/biz/ - Business & Finance

We are still headed towards a recession, right?

>>57207878
no

>>57207878

>>57207870
Are there any ETFs that only track White anti-woke companies?

>>57207939
Whiterock ETFs

>>57207954
>go to website
>the first thing you see is a white man
It's been so long since I wasn't met with a smiling monkey or poo when i visit a website that I thought this was illegal.

>>57207939
NGR and JEW 6000000000000000000000000000000000

>>57207939
Unfortunately the most red-blooded ETFs delisted: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/2nd-vote-funds-close-2ndvote-214900811.html

Best you can do is short NACP, SHE, and EIS.

>>57207878
yes sure just sell goy

>>57207991
should do like Boeing and more DEI to build plane

>>Conference Board Leading Index has a perfect track record for the past 6 decades in predicting the next recession and he is still holding stocks

What did they mean by this?

>>57207991
Kek I was being facetious. Name does check out

You do have market maker taste, right anon?

No movie night I guess. I'm at a bar and it's snowing pretty good outside

Seems like I picked up a new RAPE DICK when I went to the store tonight.

>>57208272
but of course

>>57208277
there was movie night. It was posted last thread

>>57208368
don't you contradict me

Man I wanted to run an Iron Condor on Disney but I didn't realize earnings were coming up so soon
Tempted to still do one right before earnings just to get some easy IV crush premiums but I feel like I'm way too green to be trying to play earnings in general

>>57208100
>short EIS

Hamas did that prior to 10/7 lol.

>>57208471
And if you look at the chart, it's actually not a bad idea now. Above pre-invasion highs? When 10% of their workers are stomping around Gazan rubble? Nah.

Bros, 3 people I know at my retail store got fucking fired literally on the same day, is this bearish?

>>57208748
Depends if they deserved it or not

If stocks like MATIC alreasy exist, what's the significance of a bitcoin etf being approved? I haven't researched it too much but I'm sure there's other stocks that follow crypto. Seeing a buy the rumor sell the news. Like bitcoin mining companies have been a thing for a while too so what does the etf bring to the table?

>>57207870
So short BA at open right? Theres gotta be some meat left on the bone

Thinking about going all in on Carnival Cruise Lines (CCL)

>>57208748
it's a little refreshing that employers are finally starting to stop being bitches and actually getting rid of shit employees. At work today, one of the we are currently on mandatory 7 day 12's one of the zoomer employees just didn't show up today and my manager is letting it slide. I was talking to him and he just kind of shrugged it off. He's way too nice. If my ass is there, your ass should be there too. Naturally I think they are going to remember that when it comes to quarterly bonus time. It's time to remind zoomers that the economy is going down the shitter and they can't just vape all day on tiktok at work. Time to trim the fat and get rid of the zoomer scum

>>57208755
Well desu it is

>1st one got caught stealing, can't remember if it was money or products like hardware tools and batteries

>2nd was purposefully damaging products like ripping open bags of soil and buying them up on 'damaged discount' for 50%

>3rd was not only gossiping about the last 2 out loud in front of customers(gossip is forbidden) but was also caught giving military discounts way too often to family and friends

So yeah it was a clusterfuck and we are short staffed to shit as is. I hope the managers don't go full retard and hire even dumber employees come February.

>>57208790
> I hope the managers don't go full retard and hire even dumber employees
I hate to tell you this, but Gen Z is the future of new employees. We're fucked my man. All they want to do is be twitch streamers and tiktok influencers. Absolutely no motivation, ambition, or integrity.

>>57208812
>Twitch
>Tiktok

IIRC Twitch is gonna be on its way out around 2024/2025 because those morons suck at turning a profit for Amazon, even prime gaming is rumored to be shut down eventually for running at a loss for too long.

I fucking can't stand Tiktok, it gave everyone else AIDS and ADHD. I can't wait for the day both of these pieces of shit go away like MySpace and Vine did.

>>57208867
>Twitch is gonna be on its way out around 2024/2025
Yeah that's what happens when your entire platform panders to a minority of a minority of people in trannies and faggots. If they catered to their target audience of white NEETs, they'd be making bank. I'm personally planning on opening a short position on DIS next paycheck. That new star wars movie is going to be incredibly expensive to make and they hired a feminist director that literally said 'we are making this movie to make men uncomfortable". And "the end of star wars bros is over" That movie is going to tank so fucking hard and drag the whole, already failing, company down with it.

Oh yeah one more thing that happened too;

>Saw women struggling with plastic totes and cardboard boxes
>Looks like some late 20's blonde
>Got skinny arms and legs but got FAT muffintop belly
>Literally wears "JUICY" sweatpants despite having a rather flat ass with bulky lower back roll
>Super talkative to me and kept checking me out
>Purposefully kept standing too close to me while in checkout line, smells of strong lavender
>Helped load her car for her because whatever at this point
>She hands a $10 tip, says she'll ask for me again next time
>Find piece of paper in dollar tip, has her name and phone number with socials "Call me!"

I mean she was kinda friendly and even had a cute slim face but what the fuck man. This has to be a giga bearish omen for my stocks.

>>57208904
The new normal for american woman is having a 38" waste and having absolutely no muscle tone in their arms, legs, and ass. It's fucking disgusting. I went 2d years ago. Have a beautiful wife, and a wonderful daughter out of the deal. The era of 3dpd has come to an end.

>>57208909
This is the one and only time i'll agree with rocker
Actually he's talking about vshit so it doesn't count

>>57208925
I'm sorry my anime wife is real and yours is just a drawing. Sad really. I fell bad for you.

>>57208909
I built a harem of ai art gen females of various types and im much happier now. And the best part is I can gen more to add and put somewhere in my giant 2d harem nation. Finally I no longer concern myself with 2d and can focus on my stocks and crypto and hobbies and passions knowing 3d wont be a factor now. comfy

>>57208948
>no longer concern myself with 3d
typos

>>57208948
When is the late time you touched a boob anon?

>>57208948
>three legs
>>57208941
You're basically admitting she's 3d. But I'm willing to negotiate a truce while we do something about the aifags

Just checked the Boeing stock price. Still at $249. Why all the concern?

>>57208965
its been a few years. im not tall nor attractive but I used to be somewhat social so had a gf for a bit. its a bit lame but it is what it is. But since im not really in demand I just went 2d and accepted my fate. no bulli pls
>>57208969
I noticed the 3 leg after and realized I posted the wrong band anime pic.

>>57208969
>You're basically admitting she's 3d. But I'm willing to negotiate a truce while we do something about the aifags
I think we have a deal. I'll mention you in the video i'm making tonight.

>>57208909
I might just say fuck it and ask her out, its been a while since I've dated anyone. Just hope I don't accidentally knock her up and her muffin will get 8ft wide as a result kek I might load up on medical stocks just in case

>>57208997
Tall and attractive is such a cope by dudes too afraid to actually go out and talk to women. It literally does not matter, I mean as long as you don't look like you have autism or have been beaten with a shovel, you can make it.

>>57209008
BTW you're the nigger in this gif

If you are not shorting TSLA rn you must be truly retarded

What are your YTD returns anon?
You are making money, right?

>>57208948
>I no longer concern myself with 2d

>futures

>>57208970
>markets not open
>”why’s hasn’t the stock moved?”
Aw yes retards out in full force

>Futures

>>57208203
I like red in my portfolio

can we cool it with the cunny posting, please? it's not finance related

>>57209260
Baubles and trinkets can be had with your profits

>>57208757
Boomerbux inflows. Wealth advisers can't easily open a Coinbase account for their decamillionaire clients that want "1% exposure to the Bitcoin".

last week I opened my account but i was too scared to take risk. I think this week i will manage to not freak out at the first counter move.

>>57209260
Fine with me anon I prefer stock talk. I'll stop posting pics after this post also. Have a good night/morning

I'm talking to a filipina. I think she is about to try and scam me because she keeps telling me how shitty her life is.

>>57209260
shut the fuck up homosexual nigger

>>57209309
You should get her to open a bank/brokerage account over there for you.

>>57209286
I lied
it's the weekend so I don't care, I was just fishing for (you)s

>>57209286
is this a cunny?

>>57209359
no that is a chibi panda driving a microcar

>>57209359
It appears to be a panda. Bearish

/SMG/ UPDATE: FREE ISRAEL EDITION

LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY AND CLEAN UP THIS GENERAL!

https://youtu.be/Al2RBnDcgro
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>>57209470
is this a cunny?

>>57209423
Very bearish indeed

Do what you will with that information

>>57209494
https://twitter.com/RealEJAntoni/status/1743304557415870638

>>57209494
The candle is so big and red. Ominous

>>57209494
Means no recession. Market is doing great and adding millions of amazing jobs! Jerome said so!

>>57209500
Few understand the meaning behind it

Imagine not buying BABA in the year of dragon. Dump all your overvalued mag 7 shit.

>>57209654
BABA bro....

>>57208909

>>57209470
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57209654
>>57209699
WAGMI BABAbros. Just 2 more weeks.

>>57209470
nice the audio is very good. rest is shit kys

>>57209779
Two more you say? I can wait two more...

>>57209917
no I meant monday. The MOASS is modna.y

>>57209925
>MOASS
I don't think BABA has a high short interest.

>>57209932
yes the SS stands for short squeeze this time

>>57209939
wat

>Ackman's wife is a fraud too
lmao how do I short this lil nigga's life?

Whatever the cost of this ends up being, that's less than what it was worth to the jews to get me drink a non-lethally poisoned bottle of water, or to drink a cup of decaf expecting it to be regular.

>>57210122

snap closed friday above its 20 dma and put in a green weekly candle in a red week for the market. advertisements on snap have twice the ROI of advertisements on facebook, and the user demographic skews dramatically younger, wealthier, and female. despite this, snap's ARPU's are only a fraction of facebook's, meaning there is significant growth potential and that the market is far from reaching saturation.
snap also is a primary vector for consumer ai, with a functioning chatbot and lens filters that overlap with and magnify the existing snapchat experience. the snap map is a unique product that ties viral videos with geography and current events, during the israeli invasion of gaza the snap map proved its value by being one of the only ways people were able to get information out during the internet shutdown.
finally snap has a finger in the pot of the entertainment industry, with their short-form videos and entertainment filmed exclusively to be viewed vertically on a phone.
oh, almost forgot, it's also an election year, a traditional catalyst for media and advertiser stocks.
yet despite all of that, some people here still think it's a good idea to go short rather than long. they will be bitterly disappointed as well as financially humiliated, and for the rest of their life will gnash their teeth when the subject of snapchat comes up (it will come up more and more)

Im 29 and my holdings should be 1.3 million at 49 and assuming 2.5% inflation I should be able to live fine for at least 20 yrs with equivalent to a smidgen over 50k/yr of today's equivalent buying power between sells and divvies.

Single and own a cheapo house with low bills and tax in west virginia btw

I just want to fade away comfortably bros, I got my compooter, loli porn, and long walks in the forest swinging sticks around, it's all one really needs. I'm probably going to stop working as soon as I can even withdraw 40k inflation-adjusted really. Still plenty. I'll still be single and childless thankfully.
Ty for reading my blog

>>57210184
Be prepared for tax realities that don't fit your projections. Additionally we just went through a decade of some of the lowest inflation seen in the US. It might be reasonable to expect higher inflation in the coming decades as it reverts to historical averages.

>>57209939
ss only stands for one thing.

>>57210392
>ss only stands for one thing.
ok fine.

>>57210392
I should still be in the ever expanding 0% tax bracket for qualified divvies and capital gains I mean it went up 3k just this year it should be a lot higher in 20.
Inflation is a wildcard but I also was conservative with my interest.

Can we talk about how emerging markets are trading at like 5 P/E with 7-10% growth, and declining growth US companies like AAPL trade at 30 P/E? The next decade will be a commodity & emerging markets decade.

>>57210428
>throwing money at bugs and apes
Their p/e ratio is such because they earn nothing and demand for their stock is even lower than nothing.

>>57210428
Emerging markets are a meme. The financial world as we know it only exists in Europe, the anglosphere, and a couple of the more advanced asian countries. Investing into third world countries is a modern version of the Spanish plundering gold from Latin America. Sure you can earn lots of money, but don't come into it under the impression that it's stable and predictable. It's financial looting. Get in and get out.

>>57210459
>Their p/e ratio is such because they earn nothing
Their earnings are growing in most cases.
>and demand for their stock is even lower than nothing.
Something something be a contrarian. Something something be feedy when others are sneedy.
>>57210460
>Emerging markets are a meme.
They've been a meme for a decade even more in most cases because the emerging markets have just crabbed while revenues, profits, dividends etc. have been growing in the meantime. The result is companies at bellow NAV with low P/E's and high dividends. And I'm not talking about investing in Togo or some african shithole I'm talking about China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Brazil etc...

>>57210428
>EMs will pop because muh P/E
ngmi lmao

>>57210582
They don't have to pop when you're getting payed 10% in dividends per annum. And the payout ratio is like 40%.

>>57209470
Truly this thread's greatest ally.

>>57208867
When you realize twitter shut Vine down at the behest of the national security council the extent and speed of the national becomes apparent

>pre-futures

>57206008
>trading
yeah were people lose money fuck that garbage
>Also this dude clearly has a channel to promote his fund, which is what I'm talking about, he wants you to give him shekels, he wouldn't try to live from trading.
of coure retard, is a fucking way to promote himself and also have investors, being generous sometimes isn't bad you know? it's not always a zero sum game
>And big surprise his fund is an underperformer https://markets.ft.com/data/funds/tearsheet/summary?s=es0180792006:eur so yeah that confirms what I said, these dudes suck at trading so they're in the grifting business and shit advice-giving business.
yeah he is so bad that he is managing 200million bucks and multiple funds, anyway in this video he is explaining here the % returns of every fund from 2:25 to 5 min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-f8JuMsK8

>>57210747
>>57206008

>>57209470
fuck israel, they owe me money

If tesla could stop fucking me every time I buy options that would be nice.

I am about to board a 737 Max 8. How fucked am I?

Has anyone into tax deed investing? I've been doing some research and think its something I can get into

>precum future

>>57209279
My bad I misread the information. Grayscale is on Fidelity with tickers GDLC and GSPCxE, which holds cryptos. GDLC holds bitcoin at an allocation of 69.62% right now. So with this information what does bitcoin etf bring to the table? Retirement funds can already invest into crypto.

>>57208790
>>57208812

absolutely based. i love that the wagies just get high and break shit now we need more of that and less cucks like

>>57208782
>lower your tone unless you work 100 hours a week

i threatened to come to michigan and rape you last thread john but i think you would like it too much

>>57210428
>>57210459
>>57210460
a weaker US dollar is necessary, but not sufficient, for emerging markets to achieve returns for the US or global investor.
these countries are not all the same. obviously, they must not be a basketcase in and of themselves. like china. i wouldn't touch a china total market fund. maybe there's individual companies that the CCP might allow US investors to benefit from, temporarily. but that's a shitty thesis.
on the other hand, eastern europe, south america, southeast asia all have a few countries that are shaping up to do exceptionally well in the event the US does in fact slide into full stagflationary depression.
as always, frame everything in terms of opportunity costs. and start with the equity risk premiums from a reliable source: https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/datafile/ctryprem.html

>>57208884
>>57208867

99% of channels have like 0-3 viewers and the rest are watching "CURRENT SINGULAR POPULAR ZOOMER WITH GREEN HAIR" or "6/10 GIRL THAT TOTALLY PLAYS VIDYA AND WILL TALK TO YOU" and the other 75% of the userbase just uses it to watch softcore porn that cant be monetized.

>>57211116
There's some bluechip Asian companies that have doubled or tripled EPS in the last decade yet the price per share is the same as it was 10 years ago. I mean I just don't see them crabbing for the next 10 years while EPS grows what are they going to trade at 3 P/E maybe 1 P/E? Either this companies double or triple in the next 10 years, or I'm a stupid ape. Either way I'm not paying 30 P/E for AAPL which is losing declining in revenues.

>>57211194
>he thinks any of this shit matters.

Anon Apple will launch a new commercial with a transgender celebrity in it and its stock will go up 50% while the Asian stuff crabs forever.

>>57211194
>Invest in country that doesn't believe in private ownership
>REEE why doesn't the share price reflect growth in the capital I own!!!

>>57211221
>Anon Apple will launch a new commercial with a transgender celebrity in it and its stock will go up 50% while the Asian stuff crabs forever.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Clown world!
>>57211224
>Invest in country that doesn't believe in private ownership
Some countries do respect private ownership though.
>REEE why doesn't the share price reflect growth in the capital I own!!!
I'm all for buying companies at 1 P/E I doubt that will happen imo the fact that the share price hasn't priced in the EPS growth is only an opportunity in my mind. Because when there's a return to mean you can double or triple your money.

>>57210983
You're good. Enjoy your flight.

dubbies and a boeing 737 malfunctions over an anons area and falls on them

what do you gamble on while the stock market is closed?
i don't like crypto but want to keep on gambling so i have been playing those online casino games but not the slots because i don't like slots

>prefutures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704642043048678.webm

>>57211194
>There's some bluechip Asian companies that have doubled or tripled EPS in the last decade yet the price per share is the same as it was 10 years ago.
and who are the buyers, that will move the price? who trusts china for a span of 5 or even 3 years?

>>57211358
nothing, I loose enough on the market

>>57211360
this webm is offensive and I think you should be cancelled inshallah

>>57211406
what else is there to spend money on besides gambling and food my guy? gotta spend money to make money

>>57211418
>what else is there to spend money
was looking at my credit card statement yesterday, I spent 4k on scuba stuff last month.

>>57211441
that sounds cool anon

is it possible for Boeing not to kill people? I think one of their factories even gave my cousin cancer

>>57211454
It is except for the part where I laid myself off last month

>>57211441
>>57211474
>>57211454

its only cool if he actually uses it.. i know so many dudes that buy hobby shit and then just pile it in their attic/garage after they use it once and let it rot for a decade. the truth is most hobbies are extremely cheap to do and its usually the casuals that need "the best top of the line equipment".

>>57207870
Anyone know why Bimobject (AB) is so low compared to 2021? Should I buy or is there something retarded about the company?

>>57211474
rent it out and use the money to gamble on red
>>57211486
i do that all the time but i buy starter shit for my hobbies and then just never get around to actually doing it because i'm busy shitposting and losing money

Test

>>57211529
welcome back. i hate kikes, jannies, trannies and women so much its unreal too fren.

>>57211486
I used it in the fl keys in oct for wreck diving.
Heading back to mexico in march for ccr cave training and babies first trimix.

The 4k is towards parts to convert my rebreather to the sidemount version for cave diving.

>>57211516
>rent it out
fuck no, also dive shops make crap monies.

>>57211543
are there gold coins down there?

>>57209494
its also worse jobs being created while higher paying jobs get axed. Top sectors by job growth:
>Healthcare
>cleaning up boomer shit and piss for a bit over min wage at a Private Equity run facility
>Government
>not even mid income office paper pusher jobs, this is mostly teachers and maintenance (for roads, facilities) both shit pay
>Hospitality/Food
>burger flippers and hotel jannies
white collar jobs in general are not hiring. Its not just the WFH learn2code faggots.
blue collar is a mixed bag, but eventually will start trending overall downward as demand destruction occurs and no one can afford Bob the plumber to unclog their shit.

>>57211543
sounds scary

>>57211551
Nothing of the sort, whoever told you that is a filthy liar!
...d-don't go look or anything though cause uhh...no point...y-yeah.

>>57210755
You are a retarded Mexican. Don't even go around my ID filters ever again.

>>57211393
>and who are the buyers, that will move the price?
I mean they're not going to stay at a 5 P/E forever with time that P/E multiple will contract even more. Also there are more countries in Asia than just China. And China will be a country in 3 years even 5 so I don't get the point? Who is going to buy your AAPL shares that are declining in revenues at 30 P/E?

>>57211543
>fuck no, also dive shops make crap monies.
Imagine the insurance premia.

>>57211543
they do? you'd think they make bank with how expensive the equipment is

>>57211578
i don't have any AAPL shares and i'm not defending US tech.
i'm pointing out that three generations of US investors have already said all this shit about their gem company that they found in china, only to be fucked over by the CCP within about 3 years, which is why the P/Es are low today.

>>57211590
>>57211610
They aim to be loss leaders for some reason. Online has really killed their retail side.

I've been encountering shills screaming that inflation is under control. What stocks do I buy if I don't believe them?

*closes /smg/ because it's the weekend*

>>57211543
absolutely based. have fun anon. well worth the 4,000.

>>57211624
I'm not Arguing that these emerging market companies are long term holds, I'm just arguing that they are so depressed relative to the US market there will be a rotation at some point into these emerging markets that could last a few years pushing these stocks 200-300% higher to a more normal valuation of like 10-15 times earnings, or a so called reversion to mean. It has happened many times before when the US market becomes so overvalued and emerging markets are so cheap in comparison that money starts to rotate out of the us into emerging markets (I'm not only talking about China).

>somewhere out there is some investor who just bought Boeing stock before all this shit went down
how badly is their stock going to plummet?

>>57211633
>be me
>open /smg/
>no clue what day it is

>>57211666
>investing in a company run by poojeets
Whoever that tard is he's had 10+ years to know why it's a bad idea.

>>57211666
Boeing isn't allowed to go out of business. They're a major war profiteer.. I mean defense contractor. As such the gravy train of military spending will never let them go under. No matter how shitty they get.

Unironically fly airbus if offered a choice. Boeing is shit.

>>57211674
Unironically based.

>>57211633
>>57211674
weekend smg is for shitposting and destressing from all the losses

>>57211624
It’s the blind leading the blind when it comes to US investors investing in China. Charlie Munger was the worst with this because he’d tout how much money he made in some Chinese company that retail investors couldn’t touch but they could have the privilege of investing in a China Hustle stock anyways.

>>57211685
doesn't mean it won't tank lol
>>57211689
this place is actually really cozy when the mods are chill and let us just hang out since everything is closed

>>57211726
>Berkshire bought TSM at $68.5 and sold for $74.5 a few months later because they bought into the China world war three hysteria
>it's now $100

>>57211748
Fantastic, Now let's see BABA's returns

>>57211748
poor berkshire i'm sure they won't recover from this 25 million gain they lost

>>57208767
You watched that poop cruise documentary too I assume?

>>57211666
Anything more than -3% is an overreaction. The FAA can issue an airworthiness directive to inspect the deactivated door plugs every 100 hours or whatever and it should be problem solved.
The bedrock issue is that the 737 family of airplanes have been so successful that Boeing pencil pushers keep trying to push the limits on the aircraft’s type certificate. They really need to go back to the Trump idea that Boeing would buy Embraer to counter Airbus’ acquisition of Bombardier

>>57211779
Ask Softbank they more than x100 on BABA.

>>57211781
>berkshire doesn't do well in china
>"Yep, here's an example"
>well they made money elsewhere
we were talking about them fucking up china

>>57211748
Well there's a difference there. When your tossing around millions even a slight change in stock price delivers a nice profit. If your tossing round 100s it delivers jack shat. Also the dude is rich as fuck already so its not like he needed to hold it long anyway.

>>57211796
Cool, but we're talking about Berskhire
funny how the chinky shills always deflect with whataboutisms

>>57211802
I'm curious what their good china plays have been

>>57211812
Berskhire hold baba?

>>57211812
yep, they are famously sitting on a shitload of short term bonds which is making a lot of money
doesn't change the fact that they can't make good china plays lol

I do like Buffet's Japan plays though

>>57211822
all china plays are bad plays but you are not ready for this conversation

>>57211831
Look at Tencent.

>>57211819
Munger famously made a really bad play against baba yeah, they don't hold it anymore

>pre-futures

>>57211831
I'm not listening to any faggot who has "Onions" in his ID

>>57211846
Munger personally bought BABA through the Daily Journal Corp. Berkshire never held BABA stock. And they'll probably make money on it. I think they bought around ~130$.

>>57211859
best argument against a poster i kneel

Boeing is the best airplane maker on earth. Millions of 737 flights takenoff and land safely every year. If your not buying that dip your crazy

>>57211358
Life itself. I live on the edge.

>/smg/- Scuba market general

>>57211941

>>57211941
it's weekend what else would we talk about?

Be a winner.
Use the option wheel strategy

>>57211965
I tried to challenge Rocker to trial by combat but he is too afraid to even respond anymore.

Chest day soon I hope you niggers are going to the gym.

>>57211997
Back day today let's fucking go based /fit/ poster also stop buying drugs with BTC and use XMR.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/iNEYBV7zGOg?t=122

>>57211997
i work. i have no time to go to the gym. i do however work out using whatever available during down time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koMp3ei4xJw
my goal is 5 sets of this bitch. so far i can only last a minute

>>57212022
>i have no time to go to the gym
Umm buy 2 plates and a barbell for 500$?

Lemme tell ya a couple of three things smg: Forget interest rate cuts. Forget unemployment, kids leavin their jobs, never comes back. And forget about a soft landing.

>>57212022
Gym is like 90 minutes 5 times a week anon. You can make time for it if you want. Being a wagie is designed to demoralize you and turn you into a fat blob that is stuck there forever. Take care of your physical health its more important than your job desu.

Anyways pushups are alright to start. I could do like 90-100 consecutive good form pushups when I was in the Army but eventually you have to start elevating your feet higher and higher to get anything out of them. Eventually you can start doing handstand pushups and at that point you are already way past where you should actually be going to a gym and moving real heavyass weights instead.

>>57211997
why is your bathroom so small tho?

>>57212045
thats funny. i have those in my locker. the barbells and the weighted vests
>>57212062
no i don't have the time. im also have 3 classes this quarter which is why i do whatever I can during work

>>57212090
>i dont have time
>on 4chan
>new years resolutioner buying gadgets to get /fit/

doesn't seem like you want it anon.. you have to want it.

>>57212090
>thats funny. i have those in my locker. the barbells
You have the weights at home you don't even have to go to the gym you can have a 30-40min session at home, but I guess it's not a priority for you. You can't tell me you don't have 30 mins 5 days a week to pump some iron, that's just cope.

>>57209176
I never thought I’d coom to a picture with the Mexican alien mummy, yet here we are

>>57212114
by going to the gym? i'm not commuting to the gym everyday when I can do shit during my breaks. i appreciate the help but i know what I need to do.

>>57212145
post body sirs. the fact that you dont even know the difference between a dumbbell and a barbell has me seriously doubting you are remotely competent.

you could get a decent workout at work hypothetically but you seem like the type that is just going to spam 100000x reps like its an anime training montage and doesnt even understand what progressive overload is or what your goals are (hypertrophy vs strength)

I invest using cashapp

>>57211783
I did, I also watch 4 hours of Ocean Line Designs and I like big boats. It only makes sense to go all in.

>>57212250
I hate cashapp

Made it easy for people to bum money without effort. These use to have to call and grovel but now they just a request

I wish my dick was big enough to hurt a woman.

>>57212238
YEah not gonna do that. i can get advice anywhere from coworkers to youtube if i need it.
I don't get why you guys are hard shilling the gym life. its kinda crazy.

>>57207939
>i want to politically virtue signal with my stocks and not make any money

>>57212334
its funny watching black dudes or womens minds implode when you tell them you dont have cash app. its like yeah man... uhh ive never had to ask anyone for $15... crazy shit... ive even got like $100 in my wallet incase i needed to buy drugs or whatever and wouldnt have to ask anyone for money to pay rent or anything.

i wish i had the webm of the nurses showing their bank account balances and all of them had like $20 to their name.

>>57207939
Just short Arkk

>>57212350
if it makes you feel any better ive fucked chicks with giant cucumbers and wine bottles and shit bigger than any penis on earth and they enjoy it/still doesnt hurt them

if she really likes you she will pretend like your dick hurts though.

>>57209470
You probably don't need a new mic. Just look around in the audio settings in your video editing app for a way to duplicate the mono channel to stereo. What app are you using, I can probably find it on Google in 3 minutes

>>57212355
if you are too proud to talk to me here anon and insist on using Youtube i would tell you to watch Sean Nalewanyj. Most of the advice on Youtube or from normies is really really garbage but Sean is a beast and top tier information.

its not "gym life" anon its just a basic part of being a man.. or it was before jews told you it was okay to be a fat blob of shit and transition to female

>>57211674
I always choose human white male warlock. Or similar class thats like a warlock using shadow magic or can summon undead or similar.
Everything else is not for me

>>57212370
Oh it is something. Old facebook friend,
, exs, relatives..people you keep tabs on just to see how miserable their lives got after the 20s

Yeah its something when they ask out of the blue " hey remembet that time we....."x"....btw my kids need diapers can you help?"

>>57211674
>>57212418
>elf
>wizard

>>57212426
i stopped using social media entirely because so many randoms were messaging me that are dopesick and really need $20 or whatever

>>57212442
I make a post or share a meme every 6 months. So im pretty much at your level.

>>57212418
I ended up as a cow druid(female).

>>57212442
When i was younger facebook was great for hooking up and finding parties and stuff among friends and networking for pussy. It just isnt the same now. It got really political after 2016.

Facebook should of banned all political talk really... .it destroyed the platform

>>57212521
Its good for the groups & marketplace

>>57212521
That's part of what drove me off it in 2017 (that plus the real identity policy).
Was shitty because a lot of friends, coworkers, and even people I'd mentored for years were suddenly demanding that everyone who didn't vote the way they did unfriend them. Sucked to have to cut those people off, but they chose their own adventure.

>>57212521
The last thing i did on social media was in 2011ish bitch at people for political/virtual signaling on there

>>57212572
There are better apps if you are using marketplace.

>>57212521
>>57212577

Yeah just people screaming at CIA narratives or looking for validation. Absolutely useless.

sp500 bros is it over? we got too cocky

>>57211070
Grayscale's funds don't have competition driving down expenses and are closed end, so gay SEC rules cause them to deviate from NAV quite significantly (See the past year of this chart: https://ycharts.com/companies/GBTC/discount_or_premium_to_nav))

BITO also exists but, again, has a ripoff expense ratio and >futures roll cost.

So a reasonable cost ETF backed/marketed by a reputable name like BlackRock will be marginally more appealing and sellable to Boomers. However I think you're right that flows will disappoint over the coming weeks.

OTOH, approving BTC ETFs also means the government can never ban Bitcoin; the legal risk drops to zero because Boomers and BlackRock will never get rugged. That fundamentally boosts the price.

>>57212662
I don't like the sp500 anymore
it shouldn't go down like this, why would I buy something that goes down

>>57212703
Just buy CDs, and retire poor, but the balance will never decrease!

>>57212647
If you want boomer stuff you have to go where boomers are

>>57212714
This is what I want, the never going down part

>>57209260
But if it's not finance related then why do jews do it too?

>>57212763
whoa there, cool it with the semitism or we won't be having these generals any longer

>>57212763
To distract us from important things, like sisterfucking and the devaluation of currency

Anyone here use Fidelity and have their core position set to the money market fund?
Does that affect settlement at all? Like... is it the same as having your core position set to cash? Or is there any kind of extra delay for when funds get to the "settled" state?

I miss the christmas season already
>>57212807
It's essentially just cash

Albertson bros...will we be Kroger bros this month?

>>57212703
Imo the market is has been flat or down for two weeks. Cpi pricing in will happen monday. think there will be a big rally

>>57212813
Ok thanks. I'll probably sell off my JPST and change my core position to the money market then.
I'm just in a cash account, so settlement periods matter to me...

>>57212814
Kramer has spoken. Kroger bros it is.

>>57212814
Redpill me on Albertsons (im a Kroger chad). Whats their stock like compared to Krogers?

>>57212841
Kroger wants to buy them at $31 a share, but the merger may not be approved. Should be decided early this year.

>>57212841
Sorry, $34 per share.

>>57212846
No i mean the literal in-store stock. What differences are there from kroger?

>>57212837
If is so much comfier not paying attention to these fags

>>57212512
Really enjoying my druid right now.

>>57212898
Oh, no idea. I don't remember ever being in a Kroger in my life.

>>57212898
Looks like they own Ralphs, which I have been to and didn't seem much different from Safeway, which Albertsons owns.

>>57212898
ACI and KR are the same "tier" of grocery store. Their wares are effectively the same. It's also going to be heavily location (ghettoness) dependant.
>>57212934
Ralph's is slightly higher quality than Safeway. Not by much but their brand qualities and worker mentalities feel better.

>>57212807
didn't even know there was an option for cash. always used money market, there's really no reason not to. no, i can't imagine there'd be any additional delay.
also if you have over $500k total, surely you're going to be smart enough to put most of that in CDs or muni bonds; the SIPC insurance for your brokerage account is limited to $500k. beyond that you'll need to switch to a CMA.
if you're doing something ridiculous that's testing the limits of your settled cash you should probably cut it out anyway.

>>57212719
If you want the best deals go to estate sales (I work in estate sales ATM). Dieing fucks having all their shit sold for pennies. Facebook marketplace is fags with too much time overpricing shit

I have a pretty freaky pump I might post a picture when I get home

>Unrealized losses now account for ~33% of all bank equity capital in the US.

>Currently, banks are sitting on nearly $700 billion of unrealized losses

uh bros...

>>57212664
you guys are overlooking the fact that the ETFs will have bottom-dollar expense ratios.
look at the sponsor fee of GBTC.
look at the SG&A and other overhead of MSTR equity, or of any miner. they all generate earnings by selling into the network -- and yet the whole point is that you achieve an optimal return from your holding. all the miners all sell BTC regularly, regardless of how bad those trades are.
RIOT lost hundreds of millions of dollars in Q4 of 2023 by just not waiting for $45k.
you want to hold that and wait for them to have disruption in operations? equipment failures? dishonest management? fights with their host states over power consumption? you want to overpay them to be worse traders than you?
or do you want an optionable ETF that makes you almost the same money as holding the actual BTC because it costs a fraction of a percent?
"boomer" isn't the half of it. all that other shit is about to be crushed. blackrock is taking over. you're in a prisoner's dilemma with every other crypto retard.

>>57213035
The Fed'll buy it all through whatever new talmudic program they come up with in 2 weeks and we'll pump another 40% this year.

>>57213035
Don't worry, yellen said we achieved soft landing

>>57211663
the other names are all great names. brazil in particular i like because it already has a seat at the table (BRICS) in terms of petrodollar replacement.
and it now also has capital competition from milei's imminent argentina. corporate taxes in brazil are probably going to be cut in the coming years, even by the most leftist government they can drum up.
i also like malaysia simply because it's dirt poor and knows it, and the ethnic chinese there want to create singapore 2.0 for themselves.

>>57211726
>>57211748
charlie's play was BYD and he gobbled it up at pennies. they just did fine on that.

>>57209083
19%, most from tesla

>>57213061
>soft landing

>>57213167
>soft landing

SAVE merger tomorrow

>>57212350
neco arc would never do this

>>57209470
The ticker's NVO, not NOV, Rocker.

>>57212807
>>57212813
>>57212985
Here's how it works in a Cash Management Account:
https://digital.fidelity.com/prgw/digital/fdic-interest-rate/fcma

Fine Print:
>The Cash Balance in the account is swept into an FDIC-Insured interest bearing account at one or more program banks and, under certain circumstances, a money market mutual fund (the "Money Market Overflow"). Deposits swept into the program bank(s) are eligible for FDIC Insurance, subject to FDIC insurance coverage limits. Balances that are swept to the Money Market Overflow as well as any other securities held in the account are not eligible for FDIC insurance but are eligible for SIPC coverage under SIPC rules.
>The Money Market Overflow is for cash balances that exceed FDIC insurance coverage limits or cannot be swept to a program bank due to either a lack of bank capacity or unavailability of FDIC insurance. Customers will earn the respective APY shown on cash balances up to at least $3 million. Depending on the then available bank capacity or for balances that exceed FDIC Insurance coverage, balances above $3 million may be swept into the Money Market Overflow. An updated list of banks that are participating and are accepting deposits is available at https://www.fidelity.com/fcmacorebanks Funds swept into the Money Market Overflow will be held in the Fidelity Government Money Market Fund Class S (FZSXX | Get Prospectus) and earnings will be based on the fund’s 7-day yield shown above. Please carefully consider an account’s fees, features and services before investing.

>>57213035
good to know nothing's changed from q3 last year.

>>57212125
Godspeed, anon

>>57213336
>>57213336
>good to know nothing's changed from q3 last year.
kek

Post your 2023 performance.

>>57212814
based cybernibba

>>57210112
It’s okay when she does it, because she’s Jewish

>>57213035
billions, trillions, millions, who cares

>>57211674
I will never forget playing a MMORPG ~15 years ago where a dude made a meme character called THE ORC MAGE (literally an orc sorcerer) and was absolute shit for the lols.

>>57213438
ok

>>57213531
almost 100%? very nice. what did ya buy?

>msft

>>57213559
imagine shitposting on /smg/ while in congress

>>57213438
Going to eat less dirt this year

>>57213552
Technology

>>57213567
Well while not an elected official, JPOW does post brainard on /smg/

>>57213531
>>57213438
whats the income button do

>>57213559
>being an individual
>buying millions in options unironically

>>57213584
I'm in growth, not dividend, so...

>>57209503
This, but unironically.
A job is a job when it comes to statistics.
If these jobs are desirable or even paying a livable wage is of no concern.

>>57209026
> you don't look like you have autism or have been beaten with a shovel, you can make it
Everybody can see miles away my autism and I have been beaten with a shovel at least once

>>57213603
i dont know why my bars are so weird

>>57213682
More months in your chart, probably. Idk why mine starts late

>>57213438
62% up.

>>57212664
>>57213045
Good points appreciate the discussion. Now the only thing we can do is wait and see what happens. Either way, Blackrock bought a bunch of bitcoin before announcing the etf. So if it gets denied and bitcoin dumps they still made a bunch of money from accumulating around the 20k-25k range.

>>57212355
Advice won't give you results

Most likely gonna be another year of would've could've should've

>>57213559
>unusual whales
>HURR DURR HERES A HIGH VOLUME TRANSACTION

what a useless piece of shit

>>57213714
>if it gets denied and bitcoin dumps they still made a bunch of money from accumulating around the 20k-25k range.
they just bought this week. so they paid 40k+ for it. the bitcoin market isnt big enough for them to game to get a few million of profit off pumping and dumping an entire market.

Green this week.

>>57213809
100%. dump is done. markets were practically green on friday.

Just had a pretty important realization. The IRS rejected my tax return last year due to an AGI miss match. I assumed it was taken to pay backed taxes. Might not be so broke here soon.

>>57213877
speaking of this, what's a normal tax return for you guys? 2023 was my first year of full employment in the USA. I have done summer internships and got back 2k-3k, but I think maybe that was since I didn't reach a high minimum income on the year. Now that I worked the full year I have no idea if I'll get more or less.

Any lads here play TUP? Was thinking of gambling it next week.

>>57213809
Yellow this week.

>>57209083
I entered on the 5th and am up $5.83 on a 5k portfolio

>>57213893
I normally owe money

>>57213893
Depends how much you make generally. As a teacher I made starting 45k and now make 56k..so I have always been in an extremely low tax bracket where my employer takeout has always drastically overshot what needed to be paid.

>>57213893
i usually got a ton back. like 3-10k because i worked in oil and work was so volatile i had no idea how much id make each year so i ended up usually over estimating and sending in an estimate.

>>57213932
How to become an oiler in Argentina or Southeast Asia

>>57213893
Depends on how you handle employer with-holding. Generally they withhold assuming you had no external factors. They don't have the full picture you do. Generally you want to get back as little as possible, because you basically gave the gov an interest-free loan. Some people run the numbers on arb'ing the penalty of having no withholdings and investing the extra income.

>anon shills ypf on an Argentina play
>It goes up 500% since
>Pbr has doubled from its low
So this is the true power of oil

>>57213948
You can also just pay them quarterly if their online systems are accurate.

Shit maggot general must be fucking dead if this thread is still going 16 hours later. Not even rockers faggot video the other day could save this place.

>>57214022
The general is a shell of its former self. New year new opportunities but the "will she won't she" crash the stock market is gay as fuck and hardly worth engaging in any real risky/fun plays.
It's also the weekend.

I am the most diversified man in the world.
>Sharpe Ratio 1.9, after costs

Fuck bond trading.

>>57214022
we need more good gambles and less macro plays
I mean TLT is cool and all but...
>no I am not going to be the change I am asking for

>>57213415
the crash is already priced in anon
>>57214022
wait till monday.

>>57213893
If you don't work a full year you get a lot back because the default witholdings assume the bracket you'll be in if you're working a full year. If you work for the entire year and raises/bonuses don't bump you up a brakcet usually your tax burden will be +/- a few hundred bucks. Cap gains/losses can throw a large wrench in things so you need to plan accordingly.

>futures

Is DCA'ing into VOO the most retard-proof way (other than boomerocks) of keeping value if I receive my wages in a third world shitcoin/currency?

is monday's dip-buying priced in?

>>57213893
I used to get at least a $1000 or so but Biden cut the standard deduction in half

>>57214197
oh no, the Trump tax cuts expired?
Fuck fuck fuck

>>57214197
EVERYONE WILL BE POOR

>>57214211
we have until 2025 it seems
almost got me

>>57214211
I just find it fucking hilarious that a democrat gets in office and claims to fight for the poor, only to remove the tax cut that disproportionately helped the poor

>>57214194
>implying

>>57214325
I saw quite the statistic a while ago. Apparently the % gain (loss) in the market during the first 5 trading days of the year are quite correlated with the performance for the rest of the year.

Futures will be red.
It's over for Mumu niggers.

>>57214301
no no, you don't understand. Those tax cuts only benefitted the wealthy. An extra $200 for poor people? They will never get rich with that. They might as well not take home any extra money at all.

>>57213893
You're going to owe money unless you're doing some minimum wage job. Yellen and Biden jacked the taxes way up.

>>57213942
go work for haliburton or sclumberger.

>>57214364
>I saw quite the statistic a while ago
want another statistic? since 1945 the djia has only had back to back negative years 3 times.

Boeingbros...its not going to be that bad is it

>>57214160
VOO or VTI, either will do fine.

Here's my 401 7 month return. My Roth and brokerage accounts netted 16%, or 14,000 dollars, 1 year returns.

>>57214529

>>57214522
> He thought he was "buying the dip"
> after college freshman level engineering mistakes (MCAS)
> and untrained highschooler level manufacturing mistakes (FOD issues, untightened bolts)
what did you think was going to happen

>>57214160
VTI is better long term since its literally all of america and not just the S&P
If you want the true retard proof one go VT because you can just not give a shit for 50+ years and hold the globe

>>57213909
>>57213915
>>57213932
>>57213948
>>57214146
>>57214197
>>57214462
Thanks for the answers. I'm thinking I will probably owe. I made about 150k base, plus like 100k on bonuses (sign on, stocks, perf, etc). I had about 62k withheld...right around 25%.

>>57214671
>>57214671

>>57209063
I'm long TSLA. Average price is $242.30

>>57213303
i should have said, for the insurance, you'd need to switch to a CMA -- and i don't know what fidelity's offers but there are some that go up to $2 million
and of course the other option is just open regular accounts at multiple banks, all under $250k, and just endlessly roll CDs and direct the proceeds to your brokerage so the accounts don't grow beyond the insurance limit.

>freaking out about an open door
SMG forgetting when Boeing's fuck ups crashed and killed 2 planes full of people??? This'll be nothing and it'll bounce back easy

>>57215390
JUST CLOSET THE FUCKING DOOR