/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this really a suprise for anybody, it was clear those jobs were second jobs and every metric the goverment releases is faked to make a senile pedophile look competent

>Boeing
> -6.7% at premarket

Kek baggies

Reminder, CPI is on Jan 11th. Enjoy the dump into Wednesday and load up around 3PM for low inflation pump and put destroying

>>57218461
Best part is most of the added jobs are for the guberment and then got revised down for every single month in 2023.

>yields
LOL!!!!!

>>57218499
Kill all bond holders.

Also, we've been in a recession for over two years now, according to non-government statistics.
https://www.conference-board.org/topics/us-leading-indicators

>>57218509
Ummm sweaty, they changed the definition a couple years back.

>>57218488
The only data you can believe is the one you have faked yourself. Remember that.
At least the health care sector is adding jobs. They are overpaid and too lazy so more competition will be good for them.
On another note, why the hell has the banking sector gone so spectacularly well this last month? Big investors finally realizing that rates will be held this "high" for longer than thought, benefiting the banks? If rates start dropping, lending increases, also benefiting banks. Banks will always benefit and regardless how you look at it, they always come out on top.

i choose to believe that i will make money this year

Bros, is it worth using shit like Tinder and Bumble for finding a soulmate? My coworkers have been peer pressuring me to try it out...

>>57218468
Good, they fucking deserve it for making shit planes that fall apart mid flight

>>57218531
Are you sure about that?

>>57218586
bears are so delusional

Should I buy Albertson calls?

>>57218531
I see you in the photo mister kitty hiding in the painting waiting to strike and unleash murder on everyone.

Asking for a final time /SMG/:

Should I buy Boeing puts in 18mins?
German markets have the stock down 8% already kek, so the question is whether it'll drop even more during us open

>>57218584
>soulmate
if soulmate means a hole to cum in then yes

>>57218635
yes

So we got a -2% Hang Seng and I was to trying to figure out why, but apparently it literally on >no news
Can't find shit outside of the fact that XI pruned yet another CEO.
The HSI is literally a shitcoin with +-5 within 2 months, it's pretty impressive

>>57218531
the power of positive thinking is an underrated component of successful trading

So everyone is going to be wanting to short BOEING today, what decides who gets to do it first?

>>57218727
It's all so tiresome...

>>57218461
>>57218488
The actual best part is that in 2021 you would have people disagreeing that biden was shit but not one poster even attempts to defend the senile fuck anymore. Bitches got what they deserve lmao.

>dow already 100 points down
LOWER

>>57218808
I want 3 straight days of dumping before CPI I want to make bank on SOXL weeklies

>>57218773
>So everyone is going to be wanting to short BOEING today, what decides who gets to do it first?
All the algos and whales already traded it down 8% immediately during German Open kek. The question is now whether more burger retailers will sell during US open

>>57218822
of course they will its up like, what 40-50 percent since November and now all the 737s are grounded because they're deathtraps. BA bottom is at least 190

I want to see mumus liquidated and delight in their misfortune. Is that too much to ask?

>>57218584
No.

the issue is that companies are firing employees who have part time jobs because of the conflict of interest and productivity worries.
if you have a part-time job as a full-time worker then your company feels betrayed and fires you

Would only buy Boeing below 50 dma. Below 200 dma would be even better.

>>57218819
So you think that soxl go down a lot, then bounce 20% in a single day?

>>57218838
>of course they will
Right now it's crabbing. By your logic it should still be dropping like a rock. It's not that simple anon

>>57218857
Corporations should just buy people if they feel so upset that another corporation might take some of their employee.

>>57218622
Average annual labor hours per worker in Japan isn't even that high. Some EU countries work "more". Statistics tell us that we work the least if considering the past 300 years. Apparently, people used to work 40% of the available hours in a year. We are down to to 15-20%. So is Japan according to the internet.
I don't frickin buy it though.

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How do I add treasuries to my ticker app? What are the symbols for the different durations?

>>57218872
yes, its done it before on good CPI

>>57218438
i missed every good investment opportunity since ever. i am a terrible investor by simply not investing and now in 2024 everything is a bubble.

missed bitcoin
missed tech in the 10 years ago
missed covid

biggest regret was not buying bitcoin or having money to invest when it was trading at 300 a coin. now it feels pointless to invest in it.

do i just wait patiently for some sort of huge crash and then buy or invest for 7% annual gains and think back on all the obvious opportunities that i ignored?

>>57218980
You also missed tinder. Imagine all that prime pussy 10 years ago, girls just turned 18 looking for daddy dick. Now they're old and you're older.

kek
unemployment

>>57218980
>do i just wait patiently for some sort of huge crash
start shorting tech rn
if you look at unemp and think a recession isn't a couple of months away, then u r dum

>>57218984
i don't care about that gains are what i am after. i love money but have none and i am the worlds worst investor by simply not investing when the opportunities were obvious. now it's not so obvious what one should invest in. which is probably the key.

>>57218995
so im looking at that options chain it is kind of confusing but essentially say on INTC. if i bought one that is 32 days at if intel goes down 4 dollars it says i would make 158 if it goes down 6 dollars i would make 400.

so you just keep buying them and securing profit?

How many more red days and red futures will it take for you to realizes you need to get out now? From 2004-07 everyone was so certain we were in another bull market until we weren't and now they are dead because they could not handle their losses that they will never recover from and killed themselves over it.

>>57219035
just fucking buy sqqq or some other short tech etf
don't overthink or overcomplicate this shit

>>57218980
Time in the market beats timing the market according do most old people. But also you're never gonna be fabulously wealthy by being a consistent passive investor. That sort of style is for people who might want to retire some day as opposed to people who want to hit it big and OD on coke before they can retire.

I took up a job (part time) because I could not stomach all the losses my portfolio was taking and needed a stable form of income. I was a NEET for most of my life and this is my first ever job I have ever taken which is indicative of how bad the economy and stock market has gotten.

>>57219057
makes sense the impatient is already getting me

what >>57218995 says shorting on 11 days if it goes down just a couple bucks i will make profit. easier said than done because we aren't really in a bear market. i think the fact that no investment seems good right now suggests we are at a bubble. that is the key. im thinking i should just wait for a huge crash.

>>57219078
Wait until you feel good about jumping into something. Don't FOMO in. Seems like the best option for ya, just based on how you're talking.

I actually thought /smg was dead, but there was just another thread

>>57219078
>i think the fact that no investment seems good right now suggests we are at a bubble. that is the key. im thinking i should just wait for a huge crash.
then if you're aware of that, just place some shorts while the last few mumoids are getting in line for the heeming.
sqqq is as cheap as you're ever going to get it.
or you can just short the most overvalued crap like tesla and apple or even nvidia.

>>57219097
so the sqqq thing is like the opposite of tqqq? if the index goes down i get leveraged gains? it's basically like buying an etf that is shorting it?

>get out of work
>see baggot was drunkposting and sperging out
Goddamn it, drunk baggot is fun to fuck with...

>>57219122
wtf am i reading

>>57219143
it's the opposite of tqqq? if i buy and the tech stocks keep going down i will profit right? but the thing is i dont think we are going into a bear market it is a trading sideways market. so im not buying it.

>>57219143
Someone who can't be bothered googling how an inverse ETF works.

>>57219137
when you are drunk you just make a video instead of talking to us

>>57219163
i know how it works based on the graph. in a bear market it makes money because if the nasdaq goes down it goes up. im not buying it atm.

>>57219165
Hey don't talk to me like that you fucking chud! I'm here to exclusively entertain you like some dancing monkey. This is MY general and I expect a little respect. That being said, I make videos when I have info that this general needs to hear.

>las futuramas

>los futuros

>>57219186
Yes you are right. In a thread where every new thread is worse that the last one at least the miko pictures you post stay the same. Well done!

I'm so tired.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/X6FqTOxOPrU?t=7

>>57219161
>i dont think we are going into a bear market it is a trading sideways market
>>57219078
> i think the fact that no investment seems good right now suggests we are at a bubble. that is the key. im thinking i should just wait for a huge crash.

come back when you figure out what you're doing. you don't seem clear right now.

>>57219222
Well I do love my wife very much

i want to fug this mid gook bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiTx9g1qKBw
my balls are so full rn bros. i can't stop thinking about the coom.
mid gook bitches are so womanly it physically hurts.

>>57219245
I recently found a miko scene from "VrcosplayX"
so... Sorry but I fucked your wife in VR.

hehehehe

KEK @ THIS MARKET

>>57219258
based. i'm gonna start calling him Rockcuck.

>>57219241
true. i am learning i think buying puts is similar to a sports bet and i am down money doing that i would rather keep cash on sideline. sqqq i dont feel bearish enough to invest in that.

>>57219267
it's fine to be in cashgang. i am not personally in cashgang because i feel like a major move is a few weeks away and i don't want to time it, i would rather just be in a position.

>>57219258
You did no such thing. You fapped to some dollar store knock off. Miko is not for sexing. You will never have her.

>>57219122
as with all things, timing is key.
if you time it correctly you make money
if you time it wrong you lose.
you can make money on anything as long as you buy it at a decent price, based on timing, and then sell it to someone at a higher price because he or that bot thinks it will go even higher.

most people trade options without even giving a fuck about what the actual price will be on expiration date. you can still make money during the days in between. stop overthinking things and just get the timing right. but yes that's much easier said than done. also helps if you have a decent bankroll size.

have to pay taxes in advance, apparently my gov thinks i am a great trader and will perform even better than last year, should i just go all in?

>>57219261
>hit bottom at end of 2022/start of 2023.
>pumps jan-feb 2023
>pulls back into march, dumps in may
>pumps all the way into july/aug
>pulls back again into end of oct
>pumps for two months of nov/dec
>finally reverses trend dec 29th, clearly pulling back first week of jan 2024
>you are now here

Excuse bobo?

>>57219281
you should prove them right by making decent gains and investing in materials to blow up a government building. hehe j/k. or am i.

>>57219277
>You fapped to some dollar store knock off. Miko is not for sexing.

Fapping? Kek boomer. I have a device. I hate to break it to you but your wife is a pro.

>>57219294
You are going to get a not so nice mention in my next video...

>>57219294
>I have a device.

>Rate hikes used to be incredibly bearish
>Now it's lack of rate cuts

>>57219314
wait till you learn how bearish rate pauses are

I might be able to buy some more stocks today. have to go over my budget but might be doing $100. poor so this is my limit for now.

>>57219294
>>57219310
Is this some sort of pipe bomb euphemism that fbi agents use to erp?

Death by a thousand cuts

This will be the 5th red day in a row, won't it?

>>57219330
No, it's just sad description of a man's life that doesn't have a waifu of his own.

Everyone's back to short China lads
The short selling ban is lifted so down we go lmao

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-regulators-lift-stock-net-selling-ban-mutual-funds-sources-2024-01-08/

>>57219391
>I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE!
https://youtu.be/zJ07oOKZs7o?t=77

>>57219391
All this means is they don't think it needs to be protected anymore. Another buy signal.

>>57218584
There's a 4chan dating app now.

>>57219391
BABA bros...

It’s really easy to splice humans to lay eggs. Each different human has unique egg flavour.

Those who wouldn’t do this can stay the fuck away from my economy.

>>57219413
yet the HSI is down another 2% senpai
with the coming wave of bankruptcy in the housing sector, this shit has certainly more downside to go.

FYI the whole chinese population is now realizing that RE is not a viable investment anymore (i.e buy a home for the marriage because line go up), rather they switching their mindset to "can your parent-in-law sustain themselves after retirement before marriage" type of investment, so basically pension funds and insurances.
The housing market is utterly fucked in chyna and Xi's doing absolutely nothing to stop it kek

>>57219423
Oh Christ that won't end well

Shout out to Nippon Canada drift-racing in the far north. An indomitable industry

>>57219463
Says the one who randomly speaks the name of the hypocritical false-king.
Give me back my local community centre, we reject all churches even if we must burn them down.

>>57219456
Controlled demolition. They won't allow it to Lehman brothers as much as they can help it but those big on real estate will be left to the vultures

repeating integers and we'll see shit and piss under 4700 this week

This week will be big for BIGionaires

Ok anons where do we expect Boeing to be in 2 weeks? 200? Less?

I'm about to order some door dash breakfast

Long DD

Green shoots for a week
Red Roses wilt for many weeks
Market toilet seat
Flush.

>>57218584
Hinge is for long-term. Get ready to feel ugly but it's this or speed-dating if you can't meet someone through friends.

t. currently debating whether I stick with a frumpy girl I connect with mentally or go for a bimbo

>>57219391
When do we hit the Chinese bottom? I'm starting to wonder if it's already oversold

>>57219657
But they're not even profitable, and the stock is up 150% from the October 2022 lows...

kek
unemployment is gonna be at 4% in the next few readings

>>57218586
Sterilization should be obligatory for anyone who watches that shit.

>>57219743
I love when the media says that unemployment is low without explaining that it takes months for an unemployed person to end up being counted.

>>57219756
i hate this fucking retard so much. it's sad that a relatively smart jew like snider has him on his show. i guess he's getting paid somehow.

>>57218586
>>57219756
>TWO MORE WEEKS!

>>57219760
well, duh. un/employment is a known lagging indicator and is the best measure of knowing that you're actually fucking in a recession when it has ticked past 4%. that's why that cuck powell is starting to pivot the rates down. he probably saw the ISM emp numbers tanking.
either way it's too late to do shit about it now, the recession is happening, just get your ass into sqqq and other midwit recession plays. like i said earlier, don't overthink it.

>>57219762
It's just basic bitch doom porn which appeals to our most basic nature. Some people are just too fucking dumb to make out a signal from the noise ie BRICS-posters, de-dollarization tards, hyperinflationists, etc.

>>57219756
I think that this is unironically a mental illness.
Doenst he have shit to do? Like playing with your kids? Or building a bench or something?

>>57219786
>Some people are just too fucking dumb to make out a signal from the noise
as long as you know there is a signal there then you're good. yes there are various categories of doomers now kek.
the ones you mentioned, i agree they are complete fucktards and they are epitomized by assclaps like george gammon, steven van retard and peter schiff and other low-freq fucksticks.
the smart doomers are lyn tranny, jew snider, and that's it lol.

I'm starting to reslurp Oil

>>57219657
doooo it

>>57218953
2YY, 10YY, 30YY if you want >futures trades in terms of yields I think. ZB, ZN, ZT, and UB are the big bond contract futures symbols.

But degens here are like 95% TLT/TMF/TMV

leave the uranium production to me

>>57219828
Fuck I'm hungry for borsh.

kek BAggies, sure. But kek SPR baggies especially.

>>57219743
They will keep the numbers up by turning full time into part time and increasing the number of government employees beyond all time highs. Its an election year after all.

>>57219876
I feel like there’s only one person on smg saying kek and it’s you. You’re decidedly a pessimist who takes great pleasure in others misfortune. Kek. You’re a fucking faggot. Kek. Also playing wow doesn’t make you edgy. Kek.
Brought to you by *cloudflare* ticker $net

>>57219756
>fidelity
what are they are going to do?

what shpould I slurp when the inevitable crash comes in two more weeks?

woooah

>>57219927
You should get some kneepads and slurp some cock, shit ain't crashing in two weeks.

>hehe you have to think outside the box don't just follow the mass sheep or you'll never make money
>NOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING INVESTING IN CHINA DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE SMART MONEY HAS LEFT CHINA SELL SELL SELL SELLLS LELSLSLLE LSLL ELAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57219938
>Heh, fuck China I'm buying AAPL at 30 P/E. Why yes I know revenues are down YoY but it's going to go up ok. Why you ask well it just is ok stop asking stupid questions.

>>57219956
>the international market has an average pe ratio of 12.5
>that's 2 lower than the extended market
hmm

>French Economy Minister Bruno Le Maire said on Monday that he expects the growth of the French economy to accelerate in 2024 compared to 2023 and that inflation is likely to fall below 3% in the first half of the year.

heh soft landing? we are already on the ground.

bobos keep on shorting roflmao

>>57219992
well, if the french government says it

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/china-sanctions-5-us-defense-companies-response-us-106162275

AVAV bros... we made it onto the list

NatGas today!

>>57220003
we need to know how many walmarts is france to see how long for usa to follow suit

>>57219965
A lot of companies in China are at 7 P/E growing at double digits, I'm seeing some companies in Indonesia & Malaysia at 5 P/E growing at mid to high single digits. Also there is ORLEN with a P/E of 4 profiting from high gas storage costs and selling crude oil distillates to Ukraine (as things should be).

Bill Ackman is pretty based and his portfolio is doing very well. Should I just copy him?

>>57220076
>Should I just copy him?
If you wanna ACK! in a couple of years go ahead.

>>57219956
>I'm buying AAPL
that's gotta be the most retarded move someone could make in 2024
Apple is getting obliterated in EU with consumer-protection laws, and even diehard US fans are starting to realize how shitty it is

>>57220121
The big problem with Apple is the same problem effecting others like Tesla. They got a huge amount of their sales from China and now they are being forced out.

>>57220009
>Future of Defence Index is green

Is this going to be like all those times China banned bitcoin?

>>57220147
Sounds like the play then is to buy GOOGL that never had a Chinese market to begin with

>>57220043
dunno did i count it right but france is 227 walmarts

>>57220170
They said Ukraine was only 15 Walmarts and look how turned out. endless money pit that is now prolly worth the whole Walmart market cap several time

>>57219756
This guy and Sneeder have been consistently wrong for years, it's amazing they still have followers.

i'm still scared to take risk on my real account

What's your favorite norwegian stock?

>>57220252
Scandinavian Tobacco Group.

>>57220252
is there public data on what their wealth fund invests in?

stuck in crab hell

>>57220252
Norsk Hydro

But I'd rather put more into SSAB

when fucking etf
what is dev satoshi even doing

In hindsight I’d rather be waging my normal days than have Covid. Haven’t been this sick in 15 years

Just got this news on my Facebook feed. Bullish for DUOL?

>>57219956
There are plenty of decent American companies. Not all of them are AAPL.

>>57220442
Get some rest

>>57218438
>ASX strategies which are statistically significant.
Momentum wins again!

>>57219693
>Green shoots for a week
>Red Roses wilt for many weeks
>Market toilet seat
>Flush.
prophetic

>>57220236
Snider isn't wrong. He just presents macro data. People often assume he is telling you how to set up trades. He's not.

>>57219900
Fully agree. Watching their mental gymnastics is a source of hilarity.

>>57220083
Why would that happen? Or are you just saying that because his surname begins with "ack"?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SLURPING BOEING YOU BRAINLETS

>>57220572
more personal deep resentment that he manipulates media for the personal gain of his positions and people take him seriously
should have been lynched unironically during the Wu flu

>>57220593
sorry, I saw a Swedish reddit thread asking how to short it with leverage

Had to buy

>>57220593
It's a nothing burger, I hope I can get into calls at open

>>57220606
FUCK YUO

>>57220605
https://www.reddit.com/r/ISKbets/comments/1912oga/bear_boeing_h%C3%A4vgst%C3%A5ngscertifikat/

Google Translate this top comment
>Du är så jävla sen på denna bollen så att en annan flygplanstillverkare hinner krascha ett plan. Lycka till

>>57220606
All the options on BA look overpriced to me.

I'm unironically slurping BA

>>57220643
They're losing both money and reputation and have a quick ratio of 0.3. They don't look like they're going to be changing direction any time soon. It's a shitco.

>>57220643
STOP STOP AHHHH

>>57220658
you typed a lot of words that make sense but your post has no real meaning

>>57220448
the stock went down immediately after that news broke

>JD

I thought I was going to buy the bottom today, turns out im not buying at all by the looks of this premarket action

it DO go down

>>57218461
this isn't important.
what's important is which small caps in the russell 2k are going to double our money this year? which ones give us the funds to change the world so senile pedophiles don't get elected in the first place

>>57220678
you shouldn't talk about your sister like that

>>57220668
JingDong bros, not like this...

>>57220682
>which ones give us the funds to change the world so senile pedophiles don't get elected in the first place
This anon is going places

>>57218438
Noooooooo ZIM nooooooooooooooooo

>>57219828
>>57219845
he's going BIGMODE later this year or early 2025

the sky is the limit mumu

>>57218739
Maaaaaaan you have no idea.

I bought the BND dip Friday to rebalance my bonds back to 40%

>the Boeing flight which had the door just fucking fall off at 25,000 feet "accidentally" had its cockpit recording audio over written so it can't be turned into the FAA

>BABA
Can we keep the markets closed today?

>>57220764
only a legal 2 hour coverage window.

>>57219281
>paying taxes
>in the corrupt states of America
Lol
Lmao even

>>57220643
>slurping a dying company
I hope you're counting on a quick dead cat bounce

>>57220722
i'm certainly trying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12T__GiNSN8

Cash is king

>>57220788
EU here but I sincerily believe the US won't let it die and let Airbus win. They'll pump whatever taxpayermoney is needed into Boeing

>>57220788
Boing isn't allowed to die. The US government will just let them have a few contracts.

>Chyna launched national team to support market
>still dumping
the absolute state of china buying the bags of foreign investment funds

should I wait for US market to open before slurping Boeing or do it now?

>>57220851
You're already too late.

>>57220856
it has been stable since this morning, I'm not too late

>>57220851
>slurping Boeing
Anon... You do know that the investigation is just getting started? And they're going to announce earnings in 2 weeks?

>>57220764
It will do that automatically unless you have the presence of mind to intervene and I'd imagine the pilots were otherwise pretty busy.

kek boeing baggies.

So why is the oil price down 4% compared to Friday? What happened over the weekend to cause oil to dump 4%?

>>57220880
Nothing happened.
Nothing doesn't consume much oil.

>natgas

WAIT A SECOND
I'm not slurping that chart above 160

>>57220880
Oil trader here, dunno, don't care, slurped it.

>>57220880
turns out peak oil is a meme and that oil and gas is created via natural mechanisms within the earth's mantle and then slowly re-deposited into the crust so that we will essentially never run out as long as we exist as a species

>>57220891
>the pe ratio was -52
who the FUCK was buying this shit?

>>57220504
In order of decreasing likelihood that their SR > 0. (All >99%)
>ret_12_1 = Momentum 1-12 Months
>resff3_12_1 = Residual Momentum t-12 to t-1
>ret_9_1 = Momentum 1-9 Months
>mispricing_perf = Performance Based Mispricing
>seas_1_1na = 1 Year Non-Annual Seasonality
>ret_12_7 = Momentum 7-12 Months
>fnl_gr1a = Change in Financial Liabilities
>niq_be_chg1 = Change in quarterly return on equity
>ret_6_1 = Momentum 1-6 Months
>niq_at_chg1 = Change in quarterly return on assets
>lnoa_gr1a = Change in Long-Term NOA scaled by average Assets
>nncoa_gr1a = Change in net noncurrent operating assets
>nfna_gr1a = Change in net financial assets
>ncoa_gr1a = Change in noncurrent operating assets
>dbnetis_at = Net debt insurance
>noa_at = Net operating assets to total assets
>noa_gr1a = Net Operating Assets Change 1yr
>ret_3_1 = Momentum 3-1 Months
>prc_highprc_252d = Current price to high price over last year
>netis_at = Net Insurance scaled by Assets
>chcsho_12m = Change in shares 12 months
>resff3_6_1 = Residual Momentum t-6 to t-1
>cop_at = Cash-based operating profits-to-book assets
>eqnpo_me = Net payout yield
>fcf_me = Free cash flow-to-market
>seas_1_1an = 1 Year Annual Seasonality
>mispricing_mgmt = Mispricing factor: management
>capx_gr1 = CAPEX growth 1 year
>niq_at = Quarterly return on assets
>niq_su = Revenue surprise
>saleq_su = Earnings surprise
>qmj = Quality minus junk
>eqnetis_at = Net equity insurance
>debt_gr3 = Total debt growth 3 year
>inv_gr1 = Inventory change 1 year
>ocf_at_chg1 = Change in operating cash flow to assets
>oaccruals_at = Operating accruals

The asset curves are long/short portfolios using the above as the signal for it's construction.
Only the AUSTRALIAN STOCK EXCHANGE right now.

Would you trade any of these? Or use them to value a company?

(There is no way to make a graph with this many lines readable.)

>brainlet mumutards really slurped a boeing dead cat bounce 1 hour before open
KEEEK

>>57220897
>who the FUCK was buying this shit?
The same people that aren't buying China.

Why is Zim tanking noooooooooooooooooooo

>>57220896
this doesn't mean you have reliable access to a certain number of barrels per day. there's still a peak bandwidth and it's still impossible for the entire world to grow like the US has grown and all have cheap energy from O&G like the US also did
we will have competitively priced O&G for another 500 years even as the entire grid goes nuclear

>>57220904
they really are retarded

>>57220252
Recently?
Himalaya Shipping

>>57220919
>Trusting jews with your money

>>57220880
Saudis

>>57220919
Holy fuck told you it was the top, I even apologies for being a day off. Fucking ZIMmies what did you expect the company is lossmaking and was up 100%.

>>57219494
Jesus loves you

>>57220934
>Oil prices slump as Saudis cut prices
Fucking Bidenomics I'm losing money here...

kek @
oilbaggots
boeinaggots
zimaggots

you fuckers don't get this is all because the recession is already underway

buddy look at conference board LEI computer

>>57219592
biglots hasn't been good in 20 years anon, wtf are they gonna do to turn that around? biglot's stock doesn't belong anywhere but unlisted. Last time i went in one there was one little old lady working and a few straggling negros and another crazy old lady who was ranting to herself and there wasn't a good deal to be seen in the whole building.

>>57220951
Ummm, you forgot us Babaggots.

Come on man, look, I'm actually awake today. What are we slurping?

just bought oil with 3x leverage
what am I in for

>>57220954
Are there any retailers besides Costco that are actually looking good?
I was in Best Buy the other day and they were a disaster. Super disorganized, none of the labels had any information on them, everything was *twice* what it cost on Amazon. and I'm pretty sure most of the staff was high.

>>57220972
Liquidation

>>57220972
A second great depression and deflation entirely shouldered by the energy sector

>>57220978
I bought via an ETF that cannot happen, I'm not dumb enough to actually do long/shorts

>>57220996
Commodity ETFs are more confusing than shorts, change my mind.

BANG BANG anon please don't open the markets today...

realistically speaking, what are the chances S&P500 will reach 5000 this year?

>>57220954
As a company they've performed quite well for 15 years prior to 2022. Take a look at their financial statements. I don't shop there. It's a shithole. But the company prior to the pandemic nonsense did quite well.

>>57221010
50/50
Either it does or it doesn't

>>57221003
oh they are absolutely confusing and I don't understand the mechanisms behind, but what's important is that they follow the actual market

>>57221010
spy $500 calls expiring in december say 70% chance of touching $500 during the year, 40% of ending the year at $500 or above

>>57221010
Reach at least once? 38%.

>>57221010
100%

>>57221010
that is 25% yearly gain right?
Unlikely but possible if the fed cuts rates to ease the market for the election year.

>>57220974
Walmart probably, regardless of what their numbers are now Walmart always does good in an economic downturn. other than that not any i can think of are doing okay or have any potential to suddenly start doing good.

>>57220740
hes gotta retire in the next 5 years I want to see borshy do some big ass acquisition that shakes things up . I think we'll see 1.50 on the asx in a few months

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HOLY SHIT

>>57221035
4700 going to 5000 is 6%

>>57221043
>He opened the markets...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M LOSING SO MUCH MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>57221043

>>57221028
>but what's important is that they follow the actual market
No they don't, you get interday decay when they roll over their derivatives.

>ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

saudis cutting oil price cements global recession 2024

holy shit chyna

>>57221012
I can't imagine them turning it around, they might have done well but the momentum was dropping due to online sales and the pandemic seems to have messed it up more. I had a friend go to a biglots looking for furniture last year and they were as high as actual furniture stores with actually decent furniture and were all terribly uncomfortable. last good deal i got there was 2 shredded memory foam pillows for 15 bucks in like 2017

I am currently in the process of unbeheeming myself

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57221043
>opened a second early

oh boy what a good day to buy some BOIL

>>57221064
there are 40 important elections this year for world leaders.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

kek@oil
with each burger coming online it dumps further
>4am EST
>8am est
>9am est
>9:30am est

>>57221083
and 2008 didn't have elections?

>market opens
>nothing moves
huh

im bearish

(except on nat gas)

>BA
*woop woop*
PULL UP
*woop woop*
PULL UP

>>57221092
Soxl does tho

AMD bros, just about 15 more percent and we have a new ATH

dump it

>>57221058
none of these words were in the bible, therefore it doesn't matter

im trying to time a bottom on boingoing lol

Is the market open? I can't tell, nothings happening

>>57220936

> A number of sources in the Middle East confirm that the first shipping lines have made agreements with the Houthis to prevent their ships from being attacked in the Red Sea.

that was me and i apologize as well

>>57221130
>a bottom on boingoing
>16 minutes after open
KEK

>>57221167
>A number of sources in the Middle East confirm that the first shipping lines have made agreements with the Houthis to prevent their ships from being attacked in the Red Sea.
>corporations making deals with terrorists to protect trade
lamo we went full space opera dystopia now. based corps dont care about anything but line up go.

>>57221180
Shipping and the Israel lobby are the only reasons the US still gives a shit about the Middle East.

>oil down 5%

This is it boys this is the top. Oil has priced in the recession. Get out of equities.

>>57221171

im not even buying today.

when SOXS $10

>>57221180
Capitalism baby. Religious extremism? LOL, money wins every time

>nvda pumping even more
>gbtc pumping
>msft pumping
>amzn pumping
im making so much money today.

What is NmemeDIA doing

>>57221192
Also what's crazy is that this Oil dump is happening during rising tensions in the middle east, potential of israel hamas war extending and red sea being blockaded

This means the recession is going to be absolutely massive

>>57221197
>holding on soxs durings the CES
I don't know what you're expecting m8

ARMchads.... They didn't listen... AGAIN

Imagine not going long on NVDA and AMD at october's ultimate dip

>>57221198
>traders supporting religious fanaticism to keep the money moving
>we dune now lads
>>57221193
also oil but now thats starting to fade. us has a ton of oil production abilities now.
>>57221208
>>57221192
i dont think its recession, i think its over supply. us production keeps rising and setting new records.

how the hell all the semis are going up while chyna is going down...Literally all the chips are made in chyna

>>57221224
They're made in ROC which isn't really China.
Stuff like Alwinner, Rockchip, and Speedtrum is actually Chinese. Never heard of them? Of course you haven't because they suck balls.

>>57221223
this and Russia not capping themselves to finance north korean missiles

>>57221210
im buying more

MEDICAL PROPERTIES TRUSTBROS

WTFWT

MARA just tanked on me a THIRD time…

>>57220550
No no he's been forecasting muh inevitable deflation for the last 5 years at least.

>>57218739
fake. That’s how gambling addiction begins.

>nasdaq just goes vertical
I don't want to say fake and gay but what else can you say when it has no fundamental reason to go up, but does anyway.

Just loaded up on some more boeing
You know what? I don't even care about their planes. I care about their ayylmao tech that they have hidden and will reveal soon.

>>57221276
>when it has no fundamental reason to go up
stocks will always go up unless there is a reason not to. its just the point of the market. make more money so companies just get bigger. the default is to climb unless something bad happens.

ARMCHADS

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
AHHHH

>>57221278
They sold that to Locksneed decades ago

stocks and most other assets generally go up because they're valued against a piece of paper that loses value every year, about 2/3 of this retarded board doesn't realize that

IS IT SAFE TO BUY NOW

>>57221276
It's just stochastics. As far as I'm concerned it can go up 1% in an hour and crab the rest of the week instead of 0.2% per day.

>>57221347
this

>>57221353
u know u want to jump in and get hooked

>>57221347
And m2 stopped going up so we stall around ath, then hedgies get mad at Powell and dump, then Powell panics and start printing, then we pump and make new aths again

>>57221286
>>57221347
The market is lower than it was 2 years ago.

>>57221354
472.00?
475.25?

>>57221353
Yes, line always goes up.

19 days to cover..

https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme

TMC strip mine the oceans for profits

>>57221335
Please FTL in my life time.

>>57221436
No. You're already pushing it asking for robowaifus and nuclear fusion; don't be so greedy.

>>57221400
Sorry buddy. We work on a two more weeks basis. Three is a little much.

>>57221436
It still won't be fast enough to outrun globalization and niggers.

Man, police was just there. Somebody broke into our cellars in an apartment block (6 apartments). Dude didn't even steal anything, only 5 blocks of chocolate of me. And he took a blanket out of one cellar but didn't take it with him but probably only to sleep down there. Fuck this world, that is sad.

If that faggot would have hit the bell, I would have given him food.

Baked
>>57221498
>>57221498
>>57221498
>>57221498
>>57221498

Fellow gamblers, post em. (Your 2023 total summary.)

>>57221500
That is sad. That’s when you know good people are becoming homeless

>>57221347
everyone knows that. you're not smart, either.