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CONSTELLATION
SOFTWARE

Baking

My MARA been good to me.

LLAP seems low key like a pump and dump fr fr. sus af

>>57103585
I want to hump and impregnate this girl. How many stonks do I need to do that?

tuppies go uppies

>>57103624
503, you need at least one stock of each of SPX

>>57103624
depends, on a scale of 1-shota how shota are you?

>tfw priced out

I'm bear now. Fake ass gay manipulated market.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

I AM FINANCIALLY BORED BY THE LACK OF GOOD DEALS

*checks watch*
borger time

INTC chads.

what should I buy?

>>57103678
You will never be AMD, INTCel.

>>57103697
broadly diversified index funds

>>57103585
COIN bros, LFG.

>>57103701
(((Diversity))) is the plague of society. You're forced to buy stinky minority stocks that aren't a net positive for your account.

>>57103585
Buy LLAP

>>57103701
no lmfao. I'm here to gamble

>>57103725
>buying minorities

Yes do the needful, sir.

https://x.com/GameofTrades_
The data this guy is posting is pretty good. A lot of it is what we already know but it's very bobo macro.

>>57103620
But are we before the pump is my question. Honestly I'm debating between that or SAVE for a gamble with some of the profit I got from SOXL

>>57103725
yes but the second you place some degree of value on the time spent researching individual company plays, and factor in the inevitable losses that come with picking individual stocks, the broadly diversified index portfolio CHADs come out on top

>>57103734
then buy highly levered office REITs like SLG, VNO, HPP, DEI, KRC, BXP, ESRT, PGRE

>>57103731
The more it gets shilled with no explanation the more I'm starting to think it is just a bag holding simulator like giant mutant fish or a silver mine that can't even be mined out of

Tighten Your Stops

>bought a few months ago, near ath, about 10k I vested total
>Gigacrash happens
>Just buy the same stuff again with another 10k

Any flaws with this strategy?

>>57103750

cute bnuuy!! Buy hasbro. New sets have reprints people are going to be eating up. Ixlan did pretty well, so did wilds. Great success for Q4 coming up.

buy now!

>>57103769
Buy LLAP

so anons what month will the rug pull come??

>>57103793
March 2024

>options

>>57103798
im feeling mid jannyary or early feb

>>57103786
>buying every dip
No anon that seems like a pretty based and redpilled strategy tbqh

>>57103697
ANY will join the other crypto miners in the billion dollar marketcap soon

I really want to invest in Apple (I like the stock!) but its fucking $190, should I just start buying? Willing to hold for 10-15 yrs

>>57103849
I'm not talking about dips, I'm talking about giga crashes. Like SPX 20% down

>>57103845
Like I said in the previous thread I have been calling March 2024 for months and I'm basically locked in now. >>57103337

Why do these pieces of shit cost so much? Other comparable graphics cards are also as expensive. Wtf? I can buy a used computer to that price with the graphicscard.

>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>57103864
>should I just start buying? Willing to hold for 10-15 yrs
If your time frame is that, then you are better off buying SPY.

>>57103864
the best time to invest was yesterday anon, the second best time is right now!

Same with this, if not worse as this one is way weaker

>>57103864
I'm shorting them. The engineering culture there is getting bad enough they're struggling to keep the lights on.

>>57103943
Maybe it's the low TDP workstation premium

t. RTX A2000 12GB-having chad

>>57103863
I'm waiting at a cost basis of ~$50

>>57103952
buying spy to hold for 15 years when you could be investing in black rifle coffee.

>>57103973
Not to mention consecutive quarters of missing sales targets. Didn't they just say that they're no longer doing the watches? Only reason their stock is still high is because they keep buying more of it themself.

WTF was this lunch hour?

>>57103974
>Update
Yes they are pretty low TDP.
I use the K2200 which is also pretty efficient. But man, I can buy a used pc for almost that price.
Xeon 1240 v5 + 16gb ddr4 + 512gb ssd nvme + the WX 4100 for 149€

I mean, for somebody who only needs the card it doesn't make sense to buy the pc. But it is unironically more expensive to buy all the parts yourself and build the pc with these GPU prices.

>>57104021
>Didn't they just say that they're no longer doing the watches?
They got banned from selling them in the US because they were violating someone else's patent and completely refused to cooperate with them.

>>57103790
I believe you, my fellow rabbit enjoyer, I'll throw in a few bucks
>>57103791
No thank you. I'm going to gamble on SAVE instead now

>>57103950
REEE they told us it would rally today!

>>57104060
LLAP is rallying

>>57104076
Shill me LLAP

>>57103888
What kind of approach are you doing in preparation for a March heeming? Out of curiosity. Are you just keeping cash to buy while there's blood on the streets?

>>57104083
About to get a payment about equal to its marketcap which unlocks 2.4 billion in future revenue

WTF JUST HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING PUTS!!! I AM RUINED!!!!!!

i have discovered a profitable trading strategy. expect to see me among the billionaires in 10 years

>>57104093
It's up 30% already this week. Are you sure it'd continue to skyrocket?

>>57104083
They're in the business of going up really fast.

>YFW

>>57104109
>said profitable trading strategy stops working one month in

>>57104083
It's a pump and dump scam, the CEO of LLAP sent screenshots of texts as proof that talks are underway for a deal, which is a huge shitco move.
>>57104110
>>57104110
Bullshit, 2.4 billion in future revenue is just a stocktwits retard pumper line.

I realized 24 bucks off my TQQQ

which stocks will pump the hardest on the btc etf approval pump?

>>57104109
if you make it without me, throw a party in my honor.

>>57104133
I just realized $10 off AUVI

>>57104110
Dude they are about to get a cash payment about equal to their marketcap which unlocks a potential 4.4 billion in revenue. It’s should be trading at $3 right now without the payment once the money is in I see $8 within a month. That Jew Marc bell sucks

>>57104060
>My heart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>My mind
I mean they're going to buy back billions in stock and the revenues and earnings are growing, surely this must be the bottom?

Wtf was that? unironically?

>>57104134
MARA, COIN, MSTR

>>57104146
>Dude they are about to get a cash payment about equal to their marketcap which unlocks a potential 4.4 billion in revenue. It’s should be trading at $3 right now without the payment once the money is in I see $8 within a month. That Jew Marc bell sucks
Lol you're right that the CEO is retarded but you are a fucking idiot for believing the stock is worth anything more than a buck (at these valuations). $300M debt and totally speculative deal completion news.

WTF ARE THESE MOVEMENTS; WHAT KIND OF MEME MARKET IS THIS? WORSE WITH EACH FUCKIN DAY

>>57104155
thanks
I know it's "priced in," but I'll still take the free 5% pump or whatever on announcement day

>>57104129
>>57104160
You do know what happens once payment hits right? Stay poor

>>57104152
5 year treasury bond auction

>>57104170
unironically it's because of extreme gamma hedging due to 0DTE explosion

>>57104170

>>57104155
Pickles are disgusting especially in burgers.

What the fuck?

>>57103943
>>57103965
why do you want these shitty workstation cards anyway, they perform worse than consumer cards in every way unless you specifically need ECC memory (you dont)

>>57104178
You are going to get rugpulled so hard, holy shit. In every single SEC filing they say a consummation or deal otherwise may not materialize, and the CEO of LLAP himself is already making statements that suggest the deal is NOT going to happen, pic related.

LLAP CEO is basically winking at us, saying they don't need Rivada for cash. "Oh, we don’t need Rivada’s dough, but won’t it be sweet if it arrives before Santa does?". AKA he's spinning yarns about not needing Rivada's treasure chest to keep the ship afloat

>>57104160
Dumbass nigger, of course it’s speculative. It would be $20 if it was priced in now

>>57104160
Stay fucking poor

>>57104096
We need some bad news to push this market down
Save Baggie

>>57104195
Thank you. It’s like anon doesn’t get how the stock market works

>>57104195
>>57104201
Lol you fucking retards are falling for an incredibly obvious pump and dump. CEOs of normal companies do not leak text messages to seeking alpha editors, they PR the contract/payment when it happens. Doubtful it's actually legit.

>>57104193
I don't want them. I just want a cheap used computer and they are often in them.

>>57104217
Like I said Marc bell is an idiot Jew. Rivada has been making moves >>57104201
And has a timeline to get their sats up nobody but Terran can do it

>llap at the start of month
>rumor about them looking for companies to buy them
>stock drops even more
>oh no no no, we are actually going to sign a 2.4 billion contract
i hope you anons make it big but this shit stinks to me

>Stay fucking poor
Back to r*ddit faggot.

WTF WAS THAT?

>>57104233
>>57104230
Hello poorfags

If you want to shill pump and dumps please do it on the main board with the rest of the crypto fags.

>>57104186
I like pickles though

>>57104244
Who are you talking to?
>>57104186
How about on hats?

>>57104129
Thought so, yeah, really felt like a Bayhorse scenario

>MSFT total delta for the past month: -0.76%

Magnificent seven, my ass.

Hey you LLAP retards. Read this from the latest LLAP 10-Q. This is the oldest trick in the book (the same that drew in the TTOO retards).

Spread pumping rumors to stay listed to avoid a stock split.

This is a soon to be trainwreck . Enjoy your pumping while it happens because the other side of the Pump n Dump is where I intended to make money. Congrats to people playing this dogshit and making money, as long as you take profits and don't stay onboard for the massacre coming.

>>57104341
yes you're FUDing as you're shorting the stock. thanks for confirming what we knew.

LLAP is 2 months away from its all time low.

>>57104022
Seat sniffers disapprove of this riding style.

I sold a CC on SOFI today.
Strike is 10.5, date is Jan 12th 2024.
I'm up over 50% on it, so the alternative was just clicking the "sell" button.
Rate my game. Do you ever sell a CC instead of just selling?

>>57104354
My Wisconsin Cheese Whiteoid friend, you sound like you came here straight from Leddit. I'm guessing we're getting a lot of foot traffic from newfags in here because JPow cut rates. So all the shitco pumpers from leddit, stocktwits, etc. come to /smg/, nice.

Yeah, I'm "FUD'ing" as I'm shorting, or otherwise doing what is known as "doing a DD".

Lol.

You'll learn.

Short LLAP

When is the time to get into bonds?

So SAVE really was a scam huh

>>57104379
I would do that with a financial advisor.

>>57104371
Yasssss bitch

>>57104370
Being negative (and a chud to boot) is not DD, its shill, and FUD

>>57103707
I’m waiting for this pullback to $100 with 50 grand in cash

>>57104396
anon did you mistake /smg/ for /gme/ ? if you want the "evil hedgies" and "no hecking fud" in your thread i'm sure you can go sit in your containment thread for schizos

I just went long on SPY
You can dump it now
hehehe

>>57104396
You don't know what a chud is, and you also are shilling a terrible, dogshit pump and dump stock where the CEO is spreading rumors to seeking alpha editors to help his company avoid a delisting by the NYSE and a reverse split.
As this guy >>57104408 suggests, you reek of shitco enthusiast retards who hate le heckin "FUD" (equity diligence on terrible low quality companies).


You'll learn. Bhenchode.

>>57104387
Bonds not bondage

does the wash-sale rule trigger if you sell a stock again before the 30 days are up? i know buying the same stock will trigger it but what about selling?

MARA and COIN and ARM being the only reason I probably won't end negative today KEK

I told you guys I bought puts.

>>57104408
>>57104415
kek i was only pretending to be retarded, and YOU fell for it!

I am tired of getting fucked by MSFT crabbing

>>57104369
I did that on UUUU a couple times. I wish I had just sold the peak each time. On very long holds that are up double digit percentages sure sell those CCs. On swing trades just sell the rip.

>>57104448
*takes pants off*
*jumps up and blasts a giant fart in your face, blowing chunks of shit into your mouth*

out of all the fucking people who left over the past year

we are stuck with the indian. biz truly is a fucking hive of them. i barely recognize anyone here anymore. most of them are probably fucking banned indefinetly

>>57104454
Holding msft calls too, Anon?

>>57104455
*takes pants off*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>57104448
Hahha, oh shit, you got me!

>>57104474
No just shares

>>57104431
It works both ways. Selling at a loss to lower your cost basis within 30 days will make it a wash.

>>57104186
>>>/hm/

I love Misato so fucking much bros.

>CYTK up 80% today
>good results on their new heart disease drug
any anons that follow healthcare stocks to give a guess if this might have any space to move upward

>>57104472
Go away bloody bastard bitch. Indian Fortune 500 CEOs are the new normal bloody bitch you.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree

Wait, wtf even are the 12 days of christmas? Christmas are 3 days.

>>57104472
>proceeds to shoot up a Hindu temple with AR-15

>>57104536
I can't find them on robinhood.

>>57104472
I am too busy trying to dig myself out of a hole right now. Will obnoxiously brag on smgay again when I reach new all time highs. In like two years or so...

oh that obnoxious shit all over the screen is over. now we can get down to business.

There is literally no way the Save merger will be approved.

>>57104538
The CYTK pump is happening not just becuase of the positive readout, but also because of M&A rumors becoming a lot more credible over the days

Holiday week is already half-over.
Just enough time to remember what being alive feels like, but not enough time to act upon it in any meaningful way.
I keep re-evaluating down how much time/money in the market I need to permanently shut myself in an apartment and drop out from society, but I can't get the estimate lower than 20 years.
I don't think I can endure that long.

I do NOT want to go back to work on Tuesday. FUCK.

>>57104472
I'm still here.

You LLAPshills really sound like a bunch of cryptopajeets shilling their latest scamcoin, kek
>muh partnerships
>binance listing soon
That's how you guys sound

Is this Comfy Market General or Curry Market General now?

>>57104243
If you make money, good on you, but I'm taking my gamble to SAVE since he's at least honest about it being a coin flip

I just sold my SAVE calls so the merger is happening next week

When is the decision regarding the save merger or an estimate?

Why the fuck are people talking about Spirit Airlines (SAVE) on here so much. What the fuck man

>>57104627
Curcuma Market General, Sirs. Sincerely Yours.

>>57104647
Well, lots of people are up bigly on SAVE or are hoping they will be if the merger goes through. I was up nearly 90% but I got out last week.

>>57104635
Biden's DoJ doesn't want the merger to go through because it would be bad for minorities if there was less competition in the discount airline industry.

What is this price action today?

damn lol

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
MAKE IT STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

THREADLY REMINDER that 5% interest rates means your 300% SOXL gains this year don't actually count.. don't ask me to support my reasoning THEY JUST DON'T OKAY

Woah they just flipped the switch on the snow effect.

MARA up 13% today alone, no stock posted here is performing better than MARA. So why aren't you buying anon?

>>57104664
Is SAVE one of those airlines that is for poor people

>>57104455
Thanks for the feedback, fren.

>>57104681
Cuz I already bought

What the fuck just happened?

>>57104688
All airlines are for poor people
If you're rich, you fly private

SPY will be 500 by February at this rate

>>57104681
Because it is up 13%.
If you had told me about something that is down 13% I might be interested.

>>57104688
'people' is a strong word

kek@this timercontrolled bot market

What is /smg/'s favorite etf?

>>57104688
Yeah it's one of those "budget" airlines
>>57104681
Because I should've bought back in like March

What is happening? Any news or we just dumping for fun?

>>57104713
do you even have to ask?

>>57104664
I don't like airlines... lousy unions.

>>57104472
Curry is ok in small doses. Cudos to anyone who sticks around here. It just shows off intestinal fortitude. Fuck the white millennials and zoomers that cant hang here. I wish them luck in their safe spaces.

>>57104713
OEF
Proven to be the most jewish of them all

>>57104706
It's been going up 10% practically every day for this month and will continue to do so until at ETF approval in January. You are losing gains on the table by not buying now.

>>57104719
Sorry, that was me, I bought Calls

On this last meaningful trading day of the year, let us remember all those who were heemed, many to never return nor recover. Rest in peace, niggers.

>>57104719
some boomer probably just announced he's retiring at the end of the year, as in Friday is his last day.

>>57104748
I've fallen for SMG traps before.
No thanks.
It goes into my watchlist tho.

>>57104719
>>57104758
I like to think every time the SPY drops a dollar, a boomer announces he's retired.

>>57104729
I remember working here, man fuck this place. Working for people a lot older than you is fucking AWFUL. I get paid literally over twice as much more now working for fellow zoomies

>>57104771
There are traps on SMG...?

>>57104701
When you’re truly rich people fly to see you.

very organic market

>>57104713
URNM
URANIUM

>>57103585
To the anons who recommended LLAP few weeks ago.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
I might be able to finance my graduate program because of you.

Big dump.
It's over for Biden niggers.

>>57104808
yeah, but what if you want to go see them do the child sacrifice at jackson's hole?

>>57104472
I miss Dividends Are Your Friends anon. He pointed me to JEPI and it's one of my favorite little dividends that gives me a neat little stipend every month
Also Lum poster because they were just fun to shitpost with when SOXL was doing great, and shitpost at when it was sucking. Dust in the wind, dude

>>57104580
Please let me have this hope anon

>>57104821
Post gains or stfu

Why is gold mooning treasury yields dumping dollar dumping and stocks are flat. Shouldn't stock line be going straight up?

>>57104870
I bought the dip, and you should too you filthy bastard :)))

>>57104580
Maybe not under Biden, but if he doesn't get elected next year, you can bet your ass JetBlue will try again

>>57104904
Some one knows something anon.

>>57104912
>implying JewBlue is going to survive the scamdemic the Biden Administration implements early next year to rig the election again.
lol

>>57104701
These days even middle class people are flying private. About half my friends have completely given up on airlines.

>>57104909
Post gains or stfu

Reminder that in the past 100 years, SPX gained dropped only FOUR TIMES. 2008, 2000, 1940 and 1932.

Bobos will get BTFO so hard next year it's not even funny

>>57104833
the final crab?

>>57104983
>gained dropped
Ignore the gained obviously

>>57104385
zoom out? It trades a pattern as options expire anon.

Why is the iron ore price so high despite China allegedly being weak and higher rates etc, look at the price, wtf. It's on 2020-2021 levels, at least approaching them.

One final push to SPY 488 in the cards for next week, mark my words. Sell and come back to buy the lows in May/June/July.

Nobody wants to play today. No trades.

I haven't been posting on this shithole but I figured I would let you guys know TMF is breaking higher

TMF
M
F

>apple shareholders

>>57105040
>CRAB92

>>57105053
I bought GOVT at the bottom to be safe instead of TLT or TMF

>>57105054
Isn't that just picture in picture mode?

Does anyone remember the autistic meltdowns the market was having a year ago around this time

like you'd see the spy down 11 points for hours then IMMEDIATE REVERSAL

those are the highs i want again..that's the type of market action I like. the amount of posts here was through the roof

>Crabbing instead of a santa rally
Didn't expect this desu

>>57105077
100% TMF for 2024, don't even look at charts and go to the gym. Fuck this place

This is thew orst fuck fing day of of the stkoc famfkarket

>>57105054
the future is so fucking depressing

>>57105103
I know your pain anon, I lost 20k last week with at ypo

>>57105097
Your grip is weak. They shouldn't be sliding on deadlifts. How heavy are your market bags right now?

>>57105088
Christmas is over and so is the Santa rally. New years rally is on the menu now.

>>57105135
>New years rally
Don't forget to post a frog

>>57105134
>Some bald roid monkey whose dick doesn't work using chalk

Natty lifting is better. I could heem everyone in /smg/

>>57105115
These days I see things like this and just think "oh look at all the crap I won't have to deal with because I only use Linux on used corporate laptops."
I kind of feel bad for other people but it's sort of like how I feel bad that Africans live in impoverished violent tribes. Yes they're miserable but they're not mentally capable of understanding their situation enough to improve it.

>>57105156
kek

>>57105156
>ignoring the question
post bags, marketlet.

>>57105144
I have none. Not even any frenchmen.

Hey maybe ill make money on a trade for once. Dump spy dump

>>57105194
I told you I was 100% TMF but I'm actually 102% because I sold some calls today. Learn to read faggot

>>57105135
Is that how that works, I thought we have the rally until earnings

>>57104487
thanks anon, got so many losses... atleast i won't pay any fucking taxes for years now....

AMD chads we keep winning

>>57105067

>>57105232
>but I'm actually 102% because I sold some calls today
Do you have a brain tumor? That's not how the market allocation works. Are you trading on margin? RH looks like it's doing something retarded.

Just bought the bottom of this lol
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/kmk?countrycode=uk

This one is for the (((multipolar world))) and (((increasing global security issues)))

>>57105265
holy shit bunuy

>>57105275
Maybe it's the pending divvy or some shit. I dunno. 100% TMF no margin. Tongue my anus

brb shower hour

>>57105265
My Q4 performance in a webm.

lol 10 year yield
discounting 7 (25bps) rate cuts before the first one even happened

>>57105325
I'm no Ben Bernakie, but isn't a bunch of rate cuts bad sign?

the bull market is over... the light in my life has gone out... they finally found the right price for securities and they will be little changed from here to 2492...

Stock market moves are planned months and years in advance. "They" create news headlines and JPOW speeches to push the market in the direction they planned months prior.

>>57105339
Imagine being damned to post on /smg/ for 450 years.

>>57105349
The deeper truth is they aren't. That they're just winging it day to day and hoping for the best.

>>57105336
It's not about rate cuts.
Whenever you read "rate cuts" be assured that it's a dogwhistle for "return to infinite QE."
After about one and a half decade of constant quantitative easing by the Fed, there is this strong believe that a return to normal means a return to QE. The overtone window has shifted, the new normal has been established.
QE is now believed to be the default modus operandi by the Fed.

Actually it was me. I was manipulating the stock market all along. But now I'm bored and I have stopped.

>>57105265
>bunny962

>>57105308
If I could stop gambling on options I would have had an easy 25%+ lmao

>>57105349
no we dont and stop with the hate speech anon

>>57105374
(addendum)
Rate cuts are only a byproduct.

>>57105349
Oh no no no no
Who would do such a thing?!

>>57105336
Yes, when you say the economy is fine and good and you want to bring inflation down and you point at rate cuts, you might have some other problem you don't want to talk about. Cause if everything was good, there wouldn't really be the need to cut rates in an economy that is used ot increasing prices by at least 7% now.

>>57105349
this is a smart money poster
>>57105366
this is a retail money poster
>>57105385
this is a glowie money poster

>>57103697
SAVE calls for the coinflip with the DOJ

>>57105422
The Fed hasn't cut shit.
The markets are doing it for freeeeeeeeeee.

>>57105374
>overtone
Overton window. It is named after Joseph Overton.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window

>>57105265
god i love bnuuyys

>>57105366
The deepest truth is that they do but the middle men under their service have no fucking idea what's going on daily and they have to wing it

>>57104983
Are you saying it only had 4 red years? Because I count 32.

>>57105451
I'm in with a meager 100 shares. Wish me luck, bro

>>57105479

What is this pattern called?

>>57105543
the jews

Bloodbath by the end of this week?

>>57104441
Sauce on who that busty lifter is?

>>57105156
And I could pay someone to seduce and knock up your girlfriend. Go lift your heavy rocks and shut up.

>>57105543
Christmas Decor

>>57105543
>>57105555

>>57105557
>Durr I don't workout because I am smart

NGMI

>>57105487
I say that for 2024 tranny jannys get over their seethe of bun cun anon.

>>57105543
kerabaru

>>57105487
DW is an aardvark not a rabbit.

>>57103614
Same

>>57105598

and thats not dw

>>57105556
>Sauce on who that busty lifter is?
That's someone's daughter!

>>57105577
So you’re a warrior now?
I’m not even smart just smart enough and lazy.

>>57105543

>>57104441
She's why I lift bros. /smg/ will never know how good sex is with /fit/ chicks

>>57105626
I mean yes I was quite literally. 6 years army airborne sirs.

Lol this market man.

>>57104441
i bet she lets out a little silent toot every time she squats down. What I wouldn't give to have my face between those cheeks when she does it

>>57105495
>>57104983
What he says is true for presidential election years

Only 4 of 24 (~17%) were negative since 1926 (1932, 1940, 2000, 2008), vs. 24 of 97 (~24%) of all years
However the average total return of election years was ~11.6% vs all years ~12.0%

I don't put much weight on this especially since this is gonna be a total clown show of an election season

>>57105639
I dunno bro, I fucked a chick with a really low body fat percentage and it was like fucking a board. I prefer a little cushion, I'm not saying a fatty, just not a rock hard body.

>>57105639
A recipe for a wasted life.

>>57105696
Abs = hnnnngggggggg. You get em to do kegels while you smash too. The only thing better is if they let you use their throat but that's unrelated to fitness.

>>57105708
Being attractive and physically able is the opposite of wasting your life, you absolutely retarded incel.

>>57105726

>>57105726
>>57105708
If you never work out you will never be a man and you will have to buy an Asian wife like Trump or Baggot

>>57105719
I look like this and trade using the same computer

>>57105687
whoops, should be
>26 of 97 (~27%) of all years
counting is hard

Alright 3:45 LFG

>Turkey raises minimum wage by 49% for 2024
This country is on the same path Zimbabwe and Venezuela are on right?

>>57105619
Still got some nice fat tits on her

>>57105775
are you the faggot that used to trip with "Chad" and post abigail shapiro

kill yourself, jews are demons

Holy fuck it looks like spy is about to round the mound and dump

>>57105687
going back nearly 50 years (1980), 4 of the last 5 recessions have been during election years (I think the dot com recession didn’t technically start until 2001 but the market peaked and began crashing in 2000). obviously most election years don’t have recessions, but the trend is that when there is a recession it’s likely (80% chance) to happen during an election year, and very unlikely (20% chance) to happen in a non election year.

>>57105661
It's low volume nothing. There isn't even any news to get some movement going. Probably going to remain this way until after New Years.

>>57105784
I would NEVER be a tripfag or namefag.

>>57105655
Then you should realize that the warrior class always gets pushed aside and forgotten when the bullets stop flying. Head down to you local VFW and tell me if you like what you see.

>>57105661
Cute webm

>>57105776
Gentle reminder the head of Turkey's central bank was forced to move back in with her parents because inflation is so bad

>>57105794
>I need someone to take care of me

You don't get it at all. Enjoy your goyslop and diabetes

>>57105800
Hot.

>>57105785
>giant red vertical candle walking towards us
delet dis

>>57105800
That's actually really funny is a rather morbid way. How much longer before we see turks using their currency as firewood and writing paper ala Weimar Germany era?

>>57105785
damn wish I had a mountain of a woman with a huge rack for a wife...

>>57105790
so the question that logically follows is: are we going to get a recession? (because if so it seems like it will likely happen in an election year and *not* wait until 2025)
GDI is negative yoy, and that has a 100% correlation with imminent recession.
The unemployment crossed above its 24 month average, and that has a 100% correlation with imminent recesion.
Yield curve is inverted, and (with I think one exception) that always signals a recession, too.

>>57105800
Colour me surprised. She could have moved in with me though.

>>57105577
>he literally saved all the /fit stuff

>>57105873
>>57105873
>>57105873

>>57105862
Probably 90% of the stuff I have on my phone is from /fit/ desu. I wish you guys posted better content but it is what it is.

>>57105858
is she ai?

>>57105879
That end move was so obvious. I knew they'd pump til close in the most retarded fashion

>>57105855
>>57105790
interesting point on the recessions themselves, would probably have to look at exactly when during each year and if it was an incumbent race or not
either way I don't think being an election year or not really matters, not statistically significant imo

I agree with you there's way more recession signals than non-recession ones though.
I've got a massive list of pro/anti recession indicators I've noted I can post next thread if you want

Imagine being poor and Turkish. I may have to go live there for a few months just to watch them seethe.

>>57105639
Women are supposed to be fat.

>>57105945
everybody on /fit/ has sex with guys

>>57105906
>>57105985

>>57105945
Fat with muscle?

>>57105726
Khazar MILKERS

>>57105984
So like you

>>57105555
checks out

>>57104147
nice pic anon, reminds me how sick and tired I'm of being the fucking manager of the place and having to show up to calm down a karen because they didn't give her enough ketchup, I would have stayed home and watched the XOR chart

>they shorted the TUP spike?
>release the news.