/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57114566
Shhhhhh.

Too early.

Guys it's almost here

AMD BE BUSSIN
>AMD BE BUSSIN
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>>57114566
...she knows too much

>>57114585
Buy some tupperware (tup) to store it. Then throw it in a trash compactor

At these prices, Bobos only have to be lucky once. Mumus have to be lucky always.

tfw mara breaks 30 in the next 3 hours after buying the tasty dip

you said oil was going to recover

Is KO going out of business?

>>57114629
It's being taken over by a conglomerate of COKE and KOF.

WHY IS THE MARKET RED
RUDE

Neggers!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 10% DAILY MARA GAIN I WAS PROMISED?

I have 10k in a norwegian micro cap that's growing steadily. Once they take off I'll have made it.

Damn, my JPST dividend went up by 1.51 cents this month

>>57114648
Bad treasury auction today.

>>57114569
Should we sell mara or hold?

>>57114617
how big of a dip were you able to slurp?
I slurped early at $29.30, so I'm just back at even now
I'm a premature slurper I know, I just can't help it when I see a tasty dip

>>57114629
i cant even remember the last time i bought coke/pepsi over the based Kroger brand soda. Why the fuck would i pay 2-3x for basically the same shit.

could anyone convince me that AAPL is not a great long term stock? i dont invest based on data but instead intuition and my intuition says i should allocate lots of my retirement plan to AAPL (i am am selling all my GOOG because i have intuition that LLMs will destroy google search + ads revenue)

Is spending $525 to lengthen my dick 1cm in 3 months and 2cm in a year a good financial investment?
>https://www.restorex.com/clinical-results/restorex-for-lengthening-chronic-disease/

Its looking softlandish today aside from stocktwits

>>57114695
Jesus Christ

>>57114569
Imagine not acquiring MARA now before it hits $40

>>57114695
Most men would pay $20,000+ for 1 inch so I'm gonna say this is a scam/fake/gay

>>57114694
I've had the same iphone for 5 years, don't plan on getting a new one for another 5. But maybe they make an ev car or some shit.

Which news sites do you lads use when trading commodities?

>>57114713
Baaaaah I want mstr to dump to buy back baaaaah

>>57114695
this some obverse perversion of "Muh man godda be 6ft"

>>57114719
Netflix

Dammit I spent too much money last month
Fuck Christmas

>>57114719
/pol while cross referencing a few other places for validity. Notable Events Weather & Sports are just a ploy to sell advertisements.... Did you know that?

>>57114695
If you watch all of the testimonials of this shit, they make sure to film their patients post-surgery while their high on goofballs and painkillers. You can see the slight remorse in the poor fucks' eyes.

>>57114719
i'd buy stocks from this chick no cap

>>57114755
Das rite.

my amd purchased in 2016 for $4/share that i still hold today (i sold 1/3rd of it in 2018, sadly)

>>57114680
>Bad treasury auction today.
WHY DID WE HAVE A BAD TREASURY AUCTION TODAY?!

Someone has been buying massive chunks of SKYT repeatedly. I think it’s time to buy a tiny amount to see what happens.

>>57114792
lucky

>>57114792
Congrats anon
I’m down bigly on everything.

>>57114772
It’s not a surgery. It’s a penile reaction device you wear for 1 hour a day for 3 months. If you go to the PE forums they say it’s uncomfortable but not unbearable.

>>57114622
Maybe in a year or two.

>>57114802
Not much interest in anything other than 2y and under.

>>57114680
Hang on really? Where do I go to see those again?

ARMbros

They are making fun of us.... While we're wiping our tears with the money we made...


Lord, enlighten them and help them see the truth

So... first day of 2024 trading eh?

> they didnt buy amd at October's dip

kek baggies

>>57114695
>>57114821
This is almost certainly going to give you ED.
Women don't even care that much about length, especially Asians. Even averaged size is almost too long for them.

>>57114802
turns out the ukraine

>>57114682
I'm holding until the etf approval
After that, I'm panic selling at the smallest dip
My biggest concern is that the etf approval will be announced outside trading hours, and the BTC "sell the news" event happens while I can't sell my MARA

What the fuck is going on in here today

>>57114585
Nice! Let us know how it goes.

>>57114784
I'm so glad we at least have 4-5 representatives from the most important place on the internet here regularly with /smg/

>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>57114719
I used to use the daily stormer but it looks like that's finally being shut down.

Are ya winnin' anon?

>global stocks up over 15% this year

>>57114719
I go on /smg/, see a post vaguely referring to lean hogs and the rest is history.

>>57114831
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/announcement-results-press-releases/auction-results/

>>57114888
Baba gonna crash to $50 next year.

>>57114864
We're just bored waiting for the humans to come back to the market.

>>57114719
I just trade off of stuff I'm using, like today I had orange juice instead of coffee, so coffee should go down and orange juice should be up.

>>57114719
I make all of my trades based off of what I dreamed about the night before

>>57114898
is elf pussy better than korean pussy?

>>57114906
/smg/ is big into rubber pussies today, so short lean hogs and buy rubber.

>>57114897
>Are ya winnin' anon?
Today? Yeah, up .3% so far

>>57114934
>is elf pussy better than flat assed buck toothed fake tit mongloid pussy?
Yes

>>57114897
I certainly feel like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFDEa048t2s

Why the fuck mstr wouldnt dump hard soon? I get they offer leverage but premium % is getting out of hand
Bitcoin mining stocks are also retarded this year
Market anticipates, most should be priced in

>>57114909
You wish.

Buy Hershey

>>57114959
fuck you, gookfu has natural d cup tits

>>57114974
Fuck you weeb nigger bitch.

>>57114934
asian but yes
as an aside TSM is up 43% this year

>>57114982
doubt.

>>57114867
It's really tight. I don't think the Chinese understand normal penis size. It feels nice though and definitely worth the $35. It's more pink than skin tone. They have better ones that vibrate that might be worth the investment but I just got the entry level one. I would say that smacking the ass feels identical to a woman's desu but obviously fucking it isn't quite the same but close than jerking it. I think you could wear a VR headset and fuck this thing and it's not a bad experience desu.

What stock do I invest in for sex robots?

>>57114982
You need to abbreviate that to gfu or something. She will be destroyed when she finds that if she can read.

>>57114974
Why? They look overpriced.

>>57115003
lmao, this thread is cursed. im out

>>57115003
Awesome! Yeah I might buy one, for $35 I can try it out and see how it goes. I have a VR headset so I'll see if I can use that with it.

>>57115003
https://youtu.be/p5VULK0intM?feature=shared&t=142

>>57115003
You are training your psyche to be gay. You were harmed so irreparably at the neonatal stage of your life that you will constantly be driven to seek out pleasure.

This act of seeking pleasure by masturbating a penis is training you subconsciously to be a faggot. You will be gay or a tranny in some finite amount of time depending on your genetics to some degree and your test levels.

ToS seems to allow putting in orders in dollar amounts instead of # of shares for schwab. Do they support that now? You can't do it via their website.

>>57115003
this is why i love smg, even though most of you are ngmi

>>57115003
holy fucking based

>>57115008
how about i call her my gf for short?

>>57114985
Ko literally kills you . Do you think burgers care? They just do whatever their screens tell them to

>>57115012
Big divergence between fundamentals and price. Plus cocoa is at a 40y high. Once the price starts going back down that should be the catalyst for a rally

>>57114985
Makes sense, always thought their products tasted terrible.

>>57115003
OVER 20LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>Tesla has had no earnings per share growth in the last five year

this is the dumbest, fakest, gayest and jewest price action I've seen in a good while

>>57115042
>Big divergence between fundamentals and price.
What is going on there? Skimming over the balance sheet and historic earnings it doesn't look like anything actually changed.

>>57115060
that's called a fuck your calls, fuck your puts chart, also known as the jewish barcode.

OIL bros.....

>>57114974
kek speaking of Twitch streamers, I've heard rumors and big names hinting that Amazon is going to drop Prime Gaming soon, at least for Twitch.

I bet AMZN stock will pump a shitload if they get rid of that site, I'm making calls just in case.

>>57115024
>masturbating a penis is training you subconsciously to be a faggot
that's why he bought a fake ass, retard

>>57115078
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What the fuck... We're going down again???

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

>>57114974
nice boobs i bet they smell good

The holidays have reminded me that most of my problems are coping strategies from living with my parents that I haven't shaken off

>>57115003
I bought a pocket pussy a while ago and it was way too small. Chinese demand has destroyed the pocket pussy market for western incels. It's so over

Bernie Sanders fudding Cigna. This is what my tax dollars go to

>a random REIT that owns casinos has had 55% earnings growth the last 5 years

>>57115003
>fucking it isn't quite the same
you actually have to have had sex to make that comparison incel.

>>57115108
Just look at the tax man like this, and you won't have to pay any.
>>57115109
Post the ticker...

>>57115131
VICI

Jesus christ.... is this foreshadowing for how the market is going to go in 2024? Is next year going to even be worth living through?

>>57115024
What an elaborate cope.
You could have called him incel, creep, chud anything. But gay?

Lmao I was almost banned. Got temporarily banned. Probably because of me posting myself with my white exgf. I said people would get mad, and I was right.

Fuck you, jannybitch. And fuck you, mad whities.

tranny jannies are purging the thread. fuck this place im out.

Which index are you guys on? SP500 is always a safe bet, but I'm trying to expand.

FASHION streetwear bros... is streetwear dead?

RIP VFC.

Anons, how do I stop gambling options? I already lost 500 bucks in total and the only reason I'm massively up is my long-term investment decisions

>>57115137
Not too bad, although I'm not sure how they'll hold up in a recession.

>>57115193
Allow yourself 1 bad decision every couple months. When you lose that money remind yourself that those losses could have gone towards your dragon's hoard of long term holds. You gotta have some gambling to stay sane in the market.

>>57115193
Just stop anon. Think of old man John Bogle. He didnt work his whole life just for you to throw your future away.

Well this has definitely been one of the threads about the stock market...

Nazi Janny doesn't want anyone to have fun

>>57114947
>>57115003
In the current year, investing in plastic pussy is a hate crime. Invest now, make a quick buck and get out before the regulators discover you're shorting flesh-holes.

>>57115003
Top signal right here.

>someone actually bought the chinese pussy

based

So how about those stocks?

>>57115260
>>57115267
>>57115273

Short women (also short women like 5'1") and long sex robots. The future is bright

Is it too late to get into REITs?

>>57115193
Probably just getting started.

And now I got temporarily blocked for complaining about 4chan. That's not true. I told jannies to fuck off.

>>57115084
Everything I hear about twitch these days is just about how much of a shitshow it is. I can't imagine they will keep it.

>>57115290
the woman i draw is 4'3

lol

>>57115211
This is the way. Don't think if your 0dte does well it clears you up to degen. You have to be the certainty in your trading system because the market, no indice, no discord of stocktwits faggots can give you any of this certainty.

>>57115042
>Picrel
That janny nigger banned me, he must be an avid coomer in these trying times. Prolly banned for this one.

>>57115290
I hope the ai wizards can make em good enough to trick me into thinking theyre real women

>>57115211
Hmm makes sense anon, thanks. I usually try to prevent it by investing as much as possible into stocks the second I put new money into my account

>BTC pumps
>MARA doesn't pump with it
looks like the ponzi scheme is finally over bros, see you all at zero

>>57115328
If you're the guy posting the sex toys it's because I reported every one of your posts and was really looking forward to you fucking off.

>>57115299
"Mindless" DCA'ing aside, there actually have been only about 3 to 4 meaningful price-related entry points into REITs (especially O) since the turn of the millennium.
That's almost 23 full years, btw.

Got 1000 share order placed for GALT at $1.60

>>57114694
they haven't released anything innovative in 10 years ... and with each year rivals create products that are just as good as Apple.
Remember when only Apple made good laptops out of aluminimum and quality materials? Now there's the Surface chain from Microsoft and so much good alternatives. Same with cell phones.

Basically I think Apple will be able to retain its current profits, and maybe increase their dividend, but don't expect it to go any higher than it is, as it has exhausted its innovative potential and competitors have caught up.

TLDR we will never see early Apple again where in 5 years you gain 500%

>>57115396
(addendum)
And at least two of those occasions were "Jesus, take the wheel" YOLO bets with (at that time) highly uncertain outcome.

>>57114694
They've left network exploitable CVEs in their devices for long periods a couple times this year because no one there knew how to fix them and they had to wait to hire people.
Last I checked there's currently a CVE in their SSL library on OSX that they still haven't fixed.
The company is dead.

>>57115404
>TLDR we will never see early Apple again where in 5 years you gain 500%
Who says that there won't be future events where the money supply won't get expanded several 100% in short time?

>>57115247
you wish it was a nazi, at least then there would be a sense of what is or isn't allowed

seems like a good time to rebalance some msft gains into other places

I have 2 grand to throw away, what should I buy?

>>57115490
SAVE calls that expire tomorrow.

>>57115499
Courts are closed, right?

>>57115137
anon........
the only growth that matters is per share, their aggregate earnings grew because they bought a lot of shit

kek you absolute fucking retards actually bought a crypto miner OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>57115490
NINE. Buncha bad debt rolled off their balance sheet in November and lower rates will make their next bond issuance less bad. It's a big gamble but you're lookin' to live, right?

>>57115504
Nope
Open · Closes 5 PM
Days of week Open hours
Thursday
8 AM - 5 PM
Friday
8 AM - 5 PM
Saturday
Closed
Sunday
Closed
New Year's Eve, hours may vary
Monday
8 AM - 5 PM
New Year's Day, hours may vary
Tuesday
8 AM - 5 PM
Wednesday
8 AM - 5 PM

>>57115517
But is the judge working? Can you pull up his Outlook Calendar?

>>57115511
Anon, people here bought actual literal metal miners, too.

>>57115515
Nine Energy?

>>57115539
https://investor.nineenergyservice.com/ that's the one

>>57115525
He's on vacation.

>>57115552
That's good, he probably earned it

>>57115553
What do you think about American Lithium Corp LI.VN?

This shitty crabbing in the markets is killing me. Are people that uncertain of how 2024 will be? There's no earning reports either this week what the fuck.

>>57115317
Don't let the twitch partner shills fool anyone, but the website has never been profitable and there's red flags that its steadily running out of money(reducing streamer revenue split despite laying off tons of employees...).

Every time I see them do stupid shit is giving me MySpace vibes, especially during that website's final years back in late 2000's(aggressive ads a warning sign). I give them 2024/2025 before they close doors from financial fuckery.

>>57114384
Why are there bones on the ground? Did these guys show up late for the battle?

>>57114653
in the CEO's pockets!
no refunds chump

>>57115567
>headquartered in Vancouver, Canada
Destined to become a penny stock

fucking do something you piece of shit market

>>57115652
Vancouver is the pennystock shitcoin pump and dump of West Coast cities

>>57114831
zerohedge reports on them all the time. they’ve been bad all week. flight to safety.

>>57115584
>This shitty crabbing in the markets is killing me
>>57115668
>fucking do something you piece of shit market

be careful what you wish for

>>57115673
So TMF is a bad option now?

>>57115673
>zerohedge
>reports
...

>MSFT
We're finally going in the right direction

>>57114569
What the hell is up with mara

>>57115673
>trusting zerohedge
>about a treasury auction
you ever notice that every single time they say anything at all about a treasury auction, they say it was a total disaster?

>>57115673
>flight to safety.
Oh so they went really well you mean.
You had me panicked for a minute.

>>57115652
I bought NINE and American Lithium and some penny stock

Which is the real thread?

Y’all have a good one. I am done with biz. Hope that guy don’t tranny himself. I like how niggers can post ot all day. If two weeks ever comes I hope you gentlemen fair well. Fuck this jannie and most all jannies.

>>57115705
>worst since Lehmann

Are we going to dip into January 19th? That’s what’s gonna happen isn’t it? Opex is so low

>>57115740
this is unacceptable, I'll go have a talk with the manager

>>57115762
Fed minutes will decide. Everyone's going to fate their annual rebalance on whether Jerome lied or not.

>>57115740
Cya tomorrow. Verification not required.

>>57115734
The other one was almost at 300 and then had a bunch of posts deleted

>>57115740
You should post harder

>>57115781
Havin some fun on one of these weird buffer market day huh?

>>57115692
>>57115705
yeah they are permabears. if you can’t learn to read the news with an understanding of the reporters’ biases then you will never have any idea what’s happening. the fact remains that yields are falling, have been for a few months, and will likely keep falling until the yield curve uninverts next year and a recession begins.

>buy oil
>it proceeds to dump thorough the entire day
I guess this is the biz way

>>57115793
>a recession begins

>>57114693
same. Soda prices are getting fucking wild. Even kroger is expensive, but at least it's like more than half the cost of name brand and tastes 95% the same. I need to quit the sugar water jew eventually but it's my hardest vice to break right now for some reason. If kroger made monster energy knockoffs I'd nut.

>>57115812
>gdi is negative yoy
this has a 100% correlation with recession
>unemployment moves above its 24 month average
this has a 100% correlation with recession

>>57115836
doesn't matter.

>>57115852
why not?

>>57115823
>I need to quit the sugar water jew eventually but it's my hardest vice to break right now for some reason
God just grow some fucking balls. You kids today are so pathetic, you can’t even put down soda.
I’ve been off heroin for 8 years. You candy asses probably would have killed yourselves before even imagining doing something like that.

>>57115864
None of this matters.

>>57115864
because we're permabulls, even at ATH :DDDDDDDD
>wtf why is it dumping :(

>>57115823
You can ween yourself off by switching to a lemon flavored soda water and from that to a regular soda water. I rarely touch sugary soda anymore as well as alcohol.

Jesus Christ what's wrong with mara

>Probability of stock being above Target Price: 13.9 percent
It's not looking good bros, should I sell? Down 40% rn

>>57115799
Christ I miss the 80s.

>>57115939
It’s getting shilled here and wsb reallllllly hard. Hmmmmm

>>57115957
Same.
>t. born December of 89

>>57115959
So it's going down huh

>>57115939
The crab fishermen are selling their catch to the market

>>57115959
>Technical analysis over the entire stocks duration

Goddamn TAtards are so hilarious kek

>>57115976
Maybe for thirty days or so. This years going to be mostly bullish just thanks to bidenmics and needing it to be before the election

>>57115986
Make it stop

>>57115992
It's gonna be bullish because every fucking election year for the past 100 FUCKING YEARS was bullish kek

There's been only 4 years where stock price went down. One of them was 2008 due to the financial crisis, the others were 2000 sometime in the 30s I think

>>57115992
I doubt that, election years are catastrophic. I hope it rebounds cause btc isn't done just yet

Thoughts on SSL?

MARA going to zero ahhhhhhhh

>>57115986
Lots of accumulation at the 9-11. Probably will wick to 20 to fill that gap if I were to guess.

I don't even know what MARA is.

low volume

>>57116011
>>57116014
Shirts down 10% after a 150% bullrun and you tards are crying, it's hilarious

>>57116031
where in my post was I crying about it you stupid bitch

>>57116005
4 of the last 5 recessions going back 45 years have been during election years. in 1980 a democrat incumbent was in office and a recession happened and he got btfo by Reagan. 2000, 2008, and 2020 were all election years and had recessions as well (I think the dot com recession technically started in 2001 but the market peaked and started crashing in 2000).

>>57116019
Theyre a bitcoin mining company, a rather large one. Nothing particularly wrong with the company, theyre just overvalued at 6bn. Not sure if you know who Michael Saylor is, but his bitcoins DCAs are bigger than the entirety of MARAs bitcoin holdings including multiple years of mining lol.

>>57116045
>1980 a democrat incumbent was in office and a recession happened and he got btfo by Reagan.
Stock went up
>2000, 2008
As I already said
>and 2020 were all election years and
Stock went up

TLDR: opinion discarded

>>57116066
>stock went up
people who sold or had cash on the sidelines and then bought the dip made a hell of a lot more than people who held.

What the fuck is happening?

SPY is impossible to trade.
Choppy garbage.

tupperware is a good buy right now. check 3:44 PM EST

>>57116113
Nobody fucking cares, buying the dip is a gambling meme. In the past 50 years there's only been two opportunities where you confidently could "buy the dip": 2008 and 2003.

>>57116117
Exactly and precisely nothing.

>>57116019
>tfw FOMC is still over a month away

>>57116124
>trying to daytrade now
anon look at your calendar, there are no traders

>>57116133
>buying the dip is a gambling meme
The fuck are you talking about. It has always worked, even when you caught the serrated blade going 100 mph

I hope the market doesn't crash in 2024
This bull run is the only thing keeping me alive.

>>57114591
I would definitely sell.

>>57115026
Is it allowing fractional shares or just closest whole shares to order amount? ToS always allowed the latter

>>57116183
Anon you don't know what the dip is, that's the problem

SAVE sissies, check Pacer, it’s happening

why are we crashing right now.

>Price of shit like rice and cocoa are at year highs

What did they mean by this?

>>57116238
>he trusted Biden

>>57116213
So the market goes up in a straight line now? It's not a problem like I said you can even catch the falling knife and it has been fine.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

SPY closed green

>>57116262
-0.16%

>>57116238
everyone is holidaying.

>>57116262
+0.13%
But that includes the drop in JPST due to the dividend today. Would have been higher without that.

>>57116262
Lost $500 chasing MARA.

>>57116241
I stocked the fuck up on rice earlier this year when the india export ban was lifted and rice was like 50% off. I have got enough high quality basmati rice for the next year or two

>>57116262
i'm not checking.

>>57116262
-.06%
ITS unironically over, im financially ruined

MARA bros we got cocky

>>57116262
You know the answer...

MARA is a betch.
WULF is alpha u betch.

>>57116133
>just buy and hold bro, the stock market ALWAYS GOES UP

>>57116323
It's easy. Just buy when its down and sell when it's up. Become a trader. Become one with the market. I'm in luv with uuuu AI AI AI AI

>44% of business leaders report that there will be layoffs in 2024 resulting from AI efficiency, per CNBC.
>Asana's State of AI at Work 2023 report indicates that employees believe 29% of their work tasks are replaceable by AI.

>Banks are pocketing real money by borrowing money from the Fed's newest backstop facility, which charges a lower rate, & then parking it at another unit of the Fed, which pays higher interest, per Lisa Abramowicz per Bloomberg.
>Banks borrowed a record amount from the Federal Reserve’s newest backstop facility in the most recent week as increasing wagers on interest-rate cuts made it a more attractive choice.

>59% of U.S. adults feel like the economy is in a recession, per Bankrate.

I don't feel so good bros

>>57116323
>>57116329
and keep in mind that chart isn’t adjusted for inflation so when SP500 is at the same price it was 10+ years ago it has actually gone down in real terms.

>>57116323
>Just buy the dip bro
>Buys the dip
>Stock just keeps dropping

>>57116237
The DOJ case? When is it set for?

>>57116346
Not my problem lol, just bought more AI company stocks.

>>57114599
It's the opposite way around retard.

>>57116238
>why are we crashing right now.
>daily trading range: 0.28%

>>57116346
Why is the dude that posts this image always such a raging retarded faggot retard?

>market out of steam, unable to break upwards
>low volume
>news media telling you to take out loans to buy more it only goes up
Lmoa

>>57115897
Based

>>57116262
the dump sucked at the end but im waiting till jannyary starts.

>>57116262
/cashgang/ flat no trades no action no excitement no fun. My new snails climbed the front glass of my aquarium and fell asleep there

>>57116368
Actually today traded so flat that there've been only 3 days that traded flatter in the last 6 years.

>>57116390
you need to be 18 and older to post here kid

>>57116292
>i'm not checking.
No I want you to see this

>>57116296
We will be back

What is this market doing?

>>57116451
but I refuse

>>57116460
Make it so.

>>57116438
UUUOOOHH

>>57116468
Sleep

>>57116443
Bro stop being such a retarded faggot retard. You keep posting this shit and the market continues to show how wrong and how much of a retarded faggot retard you are. I remember how gay and stupid your old posts were a month ago
>"herp derp I'm getting there is graphite on the roof top vibes" reference from muh gay anti nuclear feminist propaganda faggot show to describe my pussy ass notions of the market
Face it kid you are a retarded queer pretending to be older than anyone here when you are posting Elmo, LMAO

It all collapses in 2024 right?

>>57116506
no, just a recession.

>>57116477
On it

>>57116262
>>57116431
Yup. Closed two positions at noon and actually did my job most of the day, for once.
>+0.07%

>>57116506
Yeah

>>57116502
aight see you in mid 2024 when the house of cards topples down

>>57116555
>1928
Kek you really are a special type of gay retard. Take your AIDS medication you delusional faggot because your white blood cell count is so low it's making you delirious. Even a little asian bitch could slap you around right now

>>57116346
Jump off a cliff

>>57116506
Yes

What are some dogshit stocks that you think are good short selling opportunities.

>>57114569
We need a bank run. I dont like trading the top

Shill me your favorite penny shits, I wanna gamble.

>>57116670
What if I told you SPY will never be this cheap again in your lifetime?

Post /smg/ reading recommendations

>>57116686
SVRE and SPCE. I have unironically made quite a bit of money off of the volatility from these 2 but it's super risky.

>>57116133
Uhh covid hello?

>>57116670
>whitening
why would anyone want to be un-oppressed?

This rally is scaring me. There’s no justification for this. I can only imagine how bad the crash will be. The market has nothing going for it in the long term. Population decline will be a nightmare.

>>57116367
>>57116390
>>57116502
>>57116582
>>57116734
Crack up boom.

>>57116734
Any basis for SPCE or is it just volatility? It looks fun.

calls on Chyna

>>57116780
How is it possible there are so many good looking girls I see online but I can't get one?

>>57116691
I said this in another thread, but Conspiracy of Foold, Smartest Guys in the Room, Bad Blood for business books. I need to make a static website with a list of book recommendations I can use to reference what I've read.

>>57116780
>Getting a nosejob as a white woman
Fucking pathetic

>500 bucks for a nice vacation/jacket/bike/kitchen appliance? Ehhhhh i don't know....

>500 bucks for this option that statistically will most likely go to zero? LET'S FUCKING GOOOO


Why are we like this anons?

>>57116822
Has their real estate market imploded yet? Seems I keep hearing about companies crashing every few years but the economy is still growing. Plus lots of countries moving away from China supply chains (slowly), and the b & r initiative having a bunch of projects unable to pay china back since they built a bunch of retarded shit.

>>57116822
Sounds like the property bubble is about to burst.

>>57116323
>wait 15 to 25 years to break even

:/

>>57116853
its the same retarded bobos who told you America was going to collapse this year

>Understanding a Crack-Up Boom
>The crack-up boom develops out the same process of credit expansion and the resulting distortion of the economy that occurs during the normal boom phase of Austrian business cycle theory. In the crack-up boom, the central bank attempts to sustain the boom indefinitely without regard to consequences, such as inflation and asset price bubbles. The problem comes when the government continuously pours more and more money, injecting it into the economy to give it a short-term boost, which eventually triggers a fundamental breakdown in the economy. In their efforts to prevent any downturn in the economy, monetary authorities continue to expand the supply of money and credit at an accelerating pace and avoid turning off the taps of money supply until it is too late.
>In Austrian business cycle theory, in the normal course of an economic boom driven by the expansion of money and credit the structure of the economy becomes distorted in ways that eventually result in shortages of various commodities and types of labor, which then lead to increasing consumer price inflation. The rising prices and limited availability of necessary inputs and labor put pressure on businesses and causes a rash of failures of various investment projects and business bankruptcies. In ABCT this is known as the real resource crunch, which triggers the turning point in the economy from boom to bust.
>As this crisis point approaches, the central bank has a choice: either to accelerate the expansion of the money supply in order to try to help businesses pay for the increasing prices and wages they are faced with and delay the recession, or to refrain from doing so at the risk of allowing some businesses to fail, asset prices to fall, and disinflation (and possibly a recession or depression) to occur. The crack-up boom occurs when the central bank chooses and sticks with the first option.

>>57116860
>its the same retarded bobos who told you America was going to collapse this year
anon, this is straight from the PBOC

>>57116870
the PBOC is going to make sure it doesn't pop

>Economist Friedrich Hayek famously described this situation as like grabbing a "tiger by the tail."3 Once the central bank decides to accelerate the process of credit expansion and inflation in order to head off any recession risk, then it continually faces the same choice of either accelerating the process further or facing an even greater risk of recession as distortions build in the real economy.
>As part of this process, consumer prices rise at an accelerating rate. Based on current price increases and market participants' understanding of central bank policy, consumer expectations of future inflation also rise. These create positive feedback that leads to accelerating price inflation that can far outstrip the rate of central bank money expansion and become what is then known as hyperinflation.

>>57116853
housing market already crashed look at the transactions. Transaction crashed to all time lows.

>>57116876
No, they're telling you that they're broke.

>>57116885
and they're gonna print more money to fix that

I have waited 78 fortnights for the collapse of the American economy.
Soon™

>>57116859
This is true if you aren't adding any money. If you are putting money in on a schedule, you will also be putting money in during the biggest dip and making great gains on it.

>>57116887
>>57116862
>>57116879

>>57116908
Bobos don't understand that there's no incentive for people to not go along with the illusion of society and its retarded economics. Just let everything crash and burn because "durrrrrr muh Hayek muh fiat paper trash" is not something you can get most people on board behind, it only appeals to weird freaks who can't profit from the situation themselves because of their autism. So they buy precious metals and work in the trades.

So stocks never go up anymore

>>57116830
For every attractive woman, there is a guy that is more attractive/taller/richer than you. The sexual market is the most competitive and ruthless market there is.

>>57116887
They can pull every account trick and government printer into overdrive but it won't be a soft landing because you cannot print your way out of the negative equity hole, you can only let it fail and pass the debt elsewhere. Still, it's a very slow moving real estate crash, and the economy still has plenty of margin to get a tiny bit better or a hell of a lot worse.

>>57116840
One will for sure give you 0 financial ROI while the other has a slim chance to. Dopamine hits are a the worst drug.

>>57116983
China can because they can produce things and have nukes and influence, America can because we produce things and have nukes and influence. It only fails in nigger nations where they have literally nothing at all. You're spiritually marxist if you believe all nations and peoples are equal, and therefore nuclear and economic superpowers c can't just keep printing money because "hurr durr Zimbabwe" when Zimbabwe was because THEY'RE FUCKING NIGGERS WITH NOTHING

>>57116961
>economics don't real
>t. regular organic ESL """"""American""""""

>>57116670
Brings back memories of the scoopsies interview video

>>57115645
can you send me the phone number for NASDAQ support? I want to file a complaint with the manager because I didn't get my promised 10% daily gain on MARA

Housing bubble will deflate (in real terms) slowly as wagies are forced back to the office. Housing prices jumped as people fled cities to buy SFHs with extra space rooms for a home offices (sometimes 2 home offices). People will need less suburban SFHs as employers demand wagie presence in offices.

>>57117007
Economics is very made up, we're gambling in a made up economy and there's zero incentive for the majority of the population, including those who wield the power to just, do away with it because of some gay words from a dead yuropoor from 200-400 years ago.

>>57116974
The stock market has soft-landed, it will now only ever trade between 4780 and 4790.

>>57117039
>yuropoor
We both know you're not American.

>>57116862
>The crack-up boom develops out the same process of credit expansion and the resulting distortion of the economy that occurs during the normal boom phase of Austrian business cycle theory. In the crack-up boom, the central bank attempts to sustain the boom indefinitely without regard to consequences, such as inflation and asset price bubbles. The problem comes when the government continuously pours more and more money, injecting it into the economy to give it a short-term boost, which eventually triggers a fundamental breakdown in the economy. In their efforts to prevent any downturn in the economy, monetary authorities continue to expand the supply of money and credit at an accelerating pace and avoid turning off the taps of money supply until it is too late.
mfw we printed 1 trillion dollars in 3 months. fuck bidenomics.

>>57117004
No you don't understand, DEBT HAS TO BE PASSED SOMEWHERE.

The debt can be resolved by issuing lots of high interest bonds. They can sell those bonds easily to the West by hiring someone like Kevin O'leary to come onto CNBC to talk about the bonds being high return and under valued. They can also hire someone like Tom Brady to endorse the bonds. If they do that, lots of gullible and greedy people will pick up those bonds.After defaulting those bonds, they just shut down the existing company and start a new one.

BUT they need time to get this going and the PBOC is telling them they are going to run out of time to scam enough gwileo before their liabilities are due.

>>57117050
Inflation is above target. There is no landing. They just gave up fighting inflation because bringing it back down would cause the treasury to default. This is the worst case scenario.

>>57117038
>People will need less suburban SFHs as employers demand wagie presence in offices.
Anon, I have bad news for you...

>>57114719
That’s actually a man.

>>57117038
considering what I heard a little while ago regarding tech jobs and the issuance of laptops I am of the opinion none of that is going to happen and MSFT is just going to put up free wifi in a bunch of public parks and ask all their employees to work there if they feel like not working at home.

>>57117062
Anon, it's about the same amount as an interest payment, it's nothing.

>>57117067
Dont you have some sex to not be having chud

>>57116862
It’s different this time. This isn’t Weimar germany. We can print without consequences. Digits confirm

>>57117059
I am and you're a mentally ill bobocuck who can't understand that nothing he believes matters or will manifest into reality.

everyone is stupid except me

>>57117094

>>57117082
>>57117084
>>57117085
Just two more ESL shill posts to reelect Biden, fellas!

>>57117075
Yeah, I see commercial and industrial REITs rebounding with the macro headwinds (implying we get a rate cut) and home-builders also recovering. If you're priced out of buying a single-family residence already., you're gonna be priced out for maybe another year.

>>57117067
>"The economy will collapse any day now" says increasingly nervous Bobo for the 29473837th time in the past 70 years

>>57117099
Can we just hope Biden and Trump have a stroke on the campaign trail?

>>57116976
Vae victis.

If you aren't all in UPRO, you aren't a real American patriot who believes in the US. If that's you let me know, I'll personally put you on the next boat back to Liberia, asshole.

>>57117108
yeah number go up is sound policy

>>57117099
Touchy austrian economist can’t see sarcasm. Many such cases

>>57117137
Considering nobody in the world has come up with a better policy yet, it unironically is brainlet

>>57117112
No, first Trump has to sanction all those European countries that have been interfering in our elections, and put all of the FBI, DHS, NSA, etc. behind bars.

>>57117108
>>57117140
Cope.

>>57114718
Really? I have an iPhone 14 and I feel the urge to buy a new one because it’s not truly an iPhone anymore. In my eyes, if it’s not the latest model, then it doesn’t really count as an iPhone.

>>57117142
right nothing has or will change in the macroeconomic landscape forever

>>57117131
You can have less drawdowns with VOO. Also you would have had a much better return 2023 if you DCA from 2022 onwards.

Selling bitfarms this week, what do I get? $90k. Do I buy $45k SSO and $45k SOXL and / or TQQQ?

>>57117152
I like the iPhone 14 because the lock screen kinda looks like two boobs getting pressed together.

>>57117192
>>57117192
>>57117192
>>57117192
baked

goog...

>>57117198
banked

>>57117050
Spy needs to hit 480 tomorrow or I have to fucking kill myself like I have promised in my other posts saying I would kill myself if spy wasn't 480 end of the year. Either way I don't give a fuck and it was nice knowing yall.

>>57116129
TUP chads rise up.