/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57275863
they're gonna nuke it (figuratively and literally) to zero.

>>57275872
reverse repo facility is on its way to 0, yes

>>57275863
Does this mean I will finally be able to afford a house?

>>57275863
When moon? Everyone seems to be losing their job

>>57275948
>When moon?
moon of what?
>>57275916
depends
if we get a deflationary recession, then probably
we get one of those if layoffs start flying left and right

Based
I am the anon from /smg/ who has been calling March 2024 for about a year now, check the archives if you like . Also behead a mumoid, roundhouse kick a mumoid, slam dunk a mumoid into concrete face first.

>>57276054
you can also get the most aggressive rate cut and largest QE of all time, at the same time

>Ironic neutral tweet
It's crazy how super simplistic psychological tricks still work on the retards.

things go wel
>See? I told you it was gonna be lit
things go bad
>See? I told you it was gonna be lit (but in an ironic way teehee~)

>>57275863
Kek they still think we're getting rate cuts and QE this early. Market is in for a rude awakening.

>>57276823
they're cutting in March

>>57277873
>they're cutting in March
there will be no rate cuts in 1H of 2024
dream on

>>57276052
Pajeet is asking when the Elohim on the Moon are coming back down here.

>>57277915
>dream on
did you not watch the December meeting?
maybe you didn't lol

>>57275863
Oh sweet summer child. You're in for a world of pain the next couple years.

>>57275863
none of those things will happen
posting zh tweets should be an instaban

>>57275863
TWO
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WEEKS
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>>57278886
Holy shit you are an ape brained retard sucking on the tete of news media propaganda. Anon was right. People like you are gonna be crushed this year. Don't say you weren't warned.

>>57280524
BTFP has an expiration date set, child
the FED has said in December that by that time next year, they're expecting rates to be between 4.5% and 4%
so they're lying now?

>>57281143
how would I be crushed, little faggot?
BTFP is a life line for regional banks who are in the absolute red, risking bankruptcy
did I sleepwalk my way into buying bank stock??? lmao

you are an utter retard who doesn't even know what I'm talking about, you just assumed I'm some doomercel trying to predict the end of the world
all I'm saying is March has a perfect storm brewed, and we might see bailouts

if you can't see at least the possibility of it, you should commit suicide immediately, I'm serious

>>57281119
weeeee

>>57280524
>none of those things will happen

>>57276054
you are wrong anon the fed has been political not market driven sicne the banking crisis last march
there is absolutely no way the fed is going to allow a greater depression to begin right before hotly contested elections where the uniparty is threatened
wait for december to gonna be 'lit'

like htat other anon said they will just cut rates and switch from qt to qe before reserves become too low and the can is kicked for another few months and you will seethe uncontrollably that your puts just all expired worthless

>>57281515
this

>>57281788
the fed has been political since day one it just happens to be controlled by different groups at different times with different objectives

>>57281823
yes and now all those different factions are all united in protecting their racket from someone truly on the outside that endangers all their livelihoods

>rate cuts
Where will the Sp500 bottom be? inb4 soft landing

>>57278008
Is this postulating that there are Cthonic entities that devour humans and Jews are their interface with the human realm?

>>57275863
Good thing I don't know what any of this means, or else I might be euphoric/terrified.

>>57275863
>zerohedge

>>57278008
Based Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever reader

>>57275863
March will be giga dump month. Zero hedge is always wrong and is controlled by elite Jews to subvert retard alt right fags that like Trump

>>57278886
empty talk, none of that shit matters

>>57275863

>Reverse Repo Ends
No, it doesn't.

>BTFP Ends
It will be extended.

>FED Cuts
If the market gives it a higher than 50% probability, then they will cut.

>QT Ends
No, it doesn't.

We're already seeing inflation caused by the Red Sea crisis and it's just the beginning

>>57284874
>No, it doesn't.
it's going to 0

>It will be extended.
are you jerome?

>If the market gives it a higher than 50% probability, then they will cut
here we are just quoting the fed themselves, who have said that the target rates for DEC2024 are between 4 and 4.5

>No, it doesn't.
maybe, but you're now contradicting yourself because the BTFP is essentially a massive easing move, it's as if they had cut all bonds to negative to make them whole, check regional bank stocks after BTFP

>>57284834
>they told the truth and followed through with hikes
>but now that they are targeting below 4.5 EOY they're lying
if they cut in march I'm going to spam the entire board for a month straight with a cap of your posts

>>57275914
i think he was saying that the conflict in the red sea and gulf of oman will escalate until a limited nuclear exchange and/or false flag / cyberattack takes the market down, and i agree with him

>>57281452
CPI data showing a .3% increase in core inflation and the jobs data being revised to show that 70k jobs (at least) were simply conjured out of thin air to cook the books both point towards interest rates holding past March ESPECIALLY if dumb shit continues to happen in the middle east

>>57281788
see the thing about your analysis is, it is valid according to the dataset we've been fed our entire lives. your logic and deductions are correct, based on the 4 year election cycle you have witnessed and read about since you were a child.
however, much like ChatGPT, when the possibility of pattern-breaking events causing new patterns to emerge in a chaotic environment must be considered, your logic breaks down

schizos are unironically literally sincerely correct- the system is about to blow up in what will almost certainly be the most dramatic series of events in at least a century and perhaps all of modern history.

>>57281947
blinking, 404 signal not found

>>57282333
checked
i think more that humans were genetically engineered by an advance alien race referred to as elohim in the bible, who are coming back shortly.

>>57284810
i thought ZeroHedge was supposed to be Russian doom propaganda

>>57284874
this poster probably has the highest statistical probability of being correct. Nothing ever happens.

>>57275863
The usual hopium shit

Spoiler: rate cuts will only apply to black and brown borrowers. Whites will have to pay full interest + tip

>>57286999
>checked
Right back at ya...

>>57281490
>>57281515
What happens
>then
?

>>57276823
>Kek they still think we're getting rate cuts and QE this early. Market is in for a rude awakening.

They will get what they deserve , none of them understands simple economics.
Me still laughing after Red Sea drama increased shipping rates which soon will be a part of new higher prices of goods on the store shelfs.

Would not be surprised at all if we get another rate hike because of this.

>>57286957
what

>>57281823
>different groups at different times with different objectives
Take my heckin' silverino for a quality post my fellow White Christian blue-collar male!

>>57286993
You're a retarded nigger, this year's bullrun will make 2020 look like a joke.

>>57275863
Always do the opposite of zero hedge

>>57275916
No because we’ll be at 20% unemployment and banks need an active proof of income

There is definitely light at the end of the tunnel but nothing is happening anytime soon.

>>57275863

vix will drop.
options will end up worthless.
ww3 is not happening.
most happenings are cancelled.
nothing will happen.

>>57290905
you seem confused, this isn't a doomercel thread bro
this is just mundane shit we can make money on

>>57292529
at least i dont have 13 posts in a shitty thread

>>57289407
Europe gets totally wrecked if rates keep where they are for another year.