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>>57119336
Hey dad. Maybe you should have interacted with me more and not married an alcoholic

>>57119336
good for him.

give me a address, I'll take care of it

>>57119336
Dad?!

>>57119341
Women aren't suppose to be alcoholics, you Americans are insane to enable women to be such degenerates.

>>57119341
>It's my dad's fault im a virgin!
Kek!

>>57119336

You called me a faggot when I was 15, father. I won't ever forget. I'll never be a man-whore like you. I refuse to sleep around.

>>57119363
so you can give him your biological pussy right ?

>>57121423
Having sex with a lot of women means you are an alpha male. Jacking off to porn is pathetic.

Probably because his dad is a fucking faggot.

>>57121455

I do neither.

>>57119336
He's saving himself for you.

>>57119336
Buy him a whore without telling him she's a whore.

Imagine being like a 19 year old kid and finding out your 40 year old dad is frostposting on 4chan about you being a virgin

>>57121859
kek

>>57119336
same my son is a virgin and me too

Tell him to work harder and have firmer handshakes. Oh its 2024, you're son has a below 7 face.

You better make it, because he sure as hell wont

>>57119336
offer him your butthole

>>57122371
That sounds like a genetic condition, sorry bro

>>57121420
I think it’s more or less not having any guidance/role models that really fuck up young boys’ mentalities. Lots of blacks are fatherless, but fuck many 10/10 whites as early as middle school. Although they’re fatherless, they’re raised by the streets / gangs. Fatherless white kids, however, often grow up in isolation or tend to befriend other fatherless virgins who also social issues. African Americans are also genetically superior which only helps them further

>>57121409
as opposed to men who are at their best when drunk

>>57121420
>i have no responsibility for my children

lmao

>>57122634
I've known a lot of alcoholics who are great fun drunk or not. Female alcoholics are all just sad though

>>57121486
I am inclined to label your abstinence as based, but I am a sex enjoyer, so I'm reluctant to do so

Get him to suck your cock. If he enjoys it then you know he's queer.

would you rather
>son
>you failed to give him any useful advice, knowledge, skills, hobbies, confidence, opportunity
>never helped him with whatever social issues he was having
>incel virgin
>no grandkids
or
>daughter
>give her everything, princessmaxx her, buy her a pony, a car, vacations, college tuition, an apartment
>dote on her, support her, give her every opportunity
>1000 cock roastie racemixing drug-using clubbing degenerate tattoos SSRIs onlyfans
>eventual single mom
>1 mulatto grandkid who becomes a felon at 15

>>57123201
>>57119336
>if i had a son
Id just send him off to boarding school or something so they make him a man, when hes back he can hate me all he wants