/biz/ - Business & Finance

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

Gold and gold miner sisters when do we moon?

>>56985102
because miners are a higher beta play of the Nasdaq+Bitcoin. See the multibagger moves into the last halvening. MARA went from sub-dollar to 50+/share.

Hell if you do options you can easily make crazier swing trades.

>>56985162
didn't you get get GDXU into Fed day? That was a nice move.

>>56985131
I guess sit it out, wait for the VIX to start popping off and just buy SPY.
>>56985025
>>56985040
>>56985071
SAVE charts. Trend lines drawn on a candlestick chart and overlayed. Some of them are pretty old, you can tell by how long based on when they start and end.

I dedicate this thread to Bloomberg Equities Analyst Alexandra Semenova, my wife.

CANAAN

>>56985176
Congrats on the gamble I guess. Absolutely degenerate to blow up your trust fund on penny stock options though. You wouldn't be the first here to do it.

>>56985201
bogged to oblivion

>>56985201
Your wife is a bimbo with rubber cement packed into her face

>>56985201
Jesus her face is so fake and you know that makup is doing some heavy lifting but by God I would totally rail that bogdanoff lady

>>56985217
The chin seems kinda like a tranny. Would.

>>56985217
Fr she plastic surgeried herself into looking like a chink mutt freak nigger

>>56985176
No im in SGDJ NEM and GROY. Nice gains but im talking multibagging 2,3,4x

>>56985140
>the zoomers are now millennials

>>56985176
When is mara going to top

>>56985242
late 2025, but there will surely be pullbacks along the way.

>>56985206
AAPL is double top on yearly
Mar 24 PUT 175 strike Ask 1.52 / Bid 1.48 at close today.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/doubletop.asp

Anyone been banned by a broker recently?

is treasurydirect.gov down for anybody else?

>>56985256
It works until it doesn't. Have fun playing Russian roulette on crypto miners with your dad's life insurance policy or whatever

Tomorrow's going to be fun. =D

>>56985161
Try the new 4x leveraged S&P500 ETF $XXXX
https://www.maxetns.com/product/XXXX.P/

>>56985206
The amount I risk on swing trades is such a small % of the total of my liquid accounts. I'm just taking advantage of the liquidity from weaker dollar and lower yields.

>>56985242
MARA tops when the first spot bitcoin ETF gets approved (just like when the top for bitcoin last cycle was when the first bitcoin futures ETN got approved)

>>56985271
>treasurydirect.gov
pulled up fine

>>56985264
>Anyone been banned by a broker recently?
Broker? Is that a typo? I pay for this feature, why would I be banned?

>>56985287
The zoomies are getting really uppity with the "just buy calls on this random penny stock brah". Your people need to do their fucking job and fix this.

>>56985264
I flirted with my female broker after all the memes here on /smg/, she just laughed and played it off but ever since then only male brokers respond to my calls

I'm pretty sure they flagged my account :[ I just wanna fall in love

>>56985287
you are a retard baggie
i hope gookfu divorces you and takes what is left of your cash after the pump tomorrow

>>56985313
> 313
>This kills the man
Those that know, know. Fellow travelers.

>>56985287
Get your fist out of your ass and you might find some Gelt

>>56985301
>>56985313
alot of brokerages are banning people recently because of AML/KYC regulations. Brokerages see some activity out of the norm and they dont suspend you or anything, they serve a lifetime ban.
>inb4 dont do illegal shit
look it up, just search `banned <whatever brokerage` or `closed account <brokerage`. It is freaky

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. It's all rigged anyway

>>56985355
Jerome told you to buy the bonds. Just buy the bonds dude.

>>56985140
That chart starts 5 years too late. Millennials are 80-95. Zoomer cutoff is being able to remember 9/11. Anyway class of 01 here @ $600k net worth.

>>56985347
>AML/KYC regulations
the what? I assume it's crypto related? A lot of brokerages got their accounts cancelled this year from major banks due to doing crypto trades. Is that what you're talking about?

>>56985380
Its Anti Money Laundering and Know Your Customer additional regulations that went into effect late last year that tightened up banks and brokerages.

Basically if you move money into and out of your brokerage and it gets flagged as suspicious, your account(s) can get terminated, you get a lifetime ban at the brokerage, and your fucked if the brokerage is also your bank/where you pay your bills. Basically like getting debanked.

>>56985307
I was going to say something, but after reading the screenshot all I can say is rhat last dude at the end should probably just kill himself. What a waste of oxygen. Also you're a faggot for going to the reddit, but I guess we need someone to have eyes on them, you can do what ever you want I'm going to watch Hannity.

>>56985367
Class of '99 right around 550k.

>>56985362
Jay has been wrong the whole time. Remember inflation was transitory and due to the war in the ukraine, or is your memory as bad as the rest of the speculators who forgot this shit is cyclical?

We are all the exact same soul perpetually reincarnated in every living being across time. Let that sink in.

>>56985201
you should not share personal info like that on 4chan

>>56985516
My memory of that is transitory. This time is different. He wore the purple tie. Purple is the color for nobles and he wouldn't lie wearing the purple tie. I am riding TMF until ~125 TLT and/or future updates from Jerome.

>>56985287
I haven't been keeping up with my Jewish friends. What night of Hanukkah is it?

>>56985427
What would cause your bank/brokerage to suspect money laundering?

>>56985307
What a bunch of faggots. Is that WSB?

>>56985560
I already got through all your shit and theres no way I can do a fucking thing so do us both a favor and kill yourself now. Let that sink in.

>>56985297
ty,
using a vpn fixed it

>>56985307
I got cancer reading this

>>56985560
OK it sunk in. Still retarded.

>>56985516
>Jay has been wrong the whole time.
Jerome is always right, but he operates on an 8 month time delay.

If you want to win, you have to trade around what Jerome will be saying 8 months from now.

>>56985427
What were your transactions like, and where were you located?

>>56985217
>>56985223
>>56985565

>SOXX performance YTD: +59%
>SOXL performance YTD: +194%
Tripled leveraged haters blown the fuck out. I mean come on

>>56985571
Nah tlt is a safe bet, even if you're wrong you won't lose. Rates are going lower it's just the timing aspect where I'm questioning the move. Ima trade the bond options so timing is just another part of the equation that'll make it complicated, but you can wait till mid February (6-9 weeks or so) I think before really needing to lock it down.

>>56985571
You might already be getting at this but I'm autistic and drunk

He might be wearing a purple tie because so many people are paying attention to the tie color.

>>56985676
October was the bottom. I'm done with the 2 more weeks shit. Let's goooo

>Keep trying to trade biotechs
>Get lazy and don't
>Keep seeing shit pop off 25%
Ree

>>56985140
What can kill this rally? Yesterday morning I forgot it was fed day and I sold a stock. I would have never sold it had I known.
Even though I've made 1750 in one week all I can think about is the 140 bucks I could have made had I not sold.

What can kill this rally? I can't think of anything. Yield curve will start to steep up again and every discretionary, finance, tech stock will go up from here

Well
Technically
The college class of 2020 would be zoomers.

>>56985140
>the state REALLY wanted to prosecute me
Why are you making threats to public officials under your real name?
>ummm see the gop wanted to secede they're the real crazy ones I'll fight you
>california transplant
This guy literally did not learn even after getting fucked by the system.

>>56985140
>"Don't call me a baby or I'll walk out right now" is the most baby thing he could have said. He should be ashamed taking money from his parents in their retirement age. He's the type to leave them stranded if their finances took a hit or God forbid a parent had medical bills to pay, he'll leave them to struggle.
Boomers should all be in concentration camps.

>>56985755
>>56985765
misfiring bot

>>56985755
>>56985765
The part later where he then admitted that he lost his business because of a mental breakdown after Trump got elected killed me.

>>56985708
Bruh you and I both know you're going to rekt yourself one of these days chasing the biotech memestock crack. You're always going to think "I could have done 25% in a week bro!" but those are pennystock scams where some faggot in a telegram shills it to his 'fans' after he's bought in and they all pile in right as some retarded news about marijuana drops and he dumps on them. There is no point in thinking about pumps you will never get to before someone has already rigged the game against you. You will simply go insane with self-loathing and feeling like if you just had slightly better reflexes you could do 25% a week on biomemestocks.

>>56985755
>>56985765

I can tell you can talk with God. What stock ticker did he recommend?

>>56985705
Yeah yields are down and federal spending should come lower. I'll accumulate, but all it takes is another 400 billion for Ukraine and nobody will want the bonds and yields increase again regardless of rate cuts buy the boys at fed.

>>56985785
>>56985790
>bot
No, I just watched some of the video and then read the comments. I hate boomers but I also hate these xiennial type faggots from california who never got over George W. Bush and think they can post actual threats with their real name while having a master's in journalism like that's not going to backfire horribly. This is shit I've been paranoid about since I was 17 when the FBI still thought 4chan was some reclusive hacker website. I have no idea how these people live that they're like "yeah just give out my real name that'll go well oh and tag public officials like it's a forum for underage kids, except I'm not underage".

This guy managed to coast his entire life because of the weird fascination with faggots this society has had under Obama/Biden and has never quite had to live the reality where being a weird fuckup should get you blacklisted (but I guess that became his reality when he dipped his toes into a normal state after leaving california and got bitchslapped by reality).

All in SOXS

>>56985818
Wouldn't mind it. That's when I get some like 9 months calls and just fuck off and masturbate all year for +400%

>>56985812
Get this
You can buy TQQQ when the market goes down, and sell when it goes up a lot.

juice fu?

>>56985853
jealous you forgot your name again

>>56985845
God wouldn't recommend TQQQ. Go away Satan. I thought you were schizo and has super powers but it seems you are just off your meds. Many such cases.

>eVeN THoUGH yOU ARE UP 263% IN 3 WEekS YOU STILL LOsT MONEY ON SOXL BECAUSE MUH FInAnCE cHARgES so just sell okay cuz those massive gains don't count cuz you didn't trade the way i want you to trade reeeeeee

>>56985840
We have a gambling man here.

I got fucked by SBUX again today

>biggest military pay hike in 20 years passed today
>check calendar
anons... even the government can't get support from the military without simping for them.

we're just going to crab and not go over/under 470 tomorrow for opex, aren't we?

>>56985201
them some dick sucking lips
goddamn it
Jesus take the wheel

>>56985971
Hopefully a pullback

It’s friday after all and we can use one

>>56985885
>>56985885
>>56985885
>>56985885
>>56985885
>>56985885
I'm feeling generous. Here's 6 (you)'s to fuck off.

What a bad thread

>>56986029
How far are we from all time highs on the SPX? Time estimate to get there?

>>56985885
Lol and they just ignore it >>56985667

>>56985140
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOXL SISTERS

>>56985140
I sold my PNC way too early, but at least we'll have a crash right :D :(

Kek. To fund all the proposed salary increases for state workers (me) that was outlined in a report it'd cost the state a puny 77 million extra plus the 80 million already allocated. The state is sitting on record 1 billion+ rainy day cash pile. Also the income tax is going down a bit to starting in January. If it all passes I'm looking at 6% hike in 2024, 4% hike in 2025 plus another still undetermined amount based on the years of time I've got in. Also further 5% annual hikes taking effect after all that. Needless to say I'll be drowning in excess green. Yay me!

>>56985307
haha faggots
not in the gay way but also that way too

>>56986064
i don't get it
is it ohio?

>>56986064
>Big Ass Cop
>Turkish
wut? the fucking thing is more absurd the more you look at it.

>>56986084
those holdings are trash though desu. no idea why youd go with safer divy stuff if a state worker with job security.

Easiest 3x you will ever get

>>56986112
fat tits isn't on there i feel underrepresented

>>56985808
Well no, I backtested it with 6 months worth of data at 1% risk. Even on live trades, I didn't follow my plan exactly and whiffed on 2-3 ones that did spike. It's viable and worked out to 8-11% per year depending on maths, but there's a few execution things I need to smooth out, as well as looking at some TA filters like market cap to avoid the really big shitters

>>56986150
Inflation is the norm now anon, we don't see you.

>>56986112
Lot of weird ones but "big ass cop" is the one that I'm now curious about and will investigate further.

>>56986064
kek imagine running a porn site and just making up whatever stats you want just to troll the world

The boggleheads are getting uppity today.
I have more posts from them than the openbsd mailinglist which is pretty unusal.

>>56986170
Location of all things. That's another oddity across the board.

>>56986064
Sounds lonely in Alaska

>>56986200
I can relate. Worked in the Arctic circle for a few years straight. It's hell. Onas are a must.

>>56986179
>The boggleheads are getting uppity today.
theyll always be seething that the mag 7 outclass anything they have with very little risk associated with it.

>>56986219
>theyll always be seething that the mag 7 outclass anything they have with very little risk associated with it.
They got bogged by the indexes last week for the first time in over 10 years.

>>56986127
Well my biggest holdings are in my 401k. The largest in my brokerage account is KO. Due to the fact the 401k's been rolling and growing since 2005 verses the brokerage that's been around uh hell 5 years maybe. The brokerage account is more my "play" fun account. It's not strictly needed. But then again I gotta do something with my money. I'm already stuffing it into a emergency fund. My 401k's on track to give me nice pile, uh between my pension and it, well money won't be an issue. Unless I live to be 110 that is. So jacking it more is useless. So again I had to do something with the green. I could blow it on dumb shat but hell I already got all I need. Unless you count a working Holodeck. I wish I had one of those.

>>56986158
Okay
How much of your portfolio are you going to risk on it then lol.

>>56986230
If you're KO boomer, did you witness 07-13 as an investor?
If so, what was your situation and learning?

>>56986219
>mag 7 outclass anything
Do they? I'm short one of the mag 7 companies and I made money on that today.

its not looking good for tommorow boys

>>56986064
how has it never occurred to me that there might be native american and goth tags?

>>56986261
Show the VIX so I can fantasize some paper trades. Maybe make some other faggots wake up to what might be brewing.

Holy fuck, I was looking at charts during the Dotcom and this is Saylor's stock. Im buying this as a more leveraged BTC ETF. And man the chart looks like dogshit because of this megapump that happened back then. Will it ever reach ATH? These bubbles were scaring as fuck. Absolute madness. I wonder if we are going to see something similar with BTC, or it will not be enough for 3333$+?

>>56986243
Yeah I witnessed that period. My only investment then was my 401k. The upshot was I'd only started it in 2005. So that whole time my losses weren't so bad compared to say someone who'd had one for 10-15 years. I just kept rolling into it. I mean hell I figured it'd recover and I'd be getting cheap shares in the meantime. When the 2020 crash happened I was in a better position to really capitalize. I jacked my contributions over 3x a month.

Holy fuck, I was looking at charts during the Dotcom and this is Saylor's stock. Im buying this as a more leveraged BTC ETF. And man the chart looks like dogshit because of this megapump that happened back then. Will it ever reach ATH? These bubbles were scaring as fuck. Absolute madness. I wonder if we are going to see something similar with BTC, or it will not be enough for 3333$+?

>>56986261
Hope it does I need a new re entry

>>56986283
So you just roll DCA the whole time? When do you reorganize?

>>56986288
SOX semiconductor index to S&P500 ratio back at the 99-00 level.

>>56986311
same

>>56986288
Looks like what GME did. Is it basically a hedgefund now?

>>56985296
So, should I sell and rebuy to make some money until the etf comes out?

>>56986283
When I got hired in 2005 I wasn't making much. It's not like I was wham pulling anywhere close to what I'm doing now on day one. I was ok financially though. Then the down payment on the house during the fallout of 2008 sucked a lot of that cash. Point is I was on a tight budget for a long time. (they were tightwads about giving any pay hikes in those days to). But the raises came, the promotions came and soon the cash pile grew. Till finally it was getting a bit obscene. At the height I was sitting on roughly a year of expense money. With zero debt. They say 6 months is perfect. A product of me saving every penny I could. So I had to blow it on something. Enter the brokerage account. Then along came inflation and the "shat happens" events that fucked up a lot of things. But oh well. SAVE gains righted the financial ship again.

>>56986311
>>56986335
Oh, it's coming down, just zoom out.

>>56986328
Yeah I just DCA. The 401k's done pretty good. 10% annual, sometimes more since 2005. When something works you leave it alone. Its not a Target fund based setup. All I've done is jack how much I toss into it a month.

>>56986366
Makes me happy to hear that my shilling actually helped someone out.

>>56986230
yeah thats my point though. if you got safe investments in the 401k, why bother with stuff like KO? go all meme degen.
>>56986254
you can short a vanguard index and make money too. im talking about as long term investments.

>>56986377
So it's all managed stuff and savings outside of your brokerage account you fuck around with? I fucked up and was trading back then as a kid basically, and should have done what you did. Glad it worked out and you can dabble with little risk now.

>>56986145
for me its EVRI and a 2x

Short Google
>>g/97901130

I bought TNA a few weeks back and watched it run up like 10% then panic sold when it opened down big.
Sad that now it’s taking off to the fucking moon.
What’s your guys short term swing plays for this current market run up?

>>56986391
Yeah. It's all managed. Soon even the brokerage account will be manged kinda. SWPPX will have the auto invest switch flipped on next year. The rest of it in the brokerage will just roll on as is. Hell even my savings is managed. I toss so much into that account every month like clockwork. I never see the money. I never see a statement either. I just log into the account once a year to get the tax document to make the IRS happy.

>>56986427
>What’s your guys short term swing plays for this current market run up?
Long SAVE
Then long VIX
>>56986429
You're about to get rekt. Don't trust any of these faggots to hold your money for you. At a minimum have some stacks of FDIC available.

I didn't expect it to go up this fast but EVRI was one of the first stocks someone here shilled, it was $10 back then and I rode it to $20, it's $11 now. They provide casinos machines/other services, which is an industry that will never die. Even if a recession hits casinos still do well.

>>56986463
Too soon. Bitcoin ATMs are just now being normalized. Wait until after the crash.

>>56986463
>Even if a recession hits casinos still do well.
Also, I traded those 25 years ago, they sink hard. Buy Alcohol.

>>56986380
>go all meme degen.
Can't speak for KO boomer, but meme shit tends to produce more losers than winners. Even if you profit off a pump and dump, what's left in your wake is someone else holding the bag back down generating even bigger losses.
There's a certain moral disgust in knowingly contributing to this cycle, even if you're confident that some greater fools will be riding behind you to ensure your profitable exit.

With more stable, larger tickers the connection feels more tenuous, and ideally a holding in a profitable business is generating real value for the world. Arbitrage plays also feel more comfortable, since the end goal is out of my hands. I merely become a liquidity provider based on my non-consensus views of the probabilities.
You may not share these moral views. In that case, carry on with whatever makes you happy.

>>56986242
1% losses per trade? I said that

Thought experiment:
Market crashes 50% for the next three months.
What happens?
Short?
Buy?
Impacts on the world economy?

>>56986527
better off in cash, you can try and trade some of the downside though. at least that's what I think I learned from 2022

>>56986535
It doesn't happen until March next year. Calls, puts, foreign stocks, etc.
I honestly believe that shit will hit the fan next quarter. Looking at building a new portfolio with you guys. I'll share charts and shit.

>>56986498
Yeah. Then there's the "invest in what you know" thing. Which is what I'm doing. And also providing me some extra green in the process. I've tried my hands at "the stock of the week" thing. Some I've made money on. Some I've lost on and well the only benefit out of that mess was I got a tax break out of it. Which happened to be right when I got some salary hikes so maybe it worked out for the best.

>>56985643
good gif

>>56986586
>"invest in what you know"
Be careful with that. I was in an insdustry over a decade ago that mooned recently, I don't expect them to stay around.

>>56986613
Thanks, I made it today. But I waited till the evening to post it since I didn't want to spoil today's word for anyone

>>56986630
what was it?

>>56986643
Satellite internet. Some bum internet company was funding it, O3B was the project.
Elon is just part of a huge real estate scam if you think about it.

Recharge stations? Might as well be McDonalds with thier long lines.

Lean Hogs bros I think i'm gonna be sick

>>56986670
>futures?

>>56986064
I simply just dont believe this. The top search should be POV reverse Footjob in every state. Dont pretend like this isnt true

>>56986659
my workplace got starlink, it makes a big difference. how profitable it will be though I don't know

>>56985667
The fucked up thing about SOXL is that it did it twice. We did this same rally after Q2 earnings. I wish I had more but I can still buy calls

Since the people in charge decides to go full retard, should I buy long dated puts or physical silver?

heh my leaf pennyscam is definitely waking up

ai dashcams are the future

>>56986463
>EVRI
Nah nigga this is NEP land

>>56986707
It's not profitable for anything that doesn't move, which is most stuff.

I gotta admit I'm not surprised of the screen shot in the last thread (fuck this early baker) of baggie casually posting on his plebbit account about blowing a few dudes. He bangs fucking asian ladyboys for fucks sake.

Imagine the stops that sellers have on AAPL at 200. Must be like 9 figures worth of buys get activated at that point. Tempted to short because it couldn’t touch 200 last time but man I don’t know, I’m sure that’s what every other bear is thinking.

>>56986784
Who cares we honestly love Baggie so much it doesn't matter. We've been following this guy's posts since like 2021, most of us, some earlier and yeah the namefag shit works. We like poemanon adn scoopsies and the hands too because it works god I hate you guys and how much i enjoy movie night

NEP-chan is ready

>>56986427
The anon that shilled TNA to me is on the forever based list. I kinda forgot I bought it and now it is up 30%. I'm a bit nervous as IWM is at its yearly high. If it doesn't continue drilling upwards tomorrow I'll likely sell.

>>56985140
>>56987032

I'm thinking we pump tomorrow
https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ

UH OH STINKY ALERT STINKY ALERT, A BIG STINKY IS FORMING ON NASDAQ FUTURE COMPUTER

>>56987107
DOOM. BULL.

>>56987190
false alarm. you didn't get hooked, did you?

When I saw this image I thought of you.

>>56985140
Good job, America.

By this the stockmarket becomes completely detached of valuation and everything just goes higher

>>56987264
no i was just pooping and thought it would be funny

>>56985504
post positions screenshot (you wont)

>four of the last five recessions, going back over 40 years, have happened in election years
>yield curve inverted, with the Fed signaling they will cut rates next year and uninvert it in the process
>unemployment ticking up
I hope you all are prepared for the possibility (likelihood) of a recession next year.

>>56987455
Market is forward looking.

>>56987468
Only on the upside and never on the downside. Upside risk and downside risk is not symmetric.

>>56987455
I'd welcome a santadump at least. Dow back to 36k for example. Or maybe it will be a Chanukah dump? It ends tonight.

>>56987468
Sometimes I'm questioning if Mumus mean with that that the market is happy or really looking into the future. Cause I've learned in school for englisch (nonnative) that looking forward to something means you are excited and happy that something happens or you meet somebody etc.

>>56984204
>why I should buy arm right now and just wait till it corrects?
Because there won't be a correction little anon

>>56987491
>Sometimes I'm questioning if Mumus mean with that that the market is happy
Hahahahahaha holy shit do esls really?

>hashicorp founder leaves

Hehe you know what that means

>>56987551
Reverse it

>>56987491
>Cause I've learned in school for englisch (nonnative) that looking forward to something means you are excited and happy that something happens or you meet somebody etc.
That's correct. In market terms, the phrase 'forward looking' is different. When people say this in the context of markets they are mostly talking about the market accounting for expected things before they actually happen. It's not entirely true. It's partly true and partly not. Not everything is priced in.

>>56987607
I'm pretty sure it means something different in relation to the market. But it is used so often as a meme, maybe it is sometimes used different as a joke.

A lot is not priced in, otherwise there wouldn't be large moves. NVDA for example was priced in as they didn't pump on better earnings. In this case Bobos could have spouted the
>priced in
meme.

Could EU once not pump on open? Man.

>>56987564
Recession is here?

>>56987644
No, short hashicorp you brainlet

>>56987622
>0.1%
>pump

>Central Banks Shouldn’t Rush To Join Fed Policy Pivot, IMF Says - BBG

Even she says not to pivot. The reason for Powell's softness must come from the treasury. If the economy was strong he would simply hold them higher for longer to ensure inflation at 2%.

If he lowers while inflation hasn't hit 2% for consecutive months, he is risking it to go higher and stay above.

How is Powell thinking about lowering rates when the ECB isn't which has to manage different states with different ratings and amounts of debts etc and a continent that is performing way worse than the US.

If somebody, the ECB should pivot sooner than later and not the US. Especially when you consider that the effect of a pivot of the ECB in regards to Oil and other commodities is pretty low in comparison to an US pivot.

He's going for stagflation to suppress treasury yields.

>>56987673
>He's going for stagflation to suppress treasury yields.
>1T a month going to interest payments
the pied piper will always be paid, willingly or not

>>56987673
>suppress treasury yields
It's already a futile endeavor

Literally cursed me. This month is not my month. Exactly on the fuckin barrier. But it can't go above (for now) lol.

>>56987419
Just a matter of time until pic related happens again

>>56987707
All because of 1 week impatience. One mistake often leads to another. That's how it is.

Would?

>>56987707
>Geldkurs
no wonder they make you guys sitdown to pee

>>56987744
>Tfw burgers think it's unmanly not to behave like a thirdworlder

>>56987744
>ASK
>BID

I am glad that we are finally reaching new heights but man, I don't want to keep DCAing into it. What the hell do you even buy at this point? I hope for a minor correction so I keep slurping

>>56987733
Nigger you know we can't read that shit

Imagine not going long on TSLA. you guys truly hate money

>>56987784
>when they send the retarded version of CGPT to lum post (you)s
IV is so high on a certain biotech expecting phase III results that it makes profiting on put spreads a near mathematical certainty

Yields...

>>56987787
>buy ____ sell ___

>>56985140
a guy like Bernie Sanders would sacare the jews away like the plague, that's why they and their media will not allow him any "space"

I completely heemed myself by
>dIVerSifYiNg
More losses incoming, man. Fuck me, one fuckin week. I'm fuckin retarded.

Should have just kept shorting DAX.

>>56987811
ALL US politicians serve the Jewish interest, including Bernie and Trump.

>>56987802
opps...

>>56987853
True. Stupid to trust a person like Powell. The whole year you'd been right fighting him. And now even more.

Blackstone’s 2023 Holiday Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqqAAgN-dI

>>56987831
Should have just kept longing DAX*

>>56985140
ChatGPT tells me the chances of us entering a bull market by Q1 2024 is between 30 to 60%.

CPI data is fine. We won't be seeing any rate hikes next year. We likely will even see rate *cuts* by June 2024.

I think Bobos need to hibernate to let the Bulls run the parade.

>>56987954
i sold my SOXL calls today because of this

>>56987954
Not too cringe imho (in my heemed opinion)

>>56986687
comfy pig

>>56987959
That's true. But I shorted others too and now lost more than 3k. Wonderful.

And EU is pumping on worse data. It's laughable.French data worse, german data worse.

>option cancelled before expiration date
WHAT THE FUCK REEE

Hey guys, I just started to unwind my long positions, so you can go ahead and continue pumping into infinite and leave me behind now.

>>56987959
*worse than expected + worsening m/m actually.

>>56987954

>IN A WORLD, WHERE IV IS 900%
>ONE MAN YOLOS HIS FULL PORT
>ON A 93% CHANCE TO MAKE IT
coming this December, see anon's port detonate in a hilarious Christmas comedy for the whole family
> SEVEN PERCENT CHANCE!
staring Rob Schneider as "Chance"
in theaters now!

>>56988031
>7% chance to lose 100%
>93% chance to gain 18.6%
If you take the view that the loss risk is underestimated it's not such a good bet.

>already above yesterday's above ATH premarket
Who the fuck needs burger trading times anyway kek

>>56988014
You got it, chief. Catch ya on the flipside

Are you ready for the biggest rally of your lifetime, my Biden Bulls?

>>56988099
Im unironically gonna vote biden if soxl reaches 50 bucks next year

What if I just copy Warren Buffett's portfolio

>>56987954
>mentions blackrock twice
>not us btw
yeah sure

>Europe on the way into recession
>No rate cuts (Lagarde)
>US "booming"
>rate cuts in prospect
Hmm

>>56988131
I short the Apple out of my brk.b.

>>56985201
I'd put the Semen in Semenova

>>56988187
rates and recessions are transitory. buy! Buy! Buy!

>>56988187
Yeah looks like interest rates will get cut (it's an election year after all so god forbid the market not help the incumbent) but at least they aren't ending QT in the US. That will begin the healing

>>56988062
>7% chance to lose 100%
kek, that isn't how any of this works

>futures

>yields

>CPI

>RSI GREEN
>OH MY GOD BUY BUY BUY
>RSI HOT RED SRIRACHA
>OH MY GOD BUY MORE
lol

>Worse HCOB numbers than expected
>Overbought like hell
And yet the markets are still pumping like crazy. This is such utter bs. I kind of wanted to pick up a short position last night. Good thing I didn't. So when exactly is the time to short these indices? And out all these, which one would you short the most? CAC 40, DAX, FTSE, or maybe the most volatile one, OMX?

>>56988342
we just got low inflation. why are you bobos going against the market so much? stupid fuckers

>>56988342
Not OMX, literally lost 2k in one week. The gains I made shorting it in sep-oct are gone.

This piece of shit is unpredictable. I could have made WAY more back then but I pussied out because of its retarded moves, literally closed positions right during the october crash. because it mooned like a retard for a week.

This thing has no limits unlike other EU indices.

Short it only if you want to gamble.

>>56988342
picrel

>>56988352
low inflation is bad for companies?

>>56988352
I am bull, you goblin. I just figured a small short position might be in order.
Also, inflation ain't down. The inflationary rate (i.e., the derivative) has gone down. But a medium inflationary rate (3-5%) from a 10-15% rate of last year is still damn high.
I don't understand why nobody brings that up in those FOMC meetings. 2% inflation rate from a 12% rate last year is still way higher than their goal.
>>56988359
I had a good look at it today and something about it seems off. Something about it smells weird but I can't put my finger on it. You would think that the market can't sustain such overbought conditions when coupled with an official recession, but I guess not

>>56988372
Also, inflation ain't down. The inflationary rate (i.e., the derivative) has gone down. But a medium inflationary rate (3-5%) from a 10-15% rate of last year is still damn high.
I don't understand why nobody brings that up in those FOMC meetings. 2% inflation rate from a 12% rate last year is still way higher than their goal.

It's absolute dogshit to have 3% inflation after 2x 6-7% the previous years AND having rates above 5%.

And then to hint at rate cuts it's the most cucked fuckin thing he could do. Fuck Powell. Lagarde has more balls than him.

>>56988368
we have been going up for awhile and got more bullish news.

>>56988372
didnt sound like it from your i wanna short against the trend

>>56988372
For me OMX is off the table. Either DAX, FTSE or maybe AEX.

By diversfying shorts I only lost this year. If I had just kept shorting DAX I wouldn't have had any real losses except maybe opportunity cost, but I lost with the SPX. I literally paid dividends on BMW (LMAO), such stupid greed.

And now these losses.

>>56988386
>56988386
Europe is dying, is that bullish news? It is that it just doesn't matter for european indices. That is the problem. I should have known earlier after this midyear, but I was naive to think that anything besides the US plays any role for the EU.

>>56988256
ah right, that's the worst case scenario which isn't just below breakeven, nevermind then. Btw what's the ticker you're betting on?

>>56988394
what the market does is the only thing that matters. not theories about how bad things are.

also santa rally continues

>>56988379
I think they have now committed to 3-5 cuts but the markets seem to be pricing even more, wtf? The central banks just told everyone on TV that inflation is largely fixed and that rates will be going down faster than expected. That is gonna fuel inflation ffs. We already see mortgage applications going up and that's at 7%. People are expecting the rates to quickly drop and then to refinance.
Holy hell, what a retarded schlomo market.
>>56988388
How about shorting the mega caps, then? We are already starting to see some rotation from them to the small caps because rates are gonna fall drastically, which theoretically benefits small caps more.
While Russel for example has gone spectacularly these last weeks, the magnificent seven has been struggling and even gone down (e.g., MSFT)
>Captcha P0000

>>56985790
I got a feeling earlier in the video and almost died when he confirmed that Trump winning broke him

>>56988403
Then what the fuck do you mean by
>bullish news?
The market is news for you?
News are things outside of the market. Great way to dodge.

>>56988405
Yeah if they were looking to finish the inflation fight they sure as fuck shot themselves in the foot. All this rate cut front running is gonna push inflation back up, especially as the DXY continues to drop like it is.

>>56988425
>>56988403

Eurozone HCOB Manufacturing PMI Dec P: 44.2 (est 44.6; prev 44.2)
- HCOB Services PMI Dec P: 48.1 (est 49.0; prev 48.7)
- HCOB Composite PMI Dec P: 47.0 (est 48.0; prev 47.6)

That's news and data. Not theories.
But I know that all this doesn't matter for a permamumu. No need to reply. I know you will simply attempt to mock me.

>>56988405
Yeah, after retard inflation we get stagflation-slightly elevated inflation, but pretty sure above 2%. Probably around 2,5-3,5%. This for 2-3 years till we reach 2% if ever (probably not).

I'm shorting the DOW and getting heemed there too, cause I also didn't wait a week there. And it continues to rise outside the monthly, weekly and daily bollingers DEEP into DEEP RED RSI.

Markets are completely fucked.

>>56988425
inflation down in yurop and lowish in murrica. very bullish news

>>56988405
I unironically would have not lost anything in the last 2 weeks if I kept shorting Big Tech. And I shorted them the least, because of AI etc.

It's so stupid. Should have put all my shorts there but no, I thought OMX and Dow jones had no potential anymore.

im reading some very esoteric market stuff. not sure if this is good or bad.

>>56988460
Hope you bought some big tech longs now anon?

>>56988469
Illuminate us with some esoteric knowledge. Sounds interesting and fun

holy shit what a green day

>small craps FOMO
what could possibly go wrong

>>56988530
buy, buy, buy!

>>56988512
this is the foreword on one book

>>56988481
Lol no. I wouldn't have lost shorting TECH, but I lost shorting OMX and DOW. FFS, that's the fuckin irony of it all.

I even just lost another 100 euros on OMX that I opened yesterday, kek. this shit has no end.

After compiling an exhaustive dossier and poring over all the evidence I now realize poem anon is actually Cliff Asness of AQR. This is indisputable. Do with this information what you will.

>>56988481
Should have put ALL my shorts into Big FAGG.
(literally FANG) (picrel)

>>56988469
Like?

>>56988554
like this >>56988537

a book you have to read 3 times to find the secrets of some of his methods.

>>56988552
Kek have fun losing money
>SURELY faang will go further down after an unprecedented 5% drop??

>>56985140
is this real lol? americans are poor xD

>>56988551
no he's the CEO of mott capital

Is it safe to short now?

>>56988599
checked and no, only up, new paradigm

>>56988585
If I had only shorted that I at least wouldn't have lost any, as mentioned several times, UNIRONICALLY ironically.

>>56988599
Only for quad witching OPEX which has been bearish 70 percent of the time

>RSI 91 on 4h DOW
>RSI 85 on daily DOW
lol, will today be the great options unheeming?

That's pretty insane if you consider that it all allegedly pumped on the hopes of 6 rate cuts in 2024!, despite him pointing at maybe 3?

>>56988649
is it only for oil or all market?

>>56988681
For SPX

>>56988537
Gann, financial astrology. I would only resort to voodoo after exhausting all other options, but you do you. Intriguing nonetheless.

>>56985287
What have you done baggot? You've awaken the Polish...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctdoDJKPBus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487HIFlBYfM

Reminder that soft-landing-tards are like vaxxies and hohols, believers in media narratives.

There are many other examples of media pushing this crap when there is very little evidence that we're getting a soft landing.
I might start putting a list together to show how obvious and clown world it is.

>>56988701
poltards are the most dunning kruger retards out there

>>56985307
>I've blown a couple of dudes.
HAHAHHAHA faggots lmfao. Imagine boasting about sucking cock as a man.

>>56988718
>poltards
We're all poltards here to some extent. No need to try this hard.

>>56988726
yeah but I go there only for /uhg/ so I can talk with the war heroes of our generation

>>56986064
based texas

>>56988718
Anybody who tries to dunk with the term Dunning-Kruger is the epitome of the effect
>irony noted fuck you
https://economicsfromthetopdown.com/2022/04/08/the-dunning-kruger-effect-is-autocorrelation/

>>56988693
yes i think this is where the TA is astrology comes from. dunno will i dig in yet might be heavy stuff to read. very labour intesive method to learn i think.

at some point i will check it out.

its interesting some of his indicators are built in to tradingview and my brokers app.

>>56985307
>I mean I'm bi and have blown a couple dudes. I disagree.
LMAO

>>56988746
>doesnt cite a study and cites a pop sci article instead
ok dunning

>>56988753
https://www.avaresearch.com/files/UnskilledAndUnawareOfIt.pdf
2 seconds on google

>S&P annual returns average ~10%
>S&P just had 6 weekly green candles, pumping 15%
>market sentiment majority bullish
>highest OI quad witching in many years today
buy, buy, buy!
buy, buy, buy!
buy, buy, buy!

>>56988760
>>56988753
wrong link, here's the correct one:
https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2020-38211-001

>>56988760
that's the original study by dunning and kruger lol

>>56988769
i want to fight the fed buy that nigga jerome said stocks only go up until january

Product carriers and container ships. Who else is buying?

>>56988778
I'm discussing and pasting links in two different tabs. The correct link for you is >>56988776
Far be it from me to relieve you of your ignorance though

>>56988784
If dunning kruger is fake then why did socrates say the only thing I know is nothing? checkmate

>>56988781
What's the thesis here? I don't see a reason to buy them until rates are cut.

>>56988733
Oh look it's putscuck being a cuck again

>>56988792
Socrates was retarded and hyped up by Christians and their belief system because it matched
Epicurus was the real Chad whose philosophies got lost in time because it didn't match the Christian belief system much like Stoicism did

>NVDA preopen down
>SOXS preopen JUSTing it further to 6.09
bwos?!!? this isnt what was supposed to happen...

Cleanspark chads, how we feeeeling?

>>56988011
imagine being a mumu in yurope . Unlimited money. i got heemed pretty hard last year by shorting CAC and DAX cuz the retard strength of EU just invalidate any strategies . Thats why i prefers going long on a dip than shorting

I posted in this thread yesterday

My spirit animal is half crab half bull.

>>56985307
i thought baguette was something you called french people in a friendly fashion.

>>56988781
i think dow used transportation companies to compare to in dow jones. that sector can be a good market health indicator or economy or whatever

>>56988974
Rocker's the guy who started calling me Baggot. Those faggots over at the reddit are actually gay and suffer from severe mental illness.

So what are our bets on today?

>>56988961
I remember you. You are the guy with only one arme on his left side

>>56988988
Also >>56988888

>>56988921
I didn't short the dip. I shorted OMX above 2200, actually above 2260. But this fucker just goes on and on and on and on. And even pumped later than DAX and the US. Suddenly out of nothing, I was a week too early, fuckin delay.

Same with DAX. I saw the US pumping 4 weeks til CPI report in november. DAX was lagging behind. I thought, ok, maybe DAX is now weaker, power balances can shift and sometimes one index is stronger. I mean germany is pretty bad right now.

Then CPI happens and DAX fuckin awakes from its slumber and goes for new ATH? AND outperforms the US? Wtf?

You can't trade the EU with conviction as you can't know what retarded moves they make. Sometimes they pump earlier than the US. Sometimes day after. They don't move 1:1 and this can really fuck you up.

This is why the FTSE (UK) is better. The british seems to have some power over their own stocks. Meanwhile EU seems completely US controlled, even though lagging.

Anyways Oil caught itself and starts rising and I hope Oilers completely heem this faggot Powell for thinking he could cut in such a market environment.

someone bake

>>56985263
>>56985263
>>56985263
Migrate

>>56989105
Why? Nothing wrong with running to 340 posts before a bake.

>>56989140
fresh bread near open is good but your right.

>>56988991
>the guy with only one arme on his left side
how many arms are on your left side anon?