/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ALPHa

>>57324556
Just sold my initial for this, feeling happy feeling flappy

>>57324826
Initial what?

>>57325094
Initial Deposit!

>>57324450
they really are just getting ducks in a row

>>57325239

What do you mean by this?

>>57325239

What do you mean by this?

We did the thing. Blockchain will go ZOOM

>>57325862
Whatever happened to the idea of using a different syntax for pact?

>>57325624
>>57325766
It's when things are very fucked for a long time but things are finally getting unfucked.

[img] https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1705511070584498.gif [/img]

>>57325951

It would create too much breakage, but we still want to do it. Jose is going to release an alternative python-style syntax that he has on a branch as a community project. Then, people can write their own transpilation layers. The grammar will be the same.

Emily, please stop expressing your opinion with a tripcode. Every time you do, my holdings dump in price. Thanks in advance.

>>57326086
Francesco Melpignano is a scammer.

>>57326086
>as a community project
>people can write their own transpilation layers

>>57326251
Lazy community member spotted

>>57326272
I buy the crypto, the dev makes the line go up, that has always been the plan!

>>57325862
fat fucking milkies all over my face
mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmMmmm
warm
tasty
refreshing drink from mommy's juicy udders
I want mommy's and no others
giveme givemegiveme milkies
yum

>>57325624
>>57325766
they aren't ready for adoption yet,
they know it, the community just doesn't.
I have a feeling things will go all at once with the kadena ecosystem (does this sound about right KDA queen >>57325862)

>>57326272
so literally 99% of the population?

>>57326296
based

>>57327204

There's adoption in the closed sense and adoption in the open sense. We have adoption among projects that we work with explicitly to build solutions, but it's been difficult historically for people to come in and just "build stuff", if that makes sense. The hard part is supplying the primitives for people to assemble themselves into interesting projects.

That's the thrust of this year. We're unveiling a whole host of completed, polished solutions that give people the tools to just do cool shit with Kadena. We're smoothing out the APIs, handing you better diagnostics capabilities, fixing bugs, and so on.

>>57327765
ah yes, completed polished solutions like v2 or webauth lol
kadena is a shitshow

>>57327765
What I don't understand, is why we still don't have a good dex, arguably the one thing alongside wallets that turns a chain into the casino that it's destined to be. That's what happened with algorand, some team made a 1 dex where ANYONE could make a coin and every metric went nuts, their wallets were shit back then, had to set up a web wallet and connect it to the dex, later they fixed that with a solid mobile wallet but fucked up their dex by hiding coins behind a centralized verification system, by that point other dexes that ended up with more tvl.
Why is it that no one is able or willing to build a real dex on kadena? If I had to guess it would just be bad luck but maybe you know something we don't.

>>57328010
because kadena is a private shitchain that has final say in literally everything and they are fine with having ecko scam being the only """dex"""
kdl disaster cough cough

>>57328002

> v2

What's v2? Did you have an aneurysm?

> webauth

oh yeah? tell me how you used it? Because we know how *we* use it, and we've used it for biometric authentication in end-to-end dapp workflows. They're also not the current focus of our work and support was largely experimental. Tell me how you'd use it and what tripped you up.

>>57327765
word up bird up

>>57328002
why someone would spend such time tracking a project they seem to hate but yet clearly isn't a scam worth exposing is beyond me

>>57328058
this is somewhat fair criticism, but its still POW.
the miners choose to mine
the buyers choose to buy
the holders choose to hold
and you sit here and choose to be a faggot

>>57328393
Gametheory dictates that it's more financially viable to sit on imageboards and choose to be a faggot than to work hard for no pay.

>>57328207
> What's v2
does entire kadena team got a memory wipe after marm """release"""?
>oh yeah? tell me how you used it?
using the break through never seen before solution on my phone every day, more to it, fucking linx already has it, but i guess its a new tech for kadena, you people are stuck in 2010
>>57328393
lost 1 mil on this shit, kadena sure killed it in 2023

>>57328393
>but its still POW.
lmao, keep telling yourself that buddy, now go fork it if you disagree with kadena team, oh wait you can't

>>57328421
same bro, but i don't hate on legit projects that are trying to build, actually delivering, where faggots who do nothing aren't contributing anything

>>57328436
> price action of retarded crypto markets indicates what the team actually made
right.. anyways.
did you lose 1M or paper gains wen't away.
personally i went from $10k in this to $300k
I 10x'd my bags around the very bottom though so im happy

>>57328445
why not?

is this really all it takes to get 1k followers on twitter
just gargle semen all day ?
what's the point ?

>>57328593
lain can you be less lame?
> why not?
and stop pretending to be retarded

>>57327765
do you post cow tittymonsters because that's what you resonate with the most ?
how many babenas do I need to book a smother session with you in 2025 ?>

Emily squats more than me.
I'm 6'1 twink physique and probably have softer skin than her
what a time to be alive

>>57328436

> does entire kadena team got a memory wipe after marm """release"""?

See, there's multiple v2's, so you have to forgive my inability to peer into the mind of a random incel on 4chan to divine this nonsense. Did marmalade-v2 actually affect you, or are you just repeating whalepool circlejerk nonsense? Because it doesn't affect anyone but devs.

> lost 1 mil on this shit, kadena sure killed it in 2023

Congratulations on investing money in a high-risk asset without hedging appropriately! You win your current situation you gigantic fucking retard. That's not on anyone but you.

>>57328679

Yes they resonate with me on a primal level. The price is 100,000KDA.

>>57328720
>That's not on anyone but you.
Sure about that sweatie?

>>57328658
1000 is literally nothing now.
WWW population inflation is running rampant and it went from a few 1000 to a few billion in the span of less than 40 years.

>>57328720
>You win your current situation you gigantic fucking retard

>>57328764
>it went from a few 1000 to a few billion in the span of less than 40 years.

>>57328791
I'm going to need an explanation for this picture of a Nintendo DS.

>>57328796
It is a picture of someone looking up in mild disapproval.

>>57328876
I thought she looked more concerned or ashamed.

>>57328898
I think you might be autistic.

>>57328911
Have you ever done those EQ tests where you're supposed to guess the emotion of the facial expression of the pictures? I scored pretty bad...

>>57328911
What the fuck I was gonna take one online for a laugh now and I scored wrong on the first fucking question. Is this really not embarassement or disgust? It's trolling me, right? I know I'm not THAT bad.

>>57328970
I couldn't tell with this picture but I got all the ones with white people right when I took a test. I find it harder to tell with other races

>>57329000
That actually makes sense.

>>57327765
>handing you
So you're a dog who expects to be handed money.

>>57329045
I looked at the picture again on my laptop instead of my phone and could tell instantly it was fear. I think you may be on the spectrum.

>>57329827
I think I see what's going on now. I interpret her as someone who has been caught doing something bad. I am thinking I would be embarassed someone found out or a pseudo-shame because I know that being caught doing something bad should be shameful. It probably makes more sense to feel fear in a situation like that where I know I would make that face instinctively, fear for how people would react and fear of the consequences, even if they are already known.
After a lot of thinking I can conclude that it is indeed fear and I am a bit bad with emotions still. I remember in my late teens I used to tell a classmate I never got angry, just sometimes really really irritated. I did not correctly identify my extreme irritation as anger because I associated anger with yelling and violence and I am not violent.

People online sometimes say they don't think I am on the spectrum because they associate it with severe retardation and think that people on the spectrum can't be good with words even in text. I think that the way I convey my thoughts concisely often makes people have doubts due to a fictional stereotype. Even Chris Chan is pretty good at writing.

>>57328421
Emily gets paid to shitpost, it's not like anyone on their team did any work for the last 3 years.

>>57329976
>people on the spectrum can't be good with words even in text. I think that the way I convey my thoughts concisely often makes people have doubts due to a fictional stereotype.
I know how legitimately autistic people type. I am also kind of good at imitating it.
>Even Chris Chan is pretty good at writing.
Even without the illustrations and if it wasn't Pokemon X Sonic fanfiction I could tell an autist wrote this just from the style.
>THAT HEDGEGOG I'VE HELPED EARLIER
That comic is in block capitals. He puts commas before and despite writing in American English, he doesn't seem to understand how commas work in general.. He also starts too many sentences with and. This is something you should avoid doing more than once per paragraph/page. I think the weirdest thing he does is have the crowd chant
>SONIC! SONIC! SONIC! YAY!
This shows his inability to be part of a crowd and he sees them as one entity he is not part of who are somehow manage to chant this in unison.
>STAY TUNED FOR MORE ZAPPIN' ADVENTURES OF SONICHU!
I really wish I hadn't but Christina Weston Chandler is the most well documented human to have ever lived and I check up on her every couple of years.

>>57330287
Chris Chan was perhaps a poor choice. Severe autism is very different from Aspergers. A better choice would be Stallman.
I got a strong Deja Vu, I think I’ve made this correction before on this very board.

You are correct, but some additional comments. People who use commas as "pauses" in speech are startingly common in the general population. The crowd chart part makes perfect sense when you consider he is imitating comics he’s read.
Didn’t CWC get released? Wonder what they’re doing now. I feel very bad for someone who becomes this level of infamous.

>>57330543
Sorry, I appear to have misgendered Christine. I have not paid so much attention to her so my mind is filled only with old memories. I did not mean to break the law.

>>57330543
You aren't allowed say Asperger's anymore because it is named after a Nazi who studied autistic kids. I think Ass burgers is still okay.

>>57330687
I am convinced nobody cares about this except people who get off on having the moral highground and ripping on people for innocently using a word. Nobody will care if you drive a Ford or wear something by Hugo Boss.
I cannot enhance those pantsu, I am in public.

>>57330687
I am home and can now sniff those pantsu in peace.

>>57331806
>not opening the images being posted here in public
Didn't know I was posting with pussies

>>57331950
To be fair I was reading a boys love comic during a 4 hour commute, but having someone think you're a weird fujo is a lot better than a pantysniffer.

>>57330729
>>57331806
>>57332070
>going outside

>>57332866
Sometimes you have to.

>>57333101
My hatred of public transport was probably the thing that made me decide to not be poor.

>>57330687
Didn't you promise us a Coinmetro thread on AMA day?

>>57333177
Yesterday there was so much snow the entire station closed and I could not get to my appointment or home for a while... The entire day was wasted on nothing.

>>57333210
He is doing a video with some girl who works for alfeliums. I think it might be just a pretext for him to get her number but can make a thread since you obviously want me to and are too shy to ask.

>>57333203
He is doing a video with some girl who works for alfeliums. I think it might be just a pretext for him to get her number but can make a thread since you obviously want me to and are too shy to ask.

>>57333210
Buy a car. I don't think you are too retarded to drive.

>>57333299
It's okay if you don't wanna.

>>57333347
I was decent at driving, but I was denied a license by the police when I applied almost 10 years ago. I'm not going back to the pee cup for anotehr year with stranger.

>>57333376
Stop being tsundere.

>>57328720
Can I be your house slave while you code to make KDA more valuable? I offer feet massages, will learn to cook any food of your choice, do chores and adapt to your needs in general.

>>57333498
lain you pathetic simp

>>57333498
lain.. come on man

My wife :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRpZaGzPaLo

>>57324826
I sold the top, AMA

>>57324826
I bought the top, AMA

>>57335673
So anon, what made you look at this chart, screenshot attached, and think this is a good time to buy?

>>57336037
I asked my financial advisor and she said coin good!