57363862
>>57364211
Samefagging between your phone and wifi are we. 90 % of people think the OP is funny and stood up for himself. Maybe if you weren't so cucked you would understand some times you have to stand up for yourself.

>> No.57365115

The white dasher can't be beat

>> No.57365139

>>57360103
What does this even mean? I've been here for 8 yrs now and i still dont get it

>> No.57365674

>>57364824
>t. OP

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>>57358923
I placed 20 orders yesterday of hot pizzas, five guys, you name it. I wait for the final guy, an order of taco bell watch him toss it softly on my door. He’s clearly not an expert at this shit and he tosses it very violently. I barge out my home saying, you threw my fucking food!? So he turns around and yells at me! I am not having any of it today. I get in his face and we are barking in each others faces. He wants me to acknowledge him as a person and give him thanks. And claims he’s fucking invisible. Being a superhero, I tell him that I’ll make him invisible, which technically constitutes an invitation to the fantastic four.

He stands there like a retard so I finally tell him to get the fuck off my property. I can’t stand superphobes so one thing I can guarantees is I’m eating for free. He calls me a fucking loser asshole. Which I think is hilarious coming from a 30+ year old man who delivers Taco Bell. So anyway, he gets in the car, stops at the mailbox and fucking kicks before giving me the finger and drive off.

I had his superphobe ass on camera, I immediately sent the video to Doordash. Naturally I didn't tell them how I tried to invite him into the Fantastic Four. So Doordash just sees some asshole kicking my mailbox before giving me the finger. He’s totally fucked now. I was spending almost a hundred bucks a day on DoorDash, and he probably needed this job to buy shitcoins to have any chance of making it.