/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder that money is a social construct.

>>57330931
money is energy. You are a social construct

>we closed below a downward MA and market is pumping
Lol, lmao even.

I'm always daytrading oil and be like "shit I only did +1% today" and then I realize it's way higher than what you fuckers get from stocks

Just had my third minor heart attack of the week and still have no health insurance.

>>57330962
People day trade stocks? with taxes involved? wew lads you are daring

>>57330960
DON'T TAKE THE BAIT

>>57330967
Seriously? If that's the case you need to act quickly. Just quit your job and get Medicaid.

>>57330977
We Americans are built different. Generations of having to shrug off everything have created the most resilient class of serfs ever seen since the onset of modern medicine.

>>57330985
Yeah but if you aren't memeing, you need to get medical care. Don't die because you're stubborn.

>>57330985
>Generations of having to shrug off everything have created the most resilient class of serfs ever seen since the onset of modern medicine.
That would be the brits, but like the other anon said, get medical care

>Shares (stocks): Profits you make from selling shares of public companies are subject to a 0% capital gains tax in Greece as long as you own less than 0.5% of the company. This exemption applies to shares listed on the Athens Stock Exchange, in the EU/EEA, and elsewhere, regardless of the size of the profit made. However, there is a 0.2% financial transaction tax on the total transaction value of the sale. If you own more than 0.5% of the shares in a public company, you’ll owe 15% in capital gains tax on the profits.

>ETFs, mutual funds: When you sell shares for a profit in a UCITS-type exchange-traded fund (ETF) or mutual fund listed either in Greece or the EU/EEA, there’s 0% capital gains tax to pay. However, profits from non-UCITS funds or those registered outside the EU/EEA are subject to a 15% capital gains tax. It’s worth mentioning that most publicly available European ETFs are categorised as UCITS.

>Dividends: A 5% dividend tax applies to dividends from Greek companies and is withheld by the company that issues them. Dividends from non-Greek sources, including EU/EEA and non-EU/EEA companies, are taxable at 5% in Greece. Dividends from UCITS ETFs and mutual funds are exempt from taxation. However, dividends from non-Greek sources typically have a higher effective tax rate since the source country often withholds taxes; but the withheld tax can usually be offset against the Greek tax rate, with a cap at the Greek tax amount of 5%.

>Derivatives, options, forex: Gains arising from trading financial derivatives — such as foreign exchange trading (forex), contracts for difference (CFDs), options contracts, futures contracts, commodities, etc. — are taxed at 15%.

Good thing I'm greek and I might actually go back as everybody tells me here and on /pol.

>>57331009
>/pol
go back (to plebbit)

>>57330994
>>57330985
>unaware of slavic history
there is a reason those fuckers invented nihilism

HELP HELP HELP!!!
I TOUCHED STICKS WITH SCOOPS IN THE RESTROOM OF AN ARBYS AND NOW IM TURNING INTO A NIGGERMONKEY!
PLEASE HELP ME BROS, I DONT WANNA BE MADE OUT OF POOP!!!

oilbros, I want to slurp

>>57330931
I also remember when I was 14 and thought I was smart

>>57331022
>slavs
>humans
I understand your confusion since we're talking hamericans and bongs but even a midwit should be able to tell the difference. Now, shill me something to celebrate my return to /smg/ and start losing monies

>>57331027
It's funny when whites on /pol etc bring up the buckbroken meme etc, but then posts like these arrive.

I expect somebody to reply to me with the pepe (or whatever his specific name is since there are several frogs) with the white cowboyhat.

>>57331033
buy the dip on SAVE, I'm shorting it so one of us has to make money

>>57331033
Buy my LLAP bags

>>57330931
is this your way of saying you're poor because you're socially retarded

>>57331038
ngl, this chart seems tempting but i may have a bias

>>57331041
>"Oh, look. Fathands started playing with penny stocks"
>zoom out
>mfw
john, please tell me your buy in price. I'm only tempted because I made money on your last space play. Don't make me buy SAVE

>>57331064
My average cost is $1.04. It hasn't been fun.

i don't understand what i'm doing

>>57331071
hey rorkler, wanna touch stick inna arby’s restroom n catch my gay nigga poop disease?

>>57331071
I've played with crypto and penny stocks, so that doesn't look that bad to me to be honest. I'll start buying despite the chart not looking like bottomed. Enjoy my £100

>>57331093
Hey bb!!!! I've been having a rough time. I miss poem anon. Promise me you won't an hero. I dont want to have to make a tribute video for you because you OD'd on adderall. You and Baggot are the only OG's left. Luckily I have made some news friends. Lego anon and Layne Staley poster are just a couple to mention.

SAVE BAGGIES KEK

>>57331104
>Layne Staley poster
/smg/ is healing

>>57331104
>Promise me you won't an hero. I dont want to have to make a tribute video for you because you OD'd on adderall.
No can do.
Rajesh hungers for more computer science videos, and I’m almost at 40k subs
>You and Baggot are the only OG's left. Luckily I have made some news friends. Lego anon and Layne Staley poster are just a couple to mention.
>Lego anon and Layne Staley poster
literally who
>Layne Staley poster
sounds impeccably based

>AMD
> up 2.3% at premarket
> up 15% ytd

but muh amd makes no profits right?

>>57331109
I want her to punch me straight on the nose and take out a box cutter while I'm wincing and start wildly swinging at my neck.

I am starting to believe that stock market is filled with "people" who barely classify as sentient that only keep pouring their paycheck into big names regardless of its fundamentals and price action.
This stream of capital will never dry out unless wages can no longer afford to live.

>>57331118
If you would spend more than 10 minutes a week in this general you would be up to speed. I know you are austistically pursuing leetcode, but don't forget your roots. This general tends to be feast or famine, and we are definitely in a famine state.

>>57331143
boglechads make tradies seethe

Wasn't there a MSFT call anon who thought about giving up? Shouldn't he ended up in profit?

>>57331104
is this not poem anon?
>>57331124
POEM ANON, WHY WONT YOU FUKN TOUCH STICK WITH ME???
AINT NOTHIN WRONG W CATCHIN A LITTL GAY NIGGA POOP SKIN VIRUS

>>57330893
>customers STILL consoom like rabid animals so prices are not detering them.
most of that consooming is from "buy now, pay later" scams, not a good sign.

>>57331143
Yep, last thread like >>57330135

>>57331143
pension funds are a good thing i guess

>>57331143
>This stream of capital will never dry out unless wages can no longer afford to liv
That's where inflation comes in.
>>57331158
>25k in AAPL
>P/E 30
>Declining revenues YoY.
Pic rel.

>>57331153
You let us all down. You live close to poem anon. You were supposed to do welfare checks on him.

>>57331145
>we are definitely in a famine state
I thought the SPY recently hit a new ATH

>>57331172
HE DINT WANNA TOUCH STICK
WAT CAN A NIGGUH DO???

>>57331176
Well there is nothing you can do now except to leave a nice comment on my poem anon funeral video. Don't let me down twice.

https://youtu.be/uHG96mUTVms?si=de1Dj7_XWyzS6Uaj

arggg I am so horny wtf
how I do get less horny?

>>57331187
>hire hottest hooker you can find
>ask her to bend over
>spread her ass cheeks far apart
>place your nose on the rim of her asshole
>inhale as hard as you can for as long as you can
Congrats, you no longer have a libido or desire women

>>57331206
This has a chance of backfiring especially if you're on Tren then you'll find yourself eating her shit like it's chocolate n peanut butter

>>57331206
Can confirm this works.
Smelled my ex gfs butthole once and lost interest imediately.
She left me after 2 months of no sex.

>>57331169
>That's where inflation comes in
You don't understand. US needs to become like r*ssia where nobody except the rich can afford basic goods of a civilized world like eggs, chicken, house heating. Then and only then the stock market will correct to its real value.
Commodities essentially need to outrun the NIGGER subsidies and NIGGER CHILDREN (adult or otherwise) daycare money. If EBT is $500, chicken must cost 400. If lawmakers give their nigger pets 5000, then chicken must cost 4000 the next day.
Needless to say, that is apocalyptic for most people.
There would not be riots - there would be a war on the streets as rabid niggers rob the remnants of commodities they once could afford with the money of the future generations.
Only then the market will begin price finding action towards its real value.
That's my most optimistic scenario, would you like to hear the more realistic and boring one?

>>57331182
RORGLER
HOWS COMES YALL AINT GOT NO SCRIBERS OR NO NOTHN N I GOT ALMOST 40k?

Also, SAUCE?

>>57331187
I’d highly recommend watching “Gushing for Magical Girls” and beating off.
Literally hits like ReDo of Healer. It’s fuckn GREAT.

>>57331236
Sounds like voo is a good hold then. Cause this ain't happening in my life

>>57331236
>There would not be riots - there would be a war on the streets as rabid niggers rob the remnants of commodities they once could afford with the money of the future generations.
Yes.

>>57331236
>>57331262
goddam! when did /smg/ get so based?
did the tranny janny get sacked?

>>57331280
>did the tranny janny get sacked?
Yes.

>>57331262
The more realistic scenario is that US nukes itself after a brief civil war to then say they owe nobody debt because they have nothing to do with the old government. Wink.
Needless to say that means Shit & Piss to 0 by an atomic candle.

>>57331287
That doesn't sound remotely realistic but I'd still love to see it

>>57331240
I won't give you the sauce until you leave a heartfelt comment on poem anon's grave.

>>57331293
but nigger poop

>>57331298
This is a blue board please refrain from saying words like nigger and kike etc.

>>57331287
Could happen that way. The way l see it, less people want to lend money to the west, because of inflation and deficit spending, the western governments keep being fiscally irresponsible regardless of interest rates, and in the end the central banks will need to buy it all aka inflation, and that's where the negroes do their thing on the streets, that's when the market shits the bed etc...

>>57331290
It's realistic because I have enough faith in Americans still to believe at least a small portion of them isn't fine with feeding niggers for all eternity and secedes from the George Floyd's Holy Nigger Theocratic States of Amerikwa.

What a turnaround by Elon

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1747771073607659556

>>57331334
I mean, it's all thirdies shithole like chink, indian and russian bots these days, Elon's turd is still worthless

>>57331334
>3.3B users.
Doubt.

>>57331334
so hows metas threads doin? I see on FB they keep trying to lure me in with zoomie thots.

>>57331334
where would TWTR be now in terms of price?

>>57331334

>>57331327
I'm surrounded by nigger worshippers dunno where you get this conviction from.

>futures

>Tesla halts production in Europe due to Suez canal cockblock

ruh roh

Uranium up in premarket. Buy US near-term producers (EU, UUUU, UEC, WSTRF, ANLDF). Three insider rumors currently in the pipe and being discussed on various private services.

1) Russian Uranium ban vote in the Senate is imminent. It's ready to go, but could be delayed until early next week to avoid any conflicts with Davos (Zelensky is there, TPTB are deciding the next moves for Ukraine war).

2) US DoE contracts with miners and utilities are about to be announced immediately after, for raw uranium, deconversion and HALEU enrichment. SILEX, GLE and Cameco are a part of the equation here. Additionally, there will be talks of expanding conversion at ConverDyn.

3) Various big funds have expressed interest on entering uranium this year. URA rebalance started yesterday and will proceed for next 12 days. Expect high volume under constrained price movements as funds load up on the big names, taking advantage of any volatility.

Another day another dump in IBIT pre market. I don't feel so good tradfi crypto bros...

>>57331352
Renting shoes, niggers making a new all time low

>>57331352
Market is outright delusional. Shit like this happens in broad daylight and market is still convinced Fed will cut in march.
I can't believe there used to be crackdowns on payday loans.

>>57331352
>x53

>>57331364
Going to start a rent a gun service. Might even expand into an Uber style delivery service to.

>>57331378
>year from now
>'WHITE PEPO DID THIS TO ME!'

>>57331385
Renting food when?

>>57331352
this is how the american consumer stays afloat
very healthy and sustainable
>why pay now when you can pay later

>>57331396
Not long, we already have dominos financing pizza lol

>>57331387
Then their EBT will be increased.
Government subsidies on Jordans.

>>57331371
>>57331398
Think its bad right now, wait until the Great Depression 2.0 begins around 2024/2025. Its gonna make the shitshow from the 1930's look like paradise by comparison kek

>>57331304
fuck you, niggerfaggotbitchkikemonkey
threadly reminder that /smg/ is a nigger-free zone, and if ya found to be posting with th wrong skin color, then ya gonna be executed… to death… by whippins n shit…

>>57331407
the world is ending bro, in just two years at most, hope you bought ammo, societal collapse is imminent, the west has fallen

>>57331400
>we already have dominos financing pizza
Oh shit, thats right. They still offer that?

-the market crabs for 1 hour and i get fucked buy and selling
-I give up
-the market rallies

>>57331352
Niggers are the ultimate NPC drone. It's a consumer class pre-built with obsession with status due to low IQ and a desperate need of approval due to lack of father figures. That's the ultimate capitalist consumer. Keeping up with the Jones on crack, literally most of the time. Think about this next time you observe negroid behaviour. I would feel bad for them if I didn't believe they all needed to be killed.

>>57331418
>pic rel. we've returned to normal, buy ATH, buy buy buy consoooooooooom

So how do I profit off of mass demonic possession? Long scientology? How do I invest in the mormons?

>>57331418
Say it isn't so

>>57331420
I dunno I've been trying to avoid the slop much as possible.

>>57331425
I was being wholly serious. I see the west falling any day now. The great reset is coming. Our only hope is Trump

This thread is so doomer damn. Buy signal.

>>57331446
Because all news except PPI were dogshit and you could argue PPI being good only means the consoomer will get raped even harder.

>>57331398
>this is how the american consumer stays afloat
Pretty much. Apocalypse if normies start losing jobs left and right

>>57331446
it's over, bro, look at the yield curve. This will be the biggest collapse in recorded history. Anarchy will reign. Blood will run in the streets. Hope you prepared, people will be killing each other for a can of soup

>>57331428
Buy ZION

>>57331460
How much would Shit&Piss lose today if Bostic said rate hikes are still on the table?

Does it always get like this after a couple of red days? I haven't been here long

>>57331434
oh, well. carry on then
as you were

>>57331360
Also because german taxpayer since 1/1/24 doesn't give subsidy of 4500 EUR for each EV anymore. The problem with parts from China was a welcome justification to slow down production and get more taxpayer money for laying off temporary workers.

>>57331462
Promise to be raiders with your neighbors

>>57331481
So what happens to the giga factory workers in Germoney?

>>57331464
Regional banks have held up reasonably well so far. When ZION flashes red you will know it's happening.

>couple redish days and the doomers are euphoric for whatever reason
I don't get it.

>>57331469
Now that would be funny. Doubt they do it though. Surely they are seeing the cracks

>>57331460
This graph is very uninsightful considering inflation.
>>57331498
Would smash

>>57331489
According to german law, workers are entitled to unemployment payments which makes it attractive for both employers and employees, to reduce workforce.... As the stoppage is only announced to be two weeks, only a few temp workers will have to go, probably. You want to keep the more experienced workers.

SOXLs gonna have a double digit green day after TSM guidance

>>57331503
Retard, it means US goyim aren't even living paycheck to paycheck anymore. They're living paycheck to theoretical paycheck. Something will break if Fed suddenly realizes 5.5% isn't enough.

>>57331529
I guess I'm just not getting what you're getting out of that graph. Credit basically always increases and always has. Our gdp has doubled in the same time frame that consumer credit has only increased from ~700mil to ~1 trillion. So... things are actually getting better ?

It is absolutely incredible watching SPY shoot up just because of AMD and Nvidia. Why call it SP500 if only 2 companies matter?

>>57331361
Should i go long on cameco with a x10 leverage ?

So I am just buying into a global index fund every other week.

Pretty boring after done 1000x on crypto. But if I start with leverage trades in stocks I'll get wrecked, especially as it took me 5 tries to get this fucking captcha right, what the fuck.

>>57331569
>GDP has doubled
Yet nothing is being produced you fucking moron and that is the crux of the issue. Swapping numbers around and blaring how great your economy is doing is exactly what chinx are doing. Do you think average American will live like a chink and barely afford rice?

Anons..... Should we buy BAYER? A P/E of MINUS FUCKING 9 sounds absolutely ridiculous kek

The bubble is never going to pop, is it?

>>57331361
there isn't a premarket for spot. you're looking at price action that already happened yesterday,
silex isn't going to commercialization for another 5-10 years. it is not a HALEU play today even if they were done with R&D, because they are on the hook to enrich literally tens of thousands of depleted UF6 canisters, soaked internally with fluorine from sitting around for over a decade, to LEU so they can be fed to cascades.
clay montgomery is a fucking clown, stop listening to him.
>>57331582
1) you're three years late
2) no

>>57331588
>nothing is being produced
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. top producers of oil, pharmaceuticals, the list goes on. largest importer of high skilled immigrants, it's not like they're sitting around collecting welfare; we're the innovation power house of the planet. What exactly are you schizoing about. Just admit you were wrong to post that meaningless graph.

>>57331611
It will, they all do. And it might be soon because 5.5% is clearly not working, yet any increases would eviscerate the poors and the middle class, see >>57331460

>>57331611
>The bubble is never going to pop, is it?
Why do you think there's a bubble? Do you unironically think companies that control your entire life and half of businesses' existences are OVERvalued? Kek

>>57331611
It will, but you wont know until its too late.

>>57331620
>pharmaceuticals
Yeah because the average American needs 50 pills to cope with chinkification of his life. Africa can extract oil too, do you want to be an official African nation then?

>>57331611
No unironically unless the artic circle expands or like a catastrophe on the scale of a big ass meteorite hitting the earth happens

I'm just here for dividends on stonks that I will leave to someone else when I die. Also, bought some MCFNF because they sound politically connected and maybe people will confuse the ticker with a McDonald's/Five Nights At Freddy's crossover.

>>57331620
>it's not like they're sitting around collecting welfare;
Oh nevermind you were baiting lol.

>>57331625
>>57331634
Have you considered that you're a nigger.
There's no credit crisis.

>mumoids think it's normal market behavior for all the market to be 1 stock, nvideo
>this while the shit piss is making a double top and the yield curve is de-inverting
FAFO it is, mumoids

>soxl chads
You did slurp the dip didnt you?

>>57331648
>There's no credit crisis
Yet. Now what if Fed has to push to 6%? Or 20% Like r*ssia when everyone realizes the music is stopping and it's time to find a chair?

>>57331660
You're starting to come to terms with it now. Don't worry, the next discount should come around in 2026 or 2027.

>4560 again
Yeah, this market is retarded.

>>57331041
is LLAP gonna moon in 3 years?

Reminder to chink shills. It can go lower. It will go lower.

>>57331689
stop trying to fight it.

>>57331689
>4560
Will by S&P500 at the end of today

oh, so we're making the double-top a triple-top?
sure, why not
go ahead mumus, fill my orders

I told you mongoloids to short MARA when it at $26 on the day of BTC ETF announcement and everyone laughed. Now it is at $17 but still got a long way to go to sub $10.

Has any bizantine been to China? What's really going on there in the economy. Give it to me straight.

>>57331686
When retards like you are caught with their pants down I will be fucking laughing. You will be broke and homeless when your debt heroin runs out and you have to suck dicks to live another day. I will be simply laughing because your own opulence disguised as prosperity is bringing you this.
Enjoy the nigger inferno when wagies realize their credit interest is bigger than their paycheck.

>TSMC beats expectations
>Upwardly revised targets for MSFT
Oh we're pumping today techbros. Heh, when are we not pumping?
Gotta love it when the market keeps proving bobos wrong.

mmmm I'm feeling uranium and microsoft.

>Almost 1.5% gain premarket, and people are still leaning onto Fed cutting
The only question is not if but when do these retards wake up.

>>57331740
In mainland china, public stocks aren't treated as an investment, they're more of speculative games. The spectre of government can arbitrarily destroy the equity value of a company overnight like what happened with Jack Ma and Alibaba. Therefore the only reliable investment vehicle was "real estate". I use quotes because people don't typically buy land, they purchase the rights to a single unit in a massive apartment complex. There are millions of these sitting completely empty because they're treated like americans treat an index fund. I'm sure you've heard of these. It turns out that this is only sustainable if your population is experiencing constant growth, and very few young people want to have children because young people want a modern (expensive life style) that makes having children a financial burden rather than a boon such as in an agrarian or industrial society.

>>57331743
>when wagies realize their credit interest is bigger than their paycheck
Yeah yeah whatever dumb fucking bobo

>>57331740
They went to China to steal silk worms

ARMchads.... Are we back?? Time for another ATH?

>>57331779
>The spectre of government can arbitrarily destroy the equity value of a company overnight like what happened with Jack Ma and Alibaba.
Or SAVE.

What do mumus think will happen when inflation accelerates so much due to credit consooomption that Fed has no choice except immediately skyrocket the rates, fucking every single retard with even smallest credit?
Do you think Fed will stand on your side and not let you go bankrupt? Let's suppose they do:
>US hyperinflates
>absolutely nobody is willing to take worthless shitpaper that dollar becomes
>no one will give you a loan because they are NOT getting it back and the interest is worthless
Now what? Now you suck dicks for protein and hope Hitler will come to save you, but he won't - he's busy praying to NIGGERS. The true American gods.

>>57331827

>>57331821
Reminder the mortgage delinquency rate wasn't much higher than this before everything broke. You think 2008 was bad when it was just real estate?

>>57331827
you are mentally ill

>>57331829
Buy now, pay later.

>>57331836
Reminder that you'll get your chance next cycle

>>57331840
And you have trillions of debt hanging over your head with no way out other than a default and plummet in living standards.

>>57331779
>In mainland china, public stocks aren't treated as an investment, they're more of speculative games. The spectre of government can arbitrarily destroy the equity value of a company overnight like what happened with Jack Ma and Alibaba.
Midwit take, BABA had p/e of ~40 at the top. extremely overvalued and growth slowed due to the property bubble pop

should I slurp SAVE?

>BABA
that was the bottom

>>57331779
Good post. A few years ago everyone and their aunt lauded China for having turned a communist country into a capitalist country. Now I read that Xi Jinping pivoted from growing the economy to securing the CCP's grip on China and ushering in "socialism with Chinese characteristics". Is it fair to expect the big cities to keep thriving and the rural areas to remain impoverished, a bit like in Russia? Admittedly Xi Jinping seems more level headed than other world leaders.

>>57331867
I want to marry the short hair one and also motorboat and leave hickeys all over her beautiful soft tummy oh god it looks so soft and warm rjirbirbvycwycey

SOXL SISSIES! I will be able to afford bottom surgery soon if we keep this up!!!

>>57331867
imagine sharing a bathroom with them. The stench must be unbearable

>>57331867

>>57331867
>JINGDONG
Today is the bottom.

>>57331867
Seeing that cute mom makes me feel painfully alone
I knew they'd be repercussions for spending my teenage years playing Diablo II

I am stuck here forever :|

>>57331881
YO LIL BOBO

>>57331908
I mean at the end of the day it's just a woman anon. Your veins will run white hot with desire for awhile but after years you grow accustomed to that pretty face and it's nothing special anymore. All you're left with is financial obligation and a complete destruction of your free time.

>>57331924
This, we're better off being alone. Only cuck losers fall for the womeme.
Women are inferior to us, barely more conscious than rocks, a total financial drain, stink out of their asses, and are fucking stupid and annoying

>>57331953
>a total financial drain
it's only moneyz
>stink out of their asses
it's only smellz

>>57331953
>annoying
Everyone fucking annoys me these days. The shit that comes out of peoples mouths man holy fuck...

>>57331984
it's only wordz

>>57331953
I don't hate them they're just not really worth it to me as much as my instincts tempt me with promises of dopamine and oxytocin if I could get a cutie like that mom in my arms. It's such a steep price to pay just for that. Likely I would be motivated to pay it regardless if I had any desire to be a father though. But that has nonexistent appeal for whatever reason. If anything makes me feel bearish on the market it's that epidemic of this very lack of desire to be a parent that I and so many others seem to have. We're entering a rat utopia extinction scenario potentially. Even niggers are breeding less. What is happening.

Is there actually something to crypto lads? I can’t stand hearing about the endless shitcoins but perhaps I’ve just been a beta about it. Should I consider hopping onto the bitcoin etf wagon now that the initial hype died down?

>soxl up 7.221%
>in premarket
good fucking god.

>>57331990
>it's only wordz
Very, very annoying and unfathomably ignorant words.
>>57332007
>It's such a steep price to pay just for that
Brother you don't have to marry them, you don't have to pay for their shit. If they don't like it they can fuck off.

>>57332015
brace for volatility

>>57332015
TSM beat earnings I guess.

>>57332025
They're gonna fuck off if I don't give em a kid so whatever

>>57332049
>They're gonna fuck off if I don't give em a kid so whatever
So give em a kid.

>>57332015
Im short Teradyne for earnings. I think I am hosed.

>>57332049
kids take stinky shits too
imagine living with a wife who takes stinky shits and a kid who takes stinky shits.
People willingly do this to themselves lmao

>>57330967
Is that what those chest tremors are?

>>57331462
I get worried when I see more than 1 other anon mention the yield curve. So far we're okay, it's just 1 other anon for now.
I want /smg/ to get so btfo that they livestream themselves roping and doing backflips off bridges.

I'll be buying JINGDONG at open. This information is of systemic importance, do with it whatever you will.

What shit&piss is doing is denying all logic, making me think it's going to plummet soon. But I also thought that a few hours ago so it might as well continue to 6k.

>>57332067
Maybe sometimes smellz are better that no smellz.

>>57332061
She's a guy too!?
Horrible blackpill

>>57332080
>What shit&piss is doing is denying all logic, making me think it's going to plummet soon. But I also thought that a few hours ago so it might as well continue to 6k.

>>57332075
I don't even mention the yield curve anymore because it's so fucked. 10Y is just a few bad days away from inverting with 2M

Passive investing chads stay winning

>Slurpers win again
Lmao just lol

>>57332088
She's not a guy anon... Checked.

Nvda will go up 1% daily on average until there is no more liquidity left

>>57332080
S&P trying for ATH again?
>AFUERA

>>57332067
That's not even in my top 500 reasons not to have a child but lmao go on then Sindri

>>57332108
>That's not even in my top 500 reasons not to have a child
faggot loser, you will never be a real man and you have invented 500 reasons to cope with that fact. Enjoy being a NPC

Good morning anons, what are we pushing today? Besides coke and hookers.

>>57332116
>you will never be a real man
I came to terms with that like 10 years ago and decided I'd just live around it instead. Try a different attack vector.

BUILDING PERMITS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>20k miss on initial claims
There's your march cut you delusional fucking retards.

Your daily reminder that the powers that be are pulling a 1:1 recreation of everything that lead to the collapse of the Weimar Republic, except it's happening to the entirety of Europe and North America instead of one war-shitted country this time.

KEK. almost tripled within a few weeks

>>57332138

>>57332138
Kek shipping companies losing money even at these rates.

>>57332069
Probably just anxiety.
I get it right before I fall asleep sometimes. Feels like what I imagine heart attack feels like

>>57332146
and the legend

>>57332138
>>57332146
explain like im a GME holder

what's even the play today... wait for semi-conductors to crash? miss this wave?

>sold 5 $150 AMD weeklies during the first pump when it was $155

we scamwick now fr fr

>>57330927
Based thread OP

VIX bros what the FUCK was that

>>57332159
container shipping from Chyna to the west is getting MOASS'd

>>57330927
Can the Indian anons here create daily nifty threads? Tomorrow gap up or down?

>>57332173

>Market RISING on basically confirmation of longer rape hikes
Is this a trick to squeeze bobos or are people legitimately retarded?

>>57332159
The houties are squeezing the hedgies.

so we going to pump on no news again

>>57332137
>US doomed to decline with whichever president gets elected
>China always on the verge of imploding
>Europe and Russia are a joke
Is this how India becomes the leading superpower by default?
Truly this is the worst future

>>57332186
Pretty sure they will keep rates at current levels for the entire year.

>>57332203
Sellniggers can't keep up with the 401k inflows. Pumping is the default behavior outside of sell events.

>>57332209
At this point I'm doubting they will ever go down, they might have to raise them and then credit wagies get assraped.

>>57332209
Lmao. Sure they will haha

>>57332212
True. I become 401k eligible in March. You guys get ready to thank me personally for contributing 20% of each of my paychecks going to help prop up this bullshit market.

>>57330927
AMD bros, we're gonna go UP UP UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57332218
People literally have to work 2 jobs to afford life you stupid faggot and majority on retards are in debt one way or another. If they cut, America dies.

>>57332216
The consensus is rate cuts, this means they will have to raise at some point in the future.

>>57332152
>container get more expensive
>no one buying shit anyway
>might as well wait till we get meaningful volume
the absolute state of shipping companies

>>57332222
checked
also
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

KWABOTY for 2024 should go to SAVE baggies

>>57332223
When they cut it will be too late. I don’t think you quite understand how this all works.

OILbros, I just missed the brent dip...

>>57332243
>I don’t think you quite understand how this all works.
But I do. And that is exactly what will happen. Wagie slaughter then recession.

BUDDY
LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>>57332243
Agreed. It doesn't make sense why they think they should adjust rates at all. Keep it at a flat 2% and never change it. Recessions are a natural part of an economic cycle. Fucking around with rates will only kick the can down the road and make it worse.

>>57332236
>there are anons who unironically said the SAVE chart looked good after the merger was blocked
jej

>>57332250
>OILbros, I just missed the brent dip...
Don't miss the JingDong dip.

>>57332159
>>57332183
Those vessels are empty, nobody is actually manufacturing anything so nobody is actually shipping anything. Furthermore this lack of goods being made for consumption is going to further exacerbate the inflation problem, as there are are the same number of consumers chasing fewer goods. It is for this reason we will not have any rate cuts in March, and the whole fucking market is positioning itself wrong.

>>57332257
you do realize this is our entire financial system right
shes been fucked for decades but as long as everyone is willing to keep up the delusion, the delusion continues
all markets in human history ultimately get rugpulled and go to 0

2YR is only 0.22 from inverting with 10YR after this print. lol, lmao even.

>>57332265
Or fewer goods means more stocks bought instead with the saved money kek pump never ends

I should have shorted the VIX at the close

>>57332186
They won't hike. Cuts are not fully priced in. Earnings soon which will confirm even more corporate price gouging. If you ain't slurping every dip, you're retarded

JingDong has so much cash in RMB (almost entire mcap) it's become a USD/RMB forex trading pair.

>>57332268
She? Sirs, please.

>>57332271
>people saving money
That's not why there's inflation.

>>57332272
>>57332272
Coffee bros we drinkin cheap

>REDDIT TO LAUNCH ITS IPO IN MARCH
finally we'll be able to short Reddit lmao

>>57332272
I should have sold my Natgas 3 hours before and bought now, anyways, it's only a few bucks.

>>57332274
>Cuts not priced in
>Will say "priced in"
>Actually 6 cuts are priced in despite hint at 3
What is it?

>>57332268
I wish the average person understood how fucked all this stuff is with regards to giving the central bank so much control over rates / dollar printing. Hopefully after an economic collapse we will learn. Probably not.

>>57332274
>Earnings soon which will confirm even more corporate price gouging.
Which is inflationary.

>>57332272
glad to see Hogbros are back in control

in order to keep expenditures low i have given up traditional coffee and i just poop into a mug and add hot water

I have some soxl calls for tomorrow, they're saved. Hot damn, now all I have to do is buy more?

>>57332291
They're not trading yet, that's yesterday's gains

>>57332278
Saved to spend it I mean. On stonks

>>57332285
sauce

>DXY turned up (slightly up now)
>Yields big spike
And yet the markets are pumping. Bobos please, why are you still fighting the big money? Everyone wants to make money so of course they will keep propping up the markets by huge inflows. Sellers can and never will outdo buyers

>>57332287
>Probably

>>57332297
https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/reddit-seeks-launch-ipo-march-sources-2024-01-18/

>>57332271
Finish your crayons if you're going to talk to me. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

gonna buy weekly calls on nvda and msft. close em by eod for a x2 or x3. wake up tomorrow and do it all over again

>>57332299
define pumping
all i see is a chop slop fest in the broad markets

>>57332308
you say that but you never post results because you dont

>Current natural gas contract is NGG4

Don't fall for these futures kikery
The market WILL end up bloodred today
The biggest crash in history is coming, tick tock.
Hope you bought ammo

>>57332286
>What is it?
Cuts are priced in in terms of percentages (right now at 70% I think) so not fully priced in. Also, rates do not matter for large and mega caps as evident by 2023 data and have actually been a net profit for them. Mega and large caps also have most of their debt locked at very low rates and the debt doesn't need to be refinanced until many years later.
This so called "restrictive" policy is complete horsecrap.
But an optimistic market and FED means we will simply keep going up, regardless of cuts or hikes.
>>57332288
Yes. Keep inflation around 3% which means pussy FED won't do anything but it means higher profits. Normies will adjust since they have gotten too rich

>>57332303
>put your money in trannies and faggot losers
Seems to be where we are goin

Where is the MSFT calls guy who was scared and thought about closing in early january? Did he hold? Did theta not kill him?

until this guy >>57332332 fully mentally capitulates and believes with every fiber of his being that the market will never go down again, the markets will continue to go up

>>57332343
kek

>>57332173
>>57332183
Futures switching to front month??

>>57332337
>Cuts are priced in in terms of percentages (right now at 70% I think) so not fully priced in
If you price them in in percentage, you are expecting them to happen and thus adjust the price now already to the circumstance happening. Why would the price even move with the chances going higher or lower if it is not pricing in the cut or hike itself?

>>57332332
>Hope you bought ammo
I can't I'm yuropean. What do you suggest?

>>57332178
Chup be lode

>>57332353
It's the index, nothing to do with futures

>>57332358
Stock up on food and get you and your family to a place far from civilization. The streets will run red with blood soon, your kids and wife risk getting raped and killed and eaten if you don't heed this call. Time is running out. The West has fallen

>>57332254
Wagies have already been slaughtered sir. The inflation for the last two months has been all of the buy now pay later programs

>>57332173
vix is a dead instrument
caring about vix is like your boomer dad caring about facebook

>>57332374
Dead until it’s not

>>57332355
Then I guess the market is just using that as an excuse to keep pumping in the cash. The american retirement system depends on it

>>57332373
Except if they don't pay, then bankruptcy clears the slate to... you guessed it, buy more.

>>57332373
They still can afford to eat and have a place to sleep.

>>57332377
problem is its not a leading indicator
when vix spikes the move has already happened
vol is priced in near real-time now with 0dtes

>>57332372
I was thinking earlier, moving to a place that is already a dictatorship might be a better place to exist in, after everywhere is a dictatorship. I was thinking Thailand or The Philipenes

>>57332372
How many must die?

just slurped some ATO, what am I in for?

>>57332374
>>57332377
He means all the hedging VIX used to look at got moved into 0dtes. You have to include VIX1D in your analysis.

>>57332380
Right and it takes quite sometime to go through bankruptcy and all that. The market will be dead for a few years. Unless they give us all stimulus again.

>>57332391
Yeah of course the 0DTEs messed up a lot of the hedging issue. But there will be an unwind of the VIX, might as well try to time it for a nice payday

>>57332372
yees, yeeeees. let the doom flow through you

>>57332372
2 more weeks

>futes

>>57332401
the vix... is not a stock bro
the market is evolving and changing and more 0dtes will be hitting the market in due time
the vix is over

>TSLA

today ends blood red, mark my words

>>57332303
fuckin lol
i'll buy once the inevitable 60% dip occurs. seems no other namefag forum has popped up to overtake their popularity.

Meh. Looks like easy money on intraday calls. We cannot capitulate. The market or market makers we've had are abysmal.

>>57332427
wanna bet money on it

>>57332415
>the vix is over
there will never be volatility again

>>57332388
kek

>>57332415
>no one will ever want to buy insurance for 30days+ ever again.

Maybe you’re right

>>57332434
He shouldn't because they would just print what they need to float it up a day or two. Game changed last year.

>>57332439
its actually true
you dont need insurance 30 days out when vol is near accurately priced in real-time
we do daily insurance now and it only costs a couple of pennies

Where’s the anon who shilled Humana over Cigna yesterday fucking kek

>>57332434
I am. I still haven't sold my shorts and I'm 100 bux down. I am not selling because all the data so far points to massive uncontrollable inflation while everyone is cheering.

>>57332460
Cigna balls lmao

>>57332461
so ask yourself this question
why do you think you know better than the market and that this data you talk about is somehow giving you an edge that people who manage gazillions of fake dollars that dont exist do

>>57332457
You can’t believe that this is true 100% of the time. Are you telling me the market is intelligent now? Because it’s retarded and oh shit moments happen.

>>57332461
I agree with you but I'm not as fervent that they will just let it happen without doing anything. TPTB needs a burger nation to go wherever eodrael sends us.

So how much longer until Lloyd Austin goes in front of the congress and says the Iranians are in possession of WoMDs?

Is the anon who was short AMD from $115 still here? Did you finally exit? Give us a proof of life please.

>>57332487
PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

C'MON NATGAS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP, 2,7 EOD

>>57332472
look at 2023
other than when the banks looked scary for a second only to be rescued by the fed (the fed is still pumping money into them) where was the volatility? all we hear is liquidity is decreasing, this and that, but the tape doesnt lie
as soon as you get a scary red candle its instantly bid back up because the 0dtes are doing their job
that doesnt mean the market wont ever go down again but expect downside moves to be much more controlled because the 0dtes on the other side will start doing their job when selling takes place

>>57332468
When everyone else jumps off a cliff I hope you are as smart as the group you literal cattle.

>>57332487
fool us once...
...
the point is you can't fool us again!

>>57332501
>the point is you can't fool us again
ahahhahahahahaaa! It'll work, you and I both know it will fucking work again.

>>57332498
this seems more like a political issue for you
i agree everything is shit but you need to understand you have no edge and nothing you know matters because youre no one
no offense, it would go the same for me if i tried to start trying to call the market

Shameless bulltrap

>>57332499
Yes I am aware of what happened last year. What happened then was a can kicking moment to let the big players prepare for what is going to happen this year.

>>57332519
>>57332519
new bread

Hmm my March 1 165 AMD calls already hit their strike, do I hold for earnings?

>>57332372
Bullish

>>57332467
Undertaker will never recover from this.

>PHUN still going up despite epic rugpull

God fucking damn it.
I bought puts again.