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57028207 No.57028207 [Reply] [Original]

Strap in boys.

>> No.57028218

you said the same yesterday you piece of shit fuck off nigger

>> No.57028237

>>57028207
Strap on bojs

>> No.57028267

>>57028218
Ari just told me to delay it till tomorrow because of you. Good job buddy, you fucked up.

>> No.57028285

>>57028218
how's your sex life?

>> No.57028294

>>57028285
3 hours ago fapped to video where adriana chechik drinks piss

>> No.57028405

>>57028207
how can any of you trust him after he associated with SBF, bancor/celsius, and Huxtable?

>> No.57028418

>>57028285
I found a findom video of Sergey and a stinkmarine that was absolutely kino. I am gonna find some cracked out stinky that is down on his luck later to recreate the scene

>> No.57028445

>>57028294
source

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57028472

>>57028405
thanks for caring about my financial well being, but I trust this man fully with >95% of my current net worth and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

>> No.57028508

>>57028472
I know people who trusted CSW, Richard Heart, Kwon Do, Carlos Matos (lel) and Sam with their entire net worths, guess how it worked out for them

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>>57028508
I know how it worked out for them, and yet my net worth will remain in the pool where it has been for over a year now
and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

>> No.57028646

>>57028207
How many days in a row are you going to post this before you kys?

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57028649

>>57028207
SURPRISE!
IT'S CANCELLED!

Turns out cross-chain interoperability is too hard, so we gave up.
Thanks for the loyalty, chuds.

>> No.57029436

>>57028207
Kemal says you're a faggot.
https://blog.chain.link/chainlink-product-update-q4-2023/

>> No.57030046

>>57028508
Those people are/were obviously faggots

>> No.57031021

>Surprise: no CCIP general mainnet access
OP was right.

>> No.57031028

Sergey is dying. His weight gain coincides with the progression of his illness. As his illness progresses and his body deteriorates, he has to take more and more time off. He and Steve are trying to get the oracle network up and running before Sergey passes. After Sergey dies, his 300,000,000 LINKs will be locked away forever. If Sergey and Steve succeed- that 300,000,000 LINK will be the greatest untouchable wealth the world has ever seen.

Right now Sergey is in Sri Lanka because he is a virgin and he wants to get laid before he dies. He confided this to me right before SIBOS began. He's on one final vacation, where he plans to lose his virginity and then come back and complete the Chainlink network full steam ahead and a new man.

Sergey knows he'll never live to see Chainlink at it's fullest, but he wants to be remembered. That's why the 300,000,000 will be locked away. He will be the richest man who never lived, and all of humanity will know.

>> No.57031054

>>57028207
Whites never rights.

>> No.57031085

>>57029436
So that's why we're dumping

>> No.57031486

>>57028294
It's even worse than we thought

>> No.57032381

>>57028207
the surprise is that it's postponed, again. shocking