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>>57344158
That's an interesting topic of discussion.

>>57344158
yes. its the biggest scam in the normie world. copefee has A LOT of natural chemical compounds. one of them is indeed caffeine. caffeine is a vasoconstrictor. it will make blood vessels constrict. doctors did a research and with brain scanning they found out coffee drinking reduces the blood flow to the brain by 40pct. amongst other nasties copefee does. its horrible.

Yes. Adderall does the job much better.

>>57344182
just looked it up, you might get your brain checked because you're not good with numbers anon.
cerebral blood flow (CBF) is reduced by avg. 27% and when you consume *a lot* of caffeine (950 mg/day) your cerebrovascular adenosine system might not manage to compensate for that to guarantee a normal CBF.
t. I love my espresso

Yeah it's cringe. I cut all caffeine and nicotine years ago and never felt better. Being reliant on substances is a feminine trait

>>57344205
both fry your brain tho. not sure which is the most neurotoxic compound between the two. yes, Caffeine is neurotoxic, having that stuff float around in your brain causes damage. you can die from too much caffeine,


>> The median lethal dose (LD50) of caffeine is estimated between 150 to 200 mg per kilogram but reports of lethal intoxications have been made with doses as low as 57 mg per kilogram [6].


>> aderall
Dextroamphetamine (its amphetamine, aka speed).

In rats, the oral LD50 of dextroamphetamine sulfate is 96.8 mg/kg. Manifestations of acute overdosage with amphetamines include restlessness, tremor, hyperreflexia, rhabdomyolysis, rapid respiration, hyperpyrexia, confusion, assaultiveness, hallucinations, panic states.

>>57344158
i'm on my 3rd cup today. after this cup, my eye begins twitching

>>57344158
I was in that thread. OP actually did NOT sit at the head of the table.

>>57344236
>cerebral blood flow (CBF) is reduced by avg. 27% and when you consume *a lot* of caffeine
that's the coffee bean jew damage control. just check out the study and who it was funded by. its worse than you think.

>>57344158
Its good as a booster before competitions etc. but we use it too much and easily getting addicted to it.

>>57344247

So... don't overdo it. I can overdose on water too. "It's hurtful if you're excessive!!!" isn't really an argument.

I had 10 coffees today and i feel fine

>>57344262
What are you getting at? Funded by National Institutes of Health, Contract grant numbers: EB03880, EB004673, DA024950, NS042568, RR07122
You mean kikes are making a profit everytime I pull a shot?

>>57344289
coffee fucks you over even if its not "excessive" if you are looking for maximum health and performance you cut that shit out of your life. i hope i don't have to explain you perform worse when your brain gets less blood .

>>57344182
now that you mention it... I think I'll grab a cuppa

>>57344247
anon you'd need to drink 100-200 cups of coffee all at once to hit that LD50
>>57344262
/pol/ is demonstrably worse for your brain than just about anything

>>57344319
your heart is gonna explode in a few years, when you decide to cut back

>>57344338
I UNIRONICALLY drank the coffee jew today. HOWEVER my battle with this jew is NOT over. Today I just wasn't feeling it and needed a COPEFEE to be able to get to work. I NEEDED that COFFEEJEW. its the perfect wage slave drink. it's a cope though. a massive cope. I will try to quit again soon.

>>57344158
No its a molecule, it doesn't have any intentions.

>>57344336

You can say that but basically everyone is aware of higher energy and faster brain processing when properly caffeine'd up. It isn't a meme or something people do arbitrarily.

>>57344158
Its a tool for focus and productivity, and even strength. It would be a scam if it didnt provide any of these.
t.another espresso utilizooor

>>57344367
>aware of higher energy and faster brain processing
i think it only gives the illusion of better performance. like when I was high on amphetamines (coffee is like a mild amphetamine). I thought i was a genius and wanted to program a next version of my python script. I spent all night and produced nothing. while feeling like i absolutely smashed it and did great. probably coffee only givesy ou the illuusion you are performing well/better

>> energy
maybe it makes you feel a little less sleepy. but it def doesn't give you any "extra energy" if anythign it burns extra energy. that's why you collapse about 4 hours after your last copefee.

>>57344394
If you want caffeine for focus, you should use it with l-theanine. Caffeine alone is good for physical performance.

>>57344394
>probably coffee only givesy ou the illuusion you are performing well/better
source: trust me bro
also:
>if you are looking for maximum health and performance
followed by
>like when I was high on amphetamines
You sound like a confused fool. Time for another espresso.

>>57344158
i remember this thread anyone got screenshots?

>>57344484
Do you think OP ever got the girl? There was a sponge/rag on the sink.

>>57344394

Maybe you are just dumb? I've studied my results while on/off and there really is a demonstrable improvement, not just in processing speed, but drive and focus. I'm a software engineer and have in fact done some pretty brilliant things while on. It's basically overclocking your cpu, of course it works as intended. The only question is how much should you limit yourself so as to not hurt your baseline brain function.

>>57344158
Caffeine reduces blood flow to the brain by constricting blood vessels. This is why you get a headache when you haven’t had caffeine in a while.
Long term caffeine users have been seen to have less gray matter in the brain. It is literally making you more stupid.
The good news is, once cessation of caffeine occurs, your blood flow will eventually return to normal and your gray matter can begin to return too

>>57344516
T.addict cope. wagecage copedrink.

>>57344158
>>57344182
Yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fas35NCS_5k
But wagues often need to drink because the effect, adrenaline rush because of the toxins is real. I wonder if drinks with only coffeine would be better.

>>57344326
More like they want you to consume unhealthy thing especially if it makes you a better work slave

>>57344341
>you won't die
Not an Argument that it's good

>>57344516
It’s a placebo because you’re addicted to caffeine nigger. If you weren’t an addict, your brain would work like that all the time. Enjoy your brain matter turning into actual sludge because it can’t get any blood flow because you have to consooom your dirty bean water Jew

>>57344646

Imagine having one short miserable life on this Earth and acting like taking a slightly mood and energy boosting supplement is the devil and that you should suffer there in stone cold sobriety instead doing... what? What has your gloriously untarnished brain come up with, anon? At the end of your days will you be able to proudly sit on your lifetime of nothing while announcing you forced yourself to only drink water and eat vegetables every day?

History's greatest and most brilliant men were all over any kind of enhancing substance

>>57344516
It works, but literally every cup is bad for you long term. In 10 years your brain on it is just as good as somebody who doesn't drink coffee. In 20 years it's worse

>>57344703

I'm starting to be convinced that this is just retards not realizing the true potential of stimulants. Like of course if you have a poop brain it isn't going to be any more activated by stims. Meanwhile academics, intelligent people are all over stims. I remember life before caffeine or other stims, it was listless.

Who invited the mormans?

>>57344704
Vegetables are unhealthy tho

>>57344724
There’s studies on this shit retard. Talking about academics who the fuck do you think figured this out? Continued caffeine use is bad for your brain. It reduces blood flow and gray matter. You’re a fucking midwit masquerading as a smart guy

No. It’s the stimulant of choice for the huwhite man who needs to get shit done and isn’t a trailer trash degenerate. Only use Pervitin in case of total war and invasion.

>>57344766

If you are in med school/medicine, you will be surrounded by people cracked out on stims. If you are in upper level tech circles, you will be surrounded by ambitious, brilliant people, cracked out on stims. Truly ambitious people are willing to sacrifice some potential long term health for productivity and optimization right now. You're like a stupid little pet that thinks his retarded, useless brain is worth vacuum sealing and shielding from the elements. It will do nothing, you will be forgotten, who the fuck cares.

>>57344182
That's not entirely true, because your vascular system adapts to repeated use of caffeine so eventually there is an equal vasodilation effect. That being said consuming more than 200-300mg per day on a regular basis is pretty bad.

>>57344238
Are you going to go live with the Mormons now? You should.

>>57344797
>> just join the madness sir!
>> everyone is crazy and on drugs!
>> its fine everyone is abusing substances!!!!!
ultracope. drinking coffee is the biggest cope i've ever seen.

>>57344158
>that pic

Missing the bear market. Autists that never left and never gave up their magic internet beans made it even better. Good stories, good FUD and good times. Good fucking lore too. Did we ever figure out why anon’s coworker didn’t sit next to him?

>>57344797
Keep moving those goalposts you pathetic pussy. Enjoy your coombrain

>>57344850

I take a small amount of caffeine/adderall daily with a weekly rest day to reset. It gives me the boost I need while hardly impacting my baseline state. Moderately leveraging the tools available to me to maximize my potential, ridiculous I know. I will keep coping, and getting rich, whatever.

>>57344797
This. My current caffeine intake is is roughly 2x bangs a day, a green tea capsule I take in the morning, and I’m also chugging nootropics even though I’m willing to bet dollars to donuts they’re a placebo. And yeah, everyone in tech—especially programmers are riding either the caffeine lighting or addies. We all know it’s bad for us too, it’s just a sacrifice we’re willing to make to get that slight edge in an extremely demanding career.

>t. Pod Anon

>>57344893

Stupid shit-brained faggot :-) what if... your brain isn't at max capacity in 70 years when you're old and broken and not doing anything anyway!!!!

>>57344394
>>57344522
god damn you guys are actually retards

>>57344516
>>57344898
based

>>57344841
>adapts

Yeah bro totally adapted that’s why you can’t go a full day without caffeine or you get a splitting headache cause your blood magically adapted and shiet

Or even funnier

>refuses all stims for his whole life
>just water and apples and his mommy's basement
>still gets dementia at age 70

what a life!

>>57344920
sounds like a (You) problem

>>57344910
Responds with a smiley face to show he’s totally not triggered and definitely didn’t realize he is in fact a retard

>>57344907
>it’s just a sacrifice we’re willing to make to get that slight edge in an extremely demanding career.
maximum wagie cope.
>> MuSt abuse substance!! MusT OutWage my Collegue!!!!!!!!

>>57344933
Cut him some slack, he hasn’t had his daily cup of joe yet.

>>57344918
Jew caffeine shill. I’m paraphrasing from academic papers. You know, those institutions that you worship and treat as infallible ? There’s countless studies on the effects caffeine has on the brain. Cope harder you fucking sludge brain retard consoooming your dirt water to briefly return to something that might slightly resemble your (real) baseline state.
>but it makes me feel all zoomie!!!

Faggot

>>57344945
I’m a SBO doing this though. Because I made those sacrifices in my 20’s to grind here.

>>57344965
>>but it makes me feel all zoomie!!!
hahhahah. the absolute STATE of copefee drinkers.
> wake up, first thing in the morning.. start to cope with some coffee.
> He NEEDS his copefee!
KEK

>>57344967
>> Muh titles.
>> look how hard i slaved!!
>> Look at where I am
>> I am a well paid slave now!
you aren't fucking anywhere just a wagie coping. the only difference is that you threw away your 20s. I fucked your gf while you were grinding for the shekel stein slave position

>>57344158
Quit that shit. It's amazing our whole culture revolves around this drug, we drink coffee to get up, in social gatherings, whenever we need a boost of energy. It's crazy. Imagine the same but with opium, people going to opium dens instead of coffee shops, doing opium in the office, people doing some opium to boost some energy, people taking this drug in social gatherings to relax. Not to mention all the paraphernalia of coffee, coffee grinders, espresso machines. That's the equivalent of having a bong of marihuana and a herb grinder, except is socially accepted. Coffee is a poison we don't need. It creates sever addictionand messes upwith your waking/sleeping cycles. Throw that shit out the window

>>57344289
You literally can’t overdose on marijuana.

I don't drink coffee because i don't want to stain my teeth. I also want to see how far I can go to push myself. It's hard but I use the microsoft time app and it makes me concentrate pretty well. Take small naps or breaks when needed.

>>57345028
what country are you from?

>>57344158
i remember that thread

>>57344158
>caffeine
caffeine is anti parasitic
it is poison that plants produce to kill insects
it is excito toxin

Cope: The Thread

>>57344158
One of my favorite drugs

>>57345020
You sound like you could use a sip fren.

>>57344158
Covfefe

>>57344247
>The median lethal dose (LD50) of caffeine is estimated between 150 to 200 mg per kilogram but reports of lethal intoxications have been made with doses as low as 57 mg per kilogram [6].
Oh wow. So if I have 200 cups of coffee in a half hour period I have a 50% chance of dying.
You fucking loon. Everything has a lethal dose. You can kill yourself by drinking too much water in a tight timeframe.

>>57345764
OD lethal dose is about 5 grams
since everyone is addicted lets say it is 9 grams

>>57344965
Imagine being this mad about having some nice tea or coffee, you act like we are doing cocaine. You are literally a Karen.

>>57345808
You cant put a weight on the lethal dose. Lethal dose is going to depend on bodyweight since it fat soluble (weight caffeine per bodyweight).

>>57345826
cocaine is safer, you cannot OD it

>>57344704
Literally every addict says this unironically

>>57344704
Ok junkie