/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57246450
Chainlink ETF approval first

The ETF is bearish retard

JUST IN: Bitcoin ETF decision will not be delayed by SEC hack - Cathie Wood

>>57246480
kek

unfortunately they will not approve today. although they will post something to twitter, they won't wait until the last second to do it it will spring it on us any second now. it will most likely be a delay. or a rejection of about ten out of eleven applications. the one they will accept will not be well known and will not be interesting for most traders we will dump.

take a second and think about what the next big hype is after this ETF saga?

that's right nothing at all which means we will crab, aka dump sideways

>>57246720
>unfortunately they will not approve today
Today is the final federal deadline for one of the ETFs faggot
They have to accept or reject the Ark one

>>57246450
Me and my bitch getting ready to spend our Bitcoin on jalapeno poppers at chili's.

>>57246752
you mean this one?

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1869699/000141783524000003/0001417835-24-000003-index.htm

>>57246808
Yes
That link just shows the filing was accepted not the ETF itself (even though we all know at this point that it will be accepted)

>>57246720
even if it was to be accepted (it won't) it wouldn't be bullish
tons of paper btc would flood the market

>>57246847
i love this fud. keep up the good work

>>57246847
Possibly short term price rally to suck in the masses. But in the end we get bogd

>>57246884
I'm being serious
look what happened to gold's price actions once institutions could short infinite amounts of paper gold.
If you're long Bitcoin you're stupid.

>>57246906
sure post the gold spot etf approval chart. i've seen it, have you?

What time will we find out it’s already fucking 2pm

>>57247174
Possibly not by market close so around 5-5:30 eastern, I have a feeling it'll come out before then though (based on nothing but I'll be watching like it can come out any second)

>>57247174
shortly after the US stock market closes (4pm EST, 9pm GMT)

>>57246512
Lol yeah right retard

>>57247185
or this honestly

>>57246450
Cope thread. It'll be rejected/delayed because of manipulation.
Courtesy of Gary, Elisabeth's rat

>>57247217
They're not going to cancel a federal deadline and delay the decision because of a fucking tweet you mentally ill bear

ETF will set off the ETH pump (because it's next narrative for ETF after BTC ETF) and you can get rich by betting on ETH beta:

BLUR is the governance token for the Blur NFT marketplace

Flooring is an NFT platform that allows fractionalization of NFTs into microtokens to improve affordability and liquidity

Paraspace and Fungify are NFT lending protocols, basically aave and compound of NFTs, although Fungify is more like makerdao of NFTs

Fungify is like S&P500 for NFTs and probably the cheapest way to get NFT exposure through their collections, especially for noobs. instead of handpicking NFTs you can just purchase an NFT index

it's similar to Paraspace but you can also get yield on NFTs and also long and short them

if you think NFTs will be making a comeback and you don't want to handpick NFTs yourself, you can just buy these 4 assets

Good luck anon

BREAKING Spot Bitcoin ETFs to start trading tomorrow - CBOE

JUST IN: SEC expected to approve Spot Bitcoin ETFs today after trading closes, Fox Business reports.

>>57247199
How is diluting the supply of BTC not bearish for BTC?

>>57247369
its not diluting the supply any more than WBTC is

>>57247232
Cooper and slither

>>57246720
>take a second and think about what the next big hype is after this ETF saga?
Ngmi

JUST IN: The following spot Bitcoin ETFs will start trading on Cboe tomorrow, pending SEC approval:

• VanEck
• Fidelity
• Franklin
• ArkInvest
• WisdomTree
• Invesco Galaxy

>>57246450
Its going to get rejected ahahha gensler is waiting until the last second and will then proceed a mega dump ahahahah you got played again you delusional bulls ahahaha my 20x short will so much money I can retire to some island ahahahahhaha

JUST IN: SEC says FBI is investigating yesterday's hack on X.

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1745169124131553557

>>57247682
this and >>57247746
will be the excuse

Why is the SEC waiting until the very last second to rule on this?

>>57247763
give maximum time for insiders to position themselves properly

>>57246720
Maybe you should take a second and think retard. The halving is coming up in a few months

>>57247235
Genuinely good advice. I’ll look into this. Thanks anon.

>>57247763
Real answer is that ETFs are normally approved after market close.

>>57247859
And always on the last day possible?

>>57246884
That's what happened to the gold and silver markets. The tail wags the dog. There is 20x as much paper silver as physical.

Approval in one hour.
$48k passed in one hour fifteen minutes
$50k passed in one hour forty
$52k passed in three hours
There will be BOBOs offing themselves by every method known to man
Stay inside

>>57247763
Maximizing the desperation of buttcorners to become part of the very financial system which buttcorn was supposed to subvert. It's a flex to demonstrate who really runs the show.

>>57247883
spot etfs arent paper

>>57247955
Based

>>57247235
btc might sell of frist however

45 minutes until the US stock market closes

>>57246752
The ark one is piss, wait until March for the ones that matter

>>57248161
they risk getting sued by blackrock and others if they only approve one but not the others at the same time

>>57246948
Look at gold spot in 2004 brainlet it was red for 6 months

Sold all my btc i bought in high on at a profit already just incase
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1869699/000141783524000010/8A_Cert_ARKB.pdf

this form spooked me out sounds bad, they may just be using a different 8a?

>>57248172
Blackrock is in March

>>57248218
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1855781/000141783524000011/8A_Cert_BTCO.pdf
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1838028/000141783524000012/8A_Cert_HODL.pdf

ETF getting denied. The look on all you retards will be priceless while my shorts print money.

>>57248238
Didn't you learn yesterday, retard? Whatever happens leveraged retards get a candle up their ass in both directions

>>57248235
WHAT DO THESE FORMS MEAN
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1852317/000141783524000013/8A_Cert_FBTC.pdf

>>57246450
Chainlink went up today, that is the signal to short the market. Screencap this.

t. BTC group insider.

30 minutes until the US stock market closes

>>57248297
>>57248235
>>57248218
https://twitter.com/SGJohnsson/status/1745175848137707990
https://twitter.com/JSeyff/status/1745177855061786885

Just them withdrawing the early listing thing people got excited about, still doesn't mean anything.

i cant take this anticipation anons i am chainsmoking winnie blues and autistically refreshing twitter every 10 secs waiting forapproval

>>57248413
refresh edgar feed don't get sloppy seconds

>>57248413
>autistically refreshing twitter every 10 secs waiting forapproval
kek same

>>57246512
because all the investors that were scared away from cryptos, will bring money.
>crypto exchange hacks
>crypto taxation
>crypto bubble
As those does not matter anymore, it is no longer tens of million crypto exchange users but a way more and bigger investors to flow in. The amounts of money will somehow create a dumping effect that nobody has been able to argue, but it is coming as more money = less pumping.

>>57248327
fuck, if this is true, they will 100% dump btc to suppress the link price, like they've done so many times before

>>57248462
Nobody cares about your pointless scamtoken. Go back to your containment thread(s).

Maybe you'll get a temporary pump but this is almost certainly going to be a sell the news event. Zero pullbacks since October. What better time for a pullback then a news event like this? Nothing goes up in a continuous straight line, look at the previous bull runs.

>>57248485
What is happening now is unprecedented for crypto. Your faggot buzzwords do not apply to unknown territory.

>>57246450
My finger is on the market sell button just in case they delay it

I am genuinely shaking rn

>>57248524
>>57248434
>>57248413
magic internet beans shouldnt affect your life this much anons

>>57248505
Please revisit this thread in an hour or so I can laugh at you.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

45 minutes until the US stock market closes
We're all going to make it frens

>>57248551
it's happening!!

WHY IS IT DUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>57248551
db trolling people

>>57248568
shit I meant 15 lol

ETF APPROVED

I’m not going outside after 5 p.m as there will be a mass of Bobos offing themselves in the streets. Be careful out there.

>>57248614
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1745185492499345713

>>57248543
It shouldn't you're right I should go back to work and disregard a potential six figure swing

>>57248633
Documents aren't up on edgar nothing is approved
https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcurrent
They will be posted here
everything else is bullshit

All approved let's go

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP HERE WE GO

It’s official

DUMP NOW

just becuase some twitter faggots said it its nor official, wheres the real news?

>>57248717
https://twitter.com/JSeyff/status/1745187087752572986
Closest thing to a source I can find
They posted something, not the expected documents but the site is now down. Looks like approved though.

>>57248672
unfolded had a link up to sec.gov with the statement of approval (in a filing format) but sec now has removed the document. link is still up at unfolded. on telegram.

I can’t BREATHE

>>57248618
I'm going outside to deadcheck them with my sidearm.

>>57248743
inb4 hacked webpage

>>57248729
>>57248696
>>57248680
>>57248633
>>57248614

Why is nothing happening?

The price isn’t even moving.

>>57248777
well, do you see any source?
we're not stupid and neither are whales

>>57248762
probably someone posted 30 mins too early and left for the day. kikes can't get a break this week

“I am happy to confirm that the Grayscale team has received necessary regulatory approvals to uplist GBTC to NYSE Arca, and we will share a press release with additional information shortly” Grayscale spokesperson.
From zerohedge

>>57248220
Reading comprehension == non-existent

I'll spell it out for you.
Deadline == Latest amount of time something is due by. Not the time it will happen, the latest it can.

They risk getting sued if they approve one but not the others at the same time. So they have til the earliest deadline, to give their decisions on all of them. Make sense?

MARGE IS THIS REAL?

>>57248860
Bloomberg dudes confirmed it, everyone else will after.

>>57248860
that's what I saw on sec.gov 30 mins ago but it got pulled.

APproval pdf
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M2BRNschRxE9Rj-e_wvmuQ7QQ5qV9i4G/view

ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL
https://farside.co.uk/pdf/fg-89shlq.pdf

Lmao price is flat because no one is sure yet

posting in (possibly) legendary thread
I WAS HERE BROS I WAS HERE

>>57248983
It's starting to sink in now

>>57248983
kek
FUCK YOUR OPTICS IM GOING IN

You better fucking believe i will be in the screen cap

N

>>57249032
I

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Can the SEC just give this to us without all the drama??

w-what if the happening is now over and this is the end

WE'RE DUMPING!!!!!!
INB4 SEC WEBSITE HACKED
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID IT AGAIN

Approved, now we wait.

why is bch leading btc?

Its going to pump, isnt it?

>>57249048
first the jews at FBI have to frontload

>>57249048
this is the first shot to hyper-bitzcoinization it should be dramatic. big finance and big gov just signed their death warrant.

>>57249069
people are so gaslit I think people are waiting for more confirmation
bloomberg dudes confirming + grayscale confirming is good enough for me

The truth isn’t real anymore. That’s what things have become

>>57249048
>>57249053
They are currently performing a powerful talmudic blood ritual that harnesses outburts of collective emotion, please understand.

SEC was not prepared for how autistic BTC people are

kekity kek

>>57249093
Snopes says it's mostly true

>>57249069
Obviously but I'd expect an orchestrated black swan event before the halvening so that the big dick institutions can buy as much btc as possible to back up their etfs, but it'll be 50k+ before the end of the day

lmao those Koreans got everybody spooked

The Jews over at Bloomberg still haven’t said anything.

https://www.youtube.com/live/iyOq8DhaMYw?si=Nq_XRCedt5yvxrBb

>>57248860
I can tell it's real from the highlighted text

>>57249176
Their ETF dudes are sperging out on twitter excited about the approval

Hype over this ETF is pathetic. If Satoshi could see all you faggots now, actually getting excited about btc being cucked by the hedge funds. Sad! Maybe read the original whitepaper to see what btc was supposed to do for us all. It's laughable what's its been turned into by all you moonboys.

my ethereum gains are making me rock fucking hard

my eth???

you faggots have been hyping me on a pump or a dump for months now
yet here we are crabbing

>>57248983
>bobos were right

behold my poorfolio for this event

I was here bros

>inb4 satoshi wakes up to dump on us

>>57249213
He should probably call back to the office and let them know then.

friendly reminder to buy yo momma a house

>>57249316
With what money faggot? Bitcoin is crabbing on us.

>>57249316
my mom already has a house and the halls don't even chirp

>>57249313
They are in a twitter space right now
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqGoDBqrNbJv?s=20

Not a hack either guys it's legit

>>57249377
Yo mama is a front face

>>57249377
doc here >>57248928
link provided by unfolded on telegram in case you worry, you can follow the link from their too. If you don't know unfolded then never mind, go watch a marvel movie.

>>57249399
>>57249377
Checked and front facing pilled.
Do we have a link?

30 more minutes

here we go boys https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/national-securities-exchanges

>ethereum price up on etf news
>bitcoin price neutral on etf news

Okay, the Bloomberg Jews (the one on TV, not the faggots on Twitter) have now said it’s approved.

So it’s official.

But more to the point, why the fuck is it crabbing? The price should be doing something.

>>57249435

put me in the screen cap. it's our time boys. 100x long all the way...

>>57249451
could be because trading wont start til markets open tomorrow

>>57249451
Yesterday cucked people so bad that there won't be any movement until Gary himself says so

https://www.sec.gov/news/statement/gensler-statement-spot-bitcoin-011023

>>57249464
kek

>>57249377
Checked

>>57249482
>https://www.sec.gov/news/statement/gensler-statement-spot-bitcoin-011023
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 60K FAGGOTS

>>57249482

>>57249482
>While we approved the listing and trading of certain spot bitcoin ETP shares today, we did not approve or endorse bitcoin. Investors should remain cautious about the myriad risks associated with bitcoin and products whose value is tied to crypto

lol wht a massively bitter jewish faggot

>>57249482
Well, it's official-official now

>>57249482
ty gary i love you

peepee poopoo i hate niggers, why don't you?

What would approving bitcoin mean?

Can I ask, why they would wait until the last possible moment. The final deadline day to announce this?

>>57249512
it's from all that tunnel digging

>>57249529
out of spite. trad-fi kikes like gary hate the disruption risks posed by crypto

>no pump
wtf

>>57249482
Nice blogpost Gary

>>57249529
They didn't want to do it but the courts forced them, so they dragged their feet until the last possible moment they could legally do it.

w-why is it dumping

>>57249589
do you even remember 12 hours ago we were at 40k?
this is not even close to a "dump" broski

I don't know if I should dump my alts now and take profits

>>57249589
BIGGEST SELL THE NEWS EVENT OF ALL TIME.

Just sold everything
You told me this was going to 100k?

>>57249616
nigger I don't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning

don't count your chickens before they hatch

lol someone just dumped 250 BTC

just look at the volume. it coming........

>>57249748
oh 400

please doomp more

dump it i need to buy some before da poomp

>>57246450

PUT ME IN SCREENCAP BROS

but muh sell on the news i shorted 10000x leverage guys it's over

>>57250074
>mom, I just lost the house

b4's are approved.
s1's are effective.
everything is done.

What a time to be alive.
Bitcoin used to be considered joke by many of thiese people.

>>57249540
Information asymmetry. If it seems stupid to sell after the ETF is approved, that's because it is. Ignore what any expert says. Ignore the majority. Most of the people that doubt Bitcoin are atheists. It's the perfect form of money. If the price goes down buy more. Government bonds are a scam. People still think cash can this even though you can't even send a transaction on Sunday. Bitcoin will win. Whether it closes higher or lower on this particular day is not important unless you're irresponsibly leveraged.

>>57250580
and it will hopefully end them

>>57250655
holy fucking checked my brother in Crhist
t. KYJSS

>It keeps going up
Yup it's happening, poomp it RIGHT NOW

We are going to fucking make it
And the best part is boomers are finding it and going to be left holding the bag
Finally they do something good for the other generations for once

guys, have you considered, the people in charge are the people that were being made fun of ten years ago? If you wait long enough, the new generations bullshit things are going to become the norm.

we are the boomers now, don't you see? our Roman empire downfall has begun

>>57246450

Does anyone have that bitcoin image where it's super muscly and has glowing white eyes?

I was watching Tiffany Fong’s live stream about this earlier.

It is official.
Anyone know the ticker of this ETF?

>>57251307
there's a thread with it as the OP pic right now. Look catalog

>>57250580
bizarre isn't it? it doesn't mean a whole lot for ending the fed though.

monero however... once people figure out what that is capable of then shit will really go down

>>57251491

REEEEEEEEE I CAN'T FIND IT LINK PLS

>>57246450
You're all celebrating the banks achieving their first step in attempting to bring down BTC altogether, or at least significantly reducing the threat it poses to them. This etf puts them dangerously close to being able to strike at the btc protocol itself via price manipulation and eventual miner capitulation.

>>57251653
they've been trying to bring down btc since its inception
price manipulation is nothing new, it's just noise

>>57251653
This.

>>57251668
No, but this allows them to take their price manipulation to the next level. It's a gradual process. This is their first step. Their goal is to eliminate the threat btc poses to them. There is no way to look at today as being good for btc. A btc etf is the antithesis of the btc whitepaper.

>>57251653
XRP will solve this

>Literally 0 volume
AHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>57252330
IT'S OVER FOR BITCOIN (ticket: XMR)

this whole etf thing has been a nightmare i've lost fucking $5!! unbelievable
t. still dont know what an etf is

>>57251730
Very few holding BTC now are believers in the original white paper. It's now just a speculative asset and no longer serves the purpose of the blockchain or DeFi, especially with ETFs now.

>>57252480
The number of people I've seen here not even know what the blockchain is or being misinformed about it is just too high to believe anyone investing in it actually knows what they're buying and instead sees it as a money-goes-up scheme.

>>57252450
>extreme titty fucking

>>57252330
Imagine actually being this fucking dumb

>>57247955
Checked and based good sire

I just bought therefore it must dump. Sorry bros

GOOD MOOOORNING SIRS, WHAT IS THE /biz/ APPROVED COURSE OF ACTION?!

NIGGER

>>57247955
>currently sitting at 46k
lmao

>>57251653
Commie swerve. If market manipulation were possible, central planning would be possible, as central planning could be performed entirely through price manipulation. But central planning is known to be impossible, therefore anything that would allow effective central planning must necessarily also be impossible.

still 4.5 hours until markets open FAGGOTS

god damn tradfi is cringe af, imagine not being able to make a trade because you have to wait until the "markets open" come the fuck on get real grandpa