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Bros I’m fucking a disinterested milf tomorrow

>> No.57218366

>>57218350
>boasting about fucking washed up nigger meat
ngmi

>> No.57218375

>>57218350
Sounds like she's not disinterested then

>> No.57218377

>>57218366
She is in the beginning stages of menopause and NEEDS to be filled on a semi regular basis. No games, no small talk, nothing. Just “wyd” and then 20 minutes later we are fucking.

>> No.57218384

>>57218377
How did you meet this woman

>> No.57218388

>>57218375
She treats it more like a chore. Something that she just has to get done

>> No.57218398

>>57218384
Boo. Filter for age and go crazy. Milfs don’t get offended if you hit them with “dtf” like zoomettes

>> No.57218422

>>57218377
o.k then. that's pretty based

>> No.57218434

>>57218388
Based

>> No.57218475

>>57218377
based but you're wasting your good years on useless foids that cannot procreate. You should be raising a family by now instead you're fucking eggless women.

>> No.57218496

>>57218475
My fiancée left me 6 months ago to fuck a childhood friend. I don’t give a single shit about raising a family. The person I envisioned building a life with no longer loves me so I am going to just keep fucking mature whores.

>> No.57218529

>>57218496
I see,so you're using it as therapy. I get that, but make sure you get over it in 6-8 months. There's no bigger flex than showing your fiancee that you're building a beautiful family with someone better than her.

>> No.57218535

>>57218529
Nah, I don’t want my ex to ever see me again and I don’t care to see her. I just want to fuck and satisfy my caveman brain

>> No.57218561
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57218561

>>57218535
based and mommy pilled

>> No.57218585

>>57218535
sure sure, just remember ,no longer than 6-8months.

>> No.57218595

>>57218585
I’m never going back to zoomettes. I’ll let you procreate and save the white race on my behalf

>> No.57218617

>>57218535
I banged so many milfs thanks to zoosk like 12-13 years ago when I was 29-30 it was unfathomable. Before the market was saturated with tinder and shit… when you had to put the effort in on a desktop. And I’m just a cute 5’8 chud.


When I was in high school as a freshman/soph in ‘96 I was probably one of the first 300 people in world history to get a BJ thanks to the Internet with AOL chatrooms and it was my first ever. I remember it so well, my mom drove me to the mall. We met at Sbarro in the food court. Went out back behind the mall in a forest area. She sucked me dry as I leaned against a tree. I still jerk off to the thought of it to this day once a month or so.

>> No.57218627

>>57218617
She was my age tho. Not a milf lol

>> No.57218630

>>57218617
Holy fucking based

>> No.57218750

>>57218496
>therapy
go there anon. get laid too.

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57219741

>>57218377
Checked. I'm 41 and you couldn't pay me to do these borderline grannies.
>>57218595
I'll be taking those thank you very much. Appreciate it, sport.

>> No.57220169

>>57218617
>When I was in high school as a freshman/soph in ‘96 I was probably one of the first 300 people in world history to get a BJ thanks to the Internet with AOL chatrooms and it was my first ever. I remember it so well, my mom drove me to the mall. We met at Sbarro in the food court. Went out back behind the mall in a forest area. She sucked me dry as I leaned against a tree. I still jerk off to the thought of it to this day once a month or so.

based horny gramps, that's what zoomers play in h-games now while wanking.

>> No.57220174

sounds depressing. don't waste your time and energy on pointless hedonism and find a wife.

>> No.57220194

>>57218617
and did you ever end up starting a family gramps?

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57220196

>>57218617
>I was probably one of the first 300 people in world history to get a BJ thanks to the Internet with AOL chatrooms
extremely based

>> No.57220223

God I miss being 20 something and fucking chubby milfs and cougars. They weren't disinterested though. They were very much in need of affection and an orgasm from years of neglect from their fat alcoholic husbands.

>> No.57220233

>>57218617
Lol based. I miss old school hook up sites like Craigslist. I lost track of the amount of milfs I met when I was in my 20's on Craigslist

>> No.57221110

>>57218350
>disinterested milf

you probably mean uninterested unless youre simply clarifying that she isnt an employee who is expecting a wage increase for this

>> No.57221133

Enjoy. I wish I could have sex. I’m 30 and never will at this point. Sometimes it keeps me up at night.

>> No.57221938

>>57220174
>find a wife
No

>> No.57222593

>>57221938
I was kinda in your shoes once. I wish I just went and talked to a therapist. I was not thinking straight at the time. But interview a bunch of them cause they are trolls too looking to use you to write books. Good ones come from recommendations.

>> No.57222664

>>57218350
based, how old is she and how old are you?

>> No.57222724

>>57218350
I'm fucking a very interested milf tonight again.

>> No.57222769

"Uninterested", you dolt.

>> No.57222827

>>57222664
24
52

>> No.57222983

>>57222827
cool, i did something similar when i was around 29 the women was about 52 as well give or take. like the other anons said make it fun but short....i ended up repeating this shit with other older women for several years, including dating one "seriously" for a few years. in the end she ghosted me with the exception of telling me find someone younger. it fucked me up for a while desu

>> No.57223165

>>57218617
There were women on the internet in 90s?

>> No.57223187

>>57220174
Only delusional porn addicted virgins ever talk like this.

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>>57218350
>>57218496
>>57218535
Based as fuck, don't worry about normies and haters giving you shit, and trying to tell you how to live your life.
Enjoy it bro, I'd just tell you, in case you are going raw and finishing inside, to be careful not to get woman who was right about to go on menopause to get pregnant by mistake. Though if you do and you are fine with it, that's cool too.
What a great thread bro, thanks for the motivation